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And repairs are complete.
Should we head back in?
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Wow, would you look at that?
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Captain, we just received
a distress call
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from the Bakersfield.
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They're caught in
a temporal causality loop.
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Wait a minute, I'm getting
the same distress call again.
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Hold on. And now again.
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Sounds like a time loop
all right.
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We'd better hurry.
Warp me.
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A view like this
makes you realize
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it doesn't matter what deck
you work on.
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We're all in it together.
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And they left us.
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They left us.
How much oxygen do we have?
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A lot, a little?
Ballpark?
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Oh, I'm sure they'll turn back
at any second
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and we'll have a good laugh
about it.
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See, guys? We're laughing.
Ha-ha-ha-ha.
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There we go, nothing a little
lung rejuvenation won't fix.
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See? You're fine.
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Oh, yeah, act like
it's not a big deal
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that you left us to
die in the void.
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This all could have been
avoided if you'd
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followed protocol and signed out
your magnet boots.
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Or maybe that wouldn't have
even mattered
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since lower decks
are so expendable to you.
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Ridiculous! We're all equals
on this ship, right?
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- Uh, they sleep in a hallway.
- Oh.
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I'm not going to argue
with you, Beckett.
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I have to make impossible
life-and-death decisions
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every day.
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Yeah, no kidding, it's always
our life or death.
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Ditch the attitude!
A Starfleet drill instructor
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is going to be
testing the crew later today,
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and I don't need you
messing up our score
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because you've got
a chip on your shoulder.
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Oh, great, yeah, well, I hope
one of the drills
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tests to see if anyone on the
bridge is a giant piece of...
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I heard the drill instructor's
Pandronian.
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You know they can split
their bodies into three parts?
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- I thought I was
a triple threat.
- Ugh.
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Drills, what a waste of time.
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I'd even take real work over
this, like fake pretend work.
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Good morning, Cerritos!
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This one is Shari Yn Yem,
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your friendly Starfleet
drill administrator.
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Like many of you, this one
started from the bottom,
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but with hard work, and plenty
of drills, this one is now...
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at the top!
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These simulator holopods are
each programed
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with individualized drills
based on
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situations other Starfleet crews
have experienced.
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Every pod has a certain amount
of points you can earn
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for doing a good job.
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Everyone's score is displayed
right here,
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so you can see how you stack up
against your fellow crew.
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Almost seems unfair to
make them compete with us.
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Gonna be a piece of cake.
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This one will be
flipping your ranks.
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Low-level officers will be
given command of the bridge,
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while senior officers will be
placed on the lower decks!
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Excuse me. What?!
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Well, there's no better way to
evaluate a crew's readiness
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than from the bottom up,
Captain.
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- Or should I say, Ensign?
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Oh, yeah! This rules!
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I get to be senior
medical officer!
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Ooh, baby, I'm chief engineer!
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Good day to you,
Captain Boimler.
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Good day to you,
Captain Mariner.
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They actually think they're
going to be able
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to handle our jobs?
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This is gonna be rich.
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All right, deck 12,
follow the yellow line.
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Move it along, lower decks.
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- Aw, son of a...
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- All right, let's get into it.
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I wanna rack up some points
early so I can spend
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the rest of the day soaking
in my commander's tub.
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Mirror Universe Encounter.
- Mirror universe?
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This is easy. Yeah. I can
pretend to be evil. Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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As captain, you must infiltrate
the Terran Empire
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and find a way back
to your own dimension.
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Long live the Empire.
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I love to hate.
Whattup, Migleemo?
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- Yikes.
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Ugh, nothing makes me hornier
than torturing someone.
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I'm horny all the time.
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And being horny always gets me
in the mood to torture.
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You can lose a whole day
to that cycle.
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Okay, screw finding an ally,
let's take over the ship and see
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if we can dismantle the
Terran Empire from the inside.
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Deviation from mission
parameters
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results in loss of points.
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Okay, all right, I get it, yeah.
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You're not exactly rewarding
creativity.
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Who dareth bump into me?!
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Oh, I dareth.
I double-dog dareth.
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Ah! Ooh!
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Okay, good. Just checking.
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I need to figure out a way to
impress or kill the captain
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so I can get on
a more sinister ship.
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Long live the Empire.
