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Let's see, Enrique, your 50,000 and 50,000 more.

("Carmen", Georges Bizet)

-Four.

One two three four.

Don Jesus does not like to interrupt his games.

Don Jesús, the press has come.

(FARFULLA) Scavengers ...

-Don Jesus, it will only take a few minutes!

-For "Discount time"!

-Come now, don't be nervous ...

what's up Jesús Gil for everyone.

(Tuning)

Paco, I'm with Gil.

You alone? "No".

What's up, there's Jota's intern.

What does Gil say? "Enters"

with the first one that gives way.

No, the rundown of the program I do it. Not an orangutan.

Stick to him and don't let go.

I do the postgame and I go in, come on.

Are you alone? "No".

There's the tomboy.

If we give way to Gil before the Condor,

"the interview is ours".

Voucher. He salutes and I go with you.

(CLASHES FINGERS)

"Good evening".

"I am Jota Montes and this is 'Discount time' ".

(Program tuning)

"Don Jesús Gil,

How are you?". "Well,

well well...".

"President, let's see,

Aragonese, Menotti, Briones, Clemente ...

I do not know, maybe I leave someone,

How many more coaches needs the Atleti

to start working? ".

"Atlético de Madrid needs be a big club

because he has a big hobby ".

"And whoever comes to train, may he win. "

"And if he doesn't win, to the fucking street."

- "Paco,

we have to go in now. "

"And while, those skylights of the Federation,

those gulfs,

grateful stomachs,

the last filibusters from the Caribbean Sea

they roam at ease ". (GIL) "Look,

many people come to football to become a millionaire,

I come to leave me the money what is needed

to take to Atleti At the top".

- "Paco, for your father."

- "Be careful with Martín Vázquez, that he hurt from the twin

during the match and it will be low in the next few days. "

(INTERRUPT) "Let's go soon with good old Martín Vázquez,

but ten minutes about eleven at night,

very good, Don Jesús Gil ".

Sorry, sweetie, it's the Condor.

"Yes, Paco, I feel you, I feel you."

"Alfonso?"

"Looks like that we have lost the 'presi' ".

"Excuse me, who cared for your colleagues ".

"No, my companions are information veterans,

not library partners 'Young Beavers' ".

"Yes, it seems that we have lost the connection ".

"Wait a minute, Jota, because they inform me that Gil

just entered the studio. "

(IMITATES BAD GIL) "You know what happens,

that you are all a bunch of criminals ".

"The league is ...".

(COUGH)

"Let's go to advertising and we'll be right back ".

(Tuning to an advertisement)

Shit.

-No problem.

(Snorts) -I think I was saving him.

"Paco, you know I admire you."

"And I to you, president, a lot."

"Then, Why are you giving me so much wax? "

"That I...? I do not know what he's talking about".

"You are always the same,

what if 'Jesús Gil is a despot',

what if 'the only thing he wants it is his personal benefit '... ".

"Don Jesús, in a democracy journalists are here to tell

the truth". "But you only look at the bad."

"You never get the good stuff."

"I look at everything, what I am not is a palm tree ".

"If you are wrong, I'll have to say it, right? "

"Recognize that sometimes your tongue goes a little bit ".

"I remember him that this language suited him very well

when he submitted his candidacy to preside over Atlético de Madrid ".

"Look, I don't want to talk of personal issues and such,

but if it doesn't come to be for me,

someone's uncle Hacienda takes it ahead ".

"One can start to fail the memory at this age,

but that I remember, nobody from my family has been in jail. "

"Others instead ...".

"Others instead what?"

"Others sucked each other a year and a half by Los Angeles de San Rafael ".

"That was a tragedy, I didn't have to see! "

"Damn, if you were the promoter."

"You are pure rubbish, Condor! Trash!".

"You are not going to step on the Calderón again in the rest of your life. "

"Disgusting!".

(Snorts)

With what I have done for that piece of King Kong.

Won thanks to me the Atleti presidency

two former ministers, two, Cotorruelo and Sánchez de León.

Are we finished with Gil's rattle?

What is he doing here?

Come on, honey, give it to your father.

This what is it?

Your analyzes?

(LEE) "Ministry of Defense".

Ah, hell, they send you to the ranks! What a scare.

Does the military seem a little scare to you?

But hey, if she has touched him Cartagena,

which is a beautiful city and has the submarine Peral.

-Dad, I don't want to go to the military.

(LAUGHS WITH SARCASM)

That I don't like guns. If I am a pacifist.

And the food they put there. That has changed a lot, son.

