Original subtitles

PRESTON: I'M PRESTON WAINWRIGHT AND THIS

IS MY MOM, AMANDA.

SHE'S A UNITED STATES POSTAL INSPECTOR, WHICH

MEANS SHE SOLVES ANY CRIME THAT USES THE MAIL.

MY DAD WAS AN INSPECTOR, TOO, ONE OF THE BEST,

UNTIL I LOST HIM AND THE USE OF MY LEGS IN A CAR

ACCIDENT.

NOW, I'M FOLLOWING MY OWN DREAM WITH AN INTERNSHIP

IN THE CRIME LAB AND THE HELP OF MY BEST FRIENDS.

TOGETHER, WE ARE THE INSPECTORS.

MRS. FONTAINE: I STILL CAN'T GET OVER IT.

HE SEEMED SO NICE, AND HE KEPT TELLING ME THAT MY

CHANCES OF WINNING THE LOTTERY WERE HIGHER IN

CANADA THAN IN THE U.S., AND I GOT SO EXCITED WHEN

HE CALLED AND SAID I'D ACTUALLY WON.

NOT THE GRAND PRIZE, BUT $45,000.

MITCH: BUT YOU HAD TO SEND A CHECK TO COVER THE TAXES

BEFORE YOU GOT YOUR PRIZE MONEY, RIGHT?

MRS. FONTAINE: HOW COULD I BE SO FOOLISH?

I GUESS IF SOMETHING SEEMS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE,

IT USUALLY IS.

AMANDA: PLEASE DON'T BE TOO HARD ON YOURSELF, MRS.

FONTAINE.

YOU WEREN'T THE ONLY ONE TO BE TAKEN BY THIS SCAM.

UNFORTUNATELY, GETTING YOUR MONEY BACK FROM THESE

CROOKS CAN BE VERY, VERY TOUGH.

BUT WE'LL BE CONTACTING YOU IF THE SITUATION

CHANGES.

MRS. FONTAINE: THANK YOU.

THANK YOU, BOTH.

MITCH: WELL, THERE'S ANOTHER ONE WE CAN

ADD TO THE SABATINO FILE.

AMANDA: SIX MONTHS WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR HIM AND

HE'S STILL INVISIBLE.

MITCH: HE'S GOTTEN SLIPPERIER, TOO.

IT'S LIKE HIS TIME SERVED AT GREENVILLE WAS GOING TO

GRADUATE SCHOOL.

AMANDA: THEY REALLY DO PERFECT THEIR GAME IN

FEDERAL PRISON.

WE OUGHT TO CHARGE THEM TUITION.

MITCH: WHAT ARE WE NOT DOING?

I MEAN, HOW DO WE FIND THIS GUY?

AMANDA: MAYBE WE CAN MAKE HIM FIND US, TO CATCH A

BIG FISH...

MITCH: START WITH A SMALL FRY.

AMANDA: LET'S START WITH RONNIE LARSON.

PRESTON: NICE WORK, RICK, MAKING THE REST

OF US LOOK BAD.

[CHATTER]

PRESTON: NOAH, THAT'S THE COLOR FOR THE

GYM, NOT HERE.

NOAH: JUST WANT TO BREAK UP THE MONOTONY, MAN.

LOOKS KIND OF ARTSY.

PRESTON: EASY, PICASSO, ALL RIGHT?

SAVE YOUR CREATIVITY AND JUST GO WITH THE COLOR

WE'RE USING.

NOAH: OKAY, BORING IS WHAT YOU WANT.

[CHATTER]

[PRESTON GIGGLES]

JACQUELINE: YOU'RE PRESTON, RIGHT?

PRESTON: YEAH.

JACQUELINE: JACQUELINE HATCH, I'M IN YOUR ENGLISH

LIT. CLASS.

I HEARD YOU TELL OUR PROFESSOR THAT HEMINGWAY

MIGHT BE THE ROCK STAR, BUT F. SCOTT FITZGERALD

WAS THE TRUE VOICE OF 20TH CENTURY AMERICAN FICTION.

PRESTON: THANK YOU, AND THANKS FOR VOLUNTEERING.

JACQUELINE: YEAH.

