Original subtitles

PRESTON: I'M PRESTON WAINWRIGHT AND THIS

IS MY MOM, AMANDA.

SHE'S A UNITED STATES POSTAL INSPECTOR, WHICH

MEANS SHE SOLVES ANY CRIME THAT USES THE MAIL.

MY DAD WAS AN INSPECTOR, TOO, ONE OF THE BEST,

UNTIL I LOST HIM AND THE USE OF MY LEGS IN A CAR

ACCIDENT.

NOW, I'M FOLLOWING MY OWN DREAM WITH AN INTERNSHIP

IN THE CRIME LAB AND THE HELP OF MY BEST FRIENDS.

TOGETHER, WE ARE THE INSPECTORS.

PRESTON: ALL RIGHT, TOMMY.

YOU JUST GOT TO CALM DOWN.

OKAY?

THIS IS JUST A FORM LETTER.

NOW, GRANTED, IT'S FROM THE IRS, SO IT'S KIND OF

SCARY.

BUT LET'S NOT PANIC.

TOMMY: I FILE MY FIRST TAX RETURN AND, BOOM, I GET

FLAGGED BY THE IRS.

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

PRESTON: WE?

TOMMY: YEAH, WE.

YOU'RE MY TAX GUY.

PRESTON [SNICKERING]: TOMMY, I'M NOT YOUR TAX

GUY.

I JUST HELPED YOU WITH YOUR TAXES.

FOR ME, IT WAS A MATH PROBLEM.

TOMMY: FOR ME, IT MIGHT BE A PRISON PROBLEM.

PRESTON: YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GO TO PRISON,

AND IF YOU DO, JUST LOOK FOR THE BIGGEST GUY AND

GIVE HIM YOUR DESSERT.

TOMMY: WHAT?

PRESTON: I'M KIDDING.

THEY OBVIOUSLY MADE A MISTAKE, OR WE DID, OR

MAYBE IT'S SOME KIND OF SCAM.

I HEAR ABOUT SCAMS LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME AT WORK.

TOMMY: SO WHAT DO WE DO?

PRESTON: I'LL ASK MY MOM.

PRESTON: HEY, MOM.

YOU OKAY?

TOMMY: MRS. WAINWRIGHT?

AMANDA: OH, I'M SORRY.

I'M JUST NOT USED TO BEING ON VACATION.

I HAVEN'T CHECKED EMAILS OR GONE THROUGH ALL THE

CASE FILES, NOTHING.

PRESTON: THAT'S GOOD.

AMANDA: BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF.

I'VE BEEN STANDING HERE FOR THE LAST

FIVE MINUTES.

PRESTON: YOU COULD PLAY TENNIS.

YOU COULD GO GET A MASSAGE.

YOU CAN HAVE LUNCH WITH FRIENDS.

AMANDA: OR I COULD SPEND TIME WITH MY FAVORITE SON.

PRESTON: I'M YOUR ONLY SON.

AMANDA: WELL, THEN, IT'S A GOOD THING YOU'RE MY

FAVORITE.

PRESTON: OKAY.

LET'S LEAVE HER BE.

GIVE HER SOME ALONE TIME.

AMANDA: OH.

PRESTON: WE'LL FIND A NEW WAY TO DEAL WITH THIS.

AMANDA: NO. NO. NO.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO.

WE CAN JUST HANG OUT AND TALK.

LISTEN TO TUNES.

BAKE SOME COOKIES.

SCRAPBOOK.

PRESTON: SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

NOAH: NO CHANCE, DUDE.

VERONICA FAILED HER DRIVING TEST LIKE BY A

MILLION.

PRESTON: WELL, SHE CAN'T USE MY CAR BECAUSE OF THE

MODIFICATIONS.

HER MOM'S CAR'S IN THE SHOP.

NOAH: BECAUSE OF HER.

PRESTON: DUDE, SHE NEEDS US.

WE GOT TO HELP HER OUT.

NOAH: HER PARENTS KEPT HER TRAINING WHEELS ON HER

BIKE ALL THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL.

SHE'S BAD WITH ANYTHING THAT HAS WHEELS, AND I'M

NOT RISKING MINE ON HER.

PRESTON: JUST GIVE HER A CHANCE, MAN.

LET HER USE YOUR CAR FOR THE DRIVING TEST.

NOAH: DUDE, ASK ME ANYTHING ELSE BUT NOT

THIS.

PRESTON: I THOUGHT WE WERE BROS.

