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Dear Madame, don't ever forget my advice.

You can be sure of that, doctor.

You need a quiet and stable life, without any kind of excess.

That's the only way to avoid a relapse, which would be infinitely more serious.

You're right, Doctor.

I don't want a relapse.

I'll follow your advice.

I hope so because your one year stay in our clinic

should have seemed very long to you.

A young and pretty woman has better things to do.

Let me remind you one more time to be cautious,

and be sure to have a healthy life.

I hope you won't keep bad memories of your stay. For my part, I found

you were a docile patient, very serious about following her treatment.

I just wanted to be cured.

Don't be afraid...

Everything's going to be okay.

And all the confidences you did to me will remain between you and me.

I don't doubt it.

Professional confidentiality is the number one rule for every doctor.

And more, for every psychiatrist.

Take care of yourself.

I have to say you were a very interesting subject.

Thank you, Doctor. I'll be good, I promise.

And don't hesitate to call me if there's anything wrong.

Did Monsieur purchase this car a long time ago?

About six months ago, Madame.

Mathias, is Monsieur still going to the museum?

It will be a delight for all of us to see Madame after such a long absence.

What about my key?

Nothing has changed.

Monsieur insisted that the house be kept the same as before you left.

So what about my key?

Madame, what a tragedy! The bishop had been...

And everybody was staring at him... From the balcony... No one moved...

...Fall down... The blood everywhere...

Yes Madame.

Ahh Madame. How gruesome!

Yes, I know. Calm down. You should forget about this, Malou.

How's the garden doing?

The garden kept all its charm.

And the presbytery is still great looking. I know, my poor Malou.

You're still the same, but now, go back to your roses, will you?

Alright, Madame.

I forget to tell Madame:

Monsieur had been called outside but he should be back soon.

Miss?

Get in, Miss. We're taking you.

What's your name?

Rosa, but who cares? Where are we going?

You're going to do some modeling for me.

How's that? Are you a deranged person, or what? I'm not a model!

You're coming to my manor...to pose for me.

You'll see, the manor is great. You'll never want to leave.

How can you be so sure of that?

I'm starting to have cramps. Can I move a bit?

I really won't do anything good tonight.

I can't focus on my painting.

What are we doing now?

You're going to visit my museum.

You've never seen anything that beautiful.

You won't regret it, I assure you... Come.

Come on.

You know you're starting to turn me on? Don't you think it's beautiful?

Can't you read a dreadful novel on every one of these faces?

I think it's absolutely fascinating.

Look at him. He's one of my favorites. He gave me a lot of pleasure.

That's enough. It's freezing here.

Let me go, I'm cold.

Do you know how I kill my victims? Are you shivering out of cold or fear?

- Let me go. I don't think it's funny. - You're afraid, aren't you?

I like to see fear on your face!

Let me go! Let me...

Never again...

Charles, at last, you're here.

Why did you make me wait so much?

I knew you wouldn't resist coming to the museum.

This is why...I wanted our reunion to be here.

In this place where we encounter so much exceptional pleasure.

My darling, your ordeal is over. Now we can get our delights back.

Darling, is everything really going to be just as it used to be?

I promise.

Say darling, didn't you squander our fortune when I was away?

Didn't you do anything foolish?

Come on darling, this fortune which gives us happiness and impunity is yours.

I've done only the small expenses.

Except of course for the big sums...

I had to pay doctors and a judge to hush up the case.

Did you ever think about getting rid of me?

Get me locked up to happily spend all of my money?

How can you imagine things like this?

Let's just be happy to be together again.

And let's enjoy this wonderful bond that unites us.

I've got a surprise for you and I think you're going to like it.

Oh... Who's that?

Her name's Cécile.

She's the daughter of a diplomat.

She's only 21.

And I heard she's still a virgin

I met her at a reception. I could chat with her a bit.

And I managed to meet her parents.

She's lovely, isn't she?

I badly want her.

And you're going to want her too.

She's going to be a fine recruit, don't you think?

Yes, she's hot and nicely shaped.

We absolutely need to get her.

Yes, we do. And we're going to get her, don't worry.

I have a plan.

What we need is to get her here.

A friend gave me her parent's address.

You'll see, fate is a great provider.

And a villa was for rent just in front.

I've already got the key. From a window of the first floor,

we've got a perfect view in to this young girl's bedroom.

That's how I could take these pictures.

With a telephoto lens.

They are quite attractive, aren't they?

Quite promising...

I'm sure this project's going to give us infinite pleasures.

What are her parents going to think? And how do we get her here?

Her father is a diplomat and has to often travel abroad.

We'll just invite her next time he goes away.

What do you think?

