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♪
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Hey, hon, do we have
any more crackers?
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It's 4:00-- my morning sickness
is rude as hell.
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Sorry, I ate 'em all.
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I've been having a touch
of morning sickness myself.
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Really, hon?
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Because I'm the one
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who's been literally growing
a human being
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for the past seven weeks.
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But, you know,
by all means, eat up.
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You are such an as...
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Astonishingly
thoughtful husband?
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I'll give you that.
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Now give me the crackers.
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I also got you some applesauce
and ginger tea.
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I remember how sick you were
with Grover.
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You are so sweet.
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[chuckles]
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What's wrong?Well, I remember how sick
you were with Grover.
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So, how's your
family research going?
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Oh, my-- this Find Your Way
DNA website is amazing.
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It turns out there's
a whole world inside of my spit.
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But, you know, I have
a sixth cousin once removed
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who lives right here
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in California.
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His name is Terry B. Davis.
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Look at this guy.
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GEMMA:
Oh!
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He's African American!
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I know.
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Kind of, uh,
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explains my dance moves, huh?
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Calm down, Dave.
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Let's not bring our milkshakes
to the yard just yet.
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I got to go tell Calvin.
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I am Black and I am proud.
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And I'm gonna say it out loud.
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Please don't go over there
bugging Calvin.
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Gemma, Calvin's my best friend.
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How could I ever bug him?
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Why are you bugging me now,
Dave?
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Calvin...
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look at this handsome fella.
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That's my cousin Terry.
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If he says that he's
a Nigerian prince
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and needs a small investment
to free up his millions,
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don't do it.
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Wait a minute. You're related
to Terry B. Davis?
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Yeah. That "B"
stands for Butler.
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No.
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That "B" stands
for "blessed."
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Calvin, we're related.
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Say what, now?
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Whoa, whoa, hold...
Let-let me see that.
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Oh, wow, Dad, it's true.
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And if Terry
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is Dave's cousin...
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And he's also
your cousin...
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That means
you are...
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Hopefully adopted.
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Bring it in, cuz!
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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Hey.
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I thought you were not
going over to bug Calvin.
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Ha. We are family--
I'm allowed to bug.
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What?
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Yeah, we just figured out
we're related.
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Oh, no.
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We ain't figured
out nothing yet.
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Oh, Tina, you've always felt
like family to me.
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Aw. Same here, Gemma.
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You're my sister
from another mister.
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Aw, you're my siz
from another wiz.
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That sounds nasty.
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Sorry, that sounded
way less gross in my head.
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[laughs]
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You know, this ancestry stuff,
this isn't science.
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It's voodoo.
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It's about as legit
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as getting your fortune
out of a cookie.
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Well, Pop,
my fortune cookie told me
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my future was gonna be
a whole lot brighter.
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Maybe it meant whiter.
[laughing]
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Welcome to the family,
Cousin Dave.
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Dad, actually, these websites
are usually based on DNA,
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and there's nothing
more science-ier than DNA.
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"More science-ier"?
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Mm-hmm.
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Go get your diploma.
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They owe me a refund.
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No, no.
If you look real close,
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you can see that Dave and Pop
kind of favor each other.
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Look at Pop.
He got two eyes.
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Now look at Dave.
He got two eyes, too!
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No, you know what?
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No, I'm gonna get to
the bottom of this.
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I don't need DNA.
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I have a Aunt Desiray, who knows
all the family secrets.
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Yeah, she may be old, but
that bourbon keeps her sharp.
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Remember when she told us
about Uncle Gus's secret family
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that he was hiding
from his side family,
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and then the real family
found out at the funeral.
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Caused another funeral.
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♪
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Hey, why aren't you laying
down, eating bonbons,
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and watching Tamron Hall
like any sane pregnant woman?
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I wish.
I have to make cupcakes
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for Grover's Scout troop,
but-but every time
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I crack an egg I get nauseous,
and this recipe
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calls for 12 eggs.Mm.
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So that'd be a barfer's dozen?