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Long live the-- wait,
did you just salute me
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with your left hand?
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Our Mariner is right-handed.
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Uh, no, I just,
uh, I strained this shoulder
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flogging a Vulcan.
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Get her!
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- Whoa!
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Fail.
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- Damn.
- Don't worry, Commander.
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You'll have other opportunities
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to get a-head.
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- That's one of my faves.
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Medical ethics.
Chief medical officer.
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navigate a paralyzed Klingon's request
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for an honorable death.
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Oh, uh, okay.
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You must help me kill myself.
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I broke my back
picking up a peanut.
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Well, as head of medical,
I'm not supposed to do any harm.
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- Huh?
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Points deducted.
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What? Oh.
I guess in that case,
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let's send you off
to Sto-vo-kor.
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No! You must use
my ceremonial blade!
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Ew. No. It'll be quick
and painless this way.
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Points deducted.
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Huh? I-I gotta hurt him?
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You refuse to honor my culture?!
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Oh, no, no, sir,
I-I wanna kill you, I...
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Just give me the knife. Aah!
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Good God, what did you do?
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This Klingon isn't dead.
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I-I was trying to save him?
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- What? Come on. Come on.
- Faster. Kill me. Kill!
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We have to get this warrior
an honorable death, stat!
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- Get me 300cc's of
any type of poison.
- I have to die!
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They have giant hearts,
so many backup organs.
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Sir, it's done. There's
nothing else we can do.
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Damn it. Call it.
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Time of life, 0900.
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No!
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Sorry.
Fail.
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Old West planet.
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As captain, you must survive
a lawless frontier town
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in Earth's 19th century.
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But beware, for you are
a wanted man...
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Yeah, yeah, I get it.
Trapped in cowboy land.
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It's a Starfleet classic.
Yeehaw.
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- Just gotta find the saloon...
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What? I haven't even done
anything creative.
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Oh, we have to ride
the horses. Okay.
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Seems kinda like a narrow
parameter for a drill.
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Calm down, horses love me;
I'm a maverick.
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Whoa! Aah!
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Help! Aah! Ow! Bad horse.
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Fail.
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Mm-mm-mm.
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The Good of the Many.
Chief Engineer,
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enter the chamber
and fix the warp core breach
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to save the ship.
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- Okey dokey.
- Sir, the radiation!
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You can't go in there!
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I have to, son.
I'm chief engineer.
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- Ooh, that sounds so good.
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Ow! Hot! Uh, maybe if I...
Aah! Frickin' radiation.
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Warp core breach imminent.
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I know, computer.
But how am I supposed to-- Ow!
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Wow, this really shouldn't
be that hard.
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Shut up, Ensign!
Wait, my boot.
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Warp core critical.
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Ha-ha!
Come on, come on.
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Got it!
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- Fail.
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-Borg Encounter.
- Uh, could you be
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a little more
specific than that?
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Resist the Borg.
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Okay, you know what,
that's fine. I've read literally
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everything about the Borg;
I've got this.
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Wow, the detail on this
is amazing.
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We are Borg.
Resistance is futile.
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Whoa, this is so cool!
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Oh, sorry. Please, keep going.
Do the thing.
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We will add your biological
distinctiveness to our own.
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You will be assimilated.
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Can't have that.
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All right, can't adjust the
frequency anymore... Yoink.
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Yeah!
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- Ooh. Oh.
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Oh, an escape sphere.
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Woo-hoo!
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Mission accomplished.
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Oh, yeah! That's right.
Boimler's the Borg man.
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Your score is 79%.
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79? No, no, no, no, no,
I can do better than that.
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- Can I restart?
- If you score below passing,
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you will be locked out.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hit me.
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Come on, let's go.
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We are...
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Come on, Borg baby, this time
you're coming with me.
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Woo-hoo!
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83%.
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00:10:00,164 --> 00:10:01,688
I can do better.
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00:10:05,866 --> 00:10:06,780
Woo-hoo!
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84%.
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00:10:09,565 --> 00:10:13,090
Do it again. Hit me!
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00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:14,396
Naked Time?
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As captain,
you must save your crew,
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who are under the influence
of a virus
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that reduces their inhibitions.
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00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:22,578
Oh, no, this is
that disease that made everyone
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fight and have sex
all over the place.
