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PRESTON: I'M PRESTON

WAINWRIGHT AND THIS IS

MY MOM AMANDA.

SHE'S A UNITED STATES POSTAL INSPECTOR WHICH

MEANS SHE SOLVES ANY CRIME THAT USES THE MAIL.

MY DAD WAS AN INSPECTOR TOO, ONE OF THE BEST,

UNTIL I LOST HIM AND THE USE OF MY LEGS IN A CAR

ACCIDENT.

NOW I'M FOLLOWING MY OWN DREAM WITH AN INTERNSHIP

IN THE CRIME LAB AND THE HELP OF MY BEST FRIENDS.

TOGETHER WE ARE THE INSPECTORS.

AMANDA: HELLO, AND WELCOME TO THE SET OF THE

INSPECTORS.

I'M JESSICA LUNDY AND I PLAY INSPECTOR AMANDA

WAINWRIGHT.

ONE OF THE GOALS OF OUR SHOW IS TO EDUCATE VIEWERS

ABOUT THE DIFFERENT SCAMS OUT THERE THAT CAN HAVE A

DEVASTATING IMPACT ON VICTIMS.

SO WHEN YOU RECEIVE UNSOLICITED MAIL TRYING TO

SELL YOU SOMETHING, MAKE SURE YOU DO YOUR RESEARCH

BEFORE BUYING.

AS YOU'LL SEE IN THIS NEXT EPISODE, AN OLD FAMILY

FRIEND OF THE WAINWRIGHTS GETS SCAMMED THROUGH THE

MAIL BY A FAKE PSYCHIC, AND NO ONE SAW IT COMING.

HERE IS THE LONGSHOT.

DAVID: COME ON, TWO MORE JABS AND A HOOK.

THAT'S IT.

GIVE ME ANOTHER HOOK.

AMANDA: NO, NO, ENOUGH.

DAVID: ALRIGHT, DROP, GIVE ME 10.

AMANDA: I THINK YOU MEANT TAKE 10, 'CAUSE THAT'S

WHAT I'M DOING.

DAVID: ALRIGHT, FINE, BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW YOUR SON

WOULD'VE KEPT GOING.

AMANDA: WELL PRESTON IS USED TO THIS.

PLUS, HE'S 18, I'M...NOT.

YOU KNOW IT'S BEEN TWO YEARS SINCE MY LAST

DEFENSIVE TRAINING.

DAVID: THAT'S WHY WE'RE DOING THIS, I'M TRYING TO

GET YOU READY.

AMANDA: DON'T YOU HAVE SOMEONE ELSE TO TORTURE?

DAVID: NOT UNTIL NOON.

WHICH REMINDS ME, IF YOU KNOW ANYBODY WHO NEEDS A

TRAINER I NEED TO MAKE SOME EXTRA MONEY.

AMANDA: YEAH?

EVERYTHING OKAY?

DAVID: EVERYTHING'S FINE, JUST A LITTLE ROUGH PATCH.

AMANDA: DAVID?

WE'RE FAMILY, WHAT'S UP?

DAVID: IT'S MY WIFE.

AMANDA: OOH, THAT KIND OF ROUGH PATCH.

DAVID: NO, NO, NO, WE'RE GREAT.

I THINK WE LOST A BUNCH OF MONEY TO A PSYCHIC.

AMANDA: A PSYCHIC?

DAVID: MY WIFE IS INTO THIS WHOLE SPIRITUAL

ENLIGHTENMENT THING.

CRYSTALS, VORTEXES, THAT KIND OF STUFF.

SHE'S BEEN PUSHING ME TO GO TO THIS SEMINAR AND I

FINALLY SAID YES.

AMANDA: BECAUSE YOU'RE A GOOD HUSBAND.

DAVID: A GOOD HUSBAND WHO'S OUT $2,500 DOLLARS

EACH.

AMANDA: OHH...WHO WAS THIS PSYCHIC?

DAVID: DR. RENEE CARLSON.

