Original subtitles

PRESTON: I'M PRESTON WAINWRIGHT AND THIS IS

MY MOM AMANDA.

SHE'S A UNITED STATES POSTAL INSPECTOR WHICH

MEANS SHE SOLVES ANY CRIME THAT USES THE MAIL.

MY DAD WAS AN INSPECTOR TOO, ONE OF THE BEST,

UNTIL I LOST HIM AND THE USE OF MY LEGS IN A CAR

ACCIDENT.

NOW I'M FOLLOWING MY OWN DREAM WITH AN INTERNSHIP

IN THE CRIME LAB AND THE HELP OF MY BEST FRIENDS.

TOGETHER WE ARE THE INSPECTORS.

MAN: WELL MY FATHER ONLY SPOKE TO THEM OVER THE

PHONE.

THEY TOLD HIM THAT MY SON, HIS GRANDSON, WAS IN AN

ACCIDENT WHILE ON VACATION IN MEXICO.

THEY SAID THAT HE'D BEEN CRITICALLY INJURED AND FOR

HIM TO KEEP RECEIVING PROPER TREATMENT HE WOULD

NEED TO SEND THEM A RETAINER.

MITCH: AND WHY DID YOU SEND THE MONEY TO

VIRGINIA?

MR. MCKENNA: THEY TOLD ME IT WOULD BE EASIER TO GET

THE MONEY THROUGH CUSTOMS IF THEY CONVERTED IT.

SO THEY HAD ME SEND IT TO A CURRENCY EXCHANGE.

MITCH: AND HOW MUCH DID YOU SEND?

MR. MCKENNA: $10,000.

CASH.

AMANDA: EXCUSE ME.

WAINWRIGHT.

GOOD WORK.

THANKS.

THEY GOT IT.

GOOD NEWS MR. MCKENNA, WE'VE MANAGED TO INTERCEPT

THE PACKAGE WITH YOUR CASH.

MITCH: SO WE'VE CAUGHT THE PACKAGE IN TIME.

NOW LET'S CATCH THE GUYS WHO DID THIS.

NOAH: THIS IS THE COMMAND CENTER OF THE BRILLIANT

PRESTON KEITH WAINWRIGHT.

WHO'S FRIENDS WITH THE EQUALLY BRILLIANT NOAH

FRANKLIN WALDMAN.

PRESTON: FIRST OF ALL IT'S NOT A COMMAND CENTER, IT'S

JUST A BEDROOM.

SECONDLY, I ALREADY TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT TO BE IN

YOUR MOVIE.

NOAH: COME ON PRESTON, IT SATISFIED MY ARTS AND

LITERATURE REQUIREMENT.

IT'S A 5-MINUTE FILM ON YOU AND YOUR LIFE SO YOU

KINDA GOTTA BE A PART OF IT.

PRESTON: YEAH BUT THAT 5 MINUTES IS GONNA TAKE LIKE

A WEEK TO SHOOT.

NOAH: DON'T BE RIDICULOUS, IT'S NOT GOING TO TAKE A

WEEK.

I WAS THINKING 3.

PRESTON: 3?

NO, NO.

FORGET ABOUT IT, NOT DOING IT.

NOAH: COME ON DUDE.

WHAT IF I'M DESTINED TO BE THE NEXT J.J. ABRAMS?

PRESTON: YOU REALLY THINK THIS IS YOUR CALLING?

NOAH: PRESTON WAINWRIGHT WAS A MAN UNDECIDED ABOUT

HIS FATE.

PRESTON: FINE.

NOAH: YES!

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU A STAR KID.

THIS IS PRESTON'S NOSE.

SOME DAY THIS NOSE IS GONNA GO VIRAL BECAUSE OF

ME.

MITCH: SO THIS IS WHAT 10 GRAND FEELS LIKE HUH?

AMANDA: HOPEFULLY IT'LL FEEL THE SAME WITH OUR

MARKED BILLS IN THIS FILLER.

