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PRESTON: I'M PRESTON WAYNERIFE

AND THIS IS MY MOM, AMANDA.

SHE'S A UNITED STATES POSTAL INSPECTOR, WHICH

MEANS SHE SOLVES ANY CRIME THAT USES THE MAIL.

MY DAD WAS AN INSPECTOR, TOO, ONE OF THE BEST,

UNTIL I LOST HIM AND THE USE OF MY LEGS IN A CAR

ACCIDENT.

NOW I'M FOLLOWING MY OWN DREAM WITH AN INTERNSHIP

IN THE CRIME LAB AND THE HELP OF MY BEST FRIENDS.

TOGETHER, WE ARE THE INSPECTORS.

GWEN: I KNOW IT SOUNDS STUPID.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I DID IT.

I WAS PROMISED I WOULD GET 3,000 DOLLARS.

THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY FOR ME.

AMANDA: I'M SURE IT SOUNDED GOOD.

YOU MET SOMEONE ONLINE.

THEY CONVINCED YOU TURN OVER YOUR DEBIT CARD SO

THEY CAN RUN A CHECK THROUGH YOUR BANK ACCOUNT,

AND THEY PROMISED TO SPLIT THE MONEY WITH YOU.

INSTEAD, THEY JUST EMPTIED YOUR ACCOUNT.

IT'S CALLED CARD CRACKING.

IT'S ONE OF THE NEWER SCHEMES AROUND.

GWEN: MY PARENTS ARE OUT OF COLLEGE MONEY.

AMANDA: IF IT'S ANY COMFORT.

YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE TO BE VICTIMIZED BY THIS SCAM.

BUT, GWEN, WE NEED YOUR HELP TO IDENTIFY THIS

CRIMINAL.

NOW, YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT YOU NEVER CAME INTO

CONTACT WITH THIS PERSON, THAT EVERYTHING HAPPENED

ONLINE.

GWEN: YES.

AMANDA: THAT'S JUST HARD TO BELIEVE, GWEN.

ARE YOU NOT TELLING ME EVERYTHING BECAUSE

SOMEONE'S THREATENING YOU?

GWEN: NO.

AMANDA: IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND, YOU CAN CALL ME ANY

TIME, DAY OR NIGHT.

[FOOTSTEPS]

[DOOR CLOSES]

MITCH: SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

AMANDA: THOSE TEARS ARE REAL.

BUT I'M NOT SURE IF SHE'S JUST SAD OR REALLY SCARED.

SOMEBODY COULD BE THREATENING HER.

MITCH: SHE'S PROBABLY LYING.

AMANDA: YOU THINK EVERYONE'S LYING.

MITCH: OKAY.

LET'S SEE.

SHE DEFINITELY NEEDS OUR HELP.

AMANDA: YEAH.

LET'S GET STARTED.

[DIGITAL BEEPS]

PRESTON: [PANTING]

MALE 1: KEEP IT UP.

GOOD.

FOCUS.

LAST ONE.

PRESTON: EVERY TIME YOU SAY LAST ONE, THERE'S

ALWAYS ONE MORE.

MALE 1: FOR REAL, LET'S GO LAST ONE, FOCUS.

OKAY, ONE MORE.

COME ON, JUST KIDDING.

PRESTON: THAT'S 16?

MALE 1: WAY TO GO.

SO, HOW DO YOU FEEL?

PRESTON: STRANGELY ENOUGH, TALLER.

MALE 1: EVERY DAY, YOU GOT TO REACH FOR MORE.

PRESTON: I THINK IT'S TIME TO REACH FOR WATER.

MALE 1: SO HOW'S COLLEGE?

PRESTON: IT'S GREAT.

I LOVE MY FRIENDS, LOVE THE SCHOOL.

BUT STILL TRYING TO HANDLE HOW SOME PEOPLE REACT

TO THIS, BUT...