YOU KNOW, IT IS SO NEAT TO MEET A COOL GUY THAT GETS

LITERATURE BUT ISN'T A COMPLETE NERD.

PRESTON: REALLY?

BECAUSE I THOUGHT ME GETTING LITERATURE

AUTOMATICALLY MADE ME A NERD.

JACQUELINE: I LOVE YOUR PASSION.

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE ENGLISH STUDY BUDDIES?

I THINK IT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN, AND I REALLY

FEEL LIKE WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE, NO PUN

INTENDED, OF COURSE.

PRESTON: YEAH.

OKAY.

SURE.

JACQUELINE: GREAT!

PRESIDENT'S CAFEÉ, TOMORROW, 3:00 SHARP.

PRESTON: OKAY.

[CHATTER]

NOAH: YOU JUST GOT ASKED OUT BRO-HAN.

PRESTON: NO.

IT'S JUST A STUDY THING.

VERONICA: JUST A STUDY THING?

SHE'S THE TYPE OF WHO SAYS IT'S A STUDY THING.

BUT IN HER MIND, SHE'S ALREADY PLANNING HER

WHIMSICAL AND RUSTIC-BUT-SOPHISTICATED

WEDDING IN A LAVISH SEASIDE MANSION IN

MARTHA'S VINEYARD.

PRESTON: [GIGGLING]

VERONICA: BE CAREFUL.

[FOOTSTEPS]

NOAH: WHOSE WEDDING ARE WE TALKING

ABOUT?

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

MITCH: RONNIE LAWSON.

RONNIE: WHO'S ASKING?

AMANDA: WE'RE U.S. POSTAL INSPECTORS.

WE HAVE PROOF THAT YOU'RE INVOLVED IN A FOREIGN

LOTTERY SCAM.

MITCH: YOU MIND IF WE JOIN YOU?

RONNIE: KIND OF.

AMANDA: WE'VE TRACED, THROUGH THE MAIL, DOZENS

OF CHECKS FROM VICTIMS TO YOU.

RONNIE: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

MITCH: WELL, YOU'VE BEEN UNDER SURVEILLANCE FOR

QUITE A WHILE, AND NOW -- WELL, NOW, YOU'RE UNDER

ARREST.

AMANDA: NOW, RONNIE, I KNOW YOU'RE THINKING, I'M

YOUNGER THAN THESE TWO.

I CAN PROBABLY OUTRUN THEM, WHICH COULD BE TRUE.

BUT LET ME JUST SHARE SOMETHING WITH YOU.

THOSE TWO GUYS AT THE TABLE BEHIND US ARE FBI,

AND THAT YOUNG COUPLE OVER THERE UNDER THE TREE, IN

SUCH GREAT SHAPE, THEY'RE FEDERAL MARSHALLS.

SO YOU JUST TAKE ONE LAST BITE OF YOUR VEGGIE

BURGER, BECAUSE WHERE YOU'RE GOING, HEALTH FOOD

ISN'T ON THE MENU.

MITCH: YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.

ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN BE USED AGAINST YOU IN THE

COURT OF LAW.

YOU HAVE A -- STAND UP.

YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO AN ATTORNEY.

[MOTOR RUNNING]

[DOOR SLAMS]

MITCH: ARE YOU HOLDING OUT ON ME?

I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD BACKUP.

AMANDA: THEY WEREN'T BACKUP.

THEY WERE JUST PEOPLE EATING LUNCH.

YOU DIDN'T WANT TO CHASE HIM, DID YOU?

MITCH: WELL, YOU KNOW, I AM IN FANTASTIC SHAPE AND

ALL, BUT -- NO. NO. I DIDN'T.

JACQUELINE: WOW.

THAT LAST MONET PAINTING REALLY SPOKE TO ME.

PRESTON: YEAH, CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THOSE WATER

LILIES.

JACQUELINE: YOU KNOW, A LOT OF HISTORIANS SAY HE'S

THE FATHER OF IMPRESSIONISM.

PRESTON: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE FATHER, MAYBE

LIKE A SECOND COUSIN.

JACQUELINE: YOU ARE SO CLEVER.

I'M SO GLAD WE MET.

WE HAVE A LOT IN COMMON.

PRESTON: YEAH, SEEMS LIKE IT.

JACQUELINE: OH!

