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Hey!
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Hey, Victor.
What are you doing?
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What's it look like I'm doing?
I'm showering.
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Yes, I can see that.
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But I really don't think
you should be taking advantage
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of Calvin's property like this.
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It's... it's not right.
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Well,
I'm on Calvin's property,
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but I'm using your water.
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Does that make you feel
any better?
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No, it does not make
me feel any better.
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Victor.
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I know you're not taking
a shower in my yard.
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He sure is,
but you know what,
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if it makes you feel any better,
he's using my water.
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It would make me feel better
if he was wearing pants.
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Let me get my paper,
man.
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Oh, hey, hey, man.
That's my towel.
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And that's my loofah,
but you can keep that.
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โช Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood โช
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โช Welcome to the hood.
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Oh, what?Yeah, and then he had the nerve
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to ask me for a towel.
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Man, ever since Crackhead
Victor lost his house,
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he has taken his antics
to a whole new level.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, if only there was a...
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a strong Black man
who could talk to him.
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You know,
someone in the neighborhood
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who everyone looks up to,
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and who just loves getting
in other people's business.
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[Malcolm clears throat]
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Nope, nope,
not gonna happen.
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Every time I try to help him,
I always get burned.
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Last time,
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he stole the seats
out my truck.
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Had to drive to work
in a lawn chair.
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Come on, Dave.
We out of here.
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[murmuring]
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[entry bells jingle]
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Hey, guys.
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ALL:
Hey, Keisha!
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Hey, Uncle Que.
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Yo, I heard Keisha just broke
up with Big Time Slim.
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Okay, I have always had
a crush on her.
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And now that we're
a little bit older,
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it's finally time
for me to shoot my shot.
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[laughing]
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Listen, save your marshmallow
bullets, Cupid.
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TREY: Right.You're not exactly
Keisha's type, bro.
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Yeah, man, she likes rappers.
You know, thugs.
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Dudes with tattoos
and swag.
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You know, basically
everything opposite of you.
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Yeah.
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Trust me,
I'll get my chance.
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And when I do,
I'll be ready.
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[chuckles]:
Okay.
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Bye, Uncle Que.
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Thanks, Marty.
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[giggling]
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[clears throat]
Top of the morning to ya!
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Oh.
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[laughter]
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Well, this has gone too far.
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So, Gemma, what's got
your husband's tight khakis
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in a bunch?
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We just found Victor
napping in our car.
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What?
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Yeah, he says
the pine smell helps
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with his allergies.
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Aw... Calvin, honey.
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I think it's time for you
to talk to Victor again.
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No, babe.
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I've been down that road
with him too many times.
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It's a dead end.
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Calvin,
you watched Victor grow up.
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He was like a nephew to you.
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Wow, I didn't know you
and Victor were that close.
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Oh, are you kidding me?
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Calvin loved Victor so much,
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that when Victor wanted
to become a barber,
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Calvin let him practice
on his hair.
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And it was that love
that saved his behind
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when he pressed and curled
my hair like Al Sharpton.
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Wait, so you guys knew Victor
before he started using?
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Yeah.
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He got hooked after he was
deployed to Afghanistan.
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Oh, what a shame.
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He risked his life
for our country,
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and then he ended up
on the streets.
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You know, the VA has a rehab
program to help veterans.
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I could probably get him
some help.
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Yeah, you know what,
look, I can handle Victor.
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Calvin, you've
done enough.
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I once helped
my college roommate kick NoDoz.
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Calvin, please go save my man.
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Okay, Dave.
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Now listen,
in order to help Victor,
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first we got to catch him.Mm-hmm.
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And when he's using,
he gets super skittish
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when he feels threatened,
so...
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we got to treat him
like a wild bear in a mosh pit.
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Calvin, I got this.
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People don't call me
Speedy Johnson for nothing.
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Nobody calls you Speedy Johnson.
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Everybody calls me
Speedy Johnson. Oh, my...
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Okay, here comes Victor.
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Remember what I said.
Don't move.
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Hey, Victor.
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Uh...
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can I talk to you
for a second?
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Go! Go, go, Speedy!
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Victor, get back here!
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No, Victor, no.
