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PRESTON: I'M PRESTON

WAINWRIGHT AND THIS IS MY

MOM AMANDA.

SHE'S A UNITED STATES POSTAL INSPECTOR WHICH

MEANS SHE SOLVES ANY CRIME THAT USES THE MAIL.

MY DAD WAS AN INSPECTOR TOO, ONE OF THE BEST,

UNTIL I LOST HIM AND THE USE OF MY LEGS IN A CAR

ACCIDENT.

NOW I'M FOLLOWING MY OWN DREAM WITH AN INTERNSHIP

IN THE CRIME LAB AND THE HELP OF MY BEST FRIENDS.

TOGETHER WE ARE THE INSPECTORS.

AMANDA: HELLO, I'M JESSICA LUNDY AND I PLAY INSPECTOR

AMANDA WAINWRIGHT ON THE INSPECTORS.

WE TAKE IMMENSE PRIDE IN SHARING STORIES OF TRUE

INVESTIGATIONS THAT HAVE MADE A PROFOUND IMPACT ON

VICTIMS OF CRIME ALL OVER THE WORLD.

POSTAL INSPECTORS INVESTIGATE CRIMES THAT

INVOLVE THE MAIL AND THAT COVERS A LOT OF GROUND.

SOME CRIMINALS TAKE THINGS FROM YOUR MAILBOX OR STEAL

OUT OF THE MAIL STREAM.

OTHERS PUT CONTRABAND OR DANGEROUS ITEMS INTO THE

MAIL.

IN OUR FIRST STORY, ILLEGAL IVORY TUSKS FROM

PROTECTED AND ENDANGERED ELEPHANTS WERE MAILED FROM

A FOREIGN COUNTRY AND THE INSPECTORS WERE ON THE

CASE.

HERE IS THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM.

GEORGIA: CUSTOMS SEES THIS AT THE INTERNATIONAL ENTRY

UNIT AT DULLES.

PRESTON: THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

HOW MUCH DOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS COST ON THE

STREET?

AMANDA: WELL EXTENSIVE POACHING HAS MADE THESE

VERY RARE AND WITH RARITY COMES A HIGHER PRICE TAG.

BUT NO AMOUNT OF MONEY IS WORTH THE ACTUAL VALUE OF

ITS LIFE.

GEORGIA: YEAH.

YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS ADMIRED ELEPHANTS, THEY'RE

SUCH AN ADVANCED SPECIES.

I MEAN THEY'RE EMPATHETIC, THEY'RE SELF-AWARE, THEY

FEAR, THEY LOVE.

THEY EVEN MOURN EACH OTHER WHEN THEY PASS.

PRESTON: WELL THIS ONE MUST'VE DIED DECADES AGO,

IT LOOKS ANCIENT.

GEORGIA: NO, THIS ONE'S FRESH, THEY JUST

CHEMICALLY TREATED IT TO MAKE IT LOOK OLD.

CARBON DATING TELLS US THIS TUSK WAS ON A LIVING

ELEPHANT JUST 3 YEARS AGO.

PRESTON: 3 YEARS?

ISN'T THAT A VIOLATION OF THE ENDANGERED SPECIES

ACT?

AMANDA: YES, AS WELL AS A MULTITUDE OF INTERNATIONAL

TRADE LAWS.

GEORGIA: NOT TO MENTION STEWARDSHIP AND JUST BASIC

HUMANITY.

PRESTON, CAN YOU MAKE A NOTE ON THIS INSIGNIA.

WE NEED TO MAKE SURE THAT OUR FORENSICS PHOTOGRAPHER

CAPTURES EVERY INCH.

AMANDA: CUSTOMS CONFIRMED THIS TUSK WAS MAILED TO A

CYNTHIA REN.

GEORGIA: CYNTHIA REN, MISS COMMUNITY SERVICE?

AMANDA: THAT'S THE ONE.

LOOKS LIKE SHE JUST MADE OUR ENDANGERED SPECIES

LIST.

VERONICA: ARE WE GONNA LET CYNTHIA REN GET AWAY WITH

KILLING INNOCENT ELEPHANTS?

CROWD: NO!

VERONICA: ARE WE GONNA DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT?