I HAVE TICKETS TO THIS HOT NEW BAND NEXT TUESDAY.

THEN, THURSDAY, THERE'S A SCREENING OF BREAKFAST AT

TIFFANY'S ON ACTUAL FILM, AND, OVER THE WEEKEND, I

WAS THINKING WE COULD HANG OUT WITH MY BEST FRIEND

AND HER BOYFRIEND.

PRESTON: WOW.

THREE DAYS OF PLANS.

JACQUELINE: OH!

WE CAN DO MORE, IF YOU WANT.

PRESTON: OH, NO. NO. NO.

THREE'S PLENTY.

JACQUELINE: YEAH.

COME ON.

CHECK OUT THIS STORE.

MITCH: LOOK, RONNIE.

I SEE YOU GOT NO PRIORS.

THAT'S GOOD.

BUT YOU ARE STILL GOING TO DO SOME SERIOUS TIME.

LOOK.

I CAN'T PROMISE ANYTHING.

BUT YOUR COOPERATION IS GOING TO LOOK A LOT BETTER

TO A JUDGE THAN SHUTTING DOWN ON US.

RONNIE: WHY SHOULD I COOPERATE?

MITCH: WELL, FOR STARTERS, YOU'VE BEEN ARRESTED AND

CHARGED WITH MAIL FRAUD.

AMANDA: NO JURY WILL BELIEVE YOU WERE INNOCENT,

ONCE THOSE VICTIMS GET ON THE STAND.

SENIORS WHO CAN'T PAY FOR THEIR ELECTRIC, THEIR

HEAT.

YOU WILL BE CONVICTED.

DO YOURSELF A FAVOR.

WE'RE AFTER A BIGGER FISH.

WE ARE AFTER SABATINO.

WHERE IS HE?

RONNIE: I DON'T KNOW.

I'M OUT OF THE LOOP!

I JUST GET THE CHECKS, CASH THEM, AND SEND THEM

ALONG.

LOOK.

I NEVER DID ANYTHING ILLEGAL BEFORE IN MY LIFE.

I LOST MY JOB.

I HAD BILLS.

HELP ME OUT HERE.

MITCH: WE'D LIKE TO HELP YOU.

BUT YOU GOT TO HELP US.

RONNIE: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

AMANDA: BY THE END OF THIS WEEK,

WE'LL START CUTTING OFF SABATINO'S MONEY STREAM.

MITCH: NOW, THAT'LL ACCOMPLISH TWO THINGS FOR

US.

FIRST, WE'LL BE ABLE TO RETURN MONEY TO SOME OF

THE VICTIMS, AND, SECONDLY, HOPEFULLY THIS

BRINGS SABATINO OUT IN THE OPEN TO FIND OUT WHAT'S

GOING ON.

MALE 1: WE STILL HAVE NO LOCATION ON HIM?

AMANDA: HE MAY ACTUALLY BE IN CANADA.

BUT HE ALSO COULD BE IN ANY FOREIGN COUNTRY WHOSE

BANKING LAWS ARE LOOSE ENOUGH FOR HIM.

MITCH: BUT RATHER THAN SPEND MORE TIME AND EFFORT

TRYING TO FIND HIM, THIS NEW APPROACH IS DESIGNED

TO BRING HIM TO US.

AMANDA: ONE OF OUR MAIN PRIORITIES IS TO KEEP

RONNIE LAWSON PROTECTED.

ONCE SABATINO REALIZES HIS MONEY STREAM HAS BEEN CUT

OFF, THERE COULD BE TROUBLE.

PRESTON: SO, DAD, HOW DO YOU CATCH A SMART CROOK?

DAD: WELL, THE SMART ONES COULD SMELL A COP FROM A

MILE AWAY.

SO, TO CATCH A CROOK, YOU GOT TO THINK LIKE A CROOK.

[HUFFS]

PRESTON: OOH!

DAD: THAT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU'RE GOING TO BEAT THEM

AT THEIR OWN GAME.

PRESTON: HMM.

AMANDA: WE'LL RECORD

RONNIE'S CALLS FROM THE WAREHOUSE, KEEPING THE

LOCATION UNDER SURVEILLANCE, ALTERNATING

SHIFTS.