OKAY, THAT OUGHT TO DO THE TRICK.

MITCH: THE OLD SWITCHEROO.

AMANDA: YEAH, THE OLD SWITCHEROO.

MITCH: YOU KNOW I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HIS FACE WHEN

HE REALIZES HIS 10 GRAND ISN'T WORTH 10 CENTS.

AMANDA: I'M ALWAYS PARTIAL TO THEIR LOOK WHEN WE

HANDCUFF THEM.

OKAY, SEALING IT UP.

MITCH: ALRIGHT, LET'S GET THIS TO THE P.O. BOX.

NOAH: WHILE HIS BODY LAY IN SLUMBER HIS VIBRANT

SUBCONSCIOUS MIND IS REJUVINATING, READYING

ITSELF FOR THE MULTITUDE OF CHALLENGES YOUNG

PRESTON MAY FACE.

PRESTON: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

IT'S SATURDAY, WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM?

NOAH: CINEMA NEVER SLEEPS MY YOUNG THESPIAN.

PRESTON: I DON'T WANT TO BE AN ACTOR.

NOAH: PRESTON REMAINS CONFLICTED.

ACCEPT FATE'S CHALLENGE OR RISK ANONYMITY.

PRESTON: GET OUT OF HERE MAN.

NOAH: AND CUT.

SCENE.

MOVING ON.

AND ACTION.

VERONICA: OOPS, MY BAD, I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE

SUGAR.

NOAH: CUT.

THIS IS A TERRIBLE MEET CUTE.

PRESTON: A WHAT?

NOAH: MEET CUTE.

IT'S THAT MAGICAL MOMENT IN A ROMANTIC COMEDY WHERE

THE TWO AIN CHARACTERS MEET FOR THE FIRST TIME.

VERONICA: BUT WE MET WHEN WE WERE TODDLERS.

NOAH: GOOD, GOOD, USE THAT.

OKAY, LET'S DO IT AGAIN.

ROLL SOUND.

PRESTON: DUDE, FOR THE LAST TIME WE DON'T HAVE A

SOUND GUY.

NOAH: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST RESPECT MY PROCESS?

PRESTON: I'LL RESPECT YOUR PROCESS.

WE ARE READY FOR OUR CLOSE-UP.

WE GOT BACKGROUND ACTORS IN HERE NOW.

VERONICA: CAN YOU GET MY GOOD SIDE PLEASE?

THANKS.

PRESTON: HOW DOES THIS LOOK?

VERONICA: CUTE MEET CUTE, RIGHT?

NOAH: OH, OKAY, I LIKE THIS.

IF THE STORY AIN'T HAPPENING YOU GOTTA MAKE

IT HAPPEN.

MAN: HOW LONG IS THIS GONNA TAKE?

I HAVE TO OPEN IN A FEW MINUTES.

MITCH: HE'S ALMOST FINISHED, THEN YOU CAN

OPEN.

MAN: WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT AGAIN ANYWAY?

AMANDA: THE PERSON RENTING THIS MAILBOX IS USING A

FAKE NAME.

WE NEED TO KNOW WHO IT IS.

THE ONLY WAY TO FIND OUT IS THROUGH SURVEILLANCE.

MITCH: AND THE FACT THAT HE HASN'T CHECKED HIS MAIL

MEANS THAT HE MIGHT BE WAITING, SEEING IF

ANYONE'S WATCHING.

WHICH IN THIS CASE, WELL HE'D BE RIGHT.

MAN: IT SOUNDS LIKE IT COULD TAKE FOREVER TO

CATCH THIS GUY.

MITCH: WELL, IF HE'S USING MULTIPLE RUNNERS THEY CAN

LOOK LIKE ANYONE, ANY AGE, ANY GENDER.

AMANDA: I'M SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE SIR, BUT IT

COULD BE A LONG WAIT.

AMANDA: SO HOW DO YOU LIKE BEING A MOVIE STAR?

