Original subtitles

MS. SHIPLEY: I INHERITED

MY FATHER'S COMPANY,

SPECIALTY CHOCOLATES, AFTER HE PASSED.

THE COMPANY WAS IN A PRETTY DEEP FINANCIAL HOLE

WHEN I TOOK OVER; LARGELY FROM UNPAID INVOICES FROM

VARIOUS STORES AND DISTRIBUTORS.

AMANDA: SO WHAT HAPPENED?

MS. SHIPLEY: I WAS CONTACTED BY A MAN NAMED

IAN GAFFNEY.

HE SAID HE COULD GET OUR OUTSTANDING BALANCES PAID

SO I JUMPED ON IT.

AMANDA: I'M ASSUMING HE CONTACTED YOU RIGHT AFTER

YOUR FATHER'S DEATH?

MS. SHIPLEY: THAT'S RIGHT, HOW DID YOU KNOW?

MITCH: WELL I'M SURE HE SAW YOUR FATHER'S

OBITUARY, DID A LITTLE RESEARCH AND TARGETED YOU

AS A POSSIBLE MARK.

MS. SHIPLEY: HE SEEMED COMPLETELY LEGITIMATE.

AMANDA: APPARENTLY MR. GAFFNEY IS RUNNING A PHONY

DEBT COLLECTION AGENCY.

HE MOST LIKELY RECOVERED THE MONEY THAT WAS OWED TO

YOU AND KEPT IT FOR HIMSELF.

MITCH: THAT'S A CLEAR CASE OF MAIL FRAUD MA'AM.

AMANDA: WE HAVE A FEW OPEN CASES VERY SIMILAR TO

YOURS.

MITCH, WHY DON'T YOU PULL THOSE FILES, SEE IF WE CAN

FIND ANY CONNECTED PATTERNS.

MITCH: YEAH, COPY THAT.

AND I WILL RUN THE NAME "GAFFNEY" AND SEE IF HE

HAS ANY PRIORS.

AMANDA: MS. SHIPLEY, WE'LL DO EVERYTHING WE CAN TO

FIND THIS IAN GAFFNEY AND PUT HIM OUT OF BUSINESS

FOR GOOD.

PRESTON: I'M PRESTON WAINWRIGHT AND THIS IS MY

MOM AMANDA.

SHE'S A UNITED STATES POSTAL INSPECTOR WHICH

MEANS SHE SOLVES ANY CRIME THAT USES THE MAIL.

MY DAD WAS AN INSPECTOR TOO, ONE OF THE BEST,

UNTIL I LOST HIM AND THE USE OF MY LEGS IN A CAR

ACCIDENT.

NOW I'M FOLLOWING MY OWN DREAM WITH AN INTERNSHIP

IN THE CRIME LAB AND THE HELP OF MY BEST FRIENDS.

TOGETHER WE ARE THE INSPECTORS.

NOAH: IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN; THE ANNUAL

UNIVERSITY TALENT SHOW.

WE SHOULD ENTER IT THIS YEAR.

THE PRIZE IS $1,500 DOLLARS!

PRESTON: YEAH, IF WE WIN.

NOAH: DUDE, THAT'S ENOUGH MONEY FOR ME TO UPGRADE MY

SOUND SYSTEM.

PRESTON: EH, I MEAN I GUESS I NEED A NEW LAPTOP.

VERONICA: I COULD GET MY PARENTS A WEEKEND AWAY.

PRESTON: OH, WAY TO MAKE US LOOK SELFISH V.

VERONICA: NO, I JUST WANT THE HOUSE TO MYSELF FOR A

FEW DAYS.

PRESTON: WAIT, WAIT, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THIS LIKE

WE'RE ACTUALLY GONNA DO IT.

NOAH: I COULD DANCE.

VERONICA: I COULD SING.

NOAH: AND YOU COULD RAP.

PRESTON: I DON'T KNOW MAN.

NOAH: DUDE, WE HAVE A GOOD CHANCE OF WINNING.