THEN, WE WAIT AND SEE IF SABATINO TAKES THE BAIT.

ALL RIGHT, IF THERE ARE NO OTHER QUESTIONS, LET'S GET

TO WORK.

PRESTON: HEY, MOM?

AMANDA: HMM?

PRESTON: HEY, I WAS THINKING.

RATHER THAN CUTTING OFF HIS ENTIRE MONEY STREAM,

MAYBE PINCHING A LITTLE BIT EACH TIME WOULD MAKE

MR. SABATINO THINK ONE OF HIS OWN GUYS IS SKIMMING,

MIGHT BRING HIM OUT SOONER.

AMANDA: INTERESTING IDEA.

AMANDA: HEY, MITCH.

HOW MUCH UNDERCOVER CASH WE AUTHORIZED TO RUN THIS

OP?

MITCH: NEVER ENOUGH.

AMANDA: I'LL TALK TO THE INSPECTOR IN CHARGE.

GET HEADQUARTERS INVOLVED, IF NECESSARY.

MITCH: WHAT?

WE GOT A NEW PLAN?

AMANDA: PRESTON'S RIGHT.

INSTEAD OF CUTTING OFF SABATINO'S MONEY STREAM

COMPLETELY, LET'S TRY SLOWING IT DOWN A LITTLE

EACH WEEK.

MITCH: THAT OUGHT TO GET HIS ATTENTION.

VERONICA: I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT PRESTON.

HE'S NOT RETURNING MY TEXTS.

HAVE YOU SEEN HIM LATELY?

NOAH: NOT FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.

HE SAID HE WAS PRETTY BUSY.

VERONICA: WITH WHAT?

NOAH: THINK YOU MEAN WITH WHO.

PRESTON: YEAH. OH!

VERONICA: PRESTON, WHAT'S UP?

PRESTON: HEY, GUYS.

VERONICA: I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO SEE A MOVIE

LAST NIGHT.

I NEVER HEARD FROM YOU.

PRESTON: I WAS...

JACQUELINE: OH!

PRES AND I WENT TO SEE THIS GREAT NEW BAND AT

HAMPTON GROUNDS.

VERONICA: PRES AND YOU?

NICE.

SO, HOW'D YOU LIKE THE BAND, PRES?

JACQUELINE: UGH, HE WAS BLOWN AWAY, WEREN'T YOU?

VERONICA: REALLY, JACQUELINE?

WELL, NOAH AND I WERE JUST GOING FOR COFFEE.

MAYBE YOU COULD TELL ME IF PRES WOULD LIKE TO COME.

PRESTON: WELL, ACTUALLY, GUYS, YOU KNOW...

JACQUELINE: HE CAN'T.

WE HAVE A MEETING WITH OUR LIT. PROFESSOR.

SHALL WE?

PRESTON: YEAH.

VERONICA: YEAH, WELL, MAYBE

YOU COULD WORK US INTO NEXT WEEK'S SCHEDULE!

NOAH: THAT IS ONE SHORT LEASH.

VERONICA: THAT GIRL IS DRIVING HIM CRAZY, AND HE

DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO GET AWAY FROM HER.

NOAH: IF IT GETS REALLY BAD, WE CAN ALWAYS CALL

911.

VERONICA [GIGGLING]: RIGHT.

AMANDA: AND I'M OUT!

PRESTON: OH, COME ON.

YOU EVEN LEFT ME WITH A TON OF POINTS.

DAVID: SO WHAT'S THE SCORE?

PRESTON: I HAVE 15.

YOU'VE GOT 52, AND AFTER THAT HAND, MOM HAS 112.

AMANDA: WAHOO!

I AM ANNIHILATING YOU!

PRESTON: GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP, MOM.

DAVID: COME ON, PRESTON.

YOU BEAT US ALL THE TIME.

YOU SHOULD TAKE A PICTURE OF THE SCORECARD AND POST

IT ONLINE.

AMANDA: OH!

PRESTON: OH, DON'T DO THAT.

AMANDA: GOOD IDEA!

PRESTON: DON'T DO THAT.

AMANDA: OH, I AM DOING THAT.

PRESTON: HEY, SO WHAT DO I DO ABOUT THIS JACQUELINE

GIRL?