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[laughing]
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All right, well, okay,
all right, well, let me help.
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You know,
I could whup up some cupcakes
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that'd make you want
to slap your mama.
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The only mamas I want to slap
are those judgy troop moms.
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Is it that serious?
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Yes. If I don't hit it out
of the park with these cupcakes,
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I'd never be able to show
my face at SoulCycle again.
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You poor thing.
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It ain't easy being white,
is it?
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You have no idea.
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♪
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So, Auntie, we
invited you here
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to get some family
information.
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We were wondering,
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are we related
to any Johnsons?
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Oh, boy, we Black.
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We're related to
a lot of Johnsons.
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Well, I meant
any white Johnsons.
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Come to think of it,
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back when our family was
in Tuscaloosa,
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a Black Butler-- who
happened to be a butler--
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had relations with
a white Johnson.
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Thankfully, he
skipped town,
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'cause when that
baby come out,
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no doubt
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there was some
Butler in him.
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That's not good.
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A-And that boy was
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your great-grandfather
Cofedelius.
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Wow, Pop.
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So the DNA was right.
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Damn.
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I amrelated to Dave.
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Ah, yes!
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Science wins again.
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♪
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TINA:
Welcome, new family members
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to our first official
family dinner.
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["We Are Family" playing]
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♪ We are family
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♪ I got all my
brothers with me. ♪
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What do you think, Calvin?
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Throwing it back, old-school.
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Yeah, I'm thinking
about pulling an Uncle Gus
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and starting a new family.
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Calvin, how come
you have not responded
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to the family group chat
I started?
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Because I left that chat,
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just like I'm about to leave
this one.
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Can I take that for you?
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What? You don't think I'm
strong enough to hold a dish?
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Oh, I forgot
my pregnant woman policy:
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"Step away until Labor Day."
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Ooh, hey, guys.
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Hey, check this out.
I did more research online
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into our family history.
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Ah, yeah, we're listening,
Cousin Dave.
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It turns out
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both sides of our family own
several plots of land together.
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Oh, what? Really?
We were land barons?
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Yeah, yeah.
Look at that.
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In Tuscaloosa, Alabama.
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Hey, you know, uh, Aunt Desiray
was talking about Tuscaloosa.
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She said that
my great-grandfather
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Cofedelius had land there.
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Really? What happened to it?
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No one knows.
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All the family says is that
after he lost his land,
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he became an alcoholic.
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Uh, well, that's because
at the turn of the century,
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the banks made it impossible
for certain people to own land.
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Mm-hmm. You know
what that mean.
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Black people.
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[chuckles]
Uh, well, hold on.
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Not necessarily.
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No, yeah, he's right.
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It's Black people.
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Oh. And Native Americans
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and Chinese.
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I'm gonna stop scrolling.
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Yeah, these records show
that Dave's side of the family
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got the land from our side.
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How much did they pay for it?
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Ooh, uh, perhaps I should
substitute the word "got"
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with "stole."
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Wait-wait-wait-wait.
So you're telling me
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Dave's family stole
from your family?
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Yes, Gemma,
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that is exactly
what they're saying.
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So, you know that Weedwacker
you borrowed three weeks ago?
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I'm gonna need that back,
plus about $7 million.
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♪
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All right, fam, come eat.
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Hey!Hey, babe,
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you remember
how my Aunt Desiray
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was talking about my
great-grandfather Cofedelius?
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Oh, yeah, he was a mean drunk.
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Mm-hmm, you'd be mean, too,
if your name was Cofedelius.
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The point is,
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is that he didn't start drinking
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till after his land was stolen.
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Well, who stole it?
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It was
Dave's great-great-grandfather.
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Oh, Lord. We're gonna
need more than chicken
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to get us through
this dinner.
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Nothing for me.
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I'm just gonna eat
my purse crackers.
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Let us pray.
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Dear Lord, thank you
for bringing us together
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and blessing this food,
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and thank you for not
letting Dave steal it. Amen.
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Okay, all right, you know what?
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I deserve that.