In my time you ate paste,

now you eat better than in the paradores.

Dad, I can't sleep with strangers

and shower with them.

That is what you want, that I shower with guys?

You want me to shower with guys. -Paco, do something.

Me? Ask for an extension.

-I can't.

I have dropped out of college. How?

Oh! -But have you gone crazy?

My darling, go to your room.

How do you think of giving the child? I can not with him!

Cone! If you have to go to the military, go!

Don't raise your voice to me, Paco! It exasperates me!

You do raise your voice to me and you exasperate me!

(SIGHS) Did you know this?

You are the man with more contacts in Spain.

Talk to someone from the Ministry. Socialists hate me.

That's right. Lower the pressure with them or turn it up.

Look, I don't care but the child does not go to the military.

(Melody on the radio)

Minute and a half and we go. (Snorts)

How about we go to "Toni 2"? We started

for a crianza and we just ...

Drunk singing one of Camilo Sesto.

Impossible. Tomorrow, I'll get up early, I give a talk at the faculty.

With the famous professor?

With the famous professor.

You'll...

(LISTENER) "And I said, 'How do you leave me

now that we have bought a 1.90? '"mattress.

"And ... what did he say to you, Amanda?"

"Well, what is he going to tell me, that ...".

He wants me to talk to his students.

I haven't seen him since I graduated and still imposes on me.

Impose? If you were involved. Ya, is that she taught me everything

about good journalism, not this. Yes.

He had a very high ethical standard to hook up with his student.

He wasn't a bad uncle.

Was not...

(LISTENER) "... a son of a bitch, did a list of things he hates about me. "

"And I didn't ask him for that list."

"And we would love to hear it, but ... there is no time. "

"Tomorrow, more confessions, more truth, more ...

'Together in the night' ".

I go off, vampire.

(CARRING)

I'm going to give a talk in college, that's all.

Do you want some advice from a friend? No.

As a psychologist?

That?

Don't wear expensive panties, what they will end up lying on the ground.

Be careful in the "Toni 2".

I'm going to "Toni 2".

I've lost count already. How many people have we called?

I'm running out of contacts. Hugo Sánchez, either?

Committed to the Condor.

Do all the athletes in Spain

they are tonight in the program point of the Condor?

These things take time. We have few programs.

Yes, and not a good one. I like what we do.

Fuck me, no.

Sorry.

(Snorts)

Mister, what do you say?

-Let's see, the program ...

it goes as it goes. Hum?

The good thing is that is improved by training.

Soccer is going every day to the well for water

and dig and dig and dig Until appears.

What does not come out? Keep digging until the water comes out.

What if no water comes out?

Well, look for another well.

What is that, look for work in another station or ...?

When it gets like Miyagi there is no God who understands him.

Paco is fucking us every night.

We need a hit on the table. -That's it, a great goal.

-I really don't understand why you have to go

to the press conference of all workouts.

Any headline? Yes.

Clemente says he needs a center forward, and that's it.

He usually rolls more with Urrutia,

but they did not let him pass.

-Fuck. Gil was serious with the veto of the Condor.

Gil can't be quiet long time...

And if he doesn't talk to the Condor ...

-Then...

there you have your goal.

(Laughs)

How do you get along with him? With the?

Well he never hired me so, he hasn't fired me either.

Already. You are very resourceful. Thank you.

Let's see if you save any of these for the program.

- "Good morning." (BOTH) Good morning.

-Thanks.

This is... -Antunes's father.

The father and the representative.

Do not fuck with me that is going to lift him the forward to Benfica.

This one is capable of anything.

Who will have decorated this house for you? I don't know, but I don't want his phone number.

(Laughs)

We want you to come to the show.

You and everyone. That I understand, huh? The name of Jesús Gil sells.

-We will only talk about football, President.

-And the Condor, right?

I have enough wars already with mine ...

like to get into yours.

It's the same. The Condor will crush you every night, and us.

Let him bark whatever he wants.

-And where is he going to defend himself? -Me?

I pick up the phone and I hold a press conference

coming even the Holy Pope of Rome.

But then what will happen?

Do i tell you what do I do for this?

They are going to make three headlines misrepresenting his words.

You're right, I once said that Hitler had had good things

Oh my God, the World Cup was set up.

(GROTESCO) Oratory ...

That he had had good public speaking.

Don Jesús, trust me. Just this once, trust me.

They can think many things about you,

but he and I know

that the work that he is doing for Atleti is undeniable.

And more that I am going to do. Of course.

How to rob Antunes to Benfica.

(ANGRY) But what do you say!