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00:10:24,188 --> 00:10:27,539
Can you resist your own
temptations and save the ship?
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00:10:27,583 --> 00:10:29,890
- Come on, girl. Last one.
You got this.
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00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:32,806
Wow, everyone's very slick
and sliding around.
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00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:35,678
Keep your hands to yourselves.
Hey, that's an anus!
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- Oh.
Ooh.
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Oh!
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I can't tell where
I end and you begin.
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It's naked time!
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Oh, fail me, fail me!
Seriously,
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why is this drill still going?
Fail me.
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Put me back in the Western!
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00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:03,488
Ugh, I failed every
single drill.
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00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:05,360
At least you weren't
responsible for the destruction
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of a whole ship.
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All those life-and-death
decisions,
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I honestly don't know how
Dr. T'Ana does it every day.
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Mmm. Computer, what is this?
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That is pesto.
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00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:16,937
Where's Boimler? He lives
for this kind of spread.
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Last I heard, he was still
doing his drill.
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00:11:18,808 --> 00:11:20,941
Yeah, right. I bet he
bombed out just like us
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and he doesn't want to admit it.
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-♪
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00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,208
We got your signal.
How were you able to...
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Just fly.
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-94%.
- Again.
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00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:35,782
Your score is already
in the top ten...
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I said again!
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00:11:37,087 --> 00:11:40,525
It hurts me to say this, but...
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maybe the bridge crew's jobs are
actually harder than we thought.
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00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,879
Yeah, well, I'm sure right now
they're finding out
247
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just how hard it is to
do our jobs, too.
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00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:53,800
I almost forgot how easy being
a lower-decker is.
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All I did was stand in the
back of a banquet all day.
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I just waited in
the transporter bay
251
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,197
in case anybody
needed to be transported.
252
00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:02,112
Why did we ever rank up again?
253
00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:03,984
So what if their showers
are a little cramped,
254
00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:05,289
or their replicators
can only make
255
00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:07,422
one slice of pizza at a time?
256
00:12:07,465 --> 00:12:09,163
A small price to pay
for no worries
257
00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:10,773
and no responsibilities.
258
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:13,297
Even these close quarters
don't bother me.
259
00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:16,823
Mmm.
260
00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:19,782
Yep, I could get used
to this easy life.
261
00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:24,134
- Ow! What the [bleep]?!
262
00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:29,009
Klingon Encounter.
263
00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:32,012
Really? I think I know how
to handle one of those.
264
00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:35,450
Ensigns, your mission is to
support your commanders.
265
00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:39,584
Stop goofing around, Ensigns!
The ship's under attack!
266
00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:41,848
- What happened?
- Don't worry about it.
Get to work.
267
00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:44,154
These crates aren't gonna
stack themselves.
268
00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:47,114
Really? There are Klingons on
the other side of the hull,
269
00:12:47,157 --> 00:12:49,029
and this is our job?
270
00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:50,552
Aw, son of a...
271
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,424
If they wanted us
to stack these,
272
00:12:53,468 --> 00:12:55,470
then why are they shaped
like this?!
273
00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:56,688
Quick! Have you seen
a Q come through here?
274
00:12:56,732 --> 00:12:58,734
- Q is on the ship?
- Forget I said anything.
275
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,171
Commander, wait.
We're Starfleet officers.
276
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:02,651
We can help you,
just tell us what's...
277
00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:05,349
The Jem'Hadar?
Get to battle stations!
278
00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:06,698
Damn it!
279
00:13:06,742 --> 00:13:08,309
Aha! I got it.
280
00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:12,269
Failed!
281
00:13:16,317 --> 00:13:19,407
Now that both sides have been
put through individual tests,
282
00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:22,802
your last drill will be
283
00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:24,107
a simulated experience
284
00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:26,501
that uses your real bridge.
285
00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:29,417
The true test of a crew is
seeing how you can
286
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:30,984
unite as a single team.
287
00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:33,377
"Steal the Cerritos
from spacedock
288
00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:35,292
and use it to save Spock
on the Genesis planet."
289
00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:37,642
- Okay, yeah.
- An oldie but a goodie.
290
00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:40,558
And just what do you think
you're doing, Ensign Freeman?
291
00:13:40,602 --> 00:13:42,473
Force of habit.