CROWD: YES!

VERONICA: LET ME HEAR YOU!

LET'S SAVE THE ELEPHANTS...YEAH.

CROWD: LET'S SAVE THE ELEPHANTS!

LET'S SAVE THE ELEPHANTS!

LET'S SAVE THE ELEPHANTS!

CYNTHIA: THESE PEOPLE ARE OUT HERE EVERY DAY.

AS IF THAT ISN'T BAD ENOUGH FOR BUSINESS, NOW

THE SEARCH WARRANT?

CAN'T YOU GET RID OF THEM?

MAN: I'M YOUR LAWYER.

THERE'S A WARRANT AND THE WARRANT CHECKS OUT.

CYNTHIA: NO.

THIS IS FOSSILIZED WALRUS, THERE ARE NO REGULATIONS

ON WALRUS.

AMANDA: PLEASE ADVISE YOUR CLIENT THAT THE SEARCH

WARRANT COVERS ALL IVORY ON THE PREMISES.

MAN: CYNTHIA REN IS A RESPECTED MEMBER OF THIS

COMMUNITY.

SHE IS THE CHAIRWOMAN OF THE LOCAL WOMEN'S BUSINESS

ALLIANCE.

AND SHE VOLUNTEERS HER TIME AND MONEY FOR AT-RISK

YOUTH AND NUMEROUS OTHER CHARITIES.

MITCH: OH YEAH, SHE'S A REAL HOMETOWN FAVORITE.

WE HAVEN'T ACCUSED YOUR CLIENT OF ANYTHING.

AMANDA: BUT THE ILLEGAL TUSK WAS ADDRESSED TO YOUR

CLIENT AND WE TAKE THINGS LIKE THAT SERIOUSLY.

CYNTHIA: EVERYTHING I ORDER IS LEGAL.

I WAS TOLD THAT TUSK WAS OVER 100 YEARS OLD.

MITCH: WELL THIS BRINGS UP THE ISSUE OF YOUR SUPPLIER

IN TANZANIA.

CYNTHIA: SUPPLIER?

I ORDERED THE ONE TUSK FROM THE GUY AND HE LIED

TO ME ABOUT IT.

MITCH: WELL THIS SUPPLIER IS A KNOWN POACHER AND

POSSIBLE WARLORD.

MAN: IRRELEVANT.

MY CLIENT WAS MISLEAD.

IT'S NOT A CRIME TO BE FOOLED.

MITCH: WELL YOU CAN PLAY THIS HOWEVER YOU LIKE.

CYNTHIA: ANYONE CAN MAKE A MISTAKE.

I'LL BE MORE CAREFUL NEXT TIME.

MITCH: I MAKE A MISTAKE IN MY JOB THERE ARE

CONSEQUENCES.

CYNTHIA: IF ANYTHING I'M THE VICTIM.

I HAVEN'T HURT ANYONE.

MITCH: I BET IT HURT THE ELEPHANT.

CYNTHIA: I'M OUT A LOT OF MONEY AND I'LL NEVER GET

IT BACK.

AMANDA: THAT MONEY IS NOW MOST LIKELY IN THE HANDS

OF A MILITANT TRIBAL ARMY OR A TERRORIST

ORGANIZATION.

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT?

MITCH: OR THE FACT THAT THESE POACHERS ARE

MURDERING PARK RANGERS WHO ARE TRYING TO PROTECT

THESE ANIMALS.

AMANDA: SURELY SOMEONE AS CARING AND ALTRUISTIC AS

YOU WOULD HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT.

CYNTHIA: EVERYTHING IN MY STORE IS LEGAL.

AMANDA: I HOPE SO.

MAN: IT'S NOT ENOUGH.

AMANDA: MAYBE WE OVERLOOKED SOMETHING IN

THE SEARCH.

MAN: THEY TESTED IT ALL, EVEN THE CHINESE WARRIOR

DAGGERS ARE HUNDREDS OF YEARS OLD.

EVERY PIECE IS LEGITIMATE, WE CAN'T TOUCH HER.

AMANDA: WHAT ABOUT THE TUSK?

MAN: SHE SAYS SHE DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A FRESH KILL

AND WE CAN'T PROVE OTHERWISE.