Magnificent! We'll go tomorrow.

Darling, I'm so excited about this.

I was sure you would be.

We have to do it at once.

Let me see.

She must have just come out the shower... She's lovely.

Here we are, she's stripping.

Give me the binoculars back.

Charles, she's so hot. You really have to see this.

We've got to have her! Look.

Give it to me. I want to see her.

She's beautiful. Touch me.

Oh, yes, touch me like this. She really turns me on.

Take me.

Please, take me, Charles.

Take my knickers off.

Oh yes. Fuck me... Quickly, quickly... Take me.

Make me come, bastard!

Yes. Fuck me good. Go ahead.

Yes, like this!

- Do you like it, bitch? - Oh, yes!

- I'm coming, Charles! - Come.

Yes! Yes! More!

Oh, Charles.

This little slut really looks like a lecherous bitch!

- Oh yes, keep going. - Do you like it?

- Yes, fuck me. - Do you feel it good?

Oh Charles.

Oh, it's good.

- She's beautiful, isn't she? - Yes, she is.

I knew it would turn you on.

I can see her. It makes me even more horny like this.

What a butt she's got!

Oh, darling! Make me come.

Adèle! Adèle come here. Come here at once, I tell you!

Take this! Take this!

More! Oh, you're killing me!

Yes, Adèle, touch me.

Look how the wanna-be virgin is touching herself!

Oh yes! Adèle, don't stop.

Martine, come quickly! They're going out. Look.

Adèle, give me my dress quickly.

Quickly!

My respects, Madame,

Hello, Monsieur. What a surprise! Are we neighbours, by any chance?

You are living in this house? I thought it was empty.

What a pleasant and unexpected coincidence.

Let me introduce you to my wife...

May I take the liberty of inviting you for a drink?

With your lovely wife, of course.

Sure, my wife and I would be happy to come. Isn't that so, Martine?

So, see you tonight.

Madame, we have to go back to the house, I'm expecting a phone call from abroad.

See you tonight, around 7 pm, isn't it?

Very well.

- Your lovely daughter will be there too? - Yes, she will.

But, my lovely daughter, as you say, is sulking.

I have to go on a trip and she refuses to come along.

But it's out of the question for her mother and I to leave her alone here.

Why doesn't she come and spend a few days in our manor?

That should be ok, Martine?

It sounds like a great idea.

I'm sure we can become great friends.

- What do you think? - It would be wonderful, Madame.

Please father, say yes.

Now, Cécile.

We can't exploit the kindness of Monsieur and Madame de Bressac.

- Oh, please father. - Don't insist.

Come on. My wife is bored in our big house and would be happy...

to be with Cécile. Please, accept, Monsieur.

All right, but only if you promise not to bother Mr and Mme de Bressac too much.

You can count on me, father.

That's perfect.

We are going back to the manor tomorrow. Call us there.

Here's my card.

Let us know on what day Cécile will arrive.

We'll ask our chauffeur to pick her up at the station.

That's very kind of you.

It's our pleasure.

My respects, Madame.

- Madame. - Monsieur.

- Goodbye. - Goodbye.

I want her! I've got to have her!

I want her, now.

I can't wait anymore.

What's the point of this farce?

Let's just kidnap her, and take her to the house.

Please, Charles, do something.

Patience.

This little bitch will soon be in our claws.

Don't rush, darling.

We didn't set up this trap to fail at the last moment.

Soon...she's going to be at our mercy.

I promise.

And she was supposed to be such an innocent girl!

She's just a lecherous whore!

Look at this.

She keeps on touching herself!

Look at this.

She's masturbating in front of an open window.

She's a dirty exhibitionist.

Yet, I don't dislike this spectacular show.

I remember you enjoying it yesterday.

You weren't so displeased, either.

How naughty she is!

She really likes it!

It's quite promising.

Your goody-two-shoes really means business!

She's just the right age to have an explosion of the senses.

She was under a strict education so now her sensuality is boiling over.

We're going to teach pleasure to her.

The discovery of eroticism is going to be a real revelation for her.

She's waiting aimlessly for that.

She'll soon know more pleasures than most do in an entire life.

And at the end of this path of lust...

Our victim will encounter death.

Oh yes, I'll make her pay for what she's doing to me now.

Bloody goody-two-shoes!

Look at her!

She's really going wild!

How lecherous!

Tomorrow, we'll go back to the manor to prepare for her arrival.

Don't get impatient, she'll be here soon.

She's going to provide us with great pleasures.

You'll see darling, this girl is destined to us.

Come here, Adèle.

Come on.

Take your clothes off.

You've served us very well.

It's time for your reward.

Hello. Who's asking?