MALE 1: YOU KNOW, WHEN I GOT OUT OF WALTER REED,

IT TOOK ME A WHILE TO FIND A PLACE OF PEACE.

EVENTUALLY, I GOT STRONGER AND ACCEPTED MY NEW

NORMAL.

THAT MADE IT EASIER FOR PEOPLE TO ACCEPT ME.

YOU'LL GET THERE.

I HAVE NO DOUBT.

AMANDA: MORNING, GUYS.

PRESTON: MORNING, MOM.

MALE 1: GOOD MORNING, AMANDA.

THIS MAN IS READY TO GO.

AMANDA: GOOD WORK.

I'M JUST GLAD I'M NOT THE ONE WHO HAS TO WAKE HIM UP

EVERY MORNING.

MALE 1: NO PROBLEM.

I WISH ALL MY CLIENTS HAD PRESTON'S ATTITUDE.

YOU LOOK READY, TOO, MUST FEEL GOOD TO GET BACK ON

THE JOB.

AMANDA: IT IS GOOD.

IT IS.

I'M JUST WAITING FOR MY A GAME TO SHOW UP.

PRESTON: MOM, YOUR A GAME NEVER WENT ANYWHERE.

YOU MADE IT THROUGH A ONE-YEAR LEAVE.

YOU STAYED IN GREAT SHAPE.

YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE SAME GREAT TEAM LEADER YOU

ALWAYS WERE.

AMANDA: HE'S BIASED.

MALE 1: AND HE'S RIGHT.

PRESTON: COME ON, MOM.

YOU'RE ONE OF THE BEST INSPECTORS THE AGENCY'S

EVER SEEN.

DAD USED TO ALWAYS SAY THAT.

AMANDA: YES, MY OTHER NUMBER ONE FAN.

BUT, I STILL...

PRESTON: HOW AM I GOING TO GET THROUGH THIS

PEP TALK IF YOU KEEP INTERRUPTING ME WITH LOGIC?

AMANDA: YOU'RE RIGHT, COACH.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT.

YOU'RE COMING IN TODAY, RIGHT?

PRESTON: YEAH.

I'M INTERNING FROM 3:00 TO 5:00.

BUT THERE'S GOING TO COME A DAY WHEN I'M OUT THERE

WITH YOU.

I'M GOING TO WALK AGAIN, MOM, AND THEN I'M GOING TO

BE A POSTAL INSPECTOR.

AMANDA: PRESTON, FOR NOW, MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST

FOCUS ON BEING AN INTERN IN THE CRIME LAB.

THE REPORTS I'VE BEEN GETTING ON YOU ARE

EXCELLENT.

PRESTON: I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE UP ON ANY OF MY

GOALS.

AMANDA: YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

BUT, HONEY, I'M JUST SAYING TAKE IT ONE DAY AT

A TIME.

DON'T RUSH THINGS.

PRESTON: THEY SAID THAT TO STEVE JOBS.

THEY SAID IT TO THE WRIGHT BROTHERS.

THEY SAID IT TO JOEY CHESTNUT.

AMANDA: WHO'S JOEY CHESTNUT?

PRESTON: HE WON THE 92ND ANNUAL HOT DOG EATING

CONTEST.

AMANDA: OH, YEAH, THAT JOEY CHESTNUT.

PRESTON: YOU LOOKING FOR THESE?

AMANDA: WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU, AND LUNCH?

[DIGITAL BEEPING]

[TYPING ON KEYBOARD]

[CRUNCHING ON CHIPS]

[LIGHTLY CRUNCHING]

AMANDA: HEY, SETH.

MITCH: HEY.

AMANDA: HEY.

MITCH: WELL, I JUST FINISHED OUR UNDERCOVER

STUDENT ACCOUNT TO MATCH GWEN'S PROFILE.

AMANDA: UM-HMM.

MITCH: SO THE HOOK IS BAITED, BUT NO BITES YET.