NOAH: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE PLAYING THE BRO

CARD.

PRESTON: BRO, BRO, BRODY, BROHAM, BRO MONTANA,

BRO NAMATH, BRO PESCI, BRO DIMAGGIO.

NOAH: OKAY.

PRESTON: ABROHAM LINCOLN.

NOAH: OKAY.

OKAY.

IF I DO THIS, IT'S ONLY ON ONE CONDITION.

PRESTON: NAME IT.

NOAH: I HAVE TO BE IN THE CAR WITH HER.

PRESTON: GREAT.

I'LL BE THERE, TOO.

PRESTON: ON THE HILLSIDE, LOOKING THROUGH BINOCULARS.

[PHONE RINGS]

AMANDA: WAINWRIGHT ON VACATION.

MITCH: YEAH.

I KNOW.

I KNOW, AND I'M SORRY.

BUT, LOOK, I HAD A QUICK QUESTION ABOUT FALSE

MEDICAL CLAIMS.

AMANDA: OH, I'M ALL EARS.

MITCH: ALL RIGHT.

WE'VE GOT THIS WELL-RESPECTED SURGICAL

GROUP THAT IS POSSIBLY OVERCHARGING MEDICARE.

NOW, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REMEMBER THAT

MEDICAL-FRAUD CASE WE HAD A WHILE BACK.

DO RECALL HOW THEY WERE PULLING THAT OFF?

AMANDA: THE PRACTICE WAS UP-CODING.

MITCH: RIGHT, UP-CODING.

BUT THEY WERE CLAIMING THEY WERE USING EXPENSIVE

PROSTATE DRUGS, RIGHT?

AMANDA: ON FEMALE PATIENTS.

MITCH [LAUGHING]: YEAH, ON -- YEAH.

ALL RIGHT, BOSS, GET BACK TO RELAXING, HUH?

YOU'VE EARNED IT.

AMANDA: YOU KNOW, THE FUNNY THING ABOUT THAT --

MITCH?

HELLO?

AMANDA: I HAVE EARNED IT.

IRS: HELLO, TOMMY.

LET'S SEE IF WE CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT HAPPENED.

ACCORDING TO MY RECORDS, YOUR TAX RETURN'S FLAGGED

BECAUSE WE RECEIVED TWO RETURNS WITH THE SAME

SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER.

TOMMY: TWO RETURNS?

PRESTON: I TOLD YOU IT WAS PROBABLY A SCAM.

IRS: WE SENT A REFUND CHECK OF $9,250.

TOMMY: WHAT?

I WAS EXPECTING A REFUND CHECK OF 300.

IRS: LOOKS LIKE THAT REFUND CHECK IS BEING HELD

PENDING AN INVESTIGATION.

TOMMY: INVESTIGATION?

PRESTON: TELL HIM YOU'LL CALL BACK.

TOMMY: CAN I CALL YOU BACK?

IRS: OF COURSE.

TOMMY: WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

PRESTON: I WOULD ASK MY MOM, BUT I DON'T WANT TO

MESS UP HER VACATION.

TOMMY: SO WHAT'S PLAN B?

MITCH: OKAY.

WELL, THE POSTAL INSPECTION SERVICE WILL

TAKE IT FROM HERE.

YEAH.

YEAH.

WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR HELP.

ALL RIGHT.

PRESTON: SO DID THEY FIGURE OUT WHY THERE WERE TWO

RETURNS FILED UNDER THE SAME SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER?

MITCH: WELL, IT'S A PRETTY COMMON SCAM.

SEE, THE CRIMINALS WILL USE THE REAL SOCIAL

SECURITY NUMBERS FROM YOUNG PEOPLE, YOU KNOW,

WHO HAVEN'T FILED THEIR FIRST RETURNS YET.

THEN, FILE PHONY RETURNS USING THOSE NAMES AND

COLLECT FRAUDULENT REFUNDS.

TOMMY: SO MY IDENTITY'S BEEN STOLEN.

MITCH: YES.

TOMMY: GREAT.

MITCH: WELL, IT'S A 6 BILLION DOLLAR A YEAR

PROBLEM.

THEY RUIN THESE INDIVIDUALS' LIVES, AND

THE TAXPAYERS FOOT THE BILL FOR THEIR SCAMS, AND

HOWEVER THERE'S GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS.

SO, WHICH DO YOU WANT FIRST?

TOMMY: GOOD.

PRESTON: BAD.