SHE MAILED US SOME LITERATURE AND AN

INVITATION TO A SPECIAL 4-DAY RETREAT.

AMANDA: OH DAVID.

DAVID: SENT THE MONEY TO HER TWO MONTHS AGO AND

HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HER.

THE SEMINAR STARTS TOMORROW.

AMANDA: YOU DO REALIZE YOU'VE BEEN RIPPED OFF?

DAVID: YEAH, THAT OCCURRED TO ME.

AMANDA: LIKE I SAID, YOU'RE FAMILY.

AND BUSTING THESE KIND OF SCAMS IS WHAT I DO.

I'M GONNA LOOK INTO THIS.

AMANDA: HEY HONEY.

PRESTON: HEY MOM.

AMANDA: SORRY TO SAY, IT LOOKS LIKE DAVID HAS QUITE

A PROBLEM.

PRESTON: WHY, WHAT'S UP?

AMANDA: HE AND HIS WIFE GOT SCAMMED BY A REAL

SLICK PRO.

PRESTON: REALLY?

ARE THEY GONNA BE OKAY?

AMANDA: IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD BUT THEY LOST

QUITE A BIT OF MONEY.

I'M GONNA DO EVERYTHING I CAN TO HELP THEM OUT.

PRESTON: YOU OKAY?

AMANDA: YEAH, SURE.

PRESTON: YOU SURE?

AMANDA: YEAH, I'M FINE.

PRESTON: OKAY.

CATCH.

OKAY, MY FAMOUS TRIPLE-DECKER CLUB

SANDWICH IS NOW A SINGLE-DECKER.

AMANDA: OKAY, I ADMIT IT, I'M A LITTLE MORE OUT OF

SHAPE THAN I THOUGHT.

BUT DAVID REALLY WORKED ME OUT HARD.

HE HAS ME DOING THIS TAE KWON DO THING...

EH, MORE LIKE TAE KWON DON'T.

PRESTON: WELL LISTEN TO HIM, HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S

DOING.

HE HELPED ME SHAVE 2 MINUTES OFF MY MARATHON

TIME.

AMANDA: HUH...

PRESTON: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

AMANDA: NOTHING...JUST TAKING A BREAK.

PRESTON: YEAH, YOU CAN'T GET UP CAN YOU?

AMANDA: NO.

PRESTON: NO.

AMANDA: WE REALLY SHOULD PAINT THE CEILING.

NOAH: DUDE, YOU'RE LOOKING AT A RICH MAN.

PRESTON: I AM?

NOAH: THEY PICKED MY NAME TO SHOOT THE $50,000

DOLLAR HALF COURT SHOT AT NEXT FRIDAY'S GAME.

PRESTON: REALLY?

NOAH: YEAH.

WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF THAT?

ALL THE MONEY FROM MY JOB CAN NOW JUST BE FOR FUN.

PRESTON: OKAY, WELL FIRST OF ALL AWESOME THEY PICKED

YOUR NAME.

SECOND OF ALL, IT'S A SCHOLARSHIP NOT CASH, SO

YOUR JOB MONEY IS STILL YOUR JOB MONEY.

THIRD OF ALL, YOU WERE ALWAYS A REALLY BAD

OUTSIDE SHOOTER.

NOAH: WELL HEY, IT'S NOT LIKE I'M TRYING OUT FOR

THE TEAM.

I JUST HAVE TO HIT ONE SHOT.

ONE.

AND I HAVE A SECRET WEAPON.

PRESTON: WHAT'S THAT?

NOAH: YOU.

PRESTON: I'M YOUR SECRET WEAPON?

NOAH: YEAH.

YOU'RE A GREAT SHOOTER AND A GREAT COACH.

AND WE HAVE A WHOLE WEEK TO TRAIN.

PRESTON: ONE WEEK HUH?

WE BETTER GET STARTED.

NOAH: YEAH.

NOAH: THIS IS TOO CLOSE, WE'LL HAVE TO HIT IT FROM

HALF COURT.

