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PRESTON: I'M PRESTON

WAINWRIGHT AND THIS IS MY

MOM AMANDA.

SHE'S A UNITED STATES POSTAL INSPECTOR WHICH

MEANS SHE SOLVES ANY CRIME THAT USES THE MAIL.

MY DAD WAS AN INSPECTOR TOO, ONE OF THE BEST,

UNTIL I LOST HIM AND THE USE OF MY LEGS IN A CAR

ACCIDENT.

NOW I'M FOLLOWING MY OWN DREAM WITH AN INTERNSHIP

IN THE CRIME LAB AND THE HELP OF MY BEST FRIENDS.

TOGETHER WE ARE THE INSPECTORS.

GEORGIA: HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE INSPECTORS.

I'M CHARMIN LEE AND I PLAY DR. GEORGIA DARBY, THE

DIRECTOR OF THE NATIONAL FORENSICS LABORATORY; OR

WHAT WE COMMONLY CALL THE CRIME LAB.

TODAY WE'RE LOOKING BACK ON TWO CASES WHERE OUR

INVESTIGATIVE POWERS WERE REALLY PUT TO THE TEST.

FIRST, THE STORY OF A SHADY IMPOSTER WHO WAS

SCAMMING MONEY FROM MILITARY FAMILIES UNDER

THE GUISE OF HONORING OUR COUNTRY'S FALLEN HEROES.

IN THIS CASE INSPECTORS AMANDA WAINWRIGHT AND

MITCH OHLMEYER, WITH THE HELP OF THEIR FAVORITE LAB

DIRECTOR, YOURS TRULY, TRACK DOWN THE CRIMINAL

BEFORE HE MOVES ON TO SCAM AGAIN.

HERE IS "SEMPER FI"

AMANDA: PLEASE TELL US WHAT HAPPENED MR. CRANE.

MR. CRANE: I RECEIVED A VERY PERSONAL LETTER FROM

SOME GUY WHO SAID HE SERVED WITH MY KID BROTHER

IN AFGHANISTAN BEFORE HE WAS KILLED, IAD.

MITCH: OH, I'M SORRY.

AMANDA: AND THE INDIVIDUAL WHO CONTACTED YOU, STAFF

SERGEANT LANDIS, WAS THIS YOUR FIRST COMMUNICATION

WITH HIM?

MR. CRANE: YES.

HE WAS ASKING FOR MONEY TO BUILD A MEMORIAL FOR

FALLEN SOLDIERS.

IT SEEMED LIKE A GREAT WAY TO HONOR MY BROTHER.

MITCH: AND THEN?

MR. CRANE: MY PARENTS GOT INVOLVED, WE HAD HIGH

HOPES, THEN WE SENT HIM A BIG CHECK AND WE NEVER

HEARD FROM HIM AGAIN.

AMANDA: WE RAN THE P.O. BOX, IT'S CLOSED.

AND THE CHECK WAS CASHED UNDER A FAKE NAME.

MITCH: THERE ARE A LOT OF THESE SCAMS OUT THERE, BUT

I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SOMEONE WOULD PREY ON THE

FAMILY OF A DEAD SOLDIER.

MR. CRANE: YEAH, IT'S NOT SO MUCH THE MONEY, IT'S

JUST THAT MY FAMILY AND I HAD TO GO THROUGH ALL THAT

PAIN AGAIN FOR NOTHING.

AMANDA: MR. CRANE, WE ARE GOING TO DO EVERYTHING IN

OUR POWER TO MAKE THIS RIGHT.

WE'LL CALL YOU IF WE HAVE MORE QUESTIONS.

MR. CRANE: THANK YOU.

MITCH: THANK YOU FOR COMING IN TODAY.

MR. CRANE: YEAH.

AMANDA: SOUNDS A LOT LIKE THAT CASE THAT WENT COLD

IN MADISON LAST YEAR.

MITCH: YEAH.

YEAH, BUT IF IT'S THE SAME GUY HE'S ASKING FOR A LOT

MORE MONEY THIS TIME.

AMANDA: LET'S REOPEN THE FILE.

MITCH: YEP.

NOAH: THERE'S A TOUCH OF UNFAIRNESS HERE.

PRESTON: TELL ME ABOUT IT.

I CAN CARRY PIZZA.

