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PRESTON: I'M PRESTON

WAINWRIGHT AND THIS IS MY

MOM AMANDA.

SHE'S A UNITED STATES POSTAL INSPECTOR WHICH

MEANS SHE SOLVES ANY CRIME THAT USES THE MAIL.

MY DAD WAS AN INSPECTOR TOO, ONE OF THE BEST,

UNTIL I LOST HIM AND THE USE OF MY LEGS IN A CAR

ACCIDENT.

NOW I'M FOLLOWING MY OWN DREAM WITH AN INTERNSHIP

IN THE CRIME LAB AND THE HELP OF MY BEST FRIENDS.

TOGETHER WE ARE THE INSPECTORS.

WOMAN: IN TIMES OF TRAGEDY, IT'S ALWAYS THE CHILDREN WHO

SUFFER MOST, BUT YOUR PLEDGE CAN MAKE THE DIFFERENCE

BETWEEN LIFE AND DEATH FOR THESE HOMELESS CHILDREN.

PLEASE GIVE TODAY.

MRS. DONALDSON: THAT'S DEFINITELY THE VIDEO THAT

WE SAW ON-LINE.

AMANDA: IT'S VERY COMPELLING MRS. DONALDSON.

I CAN SEE WHY YOU RESPONDED TO IT.

UNFORTUNATELY IT'S THE WORK OF CON ARTISTS USING

A TRAGIC STORY TO HOOK THEIR VICTIMS.

MRS. DONALDSON: OUR KIDS WERE THE ONES WHO FIRST

FOUND IT.

THEY CONVINCED US TO MATCH WHATEVER MONEY THAT THEY

RAISED.

MITCH: SO WITH THE MATCHING DONATIONS YOUR

FAMILY RAISED WHAT, $5,000 DOLLARS?

MRS. DONALDSON: YES.

THEN WE DISCOVERED IT WAS A FRAUD.

BUT MORE THAN THE MONEY THAT WE'VE LOST, I'M JUST

CONCERNED THAT A SCAM LIKE THIS MAY CAUSE MY CHILDREN

TO SHY AWAY FROM GIVING IN THE FUTURE.

AMANDA: I UNDERSTAND.

MRS. DONALDSON: HOW DO PEOPLE GET AWAY WITH THIS?

AMANDA: TYPICALLY THESE SCAMS INVOLVE A SHELL

CORPORATION - THAT'S A FAKE COMPANY WITH NO REAL

ASSETS.

MITCH: SO THEY SOLICIT DONATIONS WITH THE PROMISE

TO DELIVER THE FUNDS TO THE NEEDY AND INSTEAD THE

MONEY GOES DIRECTLY INTO THEIR OWN POCKETS.

MRS. DONALDSON: SO WHAT HAPPENS NOW?

AMANDA: WELL THE CANCELED CHECKS AND THE PAMPHLET

YOU'VE GIVEN US SHOULD HELP US GET A SUBPOENA.

THAT WILL ALLOW US TO DIG INTO THIS CORPORATION'S

RECORDS.

MITCH: THEN WE CAN TRACK WHERE THE FUNDS ARE

ACTUALLY GOING.

BUT WE HAVE TO ACT FAST, THESE GUYS TEND TO HIT AND

RUN PRETTY QUICKLY.

AMANDA: I PROMISE YOU MRS. DONALDSON, WE WILL DO OUR

BEST TO SHUT THESE CON ARTISTS DOWN FOR GOOD AND

RECOVER WHATEVER FUNDS WE CAN SO THAT YOU AND YOUR

KIDS CAN DONATE THEM TO A REPUTABLE CHARITY.

VERONICA: SO PRESTON, I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE

SUCH A BIG KELLY CARTWELL FAN.

PRESTON: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

VERONICA: KELLY CARTWELL, THE INTERNATIONAL POP

STAR.

BIG FAN, HUH?

PRESTON: I WAS GONNA TELL YOU GUYS, SHE'S COMING

INTO TOWN SOON AND...

NOAH: AND YOU ALREADY GOT TICKETS TO HER CONCERT?