MITCH: OKAY.

WELL, TOMMY, YOUR REFUND IS GOING TO BE DELAYED.

TOMMY: AND THE GOOD NEWS?

MITCH: WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS, WE HAVE AN ADDRESS

WHERE THE CHECK AS SENT.

TOMMY: HOW IS THAT GOOD NEWS?

MITCH: WELL -- OKAY.

SO THAT'S BREAKING NEWS.

WHAT?

DAVID: ALL RIGHT, FULL EXTENSION ALL THE WAY DOWN.

KEEP GOING.

AMANDA: OKAY.

I'M OFF.

PRESTON: PLAYING SOME GOLF?

AMANDA: WHAT?

PRESTON: CLEARLY, YOUR SARCASM RADAR'S ON

VACATION, TOO.

AMANDA: HUH, CUTE.

DAVID: YOU'LL HAVE TO FORGIVE HIM.

ALL OF THE OXYGEN HAS GONE FROM HIS BRAINS TO HIS

MUSCLES.

PRESTON: UM-HMM. [GROANS]

AMANDA: ALL RIGHT.

HAVE FUN, HANS AND FRANZ.

[PHONE RINGS]

PRESTON [WHISPERING]: ONE SECOND.

HEY, MITCH.

YEAH, NO.

I CAN TALK.

SO WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP IN TOMMY'S CASE.

OKAY.

NO, THAT SOUNDS GOOD.

WELL, JUST LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANYMORE

INFORMATION, OKAY?

ALL RIGHT, THANKS.

DAVID: WHAT WAS OUR AGREEMENT ON CELL PHONES

AND WORKING OUT?

PRESTON: I'M SORRY.

IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT.

I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP A FRIEND.

AMANDA: SINCE WHEN DO YOU TALK TO MITCH DIRECTLY?

PRESTON: OKAY.

OKAY.

THERE'S THIS FRAUD CASE INVOLVING TOMMY.

I DIDN'T WANT TO BRING IT UP TO YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE

SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING A STRESS-FREE VACATION.

AMANDA: I'M OFFICIALLY NOW NOT STRESS-FREE.

PRESTON: SERIOUSLY, MOM?

CAN YOU JUST ENJOY YOUR TIME OFF?

AMANDA: I'VE TRIED, CAN'T, JUST CAN'T.

I'M GOING TO THE OFFICE.

PRESTON: WELL, YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHANGE YOUR

CLOTHES.

SOMEBODY MIGHT ASK YOU TO DELIVER A PACKAGE.

AMANDA: GOOD POINT.

PRESTON: YOU KNOW, I TRIED NOT TO MESS UP HER

VACATION.

BUT, I DID IT ANYWAY.

DAVID: DUDE, SHE WAS NEVER ON VACATION.

PRESTON: GOOD POINT.

MITCH: SO THIS IS YOU ON VACATION.

AMANDA: [GUFFAWS] I CHECKED THE IRS SCAM

ADDRESS.

IT'S A COMMERCIAL MAIL RECEIVING AGENCY OVER ON

KILLBORNE.

MITCH: WELL, WHO'S THE BOX REGISTERED TO?

AMANDA: PHONY NAME AND ADDRESS.

MITCH: YOU KNOW, THERE'S A GREAT BARBECUE JOINT ON

KILLBORNE, BEST SMOTHERED CHICKEN ON THE EAST COAST.

AMANDA: I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO EAT SOMETHING

THAT'S BEEN SMOTHERED.

ARE YOU BUYING?

MITCH: NO.

AMANDA: CAN I DRIVE?

MITCH: [LAUGHING]

NOAH: WATCH OUT FOR THAT CYCLIST.

HANDS AT TEN AND TWO, TEN AND TWO.

VERONICA: OKAY.

NOAH: EYES ON THE ROAD.

VERONICA: YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS.

NOAH: YOU'RE NERVOUS.

THIS IS MY CAR.

VERONICA: I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED IT YET.

PRESTON: WHY DON'T WE START WITH THAT?

WHY DON'T YOU PUT THE KEY IN THE IGNITION?

VERONICA: THE WHAT?

NOAH: START THE CAR.

VERONICA: OKAY.

[WIPERS SMACKING]

PRESTON: TRY THE KEY THINGY.

VERONICA: OH.

[KEYS JINGLING]

VERONICA: I DID IT!

HIGH FIVE.

NOAH: NO HIGH FIVES.

NEVER TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF THE WHEEL.