I WISH THESE PHI IOTAS WOULD STOP TREATING ME

LIKE A LITTLE KID.

NOAH: YEAH, YOU GOT THE REAL SHORT END OF THE

STICK.

HEY, CAN YOU GIVE MY JEANS A HIKE?

I'M ONE SODA AWAY FROM INDECENT EXPOSURE HERE.

PRESTON: I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE, I'M GONNA GO TALK

TO THEM.

NOAH: PRESTON, WAIT, I WOULDN'T DO THAT.

AND THERE GO THE PANTS.

PRESTON: [Coughs]

MALE 2: OH, PLEDGE ON WHEELS. GOT MY SALAD?

PRESTON: YEAH.

MALE: OKAY, YOU'RE DONE FOR THE DAY.

WE'LL CONTACT YOU LATER ABOUT YOUR NEXT

ASSIGNMENT.

PRESTON: YEAH, YOU KNOW, ABOUT THAT, I JUST WANT TO

LET YOU GUYS KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO GIVE ME ANY

SPECIAL TREATMENT.

MALE: WHAT KIND OF SPECIAL TREATMENT WOULD WE GIVE

YOU?

PRESTON: I JUST ROLLED ACROSS CAMPUS WITH A SALAD

AND THOSE GUYS ARE...WELL...

MALE: YEAH, WELL YOU KNOW, HEY, YOUR PLEDGE PLAN IS

MORE OF A MENTAL TRIAL.

MALE 2: YEAH, LESS OF A PHYSICAL THING.

MALE: RIGHT.

PRESTON: OKAY.

I GET IT, I'M IN A WHEELCHAIR, YOU'RE

UNCOMFORTABLE BUT YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE TO BE.

I WANT YOU TO TREAT ME LIKE EVERY OTHER PLEDGE.

MALE: [Laugh] OKAY.

THERE YOU GO.

HAVE A NICE DAY MAN.

PRESTON: THANKS BROTHERS.

MITCH: CHECK YOUR EMAIL.

BASED ON THE FORENSIC EXAM OF THE LETTERS I THINK WE

FOUND FOUR FAMILIES THIS GUY IS CURRENTLY SCAMMING.

AMANDA: FOUR.

STILL NO POSITIVE ID.

MITCH: YEAH, I KNOW.

GOTTA GIVE IT TO HIM, HE MUST BE VERY CONVINCING.

AMANDA: PEOPLE JUST LET THEIR GUARDS DOWN WHEN

THEY SEE THAT MILITARY LETTERHEAD.

PLUS HE'S GOT THE DETAILS TO SPIN A CONVINCING STORY

EVERY TIME.

SO MANY FAMILIES HAVE LOST SONS AND DAUGHTERS

OVERSEAS, IT'S HARD TO KNOW WHO HE'LL TARGET

NEXT.

GOTTA STOP HIM.

CALL ME IF YOU FIND ANYMORE.

MITCH: YEAH OKAY.

PRESTON: IT'S A PLEDGE THING.

I HAVE TO DRESS UP LIKE MARILYN MONROE AND SING

DANNY BOY IN FRONT OF MY ENTIRE GEOLOGY CLASS.

AMANDA: YOU KNOW, I HAVE A NICE SET OF PEARLS THAT'LL

REALLY HELP SELL THAT OUTFIT.

PRESTON: ARE THOSE PICTURES FROM THE MILITARY

SCAM?

AMANDA: JUST SOME WORK I BROUGHT HOME.

NOAH: HEY MS. WAINWRIGHT.

IT'S ME, NOAH.

AMANDA: MASTER OF DISGUISE.

PRESTON: MAYBE THESE MILITARY GUYS HAVE

SOMETHING IN COMMON.

NOAH: I'M GONNA TAKE A WILD GUESS HERE, THEY WERE

ALL IN THE MILITARY.

PRESTON: IF THAT WAS THE KEY MY MOM WOULD HAVE THIS

GUY ALREADY.

NOAH: DUDE, WE GOTTA GET THAT SONG.

I HAD TO WAKE UP AT 5:00 A.M. TO GUARD THE HOUSE

FRIDGE FOR THE SENIORS.

I DON'T WANNA KEEP DOING THAT.

THEY WOULDN'T EVEN LET ME HAVE A SNACK AND I'M

STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO THE REFRIGERATOR.