AMANDA: NO MESSAGES?

NO FRIEND REQUESTS, WE SHOULD BE GETTING A LOT

MORE TRACTION.

BY THE WAY, THIS IS THE COSTA RICAN ROAST.

THEY WERE OUT OF THE COLUMBI.

BUT I GOT THE 2-PERCENT MILK.

MITCH: I CAN'T DRINK THAT.

AMANDA: THE GUY SAID IT TASTES THE SAME.

MITCH: OH, IT'S NOT THE TASTE.

IT'S THE ACIDITY, LEADS TO FREE RADICALS AND

INFLAMMATION.

[COFFEE CUP BUMPS COASTER]

AMANDA: THE CARD CRACKERS COULD BE IDENTIFYING US AS

A BOGUS PROFILE.

HOW MANY FRIENDS DO WE HAVE ON THIS?

MITCH: ABOUT 20.

AMANDA: NOT ENOUGH, WE NEED 200 MORE, MAYBE 400.

THESE GUYS ARE SMART.

THEY HIT AND RUN.

WE GOT A BUNCH OF VICTIMS AND THE LIST KEEPS

GROWING.

LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU GOT A BITE.

[TYPING ON KEYBOARD]

AMANDA: BY THE WAY, MITCH, FROM NOW ON LET'S

JUST EACH GET OUR OWN COFFEE.

THIS WHOLE 2-PERCENT, COLUMBIAN ROAST, FREE

RADICALS THING IS REALLY WORKING MY LAST NERVE.

MITCH: WELL, YOU SEEM A LITTLE STRESSED.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD CUT BACK ON THE COFFEE.

AMANDA: RIGHT, IT'S THE COFFEE.

PRESTON: SO SOMEBODY STOLE ALL THE MONEY IN

ALEX'S BANK ACCOUNT?

VERONICA: YEAH.

HE'S GOT TO LEAVE SCHOOL NOW.

HE WASN'T ON SCHOLARSHIP.

THAT WAS HIS PARENTS' MONEY.

A BUNCH OF US ARE GOING TO HELP HIM MOVE OUT TODAY.

NOAH: I KNOW ALEX.

WE PLAYED LITTLE LEAGUE TOGETHER, AND HE HAD A

RUNNY NOSE UNTIL HE WAS ABOUT 15.

BUT, HE COULD HIT ANY PITCH YOU THREW AT HIM.

VERONICA: SOMEBODY SAID SOMETHING ABOUT HIS DEBIT

CARD.

TURNS OUT THE WHOLE THING WAS A SCAM.

ALEX WAS ALWAYS TRYING TO MAKE SOME EXTRA MONEY.

PRESTON: WAIT.

ALEX IS THE SECOND CASE ON CAMPUS.

WHY ARE THEY PICKING STUDENTS?

[FINGERS SNAP]

BECAUSE THEIR PARENTS SEND THEM MONEY.

NOAH: GUESS I'M LUCKY, BECAUSE I'VE GOT NO MONEY.

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

VERONICA: THERE'S MY STUDY GROUP.

I GOT TO GO.

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

PRESTON: SO, I HAD A CRAZY DREAM ABOUT VERONICA

LAST NIGHT.

NOAH: SHE'S LIKE OUR SISTER.

PRESTON: SO IN THE DREAM, WE'RE AT THIS LAUNDROMAT

FOLDING OUR CLOTHES.

I DON'T KNOW, MAN.

IT FELT DIFFERENT TO BE WITH HER.

NOAH: PRESTON, I THINK YOU'RE BORDERLINE HERE,

MAN.

PRESTON: WELL, NO, THAT WASN'T ALL OF IT, NOAH,

ALL RIGHT?

THERE WAS ALSO THIS LEOPARD AT THE MACHINE

NEXT TO US, AND HE ASKED ME FOR SOME QUARTERS.

I NEVER DREAM ABOUT VERONICA, MAN.