VERONICA: OH.

NOAH: OKAY.

LET'S PUT THE CAR IN DRIVE.

VERONICA [WHISPERING]: OKAY.

NOAH: NO! NO!

THE OTHER DRIVE!

PRESTON: THAT'S NOT -- THAT'S REVERSE.

STOP. STOP.

STOP!

LET'S PUT THE CAR IN PARK.

IT'S THE ONE LABELED P.

VERONICA: GOT IT.

P IS FOR PARK.

NOAH: P IS FOR PLEASE GET OUT OF MY CAR.

HEY.

I GOT A GREAT IDEA.

VERONICA: SO I'M ALMOST READY, RIGHT?

PRESTON: UM-HMM.

POSTAL WORKER: THIS IS THE BOX RIGHT HERE.

MITCH: NOW, HAS THIS BOX CHANGED OWNERSHIP

RECENTLY?

POSTAL WORKER: NO.

IT'S BEEN THE SAME FOR A WHILE NOW.

[SHUFFLING OF PAPERS]

MITCH: IRS REFUND CHECKS,

SAME ADDRESS, DIFFERENT NAMES.

AMANDA: AND WHOEVER IT IS, IS HAVING A GOOD WEEK.

I SAY WE LEAVE IT HERE.

WAIT AND SEE WHO PICKS IT UP THEN FOLLOW THEM.

MITCH: YEAH.

I WONDER HOW MANY BOXES HE'S GOT AROUND TOWN.

AMANDA: YOU CAN BET IT'S A LOT.

MITCH: NOW, MOST IMPORTANT THING.

THAT BARBECUE JOINT, IS THAT EAST OR WEST OF HERE?

POSTAL WORKER: ARE YOU SERIOUS?

AMANDA: YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER THAT, MA'AM.

PLEASE DON'T.

PRESTON: ALL RIGHT, YOU READY?

VERONICA: READY.

PRESTON: GOOD.

LET'S GO OVER THE RULES OF THE ROAD.

OKAY.

HERE WE GO.

WHEN A CAR TRAVELING DOWNHILL IS APPROACHED BY

A CAR TRAVELING UPHILL, WHO HAS THE RIGHT OF WAY?

VERONICA: MY CAR.

PRESTON: NO.

VERONICA: THE BIGGER CAR.

PRESTON: NO.

VERONICA: THE NICER CAR.

PRESTON: NO.

IT'S THE UPHILL CAR.

VERONICA: OH.

PRESTON: HERE'S AN EASY ONE.

WHEN PARKING NEXT TO A CURB, HOW MANY INCHES MUST

YOU BE AWAY FROM IT?

VERONICA: I DON'T KNOW.

I'D PROBABLY ALWAYS VALET.

PRESTON: YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING, V.

VERONICA: IT'S TOO HARD.

WHY CAN'T THEY JUST GIVE ME A LICENSE?

PRESTON: BECAUSE DRIVING IS A PRIVILEGE,

A PRIVILEGE YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR.

NOW, DO YOU WANT TO RIDE THE BUS FOR THE REST OF

YOUR LIFE?

VERONICA: NO.

PRESTON: I DIDN'T THINK SO.

LET'S START FROM THE TOP.

VERONICA: OKAY, BECAUSE THE CAR ON TOP ALWAYS HAS

THE RIGHT-OF-WAY, RIGHT?

PRESTON: WOW.

VERONICA: RIGHT?

PRESTON: LET'S TALK ABOUT SHARING

THE ROAD WITH BICYCLES.

AMANDA: COFFEE TO YOUR STANDARDS?

MITCH: EH.

AMANDA: OH, WOW.

THAT IS A GREAT DRESS!

AMANDA: OH, I HAVE TO LOOK FOR THAT ONLINE.

HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED TEA?

MITCH: NO.

NO.

I CAN'T DRINK TEA.

I WAS WEANED ON COFFEE.

AMANDA: I BELIEVE YOU WERE.

AMANDA: WAINWRIGHT. GOT IT.

DON'T SAY ANYTHING.

DON'T INDICATE ANYTHING.

HANG UP NOW.

MITCH: WAS THAT THE STORE OWNER?

AMANDA: THE GIRL IN THE GREAT DRESS IS ALSO OUR

BAG MAN.

MITCH: OH.

WELL, LET'S SEE WHERE SHE GOES.

NOAH: SHE'S A VERY BAD DRIVER.

PRESTON: COME ON.