PRESTON: NO.

SHE'S COMING INTO TOWN TO FILM A MOVIE AND SHE PLAYS

A GIRL WHO LOST THE USE OF HER LEGS AND THEY NEED AN

ON-SET CONSULTANT.

DAVID SUGGESTED ME.

VERONICA: REALLY?

NOAH: NICE!

WHEN DO YOU START?

PRESTON: WELL I'M REALLY BUSY WITH SCHOOL AND

INTERNING SO I'M NOT SURE IF I'M GONNA DO IT.

NOAH: WHAT?

HOW IS THIS EVEN A QUESTION?

THE ANSWER IS "YES KELLY, I'LL CONSULT ON YOUR MOVIE

AND I'M BRINGING MY FRIEND NOAH ALONG, THE ASPIRING

AUTEUR FILMMAKER."

PRESTON: DOESN'T "AUTEUR" MEAN "FILMMAKER?"

NOAH: SEE, ALWAYS QUESTIONING.

AND I LOVE THAT ABOUT YOU BUDDY, IT'LL SERVE YOU

WELL AS A POSTAL INSPECTOR.

BUT NOT SO MUCH WHEN IT COMES TO SEIZING

OPPORTUNITIES.

PRESTON: WHAT DO YOU THINK, V?

VERONICA: I DON'T KNOW.

I MEAN SHE KIND OF HAS A REPUTATION FOR BEING A

DIVA.

NOAH: AND I'M FINE WITH THAT.

VERONICA: YEAH, YEAH, I MEAN IT COULD BE A GOOD

OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU.

NOAH: EXACTLY!

THIS IS MY CHANCE TO BREAK INTO THE BUSINESS.

PRESTON: HOW DO YOU FIGURE?

NOAH: WELL, YOU JUST TELL THEM THAT YOU'LL BE HAPPY

TO BE A CONSULTANT AS LONG AS THEY GIVE ME A ROLE IN

THE MOVIE.

PRESTON: HEY GUYS.

I GOT SOME INFO ON THE SERVE THE CHILDREN

FOUNDATION.

AMANDA: WELL, WELL, WELL, WHAT HAVE WE HERE?

MITCH: YOU HAVE A DATE OR SOMETHING?

A JOB INTERVIEW?

AMANDA: I FORGOT TO TELL YOU, PRESTON IS THE NEW

ON-SET CONSULTANT ON THE NEW KELLY CARTWELL MOVIE

FILMING IN TOWN.

MITCH: WOW.

I HEAR SHE'S A HANDFUL.

AMANDA: READING THE TABLOIDS AT THE SALON

AGAIN MITCH?

MITCH: INQUIRING MINDS.

PRESTON: HEY, CAN WE FOCUS HERE, PLEASE?

AMANDA: OF COURSE.

ALRIGHT, PRESTON, WHAT DID YOU FIND OUT?

PRESTON: SO I DID SOME RESEARCH ON THAT VIDEO AND

A FEW OTHERS LIKE IT.

IT TURNS OUT THEY'RE ALL JUST GENERIC CLIPS PULLED

FROM VARIOUS PARTS OF THE INTERNET AND THEN EDITED

TOGETHER AND USED IN SIMILAR SCAMS.

AMANDA: DID YOU USE POMADE OR GEL?

MITCH: OH THAT'S DEFINITELY POMADE, YOU CAN

TELL BY THE SHEEN.

AMANDA: OH YEAH.

PRESTON: YEAH, SO HERE'S THE FINANCIALS ON THE

SHELL CORP THAT YOU REQUESTED.

AMANDA: DO I SMELL COLOGNE?

OR IS THAT AFTERSHAVE?

MITCH: NO, NO, NO, THAT'S DEFINITELY AFTERSHAVE.

IT'S VERY SUBTLE, VERY SUBTLE.

PRESTON: RIGHT.

JUST LIKE YOU GUYS.

KELLY: I ASKED FOR A LOW-FAT, 3-PUMP, CARAMEL

LATTE AND I TASTE 4 PUMPS!

PLEASE TELL ME...TELL ME THAT THIS IS 1 PERCENT

MILK!