PRESTON: IT'S THE WORST.

I WOULD TAKE BEING A POSTAL INSPECTOR OVER THAT

ANY DAY.

IT TAKES FOREVER TO FILM EVEN THE TINIEST SCENE AND

NOAH IS TAKING THE WHOLE THING WAY TOO SERIOUSLY.

AMANDA: OH HONEY, HE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND IN THE

WORLD.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE A LITTLE MORE COOPERATIVE.

PRESTON: I'M TRYING THE BEST I CAN, WHO SAYS I'M

NOT BEING COOPERATIVE?

AMANDA: "MRS.

W., YOUR SON IS NOT BEING COOPERATIVE, NOR IS HE

SUPPORTING MY CREATIVE VISION."

PRESTON: SEE, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

WHO SAYS "NOR"?

AMANDA: HEY, HERE'S AN IDEA FOR YOU.

THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO NEED HELP,

MAYBE YOU COULD USE NOAH'S MOVIE TO TELL SOMEONE'S

STORY, CHANGE SOMEONE'S LIFE FOR THE BETTER.

PRESTON: IT MIGHT PROVIDE BETTER MOTIVATION FOR THE

LEAD CHARACTER.

AMANDA: WOW, YOU SOUND JUST LIKE A MOVIE STAR.

PRESTON: SO HOW'S THE STAKEOUT BEEN?

YOU MADE ANY HEADWAY?

AMANDA: WISH WE HAD.

I THINK WE MIGHT'VE SPOOKED THE GUY.

PRESTON: WELL MAYBE YOU NEED TO RATTLE THE CAGE,

SHAKE IT UP A LITTLE BIT.

NOW IT PAINS ME TO QUOTE THE GREAT DIRECTOR NOAH

WALDMAN, BUT "IF THE STORY AIN'T HAPPENING YOU GOTTA

MAKE IT HAPPEN."

MAN: LOOK, I ALREADY GAVE YOU THE ADDRESS I HAD FOR

HIM ON FILE.

AMANDA: WE CHECKED IT OUT, IT'S FAKE.

MITCH: I JUST WANT YOU TO CALL HIM AND TELL HIM

YOU'RE GOING OUT OF BUSINESS.

YOU'RE LETTING ALL YOUR CUSTOMERS KNOW TO COME AND

COLLECT THEIR MAIL.

MAN: WHY DON'T YOU MAKE THE CALL AND TRACE IT?

AMANDA: WE TRIED THAT SIR, IT'S A BURNER PHONE, IT'S

NOT TRACEABLE.

MITCH: LOOK, WE ARE ASKING FOR YOUR HELP IN A FEDERAL

INVESTIGATION SO THE CORRECT ANSWER WOULD BE

"YES, I'D LOVE TO DO MY CIVIC DUTY."

AMANDA: PLUS SINCE YOU'RE NOT KEEPING ACCURATE

RECORDS LIKE YOU'RE REQUIRED TO, YOU MAY

ACTUALLY BE GOING OUT OF BUSINESS.

PRESTON: IT WAS REALLY NICE OF YOUR COUSIN TO LET

NOAH USE HIS REMOTE-CONTROL HELICOPTER.

VERONICA: YEAH WELL IT'S VERY EXPENSIVE.

HE'S AN ENTHUSIAST IN A CLUB WITH PEOPLE WHO TAKE

THIS MODEL THING REALLY SERIOUSLY.

LIKE REALLY SERIOUSLY.

NOAH: I GET IT.

YOU WANT ME TO BE REALLY CAREFUL.

I WAS A KID ONCE, HAD LOTS OF TOYS LIKE THIS.

VERONICA: IT'S...IT'S NOT A TOY, IT'S A HIGH

PERFORMANCE MODEL.

NOAH: OKAY, NON-ESSENTIAL PERSONNEL OVER THERE

PLEASE.

VERONICA: FINE.