WHAT IS THAT ALL ABOUT?

NOAH: MAYBE IT'S YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS SAYING

WHATEVER SUB-CONSCIOUSNESS IS SAYING.

PRESTON [SCOFFS] : OKAY.

NOAH: TO WASH OFF ALL HIS SPOTS.

PRESTON: WHAT?

NOAH: THE LEOPARD IN YOUR DREAM.

THAT'S WHY HE BORROWED THE MONEY.

HE WANTED TO WASH OFF HIS SPOTS.

PRESTON: I WOULD RULE OUT PSYCHOLOGY AS A MAJOR.

GEORGIA: ALL RIGHT, THESE ARE THE SURVEILLANCE

PICTURES FROM GWEN'S ATM.

AMANDA: OKAY.

HERE'S OUR GUY.

GEORGIA: YUP.

AMANDA: AND HERE'S OUR PROBLEM.

GEORGIA: YUP.

HE'S GOT ON THE HAT AND THE OVERSIZED SUNGLASSES

TO HIDE HIS FACE.

AMANDA: SO WE HAVE NO POSITIVE ID.

GEORGIA: FROM THIS, ALL I CAN TELL YOU IS HE'S A

WHITE MALE IN HIS LATE 20S.

AMANDA: THAT DRESSES LIKE EVERY OTHER WHITE MALE IN

HIS 20S.

GEORGIA: SO NICE TO HAVE YOU BACK.

HOW YOU DOING?

AMANDA: THIS IS A TOUGH CASE.

GEORGIA: NO.

HOW ARE YOU DOING?

AMANDA: YOU KNOW, GEORGIA, THE THING ABOUT BEING BACK

AT WORK IS THAT THIS IS WHERE HENRY AND I SPENT

ALL OUR TIME.

EVERYWHERE I LOOK REMINDS ME OF HIM.

GEORGIA: YOUR HUSBAND WAS AN INCREDIBLE AGENT.

YOU TWO WERE A GREAT TEAM AND A GREAT COUPLE.

[DOOR CREAKS]

AMANDA: I NEVER TOLD ANYONE THIS.

BUT, I COULD HEAR THE AMBULANCE FROM THE

KITCHEN.

HENRY AND PRESTON WERE ONLY ABOUT A MILE AWAY

FROM THE HOUSE WHEN ACCIDENT HAPPENED.

THEY WERE ALMOST HOME.

GEORGIA: OH, HONEY.

AMANDA: IT'S PRESTON, REALLY.

HIS SPIRIT, EVEN IN THE WHEELCHAIR,

THAT'S WHAT'S KEPT ME GOING.

GEORGIA: WELL, HE'S THE BEST INTERN I'VE GOT.

AMANDA: WELL, HE'S GOT EVEN BIGGER DREAMS THAN

THAT.

HE WANTS TO BE AN INSPECTOR LIKE HIS MOM AND

DAD.

GEORGIA: I WOULD NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THAT BOY,

AND I PROMISE I'LL DO MY PART TO MAKE SURE HE'S NOT

AS UPTIGHT AS YOUR NEW PARTNER.

AMANDA: HE'S NOT THAT BAD.

GEORGIA: REALLY?

MITCH: EXCUSE ME, LADIES.

NOT A BIG DEAL, BUT ORGANIC PEANUT BUTTER

NEEDS TO STAY REFRIGERATED, OKAY?

JUST LETTING EVERYBODY KNOW, THANK YOU.

PRESTON: HOT PLATE.

AMANDA: OOH.

OH, WOW!

[INHALES DEEPLY]

OOH, THIS SMELLS GOOD!

PRESTON: LEMON PEPPER CHICKEN WITH ASPARAGUS.

AMANDA: VERY IMPRESSIVE!

PRESTON: YEAH.

DAD WOULD'VE LOVED THIS MEAL.

HE'S A TOTAL CARNIVORE.

AMANDA: YES.

OH.