NOTHING?

TAKE IT.

IF I DON'T HAVE A LOW-FAT, 3-PUMP, CARAMEL LATTE IN

MY HAND BEFORE THE NEXT SHOT YOU BETTER BRING ME

YOUR LETTER OF RESIGNATION BECAUSE YOU ARE SO FIRED!

GO!

WHAT?

MAN: YOUR ON-SET CONSULTANT PRESTON IS

HERE.

KELLY: OH, HI.

PRESTON: HI.

KELLY: IT IS ...HI, I'M SO EXCITED TO MEET YOU.

PRESTON: YEAH, ME TOO.

I MEAN I'M EXCITED TO MEET YOU, NOT...NOT ME, THAT

WOULD BE WEIRD.

WHY AM I STILL TALKING?

KELLY: YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE.

LOOK AT YOUR MUSCLES.

PRESTON: OH...

KELLY: SORRY, YOU...YOU MUST HAVE SOME MAJOR UPPER

BODY STRENGTH.

OH MY GOSH, OKAY, I HAVE A MILLION QUESTIONS FOR YOU

AND I AM SO EXCITED TO GET STARTED.

PRESTON: YEAH, YEAH, ME TOO.

AMANDA: OKAY, THANKS.

THE MAILBOX CONNECTED TO THE FAKE CHARITY WAS

RECENTLY CLOSED.

THE COMMERCIAL MAIL RECEIVER SAID NO

FORWARDING ADDRESS WAS LEFT.

MITCH: WELL DO WE HAVE ANYTHING THAT SAYS THEY'RE

STILL LOCAL?

AMANDA: THE MOST RECENT PAMPHLET SHOWS A NEW

ADDRESS AND ANOTHER COMMERCIAL MAILBOX IN

TOWN.

MITCH: SO THEY'RE JUST MOVING FROM ONE MAILBOX TO

ANOTHER.

AMANDA: UH HUH.

BUT THE OWNER OF THE NEW PLACE SAYS NO ONE'S

COLLECTED ANY MAIL THERE YET, WHICH MEANS THERE'S A

DECENT CHANCE THEY'RE STILL LOCAL.

MITCH: NO, THERE'S GOT TO BE ANOTHER WAY TO GET TO

THESE GUYS.

AMANDA: WHAT IF WE MAKE THEM COME TO US?

MITCH: ALRIGHT, HOW DO YOU PROPOSE WE DO THAT?

AMANDA: WE APPEAL TO THE TWO THINGS THAT ALL CON

ARTISTS HAVE AN ABUNDANCE OF; VANITY AND GREED.

MITCH: I'M LISTENING.

AMANDA: WE SET UP A FAKE AWARDS GALA.

THEN WE SEND OUT AN INVITATION INFORMING SERVE

THE CHILDREN THAT THEY HAVE JUST BEEN NOMINATED

TO RECEIVE A SHARE OF $1 MILLION DOLLARS IN CHARITY

FUNDS TO BE AWARDED AT THE CEREMONY.

MITCH: WOW, A MILLION DOLLARS, THAT OUGHT TO DO

IT.

THEN WE JUST PICK THEM UP WHEN THEY COME TO COLLECT.

AMANDA: WHAT DO YOU THINK?

MITCH: I THINK WE OUGHT TO PRINT THOSE INVITATIONS.

DENNIS: A GALA EVENT?

THIS IS AWESOME!

FRANK: I DON'T LIKE IT.

DENNIS: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WE GET A CUT OF A MILLION DOLLARS.

FRANK: EXACTLY, IT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.

DENNIS: WHAT DO YOU MEAN TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE?

FRANK: IT SMELLS.

DENNIS: FRANK, THEY'RE REWARDING US FOR OUR

CHARITY WORK.

FRANK: WE DON'T DO CHARITY WORK.

DENNIS: WELL THAT DEPENDS ON HOW YOU LOOK AT IT.

FRANK: NO, I THINK IT'S TIME FOR US TO GO BACK

UNDER.

DENNIS: EH...YOU'RE ALWAYS SO PARANOID.