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Victor!
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Yeah, I wouldn't do that
if I were you.
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I got him.
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[Dave groans]
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Nice haircut, man.Thanks.
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What just happened?
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Crack, Dave. Crack happened.
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All right,come on.
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Mmm, you know what
this cupcake needs?
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A paying customer?
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Sorry.
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I'm just always hungry
all the time.
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I'm eating for two.
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Yeah, well, right now
you're eating for free.
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Oh, I'm so happy
you're both here.
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I'm looking for
some fashion advice
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from some cool, hip women.
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Oh, thank you, baby.OH, that's so sweet.
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Yeah,
but since I couldn't find any,
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I thought I'd come
to you two.
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Talk fast, boy.
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Okay, okay. Uh...
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It's time for me to go
in a new direction,
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clothes-wise.
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I love any kind of makeover.
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Makeup, clothes, bathrooms.
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I live for a reveal.
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Okay, well,
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are you up-to-date on
the latest street fashion?
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I'm gonna have to do
some light Instagram stalking,
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but I am sure
I can figure it out.Okay.
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Well, since I've got
these cupcake orders to fill,
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I'm gonna leave my baby
in your hands.
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[gasps]
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Oh, hell nah!
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First, you eat up
all my cupcakes,
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and then you turn my son
into one of the Migos.
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BOTH:
Nailed it!
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[chuckles]
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[whooping]
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[laughs]
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Gemma got your boy nice.
No cap, Tina.
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You call me Tina again,
I'm-a cap that ass.
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I'm sorry, Mama.Yeah.
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Since we can't outrun him,
we got to outthink him.
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All right?
Give me your sunglasses,
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your phone and your wallet.
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[quietly]:
Okay, come on.
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All right.
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There.
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The crackhead trap is set.
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Okay, here he comes,
here he comes.
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Hide, hide.
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Gotcha.
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All right,
let me out of here, man.
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All right,
look, Victor,
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all we want to do
is talk, man.
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Okay, come on, Victor.
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I can always get another lamp.
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No, no, no! No!
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Not my Ed Sheeran
autographed ukulele.
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Victor, listen to me, man.
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You better get off that table.
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You can't tell me what to do!
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I'm a grown man!
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What's going on?
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Why is Victor on my table?
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Boy, if you don't get down...
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I'm gonna give you everything
your butt signed up for.
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Yes, ma'am.
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I'm talking about everything
your butt signed up for.
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Man, when are they
gonna get here?
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I'm ready to get
this intervention on.
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Trey, why are you so excited
about Victor's intervention?
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Because for the first time,
I'm on the other side, player.
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[chuckling]:
Oh, yerp.
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What up, yo?
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Sorry, man.
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The barbershop is closed.
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Malcolm, it's me, Marty.
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I know it's you, Marty.
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I'm pretending I don't know you.
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Man, go home and change!
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Don't hate, man.
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I have the look of the Migos
with the attitude of Ice Cube.
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You look like a wide receiver
on draft day.
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What is this all about, Marty?
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Hey, man, just...
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[chuckles] Never mind.
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Marty?
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[scoffs]
Is that you?
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Yeah, fo sho, baby.
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[chuckles] Fo sho.
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But the streets call me Big Mar.
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[chuckles]
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This is a way different look
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than what you were sporting
earlier.
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Uh, yeah,
that-that's because
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you caught me
in my court outfit.
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You see...
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[Jamaican accent]:
a bad man got caught
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for doing bad men things.
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[laughing]
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It's like watching Al Roker
try to Crip Walk.
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Yeah, you need to get
with a real G like me,
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because I move in silence.
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Like the "G"
in "lasagna."
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So, can a bad man
walk a girl home?
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[chuckles]:
Fo sho.
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Like the song says,
"Today was a good day."
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โช
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Where is it?
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Well, Victor, I lied to you.
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There is no cotton candy.
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I knew it.
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Okay, come on, man.
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Look, I had to get you
to your intervention somehow.
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Victor, we know what
you've been through.
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This is a chance for you to
tell all of us how you feel.
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You don't care how I feel.
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When y'all look at me,
all you see is Crackhead Victor.