VERONICA: WELL WHAT WOULD WE CALL OURSELVES?

BOBBY: HOW ABOUT THE THREE LOSERS!

JUST KIDDING.

BOBBY DUCHEY.

NOAH: BOBBY DUCHEY?

YOU WON THE TALENT SHOW LAST YEAR.

BOBBY: ACTUALLY THE LAST TWO YEARS BUT WHO'S

COUNTING.

PRESTON: APPARENTLY YOU ARE.

BOBBY: WELL WHAT CAN I SAY?

AND I PLAN ON WINNING IT AGAIN THIS YEAR.

VERONICA: WELL YOU CERTAINLY AREN'T LACKING

IN THE CONFIDENCE DEPARTMENT.

BOBBY: JUST TRYING TO SAVE YOU ALL FROM EMBARRASSING

YOURSELVES, LIKE THAT GUY.

HEY SPELLMAN!

SPELLMAN: I'M SO SORRY, I'LL GET YOU ANOTHER ONE.

BOBBY: TELL THESE ROOKIES HOW YOU FARED IN THE

TALENT SHOW LAST YEAR.

SPELLMAN: IT WAS PRETTY ROUGH, BUT I'VE BEEN

WORKING ON MY ACT ALL YEAR AND I THINK I'M GONNA WIN

THIS TIME.

BOBBY: IN YOUR DREAMS SPELLMAN, BUZZ OFF.

UNLESS YOU'VE GOT A GREAT ACT, I'D SKIP THE TALEN

SHOW AND SAVE FACE.

SEE YOU AROUND.

VERONICA: WHAT WAS THAT?

PRESTON: I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'M IN.

I WANNA TAKE THAT DUDE DOWN.

NOAH: YEAH, ME TOO.

HEY, WE SHOULD CALL OURSELVES "THE ROOKIES."

VERONICA: HUH, I KIND OF LIKE THAT.

ROOKIES?

NOAH: ROOKIES.

PRESTON: ROOKIES.

MITCH: IAN GAFFNEY HAS BEEN ASSOCIATED WITH

SEVERAL DEBT COLLECTING COMPANIES, ALL OF WHICH

ARE NOW CLOSED AND HAVE CLAIMS PENDING AGAINST

THEM.

AMANDA: BUT EPSILON DEBT SOLUTIONS IS CLOSED TOO.

MITCH: WELL HE HAS NO ARRESTS OR CONVICTIONS SO

THE GUY DEFINITELY KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING.

AMANDA: WHICH IS WHY WE CAN'T CHASE HIM, WE HAVE

TO MAKE HIM CHASE US.

MITCH: ON THAT NOTE, THIS FAKE OBITUARY IS READY TO

GO TO PRESS.

OUR PHONY DECEASED HUSBAND, MR. RONALD

RIVERSON, LEFT AN OFFICE SUPPLY STORE TO HIS WIDOW,

MIRIAM.

AND THAT WOULD BE YOU.

AMANDA: I AM SO NOT A MIRIAM.

MITCH: OH BUT YOU ARE UNTIL WE REEL IN GAFFNEY.

HERE'S YOUR NEW OFFICE LINE.

AMANDA: IS THE RIVERSON OFFICE SUPPLY WEBSITE UP

AND RUNNING?

MITCH: YEAH, WENT ACTIVE LAST NIGHT.

AMANDA: GREAT.

I SEE MY FAKE HUSBAND LEFT ME A COMPANY WITH A LOT OF

FAKE DEBT.

MITCH: WELL, LET'S HOPE IT SEEMS REAL ENOUGH TO

GAFFNEY TO BRING HIM IN.

AMANDA: LET'S HOPE.

♪ MUSIC♪

VERONICA: OKAY STOP, STOP, HOLD ON.

OKAY, WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO WHILE YOU'RE DOING

THAT, CHECK OUR EMAILS?

PEOPLE ARE GOING TO WANT TO HEAR ME SINGING.

NOAH: OH REALLY?

