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PRESTON: I'M PRESTON WAINWRIGHT AND THIS IS

MY MOM AMANDA.

SHE'S A UNITED STATES POSTAL INSPECTOR WHICH

MEANS SHE SOLVES ANY CRIME THAT USES THE MAIL.

MY DAD WAS AN INSPECTOR TOO, ONE OF THE BEST,

UNTIL I LOST HIM AND THE USE OF MY LEGS IN A CAR

ACCIDENT.

NOW I'M FOLLOWING MY OWN DREAM WITH AN INTERNSHIP

IN THE CRIME LAB AND THE HELP OF MY BEST FRIENDS.

TOGETHER WE ARE THE INSPECTORS.

NOAH: THERE'S A TOUCH OF UNFAIRNESS HERE.

PRESTON: TELL ME ABOUT IT.

I CAN CARRY PIZZA.

I WISH THESE PHI IOTAS WOULD STOP TREATING ME

LIKE A LITTLE KID.

NOAH: YEAH, YOU GOT THE REAL SHORT END OF THE

STICK.

HEY, CAN YOU GIVE MY JEANS A HIKE?

I'M ONE SODA AWAY FROM INDECENT EXPOSURE HERE.

PRESTON: I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE, I'M GONNA GO TALK

TO THEM.

NOAH: PRESTON, WAIT, I WOULDN'T DO THAT.

AND THERE GO THE PANTS.

PRESTON: [COUGHS]

MALE 2: OH, PLEDGE ON WHEELS. GOT MY SALAD?

PRESTON: YEAH.

MALE: OKAY, YOU'RE DONE FOR THE DAY.

WE'LL CONTACT YOU LATER ABOUT YOUR NEXT

ASSIGNMENT.

PRESTON: YEAH, YOU KNOW, ABOUT THAT, I JUST WANT TO

LET YOU GUYS KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO GIVE ME ANY

SPECIAL TREATMENT.

MALE: WHAT KIND OF SPECIAL TREATMENT WOULD WE GIVE

YOU?

PRESTON: I JUST ROLLED ACROSS CAMPUS WITH A SALAD

AND THOSE GUYS ARE, WELL-

MALE: YEAH, WELL YOU KNOW,

HEY, YOUR PLEDGE PLAN IS MORE OF A MENTAL TRIAL.

MALE 2: YEAH, LESS OF A PHYSICAL THING.

MALE: RIGHT.

PRESTON: OKAY.

I GET IT, I'M IN A WHEELCHAIR, YOU'RE

UNCOMFORTABLE BUT YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE TO BE.

I WANT YOU TO TREAT ME LIKE EVERY OTHER PLEDGE.

MALE: [LAUGH] OKAY.

[SNAPS FINGERS]

THERE YOU GO.

HAVE A NICE DAY MAN.

PRESTON: THANKS BROTHERS.

NOAH!

AMANDA: PLEASE TELL US WHAT HAPPENED MR. CRANE.

MR. CRANE: I RECEIVED A VERY PERSONAL LETTER FROM

SOME GUY WHO SAID HE SERVED WITH MY KID BROTHER

IN AFGHANISTAN BEFORE HE WAS KILLED.

MITCH: OH, I'M SORRY.

AMANDA: AND THE INDIVIDUAL WHO CONTACTED YOU, STAFF

SERGEANT LANDIS, WAS THIS YOUR FIRST COMMUNICATION

WITH HIM?

MR. CRANE: YES.

HE WAS ASKING FOR MONEY TO BUILD A MEMORIAL FOR

FALLEN SOLDIERS.

IT SEEMED LIKE A GREAT WAY TO HONOR MY BROTHER.

MITCH: AND THEN?

MR. CRANE: MY PARENTS GOT INVOLVED, WE HAD HIGH

HOPES, THEN WE SENT HIM A BIG CHECK AND WE NEVER

HEARD FROM HIM AGAIN.

AMANDA: WE RAN THE P.O. BOX, IT'S CLOSED.

AND THE CHECK WAS CASHED UNDER A FAKE NAME.

MITCH: THERE ARE A LOT OF THESE SCAMS OUT THERE, BUT

I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SOMEONE WOULD PREY ON THE

FAMILY OF A DEAD SOLDIER.