Not so fast that you can't talk about that.

Do you play Parcheesi?

No. -Yes.

Yes? Yes.

Yes. -Come here".

How about this kid?

It is legit? -He wants to change things,

President, and that to me ... is worth it.

"Have Is the best job in the world".

"We are the stopcock

that allows the information flow freely. "

"Without an independent press there is no democracy. "

(Clearing his throat)

(Attach a microphone)

And what do you work on?

"I have a program on Onda España".

About what?

"Of interviews".

And whom?

"Very well".

"You never have to stay with the first answer ".

"You are going to go very far."

-Marta is one of the professionals highlights of promoting it.

She hosts a daily show

In the chain most listened to in Spain.

I wish...

half of you have a future as promising as yours.

(Laughs)

We eat?

(SARCASTIC LAUGHS)

No, it is not a good idea.

My team awaits me ...

and you, your wife.

Ah! Touched.

(BOTH LAUGH)

-I'm glad to see you.

And me.

Hey, won't you a hole in the radio?

Hum? For a student?

No, no, for me.

You want to work on my show. Yeah what's wrong

No what i thought you wouldn't consider it journalism.

I want to quit college. Oh yeah?

Yes I'm fed up of kids with delusions.

"I want to be a journalist." "I want to be Lou Grant."

Do you know who it is a journalist of the host?

I fucking.

I want to start again.

Or at least start. (Laughs)

Arthur,...

What is my program about?

How? Yes, what is my program about?

Well, from interviews, right? You've said it before.

Have you ever heard it? Yes Yes.

But above all, is that no ... It is an early morning program.

Calls.

Ah, anonymous people ...

Well, I saw myself in something more serious, but nothing happens.

(Laughs) I can go through there.

Hey come on please don't be so dignified.

I heard you worked at Onda España and I thought you could give me a hand.

You do not leave the faculty, they kick you out.

But what are you saying? That you are a scared man.

You are not able to leave your wife nor this job.

Today's students ...

they are less discreet than you.

You're disgusting.

I'm disgusting but I don't trash for the masses!

Take the fucking linotype off the agenda, she was already old ten years ago.

(Snorts)

(Bang)

(Trills)

Hey, the girl is not here!

(Noise)

Oh my gosh, what a mess!

The bags are very bad!

(FOR HIM) Virgin of Covadonga ...

Oh my!

"The intention of this government is to send a delegation to Angola

where our troops are doing an excellent job

at the service of the UN ".

- "José Luis Panizo, Minister of Defense,

Thanks for being with us".

"Luck. -A pleasure".

(Advertising tune)

(RADIO ANNOUNCEMENT) "Your house is in danger,

yes, in danger of fire, of theft, butane explosion,

but you just can't help it. "

-Paco, the minister is leaving now. - "With Altea Insurance, yes".

-All yours.

Minister! Man, Paco!

(LAUGH)

-How they treat you around here? Well...

The priests have no idea to do radio,

so I take care of mine and they of theirs.

From the apostolate? Of the accounts.

Ah! (BOTH LAUGH)

-I'm glad to see you.

Hey, minister ... Yes?

One thing, uh ...

You see, it has come to my son the letter of the military.

They send him to Cartagena. -Hey!

-He is a friend, he is a friend. (Laughs)

He told him that they send him to Cartagena.

Great, to the Peral submarine. Yes, the Peral submarine.

But my lady has raised him between cottons

and the kid is not ready.

Paco, I don't take care of those things.

Damn, minister ... (LAUGHS)

(SIGHS)

Does he have flat feet, diopters, something that facilitates ...?

No, I don't think he understood me.

The kid needs two good hosts given and they won't let me give it to them.

Cartagena is a paradise. You have to send it more ...

further, harder.

Ceuta? Melilla? Chafarinas.

(MAKES ASPAWIND)

Well ...

(LAUGHS) A pleasure, Minister.

(SOCARRÓN LAUGHS)

-Paco!

What's the matter?

We have a problem.

Gil will go to "Discount time".

What difference does he make? Nobody listens to Jota.

After last night?

-Everyone will want to hear what you have to say.

She calls Gil.

-Who me?

No, my late uncle Moncho, it doesn't screw you.

You have been covering Atlético for years. Yes.

You know Gil. Because.

Better to wait for it to pass. There is no time.

Tell him I want to talk to him face to face.

Ah, but now?

(Laughs)

(CARRING)

Can you slow it down? Hey...

I need time to think. -Or for a miracle to happen.

I don't know what is less likely.

- (MARK NUMBER) Hum?