WHY AM I STILL SHOOTING FROM HERE?

PRESTON: BABY STEPS MAN.

YOU GOT TO GET IN A RHYTHM HERE THEN WE'LL MOVE BACK.

PRESTON: TRY AGAIN.

PRESTON: USE YOUR LEGS, YOU CAN DO IT.

PRESTON: WHAT IS THAT THING?

NOAH: IT'S MY GOOD LUCK CHARM.

GOT IT FROM DAVID.

SAID HIS WIFE DIDN'T WANT IT ANYMORE.

SHE GOT IT FROM THIS DOCTOR PSYCHIC OR

SOMETHING.

IT MIGHT NOT WORK FOR HER BUT IT WORKS FOR ME.

LOOK, HOW DO YOU THINK I PASSED MY CALCULUS TEST

AND MADE THAT SHOT JUST NOW?

PRESTON: STUDYING AND PRACTICE SEEM LIKE A

BETTER BET TO ME.

LET'S SEE YOU MAKE ANOTHER ONE.

PRESTON: OKAY, OKAY.

NOAH: I TOLD YOU THIS THING WORKS.

THIS IS A START OF A BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP.

GEORGIA: DAVID'S PSYCHIC REALLY WENT OUT OF HER WAY

TO MAKE THESE LETTERS LOOK PERSONAL.

I MEAN THEY'RE EVEN HAND-SIGNED.

AMANDA: SHE PROBABLY PAID SOMEONE TO SIGN THEM.

THESE SIGNATURES ARE GONNA BE A DEAD END.

GEORGIA: YOU'RE RIGHT.

BUT IN HER ZEAL TO PERSONALIZE SHE USED A

STAMP.

COULD MEAN A LATENT FINGERPRINT.

AMANDA: PLUS THE POSTMARK AND THE BARCODE?

GEORGIA: A TREASURE TROVE OF INFORMATION.

PRESTON: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO FIND OUT IF THEY

GOT A FINGERPRINT?

GEORGIA: WELL THAT IS OUR NEXT TASK MR. PRESTON.

AMANDA: WE SHOULD KNOW SOMETHING LATER THIS

AFTERNOON.

GEORGIA: GOOD.

AMANDA: I WANT TO GET THIS SO-CALLED DOCTOR AS SOON

AS POSSIBLE.

SHE MESSED WITH FAMILY.

GEORGIA: UNDERSTOOD.

PRESTON: OKAY, HALF COURT SHOT, IT'S THE REAL DEAL.

PRESTON: OKAY, NOT BAD, A LITTLE SHORT.

YOUR ALIGNMENT IS GETTING BETTER.

REMEMBER, AIM FOR THE BACK OF THE RIM.

YOU MAKE THREE OF THESE IN A ROW, WE'RE GOING HOME.

NOAH: FINE.

PRESTON: OH!

YES.

OKAY.

PRESTON: LOOKS GOOD.

OH...

NOAH: THAT WOULD BE TWO!

PRESTON: ALRIGHT, NO PRESSURE.

NOAH: NO FEAR.

COUNTING...

PRESTON: OH!

YOU GOT IT!

YOU GOT IT!

HE GOT IT!

HE GOT IT!

NOAH: I TOLD YOU THIS THING WORKED.

PRESTON: HUH.

DAD: YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS GOTTA REMIND MYSELF THAT

EVERY CRIMINAL, EVEN THE SMART ONES,

ALWAYS LEAVE BEHIND ONE CLUE.

YOU FIND THAT CLUE, YOU FIND THE TRAIL.

PRESTON: WHAT, LIKE BREADCRUMBS?

DAD: YEAH, LIKE BREADCRUMBS.

YOU JUST GOTTA TRUST THAT THEY'RE GONNA LEAD YOU

HOME.

NOAH: WHAT?

PRESTON: NOTHING MAN, PROUD OF YOU.

AMANDA: THIRD TIME'S A CHARM.

OH...ISN'T THAT BOARD A LITTLE LOW?

