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Whoa!

Gweeseek!

Gweeseek, get over -- Come on.

Whoa! [ Grunts ]

Huh?

♪♪

[ Ding ]

Okay, batch number 26, coming in hot!

[ Groans ] I can't eat another bite.

I've been full since batch 12.

And look at Gweeseek.

[ Meows ]

Nobody's leaving until I craft

the perfect strawberry calzone!

Now here comes the airplane!

[ Groans ]

Wow.

Tastes perfect.

You did it.

Yay.

Lies! They're wrong! All wrong!

The County Calzone Cook-off is this weekend and, every year,

Skippy wins with her "secret ingredient."

What is it?

I don't know!

That's what makes it a secret!

Look at her up there,

baking in the middle of the night like a madman!

Uh, Prangle, that's literally

exactly what you're doing.

Yeah. But I'm not a madman!

What's she cooking up there?

[ Birds chirping ]

Come on, Gweelee, a little exercise never hurt anyone.

Ow, cramp!

Tiggy! Perfect timing!

I've been staking out Skippy's kitchen all night.

Wait, what?

She's coming back with groceries any minute.

You're gonna distract her so I can rummage through her bag

to find out -- to find the secret ingredient.

Whoa, Prangle, listen to yourself, man.

This is getting out of hand.

[ Sighs ] You're right.

I guess I got so wrapped up in winning that I --

there she is!

Skippy! Hey, over here!

Tiggy wants to ask you something!

Uh, no, I don't!

Don't listen to him. He does!

Well, what do you want, Tiggy?

[ Chuckles ]

Ah, well, I just wanted to know...

how are, uh...

How -- um...

How are...

How am I? Yeah!

You took the words right out of my mouth.

I'm fine.

Great. See ya!

Okay.

See ya.

Tiggy, what was that?

You didn't stick to our plan at all!

Oh, and by the way, my secret ingredient

wasn't even in this bag.

Later, double dunces.

♪ La La La La La La La ♪

♪ La La La La La! ♪

Double dunces?

Was she talking to us?

I gots to know!

Prangle, stop!

Is it milk?

No.

Kimchi?

[ Munching ]

No.

Bacon grease?

Yes! No.

Prangle, we got to get out of here before --

♪ La la la la la la la ♪

She's coming! Hide!

Ooh, ooh!

Uh, haven't you had enough calzones?

So, you got an oven you want fixed?

Nuritza?

Yep, right over here.

Let me see here. Aaaah!

Don't move. I know just what to do.

Hey, get away from me with that.

[ Screams ]

It hurts! Skippy, you're pulverizing me!

[ Screams ]

Nuritza.

[ Gasps ]

[ Laughs evilly ]

Together: Skippy's secret ingredient is people!

[ Both sigh ]

[ Thud ]

[ Groans ]

Prangle, ugh, I just had the most terrible dream

that Skippy blended up Nuritza

and cooked her into a calzone.

That's weird. Me too.

Wait, where are we?

[ Bell dings ]

What was that?

[ Laughs evilly ]

Nuritza's ready!

Mmm, my tastiest batch yet.

So good, it's criminal.

♪ La La La La La La La ♪

♪ La La La La La ♪

Nuritza? C-can you hear me?

Let's forget this ever happened and run for our lives.

Prangle, we got to tell somebody.

But...

Do we?

My friend got cooked today, and people will know her name!

Nuritzaaaaaa!

Ahhhh!

Ahhhh!

Ugh!

What's the meaning of this?

I bet you're wondering what the meaning of this is.

Hey! What are you doing with my calzones?

Are they calzones, Skippy?

Or are they people pockets?!

Get to the point!

Skippy's baking people into calzones!

Behold!

Nuritza!

Looks like broccoli.

Uh -- okay, alright, well, maybe that one's broccoli.

But she's got to be in one of these!

Come on, man. Get ahold of yourself.

No, no! I'm telling you!

We saw her do it! Right, Prangle?

I saw nothing. I know nothing.

Please, don't cook me into a calzone.

Not that you would because that's totally random.

Why are you doing this?

[ Sobs ]

♪♪

I say this with copious sarcasm.

Way to go, Tig. Way to go.

No, wait!

Her secret ingredient is people!

People!

Nice try, but nothing, and I mean nothing,

will stop me from winning this contest.

♪ La La La La La La La ♪

♪ La La La La La ♪

Well, I guess we should go back

safely to our uneventful lives.

But what about Nuritza, the rolling pin,

the terrible screams?

We don't even know what happened up there.

Maybe Nuritza, uh, tweaked her back

and Skippy then used the rolling pin to massage...

her back.

Listen to yourself!

You sound insane! Sorry.

We won't let Skippy get away with this.

By "we," do you mean you and the cat?

Ohhh!

[ Thunder crashes ]

[ Ominous music plays ]

[ Thunder crashing ]

♪♪

[ Grunting ]

[ Groans ]

♪♪

[ Grunting ]

[ Thunder rumbling ]

♪♪

We got to see what's in there.

[ Gasps ]

Did you find anything?

No, nothing!

Well, except for trash.

Gweeseek, get in here and sniff out some evidence.

Gweeseek? [ Gweeseek meows ]

This cat's always trying to sign her own tombstone!

Mmm. Yes.

Reckless.

[ Groans ]

It's stuck!

Prangle, are you sneaking away?

Uh, what answer will get me not yelled at?

All of them, Prangle, all of them!

Get over here!

[ Sniffing ]

Kitty? How'd you get in here?

Skippy! Hide!

Kitties aren't allowed on the counter.

Here ya go.

Okie-doke, time to start a new batch.

A few drops of pizazz.

Then we knead the dough.

Tiggy, I'll get you a new cat.

One that's a normal color.

Gweelee!

[ Gasps ]

[ Skippy groans ]

[ Sobs ]

Oh, no!

Tiggy, what's happening? I can't see.

Use your words.

[ Skippy humming ]

♪♪

Aaaah!

Tiggy, what are you doing?

[ Groans ]

[ Whimpers ]

It's okay, Gweeseek. It's okay.

Mommy's here.

No one will hurt you now.

Can I have my blender back?

You thought you could cook her up?

Thought you could grind up my little Gwee

and gulp her down?

Well, joke's on you!

[ Gulping ]

[ Sobs ]

Now we can be together.

Now we can be together forever!

Oh! Oh, you spilled a little, dear.

Let me slurp you up.

[ Slurping ]

Tiggy, I didn't cook your cat.

I know! Because she's right here.

[ Slurping ]

Gweeseek!

Wait, then who did I just drink?

Not so fast!

What about Nuritza?

Did somebody say my name?

But -- b-but we heard your screams of terror.

Oh, that? Yeah.

I tweaked my back while fixing Skippy's oven,

so she used her rolling pin to massage...

my back.

[ Bones crack ]

I have never felt so limber.

So, you're not cooking people into calzones?

No, I am not.

Well...[ Chuckles ]

Uh...

I'm sorry I accused you of cannibalism.

[ Fanfare playing ]

[ Cheers and applause ] [ Laughs ]

Aw, tough break, Prangle.

And we never even found out what her secret ingredient is.

[ Screams ]

[ Screams ]

♪♪

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