VERONICA: UH YES, IT'S THE GLUE THAT HOLDS THIS ACT

TOGETHER.

PRESTON: OH, YOU'RE THE GLUE?

VERONICA: WELL YEAH.

MY SONG IS THE THROW LINE THAT THE AUDIENCE NEEDS.

NOAH: LOOK, MY DANCE IS CHOREOGRAPHED DOWN TO THE

SPLIT SECOND.

MAYBE PRESTON COULD CUT SOME OF HIS STUFF.

PRESTON: I'M BARELY IN IT AS IS THANKS TO VERONICA.

VERONICA: OH, SO NOW I'M THE BAD GUY!

YOU KNOW WHAT, I REALLY CANNOT WORK LIKE THIS.

PRESTON: HOLD ON, HOLD ON!

WHY DON'T WE EACH CUT A LITTLE BIT OF OUR PARTS?

VERONICA: OKAY.

I'M WILLING TO TRY THAT.

NOAH: GUESS I AM TOO.

PRESTON: GOOD.

NOW, FROM THE TOP.

♪ MUSIC♪

AMANDA: OH, SOMEONE'S CALLING RIVERSON OFFICE

SUPPLY.

MITCH: AH, LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ON MIRIAM.

AMANDA: RIVERSON OFFICE SUPPLY, MIRIAM RIVERSON

SPEAKING.

WELL, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A VERY COMPREHENSIVE

APPROACH MR. GAFFNEY.

GAFFNEY: PLEASE, CALL ME IAN.

MRS. RIVERSON, I HAVE NO DOUBT THAT YOUR COMPANY

WILL BENEFIT GREATLY FROM WORKING WITH TRI-COUNTY

CREDIT RESOURCES.

AMANDA: OKAY IAN.

WHY DON'T YOU GET THAT CONTRACT OVER TO ME AND I

WILL HAVE IT BACK TO YOU ASAP.

GAFFNEY: WILL DO.

AMANDA: IN THE MEANTIME, THERE WAS A MAJOR INVOICE

THAT I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO TRY TO COLLECT ON RIGHT

AWAY.

WE HAVE A CUSTOMER, CALLAHAN DISTRIBUTION,

THAT HAS AN OUTSTANDING BALANCE OF A LITTLE OVER

$100,000 DOLLARS.

GAFFNEY: WOW, OKAY, I'D LOVE TO PROVE OUR WORTH ON

A BIG FISH LIKE THAT.

JUST SEND ME THE INVOICES AND THE CONTACT

INFORMATION, I'LL GET RIGHT ON IT.

I GUARANTEE WE'LL GET YOU THE MONEY THAT YOU'RE

OWED.

AMANDA: SIMPLE AS THAT HUH?

GAFFNEY: SIMPLE AS THAT.

THAT'S WHAT WE DO.

I'LL GET THAT CONTRACT TO YOU RIGHT AWAY.

AMANDA: OKAY, THANK YOU IAN.

MR. GAFFNEY IS NOW OPERATING AS TRI-COUNTY

CREDIT RESOURCES.

MITCH: WELL IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE SET THE HOOK.

AMANDA: YOU'RE UP.

MITCH: SIT BACK AND WATCH ME WORK MY MAGIC, MIRIAM.

NOAH: I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT!

YOU'RE TOTALLY SQUASHING MY CREATIVITY!

VERONICA: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

NOAH: EVERY TIME I GET COOKING YOU SHUT ME DOWN!

VERONICA: I SHUT YOU DOWN?

LOOK WHO'S TALKING!

PRESTON: GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, CALM DOWN.

NOAH: I'LL CALM DOWN WHEN SHE STOPS HOGGING THE

SPOTLIGHT!

VERONICA: AT LEAST I HAVE SOMETHING WORTH HAVING THE

SPOTLIGHT WITH!

PRESTON: OOH.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WHERE YOU GOING?

NOAH: CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS DUDE.

I'M GOING SOLO.