PRESTON: SO, HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

[UTENSILS CLANG0

AMANDA: GOT TO FIND A WAY INTO THIS CARD CRACKING

CASE.

PRESTON: WHAT'S CARD CRACKING?

AMANDA: THESE SCAMMERS USE SOCIAL MEDIA TO TARGET

THEIR VICTIMS.

GET A HOLD OF THEIR DEBIT CARD AND CLEAN OUT THEIR

ACCOUNTS.

I JUST INTERVIEWED ANOTHER STUDENT AT YOUR SCHOOL

YESTERDAY.

PRESTON: THAT MAKES THREE NOW.

THREE KIDS FROM JAMESTOWN WHO'VE HAD THEIR BANK

ACCOUNTS DRAINED.

YOU KNOW, I DID SEE ONE OF MY FRIENDS TALKING TO

SECURITY THE OTHER DAY, ETHAN STARK.

OH, SORRY.

I KNOW YOU CAN'T CONFIRM OR DENY THE SPECIFICS OF

YOUR CASE.

AMANDA: YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS JUST BE CAREFUL,

OKAY?

THEY'RE DEFINITELY TARGETING THE CAMPUS.

SO, WHAT DO I HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO, WHEN IT COMES

TO DESSERT?

PRESTON: WELL, I MADE AN APPLE PIE.

AMANDA: OOH.

PRESTON: BUT...

AMANDA: NOAH ATE IT, RIGHT? UGH.

PRESTON: YEAH.

AMANDA: THAT KID EATS EVERYTHING AT HIS HOUSE

AND OUR HOUSE.

PRESTON: HE ALSO ATE THE HALF A STEAK FROM LAST

NIGHT, CHINESE CHICKEN SALAD FROM MONDAY, AND I'M

REALLY AFRAID TO CHECK THE FISH BOWL.

SO, QUESTION, DR. DARBY.

GEORGIA: HMM.

PRESTON: DO I CALL YOU DOCTOR AT WORK?

GEORGIA: NOBODY DOES.

LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION, PRESTON.

PRESTON: OKAY.

GEORGIA: ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T HAVE TOO MUCH ON

YOUR PLATE?

I MEAN, YOU GOT COLLEGE.

YOU'RE INTERNING HERE.

PRESTON: OH, I LOVE BEING HERE, GEORGIA.

GEORGIA: OKAY.

BUT, DON'T FORGET THERE IS A THING CALLED A

SOCIAL LIFE.

PRESTON: FUN.

THAT'S AT THE TOP OF MY LIST,

AND THIS IS REALLY FUN.

GEORGIA: OKAY.

[FOOTSTEPS]

[ PHONE NOTIFICATION BEEPS]

PRESTON: THERE'S ALEX.

HE HAD HIS BANK ACCOUNT DRAINED.

THERE'S GWEN.

HER BANK ACCOUNT WAS DRAINED, AND THERE'S

ETHAN.

PRESTON: OH!

NICE SHOT, DAD.

HENRY [LAUGHING] : THANKS, BUDDY.

SO, ANYHOW, WHAT I HAVE TO KEEP IN MIND WHEN I'M

TRYING TO CRACK A CASE IS, WHAT ARE THE PATTERNS?

YOU KNOW, ASIDE FROM BEING RIPPED OFF IN SIMILAR

WAYS, WHAT DO THE VICTIMS HAVE IN COMMON?

THAT'S GOING TO BE YOUR WAY IN.

PRESTON: THANKS, DAD.

[TYPING ON KEYBOARD]

PRESTON: THAT'S IT.

THERE'S A TREND THAT KEEPS COMING UP.

THREE JAMESTOWN STUDENTS WERE CARD CRACKED, ALL

THREE NOT ON SCHOLARSHIP, AND ACCORDING TO THEIR

PROFILE PAGES, THEY WERE ALL REGULARS AT THE SAME

SPOT, THE PRESIDENTS CAFEÉ.

