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Lidia: Previously
on "moonshine."
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Nora: My big sis,
lidia, is back in town.
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- (cheering)
- my daughter's an anarchist,
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My son's clinically depressed,
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Uh, my marriage might be
over. Just a goddamn mess.
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- (reads) "I, felicia finley,
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Leave my piece of the
moonshine to lidia."
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- What?
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- You've always
wanted what's mine.
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This is how the
war starts, lidia.
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- "may she finally
turn this shithole
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Into something worth a damn."
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(birds chirp, radio clicks on)
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Nora: Hey, hey, fox den,
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Anyone in need of some
high octane, renewal juju?
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Life needs a kick in the ass?
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Well, you're in luck, losers,
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Because it is summer
solstice time.
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("big yellow taxi" by
joni mitchell plays)
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? with a pink hotel ?
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Nora: In some towns,
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Virgins drink from
magical wells.
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Other towns turn druid and
dance around giant stones.
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My town feeds its
sins to a goat,
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And they barbecue
the poor bastard
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In a quest for sweet,
sweet absolution.
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(text alert chimes)
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That's right, it is
time for the moonshine's
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Annual anything-goes,
goat roast.
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The time of year when
you, your loved ones,
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Even that sexy tent buddy
whose name you can't remember,
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Get to beach-party 'til ya barf.
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What's that? Nothing to hide?
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No sordid sins to absolve?
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Fresh out of crack
pipe confessions?
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Then, giddy up, still plenty
of time to make some mistakes.
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? Hey, farmer, farmer,
put away that ddt now ?
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(engine rumbles)
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? gimme spots on my apples ?
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? but leave me the
birds and the bees ?
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- Absolutely not! That's
not what we discussed!
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No! I don't care! I don't
care what you're saying!
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Absolutely not!
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? That you don't know what
you've got 'til it's gone ?
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? you paved paradise and
put up a parking lot ?
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(trailer squeaks, door bangs)
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(engine rumbles)
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Less wanking, more working!
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You're both late!
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???
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? and the big yellow taxi
took away my old man ?
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- Daniel, hey.
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Yeah. I-I know. Sorry.
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Uh, signals for shit. Hold on.
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(engine roars)
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? they paved paradise,
put up a parking lot ?
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- Somebody's happy.
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- Dingo in a donut box.
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- Or there's a body out back.
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- I put her in
charge this weekend.
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- Of my goat roast?
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- Oh, you're on bed rest.
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Besides, we're too
old to absolve sins.
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- People change.
- (chuckles) we're not people.
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- Hold on, hold on.
Can you hear me now?
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Okay, I think I got ya. Ugh!
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Daniel: Have you told the
kids about the separation?
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- No, and do not
say I'm avoiding.
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- The girls have been avoiding
each other since the memorial.
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This weekend should be fun.
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- Lidia and goats.
No, not her speed.
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- It's gonna be a bloodbath.
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Daniel: I just don't understand
what you're still doing there.
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- This is where I need
to be right now, okay,
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In control of my own destiny,
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Taking care of my mom,
supporting my family...
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(engine revs)
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Having them support me.
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I really think it's gonna
be different this time!
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Ah! No! Call you back.
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Rhian! No! No! No!
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You knocked that down,
you stupid yellow
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(indistinct shouting,
engine rumbles)
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? it's my life, it's my life ?
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? it's my life, my life ?
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? it's my life, it's my life ?
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? it's my life, my life ?
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- There's no way
I'm staying here.
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- (sighs) there is, and you are.
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- Didn't even bring my retainer.
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- Well, luckily teeth
don't move very fast.
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- This is a hostage situation.
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A legit kidnapping.
I'm calling dad.
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- Your father is
swamped at the office,
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And he agrees this is the best
place for you, this summer.
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- What about what I want?
What's there to do here?
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- What's not to do?
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- Um, finish my doc about the
exploitation of sex workers
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On the lower east side?
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- Find another cause.
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You okay?
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At least happy-adjacent-slash-
not hating me?
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- Yeah, it's fine, mom.
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- Look, I know this is a lot,
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And I kinda sprung it on you,
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But I want you guys to
experience this place
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Like I did back before, I dunno,
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I resented the shit outta
everything my mom did, too.
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- I don't resent you, mom.
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(mocking)
- I don't resent you, mom.
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- Finn, you are
free to resent me.
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It's a healthy and
normal part of...
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Shutting up now.
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(sighs) bacon or sausage?
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- What part of
ovo-lacto vegetarian,
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Do you not understand?
(chair crashes) god!
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(footsteps thud away quickly,
door creaks and slams)
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(insects buzz, seagulls cry)
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(water runs, indistinct singing)
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- I can piss and hit a
mark at 15 feet, ilene.