292
00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:44,736
All right, look alive, people.
Yeoman Ransom,
293
00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:46,869
let's get some fresh coffee
on deck.
294
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:48,349
Yes, sir.
295
00:13:48,392 --> 00:13:50,481
Ensign Freeman, full thrusters,
take us out.
296
00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:53,702
Aye, Captain.
90 seconds to spacedock.
297
00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:56,966
Ensign Shaxs,
what are you doing?
298
00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:59,055
Requesting permission to
stretch, Captain.
299
00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:02,189
My back's killing me
from sleeping in those bunks.
300
00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:05,061
Oh, it's naked time!
301
00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:07,498
Ugh! No.
Stop that. Stop now.
302
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:08,586
Geez, what's gotten into you?
303
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,110
It's-it's just something
304
00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:11,415
I'm remembering from the drills.
305
00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:12,547
The one where you couldn't even
306
00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:13,722
get on a horse?
307
00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:15,071
How do you know about that?
308
00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:16,856
The drills are public, Beckett.
309
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:18,248
I watched the playback.
310
00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:20,685
I'm just saying,
two and a half years of lessons
311
00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:23,079
- and that's what you had
to show for it?
312
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,341
Congratulations, Ensign.
313
00:14:24,385 --> 00:14:25,908
You've earned yourself
a trip to the brig.
314
00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,214
- I've never been sent
to the brig.
315
00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:29,390
- Well, now you have.
- On what grounds?
316
00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:30,565
On my grounds!
317
00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:34,699
Beckett,
I am speaking!
318
00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:37,224
Captain, did you want
your coffee with cream or...
319
00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:39,443
Dang.
That's gotta be a record.
320
00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:41,184
Actually, it is.
321
00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:46,189
I can't believe we didn't even
make it out of the spacedock.
322
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:48,365
There's not even a numerical
score for that.
323
00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:49,976
Just "incomplete."
324
00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:51,934
Oof, somehow that feels worse.
325
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:53,631
- I guess I...
- You know I...
326
00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:55,329
- Oh, you go.
- No, no, no, you.
327
00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:57,940
You know, it's been so
long since I've been an ensign,
328
00:14:57,984 --> 00:15:00,421
I forgot how hard it can be
when you're not in the loop.
329
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:04,381
In a lot of ways, taking orders
is the more challenging job.
330
00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:06,557
That's nice to hear, but ditto.
331
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:08,168
Commander-level stuff is hard.
332
00:15:08,211 --> 00:15:10,779
Just the constant tightrope
walk of protocol.
333
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:12,259
Not worth the pesto.
334
00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:13,608
Guess the carpet's always grayer
335
00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:16,176
- on the other side of the ship.
- Big-time.
336
00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:18,961
Do they
know what "stacked" means?
337
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:21,050
We're stacking
for what reason?
338
00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:23,009
Hold on.
339
00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:25,098
That's what this has all
been about.
340
00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:26,926
That drills consultant
made us suffer
341
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:28,536
through all of this crap
342
00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:31,017
just so we'd understand
what the other ranks go through.
343
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:32,540
That's the actual drill here.
344
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:34,107
Ugh, you're right!
345
00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:36,239
Where is that
tri-bodied little trickster?
346
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:37,980
I want to shake her hand.
347
00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:41,418
Yo, Shari Yingo Yango,
348
00:15:41,462 --> 00:15:43,333
- we figured you out, girl.
- You did?
349
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:46,293
Yeah, these drills were
secretly about team building.
350
00:15:46,336 --> 00:15:48,773
You came in to make us
appreciate each other more.
351
00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:51,472
And it worked! Thanks to you,
the Cerritos crew will
352
00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:53,300
move forward with
greater empathy
353
00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:55,867
and a deeper
appreciation for each other.
354
00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:03,832
Oh, no, you won't be moving
forward at all.
355
00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:11,535
- What are you--
356
00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:13,929
what is she laughing about?
357
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,148
Oh, come on.
358
00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:16,845
Your drills scores
are well below failing.
359
00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:18,934
Once they're submitted,
Starfleet Command will
360
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,850
relegate and reassign
this entire crew.
361
00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:23,417
So this wasn't about teamwork?
362
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,201
Teamwork? No.
363
00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:26,768
This was about
saving my job.