DAVID: THE ONE THAT KEEPS TEXTING YOU EVERY FIVE

MINUTES?

PRESTON: YUP, AND WE'RE NOT EVEN ACTUALLY DATING.

SHE'S JUST A LITTLE TOO MUCH FOR ME.

YOU KNOW, SHE'S CUTE.

SHE'S SMART.

BUT, SHE'S JUST A LITTLE...

AMANDA: OVERWHELMING?

PRESTON: YES, AND I'M TRYING TO COME UP WITH A

NICE WAY TO TELL HER TO JUST BACK OFF A LITTLE

BIT.

DAVID: DID YOU SHUFFLE THESE?

AMANDA: HEY, WAIT A SECOND.

IS THIS WHOLE ASK-MOM'S-ADVICE THING

JUST A PLOY TO DISTRACT ME FROM THE GAME THAT I AM

FINALLY WINNING?

PRESTON: WHAT?

NO!

I WOULD NEVER DO THAT.

AMANDA: YEAH.

PRESTON: I ACTUALLY DO WANT YOUR ADVICE.

WHAT DO I DO, BECAUSE I KIND OF LIKE HER?

SHE JUST DOESN'T GIVE ME ANY SPACE.

AMANDA: HOW ABOUT YOU TELL HER WHAT YOU JUST TOLD US.

DAVID: THAT'S HONEST AND TO THE POINT.

AMANDA: ANYONE COULD UNDERSTAND THAT.

EXCEPT MAYBE HER.

RONNIE: I SWEAR, MR. SABATINO, I DON'T KNOW

WHAT'S HAPPENING.

WHEN I GET THE MONEY, I SEND IT TO YOU!

GARY: I'M $10,000 LIGHT THIS WEEK.

LAST WEEK, IT WAS 8,000.

WEEK BEFORE THAT, IT'S SEVEN.

WE'RE NOT TRENDING DOWN HERE.

THIS IS THEFT.

SOMEONE IS STEALING!

RONNIE: WELL, IT'S NOT ME.

I JUST TAKE WHAT COMES IN DIRECTLY TO THE BANK, AND

TRY THE BANK!

GARY: EVERYONE ELSE IS ROLLING.

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE OF MY GUYS THAT'S LIGHT, AND

YOUR AREA IS ONE OF MY TOP MARKETS.

RONNIE: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU.

GARY: UH-HUH.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL ME, RONNIE, BECAUSE

YOU'RE LYING.

YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME FACE-TO-FACE.

PUT MY MONEY BACK, RONNIE.

[SNAP]

[CLANG]

MITCH: WOW.

MUST BE A BURNER PHONE, SO WE GOT IT ON TAPE, BUT WE

WON'T BE ABLE TO TRACE IT.

AMANDA: WELL, WE GOT HIM STIRRED UP.

RONNIE: NO OFFENSE, TRUST YOU GUYS.

SABATINO IS REALLY DANGEROUS.

THERE'S MORE THAN JUST THE TWO OF YOU GUYS PROTECTING

ME, RIGHT?

JACQUELINE: AND ON THE 28TH, IT'S THE SEMINAR ON

BLACK-AND-WHITE PHOTOGRAPHY.

OKAY.

YOU ARE NOW OFFICIALLY BOOKED THE NEXT TWO WEEKS.

I INPUT IT ALL ON YOUR CALENDAR.

PRESTON: WOW, AND WHAT AM I DOING FOR GROUNDHOG DAY?

JACQUELINE: WELL, THERE IS THIS ONE EVENT I...

PRESTON: ACTUALLY, JACQUELINE, I WAS KIDDING.

JACQUELINE: OH.

PRESTON: LOOK.

WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER LIKE NONSTOP, AND

CONSIDERING...

JACQUELINE: CONSIDERING WHAT?

PRESTON: JUST CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT WE'RE NOT,

YOU KNOW, BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND.

JACQUELINE: WHAT ARE WE THEN?

PRESTON: WE'RE FRIENDS.

PRESTON: LOOK, I LIKE YOU A LOT.

BUT, I KIND OF NEED SOME SPACE.

JACQUELINE: OKAY.

I GET IT.

YOU NEED SOME EVOLVING TIME.