PRESTON: NO, SEEMS FINE TO ME.

ALRIGHT MOM, YOU'RE A LITTLE WRISTY.

JUST LET IT GO, FOLLOW THROUGH.

AMANDA: OH I HATE THIS GAME.

LET'S PLAY CHESS.

PRESTON: OOH, MOM, YOU DO NOT WANT TO PLAY ME IN

CHESS.

AMANDA: I DO NOT WANT TO PLAY YOU IN CHESS.

PRESTON: ANY UPDATES ON DAVID'S CASE?

AMANDA: TURNS OUT DR. RENEE CARLSON TOOK

ADVANTAGE NOT ONLY OF DAVID BUT A WHOLE LOT OF

OTHER PEOPLE TOO.

PRESTON: ANY CHANCE HE SEES ANY OF HIS MONEY?

AMANDA: I'M NOT OPTIMISTIC.

I THINK THAT MONEY HAS BEEN LONG SPENT.

YOU KNOW....

PRESTON: SO WHAT TYPE OF EVIDENCE WOULD YOU NEED?

AMANDA: WELL, YOU KNOW, ONCE IT GOES THROUGH THE

MAIL IT'S OUR JURISDICTION.

BUT THOSE LETTERS JUST DON'T GIVE US ENOUGH

EVIDENCE TO FIND THIS PSYCHIC, WE NEED SOMETHING

ELSE.

PRESTON: SOMETHING LIKE?

AMANDA: SOMETHING LIKE SOMETHING SHE MAY HAVE

SENT HER VICTIMS.

OR...ENOUGH ABOUT WORK.

HEY, HOW'S NOAH DOING?

YOU THINK HE HAS A CHANCE?

PRESTON: I THINK HE HAS MORE THAN A CHANCE.

I THINK HE MIGHT HAVE THE EVIDENCE YOU NEED TO SOLVE

DAVID'S CASE.

AMANDA: HOW WOULD NOAH HAVE THE EVIDENCE?

PRESTON: WE MAY HAVE FOUND ONE OF DAD'S BREADCRUMBS.

GEORGIA: THIS TALISMAN WAS MADE IN TAIWAN BUT HAS A

U.S. DISTRIBUTOR.

AMANDA: IT STANDS TO REASON, SHE BOUGHT THEM IN

HUGE QUANTITIES.

GOOD.

I'LL CALL THE DISTRIBUTOR, GET A CUSTOMER LIST.

PRESTON, THIS WAS A GREAT CALL.

GEORGIA: YEAH.

PRESTON: ODDLY ENOUGH, IT'S REALLY BEEN WORKING

FOR NOAH.

I'M GONNA HAVE TO GIVE THAT BACK TO HIM.

AMANDA: SORRY, THAT CAN'T HAPPEN, IT'S EVIDENCE NOW.

PRESTON: OOH, HE'S NOT GONNA LIKE THAT.

PRESTON: AT LEAST YOU TRIED.

NOAH: I WAS CLOSE WASN'T I?

PRESTON: YEAH, YOU ONLY MISSED BY ABOUT 5 FEET.

VERONICA: MORE LIKE 10 FEET.

NOAH: I SUPPOSE THERE'S A LESSON TO BE LEARNED HERE?

PRESTON: DON'T COUNT YOUR CHICKENS BEFORE THEY'RE

HATCHED?

VERONICA: DON'T PUT ALL YOUR EGGS IN ONE BASKET?

PRESTON: NO SUCH THING AS A FREE LUNCH.

NOAH: CHICKEN, EGGS, LUNCH?

IS ANYONE ELSE HUNGRY?

PRESTON: AND HE'S BACK.

NOAH: I HOPE THAT CHEERLEADER RECOVERS.

PRESTON: YOU SHOULD SEND HER A CARD.

AMANDA: WE CONTACTED THE DISTRIBUTOR OF THE GOOD

LUCK CHARMS AND FOUND THREE BUYERS WHO BOUGHT

THEM IN BULK.

