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PRESTON: I'M PRESTON WAINWRIGHT AND THIS IS

MY MOM AMANDA.

SHE'S A UNITED STATES POSTAL INSPECTOR WHICH

MEANS SHE SOLVES ANY CRIME THAT USES THE MAIL.

MY DAD WAS AN INSPECTOR TOO, ONE OF THE BEST,

UNTIL I LOST HIM AND THE USE OF MY LEGS IN A CAR

ACCIDENT.

NOW I'M FOLLOWING MY OWN DREAM WITH AN INTERNSHIP

IN THE CRIME LAB AND THE HELP OF MY BEST FRIENDS.

TOGETHER WE ARE THE INSPECTORS.

MALE: I KNOW IT WAS ONLY ON-LINE BUT I FELT LIKE WE

HAD A REAL CONNECTION, LIKE I COULD BE MYSELF

WITH HER.

MAN WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL; I MEAN WAY OUT OF MY LEAGUE.

AMANDA: SO WHAT HAPPENED?

MR. SYKES: ONE DAY SHE TOLD ME HER BROTHER HAD

GOTTEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT AND ALL HIS MONEY WAS TIED

UP BECAUSE OF IT.

AMANDA: GO ON.

MR. SYKES: WELL THEIR MOTHER HAD ALZHEIMERS AND

SHE NEEDED MONEY TO COVER THE COST OF HER FACILITY.

MITCH: AND YOU FELT SORRY FOR HER?

MR. SYKES: THEY WERE GONNA TOSS HER OUT ON THE

STREET.

MITCH: WELL, WHAT DID THAT COST YOU?

MR. SYKES: $2,500.

I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST HER.

I'D ALREADY LOANED HER $1,000 BUCKS AND SHE PAID

IT BACK TO ME WITHIN A COUPLE OF WEEKS.

MITCH: YEAH, YOU KNOW HOW SHE DID THAT?

SENT YOU BACK YOUR OWN MONEY.

AMANDA: IT'S A PRETTY COMMON SCAM.

MR. SYKES: I FEEL LIKE SUCH AN IDIOT.

AMANDA: CRIMINALS LIKE THIS PREY ON PEOPLE

WILLING TO LEND A HELPING HAND.

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF.

I PROMISE YOU MR. SYKES WE'LL DO EVERYTHING

POSSIBLE TO MAKE SURE THIS IS HER LAST SCAM.

NOAH: I'M STARVING.

VERONICA: SHOCKING.

NOAH: WANNA GET SOME PIZZA?

PRESTON: I NEED A CHANGE.

NOAH: WE CAN TRY THAT NEW GREEK PLACE.

PRESTON: NO, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT FOOD.

NOAH: WHAT?

PRESTON: I JUST FEEL STAGNANT.

I WANT TO JOIN A TEAM OR SOMETHING, MIX IT UP.

VERONICA: YOU'RE TAKING A FULL LOAD OF CLASSES AND

INTERNING AT THE LAB, DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S ENOUGH?

PRESTON: SCHOOL AND THE LAB WILL ALWAYS COME FIRST

I JUST...I FEEL LIKE I'M MISSING COMPETITION.

NOAH: COMPETITION?

VERONICA: PRESTON, YOU DON'T NEED TO OVER-ACHIEVE

TO PROVE YOURSELF.

PRESTON: HEY, I'M NOT TRYING TO PROVE ANYTHING I

JUST...I DON'T WANT TO MISS OUT ON CERTAIN

EXPERIENCES.

NOAH: OKAY SUPERMAN, WHAT YOU GOT IN MIND?

PRESTON: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ARCHERY?

NOAH: I DON'T THINK ABOUT ARCHERY, EVER.

PRESTON: WELL I USED TO BE PRETTY GOOD AT IT.

VERONICA: ARCHERY?

PRESTON: YEAH.

MY DAD TAUGHT ME.

AND THEY GOT TRYOUTS COMING UP.

VERONICA: I THINK YOU'LL BE GREAT AT IT.

WE THINK YOU'LL BE GREAT.

NOAH: YEAH, YEAH.