MR. CRANE: YEAH, IT'S NOT SO MUCH THE MONEY, IT'S

JUST THAT MY FAMILY AND I HAD TO GO THROUGH ALL THAT

PAIN AGAIN FOR NOTHING.

AMANDA: MR. CRANE, WE ARE GOING TO DO EVERYTHING IN

OUR POWER TO MAKE THIS RIGHT.

WE'LL CALL YOU IF WE HAVE MORE QUESTIONS.

MR. CRANE: THANK YOU.

MITCH: THANK YOU FOR COMING IN TODAY.

MR. CRANE: YEAH.

AMANDA: SOUNDS A LOT LIKE THAT CASE

THAT WENT COLD IN MADISON LAST YEAR.

MITCH: YEAH.

YEAH, BUT IF IT'S THE SAME GUY HE'S ASKING FOR A LOT

MORE MONEY THIS TIME.

AMANDA: LET'S REOPEN THE FILE.

MITCH: YEP.

FEMALE: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LET THEM PUT A

TRASHCAN OVER YOUR HEAD.

THEN WHAT, THEY STOOD AROUND LAUGHING?

PRESTON: OF COURSE NOT, THEY JUST LEFT.

IT WAS AN ALL AROUND TESTIMENT TO FAIRNESS

FEMALE: I DON'T KNOW, THIS WHOLE PLEDGING THING SEEMS

A LITTLE MAINSTREAM FOR YOU, A LITTLE JUVENILE.

PRESTON: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

FEMALE: YOU KNOW, MORE OF A NOAH THING THAN A

PRESTON THING.

PRESTON: I JUST WANNA GET OUT OF MY COMFORT ZONE,

YOU KNOW?

WHY NOT GIVE IT A SHOT, IT'S COLLEGE.

FEMALE: THOSE PHI IOTA ROS ARE SUCH MEATHEADS.

WHAT KIND OF PERSON SAYS "BRO" THAT MUCH.

PRESTON: YOU WOULD DATE ONE OF THEM.

FEMALE: NO I WOULDN'T.

OKAY FINE, MAYBE I WOULD, BUT I WOULDN'T MARRY ONE.

PRESTON: OKAY.

FEMALE: LOOK, ALL I'M SAYING IS YOU DON'T FIT

THE PHI IOTA "BRO" PROFILE SO IT'S NOT A BAD THING IF

YOU GET DISQUALIFIED FOR ACTUALLY ATTENDING CLASS.

PRESTON: HEY, I KNOW WHO I AM, OKAY?

I DON'T HAVE TO PROVE MYSELF TO ANYBODY.

OH, WHAT'S UP MAN?

MALE: CHRISTMAS BRO.

WOO, HOO, HOO, HOO, HOO.

THERE YOU GO.

PRESTON: THANK YOU SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?

FEMALE: YOU WERE SAYING BRO?

PRESTON: THEY DO KIND OF SAY "BRO" A LOT DON'T

THEY?

PRESTON: HEY MOM.

AMANDA: HEY HONEY.

PRESTON: I GOT THE EVIDENCE REPORT YOU

WANTED.

AMANDA: OH THANK YOU.

LISTEN I'M SORRY BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO PUSH BACK

DINNER TONIGHT.

HOW'S RUSH GOING?

PRESTON: OH, RUSHING IS OVER BUT I'M PLEDGING NOW.

IT'S ONE OF THE BEST FRATERNITIES ON CAMPUS,

PHI IOTA RO.

IT'S GOING REALLY WELL, IT'S A LOT OF FUN.

AMANDA: JUST BE CAREFUL.

THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO WILL USE BROTHERHOOD

AS A WAY TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU.

THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT WHO YOU ARE OR THE TRAGEDY

YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH.

PRESTON: OKAY.

STRANGE ADVICE BUT I WILL DEFINITELY THINK THAT

OVER.

AMANDA: THERE'S A GUY OUT THERE WHO IS SCAMMING

FAMILIES OF SOLDIERS KILLED IN ACTION AS IF

THEY HAVEN'T LOST ENOUGH.

IT'S HARD TO STOMACH.

PRESTON: THAT'S AWFUL.

AMANDA: WHOEVER IT IS HAS CREATED THIS WHOLE FAKE

PERSONA AND IS USING INFORMATION FROM

OBITUARIES AND INTERNET SEARCHES TO FOOL HIS

VICTIMS.