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No, you don't, Dave.
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To be fair, you
didn't steal anything.
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Exactly.
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His family did.
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Dave just benefited
from the racist laws
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that gave his family land
that contributed
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to the generational wealth
that was then passed down
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to make his life
a whole lot easier.
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To be fair,
I don't think that I received
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any generational wealth.
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Uh, look, Dave,
when you turned 16,
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did you get a car?
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Yeah, but it was a beat-up
bucket with 100,000 miles on it.
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Well, guess what I got.
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Every other weekend off,
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because I had a job!
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Did-did I mention
the car had no AC?
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Kalamazoo summers were very hot.
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So were cotton fields.
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Damn it, Malcolm,
I was just about to say that.
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I guess everybody's
just gonna steal from me today.
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♪
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Oh, hey.
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Gemma.[gasps]
What's going on?
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Glad you're awake.
I had a rough night.
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What's wrong, Dave?
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I just hate knowing
that my family was a part
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of America's racist past.
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I am sure Calvin
doesn't really blame you
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for crimes that were committed
hundreds of years ago.
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Oh, really?
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Every time we leave their house,
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Calvin always says,
"Good night, Dave."
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00:11:20,461 --> 00:11:22,419
Yesterday it was just...
261
00:11:22,463 --> 00:11:23,856
"Night."
262
00:11:26,380 --> 00:11:29,471
Trust me, Gemma, he is seething!
263
00:11:31,472 --> 00:11:33,518
Give him time to process it.
264
00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:36,173
Besides,
you can't change the past.
265
00:11:36,216 --> 00:11:38,740
We can only work to fix
the future.
266
00:11:38,784 --> 00:11:40,743
Raising Grover to be
an enlightened,
267
00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:43,963
anti-racist human is
a major part of that.
268
00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:47,183
And teaching him
to put the seat down.
269
00:11:47,967 --> 00:11:50,927
Or you could learn
to put the seat up. I mean...
270
00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:52,145
Sorry, what?
271
00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:58,979
If that's something that
you felt like you wanted to do.
272
00:12:01,284 --> 00:12:02,591
Do you smell that?
273
00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:04,158
[gasps]
My cupcakes!
274
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,160
Okay, d-don't panic.
275
00:12:07,203 --> 00:12:08,552
They... they could still--
276
00:12:08,596 --> 00:12:10,163
aah!-- they could
still taste good.
277
00:12:10,206 --> 00:12:11,339
[groans]Okay.
278
00:12:11,381 --> 00:12:13,863
Oh! Okay, time to panic.
279
00:12:13,907 --> 00:12:16,344
Wha-What's wrong?[gasping]
280
00:12:16,386 --> 00:12:18,738
It's burning!
281
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,524
[gasps]
Geez, I thought this was margarine.
282
00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:24,831
[grunts]I may have put wasabi in them.
283
00:12:26,441 --> 00:12:28,138
You did. No "may."
284
00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:29,836
You definitely did.
285
00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,142
And wasabi's green, Gemma.
286
00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:35,057
What kind of old margarine
are you okay with using?!
287
00:12:35,101 --> 00:12:37,451
♪
288
00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:39,715
All right, bye, babe.
289
00:12:40,019 --> 00:12:42,979
What the hell, Dave?
290
00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:45,241
Look, I'm sorry,
I just...
291
00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:47,984
feel horrible about what
my family did to yours.
292
00:12:48,028 --> 00:12:49,463
Well, you should.
293
00:12:49,506 --> 00:12:51,248
Now I got to get to my shop.
294
00:12:51,292 --> 00:12:53,816
Unless your family
stole that, too.
295
00:12:54,511 --> 00:12:55,948
Look, I just...
296
00:12:55,991 --> 00:12:59,429
How could they have been
so mean and coldhearted?
297
00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:01,475
Well, it was the 1800s.
298
00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:03,607
White folks didn't have
to pretend to be nice
299
00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:05,349
to Black folks back then.
300
00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:07,568
Just... first...