FRANK: WE'VE MADE ENOUGH OFF THIS ONE, IT'S TIME TO

MOVE ON.

DENNIS: FRANK, IT'S A CUT OF A MILLION DOLLARS.

THAT'S A LOT OF SCRATCH MAN.

AND WE GET AN AWARD.

I'VE NEVER GOTTEN AN AWARD BEFORE, COME ON.

FRANK: ALRIGHT, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

WE'LL CHECK IT OUT AND IF IT'S LEGIT YOU CAN RENT

YOUR TUX.

KELLY: STOP IT.

PRESTON: STOP WHAT?

NOAH: YOU SEEN THE DIRECTOR?

KELLY: WHAT?

NOAH: GOT SOME GREAT IDEAS ON HOW WE CAN ADD SOME

DIMENSION TO THE NEXT SCENE.

PRESTON: YEAH, BUT NOAH, YOU'RE AN EXTRA.

NOAH: YOU EVER HEAR THE SAYING THERE'S NO SUCH

THING AS A SMALL ROLE?

PRESTON: YOU DON'T HAVE A ROLE, YOU'RE AN EXTRA.

NOAH: WHY YOU ALWAYS GOTTA BE LIKE THAT?

PRESTON: LIKE WHAT?

NOAH: THERE SHE GOES.

PRESTON: NOAH, BE COOL.

THAT BOY'S COMMITTED.

KELLY: YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT?

PRESTON: TONIGHT I AM GOING TO YOUNG

FRANKENSTEIN WITH MY FRIEND VERONICA.

KELLY: NO.

I THINK YOU'RE HANGING OUT WITH ME.

PRESTON: AS MUCH AS I WOULD LIKE TO, I ALREADY

PROMISED HER THAT I WOULD GO AND IT'S GETTING KIND

OF LATE.

KELLY: IS IT GETTING LATE?

PRESTON: YEAH...

HEY!

KELLY: OH, VERONICA WAS IT?

PRESTON: DO NOT DO THAT PLEASE?

KELLY, STOP.

KELLY, DON'T.

JUST HANG UP, HANG UP.

KELLY: HI, HI VERONICA!

THIS IS KELLY CARTWELL.

PRESTON: STOP.

KELLY: I NEED TO BORROW YOUR BOYFRIEND FOR THE

NIGHT IF THAT'S OKAY.

PRESTON: I'M NOT HER BOYFRIEND.

STOP.

STOP.

KELLY: I MEAN IF YOU DON'T MIND?

SURE, I'LL PUT HIM ON.

THANKS.

SHE SAYS IT'S UP TO YOU.

PRESTON: HEY V.

YEAH, NO, WE'RE...WE'RE STILL WORKING ON THE

MOVIE.

YEAH, NO, NEXT WEEK WORKS FOR ME TOO.

OKAY.

ALRIGHT, WELL I WILL JUST TALK TO YOU LATER.

ALRIGHT, BYE.

KELLY: SEE, NO BIG DEAL.

AMANDA: CHILDREN'S FOUNDATION GALA?

FRANK: YEAH, HI, THIS IS FRANK MACUM FROM SERVE THE

CHILDREN.

AMANDA: OH YES, WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO HEARING

FROM YOU.

I HOPE YOU'RE CALLING TO RSVP?

FRANK: I AM.

I HAVE A COUPLE QUESTIONS FOR YOU THOUGH.

AMANDA: BY ALL MEANS, ASK AWAY.

FRANK: WELL FIRST OFF, WILL WE BE RECEIVING THE

MONETARY AWARD THAT EVENING?

I ONLY ASK BECAUSE I'LL BE FLYING OUT THAT NIGHT TO A

DISASTER ZONE OUT WEST AND IT WILL BE GREAT TO HAVE

THAT MONEY AVAILABLE.

A LOT OF NEED FOR RELIEF OUT THERE.

AMANDA: OF COURSE, THAT'S COMPLETELY UNDERSTANDABLE

AND VERY COMMENDABLE.

I'LL MAKE SURE THAT CHECK IS READY FOR YOU.