WE SHOULD HIT THE RANGE RIGHT AWAY AND START

PRACTICING.

PRESTON: YEAH.

NOAH: OH LOOK, I TOTALLY FORGOT.

PRESTON: DUDE, WE'RE NOT GONNA USE AN APPLE FOR

TARGET PRACTICE.

NOAH: YOU'RE RIGHT, WE'RE NOT.

I TOLD YOU I WAS STARVING MAN.

MITCH: OKAY, I GOT MY FAKE PROFILE SET UP.

TIME TO BAIT THE HOOK.

HEY BEAUTIFUL, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU

DAY...

YEAH, DAY AND NIGHT.

WHAT?

AMANDA: I'M SORRY BUT I JUST...

SEEMS A LITTLE CHEESY YOU KNOW, EVEN FOR ON-LINE

DATING.

MITCH: WHAT?

WOMEN LOVE BEING TOLD THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.

AMANDA: SURE, BUT NOT RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE.

OUR PERP IS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WITH A LITTLE

VULNERABILITY DON'T YOU THINK?

MITCH: NO, NO.

WOMEN LIKE MEN WHO ARE CONFIDENT.

AMANDA: I'M TELLING YOU WE COME ON TOO STRONG WE'RE

GONNA SCARE HER OFF.

MITCH: LISTEN, I WAS QUITE THE LADIES' MAN BACK IN

THE DAY SO...

AMANDA: I BET YOU WERE.

LOOK, I'M JUST SAYING THAT IN THIS CASE I THINK WE

NEED TO COME OFF AS SWEET, MAYBE EVEN A LITTLE

DESPERATE.

MITCH: OH, YOU'RE TAKING ALL THE ROMANCE OUT OF IT.

AMANDA: THIS ISN'T ABOUT ROMANCE, WE NEED TO CATCH

THIS PERSON BEFORE SHE RIPS SOMEONE ELSE OFF.

MITCH: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, WHY DON'T YOU MAKE YOUR

OWN PROFILE AND THEN WE'LL SEE WHO GETS THE GIRL.

AMANDA: CARE TO MAKE A FRIENDLY WAGER?

MITCH: LOSER BUYS LUNCH.

AMANDA: YOU'RE ON.

NOAH: NOT BAD.

YOU GOT SOME POTENTIAL KID.

PRESTON: THANKS DUDE.

HEY VERONICA, WHAT DID YOU THINK?

VERONICA: UH, YEAH, THAT WAS A GREAT SHOT.

PRESTON: DUDE, YOU'RE REALLY GOOD.

ADAM: THANKS MAN.

PRESTON: YOU GUYS ARE ON THE ARCHERY TEAM, RIGHT?

ADAM: YEAH.

I'M ADAM, THIS IS MIKE AND JACOB.

PRESTON: I'M PRESTON.

THIS IS MY BUDDY NOAH AND THIS IS...

VERONICA: HI, I'M VERONICA.

ADAM: HI.

I SAW YOU MAKE A COUPLE NICE SHOTS OVER HERE.

PRESTON: YEAH, I'M THINKING ABOUT TRYING OUT

FOR THE TEAM.

ADAM: THE ARCHERY TEAM?

PRESTON: YEAH, WHY?

ADAM: NO, I JUST FIGURED YOU MORE OF A DEBATE OR

CHESS TEAM KIND OF GUY.

PRESTON: NO, I WANT TO BE AN ARCHERY TEAM KIND OF

GUY.

MIKE: WELL, HIT ABOUT A HUNDRED MORE BULLSEYES

THEN MAYBE WE'LL TALK.

ADAM: DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.

YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY COME TRY OUT.

MIKE: YEAH, IF YOU DON'T MAKE THE TEAM WE CAN

ALWAYS USE A MANAGER.

ADAM: GOOD LUCK TO YOU PRESTON.

PRESTON: NICE TO MEET YOU.

ADAM: I'LL SEE YOU OUT THERE.

NOAH: HUNDRED BULLSEYES, HUH?

WE GOT THIS.

HOW MANY WE GOT?

PRESTON: ONE.