NOAH: WAIT UP.

GOT TO REMEMBER I DON'T HAVE WHEELS.

PRESTON: DUDE.

IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE OUT OF SHAPE.

THE CAFEÉ'S GOT TO BE WHERE THEY'RE GETTING SCAMMED.

NOAH: PRESIDENTS CAFEÉ?

I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS WAS ALL DONE THROUGH

SOCIAL MEDIA.

PRESTON: WELL, THEY GOT TO COME IN CONTACT WITH THE

SCAMMER AT SOME POINT.

HOW ELSE WOULD THEY GET THEIR DEBIT CARD?

NOAH: THAT MAKES SENSE.

LET'S GO TELL YOUR MOM.

PRESTON: HOLD ON.

IT'S JUST A THEORY.

WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH EVIDENCE YET.

WE GOT TO TEST IT OUT.

NOAH: WE CAN'T JUST GO INTO THE CAFEÉ LOOKING FOR

A GUY WEARING A T-SHIRT THAT SAYS

WORLD'S GREATEST CRIMINAL.

PRESTON: WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE LOOKING FOR ANYBODY.

THEY'RE GOING TO BE LOOKING FOR US.

KEEP UP, SLOW POKE!

PRESTON: OH, YEAH.

HERE WE GO.

NOW, WHY DON'T YOU DO ME A FAVOR?

CAN YOU BRING A VEGGIE DELIGHT HERE AND THEN TWO

PEPPERONI PIZZAS OVER THERE?

BAM!

VERONICA: WHAT'S WITH THE BAM?

DID YOU WIN THE LOTTERY?

PRESTON: NO.

WE GOT TO CELEBRATE.

I JUST GOT MY FANTASTIC PLASTIC.

THOUGHT WE'D BREAK IT IN.

VERONICA: THIS IS NOT LIKE YOU.

PRESTON: YEAH.

WELL, I'M A COLLEGE GUY NOW, SO ALL BETS ARE OFF.

BY THE WAY, I GOT SOMETHING CRAZY TO TELL

YOU ABOUT THE OTHER NIGHT.

VERONICA: OH, I'VE GOT GREAT NEWS, TOO.

PRESTON: OH, YOU GO FIRST.

VERONICA: OKAY.

SO YOU KNOW THAT GUY I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT WHO'S IN

MY HISTORY CLASS?

PRESTON: UM-HMM.

VERONICA: TALL, VERY CUTE, HE ASKED ME OUT,

FROM NOWHERE.

I COULDN'T EVEN ANSWER HIM.

I WAS SO SURPRISED.

SO, SATURDAY, WE'RE GOING ON A DATE.

PRESTON: WOW.

VERONICA: I'VE GOT TO GO TELL SIMONE.

OH, SORRY.

WHAT WAS YOUR NEWS?

PRESTON: OH, NO.

NO WORRIES.

WE'LL CATCH UP LATER.

VERONICA: OKAY.

[PRESTON SIGHS]

NOAH: WHOA, SEE THAT GUY OVER THERE?

PRESTON: YEAH.

NOAH: THAT'S OUR MAN.

PRESTON: THAT'S MILO.

HE OWNS THE PLACE.

NOAH: NOBODY'S ABOVE SUSPICION.

PRESTON: OKAY.

DILLON: THERE'S NO PRETTY GIRLS LEFT IN THE PLACE.

YOU GOT THEM ALL.

PRESTON: BEEN A GOOD NIGHT SO FAR.

DILLON: WORD.

IS THAT THE VEGGIE PIZZA?

BEEN WANTING TO TRY THAT.

PRESTON: YEAH.

HAVE A SLIDE.

HEY, I'M PRESTON.

DILLON: DILLON.

PRESTON: NICE TO MEET YOU.

DILLON: NICE TO MEET YOU.

PRESTON: YOU'RE NOT A STUDENT AT JAMESTOWN,

ARE YOU?