WHY DO I SMELL FISH?

PRESTON: I'M NOT GONNA LIE MOM, I'VE HAD A TROUT DOWN

MY BACK SINCE 1:30 THIS AFTERNOON.

PRESTON: WHAT KIND OF PERSON PICKS A

GRIEVING FAMILY TO RIP OFF?

SOLDIER: NEEDS TO BE TIGHTER.

LET ME SEE THE HAT.

MALE: WE'LL GET IT TO YOUR SPECIFICATIONS SERGEANT

KOMISKY.

AND IF I HAVEN'T SAID IT ALREADY, THANK YOU FOR

YOUR SERVICE.

SOLDIER: GOOD OF YOU TO SAY. BUT I'M NOT

IN IT FOR THE GRATITUDE. HOORAH.

MITCH: ALRIGHT, HERE'S A

COUPLE OPEN FRAUD CASES

THAT ARE STILL BEING WORKED.

NOW I PUT THEM IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER AND

THEN COLOR-CODED THEM ACCORDING TO MILITARY

SERVICE BRANCH; SO IT'S GREEN FOR ARMY, BLUE FOR

NAVY.

I HAD A HARD TIME COMING UP WITH A COLOR FOR THE

MARINES BUT I LANDED ON PURPLE.

YOU KNOW, PURPLE HEART, PURPLE...

AMANDA: I GET IT.

OKAY, LET'S START WITH THE LAST 2 YEARS.

I'LL ASSUME THAT SOMEONE WOULD'VE GOT A PATTERN IF

THE GUY WAS OUT THERE LONGER THAN THAT.

CONTRACTOR SCAM.

CHAIN LETTER.

GUY WITH A FLAT TIRE IN ANGOLA.

MITCH: OH HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON.

THIS FAMILY RECEIVED A BUNCH OF EMAILS FROM A

NAVAL OFFICER FOR A FUNDRAISER.

AMANDA: DELUTH, MINNESOTA?

IF THAT'S HIM HE'S ALL OVER THE MAP.

MITCH: NO, THAT IS DEFINITELY OUR GUY.

LOOK, THAT'S HIS TRADEMARK BROCHURE.

AMANDA: 2 YEARS AGO HE WAS LOOKING FOR DONATIONS OF

$50.

IN THIS MOST RECENT LETTER IT'S $500.

MITCH: HE'S UPPED HIS ASKING PRICE AGAIN.

NO ONE IS GONNA GIVE HIM MORE MONEY THAN THAT ON

JUST A LETTER.

AMANDA: ARE YOU THINKING HE'S EXPANDING THE CON?

MITCH: MMM HMM.

HE'S GOING FACE-TO-FACE.

SOLDIER: I WANT TO START BY SAYING WHAT AN HONOR IT

WAS TO SERVE IN COMBAT WITH CLAY.

HE WAS A LOYAL FRIEND AND A GOOD MAN.

YOU RAISED HIM WELL.

MR. WILLIAMS: THAT'S APPRECIATED BUT WITH ALL

DUE RESPECT WHAT IS THIS ABOUT?

WE SORTED ALL THE PAPERWORK WITH THE DEFENSE

DEPARTMENT LAST YEAR.

SOLDIER: THAT'S A FAIR QUESTION MR. WILLIAMS AND

I DON'T MIND GETTING RIGHT TO IT.

I'M IN THE PROCESS OF PUTTING TOGETHER A

MEMORIAL FOR THE MEN THAT WE LOST IN THAT BATTLE.

I WANT IT TO BE AS POWERFUL AND INSPIRING AS

THEIR LIVES WERE AND I NEED YOUR HELP.

MRS. WILLIAMS: SO YOU'RE ASKING US FOR MONEY?

SOLDIER: UNFORTUNATELY THERE ISN'T MUCH OF A

BUDGET FOR FALLEN SOLDIERS; THAT'S WHAT I'M

TRYING TO CHANGE.

I KNEW THE CLAY YOU KNEW.

I KNEW HOW TOUGH HE WAS EVEN WHEN HE WAS SCARED.

I KNEW HOW MUCH HE LOVED TO SKI AND...AND HOW HE USED

TO SNORT WHEN HE WOULD LAUGH AT SOMETHING REALLY

FUNNY.