NOAH: NO PROBLEM.

WE ARE EASING INTO IT.

PRESTON: MAKE THAT TWO.

GEORGIA: SO OUR PERP IS USING THE SAME PICTURE

ACROSS SEVERAL DATING SITES.

SHE'S JUST MANIPULATING IT USING PHOTOSHOP TO MATCH

THE NEEDS OF EACH ONE.

PRESTON: HEY MOM, GEORGIA.

AMANDA: HEY HONEY.

GEORGIA: HEY PRESTON.

PRESTON: WHAT ARE YOU TWO BEAUTIFUL LADIES WORKING

ON?

AMANDA: OOH, SOMEONE'S IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY.

PRESTON: SOMEBODY HIT 17 BULLSEYES AT THE RANGE

THIS MORNING.

GEORGIA: BULLSEYES?

AMANDA: PRESTON'S ADDED ARCHERY TO AN ALREADY FULL

SCHEDULE.

PRESTON: MOM, I CAN HANDLE IT.

GEORGIE: ARCHERY?

I THINK THAT'S GREAT.

I'M GLAD TO HEAR YOU'RE HAVING FUN AT SCHOOL.

PRESTON: MMM HMM.

ALRIGHT, SO WHAT ARE WE WORKING ON?

GEORGIA: CLUES FROM A CATFISHING SCAM.

PRESTON: LIKE ON-LINE DATING?

GEORGIA: EXACTLY.

HERE, CHECK THIS OUT.

IT'S A THANK YOU NOTE THAT THE PERP SENT TO OUR

VICTIM.

AMANDA: NICE TOUCH.

THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME SCAM YOU OUT OF ALL YOUR

MONEY.

GEORGIA: PRETTY BOLD, RIGHT?

AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S TRYING TO DISGUISE HERSELF

BY WRITING IT WITH HER LEFT HAND.

SO PRESTON, YOU WANNA GET THAT OVER TO THE

FINGERPRINT UNIT FOR PROCESSING?

PRESTON: YEAH, NO PROBLEM.

GEORGIA: THANK YOU.

AMANDA: SEE YOU LATER HONEY.

PRESTON: BYE MOM.

GEORGIA: SO HAS MITCH HAD ANY LUCK GETTING THIS

WOMAN'S ATTENTION?

AMANDA: OH GETTING ATTENTION HE'S GOOD AT;

KEEPING IT, WHOLE OTHER STORY.

GEORGIA: YOU KNOW ON-LINE DATING HAS NEVER REALLY

WORKED FOR ME.

I HAVE MUCH BETTER LUCK AT A COFFEE SHOP OR A

DOG PARK.

AMANDA: YOU DON'T HAVE A DOG.

GEORGIA: I DON'T DRINK COFFEE EITHER.

MITCH: HEY, YOU WANTED TO SEE ME?

AMANDA: HAVE YOU HEARD FROM OUR GIRL?

MITCH: NAH, NAH, NAH, IT'S BEEN A FEW DAYS, I THINK

SHE'S JUST, YOU KNOW, PLAYING HARD TO GET.

AMANDA: NOT THAT HARD, I'VE GOT HER RIGHT HERE

TALKING TO BOB JOHNSON.

MITCH: WHO'S BOB JOHNSON?

AMANDA: YOU'RE LOOKING AT HIM.

MITCH: REALLY?

I'LL BE IN MY OFFICE.

MITCH: SHE SAID THE EXACT

SAME THING TO ME.

YOU JUST WAIT, SHE'S GONNA DUMP YOU TOO.

AMANDA: UH HUH.

"I KNOW, I REALLY BELIEVE THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF

SOMETHING SPECIAL."

MITCH: YEAH, HEARTS, HEARTS; SHE SENT ME HEARTS

TOO.

AMANDA: DID SHE SEND YOU 3 HEARTS?

MITCH: LOOK, JUST REMEMBER THAT THIS IS A CON ARTIST

WHO HAS BILKED A LOT OF PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR

HARD-EARNED CASH.

AMANDA: DON'T BE BITTER, IT'S NOT ATTRACTIVE.