Oh, it's you!

Sure. As soon as tomorrow.

But of course!

We're going to take care of her as if she was our own daughter.

N-n-n-no.

We'll pick her up by ourselves.

Don't worry. It's not an inconvenience at all.

On the contrary...

See you soon... Sure...

We'll take good care of her, you can be sure of it, Monsieur.

Goodbye.

See? Everything is going as planned.

And you wanted to rush things...

My love.

Oh, Charles, it's wonderful! I was so afraid that at the last moment...

Everything's going to be alright, you'll see.

You'll see, Cécile, I'm sure you're going to enjoy our manor.

It's very quiet and peaceful. It's an out of the way place.

It's really kind of you to allow me to get away from the oppressive...

authority of my parents.

That's not a very nice thing to say!

But young people need some...

freedom sometimes, isn't that right?

You'll forget about your troubles.

I feel better, already.

This area is beautiful.

I'm sure I'm going to enjoy my stay at yours.

Good morning, Madame.

Good morning, Malou.

Malou, our gardener.

A bit simple-minded but an excellent gardener, isn't that right?

Yes, Madame. I'm a gardener but I'm mostly simple-minded!

She's pretty...

Too bad.

Really too bad...

Bad? Why?

This poor bishop...his head!

And the blood splashing all over the place! Like an egg!

Come on, calm down, Malou.

Like an egg!

Come. Poor Malou never got over an accident he witnessed ten years ago.

A bishop fell down from a balcony while he was waving to the crowd.

Since then Malou has lost his mind.

Like an...egg!

But there's nothing to be afraid of.

He's not quite normal...

But he wouldn't harm a fly...

...or a flower.

Like an egg!

Like an egg!

Hi! Would you be offended if I share a bath with you, Cécile?

No. On the contrary...

Between women, there's nothing wrong.

Of course not.

You've got a lovely chest.

Madame...

Don't be shy...

Just relax.

Forget traditional morality.

And hypocrisy.

Do you like that?

Oh yes, Madame!

One should live intensely, Cécile.

What's wrong?

Are you nervous?

A bit, yes...

But it's good.

Relax and enjoy.

What a lovely chest!

Say, Adèle, have you ever touched another woman?

Does it feel nice?

And do you like your boss?

Do you think she's exciting?

Do you want to have sex with me?

It feels good with a woman.

So, what's going on?

Everything's going as expected.

Adèle's doing exactly what we asked her to do.

I'd like to see them.

Let me enjoy the show too.

This little bitch sure has a strong temperament. I'm amazed by her audacity.

See how easily she's taking part in Adèle's whims.

We're just precipitating the budding sensuality that every girl of her age has.

There's nothing to be amazed by, my darling.

You know Charles, it really turns me on to see this.

Let me join them.

No way. Your intervention could traumatise Cécile.

Be patient.

Your time will come.

She's really skilled.

It's really promising.

Yes, we're going to get great pleasure out of her.

- Sit down, please. - Thank you.

- What's happening, Mr Bressac? - Exactly what we feared.

A relapse? So soon?

Yes. And this time it seems very serious, I'm afraid.

I think you should see her again, doctor.

- What makes you think that? - Several things...

My wife seemed to be cured, indeed...

But I soon had to accept the truth.

It has only just become apparent.

She often has nightmares,

Delirium...

She is paranoid.

And far worse, she threatens to kill herself.

- Suicidal thoughts? - Yes, doctor.

She doesn't speak to me. She always stays in her room.

She refuses to open the door, even to the maid.

I bring her her meals.

And she barely eats, it's worrying.

I wonder if she shouldn't be committed again.

I was fearing a relapse but I didn't think it would come so soon.

Mr Bressac, we have to consider a far longer commitment, indeed.

Bring her to me.

Without informing her she's coming to stay in the clinic for a while.

Tell her it's just for a check-up.

It should sound plausible to her.

But I prefer to tell you the truth:

A quick relapse like this is very alarming.

You'll have to be quite patient and brave.

I was expecting that...

But for my wife, I'm ready for anything.

So, Cécile, are you enjoying your stay?

It's like paradise here.

I'd like never to leave this place or see my folks again.

That's not very nice for them. They love you so much.

You're their only child and their only reason to live, you know?

Leave my folks where they are!

You seem pensive, Cécile. What are you thinking about my sweet?

I feel dizzy. I drank too much.

- What about a game? - Great idea, I love games, but what?

We'll write our names on paper.

We're going to draw lots and the chosen person

will have to obey anything the others ask.

What do you think, ladies?

- Everything they ask? - Everything!

It's a good idea, isn't it Cécile?

I agree. I absolutely agree!