AMANDA: SHE'S LYING.

THAT WOMAN IS INVOLVED SOMEHOW, I'M SURE OF IT.

IF WE COULD JUST SET UP SURVEILLANCE.

MAN: AFTER A CLEAN SEARCH?

WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT AN EX-CON HERE.

CYNTHIA REN IS A PILLAR OF THE COMMUNITY.

AMANDA: YEAH, I'VE HEARD.

I JUST DON'T BUY IT.

WHAT IF WE...

MAN: AMANDA, I KNOW HOW HARD YOU'VE WORKED THIS

CASE AND YOU'VE DONE EVERYTHING RIGHT.

NOW I TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS BUT WITHOUT MORE EVIDENCE

WE JUST DON'T HAVE MUCH TO GO ON.

AND YOU'VE GOT LOTS OF OTHER CASES THAT NEED YOUR

ATTENTION.

PRESTON: COME ON NOAH, LET'S GET A CLOSER LOOK.

[MAN AND CYNTHIA ARGUING IN STORE]

PRESTON: OKAY, THAT WAS STRANGE.

NOAH: I HATE IT WHEN YOU SAY THAT.

LET'S JUST GO BACK TO THE PROTEST.

PRESTON: COME ON.

PRESTON: WAIT FOR IT, WAIT FOR IT.

BINGO.

THAT'S SUSPICIOUS.

NOAH: IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN STRANGE.

I ALMOST DIDN'T COME TO THIS TODAY AND I SHOULD'VE

LISTENED TO MYSELF.

PRESTON: OH THAT'S JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO

FOLLOW HIM.

NOAH: WAIT, WE'RE FOLLOWING HIM?

PRESTON: YEP.

PRESTON: THAT'S A COOL NECKLACE.

WHERE CAN I GET SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

MAN: I MIGHT BE ABLE TO TRACK ONE DOWN FOR YOU.

PRESTON: CAN I SEE IT?

DO YOU MIND?

GEORGIA: PRESTON CAN YOU MAKE A NOTE ON THIS

INSIGNIA?

PRESTON: YOU DID THIS?

IT'S IMPRESSIVE.

NOAH: CAN I TRY IT ON?

MAN: THEY'RE NOT CHEAP.

AND CASH ONLY.

PRESTON: ALRIGHT, SO HOW DO WE GET ONE?

MAN: WELL, I HAVE A LITTLE STUDIO DOWNTOWN IF YOU'RE

REALLY INTERESTED.

REMEMBER, CASH ONLY.

NOAH: THAT WAS INTENSE.

PRESTON: THAT WAS A GUILTY DUDE.

PRESTON: I WENT TO A PROTEST AT THIS WOMAN'S

STORE TODAY AND SHE'S TALKING TO THIS GUY.

HE'S KIND OF SKETCHY.

HE'S WEARING THIS NECKLACE, HAS A PIECE OF

IVORY ON IT.

WHAT I NOTICED ON THE PIECE OF IVORY WAS THE

SAME DESIGN AS THE ONE FROM THE TUSK.

AMANDA: PRESTON KEITH WAINWRIGHT, YOU FOLLOWED

HIM?

PRESTON: WE WERE JUST GOING IN THE SAME

DIRECTION, MORE OR LESS.

AMANDA: YOU DIDN'T HAPPEN TO GET HIS LICENSE PLATE

NUMBER DID YA?

MITCH: YOU CAN HIRE AS MANY LAWYERS AS YOU LIKE,

BUT I ASSURE YOU YOU'RE NOT LOOKING REAL GOOD

HERE.

YOU'RE A CONVICTED FELON WITH A HISTORY OF

SMUGGLING.

AND THIS NECKLACE WE BOUGHT AT YOUR STUDIO TIES

YOU DIRECTLY TO THE CARVINGS ON THE ILLEGAL

TUSK.

THAT WAS CASH ONLY, RIGHT?

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

MAN: ANYBODY COULD'VE MADE THAT CARVING.

MITCH: NOT ACCORDING TO OUR LAB.

LOOK, YOU ARE LOOKING AT REAL PRISON TIME HERE.

HOW MUCH TIME DEPENDS UPON YOUR LEVEL OF COOPERATION.