IF SHE TAKES IT SERIOUSLY, SHE'LL PASS.

NOAH: I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TALKED ME INTO

USING MY CAR FOR HER LICENSE TEST.

PRESTON: UH-OH.

LOOKS LIKE SHE DIDN'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.

NOAH: I'M SO SORRY.

VERONICA: WHY?

I JUST TOOK THE WRITTEN TEST.

I THINK I ACED IT.

I'M UPSET BECAUSE MY HAIR LOOKS TERRIBLE TODAY.

I KNOW I'M GOING TO HATE MY PICTURE.

PRESTON: VERONICA, TRUST ME.

YOU'RE VERY PHOTOGENIC.

THE ONLY TIME ANYONE'S EVER GOING TO SEE YOUR

PICTURE IS IF YOU GET A TICKET.

YOU MIGHT GET A FEW OF THOSE.

BUT, FOR NOW, YOU JUST GOT TO FOCUS ON TAKING CONTROL

OF THE CAR.

INSTRUCTOR: WHICH ONE OF YOU IS RUIZ?

MITCH: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON VACATION.

YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE TO BE HERE.

AMANDA: I'M NOT GOING TO LET AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE

THIS PASS ME BY.

I WANT TO KNOW WHO SHE'S PICKING UP THOSE CHECKS

FOR.

MITCH: WELL, I'LL GET HARVEY TO RUN THE PLATES

AND GET STARTED ON THE WARRANT, THEN.

AMANDA: GOOD.

MITCH: THAT'S A REALLY NICE DOOR.

AMANDA: HMM.

MITCH: HOPE WE DON'T HAVE TO KICK IT DOWN.

PRESTON: HEY, LET'S GO, VERONICA!

YOU GOT THIS!

NOAH: COME ON, V!

YOU CAN DO IT!

INSTRUCTOR: NO ADDRESSING THE APPLICANT, PLEASE.

START THE VEHICLE AND PULL INTO TRAFFIC.

START THE VEHICLE AND PULL INTO TRAFFIC.

PRESTON: WHY DOES SHE LOOK SO NERVOUS?

NOAH: I DON'T KNOW.

SHE JUST NEEDS TO RELAX.

PRESTON: VERONICA, WAIT!

PRESTON: HEY!

PRESTON: WHAT'S WRONG?

VERONICA: I'M LOSING IT.

LIKE I'M HAVING TOTAL ANXIETY ABOUT THIS TEST.

I JUST KNOW I'M GOING TO BLOW IT AGAIN, AND THEN

I'M NEVER GOING TO DRIVE, AND THEN I'M GOING TO END

UP LIKE THAT WEIRD OLD LADY WAITING FOR THE BUS

WITH THAT WEIRD OLD FUR HAT.

I JUST -- I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

I LITERALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO.

PRESTON: HEY, DAD.

DAD: HEY, PAL.

PRESTON: YOU GOT A MINUTE?

DAD: YEAH.

WHAT'S UP?

PRESTON: [SIGHS] I HAVE TO GIVE A SPEECH TOMORROW FOR

CLASS, AND I'M JUST NERVOUS.

DAD: WELL, PRES, IF YOU WEREN'T NERVOUS, I'D BE

WORRIED ABOUT YOU.

PRESTON: DO YOU HAVE ANY TIPS/ADVICE?

DAD: I MEAN, I GET NERVOUS EVERY TIME I GOT TO GIVE A

PRESENTATION.

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I DO?

PRESTON: WHAT?

DAD: YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO COVER YOUR EARS.

VERONICA: AND YOU PROBABLY THINK I'M TOTALLY INSANE,

RIGHT?

LIKE WHO BAILS ON A DRIVING TEST?

PRESTON: HEY.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST STOP EVERYTHING FOR A SECOND

AND JUST SCREAM?

VERONICA: SCREAM?

PRESTON: YEAH.

JUST LET IT OUT AND SCREAM.

VERONICA: LIKE THIS?

AH!

PRESTON: KIND OF.

I'M THINKING MORE LIKE AH!

VERONICA: AH!

PRESTON: AH!

VERONICA: [LAUGHING]

PRESTON: HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?

VERONICA: STRANGELY ENOUGH, CALMER.

PRESTON: GOOD.

VERONICA: THANKS.

PRESTON: YOU CAN THANK ME AFTER YOU PASS YOUR TEST.

PRESTON: GO GET 'EM.