(GIL) "Hello?" -Don Jesús, it's me, Urrutia.

No! No! Wait! "Presi", don't hang up on me yet.

Don't hang up on me yet. You see ...

He was here thinking on my own...

(GIL UNINTELLIGIBLE) -No, "presi", I'm alone.

For the love of God, gift Jesus, I'm there to fix it.

With what you two want ...

(GIL UNINTELLIGIBLE)

(GIL UNINTELLIGIBLE)

-Of course.

(GIL HANGS UP)

-On the grill at three.

Cojonudo. Yes.

Hey...

He wants you to ask for forgiveness.

Yes of course.

(Laughs)

Weren't we going to meet at a steakhouse?

I is that to this I call it "the spit."

Mari Angeles that I have been on a diet.

I have already lost three kilos. I noticed it as soon as you entered.

Paco, what happened to us? How did we come to this?

I don't know, Jesus. I do not know.

Look I have enemies, but I never dreamed that you would end up being

one of them. That is fixed with an apology.

What a bastard. I'm not going to apologize.

If i did, you would stop respecting me.

Damn, Jesus, if you screw it up I will have to say it.

I like football too much. And me.

No you like it money and power.

How long will you take to get into politics?

I still have things pending.

Listen I'm about to close the signing of Antunes.

Excellent. But you don't say "na",

that we know each other.

I've been at this for many years, man.

I can help you, how I helped you to be president of Atleti.

Journalists are the host. You ask for loyalties ...

Do you know who number 1 is?

If you. Ah.

Today.

Tomorrow could be another, Paco.

But do you know who remains?

Jesús Gil and Gil. Oh yeah?

Well you try to stay closing the Calderón to the Condor

and giving interviews to a beginner, we'll see.

Let's see, what do you want, an interview tonight?

You already have it.

And you're not going to "Discount Time".

"Pa'ti" the fat bitch. And I'm not going to "Discount Time".

Gentlemen's Pact.

"Good evening. Today is a great day because we will have with us

to one of the men most important in this country ".

"Today, no mincing words, in 'Discount time' ...

Don Jesús Gil y Gil, nothing more and nothing less".

"Talking is talked about a lot, for some and for others ".

"Some we've been doing it for decades

with a single raw material: the truth".

"It was a party To dog face".

"Maybe, since there are no goals, not so attractive to the viewer

but tactically ... ".

"These days you will have heard braying

about the president from Atlético de Madrid

today he would go to the competition. "

"You know what?"

"Don Jesús Gil and Gil, good night".

"Good night, Paco."

(COMMENTARY) "A party of power to be able, that this is the soccer ".

"When the ball ..." -Gil is with the Condor.

-"...there's nothing to do, this is so".

"In any case, a very interesting game ".

"Of course I am, mister."

"Well now, let's go for him most awaited moment of the night,

for the interview most wanted of the day,

Don Jesús Gil y Gil ".

"Good evening, President."

Good evening.

Parcheesi while we chat? Come on, I love it.

President tell me one thing

the mistakes where they are paid more expensively,

in the business world or in football?

Look, the mistakes, when you do them for a good cause,

you pay them with pleasure.

Gil is also with Jota. -That?

That can not be. -You have to tell him.

-Why me? -Pineda, I have brought you here.

-AND? -Fuck, you're closer.

-Not anymore. -Don't touch my eggs!

He is your turn. -Not.

-What's the matter? What are you doing? -Gil is also in Onda España.

-Playing Parcheesi with Jota. -Don't screw me.

-Yes. -Do you tell him?

-Me? -You are closer.

-Yes Yes. -What eggs.

"I'm remembering when I came to study veterinary medicine

to Madrid, I'm from Burgo de Osma,

for those who do not know, that those of Burgo de Osma are

delighted because he has uploaded to first regional,

It doesn't have a budget. "(LAUGHS)

"And then these people ...".

"Don Jesus, uh ...

do you have the gift of ubiquity? "

"Man, I am fat, but not so much ".

"22 minutes about 11 of the night, I say this because ...

right now you are in rigorous direct

in the studios of Radio 9, truth?".

"I am, I am."

"They tell me

which is also at this time

in the competition playing Parcheesi. "

"This...".

"How do you eat this, don Jesús?"

"I don't know, we will have to call Jiménez del Oso, right? "

(ALL LAUGHS) (JOKE)

What's the matter? Is there no program today?

Well, today it is done alone.

(LAUGH) (GIL ON THE RADIO)

Marga, come, what do I tell you. That?

This morning i closed the interview with Gil,

but I knew that Paco would play me as he does with all the guests.