NOAH: OKAY BABE, THE CAMERA'S GONNA CIRCLE THE

FIELD THEN TRACK DOWN DIRECTLY ONTO YOU JUST

LIKE IN BRAVEHEART WHEN THEY RUN INTO BATTLE.

ALRIGHT, PLACES PEOPLE.

RIGHT.

READY PRESTON?

PRESTON: YEP.

NOAH: HERE WE GO.

[HELICOPTER PROPELLORS WHIRR]

NOAH: READY?

CLEAR THE FRAME, CLEAR THE FRAME!

WE'RE SHOOTING HERE.

WHY ISN'T THIS TURNING?

IT'S NOT TURNING.

THIS CHOPPER IS DEFECTIVE.

VERONICA: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

GET THAT THING BACK DOWN HERE NOW.

NOAH: I CAN'T, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.

CUT.

CUT THE SCENE.

PRESTON: WATCH OUT FOR THAT POLE!

VERONICA: GET AWAY FROM THOSE TREES!

NOAH: MISSED THE POLE, OVER THE TREES.

DIDN'T MISS THE GOAL POST.

VERONICA: MY COUSIN IS GONNA KILL ME.

PRESTON: IS THAT A WRAP ON ME?

AM I DONE?

NOAH: NO, BUT I AM.

PRESTON: IT'S OKAY BUDDY.

NOAH: THE HORROR.

THE HORROR.

AMANDA: EVERYTHING'S QUIET HERE.

HARVEY, WHAT'S YOUR STATUS?

HARVEY: ALL CLEAR.

NOTHING TO REPORT INSIDE.

AMANDA: WAIT, YOU ALL SEEING WHAT I'M SEEING?

ANYONE HAVE EYES ON THE GUY ENTERING RIGHT NOW?

HARVEY: COPY, WE'VE GOT HIM.

A MALE, LATE 30'S, ABOUT 6' WITH BROWN CURLY HAIR

AND A BEARD.

MAN: HEY, I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD HELP ME.

I NEED A $17-DOLLAR CASHIER'S CHECK AND ENOUGH

POSTAGE TO MAIL THAT.

OWNER: I CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT.

AMANDA: NO PACKAGE.

HE'S NOT OUR SUSPECT.

IS THIS GUY EVER GONNA SHOW?

PRESTON: YOU'RE NOT STILL POUTING ARE YOU?

NOAH: YESTERDAY I WAS AN UP AND COMING FILMMAKER

WITH WORLDWIDE APPEAL.

PRESTON: WELL....

NOAH: TODAY I'M A CAUTIONARY TALE.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?

MY CAMERA'S BROKEN, THE PROJECT IS DEAD.

THE FILM INDUSTRY HAS MADE ME A BITTER MAN.

DAD: I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE SO UPSET PRESTON,

YOU GUYS WON THE GAME.

PRESTON: YEAH BUT I ONLY SCORED 2 POINTS.

DAD: BUT YOU LED THE TEAM IN ASSISTS.

PRESTON: BIG DEAL.

DAD: BIG DEAL?

PRESTON: YEAH.

DAD: IT IS A BIG DEAL.

LOOK, WHEN I WAS PLAYING I ALWAYS VALUED ASSISTS MORE

THAN POINTS, YOU KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE IT WAS ALWAYS ABOUT TEAMWORK FOR ME.

AND IT SHOULD BE FOR YOU TOO.

PRESTON: YOU KNOW WHAT, WE MIGHT BE DOWN BUT WE'RE

NOT OUT.

HERE, FINISH FILMING ON MY PHONE.

NOAH: GENIUS.

MY NEW CAMERA, I'M BACK!

I'VE GOT A GREAT IDEA ABOUT THE CLIMAX; AN

UNDERWATER SHARK RESCUE WITH YOU AND VERONICA.

OH MAN, I'M GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT.

AMANDA: TALK TO ME HARVEY.

HARVEY: STILL NOTHING.