YOU'RE A TEACHER OR SOMETHING?

DILLON: NO. NO. NO.

I WENT TO BUSINESS SCHOOL HERE.

PRESTON: NICE.

I GOT NO HEAD FOR THAT.

IF IT WASN'T FOR THE BANK OF MOM AND DAD, I WOULDN'T

BE ABLE TO COVER THIS.

DILLON: WELL, LUCKY YOU.

PRESTON: HMM, THEY PUT A LIMIT ON IT, SO...

DILLON: WELL, THERE'S WAYS AROUND THAT.

PRESTON: NOT WITH MY PARENTS.

DILLON: TELL ME SOMETHING.

YOU COULD USE AN EXTRA 2,000 DOLLARS,

COULDN'T YOU?

PRESTON: YES.

DILLON: I GOT A CHECK HERE FOR SIX GRAND.

IT'S OUT-OF-STATE AND THAT -- WELL, THAT COMPLICATES

THINGS FOR ME.

SO IF YOU COULD HELP ME OUT.

TAKE YOUR DEBIT CARD.

RUN THIS CHECK THROUGH YOUR ACCOUNT.

I TAKE FOUR GRAND AND LEAVE TWO FOR YOU.

PRESTON: IT'S THAT EASY, HUH?

DILLON: WORKS ALL THE TIME.

PRESTON: THAT'S AWESOME.

DILLON: WE COULD GET THIS DONE TONIGHT,

IF YOU WANT TO.

PRESTON: OH, IT SOUNDS GOOD, MAN.

I'D LOVE TO...

DILLON: I JUST THREW IT OUT THERE.

PRESTON: OKAY.

DILLON: YOU SOUNDED LIKE YOU COULD USE SOME

EXTRA MONEY.

IT'S GOOD MEETING YOU.

PRESTON: HEY, I -- YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T SAID NO

YET.

HAVE A SEAT.

HAVE SOME PIZZA WITH US.

GUYS, THIS IS DILLON.

HE WENT TO JAMESTOWN, TOO.

NOAH: ALL RIGHT.

SHOW ME SOME TEETH, PEOPLE.

DILLON: IF YOU WANT TO TAKE SOMEONE'S PICTURE,

YOU ASK THEIR PERMISSION.

HAVE A GOOD ONE.

NOAH: SORRY, MAN.

I BLEW IT.

DILLON: OH, NO WORRIES.

MOM'S STILL ON THE CASE.

GWEN: THAT'S HIM.

THAT'S THE GUY.

AMANDA: ARE YOU SURE?

TAKE A GOOD LOOK.

GWEN: ONE HUNDRED PERCENT.

MITCH: KNEW SHE WAS LYING.

AMANDA: MUST BE EXHAUSTING TO BE RIGHT ALL THE TIME.

MITCH: NO.

NO, I FIND IT VERY SATISFYING.

LET'S GO GET THIS GUY.

[DOOR OPENS]

DILLON: I WANT TO SEE MY LAWYER.

I KNOW MY RIGHTS, AND I WILL NOT BE INTIMIDATED BY

YOU PEOPLE.

WHO ARE YOU, ANYWAY, THE FBI?

I TOLD YOU.

WE'RE POSTAL INSPECTORS.

AMANDA: WE'RE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.

WE'VE GOT A 98-PERCENT CONVICTION RATE.

YOU'RE ABOUT TO RAISE IT TO 99.

AMANDA: THIS IS FROM THE SURVEILLANCE CAM AT THE

PRESIDENTS CAFEÉ.

HERE'S OUR SUSPECT, ANYONE ELSE LOOK FAMILIAR?

PRESTON: I'M SORRY.

THERE WERE A LOT OF KIDS GETTING RIPPED OFF.

I THOUGHT I COULD HELP.

AMANDA: DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU FIRST TOOK THE

INTERNSHIP?