FRANK: THAT'S GREAT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

AMANDA: NO, THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR HARD WORK.

ANY OTHER QUESTIONS?

FRANK: NO, I THINK THAT'LL DO IT.

SO I GUESS MY CO-CHAIR DENNIS GANZ AND I WILL SEE

YOU THERE.

AMANDA: WE LOOK FORWARD TO MEETING YOU IN PERSON.

BYE BYE.

DENNIS: WELL?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WHO ARE YOU CALLING NOW?

FRANK: THE HOTEL, I'M STILL NOT SOLD.

YEAH HI, I'M CALLING ABOUT THE EVENT YOU'RE HAVING AT

YOUR HOTEL NEXT WEEK.

THE CHILDREN'S FOUNDATION GALA.

7:00.

UH HUH.

AND WHAT HALL WILL THAT BE TAKING PLACE IN?

EXCELLENT.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

DENNIS: AND?

FRANK: SOUNDS LEGIT.

DENNIS: HA!

SEE, TOLD YA.

NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

AH, THIS IS GONNA BE FUN.

JACKPOT.

KELLY: OKAY, BUT LIKE RIGHT HERE I'M JUST...I'M

CONFUSED ABOUT HOW SHE GOES ABOUT DOING THAT.

NOAH: OSCARS HERE I COME.

THIS IS GONNA BE MY BIG BREAK.

PRESTON: CONGRATS MAN.

I DIDN'T KNOW THEY GAVE OUT OSCARS FOR BEST EXTRA.

NOAH: DON'T BE A HATER.

OH, HERE COMES THE DIRECTOR.

WOMAN: HI KELLY, OKAY SO...

SO IN THIS NEXT SCENE YOU'RE TRYING TO ASK OUT

YOUR BEST FRIEND, OKAY, ON A DATE.

SO LET'S...

KELLY: PRESTON, WHAT DO YOU THINK I'D BE GOING

THROUGH IN THIS SCENE?

WOMAN: GO AHEAD, THIS IS WHY YOU'RE HERE.

PRESTON: OKAY.

WELL YOU'D DEFINITELY FEEL INSECURE.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHETHER ANYONE, LET ALONE A PERSON

THAT YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH, WOULD ACCEPT YOU THE WAY

THAT YOU ARE NOW.

KELLY: RIGHT.

PRESTON: SO YOU'RE TERRIFIED OF REJECTION.

YOU'RE AFRAID OF RUINING YOUR FRIENDSHIP.

BUT THE THING IS, EVERY TIME YOU PUT YOURSELF OUT

THERE AND TAKE A RISK YOU...YOU FEEL MORE ALIVE,

MORE CONNECTED TO THE WORLD.

KELLY: THAT...THAT'S REALLY...THAT'S GREAT.

THANK YOU.

WOMAN: WELL DONE.

PRESTON: THANKS.

NOAH: HERE'S MY CHANCE.

PRESTON: WAIT, NOAH.

NOAH!

VERONICA: HEY.

PRESTON: HEY, HEY, GOOD TIMING, WE'RE ABOUT TO

START.

VERONICA: GREAT.

PRESTON: I WORKED ON THAT SCENE WITH KELLY, I CAN'T

WAIT TO SEE HOW IT GOES.

VERONICA: OH, SO HOW WAS LAST NIGHT?

PRESTON: UH...IT WAS GOOD, IT WAS GOOD.

KELLY: HI, YOU MUST BE VALERIE.

VERONICA: VERONICA.

KELLY: OH, RIGHT, VERONICA.

WELL I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU COULD COME VISIT US.

VERONICA: YEAH, YEAH, ME TOO.

KELLY: PRESTON HAS BEEN ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.

OH, YOU WANT A DRINK OR ANYTHING?

WE CAN GET YOU ONE.

VERONICA: UM...AH...NO THANKS.

YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY HAVE TO GET GOING.

KELLY: OH.

PRESTON: REALLY?

YOU JUST GOT HERE.

VERONICA: I KNOW, BUT I HAVE A LOT OF HOMEWORK.