PRESTON: THERE'S SOMETHING THAT WE'RE NOT LOOKING AT.

WHAT ARE WE MISSING HERE?

NOAH: OUR OPPORTUNITY TO HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE?

WE NEED TO HAVE EXPERIENCES ONLY OUR

FELLOW BROTHERS WILL KNOW ABOUT; LIBERTY,

FRATERNITY, SORORITY.

PRESTON: THAT'S IT.

PRESTON: HEY MA, HERE'S A THOUGHT ABOUT YOUR CASE.

IT MIGHT BE SOMETHING, IT MIGHT NOT, BUT JUST LET ME

SAY IT.

MAYBE YOUR VICTIMS HAVE A CONNECTION BESIDES THE

MILITARY.

AMANDA: YEAH?

LIKE WHAT?

PRESTON: I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE A SPORTS TEAM OR

THEY WENT TO COLLEGE TOGETHER.

AMANDA: NONE OF OUR VICTIMS ATTENDED COLLEGE,

THEY WENT STRAIGHT INTO THE MILITARY SO THAT RULES

OUT FRATERNITIES.

BUT GOOD THINKING HONEY.

THANKS FOR THE IDEA.

SEE, BLONDES ARE SMART.

AMANDA: EASTMAN ACADEMY OPERATED FOR ABOUT 5 YEARS

IN CONNECTICUT BEFORE CLOSING DOWN.

IT WAS HIGH PROFILE SO PARENTS FROM ALL OVER THE

COUNTRY SENT THEIR WAYWARD TEENS THERE OVER SUMMER.

MITCH: LIKE A SCARED STRAIGHT PROGRAM.

AMANDA: GET THIS, THE PLACE WAS A PIPELINE TO

THE ARMED FORCES AND NATIONAL GUARD.

MITCH: SO ONE OF THESE GUYS IS USING HIS INTIMATE

KNOWLEDGE OF HIS OLD BUDDIES TO PULL THIS OFF,

BUT WHICH ONE?

AMANDA: ASIDE FROM OUR FOUR VICTIMS THESE TWO

DIED IN NON-MILITARY CIRCUMSTANCES.

THIS GUY IS WITH THE FBI SO HE'S PROBABLY SAFE.

THESE TWO HAVE BEEN SERVING IN IRAQ OR

AFGHANISTAN FOR AT LEAST THE LAST FIVE MONTHS; I'D

SAY THAT MAKES THEM UNLIKELY.

THAT LEAVES US WITH THESE THREE; ARNOLD ROTH,

RICHARD CURR AND CLAY WILLIAMS.

WILLIAMS' VEHICLE WAS HIT BY A LANDMINE LAST YEAR,

KILLED HIM AND TWO OTHERS.

MITCH: WHAT, SO YOU THINK HIS FAMILY IS NEXT?

AMANDA: I DON'T KNOW, BUT BOOKED A FLIGHT TO

YOUNGSTOWN WHERE HIS PARENTS LIVE JUST IN CASE

WE CAN GET THERE FIRST.

MITCH: ALRIGHT. WELL I'LL TRACK DOWN ROTH AND CURR.

AMANDA: WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR ME MITCH?

MITCH: HEY, RICHARD CURR IS ALIVE AND WELL LIVING

IN HIS MOM AND DAD'S ATTIC.

AMANDA: COULD HE BE RUNNING THE SCAM FROM

THERE?

Mitch: WELL, IT'S POSSIBLE.

BUT I JUST DON'T THINK HE'S THE TYPE.

YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE CAN PUT ANOTHER AGENT ON HIM TO

KEEP AN EYE ON HIM WHILE I GO CHECK OUT ROTH.

AMANDA: HANG ON MITCH.

MRS. WILLIAMS, I'M HERE CONCERNING YOUR SON CLAY.

MRS. WILLIAMS: ABOUT THE MEMORIAL?

YOU'RE NOT TOO LATE, WE'RE HOSTING A Q&A WITH THE

SERGEANT ON FRIDAY.

AMANDA: SERGEANT?

MRS. WILLIAMS: YES.

AMANDA: DROP EVERYTHING MITCH, IT'S ROTH AND HE'S

HERE.

MRS. WILLIAMS, I HAVE SOME NEWS FOR YOU...