And suddenly, Bermúdez said something ...

(REMEMBER) "Wants change things, president,

and that works for me ".

"We change things."

"Let's record the interview here."

"Now".

But Gil is now with the Condor. That's it.

And do you think it is a victory?

I don't know if it's a victory

but what I do know is clear is that it is a blow to the table.

That? You look happy.

Is that this program is ...

It's my big chance and I am not going to waste it.

Um ... I'm going to go.

Better. Yes.

Yes better. Go.

That? (INTERVIEW BY RADIO)

-And on, huh?

Ready to make a show?

Leguineche, can we call to the lady from last night?

It was a brutal testimony. The one with the unfaithful husband?

No, the one who saw the Virgin on the bathroom tiles.

I want to know more, when he first saw her,

Has she called a priest, to a plumber ...?

I want to understand what leads you to something like that.

- To see it or to tell it? Both.

Tell me we have his number.

-I always aim all who enter.

I'm going for him.

- (JOKE) That?

Good for the faculty? Yes OK.

Not bad. Fatal.

But it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. What matters is this, Concha.

And do you know what this is?

It is an opportunity.

It's a door open to a million of stories to discover.

And what else do we need to do journalism?

Any.

Any.

Any.

I'm going to talk to Leguineche ... Very well.

... so she doesn't screw it up.

Very well.

"Jota 'Calzones' has tried fool four clueless

tonight with a recorded program. "

Boss?

Boss, the Condor, who is you putting to fall from a donkey.

"He has certified his radio-delayed death ".

"Many wonder how someone like that

has been able to betray me. The answer is easy. "

"It was the only way to get the job. "

"It is true that he was a boy who had a certain rigor, good diction

and all those things that they now teach

in the Faculties of Journalism ".

"But something is missing ...

what distinguishes to real journalists. "

"Something that separates the children Men's".

"To Jota Montes

a couple of things are missing,

and rhyme with 'calzones' ".

(Tuning)

How much do we have?

In three minutes our interview ends.

Perfect. We raise the rundown. We give an exclusive.

That they do journalists with balls.

-Exclusive?

The signing of Antunes. -Hey!

Gil said you couldn't say that. It's true, mister.

But he also said that Hitler was good people.

Come on! Let's go!

-Are you sure about this? Yes.

-Jot! Listen to me sometimes it is better to withdraw ...

Mister, listen to me. ... and take the break.

Everything is alright. Yes? Come on.

Come on, guys. You command, it is your program.

Trust me, come on.

We have a bomb and we are going to use it. It is done.

Come on, let this bastard find out.

"Well, up to here the interview with the president ".

"He has given us great headlines, but now, pay attention,

attentive because we have a last minute exclusive. "

You told me you wouldn't go with him!

Technically I did not go that we recorded it at my house.

Gentlemen's agreement, my balls, Jesus.

Paco, I have told you many times that I don't owe you anything

To no cheap newsboy!

Let's have the party in peace. Come on.

Please sit.

"We continue live,

when it's 12 and 56 minutes of the night".

"Don Jesus, you know that I am a man of my word

and that I practice what the English they call 'off the record',

but the circumstance occurs of which others, no ".

"Congratulations on the signing of the Benfica player Antunes ".

"But what are you saying?" "I'm not saying it."

"He just said it on his show

your ludo partner Jota 'Calzones' ".

(GRUNNY)

"Well, we are about to end tonight's program, ...

but they communicate to me we have a call. "

"But what a surprise, my mother, Don Jesús Gil ".

"Don't tell me what you want now the revenge of Parcheesi ".

"What do we do?". "Fool!".

"You have 'loaded' the signing of Antunes! ".

Those of Benfica are going to shield it! "Nerd".

"Let's see, Don Jesus, I just said what were you talking about,

negotiating with his father. "

Look at the traitors they go through the guillotine

And neither you nor yours go to return to the Calderón! Do you hear me?

"No, you can't veto entry to all the sports press ".

No, everyone, no!

The Condor returns to the field.

"And you are out."

You are pure garbage!

(End of call tone)

Thank you for coming, Jesus, dear.

See you next time on a real steakhouse.

Very well. But you pay. Voucher.

Paco,

I already told you once ...,

Jesús Gil remains.

(Laughs)

(Far sirens)

(Keys jingle)

Thanks.

He had been unrivaled for years and I was starting to get bored.

But I'm going to bring you down, you know

¡Paco!

If you have it so clear,

What are you doing here?

(Laughs)

("Quijote", Julio Iglesias)