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You know what,
that's it, guys.
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First, we got to stop
calling him Crackhead Victor.
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All right?
Addiction is an illness.
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It's not who he is.
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Look, Vic.
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I know you feel like
no one understands you.
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That's exactly how I felt
when I came home from Iraq.
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Hold up,
you're a veteran, too?
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Yeah.
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So I know firsthand
how hard it can be
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to adjust to civilian life.
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Look, PTSD, it affects
all of us differently,
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but you got to know,
you're not alone.
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Nobody asked anyone
to worry about me.
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Yet here we all are.
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Dave, tell him the plan.
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All right, well,
look, it wasn't easy.
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I made a ton of calls,
and all the rehab beds
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were taken in the neighboring
VA hospitals.
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But I was able
to find you a bed
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an hour away
in Loma Linda,
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00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:04,446
if... if you're ready.
258
00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:08,318
Look, man, we've all been
working really hard
259
00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:10,278
to get you back
to the old Victor.
260
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,847
Newsflash, Calvin.
261
00:11:14,977 --> 00:11:17,067
The old Victor's gone.
262
00:11:17,197 --> 00:11:19,155
I left him
back in Afghanistan.
263
00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:22,158
I came back to nothing
but pain.
264
00:11:22,289 --> 00:11:23,725
My parents died.
265
00:11:23,856 --> 00:11:26,033
I lost my friends.
266
00:11:26,163 --> 00:11:28,644
I lost myself.
267
00:11:29,644 --> 00:11:31,778
The only thing that can help me
with that pain:
268
00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:33,388
drugs.
269
00:11:34,649 --> 00:11:37,043
Hey, Victor, look,
all my pops is trying to say...
270
00:11:37,173 --> 00:11:38,871
I know what he's trying to say.
271
00:11:39,001 --> 00:11:41,177
But I ain't trying to hear it
right now.
272
00:11:41,308 --> 00:11:43,267
Victor, I swear, if you
walk out that door,
273
00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:44,703
I'm done with you.
274
00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:50,665
Victor.
275
00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:52,494
Come on.
276
00:11:59,413 --> 00:12:01,458
[gunfire on TV]
277
00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:05,725
Ooh...
278
00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:07,639
That movie went hard, right?
279
00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:09,640
[chuckles forcefully]
Yeah. Yeah.
280
00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:11,207
You know, I give it
two guns up.
281
00:12:11,339 --> 00:12:13,297
Pow, pow. [laughs]
282
00:12:15,472 --> 00:12:17,649
You know,
when we were younger,
283
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,607
I always thought you were cute.
284
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,828
Just a little too nice and soft,
if you know what I mean.
285
00:12:22,958 --> 00:12:24,831
Oh, yeah. I hear you.
I hear you.
286
00:12:24,961 --> 00:12:28,355
But, you know, maybe
sometimes being nice and soft
287
00:12:28,485 --> 00:12:30,009
isn't so bad.
288
00:12:30,139 --> 00:12:31,706
Maybe.
289
00:12:31,837 --> 00:12:33,840
But I like roughnecks
like you.
290
00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:35,580
[chuckles]:
Oh... Yeah, yeah.
291
00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:37,756
[giggling]:
That tickles.
292
00:12:39,366 --> 00:12:41,325
Tell me, Big Mar.
293
00:12:41,456 --> 00:12:44,414
What's the baddest thing
you've ever done?
294
00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:46,634
Oh, uh...
295
00:12:46,765 --> 00:12:48,724
[chuckles, scoffs]
296
00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:50,072
Hmm...
297
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,162
I mean...
298
00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:54,511
One time,
299
00:12:54,643 --> 00:12:57,384
I took spare change and threw it
in a sacred well.
300
00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:01,041
Oh. "Spare Change" is
a rapper's name, right?
301
00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:02,999
Yes. Yeah, yeah.
302
00:13:03,129 --> 00:13:05,174
Uh, yeah, yeah, let me
straighten it out for you, baby.
303
00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:07,830
Okay. So, Lil Spare Change was
a wannabe rapper.
304
00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:11,094
I took him and DJ Dollar Bill
and threw them in that well.