I CAN SCHEDULE THAT FOR NEXT WEEK.

PRESTON: THAT'S...

JACQUELINE: OH!

LET'S GET A MOVE ON.

THE WOMEN'S LITERATURE SEMINAR IS ABOUT TO START,

AND I WANT TO GET GOOD SEATS.

READY?

PRESTON [WHISPERING]: EVOLVING TIME?

AMANDA: GREAT.

YET ANOTHER VIDEO OF A CAT WHO CAN PLAY THE PIANO,

YOU KNOW WHAT'D BE REALLY IMPRESSIVE?

CAT WHO COULD PLAY THE TROMBONE, YEAH, THEN I'LL

GIVE YOU A LIKE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU RAN A LOTTERY SCAM FROM THIS

PLACE.

HOW DO YOU SPEND EIGHT HOURS A DAY IN HERE?

I'D GO NUTS!

RONNIE: I DON'T KNOW.

WATCH A LOT OF TELENOVELAS.

NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON, BUT EVERYONE IS MUY

BONITA.

MITCH: WELL, I HAVE DONE IT.

WE NOW HAVE A FUNCTIONING TOILET.

AMANDA: YOU'RE A MAN OF MANY HIDDEN TALENTS.

MITCH: YEAH.

I PICKED IT UP IN RANGERS.

I HAD A PERSONALITY CONFLICT WITH MY CO THAT

WAS NEVER QUITE RESOLVED.

SO, I DID A LOT OF LATRINE DUTY.

AMANDA: OOH, WE GOT A CAR COMING.

MITCH: WELL, YOU GOT INSPECTORS AND LOCAL

POLICE OFFICERS.

TAKE IT EASY.

JUST ANSWER THE DOOR.

AMANDA [WHISPERING]: WE'LL BE RIGHT HERE.

MALE 2: HELLO, RONNIE.

RONNIE: WHAT DO YOU WANT?

MALE 2: SIXTY GRAND, FOR STARTERS.

WHO ARE THEY?

AMANDA: WE'RE U.S. POSTAL INSPECTORS.

WE HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS FOR YOU.

MALE 2 [SNICKERING]: YOU'RE KIDDING ME.

MITCH: DO WE LOOK LIKE WE'RE KIDDING?

NOAH: JACQUELINE AT 12:00.

VERONICA [SIGHS]: PRESTON, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM THIS GIRL FOREVER.

NOAH: SHE'S HEADING TOWARDS THE EXIT,

AND NOW SHE'S OUT.

YOU'RE SAFE.

PRESTON: YOU'RE RIGHT.

CAN'T HIDE FROM THIS GIRL FOREVER, I'M GOING TO HAVE

TO TRANSFER SCHOOLS.

VERONICA: WHY DON'T YOU JUST MAN UP AND TELL HER

THE TRUTH?

PRESTON: I TRIED TO.

IT DIDN'T WORK.

NOAH: I COULD DAZZLE HER WITH MY CHARM.

VERONICA: YOU AREN'T THE KIND OF GUY WHO WANTS TO

HURT SOMEBODY'S FEELINGS.

BUT SOMETIMES, YOU'VE GOT TO RIP OFF THE BAND-AID.

AMANDA: EVERYONE STAYS PUT.

WE'RE NOT COMING OUT.

DO NOT APPROACH THE CAR.

WE'RE GOING TO WAIT.

MITCH: SO WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?

AMANDA: JUST A HUNCH.

YOU DIDN'T COME HERE ALONE, DID YOU?

MITCH: WHAT, YOU THINK SOMEONE ELSE IS IN THE CAR?

AMANDA: NOT JUST SOMEONE, SABATINO.

AMANDA: EVERYONE HOLD THEIR POSITIONS, ANY MOVEMENT?

MALE 3: NOTHING YET.

MALE 3: WAIT A MINUTE, WHITE MALE, 45,

EXITING THE CAR.

MALE 3: HEADING TO THE WAREHOUSE.

DO YOU WANT US TO TAKE HIM?

AMANDA: NO.

WE'VE WAITED A LONG TIME FOR THIS.

AMANDA: POLICE!

GARY SABATINO, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST.

SHOW ME YOUR HANDS.

MITCH: OH, LEAVING SO SOON, GARY?