JUST AN OLD LADY WHO'S IN NO HURRY.

MITCH: WELL, SO MUCH FOR THE OLD SWITCHEROO.

LADY: YOUNG MAN, CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THIS?

OWNER: OF COURSE.

LADY: THANK YOU.

OWNER: ANY TIME MA'AM.

WE APPRECIATE YOUR BUSINESS.

[PHONE DINGS]

MITCH: IT'S FROM THE STORE OWNER.

"YOUR PACKAGE IS COMING OUT RIGHT NOW."

AMANDA: WELL WHAT DO YOU KNOW.

MITCH: OUR RUNNER IS A GRANDMA.

AMANDA: SUSPECT IS A FEMALE CAUCASIAN,

APPROXIMATELY 70 TO 75 YEARS OF AGE, SHORT WHITE

HAIR, WEARING A PEACH-COLORED DRESS.

APPEARS TO BE DRIVING AN EARLY MODEL GREEN-ISH/GRAY

4-DOOR SEDAN.

MITCH: OOH, I WONDER IF SHE'LL OFFER US RIBBON

CANDY.

I LOVE RIBBON CANDY.

AMANDA: HARVEY, YOU GOT HER?

HARVEY: RIGHT BEHIND HER.

AMANDA: STAY CLOSE, WE NEED TO BE THERE WHEN THE

PACKAGE IS OPENED.

RIBBON CANDY?

MITCH: HEY, EVERYBODY HAS THEIR VICE, THAT ONE'S

MINE.

AMANDA: HARVEY, THE PACKAGE HAS LANDED AT 151

FAIRVIEW DRIVE.

HARVEY: WE'RE WORKING ON THE SEARCH WARRANT, STAND

BY.

AMANDA: COPY THAT.

MITCH: WELL WE BETTER MAKE IT QUICK.

AS SOON AS THEY OPEN THAT PACKAGE AND FIND OUR

FILLER THE JIG IS UP.

VERONICA: YES, I HAVE A MR. NOAH WALDMAN WITH

WALDMAN WORLDWIDE PICTURES CALLING FOR MR. REDFORD.

WHAT IS THIS REGARDING?

REGARDING HIS ENTRY INTO THE FILM FESTIVAL,

PRESTON A LIFE.

PRESTON: THIS IS THE DUMBEST IDEA YOU'VE EVER

HAD, AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING.

VERONICA: ARE YOU SURE?

THIS ISN'T WORKING.

NOAH: IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT I SPEAK WITH BOB.

YES?

I SEE.

HE'S NEVER HEARD OF ME OR MY FILM AND HE DOESN'T

TAKE UNSOLICITED CALLS.

WHAT'S MY COMEBACK.

PRESTON: THANK YOU VERY MUCH, GOODBYE.

NOAH: THANK YOU VERY MUCH, GOODBYE.

OKAY, LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET BOBBY DE NIRO FROM

TRIBECA ON THE HORN.

PRESTON: BOBBY DE NIRO FROM TRIBECA.

AMANDA: HARVEY, HOW'S THAT WARRANT COMING?

HARVEY: JUST GOT SIGNED, CHECK YOUR EMAIL.

AMANDA: HERE IT IS.

GOTTA LOVE MODERN TECHNOLOGY.

HARVEY: HEY, BE ADVISED, I CHECKED THE RECORDS,

THERE'S MORE THAN ONE PERSON LIVING IN THAT

HOUSE.

A 75 YEAR-OLD WOMAN AND A 35 YEAR-OLD MAN.

AMANDA: THAT MAKES MORE SENSE.

MITCH: SOUNDS LIKE OUR GRANDMA'S A PATSY.

AMANDA: HELLO.

U.S. POSTAL INSPECTORS.

MIND IF I ASK WHAT'S IN THE PACKAGE?

MAN: IT'S CROCHET NEEDLES.

MITCH: REALLY?

I LOVE CROCHET, CAN WE SEE THEM?