PRESTON: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

VERONICA: IF HE CAN DO IT, SO CAN I.

PRESTON: HEY COME ON GUYS!

WE CAN FIGURE THIS OUT.

NO BUSINESS LIKE SHOW BUSINESS.

[PRESTON RAPPING UNDER HIS BREATH]

GEORGIA: WHAT ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE?

PRESTON: I'M JUST DOING A LITTLE RESEARCH FOR MY

MOM'S CASE.

GEORGIA: NO, I MEAN WERE YOU JUST RAPPING?

PRESTON: UH...YEAH.

IT'S JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING I'M WORKING ON

WITH MY FRIENDS FOR THE TALENT SHOW.

I HAVE TO DO IT SOLO NOW.

GEORGIA: SO YOUR FRIENDS BACKED OUT ON YOU?

PRESTON: NOT EXACTLY.

WE COULDN'T REALLY COME TOGETHER CREATIVELY SO

WE'RE JUST GONNA DO OUR ACTS SEPARATELY.

GEORGIA: MAYBE THAT'S A GOOD THING.

PRESTON: YEAH I GUESS.

JUST...I DON'T REALLY WANT TO BE UP ON STAGE

PERFORMING ALONE, YOU KNOW.

GEORGIA: WHY DON'T YOU CHECK BACK IN WITH THEM?

THEY COULD BE FEELING THE EXACT SAME WAY.

PRESTON: YEAH, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

GEORGIA: BUT IN THE MEANTIME, CAN I GET A

COUPLE OF LYRICS FROM M.C. PRES-DOGG?

PRESTON: NO...YOU REALLY WANNA HEAR IT?

GEORGIA: I REALLY WANT TO.

PRESTON: ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A

LITTLE TASTE.

GEORGIA: JUST A LITTLE BIT.

PRESTON: JUST A LITTLE, TINY TASTE.

ALRIGHT: "WHEN I'M TALKING OUT OF SYNC KNOW IT'S YOU

THAT I'M MISSIN', YOU CALL ME OUT A THOUSAND TIMES I

WOULDN'T LISTEN.

SHE'S THE ONE, THAT'S WHAT I SAID WHEN I MET HER;

GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE AND WE CAN MAKE IT

BETTER."

GEORGIA: OH...YES.

GAFFNEY: MR. CALLAHAN, ACCORDING TO MY RECORDS

CALLAHAN DISTRIBUTION IS EIGHT MONTHS BEHIND IN

PAYMENTS.

MITCH: WELL, UM...I'VE BEEN DOING BUSINESS WITH MR.

RIVERSON FOR YEARS.

GAFFNEY: WELL THE COMPANY IS UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT

NOW AND YOU OWE RIVERSON SUPPLY A LOT OF MONEY.

I'D HATE TO GET THE LAWYERS INVOLVED.

MITCH: I'D RATHER NOT DEAL WITH LAWYERS.

GAFFNEY: YEAH, I'M SURE YOU WOULDN'T.

MITCH: LOOK, CAN YOU FLOAT ME A MONTH?

GAFFNEY: LISTEN, I'M A DEBT COLLECTOR, I'M NOT A

PHILANTHROPIST.

I CAN ONLY GIVE YOU A DAY AND THEN I'M GONNA HAVE TO

ACT.

DO YOURSELF A FAVOR, GET THIS DEBT PAID.

MITCH: MR. GAFFNEY PLAYS HARDBALL.

AMANDA: LET'S SEE IF WE CAN THROW HIM OUT

STEALING.

VERONICA [SINGING]: I KNOW I THOUGHT THAT I COULD DO

THIS WITHOUT YOU.

BUT WE MAKE IT BETTER...

PRESTON: HEY.

VERONICA: HEY.

PRESTON: YOU SOUND AMAZING.

VERONICA: THANKS.

BUT I'M STILL STUCK ON THIS ONE PART.

PRESTON: WELL, YOU WANT SOME HELP?

VERONICA: YEAH, SURE.