MITCH: PLEASE, I AM NOT TAKING THIS PERSONALLY.

AMANDA: OH I CAN SEE THAT.

MALE: NICE SHOT.

WAINWRIGHT, YOU'RE UP.

MALE: OKAY.

ANOTHER ONE AT 18 METERS.

MALE: NICE.

LET'S GO TO 25 METERS.

MALE: OKAY, LET'S DO IT AGAIN.

PRESTON: NICE SHOT DAD.

FATHER: ALRIGHT, YOU'RE UP BUDDY.

REMEMBER, LOSER MOWS THE LAWN THIS WEEK.

PRESTON: MMM HMM.

FATHER: DON'T GET NERVOUS.

PRESSURE IS ON.

PRESTON: ARE YOU GONNA LET ME SHOOT OR WHAT?

FATHER: YOU CAN DO IT SON.

JUST BREATHE.

REMEMBER, IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BREATH.

MALE: NICE SHOT WAINWRIGHT.

ADAM: WAY TO GO PRESTON.

AMANDA: I KNOW IT'S NOT REALLY MY FORTE BUT I

WANTED TO COOK YOU A SPECIAL DINNER FOR MAKING

THE ARCHERY TEAM.

PRESTON: OH, THANKS MOM.

YOU SURE YOU DON'T NEED MY HELP?

AMANDA: NO WAY.

PRESTON: BRING SOME WORK HOME DID YOU?

AMANDA: YEAH, I'M CHATTING WITH OUR ON-LINE PERP.

I THINK SHE REALLY LIKES ME.

PRESTON: THAT'S GREAT.

AMANDA: OH, HONEY, I'M SORRY.

I'M SORRY.

PUTTING IT DOWN.

JUST YOU AND ME NOW.

AND AS I WAS SAYING BEFORE I WAS SO RUDELY

INTERRUPTED, I AM SO PROUD OF YOU.

YOU SET YOUR SIGHTS ON SOMETHING AND YOU MADE IT

HAPPEN.

DAD WOULD BE AWFULLY PROUD TOO.

PRESTON: YEAH WELL HE'S PROBABLY IN SHOCK,

WATCHING YOU COOK DINNER.

AMANDA: OH, VERY FUNNY.

PRESTON: SO WHERE ARE YOU AT WITH YOUR CASE?

AMANDA: AH, WELL, AS YOU CAN SEE THE FISH TOOK THE

BAIT; JUST WAITING TO REEL HER IN.

SEE, ALL IT TOOK WAS A WOMAN'S TOUCH.

OKAY, YOU READY?

PRESTON: OH YEAH.

AMANDA: OH, I HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY.

PRESTON: THIS ACTUALLY SMELLS PRETTY GOOD MOM.

AMANDA: HOW ABOUT PIZZA?

MITCH: HEY BOSS, FINGERPRINTS ON THOSE

ENVELOPES CAME BACK NEGATIVE SO THESE ON-LINE

PROFILES OUR ONLY SHOT.

AMANDA: UNBELIEVABLE.

MITCH: WHAT'S THE MATTER?

AMANDA: SHE'S DISAPPEARED.

MITCH: I TOLD YOU SHE WAS GONNA DUMP YOU BUT YOU

DIDN'T WANNA BELIEVE ME.

AMANDA: I REALLY THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING GOING.

MITCH: HEY, I FEEL YOU, I'VE BEEN THERE.

WHY DON'T YOU PICK UP SOME ICE CREAM ON THE WAY HOME,

YOU KNOW, MAKE YOURSELF FEEL BETTER.

AMANDA: TELL ME YOU DIDN'T DO THAT.

MITCH: OF COURSE NOT, I GOT A CHEESEBURGER.

MALE: IT'S THE TEAM BUS.

PRESTON: WHAT ABOUT IT?

MALE: IT'S NOT RETROFITTED TO HANDLE YOUR WHEELCHAIR

SO YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TRAVEL WITH THE TEAM.

THEY'RE WORKING ON IT BUT IT WON'T BE READY UNTIL

THE SEASON IS OVER.