MAN: OKAY, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

AMANDA: IS THAT ENOUGH FOR YOU?

MAN: YEAH.

HE'S DROPPING THE DIME.

MAKE SURE IT'S AIRTIGHT THEN GO GET HER.

MAN: I ASSUME YOU BROUGHT MY CLIENT IN TO APOLOGIZE

FOR THE MESS YOU MADE IN HER STORE?

IF NOT, I'M ADVISING HER TO FILE HARASSMENT CHARGES

AGAINST YOU AND THIS ENTIRE AGENCY.

MITCH: THAT'S NOT WHY WE BROUGHT HER HERE.

CYNTHIA: EVERYTHING IN MY STORE IS LEGITIMATE.

AMANDA: THAT'S TRUE.

WE JUST HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT THE TUSK

YOU ORDERED.

CYNTHIA: I TOLD YOU PEOPLE....

MITCH: THAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS FRESH, RIGHT,

WE UNDERSTAND THAT.

CYNTHIA: THEN WHY AM I HERE?

AMANDA: THE TUSK WE INTERCEPTED WAS 3 FEET

LONG, A WHOLE INTACT TUSK.

BUT THE ITEMS IN YOUR STORE WERE SMALLER PIECES.

WHAT WOULD YOU CALL THEM, CHACHKIES?

MITCH: TRINKETS.

AMANDA: KNICKKNACKS?

CYNTHIA: I DO NOT SELL KNICKKNACKS.

THE ART I SELL IN A WEEK IS I'M SURE WORTH MORE

THAN YOUR HOUSE.

MITCH: YOU KNOW, I THINK SHE'S IMPLYING THAT YOU'RE

POOR AND UNSOPHISTICATED.

AMANDA: OH I'M PRETTY SURE SHE MEANS YOU TOO.

MITCH: NO.

AMANDA: NOW, WHEN WE FIRST STARTED THIS INVESTIGATION

WITH FISH AND WILDLIFE WE THOUGHT YOU WERE A

MIDDLEMAN.

BUT WHY WOULD YOU HAVE AN ENTIRE TUSK?

MAN: AGAIN, WHY IS MY CLIENT HERE?

MITCH: BECAUSE SHE'S A CRIMINAL.

MAN: FOR THE LAST TIME, CYNTHIA REN IS ...

AMANDA: CYNTHIA REN IS A CRIMINAL.

DOES HE LOOK FAMILIAR?

THERE IS A WHOLE ILLEGAL TRADE OPERATION GOING ON

HERE AND YOU'RE THE HEAD OF IT.

IMPORT THE TUSK, CUT IT UP INTO LITTLE PIECES AND

HAVE YOUR FLUNKY HERE TURN IT INTO...

MITCH: KNICKKNACKS.

AMANDA: EXACTLY.

AND YOU THINK BECAUSE YOU VOLUNTEER FOR A COUPLE OF

ORGANIZATIONS THAT SOMEHOW THE RULES JUST DON'T APPLY

TO YOU.

CYNTHIA: SPARE ME THE "HOW COULD YOU" LECTURE.

AMANDA: HAVE IT YOUR WAY.

CYNTHIA REN, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.

AMANDA: WELCOME BACK.

IN THIS NEXT EPISODE WE DISCOVERED THAT A SPORTS

MEMORABILIA DEALER WAS CHEATING CUSTOMERS BY

SELLING COUNTERFEIT ITEMS.

EVEN THOUGH HE PROVIDED CERTIFICATION, EVERYTHING

WASN'T WHAT IT SEEMED.

COLLECTING SPORTS MEMORABILIA IS A PASTIME

AS OLD AS SPORTS ITSELF.

IT'S ALSO A BIG BUSINESS.

IT GENERATES MILLIONS OF DOLLARS EACH YEAR.

AND WHEN THERE'S THAT MUCH MONEY INVOLVED THERE'S

ALWAYS A SCAMMER OUT THERE TRYING TO TAKE THE FUN OUT

OF COLLECTING AND THE VALUE OUT OF YOUR

INVESTMENT.

TAKE A LOOK.

MITCH: THIS ONE REALLY HAD ME FOOLED.