I DON'T WANT HIS LEGACY TO BE JUST ANOTHER NAME ON A

LIST IN A KIA COMPUTER DATABASE.

MR. WILLIAMS: SERGEANT, WE REALLY APPRECIATE WHAT

YOU'RE TRYING TO DO FOR OUR SON BUT THE TIMING IS

BAD.

I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU, WE'RE ONE MISSED PAYMENT

AWAY FROM BANKRUPTCY.

MRS. WILLIAMS: CLAY WILL LIVE ON IN OUR HEARTS AND

THAT'LL HAVE TO BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR NOW.

I'M SORRY.

SOLDIER: I UNDERSTAND.

MAYBE I WENT OFF HALF-COCKED.

I REALLY THOUGHT I COULD PULL THIS OFF.

BUT THEN AGAIN IT'S LIKE CLAY USED TO SAY "IT'S

WHAT YOU LEARN AFTER YOU KNOW IT ALL THAT COUNTS."

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.

MR. WILLIAMS: WAIT.

HE TOLD YOU THAT?

ABOUT WHAT YOU LEARN AFTER YOU KNOW IT ALL?

SOLDIER: MMM HMM.

HE USED TO SAY IT OFTEN, ESPECIALLY TO THE ROOKIES.

MR. WILLIAMS: I USED TO TELL HIM THAT WHEN HE WAS

A KID.

SOLDIER: I UNDERSTAND YOUR SITUATION AND I DON'T WANT

TO TAKE YOUR MONEY.

MRS. WILLIAMS: WAIT.

MAYBE WE COULD SPEAK TO SOME OF THE OTHER FAMILIES

IN TOWN.

MAYBE IF WE POOL OUR MONEY TOGETHER.

MITCH: CHECK YOUR EMAIL.

BASED ON THE FORENSIC EXAM OF THE LETTERS I THINK WE

FOUND 4 FAMILIES THIS GUY IS CURRENTLY SCAMMING.

AMANDA: 4.

STILL NO POSITIVE ID.

MITCH: YEAH, I KNOW.

GOTTA GIVE IT TO HIM, HE MUST BE VERY CONVINCING.

AMANDA: PEOPLE JUST LET THEIR GUARDS DOWN WHEN

THEY SEE THAT MILITARY LETTERHEAD.

PLUS HE'S GOT THE DETAILS TO SPIN A CONVINCING STORY

EVERY TIME.

SO MANY FAMILIES OF LOST SONS AND DAUGHTERS

OVERSEAS, IT'S HARD TO KNOW WHO HE'LL TARGET

NEXT.

GOTTA STOP HIM.

CALL ME IF YOU FIND ANYMORE.

MALE: YEAH OKAY.

PRESTON: IT'S A PLEDGE THING.

I HAVE TO DRESS UP LIKE MARILYN MONROE AND SING

DANNY BOY IN FRONT OF MY ENTIRE GEOLOGY CLASS.

AMANDA: HMM... YOU KNOW I HAVE A NICE SET OF PEARLS

THAT'LL REALLY HELP SELL THAT OUTFIT.

PRESTON: ARE THOSE PICTURES FROM THE MILITARY

SCAM?

AMANDA: JUST SOME WORK I BROUGHT HOME.

NOAH: HEY MS. WAINWRIGHT, IT'S ME, NOAH.

AMANDA: MASTER OF DISGUISE.

YOU KNOW IF YOU GUYS DON'T GET INTO THE FRATERNITY

VEGAS IS ALWAYS LOOKING FOR A COUPLE OF BACKUP

SINGERS.

NOAH: OKAY, SO I'M NOT REALLY GOOD AT HARMONIZING.

PLUS WE'VE ONLY HAD ABOUT 3 HOURS OF SLEEP THIS

ENTIRE WEEK.

SO I'M JUST GONNA WING IT.

"OH DANNY BOY, THE PIPES, THE PIPES ARE CALLING"

PRESTON: DUDE, YOU THINK THEY'D LET YOU SING MARY

HAD A LITTLE LAMB INSTEAD?

OH MAN.

I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THOSE PICTURES ON MY

MOM'S COMPUTER.

PRESTON: BUT DAD, I DON'T UNDERSTAND DIFFERENTIALS.

AND WHEN AM I EVER GONNA USE CALCULUS IN MY LIFE

ANYWAY?