364
00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:29,292
The bigger ships always passed
my drills with no problem.
365
00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:30,902
It was starting to seem
like we didn't
366
00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:32,252
need a drills program at all.
367
00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:34,254
This one needed a crew
to fall short
368
00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:36,473
to prove the drills were
still valuable,
369
00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:38,606
and, oh, did I find a crew.
370
00:16:38,649 --> 00:16:40,695
You targeted us for failure?
371
00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:42,958
This is a ship whose captain
left four ensigns
372
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,482
on a spacewalk to answer
a distress call.
373
00:16:45,526 --> 00:16:47,180
It was a pretty safe bet.
374
00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:50,357
And, of course, it didn't hurt
to goose the drills a bit.
375
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:53,186
Oh, I knew it. That mirror
universe drill was rigged.
376
00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:55,666
They were all rigged!
377
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:58,800
And those horses. I would never
get trampled by a horse.
378
00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:00,193
Oh, actually, no,
the horses weren't rigged.
379
00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:01,803
I ran out of time.
That one's on you.
380
00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:02,934
Horses love me. Shut up!
381
00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:05,067
We won't let you
get away with this.
382
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:07,287
Cerritos crew, we've got
to do more drills
383
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:08,766
- to get our scores up.
- It's too late.
384
00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:11,073
Once the drills
have been failed,
385
00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:12,379
you're locked out.
386
00:17:12,422 --> 00:17:14,859
Soon this one
will submit your final scores
387
00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:16,513
to Starfleet, and that will be
the end of...
388
00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:18,472
Wait, shut up,
the drills aren't over.
389
00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:20,213
- One is still active.
- What? Which one?
390
00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:21,649
- It's Boimler!
- How?
391
00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:23,868
That Borg drill should've
been over hours ago.
392
00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:25,131
Well, it doesn't matter.
393
00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:27,307
One passing score will make
little difference.
394
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:30,658
- If the drills aren't
finished...
- Our scores aren't final!
395
00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:32,181
Boimler, can you hear me?
396
00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:34,575
Hey, Mariner, I was just about
to close out this drill.
397
00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:36,751
- I finally got a perfect...
Don't you finish
that drill, Ensign.
398
00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:38,057
That's an order!
399
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,710
Captain, but I beat
the Borg Queen in chess,
400
00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:41,973
- and I taught her empathy.
- Just stay in that drill!
401
00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:44,063
The crew is counting on you.
402
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:45,847
Yeah, Shari Bing Bang
is trying to screw us,
403
00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:47,718
but she can't
until your drill is over.
404
00:17:47,762 --> 00:17:49,546
-Just keep Borging!
- I'm on it.
405
00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:52,158
Resistance is futile.
406
00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:53,637
Aw, man.
407
00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:56,249
You know you've already lost,
right?
408
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:58,555
All you're doing is
torturing that young officer.
409
00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:00,340
He'll be fine.
He's one of our best.
410
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:02,124
- He is?
- None of you are the best.
411
00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:03,995
You're on
a California Class ship.
412
00:18:04,039 --> 00:18:06,520
Most of the Federation
doesn't even know you exist.
413
00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:08,478
The smaller the ship,
the tougher the crew.
414
00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:10,219
Oh, please, face the truth.
415
00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:11,655
This one's made the drills.
416
00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:13,875
This one's read all about life
on starships.
417
00:18:13,918 --> 00:18:16,965
Exactly. You've read
how to work in space,
418
00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:19,924
but have you ever been in a real
life-or-death situation?
419
00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:22,362
- That doesn't matter.
- It's about to.
420
00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:24,712
Captain on deck!
Real captain.
421
00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:28,107
Ensign Tendi, run a long-range
scan for any potentially
422
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:29,717
hazardous anomalies
in this system.
423
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,371
Yes, sir. Is this a new drill?
424
00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:33,329
Oh, no, this is real.
425
00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:35,505
What is that supposed to mean?
426
00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:38,204
All right, let's see, we've got
a tetryon wormhole,
427
00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:39,857
chroniton radiation stream.
428
00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:41,163
Ooh, a loner crystalline entity,
429
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:43,905
a crystalline entity
consuming a rogue planet,
430
00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:45,950
a couple crystalline entities
getting frisky-- huh.
