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♪♪

Whoa!

Gweeseek!

Gweeseek, get over -- Come on.

Whoa! [ Grunts ]

Huh?

♪♪

♪♪

[ Hammering ]

Ah, isn't this nice?

Nature in all its glory.

Just a boy, his cat, and the great outdoors!

[ Truck beeping, horns honking ]

Hey, I'm driving here!

Yeah? I'm honking here!

Ah, yes, the great outdoors.

Well, first things first. Gotta chop some wood for a fire.

Chop-chop-chop-chop chop-chop-chop.

Chop-chop-chop-chop chop-chop-chop.

Tiggy, I'm off to pick up Boss from his dental procedure.

Oh, what's all this?

Gweeseek and I are camping,

getting in touch with nature, roughing it.

[ Laughs ] Oh, yes, "roughing it."

Are you making fun of us?

On the contrary, I admire you bold adventurers,

braving the perils of...

oh, the dreaded strawberry patch!

[ Whimpers ]

You are! You are making fun of us.

I better go before I'm gobbled up by a mountain lion.

Ha ha. [ Sighs ]

Have fun pretending.

Pretending? No!

This counts! This is camping!

I'm gonna sleep in a tent tonight!

Okay, now we'll get you numbed up and then extract the tooth.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Less yakkin', more yanking!

Keep in mind -- You'll need to avoid solid foods for a while.

Oh, who cares?

This is boring. I'm bored.

Needle time.

[ Laughs ] Well, you shouldn't have done that.

Why?

Don't let this guy get under your fur, Gweeseek.

[ Scoffs ] Pretend? Ha ha.

This is as real as it gets.

Now let's catch us some dinner.

Oh, Gwee, isn't that cute?

You built a little old trap, too.

Well, "A" for effort, but -- ha -- you forgot the box.

You'll never catch anything without --

Aah!

Ohh!

[ Keyboard clacking ]

Hello. I'm here to pick up my boss.

Um...Boss.

Please take a seat, sir.

Wait, can I say something rather forward?

'Twould be easier than saying something backward.

[ Laughs ]

Your teeth are terrifying.

Have you ever considered dentures?

Not until this moment.

Why don't we try some on, see if there's something you like?

You never know.

[ Slurred ] This Guy? Time to take me home!

This Guy?

This Guy?

This Guy?

Whatever.

Hiii!

[ Gasps ] Aah! Aah!

Oh! Aah!

[ Gasping ]

[ Hoarsely ] Oh, hey, Mrs. G.

Aaahhh!

Take that! And that!

Oh, you scoundrel! Ow! Oh, not there!

And that! Oh! Oh-oh!

Ooh, that hurt! Ow!

[ Grunts ] The humanity!

Ahh. This is the life, Gweeseek.

Just a boy, his cat, and the great out--

Oh! Why?!

Who am I kidding?

We're never gonna sleep in a tent.

We're not roughing it.

And there's no way we're ever gonna catch anything

in these stupid traps!

[ Slurred ] Whoa! Oh!

Hey! What's the big idea?!

Gweeseek, you caught a bear!

Gweeseek, you caught a bear!

Let me down! [ Growls ]

It's a good thing he's stuck up there.

Ahhh! Ooh!

[ Groaning ]

Aah! He's gonna eat us alive!

Quick, we gotta find him some food!

Yah!

Ohh!

Yeah, that's right.

Fooood. Yum.

Yummy-yum-yum.

Ooh.

Ow! My mouth!

Aah! Chips make him angry!

Here, eat some peanut brittle.

Oh! Oh-oh!

Aah! Extra-salty shredded-wheat bites?

Aah!

[ Wailing ]

Mm, all I got left are these tapioca pudding cups.

[ Sniffing ]

Mmm.

Mmm! Mm.

[ Slurping ]

Thanks, Tiggy.

Did that bear just say my name?

Yes, I did, Tiggy.

Huh. We wanted to get in touch with nature,

but it looks like nature wants to get in touch with us.

Come on, bear! Let's be pals!

Oh, okay.

[ Hisses ]

♪ This Guy teased me ♪

♪ Said I was pretending ♪

♪ But then I met a bear ♪

♪ Now the fun is never-ending ♪

♪ He's my fuzzy buddy ♪

♪ Cheers me up when I feel cruddy ♪

♪ We just scared Skippy ♪ [ Roars ]

♪ And it sure was "fuddy" ♪

♪ A boy and a cat and a bear ♪

♪ Who'd have thought it? ♪

♪ I pitched it as a TV show, but no one bought it ♪

♪ I have no idea what's going on ♪

♪ But then again, I never doooooo ♪

Oh!