305
00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:13,705
[chuckles] You feel me?
306
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:16,490
I feel you, Big Mar.
Ooh.
307
00:13:16,620 --> 00:13:18,710
I feel you.
308
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,364
[chuckles]
309
00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:21,625
Errbody do, baby.
310
00:13:21,756 --> 00:13:22,626
[chuckles]
311
00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:24,499
Errbody.
312
00:13:27,501 --> 00:13:29,808
Hey, hey,
what you ladies up to?
313
00:13:29,938 --> 00:13:33,202
Oh, just looking through old
photos of the neighborhood.
314
00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:36,816
You know, people,
places, Victor.
315
00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:38,556
Oh, no.
316
00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:40,557
Look, I've done
everything I can.
317
00:13:40,688 --> 00:13:42,865
Even Dave tried.
You-you were there.
318
00:13:42,995 --> 00:13:44,911
He almost lost his baby guitar.
319
00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:48,523
I hear what you're saying,
but, aw...
320
00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:51,700
look at this old picture
of Victor and Calvin.
321
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,702
Aw, Victor looks
so good there. [laughs]
322
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:55,922
Ah.
Aw.
323
00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:57,400
You remember that day?
324
00:13:57,532 --> 00:13:58,837
[scoffs]
325
00:13:58,967 --> 00:14:01,014
Yeah. Of course.
326
00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:02,537
This was Victor's senior prom.
327
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,234
He didn't have money
for a limo,
328
00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:08,456
so I rented a tux and
chauffeured him and his date.
329
00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:10,110
That's so sweet of you.
330
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,460
Yeah. After that,
Victor signed up for the Army.
331
00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:14,854
You were so proud of him.
332
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,203
Yeah.
333
00:14:17,333 --> 00:14:18,466
I was.
334
00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:20,120
[car alarm blaring]
335
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:21,817
Ooh,
let me get my bat.
336
00:14:21,947 --> 00:14:23,253
Oh, it's just Victor.
337
00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:26,299
Oh, well, shouldn't
you turn your alarm off?
338
00:14:26,429 --> 00:14:27,735
No, he's got the code.
339
00:14:27,866 --> 00:14:29,476
He'll leave once
his sinuses clear up.
340
00:14:30,477 --> 00:14:31,957
[car alarm stops]
341
00:14:32,087 --> 00:14:33,654
Okay, I, um...
342
00:14:33,784 --> 00:14:35,221
I need you to do me
a favor, baby.
343
00:14:35,351 --> 00:14:36,527
I need you to take these
to Victor.
344
00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:38,442
Oh, no. Come on, Tina.
345
00:14:38,572 --> 00:14:40,052
No, no.
346
00:14:40,182 --> 00:14:41,793
I've done all I could do
for this guy.
347
00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:43,664
I'm not going back out there.
Forget about it.
348
00:14:43,794 --> 00:14:45,274
Come on, baby. If you do it,
349
00:14:45,405 --> 00:14:47,668
I'll act like it's your birthday
tonight.
350
00:14:52,673 --> 00:14:54,850
O-Okay.
351
00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:57,634
But I still get
my real birthday, too, right?
352
00:14:57,765 --> 00:14:59,899
Oh, most definitely.
353
00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:03,684
Victor.
354
00:15:04,903 --> 00:15:06,253
Come on, man. Open up.
355
00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:08,124
[sniffs]
Mmm.
356
00:15:08,254 --> 00:15:10,561
Pine. That does smell nice.
357
00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:14,434
Look, Tina wanted me
to give you this.
358
00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:15,870
I'm out.
359
00:15:16,001 --> 00:15:18,004
Hey, hey, wait, wait, wait.
360
00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:19,875
What's-what's this?
361
00:15:20,005 --> 00:15:21,963
I don't know.
Tina must've put it in your bag.
362
00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:24,749
Yeah, I remember this.
363
00:15:24,879 --> 00:15:26,099
My dad's lawn mower
had broken down,
364
00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:27,534
and instead of taking it
to the repair shop,
365
00:15:27,664 --> 00:15:28,927
you taught me how to fix it.