301
00:13:07,611 --> 00:13:08,961
Okay, Dave, move,
302
00:13:09,004 --> 00:13:10,701
before I forget
you're one of the good ones.
303
00:13:10,745 --> 00:13:12,529
Just hear me out.
304
00:13:12,573 --> 00:13:17,013
Now, I know I can't make up for
hundreds of years of oppression,
305
00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:18,798
but please...[sighs]
306
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:22,235
consider these my attempt
at reparations.
307
00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:25,673
Dave, I appreciate your offer,
308
00:13:25,716 --> 00:13:28,067
but you can't make this right.
309
00:13:28,110 --> 00:13:30,070
So you don't want
these Dodger tickets?
310
00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:33,334
Second row,
behind home plate?
311
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:35,770
Oh.
312
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,860
Well, Idon't want 'em, but...
313
00:13:38,904 --> 00:13:41,908
I'll accept them
on behalf of my ancestors.
314
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:44,171
What's that,
Great-Granddaddy?
315
00:13:44,213 --> 00:13:47,260
We could also use
a parking pass?
316
00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:50,307
♪
317
00:13:52,134 --> 00:13:54,876
These aren't so bad.
318
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:56,573
[clacking]
319
00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:02,884
What unholy nightmare is this?
320
00:14:02,928 --> 00:14:06,019
Cupcakes never had
a chance, Miss Tina.
321
00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:08,977
Had a good run, Mom.
Can't stay on top forever.
322
00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:11,153
Just ask A-Rod.
323
00:14:12,328 --> 00:14:13,764
[sighs]
324
00:14:13,808 --> 00:14:15,245
Grover's troop meets in an hour.
325
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,291
I really thought
I could do it myself.
326
00:14:17,333 --> 00:14:20,336
Mm, well, it's too bad
no one offered to help you.
327
00:14:20,380 --> 00:14:22,121
Multiple times.
328
00:14:22,164 --> 00:14:24,211
I know, and I appreciate it.
329
00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:25,515
I just didn't want Grover
330
00:14:25,559 --> 00:14:27,344
to think that
I'd be there for him any less
331
00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:29,216
now that there's a new baby
on the way.
332
00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:31,653
Look, I get it,
but accepting help doesn't mean
333
00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:33,654
that you love him any less.
334
00:14:33,697 --> 00:14:35,657
I guess you're right.
335
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:37,832
Okay, so I'm
officially asking.
336
00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:40,705
Can I please get some
of your Black girl magic?
337
00:14:40,749 --> 00:14:42,663
Oh, I thought you
would never ask.
338
00:14:42,706 --> 00:14:44,013
[laughs]
339
00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:45,710
Let's see what
we're working with.Okay.
340
00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:48,322
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
341
00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:49,713
Uh...
342
00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:54,327
I still have baking chocolate,
flour, mayonnaise, and...
343
00:14:54,370 --> 00:14:55,677
some Pop-Tarts.
344
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,504
That's it?
345
00:14:57,548 --> 00:15:01,639
Oh. And some edible
strawberry massage oil
346
00:15:01,682 --> 00:15:03,553
we got for our anniversary.
347
00:15:03,597 --> 00:15:05,120
Ooh.
348
00:15:05,164 --> 00:15:07,427
Strawberry massage oil.[laughs]
349
00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:11,649
This is like
Fifty Shades of Hell's Kitchen.
350
00:15:11,692 --> 00:15:14,216
♪
351
00:15:19,395 --> 00:15:21,832
♪ Ooh, yeah.
352
00:15:39,807 --> 00:15:41,504
Four dozen cupcakes?
353
00:15:41,548 --> 00:15:43,463
Oh, you're a lifesaver!
354
00:15:43,506 --> 00:15:44,943
With five minutes
to spare.
355
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:47,642
Black girl magic
delivered.
356
00:15:48,424 --> 00:15:52,341
Is it me, or do they
look like little butts?
357
00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:55,215
Does your little butt
want it or not?
358
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:56,389
Yes, I do.