431
00:18:45,994 --> 00:18:47,517
Lots of, lots of
crystalline entities today.
432
00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:49,693
Must be crystalline entity
season or something.
433
00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:51,478
Ensign, set an intercept course
434
00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:53,001
for one of those
crystalline entities.
435
00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:54,742
- Warp four.
- Aye aye, Captain!
436
00:18:54,785 --> 00:18:57,701
"The Crystalline Entity"
is drill number 89.
437
00:18:57,745 --> 00:18:59,399
A classic. Can't wait.
438
00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:02,271
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, no!
439
00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:03,794
No, no, no, no, no.
440
00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:05,622
Come on, Mariner, whatever
you're doing up there, hurry!
441
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,537
Aah! Borg Queen!
442
00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:13,500
Uh, how-how's the empathy?
443
00:19:13,543 --> 00:19:15,458
We were able to assimilate it.
444
00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:18,766
No, no, no, no, no, my score!
445
00:19:20,811 --> 00:19:22,726
Captain, we've reached
the crystalline entity.
446
00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:25,860
It appears to be feeding on
unstable nebula radiation.
447
00:19:25,903 --> 00:19:28,210
Oh, my, it's bigger
than this one thought.
448
00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:29,472
Unstable, huh?
449
00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:31,561
Seems like something
we should investigate.
450
00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:32,997
Shields up, take us in.
451
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:34,782
What? No! In my drill,
you're never supposed to...
452
00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:36,087
This isn't a drill.
453
00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:43,356
Shields holding, Captain,
454
00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:45,967
but I'm reading transphasic
energy within the perimeter.
455
00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:49,057
That's a new one.
Let's get a closer look!
456
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:52,278
No! We don't know
the effect of--
457
00:19:52,321 --> 00:19:53,757
Controls are getting choppy.
458
00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:55,759
We're caught
in an electromagnetic
459
00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:58,675
resonance belt.
I think we're in trouble!
460
00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:00,808
This is not good!
461
00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:03,071
Whoa!
462
00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:11,688
Mariner, I really need
to get out of here. Like now!
463
00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:12,950
- Ooh.
464
00:20:12,994 --> 00:20:14,125
Kinda tickles.
465
00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:15,866
A remarkable creature.
466
00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:18,565
Your design very nearly passes
as human.
467
00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:20,349
- I am human.
- Oh!
468
00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:23,309
Wow. Then you
need to drink more water.
469
00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:25,049
Your skin is a mess.
470
00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:28,618
But still, I think I should add
your biological distinctiveness
471
00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:31,404
to our own;
it's kind of our thing.
472
00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:33,144
Are-are you sure?
Because I've got
473
00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:34,798
hay fever and acid reflux.
474
00:20:34,842 --> 00:20:38,149
Adding me might result in a net
negative for the collective.
475
00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:43,894
Oh, this one's gonna puke.
476
00:20:43,938 --> 00:20:46,897
We need to fire a graviton
pulse to punch a hole out.
477
00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:50,249
On my mark. Mmm...
478
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:52,729
Say "mark"! Say "mark"!
What are you waiting for?!
479
00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:55,689
Just making sure you're as
scared as you're going to get.
480
00:20:55,732 --> 00:20:57,299
- You're crazy!
- Mark!
481
00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:58,257
Full impulse!
482
00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:08,484
Mariner, find me something else
dangerous to scan.
483
00:21:08,528 --> 00:21:10,747
I'm in the mood
for a black hole.
484
00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:12,183
- Why?!
- We're gonna keep doing this
485
00:21:12,227 --> 00:21:14,316
until you change our score.
486
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,579
There's a black hole feeding on
a temporal rift
487
00:21:16,623 --> 00:21:18,886
just three systems over.
Lots of time quakes.
488
00:21:18,929 --> 00:21:21,367
Sounds perfect. Maximum warp.
489
00:21:23,369 --> 00:21:25,196
You can't blackmail me at
the expense of your crew.
490
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,068
They do this kind of work
every day.
491
00:21:27,111 --> 00:21:28,635
You gonna give us
a passing grade,
492
00:21:28,678 --> 00:21:30,463
or are we just
gonna keep seeking out
493
00:21:30,506 --> 00:21:32,247
dangerous situations for you
494
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,336
to see up close?