PRESTON: I COULD...

I COULD DRIVE MYSELF TO THE TOURNAMENTS.

MALE: THE UNIVERSITY FEELS THAT WOULD BE TOO BIG OF

AN INSURANCE RISK.

I'M SORRY PRESTON, YOU WOULD'VE BEEN A GREAT

ADDITION TO THE TEAM.

MAYBE WE COULD KEEP YOU ON AS TEAM MANAGER FOR THE

HOME TOURNAMENTS.

PRESTON: THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING ELSE WE CAN DO.

MALE: LOOK, I'M GONNA CONTINUE TO FIGHT FOR

THIS, IT'S NOT RIGHT, BUT I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET

YOUR HOPES UP.

PRESTON: OKAY.

WELL THANK YOU.

MALE: I'M SORRY PRESTON, THAT'S MESSED UP.

YOU PUT THE WORK IN, YOU DESERVE A SPOT ON THE

TEAM.

PRESTON: APPARENTLY IT'S A BIG LEGAL ISSUE WITH THE

SCHOOL.

THE COACH OFFERED ME THE MANAGER POSITION BUT IT'S

NOT WHAT I SET OUT TO DO, I WANT TO COMPETE.

MALE: THEN YOU CAN'T GIVE UP, NOT NOW.

I HAD TO MOVE MOUNTAINS TO CONVINCE PEOPLE THAT I WAS

JUST A GOOD A TRAINER AS ANYONE ELSE.

LIFE'S NOT FAIR AND YOU'RE GONNA FACE THESE OBSTACLES

AGAIN AND AGAIN SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL KNUCKLE DOWN

AND FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET AROUND IT.

PRESTON: WHAT MORE CAN I DO?

I MADE THE TEAM AND NOW I'M FIGHTING CITY HALL.

IT'S NOT FAIR.

MALE: LISTEN, PRESTON, I'M A FIRM BELIEVER THAT IF

YOU PERSIST AND YOU GO AFTER WHAT YOU WANT THINGS

HAVE A WAY OF WORKING THEMSELVES OUT.

YOU JUST GOTTA KEEP THE FAITH.

KEEP THE FAITH.

PRESTON: JUST THIS ONE LETTER FOR YOU MOM.

AMANDA: AFRAID I'M NOT VERY POPULAR TODAY.

PRESTON: WHY, WHAT'S UP?

AMANDA: MY ON-LINE PERP HAS GONE SILENT.

PRETTY SURE I'VE BEEN DUMPED.

PRESTON: IT'S BEEN A WINNING WEEK FOR THE

WAINWRIGHTS.

AMANDA: WHOA, WHOA.

YOU HAVEN'T HEARD FROM COACH?

PRESTON: NOT YET.

AMANDA: STAY POSITIVE AND LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU DO.

PRESTON: ALRIGHT.

[PHONE RINGS]

[TYPING ON KEYBOARD]

[NOTIFICATION TONE]

MITCH: WHAT'S UP BOSS?

AMANDA: SHE DOESN'T WANT MONEY,

SHE WANTS ME TO ACCEPT A PACKAGE FROM HER.

MITCH: WAIT, SHE'S BACK IN CONTACT WITH YOU?

AMANDA: YEAH.

MALE: SHE CHANGED THE SCAM.

AMANDA: RIGHT.

SHE'S STILL GOING WITH THE MOTHER WITH ALZHEIMER'S

ANGLE BUT NOW SHE SAYS SHE VISITS HER MOST DAYS,

ISN'T HOME TO ACCEPT THE PACKAGE AND SHE'S AFRAID

TO HAVE IT LEFT AT THE DOORSTEP.

SKETCHY NEIGHBORS, DOESN'T WANT IT STOLEN.

MALE: AND SO SHE WANTS IT MAILED TO YOU.

AMANDA: YEAH.

MITCH: ALRIGHT, WELL WE'RE GONNA NEED A SECURE

LOCATION TO SERVICE THE DELIVERY ADDRESS.

MALE: I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT.

MITCH: ALRIGHT.