366
00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:32,452
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
367
00:15:32,582 --> 00:15:34,716
And you used that lawn mower
to start cutting grass
368
00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:36,586
in the neighborhood
and make yourself some money.
369
00:15:36,717 --> 00:15:38,546
Bought your first
pair of Jordans.
370
00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:40,025
Sure did.
371
00:15:40,155 --> 00:15:41,984
Only for them to be stolen
by a crackhead.
372
00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:44,159
The irony.
Hmm.
373
00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:46,857
Yeah.
374
00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:52,647
I didn't ask to be this way,
Calvin.
375
00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:55,084
Not everyone wins at life.
376
00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:57,652
Look, Victor.
377
00:15:57,782 --> 00:16:00,567
Everybody has
a story to tell, man.
378
00:16:00,697 --> 00:16:03,178
And luckily for me,
I've been a part of yours.
379
00:16:03,309 --> 00:16:05,789
I remember when you were
that scrawny little kid
380
00:16:05,921 --> 00:16:07,749
who just moved
into this neighborhood.
381
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,533
I remember taking you
to get ice cream
382
00:16:10,664 --> 00:16:13,101
when you got straight A's
in middle school.
383
00:16:13,232 --> 00:16:15,451
Or hiding you from your mama
when you threw that boomerang
384
00:16:15,582 --> 00:16:17,541
through her picture window.[laughs]
385
00:16:17,672 --> 00:16:19,979
Tore my butt up twice
when she found me, too.
386
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:22,197
[both chuckle]
387
00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:26,201
I miss you, Mama.
388
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:31,642
Look, man.
389
00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:34,471
I don't care about
all the stuff you've done.
390
00:16:34,601 --> 00:16:36,604
All right, I know you.
391
00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:38,649
The real you.
392
00:16:38,779 --> 00:16:40,173
And, uh...
393
00:16:42,087 --> 00:16:43,437
Well, I love you too much
394
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:46,004
for this to be
how your story ends.
395
00:16:46,134 --> 00:16:47,745
But...
396
00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:49,051
that's not up to me.
397
00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:53,054
It's your story.
398
00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:59,582
Tonight was on point,Big Mar.
399
00:16:59,713 --> 00:17:01,019
Oh, yeah, you know,
400
00:17:01,149 --> 00:17:02,543
the best part of the night
for me was...
401
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:05,894
That part.
402
00:17:07,155 --> 00:17:09,332
Mmm, cherry.
[chuckles]
403
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,160
Good night, Big Mar.
404
00:17:11,290 --> 00:17:14,119
Uh, yeah, good, uh,
good night, Kiki.
405
00:17:16,338 --> 00:17:17,949
[exhales sharply]
406
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,082
[whooping]
407
00:17:23,432 --> 00:17:25,869
[chuckling]
408
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,699
So, how was your date,
Nice Cube?
409
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,442
Man, it was exhausting.
410
00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:36,576
I had no idea
it was so hard being so hard.
411
00:17:38,578 --> 00:17:40,624
All right,
check this, little bro.
412
00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:42,451
I know that Keisha has been
413
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,932
your most wanted
since we were kids...Yeah.
414
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,500
But, Marty,
you don't want a woman
415
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:47,979
who doesn't dig you for you.
416
00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:50,634
[groans] You're right.
417
00:17:50,765 --> 00:17:53,636
And-and I-I plan on
coming clean to Keisha,
418
00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:55,943
once we're married and have
our twins, Luke and Leia.
419
00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:59,208
Look, man,
you are my little brother,
420
00:17:59,338 --> 00:18:01,731
and I don't just love you,
I like you.
421
00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:04,431
And I would hope that
any woman you end up with
422
00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:06,867
would love you
and like you, too.
423
00:18:07,868 --> 00:18:09,435
[sighs] All right, man.
424
00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:11,176
[grunts]
425
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:12,655
God,
426
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:15,659
if Keisha is for me,
give me a sign.
427
00:18:15,789 --> 00:18:17,138
[knocking]
428
00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:21,361
[chuckles]
429
00:18:21,490 --> 00:18:22,839
The Lord has spoken.
430
00:18:24,493 --> 00:18:26,365
Hey, I just got invited
to a release party,
431
00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:29,064
and there's only one bad boy
I want by my side.