LOOKS LEGIT, IT'S ALL FROM ASIA.

OH...I WOULD'VE MADE A HUGE IMPULSE BUY ON THIS

HANK AARON BASEBALL.

AMANDA: LOOK AT THIS.

LOOK AT THIS PRICE!

$15,000 DOLLARS.

I DON'T EVEN WANT TO THINK OF ALL THE PEOPLE THIS GUY

RIPPED OFF BEFORE WE FOUND HIM.

IT'S DISGUSTING.

MITCH: WELL HE RIPPED THEM OFF THROUGH THE MAIL, BIG

MISTAKE.

AMANDA: HUGE.

PUT A STAMP ON IT, BECAME OUR JURISDICTION.

MITCH: THERE'S LIKE 2,000 GAME BALLS HERE, 500 BATS.

I JUST FEEL BAD FOR THE REAL FANS WHO TREASURE

THIS STUFF.

AMANDA: ANYONE WHO BOUGHT ANYTHING FROM THIS GUY

BASICALLY HAS A CABINET FULL OF WORTHLESS JUNK.

I HATE BREAKING THIS KIND OF NEWS, IT CRUSHES

PEOPLE.

MITCH: YEAH WELL, WE PUT HIM OUT OF BUSINESS.

NOAH: YOUR IDEA WAS EPIC.

PRESTON: DUDE, LET ME SEE THAT.

DAN MARINO?

IS THAT GAME WORN?

NOAH: YOU KNOW IT IS.

IT'S MY DAD'S HERO.

HE STILL HAS AN ENTIRE GIANT PRETZEL PERFECTLY

PRESERVED THAT HE BOUGHT AT DAN MARINO'S LAST GAME.

I THINK THERE'S STILL SOME MUSTARD ON IT.

COOL IF I STASH THE JERSEY HERE UNTIL THE PARTY?

PRESTON: YEAH, NO WORRIES.

HEY, WHERE'S THE CERTIFICATE OF

AUTHENTICITY?

NOAH: THE WHAT?

PRESTON: THE CERTIFICATE THAT VERIFIES IT'S THE

REAL DEAL.

THE GUY PROBABLY JUST FORGOT IT OR MAYBE YOU

LEFT IT ON THE COUNTER OR SOMETHING.

COME ON, LET'S GO GRAB IT.

MAN: MY APOLOGIES, I'M USUALLY VERY CAREFUL ABOUT

THAT KIND OF STUFF.

BUT IT'S BEEN KIND OF A CRAZY WEEK AND YOU DIDN'T

ASK.

MOST PEOPLE USUALLY ASK.

NOAH: YEAH, I WANT ONE.

MAN: I MEAN YOU REALLY ONLY NEED ONE OF THOSE

CERTIFICATES IF YOU'RE A SERIOUS INVESTOR FOR

RESALE.

BUT YOU SAID IT WAS A PRESENT FOR YOUR DAD, HE'S

A BIG FAN?

I FIGURE THAT'D BE SOMETHING HE'D WANT TO

KEEP FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.

I'LL GO GRAB IT FOR YOU.

PRESTON: HUH, THE 1993 GAME VERSUS THE

INDIANAPOLIS COLTS.

MAN: I MEAN YOU REALLY ONLY NEED ONE OF THOSE

CERTIFICATES IF YOU'RE A SERIOUS INVESTOR FOR

RESALE.

BUT YOU SAID IT WAS A PRESENT FOR YOUR DAD, HE'S

A BIG FAN?

I FIGURE THAT'D BE SOMETHING HE'D WANT TO

KEEP FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.

IT'S BEEN KIND OF A CRAZY WEEK.

MY APOLOGIES.

USUALLY VERY CAREFUL ABOUT THAT.

YOU REALLY ONLY NEED ONE OF THOSE CERTIFICATES IF

YOU'RE A SERIOUS INVESTOR FOR RESALE.

YOU DIDN'T ASK, MOST PEOPLE USUALLY ASK.

PRESTON: SO HOW DID YOU KNOW HE WAS LYING DAD?

DAD: WELL I MEAN THE GUY TALKED TOO MUCH, YOU KNOW.

SURE SIGN OF SOMEBODY WHO'S GUILTY; TOO MUCH

INFORMATION.