MAN: YO, NORMA JEAN.

PRESTON: SIR, YES SIR?

MALE: BRO, THAT WAS CLASSIC BRO, YOU NAILED

DANNY BOY.

YOUR PROFESSOR LOOKED LIKE HER HEAD WAS GONNA

EXPLODE.

PRESTON: YEAH, THAT WAS PRETTY SWEET BRO.

MALE: HEY, LOOK, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU THIS

UNTIL TRIAL IS OVER BUT I MEAN I'M THE PRESIDENT.

LOOK, WE HAD A MEETING LAST NIGHT AND YOU MADE

THE CUT.

PRESTON: I DID?

MALE: YEAH, YEAH.

LOOK, IT'S NOT OFFICIAL UNTIL TONIGHT BUT LET ME

BE THE FIRST TO SAY WELCOME TO PHI IOTA RO.

PRESTON: THAT'S AWESOME MAN.

YOU TELL NOAH YET?

MALE: WHO'S THAT?

PRESTON: MY FRIEND, THE GUY THAT PLEDGED WITH ME.

MALE: OH, NO, HE'S OUT, YOU'RE IN.

HEY LOOK, HE'LL BE FINE.

YOU'LL SEE HIM AROUND AT PARTIES, OR NOT.

COME ON MAN, LET'S GO CELEBRATE.

OH, WHAT'S UP?

WHAT'S WRONG?

PRESTON: I'M OUT.

MALE: [Laughs] WHAT DO YOU MEAN BRO?

PRESTON: LOOK, YOU'VE BEEN PUSHING ME AROUND ALL WEEK

WHICH IS...WHICH IS REALLY NICE 'CAUSE SOMETIMES MY

ARMS COULD USE A BREAK.

BUT I GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE AND A FRAT HOUSE

WITHOUT NOAH IS A FRAT HOUSE WITHOUT ME.

MALE: YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE.

YOU SURE YOU WANNA DO THIS?

LOOK, EVERYONE KNOWS WE'RE NUMBER ONE ON CAMPUS.

PRESTON: YEAH, I'M SURE.

MALE: ALRIGHT.

GONNA NEED YOUR BADGE.

AND YOUR FISH.

THE FISH, GIVE ME THE FISH.

PRESTON: OH WELL.

ROTH: THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING HERE.

MY NAME IS SERGEANT JOE KAMISKY AND I SERVED WITH

THE MAN WE ALL KNEW AND CARED FOR, CLAY WILLIAMS.

I'M HERE TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS YOU MIGHT HAVE

ABOUT THE MONUMENT WE'RE ALL GONNA BUILD TOGETHER

SO PLEASE, FIRE AWAY.

MITCH: YEAH, I HAVE A QUESTION.

DO THE RULES OF ENGAGEMENT APPLY IN FEDERAL PRISON?

ROTH: I'M NOT SURE WHAT YOU MEAN.

AMANDA: ARNOLD ROTH, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR

MAIL AND WIRE FRAUD.

PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK.

ROTH: HOLD ON A SECOND, WAIT.

HOLD ON.

I'M SORRY FOLKS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.

MITCH: THESE WERE MEN OF HONOR AND YOU ARE NOT FIT

TO SPIT-SHINE THEIR BOOTS.

AMANDA: LET'S GO.

MITCH: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.

ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU

IN A COURT OF LAW.

AMANDA: FOR ALL THE PAIN HE'S CAUSED HE DESERVES

EVERYTHING HE'S GOT COMING TO HIM AND MORE.

MITCH: ACTUALLY HE'S PROBABLY SAFER WITH US.

I THINK MR. WILLIAMS WAS READY TO GO TOE-TO-TOE

WITH HIM RIGHT THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIVING

ROOM.

AMANDA: I GUESS NOW WE JUST HAVE TO HOPE HE

DIDN'T SPEND ALL THAT DIRTY MONEY ON HIS FANCY

UNIFORMS.

MITCH: EH, HE SURE LOOKED LIKE A MARINE.

AMANDA: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

MITCH: YEAH.

THANK YOU.

GEORGIA: WELCOME BACK.

AS WE'VE SEEN IN RECENT YEARS SOCIAL MEDIA

PROVIDES US WITH A GREAT WAY TO CONNECT WITH

PEOPLE.