I JUST WANTED TO STOP BY AND SAY HI.

IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU KELLY.

KELLY: ABSOLUTELY.

PRESTON: V?

KELLY: HMM...SHE'S CUTE IN A PLAIN-JANE SORT OF WAY.

MITCH: YOU KNOW, IT JUST BURNS ME UP.

ALL THE MONEY THAT SERVE THE CHILDREN RAISED WENT

TO SALARIES FOR FRANK MACUM AND DENNIS GANZ.

AMANDA: WELL, WE'LL ALL SLEEP A LITTLE BIT BETTER

ONCE WE BUST THESE GUYS.

MITCH: UH...YOU...YOU'RE ALPHABETIZING THESE,

RIGHT?

AMANDA: WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?

NONE OF THESE PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY COMING.

MITCH: YEAH, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT WE CAN'T

DO IT CORRECTLY.

FRANK: I STILL DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS.

DENNIS: COME ON, WHAT'S THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN,

WE SPEND A COUPLE HOURS WITH SOME BORING RICH

PEOPLE AND MAKE SOME QUICK CASH.

DOESN'T SOUND SO BAD DOES IT?

LOOK AT THIS PLACE.

FRANK: OKAY.

DENNIS: YES.

FRANK: LET'S DO THIS.

DENNIS: PUT ON YOUR CHARITY FACE.

MITCH: WELL, STARTING TO LOOK LIKE A NO-SHOW.

EH, THIS IS GIVING ME FLASHBACKS FROM SENIOR

PROM.

AMANDA: YOU GOT STOOD UP ON PROM NIGHT?

MITCH: OF COURSE NOT.

NO, THE LIMO FORGOT TO PICK US UP.

IT WAS A NIGHTMARE.

AMANDA: WELCOME TO THE CHILDREN'S FOUNDATION

GALA.

FRANK: FRANK MACUM, DENNIS GANZ.

SERVE THE CHILDREN.

AMANDA: YES, MR. MACUM AND MR. GANZ.

IT IS SO NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING.

DENNIS: IT'S OUR PLEASURE.

MITCH: OH NO, NO, NO, NO, THE PLEASURE IS ALL OURS.

FRANK: WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?

MITCH: THIS IS ABOUT SCAMMING PEOPLE OUT OF

THEIR HARD-EARNED MONEY.

AMANDA: WE ARE UNITED STATES POSTAL INSPECTORS

AND YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR MAIL FRAUD.

FRANK: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.

MITCH: OH NO, NO, NO, WE WOULDN'T KID OUR GUESTS OF

HONOR.

DENNIS: DOES THAT MEAN WE DON'T GET THE AWARD?

I DON'T...WAIT, I DON'T GET IT.

VERONICA: THANK YOU.

HEY, DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE?

PRESTON: YEAH, SURE.

CREW: SHH.

VERONICA: SORRY.

PRESTON: HERE, LET'S GO OVER HERE.

VERONICA: OKAY.

PRESTON: WHAT'S UP?

VERONICA: OKAY, SO I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO YOU

REALLY QUICKLY.

KELLY: VICTORIA!

HI.

VERONICA: HI.

KELLY: HOW ARE YOU?

VERONICA: HEY, GOOD.

KELLY: SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.

VERONICA: YOU TOO, WOW, HI...

PRESTON: HEY KELLY, WOULD YOU MIND?

COULD YOU GIVE US A MINUTE PLEASE?

KELLY: OH, UM...YEAH, YEAH, SURE.

PRESTON: THANK YOU.

VERONICA: THANKS.

PRESTON: YEAH.

VERONICA: LOOK, WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR A REALLY LONG

TIME SO I'M JUST GONNA SAY THIS.

IT REALLY BUMMED ME OUT WHEN YOU BLEW ME OFF.

YOU'VE JUST BEEN SO WEIRD SINCE THIS WHOLE MOVIE

THING STARTED AND THAT'S NOT YOU AND ME.

IT'S JUST NOT HOW WE TREAT EACH OTHER.

PRESTON: I KNOW.