FATHER: THAT'S NOT THE POINT AND YOU KNOW IT.

LOOK, THE TRICK IS TO GO OVER WHAT YOU DO

UNDERSTAND, WHAT YOU DO KNOW, AND THEN FIND THE

CONNECTIONS.

YOU KNOW SOMETIMES IN LIFE WE OVERLOOK WHAT'S RIGHT

UNDER OUR NOSE.

SO YOU GO OVER IT AND OVER IT UNTIL YOU FIND THE

ANSWER.

PRESTON: THANKS.

PRESTON: MAYBE THESE MILITARY GUYS

HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON.

NOAH: I'M GONNA TAKE A WILD GUESS HERE, THEY WERE

ALL IN THE MILITARY.

PRESTON: IF THAT WAS THE KEY MY MOM WOULD HAVE THIS

GUY ALREADY.

NOAH: DUDE, WE GOTTA GET THAT SONG.

I HAD TO WAKE UP AT 5:00 A.M.

TO GUARD THE HOUSE FRIG FOR THE SENIORS.

I DON'T WANNA KEEP DOING THAT.

THEY WOULDN'T EVEN LET ME HAVE A SNACK AND I'M

STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO THE REFRIGERATOR.

PRESTON: THERE'S SOMETHING THAT WE'RE NOT LOOKING AT.

WHAT ARE WE MISSING HERE?

NOAH: OUR OPPORTUNITY TO HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE?

WE NEED TO HAVE EXPERIENCES ONLY OUR

FELLOW BROTHERS WILL KNOW ABOUT; LIBERTY,

FRATERNITY, SORORITY.

PRESTON: THAT'S IT.

PRESTON: HEY MA, HERE'S A THOUGHT ABOUT YOUR CASE.

IT MIGHT BE SOMETHING, IT MIGHT NOT, BUT JUST LET ME

SAY IT.

MAYBE YOUR VICTIMS HAVE A CONNECTION BESIDES THE

MILITARY.

AMANDA: YEAH?

LIKE WHAT?

PRESTON: I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE A SPORTS TEAM OR

THEY WENT TO COLLEGE TOGETHER.

AMANDA: NONE OF OUR VICTIMS ATTENDED COLLEGE,

THEY WENT STRAIGHT INTO THE MILITARY SO THAT RULES

OUT FRATERNITIES.

BUT GOOD THINKING HONEY.

THANKS FOR THE IDEA.

SEE, BLONDES ARE SMART.

AMANDA: SO HERE ARE OUR 4 VICTIMS AND HERE ARE OUR

4 VICTIMS ATTENDING EASTMAN

ACADEMY TOGETHER AS TEENAGERS.

MITCH: WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE FOUND OUR MISSING LINK.

AMANDA: OKAY, EASTMAN ACADEMY OPERATED FOR ABOUT

5 YEARS IN CONNECTICUT BEFORE CLOSING DOWN.

IT WAS HIGH PROFILE SO PARENTS FROM ALL OVER THE

COUNTRY SENT THEIR WAYWARD TEENS THERE OVER SUMMER.

MITCH: LIKE A SCARED STRAIGHT PROGRAM.

AMANDA: GET THIS, THE PLACE WAS A PIPELINE TO

THE ARMED FORCES AND NATIONAL GUARD.

MITCH: SO ONE OF THESE GUYS IS USING HIS INTIMATE

KNOWLEDGE OF HIS OLD BUDDIES TO PULL THIS OFF,

BUT WHICH ONE?

AMANDA: ASIDE FROM OUR 4 VICTIMS THESE 2 DIED IN

NON-MILITARY CIRCUMSTANCES.

THIS GUY IS WITH THE FBI SO HE'S PROBABLY SAFE.

THESE 2 HAVE BEEN SERVING IN IRAQ OR AFGHANISTAN FOR

AT LEAST THE LAST 5 MONTHS; I'D SAY THAT MAKES

THEM UNLIKELY.

THAT LEAVES US WITH THESE 3; ARNOLD ROTH, RICHARD

CURR AND CLAY WILLIAMS.

WILLIAMS' VEHICLE WAS HIT BY A LANDMINE LAST YEAR,

KILLED HIM AND 2 OTHERS.

MITCH: WHAT, SO YOU THINK HIS FAMILY IS NEXT?