359
00:15:56,432 --> 00:15:58,043
Thank you, Miss Tina.
360
00:15:58,086 --> 00:16:01,003
They smell like
strawberries.
361
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:03,484
Oh, well,
that is a chef's secret.
362
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:06,182
Mm-hmm.And your parents' secret, too.
363
00:16:06,225 --> 00:16:07,966
♪
364
00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:11,013
Mama!
365
00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:13,668
Dave is power-washing
the driveway again.
366
00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:15,235
Tell him to stop.
367
00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:16,496
Yep, well, now
he's out there
368
00:16:16,539 --> 00:16:17,628
weeding your roses.
369
00:16:17,672 --> 00:16:20,500
Tell him after he's done.
370
00:16:21,501 --> 00:16:23,807
[knocking]
371
00:16:24,634 --> 00:16:25,767
[chuckles]: Hey.MARTY: Oh, hey.
372
00:16:25,809 --> 00:16:27,028
Oh, how did it go?
373
00:16:27,072 --> 00:16:28,769
Did they like my cupcakes?
374
00:16:28,812 --> 00:16:30,466
Liked? They loved them!
375
00:16:30,510 --> 00:16:33,340
I got a cooking badge,
and I didn't even make them!
376
00:16:34,644 --> 00:16:36,038
Well, no surprise there.
377
00:16:36,081 --> 00:16:38,171
My mama knows how
to put her foot in it.
378
00:16:38,213 --> 00:16:40,782
Well, that Black
girl magic is real.
379
00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:42,610
I even confessed
they were yours,
380
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:43,959
and nobody gave me the side-eye.
381
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,438
The troop moms
loved them so much,
382
00:16:45,481 --> 00:16:47,397
they want to pay you
to bake some more.
383
00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:51,052
Oh, well, I do love baking,
but I just do it as a hobby.
384
00:16:51,096 --> 00:16:52,402
Cheryl's having a party
tomorrow,
385
00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:54,621
and she wants to pay you
60 bucks a dozen
386
00:16:54,664 --> 00:16:55,927
for five dozen.
387
00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:57,145
Wait a minute.
388
00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:58,755
[mumbles]
389
00:16:59,495 --> 00:17:02,020
That's halfway
to a Chanel brooch.
390
00:17:02,673 --> 00:17:05,936
Well, looks like my hobby
just turned into a side hustle.
391
00:17:05,980 --> 00:17:08,330
♪
392
00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:15,295
[grunts]
393
00:17:15,337 --> 00:17:17,210
Aah!
394
00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:22,824
Oof!
395
00:17:22,866 --> 00:17:24,433
Gemma!
396
00:17:25,826 --> 00:17:27,872
Somebody!
397
00:17:27,915 --> 00:17:29,395
Help!
398
00:17:35,923 --> 00:17:38,230
Aah!
[groans]
399
00:17:40,580 --> 00:17:42,886
[groans]
400
00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:45,673
Oh. Hey-hey, man.
401
00:17:45,715 --> 00:17:47,457
You okay?
402
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,589
Yeah.
403
00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:51,330
Little hurt, but, uh...
404
00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:54,073
just paying for the sins
of my fathers, so...
405
00:17:55,203 --> 00:17:57,336
What were you
doing up there?
406
00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:59,077
I was cleaning your gutters.
407
00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:01,079
No judgment, but it was
high time somebody did.
408
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:03,430
Look, okay, all right,
that's it, stop it.
409
00:18:03,472 --> 00:18:04,605
Please. All right,
410
00:18:04,647 --> 00:18:07,041
no more cleaning,
no more Dodgers tickets,
411
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,131
and no more fruit smoothies.
412
00:18:09,174 --> 00:18:12,613
Calvin, I still need to fix
what my family did.
413
00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:14,875
Look...
414
00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:18,096
I'm not gonna lie.
It bothered me.
415
00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:21,796
But I talked to Tina
about it, and...
416
00:18:21,838 --> 00:18:24,885
I realized I shouldn't be
directing my anger at you.