MAN: BAD NEWS FOR THE DOLPHINS.

QUARTERBACK DAN MARINO IS OFFICIALLY OUT FOR THE

REMAINDER OF THE 1993 SEASON.

MARINO RUPTURED HIS RIGHT ACHILLES TENDON IN THE

CLEVELAND GAME YESTERDAY AND IS LOOKING AT POSSIBLE

SURGERY AND A MINIMUM OF 6 MONTHS OF REHAB.

AFTER A MUCH-NEEDED BYE THIS WEEK BACKUP QB SCOTT

MITCHELL WILL MOST LIKELY BE GUNNING FOR MIAMI IN

NEXT WEEK'S GAME AGAINST THE COLTS.

NOAH: THIS JERSEY IS FAKE?

PRESTON: MARINO WAS INJURED.

HE NEVER EVEN PLAYED IN THAT GAME YOUR JERSEY IS

SUPPOSEDLY FROM.

IT WAS HIS BACKUP, SCOTT MITCHELL.

NOAH: OH MAN.

PRESTON: HEY, IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL, JUST RETURN IT

AND GET YOUR MONEY BACK.

NOAH: RETURN IT?

I'M GONNA JUMP ALL OVER THAT GUY.

WAIT, WHAT AM I SAYING, THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

PRESTON: NO.

YOU KNOW WHO IS GONNA BE ALL OVER THAT GUY?

MY MOM, INSPECTOR AMANDA WAINWRIGHT.

AMANDA: NOAH, I'M SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU.

BUT I'M GLAD YOU GOT YOUR MONEY BACK.

NOAH: I'M SO GULLIBLE, I SEEM TO TRUST EVERYONE.

AMANDA: LISTEN, DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP, WE ALL BOUGHT

ELLISON'S STORY.

HE WAS GOING TO BE AN EXPERT WITNESS FOR US.

PRESTON: YEAH, THE GUY WAS JUST TRYING TO GET RID OF

HIS COMPETITION.

AMANDA: I THINK WE HAVE ENOUGH TO START AN

INVESTIGATION ON ELLISON.

AND NOAH, EVENTUALLY YOU MAY NEED TO TESTIFY AS A

WITNESS.

NOAH: I'M THERE.

YOU HAVE A WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM DON'T

YOU?

I STILL DON'T HAVE A GIFT FOR MY DAD.

WE MIGHT HAVE TO REVISIT THE HAM IDEA; STORE IS

OPEN UNTIL 11:00.

PRESTON: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU COULD DO IS CALL DAN

MARINO.

NO, GET A HOLD OF HIS AGENT OR MANAGER OR

WHATEVER, TELL HIM WHAT HAPPENED, HOW YOUR DAD'S A

HUGE FAN.

MAYBE HE'D SEND HIM A SIGNED ITEM.

NOAH: WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THAT?

PRESTON: LET'S FIND OUT.

GEORGIA: ITEMS THAT WERE SENT TO YOU THROUGH

PRIORITY EXPRESS MAIL FROM THIS NEW SUSPECT DONALD

ELLISON, THEY'RE ALL COUNTERFEIT.

THIS JERSEY WAS PROBABLY MADE A FEW MONTHS AGO IN

BANGLADESH.

AND TAKE A LOOK AT THE BALL.

ACCORDING TO THE CERTIFICATE IT WAS SIGNED

IN 1958 BY MICKEY MANTEL.

BUT THE BALL IS COWHIDE SO IT CAN'T POSSIBLY BE REAL.

MITCH: RIGHT, BECAUSE ALL MAJOR LEAGUE BALLS WERE

MADE WITH HORSEHIDE BACK THEN.

GEORGIA: EXACTLY.

AND TAKE A LOOK AT THESE NOTARIZED SIGNATURES FROM

5892.

LOOK CLOSELY AT THE E'S AND THE S'S.

THEY'RE ALL DONE BY THE SAME HAND.

AMANDA: MR. ELLISON OFFERED TO COME IN ANYTIME

WE NEEDED HIM.

I THINK IT'S TIME TO TAKE HIM UP ON THAT OFFER.

AMANDA: THANK YOU FOR YOUR PROMPT RESPONSE MR.