WHEN WE CHECKED THEIR BANKING RECORDS WE WERE

ABLE TO LINK THIS WOMAN TO THE CRIME.

DAVID: THAT'S DR. RENEE CARLSON, THE PSYCHIC?

AMANDA: ACTUALLY IT'S DEBBIE SIMCO, THE SUSPECT.

MITCH: YEAH, SHE'S NOT MUCH OF A PSYCHIC; DIDN'T

SEE US COMING.

OW....

SHE'S BEEN INVESTIGATED FOR THIS BEFORE BUT

MANAGED TO SLIP THROUGH THE LEGAL SYSTEM ON A

TECHNICALITY.

THANKS TO YOU WE GOT HER.

DAVID: HOW?

AMANDA: WE USED AN ADMINISTRATIVE TOOL THAT

NO OTHER LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY HAS.

A MAIL STOP.

IT'S A TEMPORARY RESTRAINING ORDER THAT

ALLOWS US TO KEEP MAIL FROM GOING TO OR FROM THE

SCAMMER.

WITH NO SOLICITATIONS GOING OUT, NO MONEY COMING

IN, WE ESSENTIALLY PUT THEM OUT OF BUSINESS.

MITCH: THEN WE PUT THE CRIMINAL CASE TOGETHER AND

HERE SHE SITS.

SHE'S NOT SLIPPING AWAY THIS TIME.

AMANDA: IDENTITY THEFT IS A CRIME THAT AFFECTS MORE

THAN 10 MILLION AMERICANS EACH YEAR AND COSTS

FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS BILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN

DAMAGE.

IN OUR NEXT STORY, A SUSPECT TARGETS LOCAL

UNIVERSITY STUDENTS BY USING STOLEN TAX RETURNS

TO GET THEIR PERSONAL INFORMATION AND STEAL

THEIR TAX REFUNDS.

HERE IS THE SLOW AND THE FURIOUS.

PRESTON: ALRIGHT TOMMY, YOU JUST GOTTA CALM DOWN,

OKAY?

THIS IS JUST A FORM LETTER.

NOW GRANTED IT'S FROM THE IRS SO IT'S KIND OF SCARY,

BUT LET'S NOT PANIC.

TOMMY: I FILE MY FIRST TAX RETURN AND BOOM, I GET

FLAGGED BY THE IRS.

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

PRESTON: WE?

TOMMY: YEAH, WE.

YOU'RE MY TAX GUY.

PRESTON: TOMMY, I'M NOT YOUR TAX GUY.

I JUST HELPED YOU WITH YOUR TAXES.

FOR ME IT WAS A MATH PROBLEM.

TOMMY: FOR ME IT MIGHT BE A PRISON PROBLEM.

PRESTON: YOU'RE NOT GONNA GO TO PRISON.

AND IF YOU DO JUST LOOK FOR THE BIGGEST GUY AND

GIVE HIM YOUR DESSERT.

TOMMY: WHAT?

PRESTON: I'M KIDDING.

THEY OBVIOUSLY MADE A MISTAKE OR WE DID.

OR MAYBE IT'S SOME KIND OF SCAM.

I HEAR ABOUT SCAMS LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME AT WORK.

TOMMY: SO WHAT DO WE DO?

MITCH: OKAY, WELL THE POSTAL INSPECTION SERVICE

WILL TAKE IT FROM HERE.

YEAH, YEAH, WELL THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR HELP.

ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT.

PRESTON: SO DID THEY FIGURE OUT WHY THERE WERE

TWO RETURNS FILED UNDER THE SAME SOCIAL SECURITY

NUMBER?

MITCH: WELL IT'S A PRETTY COMMON SCAM.

SEE, THE CRIMINALS WILL USE THE REAL SOCIAL

SECURITY NUMBERS FROM YOUNG PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T

FILED THEIR FIRST RETURNS YET.

THEN FILE PHONY RETURNS USING THOSE NAMES AND

COLLECT FRAUDULENT REFUNDS.