417
00:18:25,886 --> 00:18:27,888
All right? This is
so much bigger than me and you.
418
00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:31,240
It's such a ugly reflection
on the history of our country.
419
00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:33,721
I mean, people degraded
each other
420
00:18:33,763 --> 00:18:35,243
and they took from each other...
421
00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:37,507
I mean, mainly your people
from mine, but...
422
00:18:38,942 --> 00:18:40,467
...I digress.
423
00:18:42,772 --> 00:18:44,905
But you aren't responsible
424
00:18:44,949 --> 00:18:47,604
for what happened 150 years ago.
425
00:18:47,647 --> 00:18:50,432
Yeah, but I still feel
like I need to do something.
426
00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:53,784
You know, I joined the national
movement for reparations.
427
00:18:53,827 --> 00:18:56,134
I sent five Black people
who I don't even know
428
00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:58,136
money through a Cash App.
429
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:00,269
Why didn't you send me some?
430
00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:02,270
Well, I tried,
but you blocked me.
431
00:19:03,097 --> 00:19:04,664
Oh, yeah, my bad.
432
00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:07,667
But you see, Dave,
433
00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:09,234
your first instinct
434
00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:11,627
is to try to fix something
that you didn't even do.
435
00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:14,065
You're a good person.
436
00:19:14,108 --> 00:19:15,545
I mean,
you're always there for me
437
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:18,592
every time I open my door,
whether I want it or not.
438
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:23,378
You marched with us
when Trey got falsely arrested.
439
00:19:23,423 --> 00:19:26,076
You even ran for office
to help this neighborhood.
440
00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:28,166
Got your ass kicked.
441
00:19:28,731 --> 00:19:30,298
But you ran.
442
00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:33,780
And that's why, to me,
you're more of a second cousin
443
00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:36,174
than a sixth cousin.
444
00:19:37,175 --> 00:19:38,873
Thanks, Calvin.
445
00:19:38,915 --> 00:19:40,221
That means a lot.
446
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:42,006
Yeah, don't worry about it.
447
00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:43,964
Whoa, whoa.Oh, okay.
448
00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:45,488
Man, you really
are hurt, huh?
449
00:19:45,531 --> 00:19:48,230
Yeah, that was a
pretty nasty fall.
450
00:19:48,273 --> 00:19:50,798
Look, Dave,
I know that you fell in my yard,
451
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:55,019
but since we're family now,
you can't sue me.
452
00:19:55,367 --> 00:19:56,891
Sorry, Cousin Dave.
453
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:06,029
Okay, now, before we all
get lost in our grooves,
454
00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:08,250
uh, I just wanted to
say how honored we are
455
00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:10,904
to be a part
of your family TikTok challenge.
456
00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:12,689
Okay, Dave, enough.
Would you just hit
457
00:20:12,732 --> 00:20:14,691
the damn button.Okay, all right...
458
00:20:14,734 --> 00:20:17,867
["We Are Family"
by Sister Sledge playing]
459
00:20:19,347 --> 00:20:21,567
Hey! Hey!
460
00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:25,135
[cheering]
461
00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:28,314
♪ We are family
462
00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:32,578
♪ I got all my sisters with me
463
00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:37,060
♪ Everyone can see
464
00:20:37,105 --> 00:20:39,150
♪ We're together
465
00:20:39,193 --> 00:20:41,892
♪ As we walk on by
466
00:20:41,935 --> 00:20:42,893
♪ And
467
00:20:42,936 --> 00:20:44,242
♪ And we fly
468
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:47,028
♪ Just like birds of a feather
469
00:20:47,070 --> 00:20:48,421
♪ I won't tell...
470
00:20:48,463 --> 00:20:50,640
There ain't no way he's got
some Black in him, baby.
471
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:53,382
♪ We are family
472
00:20:53,425 --> 00:20:54,730
♪ Yeah, yeah-ee
473
00:20:54,775 --> 00:20:56,732
♪ I got all my sisters
with me. ♪
474
00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:02,304
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