ELLISON.

AND AGAIN, WE REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR HELP IN

THE LAST CASE.

ELLISON: NO PROBLEM AT ALL, HAPPY TO DO WHATEVER

I CAN.

AMANDA: THERE ARE JUST A FEW THINGS THAT ARE

CONFUSING US AT THE MOMENT AND WE THOUGHT YOU MIGHT

BE ABLE TO HELP.

I'M SURE WITH AN EXPERT EYE LIKE YOURS, YOU CAN

TELL THAT THESE ITEMS ARE COUNTERFEIT.

ELLISON: DEFINITELY THIS BASEBALL.

AMANDA: WHAT CONCERNS US MR. ELLISON IS THAT WE

PURCHASED THESE ITEMS FROM YOUR WEBSITE.

NOW IF WE WERE TO GET A SEARCH WARRANT AND GO

THROUGH YOUR WAREHOUSE WOULD WE FIND A LOT MORE

ITEMS LIKE THESE?

ELLISON: THIS IS A BUSINESS OF HIGH DEMAND

AND DIMINISHING SUPPLY.

I STARTED OUT LEGIT BUT THEN I DECIDED TO AUGMENT

THE SUPPLY.

NOT MUCH AT FIRST BUT THEN...

AMANDA: IT GOT OUT OF HAND.

MITCH: CHEATING PEOPLE OUT OF A LOT OF MONEY

EVENTUALLY JUST SEEMED OKAY.

ELLISON: I GUESS I SHOULD GET A LAWYER.

AM I UNDER ARREST?

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?

MITCH: WE'RE POSTAL INSPECTORS, WE DON'T

REALLY HUG IT OUT.

SO YEAH, GET A LAWYER.

FRANKLIN: GREAT PARTY GUYS.

AND THIS CAKE IS FANTASTIC.

CAUGHT THE VIDEO OF YOU AND THE COUGAR MASCOT

ONLINE.

YOU CAN CERTAINLY TAKE A PUNCH.

NOAH: THANKS.

[DOOR KNOCKING]

PRESTON: OH, I'LL GET THAT.

FRANKLIN: WHAT'S GOING ON?

IT'S YOUR DAD'S BIRTHDAY, YOU SHOULD BE CELEBRATING.

NOAH: JUST WISH I COULD'VE SCORED A BETTER GIFT FOR

HIM.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF HE LIKES HAM.

PRESTON: DAN MARINO!

YOU GOT MY MESSAGE.

DAN: YOU MUST BE PRESTON.

WHERE'S YOUR BUDDY NOAH?

NOAH: IT WOULD'VE BEEN SO MUCH COOLER TO GIVE HIM AN

AUTOGRAPHED JERSEY FROM DAN MARINO.

PRESTON: UH, DID SOMEBODY MENTION NFL LEGEND AND

HALL OF FAMER DAN MARINO?

DAN: YOU MUST BE NOAH.

YOUR BUDDY PRESTON HERE SENT ME A LETTER ABOUT A

FAKE JERSEY AND SOME SLIPPERS, SO I THOUGHT I

COULD BE OF SOME HELP.

SO HERE YOU GO.

AND THAT'S AUTHENTIC.

NOAH: IT'S A MIRACLE.

MR. MARINO, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CAME ALL THIS

WAY TO GIVE MY DAD AN AUTOGRAPHED JERSEY.

DAN: WELL THERE'S THAT AND I WAS IN TOWN FOR A

CELEBRITY GOLF TOURNAMENT.

SO WHERE IS THE BIRTHDAY BOY?

NOAH: HE'S IN THE SUNROOM.

OH MAN, HE'S GONNA FLIP.

DAN: ANYONE SMELL HAM?

FRANKLIN: WAY TO GO MY MAN.

WAY TO GO.

AMANDA: WE HERE AT THE

INSPECTORS WANT YOU TO

PROTECT YOURSELF.

DO YOUR RESEARCH BEFORE PURCHASING ANYTHING THAT

MIGHT BE COUNTERFEIT.

THANKS FOR WATCHING.

I'M JESSICA LUNDY AND REMEMBER, YOU MAY BE A

TARGET BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A VICTIM.

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