AMANDA: I DON'T KNOW, BUT BOOKED A FLIGHT TO

YOUNGSTOWN WHERE HIS PARENTS LIVE JUST IN CASE

WE CAN GET THERE FIRST.

MITCH: ALRIGHT. WELL I'LL TRACK DOWN ROTH AND CURR.

AMANDA: WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR ME MITCH?

MITCH: HEY, RICHARD CURR IS ALIVE AND WELL LIVING

IN HIS MOM AND DAD'S ATTIC, IF YOU CONSIDER

LIVING WITH YOUR PARENTS WELL.

AMANDA: COULD HE BE RUNNING THE SCAM FROM

THERE?

MITCH: I DON'T KNOW, IT'S POSSIBLE.

BUT I JUST DON'T THINK HE'S THE TYPE.

YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE CAN PUT ANOTHER AGENT ON HIM TO

KEEP AN EYE ON HIM WHILE I GO CHECK OUT ROTH.

AMANDA: HANG ON MITCH.

MRS. WILLIAMS, I'M HERE CONCERNING YOUR SON CLAY.

MRS. WILLIAMS: ABOUT THE MEMORIAL?

YOU'RE NOT TOO LATE, WE'RE HOSTING A Q&A WITH THE

SERGEANT ON FRIDAY.

AMANDA: SERGEANT?

MRS. WILLIAMS: YES.

AMANDA: DROP EVERYTHING MITCH, IT'S ROTH AND HE'S

HERE.

MRS. WILLIAMS, I HAVE SOME NEWS FOR YOU...

MALE: YO, NORMA JEAN.

PRESTON: SIR, YES SIR?

MALE: BRO, THAT WAS CLASSIC BRO, YOU NAILED

DANNY BOY.

YOUR PROFESSOR LOOKED LIKE HER HEAD WAS GONNA

EXPLODE.

PRESTON: YEAH, THAT WAS PRETTY SWEET BRO.

MALE: HEY, LOOK, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU THIS

UNTIL TRIAL IS OVER BUT I MEAN I'M THE PRESIDENT.

LOOK, WE HAD A MEETING LAST NIGHT AND YOU MADE

THE CUT.

PRESTON: I DID?

MALE: YEAH, YEAH.

LOOK, IT'S NOT OFFICIAL UNTIL TONIGHT BUT LET ME

BE THE FIRST TO SAY WELCOME TO PHI IOTA RO.

PRESTON: THAT'S AWESOME MAN.

YOU TELL NOAH YET?

MALE: WHO'S THAT?

PRESTON: MY FRIEND, THE GUY THAT PLEDGED WITH ME.

MALE: OH, NO, HE'S OUT, YOU'RE IN.

HEY LOOK, HE'LL BE FINE.

YOU'LL SEE HIM AROUND AT PARTIES, OR NOT.

COME ON MAN, LET'S GO CELEBRATE.

OH, WHAT'S UP?

WHAT'S WRONG?

PRESTON: I'M OUT.

MALE: [LAUGHS] WHAT DO YOU MEAN BRO?

PRESTON: LOOK, YOU'VE BEEN PUSHING ME AROUND ALL WEEK

WHICH IS...WHICH IS REALLY NICE 'CAUSE SOMETIMES MY

ARMS COULD USE A BREAK.

BUT I GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE AND A FRAT HOUSE

WITHOUT NOAH IS A FRAT HOUSE WITHOUT ME.

MALE: PRESTON, BRO.

LOOK MAN, YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE.

YOU SURE YOU WANNA DO THIS?

LOOK, EVERYONE KNOWS WE'RE NUMBER ONE ON CAMPUS.

PRESTON: YEAH, I'M SURE.

MALE: ALRIGHT.

GONNA NEED YOUR BADGE.

AND YOUR FISH.

THE FISH, GIVE ME THE FISH.

PRESTON: OH WELL.

SOLDIER: THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING HERE.

MY NAME IS SERGEANT JOE KAMISKY AND I SERVED WITH

THE MAN WE ALL KNEW AND CARED FOR, CLAY WILLIAMS.

I'M HERE TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS YOU MIGHT HAVE

ABOUT THE MONUMENT WE'RE ALL GONNA BUILD TOGETHER

SO PLEASE, FIRE AWAY.

MITCH: YEAH, I HAVE A QUESTION.