495
00:21:36,773 --> 00:21:39,428
Stop! Stop! We can't!
496
00:21:41,648 --> 00:21:43,693
Get me out of here!
Get me out of here!
497
00:21:43,737 --> 00:21:47,044
We could do this all day, lady!
498
00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:52,006
All right, fine.
You win, you win!
499
00:21:52,049 --> 00:21:54,313
There, it's done.
You've passed.
500
00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:56,140
Mr. Rutherford, stop our spin.
501
00:21:56,184 --> 00:21:57,098
Aye, Captain.
502
00:21:58,795 --> 00:22:01,798
What? But the
temporal black hole...
503
00:22:01,842 --> 00:22:04,584
Well, that was kind of a lie.
It's just a regular black hole.
504
00:22:04,627 --> 00:22:05,889
Yeah, no biggie.
505
00:22:05,933 --> 00:22:07,195
Which you would have known
if you weren't
506
00:22:07,238 --> 00:22:08,979
a total fraud.
507
00:22:09,023 --> 00:22:11,112
I'll be sure to put that
in my report.
508
00:22:14,071 --> 00:22:16,117
Boimler! We did it.
Hey, it's all good.
509
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,597
You can exit the drill now.
510
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:18,989
Boimler?
511
00:22:28,434 --> 00:22:30,479
I can him hear him shuffling
around in there.
512
00:22:30,523 --> 00:22:32,916
Mr. Boimler!
You can come out now.
513
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,309
You saved the ship!
514
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:37,181
There is no Boimler.
I am Excretus of Borg.
515
00:22:37,225 --> 00:22:38,052
Get him out of there!
516
00:22:41,447 --> 00:22:43,318
Assimilate.
I must assimilate!
517
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:46,147
I, uh--
Where am I?
518
00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:48,279
You're still on the Cerritos,
Mr. Boimler.
519
00:22:48,323 --> 00:22:50,499
The crew owes you
a debt of gratitude.
520
00:22:50,543 --> 00:22:53,284
I was assimilated.
They-they put implants up my...
521
00:22:53,328 --> 00:22:54,982
Ear is where they put
the implants.
522
00:22:55,025 --> 00:22:57,811
Right in your ear.
Come on, pal, you need a drink.
523
00:22:57,854 --> 00:22:59,943
Did I, did I
get my perfect score?
524
00:22:59,987 --> 00:23:02,206
You sure did.
A hundred percent.
525
00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:05,993
Hell yeah. Hit me. Hit me again.
526
00:23:10,127 --> 00:23:12,173
Shari Yn Yem is no longer
working for Starfleet.
527
00:23:12,216 --> 00:23:16,090
Apparently she stepped down
because of on-the-job stress.
528
00:23:16,133 --> 00:23:17,831
Feels good,
ruining a jerk's career.
529
00:23:17,874 --> 00:23:20,573
Agreed. And there was
one thing she did manage
530
00:23:20,616 --> 00:23:22,096
to teach us today.
531
00:23:22,139 --> 00:23:24,098
Whoa, new replicator?
532
00:23:24,141 --> 00:23:26,056
Let's just say we experienced
533
00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:27,536
what the lower decks
have been eating,
534
00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:29,886
and noticed it could
use some improvement.
535
00:23:29,930 --> 00:23:33,586
We updated this one with most of
the senior officer menu codes.
536
00:23:33,629 --> 00:23:34,804
We get pesto?!
537
00:23:34,848 --> 00:23:36,284
If you're going to be
facing danger
538
00:23:36,327 --> 00:23:37,503
on a daily basis,
539
00:23:37,546 --> 00:23:39,418
might as well get
the good stuff.
540
00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:41,594
Thanks, guys.
Aw, this is really nice.
541
00:23:41,637 --> 00:23:42,943
Ooh, ooh, does it make
the lobster mac and cheese
542
00:23:42,986 --> 00:23:44,205
with the breaded top?
543
00:23:44,248 --> 00:23:45,424
Sounds like the one thing
544
00:23:45,467 --> 00:23:46,599
the Borg left you with
545
00:23:46,642 --> 00:23:48,427
-was your appetite.
546
00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:50,690
They took everything
that I was.
547
00:23:57,740 --> 00:24:00,743
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548
00:24:52,055 --> 00:24:52,882
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