SOMETIMES TO FIND FRIENDSHIP OR EVEN LOVE.

BUT BE CAREFUL, INTERNET SCAMMERS CAN USE SOCIAL

MEDIA TO CONVINCE UNWITTING USERS TO SEND

THEM MONEY.

AS WE SEE IN OUR NEXT STORY, THE INSPECTORS TRY

TO BEAT AN ON-LINE CROOK AT HIS OWN GAME.

HERE IS "THE HEART IS A LONELY SCAMMER."

MR. SYKES: I KNOW IT WAS ONLY ON-LINE BUT I FELT

LIKE WE HAD A REAL CONNECTION, LIKE I COULD

BE MYSELF WITH HER.

MAN WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL; I MEAN WAY OUT OF MY LEAGUE.

AMANDA: SO WHAT HAPPENED?

MR. SYKES: ONE DAY SHE TOLD ME HER BROTHER HAD

GOTTEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT AND ALL HIS MONEY WAS TIED

UP BECAUSE OF IT.

AMANDA: GO ON.

MR. SYKES: WELL THEIR MOTHER HAD ALZHEIMER'S AND

SHE NEEDED MONEY TO COVER THE COST OF HER FACILITY.

MITCH: AND YOU FELT SORRY FOR HER?

MR. SYKES: THEY WERE GONNA TOSS HER OUT ON THE

STREET.

MITCH: WELL, WHAT DID THAT COST YOU?

MR. SYKES: $2,500.

I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST HER.

I'D ALREADY LOANED HER $1,000 BUCKS AND SHE PAID

IT BACK TO ME WITHIN A COUPLE OF WEEKS.

MITCH: YEAH, YOU KNOW HOW SHE DID THAT?

SENT YOU BACK YOUR OWN MONEY.

AMANDA: IT'S A PRETTY COMMON SCAM.

MR. SYKES: I FEEL LIKE SUCH AN IDIOT.

AMANDA: CRIMINALS LIKE THIS PREY ON PEOPLE

WILLING TO LEND A HELPING HAND.

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF.

I PROMISE YOU MR. SYKES WE'LL DO EVERYTHING

POSSIBLE TO MAKE SURE THIS IS HER LAST SCAM.

MITCH: OKAY, I GOT MY FAKE PROFILE SET UP.

TIME TO BAIT THE HOOK.

HEY BEAUTIFUL, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU DAY...

YEAH, DAY AND NIGHT.

WHAT?

AMANDA: I'M SORRY BUT I JUST...

SEEMS A LITTLE CHEESY YOU KNOW, EVEN FOR ON-LINE

DATING.

MITCH: WHAT?

WOMEN LOVE BEING TOLD THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.

AMANDA: SURE, BUT NOT RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE.

OUR PERP IS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WITH A LITTLE

VULNERABILITY DON'T YOU THINK?

MITCH: NO, NO.

WOMEN LIKE MEN WHO ARE CONFIDENT.

LISTEN, I WAS QUITE THE LADIES' MAN BACK IN THE

DAY SO...

AMANDA: I BET YOU WERE.

LOOK, I'M JUST SAYING THAT IN THIS CASE I THINK WE

NEED TO COME OFF AS SWEET, MAYBE EVEN A LITTLE

DESPERATE.

MITCH: OH, YOU'RE TAKING ALL THE ROMANCE OUT OF IT.

AMANDA: THIS ISN'T ABOUT ROMANCE, WE NEED TO CATCH

THIS PERSON BEFORE SHE RIPS SOMEONE ELSE OFF.

MITCH: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, WHY DON'T YOU MAKE YOUR

OWN PROFILE AND THEN WE'LL SEE WHO GETS THE GIRL.

AMANDA: CARE TO MAKE A FRIENDLY WAGER?

MITCH: LOSER BUYS LUNCH.

AMANDA: YOU'RE ON.

GEORGIA: SO OUR PERP IS USING THE SAME PICTURE

ACROSS SEVERAL DATING SITES.

SHE'S JUST MANIPULATING IT USING PHOTOSHOP TO MATCH

THE NEEDS OF EACH ONE.

PRESTON: HEY MOM, GEORGIA.

AMANDA: HEY HONEY.

GEORGIA: HEY PRESTON.

PRESTON: WHAT ARE YOU TWO BEAUTIFUL LADIES WORKING

ON?