Who starts?

We're going to draw lots... I put the paper in this.

And let the chaste and pure hand of Cécile decide.

Don't hesitate, go ahead.

The destiny chosen...

Mar-tine!

Well, honey...erm...

What about a striptease?

Then please set up a more suitable atmosphere!

The hand of fate chooses a second victim.

Adèle!

What torment are we going to inflict upon her?

Let's ask her to pretend to have sex until orgasm!

Are you up for that, Cécile?

I like the idea...

Fate, who's going to be your next victim?

Ah! Cécile!

Oh my God! What's going to happen to me?

What delights are you going to inflict upon me?

I'm sure Charles will have an idea.

I'll utterly obey your wishes.

So Charles,

What's your idea?

Our sweet Cécile, with Adèle

will show us what two persons of the same sex can dream up.

Join them.

Guess what name is on this piece of paper?

- I bet it's mine. - Yes, Charles. It's your turn.

You will have to pretend to take possession of the sweet Cécile.

- Me? - Yes.

Very well. If that's what you wish.

The game is the game...

- Cécile... - Yes?

Come, Adèle.

I love your body!

You're going to make me die!

You're going to make me die!

Good day Miss.

Monsieur and Madame de Bressac will be back for lunch.

They are out horse riding in the surrounding grounds.

Can I do something for you, miss?

No, thank you, Mathias.

I'll go and have a walk in the garden.

My head is so heavy, so heavy!

Good.

Hello, Malou.

Oh Miss. How terrible! He exploded like an egg! All this blood!

He was so handsome and they let him die.

What are you talking about?

Don't let them do it! All these women.

All these women. How terrible!

Don't ever go down. Don't let them take you to the cellar!

It's too dangerous.

It's too dangerous!

You look beautiful this morning, Cécile.

We went to your room to ask you to join us. But you were sleeping so deeply...

we didn't want to wake you up.

Come on. Come on.

Thank you, Mathias. Please serve.

I must confess I don't really remember how last night's party finished.

I think I drank too much and I apologise for that.

I'm afraid I behaved badly.

You behaved very well, Cécile, on the contrary.

Don't you remember you have to fill some gaps in your education?

Yes madame. I'm afraid I engaged in some guilty pleasures.

I feel so ashamed about it.

Guilt has nothing to do with what gives you pleasure.

Nothing.

And...

The only culprit is your education.

I can understand your embarrassment...

to talk about some acts of love but it's only prejudice...

Bourgeois precepts.

Totally obsolete, actually.

Yet, ethics are difficult to forget.

We're going to teach you how, sweet Cécile. Don't be afraid.

My wife and I will know how to educate you if you so wish.

You're putting me in a difficult position, Monsieur.

How can I talk to you while I'm in the ignorance of the most

basic relations that can exist between a man and a woman.

It's up to you to learn more about it.

Isn't Monsieur de Bressac attractive?

I can assure you he would be the perfect instructor.

Your husband?

But how can you...?

Forget about ethics, young Cécile.

My dear child,

there's so much about the joys of love of which you're unaware.

Follow me.

I'll show you one aspect that pleasure can take.

It's cold here!

I'm waiting!

No! Let me go!

Let me go!

No, no!

No, I don't want to!

No, I don't want to!

Don't do that! No!

Do you recognise this poison?

You used it plenty of times.

The drug I injected in to her is an indian poison that paralyses

without making you lose consciousness.

My distinguished, billionaire spouse can understand everything we say.

She doesn't miss anything of what's happening.

It must be really grueling not to be able to scream.

Not to be able to express your anger.

Cécile and I have been lovers for almost a year, you know?

She's not the innocent girl that turned you on so much!

We set up this diabolical plan together.

And you reacted exactly as we were expecting.

Even better than we thought.

Now, I'm very rich!

Cécile and I are going to enjoy your huge fortune, at last.

In absolute tranquility.

That's what we're going to do.

You thought you were going to kill Cécile...

Now your life is over...

Finished.

We're the ones who are going to have fun now.

Cécile and I are going on that trip you were dreaming about.

Can you hear me, Martine?

You're so far away, already.

As soon as the poison's effects end,

I'll inject you with the drug you used to embalm your victims.

And you're going to be part of them, my dear wife.

Oh, Adèle wishes to kiss you goodbye.

See? We're all still thinking of you.

How dark is your look!

Can't you give me one of your smiles?

You were so beautiful when you smiled.

That's it. It's over.

Come.

Let's go, Mathias.

Adèle!

Come on. Hurry up, Mathias.

Original translation: Aquasantajoe

Proofreading, timings: suckmysound

For Cinemageddon December 4th 2012