LOOK, I PROMISE YOU IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU,

I'M JUST GOING THROUGH SOME PERSONAL STUFF RIGHT

NOW.

VERONICA: WELL DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT?

PRESTON: YEAH, I DO, AT SOME POINT, JUST...JUST

NOT RIGHT NOW.

VERONICA: OKAY.

I'M ALWAYS HERE FOR YOU PRES.

PRESTON: I KNOW.

AND I'M REALLY SORRY THAT I WASN'T THERE FOR YOU.

VERONICA: IT'S OKAY, YOU ARE NOW.

KELLY: I KNOW THAT SOME PEOPLE THINK THAT I

ACT LIKE A DIVA, BUT THEY DON'T KNOW HOW HARD IT IS.

DO YOU THINK I ACT LIKE A JERK?

PRESTON: HONESTLY?

YEAH I DO.

KELLY: OH?

PRESTON: SOMETIMES, ONLY SOMETIMES.

KELLY: WELL IT'S JUST...IT'S A LOT OF

PRESSURE.

YOU KNOW, I HAVE ALL THESE PEOPLE DEPENDING ON ME.

PRESTON: YEAH, WELL MAYBE YOU NEED TO LOOK AT IT

DIFFERENTLY, YOU KNOW?

SEE IT AS AN OPPORTUNITY.

KELLY: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

PRESTON: WELL THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE IN THIS

WORLD THAT HAVE IT A LOT TOUGHER THAN YOU.

THEY'VE GOT TO WORK REALLY HARD TO OVERCOME HUGE

OBSTACLES IN THEIR LIVES.

BUT YOU, YOU'RE LUCKY.

YOU KNOW, YOU CAN HELP THOSE PEOPLE FORGET ABOUT

THOSE WORRIES, EVEN IF IT'S ONLY FOR A COUPLE

MINUTES.

KELLY: I KNOW YOU'RE RIGHT, AND I SEE THE WAY

THAT YOU DEAL WITH YOUR CHALLENGES AND HOW YOU ARE

WITH PEOPLE.

I REALLY RESPECT IT.

I'VE ACTUALLY LEARNED A LOT FROM YOU THIS WEEK.

I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS.

NOAH: HEY GUYS.

PRESTON: HEY.

YOU REMEMBER NOAH, RIGHT?

KELLY: SURE, YOU'RE THAT EXTRA THAT'S BEEN BUGGING

THE DIRECTOR THE ENTIRE SHOOT.

NOAH: UH...I GUESS SO.

WHY?

KELLY: YOU'RE FIRED.

NOAH: REALLY?

KELLY: MMM HMM.

I'M JUST KIDDING.

SEE, I'M A QUICK LEARNER.

PRESTON: DUDE, SHE'S KIDDING.

AMANDA: THROUGHOUT THE

YEAR, ESPECIALLY DURING

THE HOLIDAYS, AFTER A NATURAL DISASTER OR

TRAGIC EVENT, LEGITIMATE CHARITIES ASK FOR

CONTRIBUTIONS TO A GOOD CAUSE.

HOWEVER, SCAMMERS TOO OFTEN USE SUCH CRISES AS

AN OPPORTUNITY TO STEAL MONEY INTENDED FOR THOSE

PEOPLE IN NEED.

GUY: HERE ARE SOME PREVENTION TIPS TO THINK

ABOUT BEFORE YOU DONATE.

DON'T GIVE CASH.

MAKE CHECKS PAYABLE TO THE ORGANIZATION, NEVER TO AN

INDIVIDUAL.

DON'T FEEL PRESSURE TO GIVE MONEY ON THE SPOT.

LOOK AT THE NAME OF THE CHARITY CAREFULLY SINCE

SOME HAVE VERY SIMILAR NAMES.

ASK THEM TO PROVIDE DETAILED WRITTEN

INFORMATION ABOUT ITS PROGRAM AND FINANCES.

BY USING THESE TIPS AND BEING SMART YOU CAN MAKE

SURE YOUR MONEY GOES TO THE PEOPLE IN NEED, NOT

THE SCAMMERS' POCKETS.

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