ONCE WE RECEIVE THE PARCEL WE GET THE WARRANT, CHECK

THE CONTENTS WHICH IS MOST LIKELY SOMETHING ILLEGAL,

THEN RE-SEAL IT AND CONTACT HER WITH A TIME

AND DATE TO PICK IT UP.

MALE: THAT BRINGS UP ANOTHER POINT.

AMANDA, I KNOW YOU HOOKED HER BUT WE'RE GONNA NEED A

GUY TO HANDLE THE PACKAGE.

AMANDA: WANNA DO THE HONORS?

MITCH: YEAH, IT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE.

AMANDA: ALRIGHT THEN, LET'S GET TO WORK.

ADAM: HEY, YOU GOING TO SEE THE ATHLETIC DIRECTOR?

PRESTON: YEAH.

MIKE: WHAT A COINCIDENCE, SO ARE WE.

ADAM: LET'S GO DO THIS.

MITCH: HI, CAN I HELP YOU?

MALE: YEAH, MY SISTER SENT ME HERE TO PICK UP A

PACKAGE FOR HER.

MITCH: YOU'RE CAROLINE'S BROTHER.

MALE: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

MITCH: COME ON IN, I'LL GET IT FOR YOU.

YOU KNOW, NO OFFENSE, BUT YOU GUYS DON'T LOOK

ANYTHING ALIKE.

MALE: YEAH, WE GET THAT A LOT.

MITCH: HERE YOU GO.

TELL HER...TELL HER I SAID HI.

MALE: I WILL, THANK YOU.

AMANDA: U.S. POSTAL INSPECTION SERVICE.

MALE: WHAT'S GOING ON?

AMANDA: THE PACKAGE YOU'RE HOLDING CONTAINED THESE

COUNTERFEIT PASSPORTS, THAT'S WHAT'S GOING ON.

MITCH: REALLY?

AMANDA: LET'S CUFF HIM.

MITCH: NO, NO, NO, HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON.

I TOLD THIS RAT THAT I WANTED TO GAZE INTO HIS

EYES AT SUNSET.

LET'S JUST LET HIM SPIN ON HIS HABITRAIL FOR A LITTLE

WHILE LONGER.

AMANDA: ALRIGHT.

YOU KNOW YOU OWE ME LUNCH.

MITCH: YEAH, BUT THIS MAKES IT WORTH IT.

ALRIGHT, FUN'S OVER.

PLACE YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK.

SO YOU'RE MY SWEET CAROLINE, HUH?

HAD YOU FIGURED FOR A REDHEAD.

MALE: SPEARS,

CONGRATULATIONS.

ARNOLD, NICE JOB.

FITZPATRICK, WAY TO GO.

WAINWRIGHT, WELCOME TO THE TEAM SON.

PRESTON: THANKS A LOT COACH.

ADAM: WAY TO GO PRESTON.

MALE: GOOD JOB MAN.

PRESTON: THANKS.

AMANDA: THE INTERNET

OFFERS MANY WONDERFUL

OPPORTUNITIES FOR PEOPLE.

YOU CAN LEARN SO MUCH.

BUT YOU ALSO HAVE TO BE SAVVY.

GUY: THIS IS ESPECIALLY TRUE WHEN IT COMES TO

SOCIAL MEDIA OR SITES WHERE YOU CAN MEET PEOPLE.

WHETHER YOU'RE YOUNG OR OLD THERE ARE PLENTY OF

LEGITIMATE ON-LINE SITES BUT THERE ARE ALSO SOME

THAT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF PEOPLE; THEY PROMISE

OPPORTUNITY, HAPPINESS OR WHATEVER A PERSON IS

LOOKING FOR BUT DELIVER NONE OF IT.

AND IN THE PROCESS, MANAGE TO CONVINCE YOU TO SEND

MONEY.

AS WITH ANY OFFER, DO YOUR HOMEWORK, CHECK IT OUT,

DON'T SEND MONEY TO PEOPLE YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW.

AMANDA: IT'S BEEN SAID THAT LOVE IS BLIND, BUT BE

SURE TO KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN FOR SCAMMERS.

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