PRESTON: PLAY IT AGAIN.

VERONICA: OKAY.

VERONICA [SINGING]: I KNOW I THOUGHT THAT I COULD DO

THIS WITHOUT YOU.

BUT WE MAKE IT BETTER, YEAH WE MAKE IT BETTER...

♪ MUSIC♪

PRESTON: HEY.

WE'RE PUTTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER, YOU IN?

NOAH: ROOKIES.

MITCH: YEAH, MICHAEL CALLAHAN.

GAFFNEY: MIKE, IAN GAFFNEY.

GIVE ME SOME GOOD NEWS BUDDY.

MITCH: YEAH, LOOK, UM...I'M GONNA NEED MORE TIME.

GAFFNEY: NO CAN DO.

LOOK, THIS IS GONNA GET UGLY REAL FAST IF I TURN

THIS OVER TO LEGAL.

THEY'LL HAVE YOUR HOUSE AT AUCTION WITHIN A MONTH.

MITCH: IF YOU WANT SOME MONEY YOU GOTTA CUT ME A

BREAK HERE.

GAFFNEY: ALRIGHT.

TELL YOU WHAT I'M GONNA DO.

THIS IS NOT AN OFFER, THIS IS THE DEAL.

YOU GIVE ME 70 PERCENT RIGHT NOW, I'LL CLOSE THIS

FILE TODAY.

MITCH: 70 PERCENT?

GAFFNEY: THAT'S RIGHT.

SEND ME A CASHIER'S CHECK FOR $70,000 DOLLARS AND

WE'RE GOOD TO GO.

MITCH: ALRIGHT, YOU GOT A DEAL.

WHAT'S THE ADDRESS?

GAFFNEY: IT'S P.O. BOX...

MITCH: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, I AM NOT

COMFORTABLE SENDING THAT KIND OF MONEY TO A P.O. BOX.

YOU GOTTA GIVE ME A DELIVERABLE ADDRESS AND

I'LL SEND IT TO YOU EXPRESS MAIL.

GAFFNEY: ALRIGHT, YOU HAVE A PEN?

MITCH: YEAH, YEAH.

GAFFNEY: 77 DAIRY RUN, WASHINGTON D.C., 20485.

MITCH: OKAY, WELL I WILL SEND THIS OFF TO YOU RIGHT

AWAY.

AMANDA: GOT HIM?

MITCH: HOOK, LINE AND SINKER.

PRESTON: SO HERE ARE THE SURVEILLANCE

PHOTOS YOU HAD TAKEN OF IAN GAFFNEY.

AMANDA: HE'S DEFINITELY DOING BUSINESS OUT OF THE

ADDRESS HE GAVE YOU MITCH.

MITCH: AND NOW THAT WE HAVE HIM LINKED TO THESE

OTHER COLLECTION FRAUDS WE CAN PICK HIM UP ONCE THE

WARRANT COMES IN.

AMANDA: WHICH I HOPE IS SOON.

WE NEED TO ACT FAST ON THIS GUY.

DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE PRESTON?

PRESTON: YEAH.

LOOKS LIKE HE IS A BIG SPENDER.

AMANDA: BEACH HOUSE, BOATS, LIKES HIS TOYS.

MITCH: MR. GAFFNEY IS LIVING HIGH ON THE HOG.

AMANDA: GREAT, HERE'S OUR WARRANT.

NOT A MOMENT TOO SOON.

MITCH: WELL, LET'S GO MAKE A PAYMENT TO OUR FRIENDLY

NEIGHBORHOOD DEBT COLLECTOR.

MAN: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE FIFTH

ANNUAL UNIVERSITY TALEN SHOW.

[CLAPPING]

MAN: WITHOUT FURTHER ADIEU, OUR TWO-TIME DEFENDING

CHAMPION, BOBBY DUCHEY.

BOBBY: HOW'S EVERYBODY DOING OUT THERE?

FEELING GOOD?

WE GOT ANY LOVERS IN THE AUDIENCE TONIGHT?