432
00:18:29,194 --> 00:18:31,413
Oh, hell yeah, girl,
I love album release parties.
433
00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:33,547
[chuckles]
You're so funny.
434
00:18:33,676 --> 00:18:35,114
It's not an album release party.
435
00:18:35,243 --> 00:18:36,549
This is a prison release party.
436
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:37,942
What?
437
00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:39,552
Lil Murder Junior just got out.
438
00:18:39,682 --> 00:18:41,729
But his name is
Lil Murder Junior!
439
00:18:41,858 --> 00:18:43,512
Technicality.
440
00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:45,906
It's okay if I go freshen up?
441
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:48,300
What?
442
00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:50,477
[singsongy]:
Technicality.
443
00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:57,396
Morning, Calvin.
444
00:18:58,354 --> 00:19:00,008
You want some help getting him
off your porch?
445
00:19:00,138 --> 00:19:03,445
Nah.
Just let him sleep it off.
446
00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:07,755
Okay, I'm ready.
447
00:19:07,884 --> 00:19:09,191
Ready for what?
448
00:19:09,321 --> 00:19:10,497
I'm ready to get help.
449
00:19:11,801 --> 00:19:13,413
Uh...
450
00:19:13,542 --> 00:19:15,153
Did I hear what I thought
I just heard?
451
00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:16,763
Yeah, Dave.
452
00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:19,288
My man Victor here said
he's ready to get help.
453
00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:22,161
Our man is ready to get help.
454
00:19:22,290 --> 00:19:24,510
BOTH:
Our man is ready to get help!Guys!
455
00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:25,990
This ain't helping.
456
00:19:27,035 --> 00:19:29,037
Hold on.
Let me grab my keys.
457
00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:31,125
Be right back.All right, well, come on.
Hurry up.
458
00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:34,868
Hey, hey, hey. Ain't you gonna
get dressed first?
459
00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:36,826
You can't waste time
when a man is ready.
460
00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:39,829
Victor, you are in good hands
with me and Calvin.
461
00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:41,092
We got you.
462
00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:43,311
[engine starts]
463
00:19:44,965 --> 00:19:46,532
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
464
00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:48,751
Yeah, all right.
Well, back it up.
465
00:19:53,278 --> 00:19:55,802
Okay, now we got you.
466
00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:58,500
It's true. And then,
467
00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:00,154
at the party,
guns start going off,
468
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,201
so I hit the ground,
and Keisha says,
469
00:20:02,330 --> 00:20:03,810
"Real men don't duck."
470
00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:06,116
[laughter]
471
00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:07,902
Well, sounds like
it's bye-bye, thug life,
472
00:20:08,031 --> 00:20:09,990
and hello,
Star Trekmarathon.
473
00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:12,211
[chuckles]:
Man, hey, that's right, baby.
474
00:20:12,340 --> 00:20:15,083
The geek is back.[chuckling]
475
00:20:15,213 --> 00:20:17,085
Well, we knew that when
you walked in in that sweater.
476
00:20:17,215 --> 00:20:18,217
[laughter]
477
00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:24,266
Hon, you don't have
to jump a car.
478
00:20:24,396 --> 00:20:25,615
No man living off of crack
and Now and Laters
479
00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:27,355
is gonna outdo me.
480
00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:28,878
You know what, she's right,
man. Yeah.
481
00:20:29,009 --> 00:20:30,576
Don't do it.Eh?
482
00:20:30,707 --> 00:20:31,751
Until I get my camera ready.
483
00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:32,752
Baby!Calvin!
484
00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:34,015
No, this is
gonna be good.
485
00:20:34,144 --> 00:20:35,364
Oh, my gosh.[groans]
All right.
486
00:20:35,494 --> 00:20:37,323
Okay.Go! Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, baby.
487
00:20:37,452 --> 00:20:38,846
Yeah. WorldStar!
488
00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:40,978
[groans]
489
00:20:44,547 --> 00:20:47,288
Aw, man.
490
00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:49,248
I didn't press record.
491
00:20:49,377 --> 00:20:50,640
You gonna have to do it again.
492
00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:03,826
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