TOMMY: SO MY IDENTITY HAS BEEN STOLEN?

MITCH: YES.

TOMMY: GREAT.

MITCH: WELL, IT'S A $6 BILLION DOLLAR A YEAR

PROBLEM.

THEY RUIN THESE INDIVIDUALS' LIVES AND THE

TAX PAYERS FOOT THE BILL FOR THEIR SCAMS.

HOWEVER, THERE'S GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS, SO WHICH DO

YOU WANT FIRST?

TOMMY: GOOD.

PRESTON: BAD.

MITCH: OKAY.

WELL TOMMY, YOUR REFUND IS GONNA BE DELAYED.

TOMMY: AND THE GOOD NEWS?

MITCH: WELL THE GOOD NEWS IS WE HAVE AN ADDRESS

WHERE THE CHECK WAS SENT.

DAVID: ALRIGHT, FULL EXTENSION ALL THE WAY

DOWN.

KEEP GOING.

AMANDA: OKAY, I'M OFF.

PRESTON: PLAYING SOME GOLF?

AMANDA: EH...

PRESTON: CLEARLY YOUR SARCASM RADAR IS ON

VACATION TOO.

AMANDA: HUH, CUTE.

DAVID: YOU'LL HAVE TO FORGIVE HIM, ALL OF THE

OXYGEN HAS GONE FROM HIS BRAINS TO HIS MUSCLES.

PRESTON: MMM HMM.

AMANDA: ALRIGHT, HAVE FUN HANS AND FRANZ.

PRESTON: ONE SECOND.

HEY MITCH?

YEAH, NO, I CAN TALK.

SO WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP IN TOMMY'S CASE?

OKAY, NO, THAT SOUNDS GOOD.

JUST LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANY MORE INFORMATION,

OKAY?

ALRIGHT, THANKS.

DAVID: WHAT WAS OUR AGREEMENT ON CELL PHONES

AND WORKING OUT?

PRESTON: I'M SORRY, IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT.

I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP A FRIEND.

AMANDA: SINCE WHEN DO YOU TALK TO MITCH DIRECTLY?

PRESTON: OKAY, OKAY, THERE'S THIS FRAUD CASE

INVOLVING TOMMY.

I DIDN'T WANT TO BRING IT UP TO YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE

SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING A STRESS-FREE VACATION.

AMANDA: I'M OFFICIALLY NOW NOT STRESS-FREE.

PRESTON: SERIOUSLY MOM, CAN YOU JUST ENJOY YOUR

TIME OFF?

AMANDA: I'VE TRIED.

CAN'T, JUST CAN'T.

I'M GOING TO THE OFFICE.

PRESTON: YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES.

SOMEBODY MIGHT ASK YOU TO DELIVER A PACKAGE.

AMANDA: GOOD POINT.

PRESTON: YOU KNOW, I TRIED NOT TO MESS UP HER

VACATION BUT I DID IT ANYWAY.

DAVID: DUDE, SHE WAS NEVER ON VACATION.

PRESTON: GOOD POINT.

MITCH: SO THIS IS YOU ON VACATION?

AMANDA: I CHECKED THE IRS SCAM ADDRESS.

IT'S A COMMERCIAL MAIL RECEIVING AGENCY OVER ON

KILBOURNE.

MITCH: WELL WHO'S THE BOX REGISTERED TO?

AMANDA: PHONY NAME AND ADDRESS.

MITCH: YOU KNOW, THERE'S A GREAT BARBEQUE JOINT ON

KILBOURNE.

BEST SMOTHERED CHICKEN ON THE EAST COAST.

AMANDA: I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO EAT SOMETHING

THAT'S BEEN SMOTHERED.

ARE YOU BUYING?

MITCH: NO.

AMANDA: CAN I DRIVE?

WOMAN: THIS IS THE BOX RIGHT HERE.

MITCH: NOW HAS THIS BOX CHANGED OWNERSHIP

RECENTLY?