OH YEAH, THOUGHT SO, I CAN FEEL THE GLOW.

WELL THIS NEXT SONG GOES OUT TO ALL YOU LUCKY

LITTLE LOVERS.

AND I'D LIKE TO MAKE A SPECIAL DEDICATION TO A

CERTAIN GAL WHO'S IN THE AUDIENCE TONIGHT.

I'M NOT GONNA SAY HER NAME, BUT SHE KNOWS WHO

SHE IS.

BOBBY [SINGING]: IN THE CONCRETE JUNGLE, HE'S THE

NUMBER ONE CAT.

HIS LIFE'S NEVER A STRUGGLE.

HE SPENDS HIS DAYS GETTING FAT.

WELL, THAT TIGER AINT LAZY.

I'M TELLING YOU, THAT'S A FACT.

BUT HE'S A LITTLE BIT CRAZY.

HE'S THE NUMBER ONE CAT!

[CLAPPING]

[DOOR KNOCKING]

GAFFNEY: COME IN.

HI, MAY I HELP YOU?

MITCH: YEAH, I HAVE A DELIVERY FOR IAN GAFFNEY.

GAFFNEY: SORRY, WHO ARE YOU?

MITCH: MICHAEL CALLAHAN.

CALLAHAN DISTRIBUTION.

GAFFNEY: OH HEY MIKE.

GRAB ME THE RICHARDSON FILE WILL YOU PLEASE?

THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA MAIL ME THAT CHECK.

MITCH: YEAH, WELL I HAPPENED TO BE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

COINCIDENTALLY I RAN INTO ONE OF YOUR OTHER CLIENTS

OUTSIDE, A MIRIAM RIVERSON.

AMANDA: HELLO IAN.

GAFFNEY: MRS. RIVERSON.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

AMANDA: I JUST CAME BY TO GET MY MONEY.

GAFFNEY: HERE YOU GO.

AMANDA: WHY THANK YOU.

NOW HOW ABOUT MELISSA SHIPLEY'S MONEY?

OR THE MONEY THAT YOUR PHONY DEBT COLLECTION

AGENCY SWINDLED FROM HUNDREDS OF OTHER BUSINESS

OWNERS?

GAFFNEY: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

MITCH: WE'RE U.S. POSTAL INSPECTORS.

AND IT'S NOT A CHECK IN THAT ENVELOPE, IT'S A

WARRANT.

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR MAIL FRAUD.

IT'LL BE PRETTY GOOD FOR ABOUT 20 YEARS IN A

FEDERAL PENITENTIARY.

SPELLMAN: NOW SIR, YOU'VE CHOSEN A CARD, CORRECT?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHANGE YOUR CARD?

MAN: SPEAK UP, WE CAN'T HEAR YOU!

SPELLMAN: WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHANGE YOUR CARD?

MAN: NOPE, I'M GOOD.

SPELLMAN: OKAY...I MEAN VERY WELL.

PLEASE PLACE YOUR CARD BACK IN THE DECK.

AND NOW MAFISTO, THE AMAZING PSYCHIC RABBIT,

WILL CHOOSE HIS CARD FROM THE DECK LAID OUT BEFORE

HIM.

MAFISTO, WORK YOUR MAGIC!

MAFISTO OCCASIONALLY GETS STAGE FRIGHT SO JUST BEAR

WITH US.

SPELLMAN: MAFISTO HAS PICKED THE CARD.

SIR, WHAT WAS YOUR CARD?

MAN: THE KING OF HEARTS.

SPELLMAN: KING OF HEARTS, YOU'RE SURE?

MAN: YEP, I'M SURE.

SPELLMAN: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LOW AND BEHOLD

THE KING OF HEARTS!

[CLAPPING]

MAN: THE ROOKIES!

[CLAPPING]

VERONICA [SINGING]: I KNOW I THOUGHT THAT I COULD DO

THIS WITHOUT YOU.