AMANDA: OOH, SOMEONE'S IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY.

PRESTON: SOMEBODY HIT 17 BULLSEYES AT THE RANGE

THIS MORNING.

GEORGIA: BULLSEYES?

AMANDA: PRESTON'S ADDED ARCHERY TO AN ALREADY FULL

SCHEDULE.

GEORGIA: ARCHERY?

I THINK THAT'S GREAT.

I'M GLAD TO HEAR YOU'RE HAVING FUN AT SCHOOL.

PRESTON: MMM HMM.

ALRIGHT, SO WHAT ARE WE WORKING ON?

GEORGIA: CLUES FROM A CATFISHING SCAM.

PRESTON: LIKE ON-LINE DATING?

GEORGIA: EXACTLY.

HERE, CHECK THIS OUT.

IT'S A THANK YOU NOTE THAT THE PERP SENT TO OUR

VICTIM.

AMANDA: NICE TOUCH.

THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME SCAM YOU OUT OF ALL YOUR

MONEY.

GEORGIA: PRETTY BOLD, RIGHT?

AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S TRYING TO DISGUISE HERSELF

BY WRITING IT WITH HER LEFT HAND.

SO PRESTON, YOU WANNA GET THAT OVER TO THE

FINGERPRINT UNIT FOR PROCESSING?

PRESTON: YEAH, NO PROBLEM.

GEORGIA: THANK YOU.

AMANDA: SEE YOU LATER HONEY.

MITCH: HEY, YOU WANTED TO SEE ME?

AMANDA: HAVE YOU HEARD FROM OUR GIRL?

MITCH: NAH, NAH, NAH, IT'S BEEN A FEW DAYS, I THINK

SHE'S JUST, YOU KNOW, PLAYING HARD TO GET.

AMANDA: NOT THAT HARD, I'VE GOT HER RIGHT HERE

TALKING TO BOB JOHNSON.

MITCH: WHO'S BOB JOHNSON?

AMANDA: YOU'RE LOOKING AT HIM.

MITCH: REALLY?

I'LL BE IN MY OFFICE.

MITCH: SHE SAID THE EXACT SAME THING TO ME.

YOU JUST WAIT, SHE'S GONNA DUMP YOU TOO.

AMANDA: UH HUH.

MITCH: YEAH, HEARTS, HEARTS; SHE SENT ME HEARTS

TOO.

AMANDA: DID SHE SEND YOU THREE HEARTS?

MITCH: LOOK, JUST REMEMBER THAT THIS IS A CON ARTIST

WHO HAS BILKED A LOT OF PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR

HARD-EARNED CASH.

AMANDA: DON'T BE BITTER, IT'S NOT ATTRACTIVE.

MITCH: OH PLEASE, I AM NOT TAKING THIS PERSONALLY.

AMANDA: OH I CAN SEE THAT.

AMANDA: I KNOW IT'S NOT REALLY MY FORTE BUT I

WANTED TO COOK YOU A SPECIAL DINNER FOR MAKING

THE ARCHERY TEAM.

PRESTON: OH, THANKS MOM.

YOU SURE YOU DON'T NEED MY HELP?

[PHONE ALERT]

AMANDA: NO WAY.

PRESTON: BRING SOME WORK HOME DID YOU?

AMANDA: YEAH, I'M CHATTING WITH OUR ON-LINE PERP.

I THINK SHE REALLY LIKES ME.

PRESTON: THAT'S GREAT.

AMANDA: OH, HONEY, I'M SORRY.

I'M SORRY.

PUTTING IT DOWN.

JUST YOU AND ME NOW.

AND AS I WAS SAYING BEFORE I WAS SO RUDELY

INTERRUPTED, I AM SO PROUD OF YOU.

YOU SET YOUR SIGHTS ON SOMETHING AND YOU MADE IT

HAPPEN.

DAD WOULD BE AWFULLY PROUD TOO.

PRESTON: YEAH WELL HE'S PROBABLY IN SHOCK WATCHING

YOU COOK DINNER.

AMANDA: OH, VERY FUNNY.

PRESTON: SO WHERE ARE YOU AT WITH YOUR CASE?

AMANDA: AH, WELL, AS YOU CAN SEE THE FISH TOOK THE

BAIT; JUST WAITING TO REEL HER IN.