WOMAN: NO, IT'S BEEN THE SAME FOR A WHILE NOW.

MITCH: IRS REFUND CHECKS.

SAME ADDRESS, DIFFERENT NAMES.

AMANDA: WHOEVER IT IS IS HAVING A GOOD WEEK.

I SAY WE LEAVE IT HERE, WAIT AND SEE WHO PICKS IT

UP THEN FOLLOW THEM.

MITCH: YEAH, I WONDER HOW MANY BOXES HE'S GOT AROUND

TOWN.

AMANDA: YOU CAN BET IT'S A LOT.

MITCH: NOW, MOST IMPORTANT THING, THAT BARBEQUE

JOINT.

IS THAT EAST OR WEST OF HERE?

WOMAN: ARE YOU SERIOUS?

AMANDA: YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER THAT MA'AM.

PLEASE DON'T.

AMANDA: COFFEE TO YOUR STANDARDS?

MITCH: EH.

AMANDA: OH WOW, THAT IS A GREAT DRESS.

AMANDA: WAINWRIGHT.

GOT IT.

DON'T SAY ANYTHING, DON'T INDICATE ANYTHING, HANG UP

NOW.

MITCH: WAS THAT THE STORE OWNER?

AMANDA: THE GIRL IN THE GREAT DRESS IS ALSO OUR

BAG MAN.

MITCH: OH.

WELL, LET'S SEE WHERE SHE GOES.

MITCH: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON VACATION.

YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE TO BE HERE.

AMANDA: I'M NOT GONNA LET AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS

PASS ME BY.

ACCORDING TO HARVEY THAT CAR IS REGISTERED TO A

JOHN COBERMAN.

COBERMAN WAS BUSTED FIVE YEARS AGO FOR GAS STATION

SCAMMING.

MITCH: WELL HE HAS UPPED HIS GAME; STEALING FROM

THE IRS.

AMANDA: I'M GUESSING COBERMAN IS IN THERE WITH

OUR GIRL IN THE GREAT DRESS.

WE NEED HARVEY TO BRING US THE WARRANT AND THE TEAM.

MITCH: YOU WANT TO DO THE HONORS?

AMANDA: I REALLY SHOULD BE AT HOME TODAY ON VACATION

RELAXING.

OF COURSE I DO.

AMANDA: UNITED STATES POSTAL INSPECTORS.

WE HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS FOR YOU ABOUT THE CHECKS

YOU JUST PICKED UP.

YOUR BEST COURSE OF ACTION WOULD BE TO STEP BACK AND

LET US IN.

DON'T TELL ME, LET ME GUESS, JOHN COBERMAN.

JOHN: WHAT IS THIS?

AMANDA: U.S. POSTAL INSPECTORS.

AND THIS LOOKS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE MAIL AND TAX

FRAUD.

JOHN: YOU GOT A WARRANT?

MITCH: IN FACT WE DO.

MATCH: IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, SEARCHING.

AH...

YOUR WI-FI IS FANTASTIC.

AND WE HAVE YOU DEAD TO RIGHTS.

SO IF YOU'D PLEASE STAND UP, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.

PLACE YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK.

AMANDA: YOU TOO SISTER.

MITCH: AND NOW BOSS, WILL YOU PLEASE GO ON VACATION?

AMANDA: I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.

AMANDA: I HAVE TO ASK, WHERE DID YOU GET THIS DRESS?

WE'LL TALK LATER.

AMANDA: IF YOU SUSPECT

YOU'RE A VICTIM OF TAX

REFUND FRAUD, ACT QUICKLY.

NOTIFY YOUR FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS AND CREDIT

BUSINESSES.

THIEVES DON'T USE YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION JUST

ONCE, THEY USE IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

THE FASTER YOU RESPOND THE LESS TIME THEY HAVE TO DO

DAMAGE.

FOR THE INSPECTORS, I'M JESSICA LUNDY.

THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AND REMEMBER, YOU MAY BE A

TARGET BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A VICTIM.

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