BUT WE MAKE IT BETTER, YEAH WE MAKE IT BETTER.

PESTON [RAPPING]: IT USED TO BE US, BUT NOW IT'S JUST ME.

I NEED YOU BACK, GIRL, SO DESPERATELY.

YOU SEE, THIS THING, HERE, IT DON'T WORK BY MYSELF.

I WANT YOU IN MY CORNER, BABY, NOBODY ELSE.

WHEN I'M TALKIN' OUT OF SYNC, KNOW IT'S YOU

THAT I'M MISSIN'.

YOU CALLED ME OUT A THOUSAND TIMES, I WOULDN'T LISTEN.

"SHE'S THE ONE," THAT'S WHAT I SAID WHEN I MET HER.

GIMME ONE MORE CHANCE, WE CAN MAKE IT BETTER.

VERONICA [SINGING]: BACK THEN I THOUGHT THAT I COULD

DO THIS WITHOUT YOU.

BUT WE MAKE IT BETTER, YEAH WE MAKE IT BETTER.

YOU KNOW I TRIED BUT THINGS JUST SEEMED TO GET HARDER.

BUT WE MAKE IT BETTER, YEAH WE MAKE IT BETTER.

[CLAPPING]

MAN: AND NOW, THE MOMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.

THE WINNER OF THE FIFTH ANNUAL UNIVERSITY TALENT

SHOW AND THE $1,500 DOLLAR GRAND PRIZE IS...

ERIC SPELLMAN AND MAFISTO THE AMAZING PSYCHIC

RABBIT!

[CLAPPING]

BOBBY: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME, THEY

PICKED A RODENT OVER ME.

PRESTON: WELL TECHNICALLY A RABBIT IS NOT A RODENT,

IT'S A LAGOMORPH.

BOBBY: A LAGOMORPH?

HEY, HOW ABOUT WE GO CATCH A MOVIE SOMETIME?

VERONICA: OH YOU KNOW ACTUALLY WE ARE TOGETHER.

WE'RE TOGETHER.

BOBBY: I'M OUT OF HERE.

VERONICA: THANKS.

PRESTON: YEAH.

NOAH: TOUGH LOSS TEAM.

BUT I THINK WE SHOULD START WORKING ON OUR ACT

FOR NEXT YEAR RIGHT AWAY.

AND I KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO MAKE IT BETTER.

PRESTON: YEAH, MORE RAPPING.

WHAT?

THE AUDIENCE RESPONDED TO THE RAPPING.

NOAH: YEAH, IF YOU CALL FALLING ASLEEP

"RESPONDING."

PRESTON: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

VERONICA: BOYS, WE HAVE PLENTY OF TIME, WE'LL GET

IT NEXT YEAR.

ROOKIES ON THREE?

ONE, TWO, THREE, ROOKIES.

AMANDA: POSTAL INSPECTORS

INVESTIGATE ANY CRIME IN

WHICH THE U.S. MAIL IS USED TO FURTHER A SCHEME;

WHETHER IT ORIGINATED BY MAIL, PHONE OR THE INTERNET.

AND ONE OF THE MOST COMMON IS THE SWEEPSTAKES SCAM.

GUY: IT HAPPENS LIKE THIS: YOU RECEIVE AN OFFER BY

MAIL TO ENTER A SWEEPSTAKES.

YOU COULD WIN A COMPUTER, A CAR, A VACATION OR LOTS

OF MONEY.

IN A LEGITIMATE SWEEPSTAKES YOU HAVE AN

EQUAL CHANCE OF WINNING, BUT IN A SCAM FIRST YOU

NEED TO PAY A PROCESSING OR INSURANCE FEE OR MAKE A

SMALL PURCHASE TO INCREASE YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING.

REMEMBER, IN A LEGITIMATE SWEEPSTAKES YOU NEVER HAVE

TO PAY A FEE OR PURCHASE AN ITEM TO ENTER; IT'S THE

LAW.

WHEN YOU PAY TO PLAY YOU LOSE.

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