SEE, ALL IT TOOK WAS A WOMAN'S TOUCH.

OKAY, YOU READY?

PRESTON: OH YEAH.

AMANDA: OH, I HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY.

PRESTON: THIS ACTUALLY SMELLS PRETTY GOOD MOM.

MITCH: WHAT'S UP BOSS?

AMANDA: SHE DOESN'T WANT MONEY, SHE WANTS ME TO

ACCEPT A PACKAGE FROM HER.

MITCH: WAIT, SHE'S BACK IN CONTACT WITH YOU?

AMANDA: YEAH.

HARVEY: SHE CHANGED THE SCAM.

AMANDA: RIGHT.

SHE'S STILL GOING WITH THE MOTHER WITH ALZHEIMER'S

ANGLE BUT NOW SHE SAYS SHE VISITS HER MOST DAYS,

ISN'T HOME TO ACCEPT THE PACKAGE AND SHE'S AFRAID

TO HAVE IT LEFT AT THE DOORSTEP.

SKETCHY NEIGHBORS, DOESN'T WANT IT STOLEN.

HARVEY: SO SHE WANTS IT MAILED TO YOU.

AMANDA: YEAH.

MITCH: ALRIGHT, WELL WE'RE GONNA NEED A SECURE

LOCATION TO SERVICE THE DELIVERY ADDRESS.

HARVEY: I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT.

MITCH: ALRIGHT.

ONCE WE RECEIVE THE PARCEL WE GET THE WARRANT, CHECK

THE CONTENTS WHICH IS MOST LIKELY SOMETHING ILLEGAL,

THEN RE-SEAL IT AND CONTACT HER WITH A TIME

AND DATE TO PICK IT UP.

HARVEY: THAT BRINGS UP ANOTHER POINT.

AMANDA, I KNOW YOU HOOKED HER BUT WE'RE GONNA NEED A

GUY TO HANDLE THE PACKAGE.

AMANDA: WANNA DO THE HONORS?

MITCH: YEAH, IT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE.

AMANDA: ALRIGHT THEN, LET'S GET TO WORK.

[DOORBELL RINGING]

MITCH: HI, CAN I HELP YOU?

MAN: YEAH, MY SISTER SENT ME HERE TO PICK UP A

PACKAGE FOR HER.

MITCH: YOU'RE CAROLINE'S BROTHER.

MAN: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

MITCH: COME ON IN, I'LL GET IT FOR YOU.

YOU KNOW, NO OFFENSE, BUT YOU GUYS DON'T LOOK

ANYTHING ALIKE.

MAN: YEAH, WE GET THAT A LOT.

MITCH: HERE YOU GO.

TELL HER...TELL HER I SAID HI.

MAN: I WILL, THANK YOU.

AMANDA: U.S. POSTAL INSPECTION SERVICE.

MAN: WHAT'S GOING ON?

AMANDA: THE PACKAGE YOU'RE HOLDING CONTAIN THESE

COUNTERFEIT PASSPORTS, THAT'S WHAT'S GOING ON.

MITCH: REALLY?

AMANDA: LET'S CUFF HIM.

MITCH: NO, NO, NO, HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON.

I TOLD THIS RAT THAT I WANTED TO GAZE INTO HIS

EYES AT SUNSET.

LET'S JUST LET HIM SPIN ON HIS HABITRAIL FOR A LITTLE

WHILE LONGER.

AMANDA: ALRIGHT.

YOU KNOW YOU OWE ME LUNCH.

MITCH: YEAH, BUT THIS MAKES IT WORTH IT.

ALRIGHT, FUN'S OVER.

PLACE YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK.

SO YOU'RE MY SWEET CAROLINE, HUH?

HAD YOU FIGURED FOR A REDHEAD.

GEORGIA: WITH ANY OFFER,

ESPECIALLY OVER THE

INTERNET, DO YOUR HOMEWORK.

CHECK IT OUT AND DON'T SEND MONEY TO SOMEONE YOU

REALLY DON'T KNOW.

FOR THE INSPECTORS, I'M CHARMIN LEE.

AND REMEMBER, YOU MIGHT BE A TARGET BUT YOU DON'T

HAVE TO BE A VICTIM.

THANKS FOR WATCHING.

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