MAN: NOT WITHOUT A WARRANT YOU CAN'T.

AMANDA: WHAT A COINCIDENCE.

NOW LET'S SEE WHAT'S REALLY IN THE PACKAGE.

LADY: HE TOLD ME I WAS PICKING UP SOME CROCHET

NEEDLES HE'D ORDERED ON-LINE.

MAN: SORRY MA.

MITCH: YOU USED YOUR OWN MOTHER AS A RUNNER IN THIS

SCHEME?

THAT IS JUST SHAMEFUL.

MA'AM, I APOLOGIZE ON BEHALF OF SONS EVERYWHERE.

AMANDA: THIS IS A WARRANT TO SEARCH THE ENTIRE

PREMISES FOR ALL OPENED AND UNOPENED PACKAGES AND

ANY CASH THEREIN.

LADY: OH, PLEASE BE MY GUEST.

START IN HIS ROOM FIRST, ALTHOUGH YOU WON'T FIND

ANYTHING IN THAT PIGSTY.

MAN: EASY MA.

AMANDA: MITCH, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE OUR FRIEND

OUTSIDE WHILE I START THE SEARCH.

MITCH: YOU CAN RENT HIS ROOM MA'AM, HE'S LOOKING

AT 2 TO 20 IN A FEDERAL PRISON.

COME ON, GET UP.

OOH, RIBBON CANDY.

CAN I?

NEVER MIND.

LADY: THAT'S A NICE GENTLEMAN.

AMANDA: YES MA'AM.

HE'S VERY NICE.

AMANDA: HERE YOU ARE MR. MCKENNA.

THIS IS A CHECK FOR $10,000.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A VERY LUCKY MAN; MOST PEOPLE

DON'T GET THEIR MONEY BACK.

MITCH: SO NEXT TIME IF ANYONE CONTACTS YOU

NEEDING MONEY OR YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION

PLEASE CALL US RIGHT AWAY.

MAN: HOPEFULLY THERE WON'T BE A NEXT TIME.

AMANDA: LADY AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE PUT YOUR

HANDS TOGETHER FOR DIRECTOR EXTRAORDINAIRE

NOAH WALDMAN.

WOO HOO.

PRESTON: NOAH!

VERONICA: YES.

NOAH: A TRUE ARTIST LETS HIS WORK SPEAK FOR HIM, SO

WITHOUT FURTHER ADIEU...

NOAH: THIS IS PRESTON KEITH WAINWRIGHT AND

I'M PROUD TO CALL HIM MY BEST FRIEND.

WHEN I TOLD PRESTON I WANTED TO MAKE A MOVIE

ABOUT HIM HE WAS HESITANT.

PRESTON: I DON'T WANT TO BE AN ACTOR.

NOAH: HE'S NOT THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO NEEDS THE

SPOTLIGHT...

PRESTON: GET OUT OF HERE MAN.

NOAH: ...BUT EVENTUALLY HE LET ME TALK HIM INTO IT

UNDER ONE CONDITION; WHATEVER WE FILM SHOULD

SOMEHOW HELP SOMEBODY OUT.

SO WE BRAINSTORMED IDEAS AND EVENTUALLY WE MET

JUSTIN.

JUSTIN: I HAD NO FAMILY, NO PLACE TO GO AND AS

CRAZY AS IT SEEMS I ENDED UP ON THE STREET.

AMANDA: THAT'S HIM, THAT'S THE GUY THAT WAS ...

PRESTON: SHH.

JUSTIN: ONE THING I NEVER DID WAS GRADUATE HIGH

SCHOOL SO I TOOK THE EXAM AND I PASSED.

I JUST DIDN'T HAVE THE $17 TO GET THE DIPLOMA.

NOAH: ONCE WE HEARD HIS STORY THERE WAS ONLY ONE

THING LEFT FOR US TO DO.