WE TALKED ABOUT CROSSING BOUNDARIES.

THIS COULD'VE TURNED INTO AN UGLY SITUATION.

YOU'RE NOT A POSTAL INSPECTOR YET.

PRESTON: I LIKE YET.

AMANDA: I KNOW YOUR HEART WAS IN THE RIGHT PLACE,

AND I KNOW YOU CAN'T WAIT TO BECOME AN INSPECTOR, TO

HONOR YOUR FATHER.

PRESTON: AND YOU, TOO.

AMANDA: BUT, PRESTON, AM I GOING TO HAVE TO KEEP AN

EYE ON YOU?

PRESTON: NO.

AMANDA: TAKE THAT AS A YES, AND JUST FOR THAT,

I'M GOING TO COOK BREAKFAST THIS MORNING.

PRESTON: WAIT.

MOM, HOLD ON.

YOU BURN CEREAL.

AMANDA: YOU GUYS ARE ONE OF THE MAIN TARGETS.

NOW, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.

THESE DEBIT CARD SCAMS CAN ATTRACT YOU, YOUR FRIENDS,

YOUR FAMILIES INTO UNEXPECTED DEBT, THE KIND

OF DEBT THAT RUINS LIVES, BANKRUPTS FAMILIES, AND

ENDS YOUR COLLEGE CAREER.

PRESTON: SHE'S PRETTY GOOD, HUH?

NOAH: YEAH.

SHE'S LIKE THE FEMALE J. EDGAR HOOVER,

LIKE JANE EDGAR HOOVER.

[PRESTON GIGGLING]

AMANDA: REPORTED A HUGE UPTICK IN DEBIT CARD

TRANSACTIONS, WITH AS MANY AS 15 CUSTOMERS A DAY

COMING IN TO COLLEGE UP TO 5,000 DOLLARS IN CASH.

PRESTON: ALL RIGHT, WHAT HAPPENED?

HOW WAS MR. RIGHT?

VERONICA: MR. WRONG.

ALL HE COULD DO IS TALK ABOUT HIMSELF, HIS CAR,

HIS STATS.

IF I WANTED TO HEAR ABOUT STUFF LIKE THAT,

I'D CALL NOAH.

I JUST BOOKED IT OUT OF THERE.

AMANDA: WE CAUGHT THIS GUY.

BUT THERE ARE PLENTY MORE OUT THERE LIKE HIM.

THE NEXT ONE COULD BE SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU.

NOAH: WHAT?

PRESTON: I'M SORRY YOUR DATE WAS SUCH A BUST.

VERONICA: IT'S OKAY, NO BIGGIE, NEXT.

AMANDA: WITHIN HOURS TO DEPOSIT.

NOAH: IN YOUR DREAMS, DUDE.

AMANDA: THANKS FOR LISTENING, AND REMEMBER,

IF IT SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, IT PROBABLY IS.

BE SMART.

BE SAFE.

JESSICA: I'M JESSICA LUNDY.

I PLAY POSTAL INSPECTOR AMANDA WAINWRIGHT ON

'THE INSPECTORS.'

AND THIS IS GUY KOCHEL, THE CHIEF POSTAL

INSPECTOR, THE REAL ONE.

HE'S IN CHARGE OF THE UNITED STATES POSTAL

INSPECTION SERVICE, OUR NATION'S OLDEST FEDERAL

LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY.

GUY: THANKS JESSICA.

FRAUD IS A CRIME THAT IMPACTS MILLIONS OF PEOPLE

EVERY YEAR.

IT'S A CRIME THAT DOESN'T DIFFERENTIATE WHETHER

YOU'RE YOUNG OR OLD, RICH OR POOR.

EACH WEEK, YOU'LL SEE STORIES ON THE INSPECTORS

THAT WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO AVOID FALLING PREY TO

THESE SCAMS.

JESSICA: YOU MIGHT BE A TARGET, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE

TO BE A VICTIM.

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