♪ Oh, my best bear pal ♪

♪ I'm so glad I found youuuuuu ♪

Aah! Oh! Ow!

Now, what about these?

Ow. Too sharp.

Too...bright!

[ Slurred ] I'm starting to think this isn't for me.

Ooh, these are so you.

Just look at that smile.

[ Normal voice ] It's not voluntary.

Well, it's closing time.

Would you like me to wrap those for you?

Closing time?

Oh, no.

Boss? Boss?

Where are you?

Hey, come back with those chompers!

Has anyone seen a bossy-looking boss?

Oh, no. He could be anywhere!

Boss, I'm coming for you!

Ooh. [ Mumbling ]

Wow, will you look at us, Gweeseek?

We're the first people to ever domesticate a bear probably.

[ Hisses ]

[ Telephone rings ]

No, Gweeseek, don't answer it.

I want to see what happens.

[ Slurred ] Hello?

I told you never to call me here!

Okay. Okay.

I love you, too.

[ Laughs ]

Oh, man, I wish Boss was here.

A bear in his office?

He'd be cracking up.

Come to think of it, where is that lovable scamp?

Tiggy, I am Boss.

[ Gasps ] You ate Boss?!

No, I am Boss!

Oh, no, you ate Boss!

It's not your fault. You're just a wild beast.

Tiggy, listen carefully --

I...

You...

...am... ...ate...

No! Am!

Ate. Am!!

We get it. You ate Boss.

Quit bragging about it.

[ Door opens ]

Boss! Boss?

[ Gasps ] This Guy's back!

Boss, where are you? Where are you?

-And he looks weirdly handsome. -Oh! Let me see!

No! If he finds out you ate Boss,

you'll go to bear jail or something!

Tiggy, I didn't eat --

Wait, did you say "bear jail"?

I ain't going back to bear jail!

They'll eat me alive!

Boss?

Boss? Nothing!

Have you seen Boss? Uh, nothing.

Tiggy, something horrible has happened.

I know!

Boss is gone!

I know!

And it's all my fault!

I kno--

Wait, your fault? Yeah.

Yeah, it is. Why?

Oh, my vanity got the best of me,

and now Boss is hopelessly lost on these labyrinthian streets.

Oh, This Guy, it's okay that you made a catastrophic mistake

and it's all your fault and Boss is gone forever

and it's all your fault.

Did I say it was all your fault?

Can I come out now? [ Gweeseek hisses ]

What was that sound?

Nothing! Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee.

Poor Boss.

I should alert the police.

The bear police?!

The bear police?!

Uh, I wouldn't bother them.

You should probably leave right now

and look for Boss yourself.

You're right.

This is my mess, and I'll be the one to clean it up.

I'm bored.

This is boring.

You heard the bear. Get out of here and go find Boss.

I'll leave no stone unturned.

Driver: Hey, nice teeth!

I know! [ Horn honking ]

Phew.

That was close.

Ah. Oh...

Aah! [ Thud ]

Oh, Gweeseek, look at him.

He who was once king of the jungle is now reduced

to an office idiot.

You just don't belong here, do you ya, boy?

Aah. Ohh.

Well, this is it, bear.

You're home now...

in nature.

Go on. Run.

Be free. Tiggy...

I'm scared.

Now, don't start crying, okay?

If you start, then I'll start.

[ Voice breaking ] I don't wanna go.

[ Crying ]

♪♪

I said, "Git"!

Go on!

Git!

[ Whimpers ]

[ Sniffles ] Go.

[ Crying ]

Can't you see we don't want you anymore?

[ Crying ]

♪♪

Goodbye, old friend.

[ Thud ] Ow!

I'll never forget you, random bear.

♪♪

[ Groans ]

[ Mumbles, gasps ] [ Growling ]

Oh.

Uh! Ooh!

[ Gasps ]

Good bear, good bear.

Ohh.

♪♪

[ Roars ]

[ Panting ]

This is it, the last place on my alphabetized list.

[ Voice breaking ] If Boss isn't here, he's gone forever.

[ Crying ]

Boss: This Guy! Huh?

Yoo-hoo!

Be a good man and toss me some zoo kibble, why doncha?

[ Spits ]

[ Ting! ]

Tiggy: ♪ A boy and a cat and a bear ♪

♪ Who'd have thought it? ♪

♪ I pitched it as a TV show, but no one bought it ♪

Boss: ♪ I have no idea what's going on ♪

[ Meows ]

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