AMANDA: ACCORDING TO HARVEY, THAT CAR IS

REGISTERED TO A JOHN COBERMAN.

COBERMAN WAS BUSTED FIVE YEARS AGO FOR GAS-STATION

SKIMMING.

MITCH: WELL, HE HAS UPPED HIS GAME, STEALING FROM

THE IRS.

AMANDA: I'M GUESSING COBERMAN IS IN THERE WITH

OUR GIRL IN THE GREAT DRESS.

WE NEED HARVEY TO BRING US THE WARRANT AND THE TEAM.

MITCH: YOU WANT TO DO THE HONORS?

AMANDA: I REALLY SHOULD BE AT HOME TODAY ON VACATION,

RELAXING.

COURSE, I DO.

[KNOCKING]

[DOOR SQUEAKS]

AMANDA: UNITED STATES POSTAL INSPECTORS, WE HAVE

A FEW QUESTIONS FOR YOU ABOUT THE CHECKS YOU JUST

PICKED UP.

YOUR BEST COURSE OF ACTION WOULD BE TO STEP BACK AND

LET US IN.

DON'T TELL ME.

LET ME GUESS.

JOHN COBERMAN?

JOHN: WHAT IS THIS?

AMANDA: U.S. POSTAL INSPECTORS,

AND THIS LOOKS AN AWFUL LOT

LIKE MAIL AND TAX FRAUD.

JOHN: YOU GOT A WARRANT?

MITCH: IN FACT, WE DO.

[PAPER SMACKS]

MITCH: IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, SEARCHING. AH.

JOHN: [SIGHS]

MITCH: YOUR WI-FI IS FANTASTIC,

AND WE HAVE YOU DEAD TO RIGHTS.

SO IF YOU PLEASE STAND UP, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.

PLACE YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK.

AMANDA: YOU, TOO, SISTER.

MITCH: AND NOW, BOSS, WILL YOU PLEASE GO ON VACATION?

AMANDA: I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.

AMANDA: I HAVE TO ASK.

WHERE DID YOU GET THIS DRESS?

WE'LL TALK LATER.

NOAH: IF MY CAR COMES BACK WITH EVEN A SCRATCH ON IT,

I'M HOLDING YOU PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE.

PRESTON: YOUR CAR IS GOING TO BE FINE, MAN.

VERONICA'S GOING TO ACE HER DRIVING TEST.

[CAR HORN HONKS]

OH, HERE SHE COMES.

VERONICA: [GASPS]

PRESTON: HOW'D YOU DO?

VERONICA: FEEL LIKE I DID ALL RIGHT.

NOAH: NEVER MIND HER.

WHAT ABOUT MY CAR?

VERONICA: WELL...

PRESTON: ALL RIGHT.

I CAN'T TAKE THIS.

DID SHE PASS OR NOT?

INSTRUCTOR: YES.

SHE PASSED, BARELY.

BUT DID YOU REALLY NEED TO SCREAM THE HOLD TIME?

VERONICA: IT RELAXES ME.

NOAH [PANTING]: SHE GOT HER LICENSE.

PRESTON: I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT.

NOAH: OKAY.

NOW, YOU GUYS CAN HIGH FIVE.

VERONICA: [GIGGLING]

GUY: IT'S NOT JUST CREDIT AND DEBIT CARDS

THAT CYBER HACKERS ARE AFTER THESE DAYS.

TAX-REFUND FRAUD HAS EXPLODED IN RECENT YEARS.

IN THIS SCAM, IDENTITY THIEVES TYPICALLY USE

STOLEN NAMES AND SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBERS TO FILE

VICTIMS' PHONY ELECTRONIC TAX RETURNS AND THEN

RECEIVE THEIR REFUNDS.

IT'S A GROWING EPIDEMIC.

ABOUT 1.6 MILLION AMERICANS WERE VICTIMS OF

I.D. THEFT OF TAX-REFUND CRIMES LAST YEAR.

AMANDA: IF YOU SUSPECT YOU'RE A VICTIM OF TAX

FRAUD, ACT FAST.

ALERTING YOUR BANK AND CREDIT REPORTING AGENCIES

CAN HELP STOP THIEVES FROM OPENING NEW ACCOUNTS.

REMEMBER, THEY DON'T JUST USE YOUR INFORMATION ONCE.

THEY USE IT AGAIN AND AGAIN.

THE FASTER YOU RESPOND, THE LESS TIME THEY HAVE TO

DO DAMAGE.

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