DO THE RULES OF ENGAGEMENT APPLY IN FEDERAL PRISON?

SOLDIER: I'M NOT SURE WHAT YOU MEAN.

AMANDA: ARNOLD ROTH, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR

MAIL AND WIRE FRAUD.

PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK.

SOLDIER: HOLD ON A SECOND, WAIT.

HOLD ON.

I'M SORRY FOLKS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.

MITCH: THESE WERE MEN OF HONOR AND YOU ARE NOT FIT

TO SPIT-SHINE THEIR BOOTS.

I'VE NEVER TAKEN GREATER PLEASURE IN ARRESTING

SOMEONE.

AMANDA: LET'S GO.

MITCH: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.

ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU

IN A COURT OF LAW.

AMANDA: FOR ALL THE PAIN HE'S CAUSED HE DESERVES

EVERYTHING HE'S GOT COMING TO HIM AND MORE.

MITCH: ACTUALLY HE'S PROBABLY SAFER WITH US.

I THINK MR. WILLIAMS WAS READY TO GO TOE-TO-TOE

WITH HIM RIGHT THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIVING

ROOM.

AMANDA: I GUESS NOW WE JUST HAVE TO HOPE HE

DIDN'T SPEND ALL THAT DIRTY MONEY ON HIS FANCY

UNIFORMS.

MITCH: EH, HE SURE LOOKED LIKE A MARINE.

AMANDA: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

MITCH: THANK YOU.

NOAH: I CAN'T BELIEVE I

WENT THROUGH ALL THAT FOR

NOTHING.

FEMALE: BUT THINK, NO MORE BULLYING, NO MORE HEAVY

LIFTING, NO MORE PUBLIC HUMILIATION.

NOAH: WOW, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

PRESTON: HEY GUYS.

NOAH: THERE HE IS, OUR PHI IOTA BRO.

DON'T FORGET US WHEN YOU'RE LIVING THE LIFE AND

GOING TO TOGA PARTIES.

PRESTON: ACTUALLY I DIDN'T MAKE THE CUT.

NOAH: SERIOUSLY?

THAT'S AWESOME.

I MEAN SORRY TO HEAR THAT BRO.

FEMALE: CAN WE NOT SAY "BRO" ANYMORE?

THEY DIDN'T LET YOU IN EITHER?

PRESTON: NOPE.

NOAH: THEY'RE JERKS.

WE'LL START OUR OWN FRAT; NOAH ZAPPA BETA.

PRESTON: YEAH.

FEMALE: YEAH, JUST FOR THE 3 OF US.

NOAH: SORRY V, UNFORTUNATELY NOAH ZAPPA

BETA HAS A STRICT NO FEMALE POLICY.

YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.

FEMALE: WHERE'S THAT DEAD FISH?

I'M GONNA SLAP YOU SILLY.

NOAH: TRY TO GET ME...

FEMALE: NOAH ZAPPA BETA IS NOT EVEN THAT GREAT OF A

NAME.

NOAH: REALLY?

FEMALE: REALLY.

I COULD'VE COME UP WITH SOMETHING MUCH BETTER.

NOAH: DON'T HATE ON MY NAME.

AMANDA: IT'S GREAT TO BE

ABLE TO GIVE BACK TO OUR ACTIVE MILITARY VETERANS

AND FAMILIES TO SHOW THEM WE APPRECIATE THE

SACRIFICES THEY'VE MADE.

BUT NOT ALL CHARITIES ARE LEGITIMATE.

GUY: UNFORTUNATELY WHENEVER MONEY IS INVOLVED

THE DOOR IS OPEN FOR SCAMMERS TO TRY TO STEAL

YOUR DONATION.

I'M GUY GOTTRELL, CHIEF OF THE UNITED STATES POSTAL

INSPECTION SERVICE.

WATCH OUT FOR CHARITIES WHOSE NAME SOUNDS SIMILAR

TO MORE WELL-KNOWN ONES.

MANY SCAM CHARITIES INCLUDE THE SAME WORDS IN

DIFFERENT ORDER TO APPEAR LEGITIMATE.

DONATE TO CHARITIES WITH A GOOD TRACK RECORD AND

NEVER SEND CASH.

AMANDA: YOU MIGHT BE A TARGET BUT YOU DON'T HAVE

TO BE A VICTIM.

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