JUSTIN WOULDN'T TAKE ANY MONEY FROM US DIRECTLY BUT

HE SAID WE COULD HELP HIM COLLECT BOTTLES AND CANS

AND BRING THEM TO GET CASHED IN.

NOW HE HAS HIS DIPLOMA AND HE TOLD US HE HAD A LINE

ON A NEW JOB.

THAT'S JUST ONE OF THE REASONS WHY I'M PROUD TO

CALL PRESTON WAINWRIGHT MY BEST FRIEND.

I NEVER HAD A BROTHER BEFORE I MET HIM.

AMANDA: BRAVO, BRAVO.

VERONICA: EXCELLENT.

PRESTON: SO GOOD.

AMANDA: SEQUEL.

PRESTON: WE NEED A SEQUEL.

AT LEAST TWO OF THEM; TRILOGY.

NOAH: AND SCENE.

PRESTON: ALRIGHT, YOU TOOK IT TOO FAR WITH THAT.

NOAH: HEY.

PRESTON: CATCH ONE, CATCH ONE.

NOAH: I'D LIKE TO THANK THE AWESOME JAMESTOWN

UNIVERSITY FILM DEPARTMENT FOR THIS HONOR.

I CAN'T LEAVE OUT MR. CAMPBELL, MY VISUAL ARTS

PROFESSOR.

I KNOW I'VE FORGOTTEN SOME PEOPLE BUT YOU KNOW WHO

YOU ARE.

PRESTON: DUDE, YOU LEFT ME OUT.

VERONICA: AND ME.

NOAH: YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

AND V, I FORGIVE YOU FOR ALMOST RUINING MY WHOLE

FILM WITH THAT SUBSTANDARD HELICOPTER.

PRESTON: WHO'S THAT?

NOAH: MY FANS.

VERONICA: OKAY.

MAN: LOOKING FOR NOAH WALDMAN.

THEY TOLD ME NEXT DOOR HE'D BE HERE.

VERONICA: OH HEY CUZ, WHAT'S UP?

MAN: HEY VERONICA, HOW'S IT GOING?

VERONICA: OH I'M GREAT.

NOAH: THIS IS YOUR COUSIN?

VERONICA: YEP, THAT'S MY COUSIN.

PRESIDENT OF THE JAMESTOWN UNIVERSITY MODEL

HELICOPTER SOCIETY.

NOAH: NOAH WALDMAN, YOU JUST MISSED HIM.

HE'S OFF ON LOCATION FOR HIS NEXT FILM PROJECT.

MAN: WHERE WOULD THAT BE?

NOAH: THE NETHERLANDS.

GUY: WHAT YOU SAW TODAY IS A SCAM THAT AFFECTS

MANY OLDER AMERICANS.

WE CALL IT THE GRANDPARENTS SCAM AND

HERE'S HOW IT WORKS.

THE SCAMMER GATHERS ENOUGH FACTUAL INFORMATION ON A

PERSON AND THEN CONTACTS THAT PERSON'S GRANDPARENTS

OR AN OLDER CLOSE RELATIVE.

THEY FABRICATE A STORY THAT THEIR GRANDCHILD HAS

BEEN IN AN ACCIDENT OR SOME KIND OF TROUBLE AND

MONEY IS NEEDED IMMEDIATELY.

AMANDA: ONLY THERE'S NO ACCIDENT.

NO ONE'S IN ANY KIND OF LEGAL JAMB AND EVERYONE IS

SAFE, EXCEPT FOR YOUR MONEY, IT'S GONE.

THIS SCAM AND SIMILAR ONES THAT ASK FOR MONEY

IMMEDIATELY CAN BE STOPPED JUST BY TELLING THE PERSON

TO STAND BY AND YOU'LL CALL THEM BACK.

THEN FIND OUT IF YOUR LOVED ONE IS EVEN OUT OF

TOWN.

GUY: DON'T FALL FOR IT.

ONCE YOUR MONEY IS GONE IT'S NOT COMING BACK.

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