WHY DON'T YOU STAY FOR THE PARTY?

AMANDA: AS KINGPIN, YOU'RE LOOKING AT 5 YEARS FOR

EVERY PERSON YOU SCAMMED.

MITCH: THAT WAS A HECK OF A HUNCH, INSPECTOR.

PRESTON: LOOK, JACQUELINE, WE NEED TO TALK.

JACQUELINE: SURE, ABSOLUTELY.

BUT, WE CAN DO THAT LATER.

RIGHT NOW, WE NEED TO HURRY TO KAPLAN HALL SO WE

CAN GET FRONT ROW SEATS TO THE VICE PRESIDENT'S

SPEECH.

PRESTON: LOOK, WE NEED TO TALK RIGHT NOW.

VERONICA: THAT'S RIGHT, JACKIE.

WE ARE GOING TO TALK RIGHT NOW.

JACQUELINE: VERONICA, WHAT ARE YOU...

VERONICA: I AM THE LOVE OF THIS GUY'S LIFE.

PRESTON HAS BEEN MY MAN FROM PRESCHOOL,

KINDERGARTEN, ELEMENTARY, AND HIGH SCHOOL, ALL THE

WAY HERE TO JAMESTOWN, AND I HAVE HAD TO SIT BACK AND

WATCH YOU TRY AND MOVE IN ON HIM, BECAUSE I WAS JUST

WAITING FOR THE RESTRAINING ORDER TO LIFE

ON THE LAST STAGE FIVE CLINGER WHO TRIED THAT.

BUT NOW, IT'S D-DAY FOR YOU, MS. BFF, AND I WANT

YOU TO KNOW, IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS, PRESTON

IS MINE.

JACQUELINE: PRESTON, IS THIS TRUE?

PRESTON: I MEAN, I HAVE KNOWN HER SINCE PRESCHOOL.

JACQUELINE: PRESTON, I HAVE TO TELL YOU THE NEXT

TIME YOU GET INVOLVED WITH SOMEBODY ELSE, YOU MIGHT

WANT TO CONSIDER TELLING THEM THE TRUTH, UPFRONT.

PRESTON: YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT,

JACQUELINE, AND I'M GOING TO WORK ON THAT.

BUT, I REALLY TRIED BEING HONEST WITH YOU.

JACQUELINE: WELL, IF THAT'S HOW THINGS ARE,

THEN I DON'T WANT ANY PART OF THIS LITTLE DRAMA FEST,

HMM.

VERONICA [GIGGLES]: YOU'RE WELCOME.

EMMA: HI, I'M EMMA.

YOU'RE PRESTON, RIGHT?

I HEAR YOU'RE PRESIDENT OF THE CYBER FORUM.

PRESTON: YEAH.

YEAH, I AM.

BUT YOU KNOW...

NOAH: AND I'M NOAH.

I'M PRESTON'S RIGHT-HAND MAN.

I PUT THE FIRE IN THE FIREWALL.

HEY.

WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME AND I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT

SOME OTHER RAD NERDY ORGANIZATIONS I BELONG TO?

GUY: PLAIN AND SIMPLE,

PLAYING A FOREIGN LOTTERY IS ILLEGAL.

BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER TO THE CRIMINALS WHO RUN

THESE FRAUDS.

THEY STILL CONTINUE TO MAIL MILLIONS OF WINNING

LETTERS TO UNSUSPECTING VICTIMS IN THE

UNITED STATES.

POSTAL INSPECTORS WORK HARD TO INTERCEPT THESE

FOREIGN-LOTTERY MAILINGS AS THEY COME ACROSS THE

BORDER.

BUT SOME STILL MAKE IT THROUGH.

AMANDA: IF YOU DO RECEIVE ONE OF THESE

FOREIGN-LOTTERY MAILINGS, YOU ARE NOT A WINNER.

IN FACT, THE ODDS ARE AGAINST YOU.

YOU CAN'T BE A WINNER IN A CONTEST YOU DIDN'T EVEN

ENTER.

SO NEVER WIRE OR SEND MONEY TO ANYONE, ANYWHERE

WHO SAYS YOU'VE WON A PRIZE.

IF IT SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE,

ODDS ARE IT'S A SCAM.

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