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- (indistinct singing)
- ugh.
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Maybe we need to uh, get
the hell outta dodge?
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Ryan: Why?
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- Uh, because we
live in a campground?
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- It's close to
work. Like, on work.
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- It's true, it is
super convenient.
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But still, just weird, you know,
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Like your family's
around, all the time.
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And I don't like the way
that rhian talks to you.
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- She's just, you know,
super intense about the job.
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- It's just, I was thinking,
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The apartment over the
fluff 'n' fold is for rent.
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- One-eye finally got evicted?
- Yeah.
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- Did I call that, or what?
- Yeah. You did.
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But like, think about
it. We could have like,
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A private backyard, and a shower
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That isn't directly over
the shitter. Blinds.
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- Those digs are sweet,
but with what money?
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- Well, maybe we could
sell the shrooms,
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And then use the money
for first and last months.
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- With a bit left
over to celebrate.
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- Sure!
- You wanna get back in?
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I think I missed a spot.
- Oh, yeah,
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It's just that I'm serious,
babe, because that apartment
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Isn't gonna be around
forever, so we need to harvest
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The shrooms and start selling.
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- Okay, right after
the goat roast.
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- I dunno, I'm not
sure that I like
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Competing with a
farm animal, ry.
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- I promised my mom I'd help.
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- Hmm. Can your mom
give you a blowjob?
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- Harvest time it is!
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???
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- Woo!
- (splash)
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(door slams, gravel crunches)
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???
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- (exhales)
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- Why aren't you at the station?
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- Uh, ken asked me to check
up on security protocols
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For the weekend.
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- Dad said "security protocols"?
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- And uh, I thought
we could talk.
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- We talked at breakfast.
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- I thought of
more things to say.
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- Well?
- Over dinner, maybe?
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- Date night? No time.
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Where is little miss
inheritance when the inbreds
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In cabin 5 turn their
coffee maker into a bong?
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- On top of the trailer, where
you left her all morning.
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- There will be
time for sustenance
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When the war is won, by me.
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And remember whose
side you're on.
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(footsteps approach quickly,
door opens and closes)
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- I want peace. I
wanna be friends.
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- We're sisters, the
opposite of friends.
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- That's not a thing.
- Number 36.
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Do not be friends
with lidia. Happy?
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(footsteps thud)
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- Uh, well, technically,
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Technically, I'm your boss, now.
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Dad told me he asked you
to organize the weekend
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And I'm fine with that.
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- I have a goat to pick up.
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- Oh! Well, come
on, let us help,
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Me and the kids.
Show us the ropes.
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I barely remember the last
time I fed a sin to a goat.
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- 1996. Lust monkey.
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- Okay, fair. Mm-hmm.
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But that was many sins ago,
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And I-I'd like to
make up for lost time.
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Rhian? Come on, seriously,
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Let's work together.
No fighting, no ego.
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- But I'm in charge?
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- Pinky swear.
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???
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- Staff meeting at noon.
- Okay.
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- So, who would like
to climb the roof
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And spend the day
scraping bird excrement?
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- Definitely lidia.
All: (chuckle)
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- You're hilarious.
- Ryan, it is!
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- That'll take all day!
- Better not,
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'cause you're scraping
down the rental boats next.
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I am also enforcing a strict
no-bare-feet-rule this year.
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The last thing we need
is some drunk asshole
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Suing us for slicing off
a toe with broken glass.
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- Isn't barefoot kind of a vibe?
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- Yeah, I'm not
really into the whole,
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Wear-shoes-on-the-beach, thing.
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Like, sand in shoes, shoes
in cabins, sand in cabins.
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And next thing you know,
I'm on my hands and knees
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With a vacuum hose,
for like, hours.
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- Yeah!
- That is literally your job.
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- Some of us have lives
outside of this place, rhian.
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Dreams. Housing options?
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- Heartwarming story. Moving on.
- Why so many changes?
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Things have been running fine
for the past 40 years, right.
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Potluck, people pay what
they can. We pony up a goat,
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And a few kegs.
- One keg, domestic,
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Is all we can
afford. Questions?
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- Hmm.
- Anybody else?
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Um, I once paid three grand
for a back to nature retreat
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In the hamptons. Everyone
slept under the stars
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To reconnect with the earth.
- And we care about
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The adventures of some
rich asshole, why?
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- We could turn our
lack of, into a plus.
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- No wi-fi. We
call it off-grid.
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Limited supplies.
It's called a cleanse.
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Feeding sins to a goat.
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Spiritual healing.
- Ooh!
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- With a bit of a re-brand,
we could charge more.
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Get a few wristbands,
coachella it up.
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- Could solve our
cashflow issues.
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- See? Sammy gets me.
- Yeah, hippie chic.
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Whole new clientele.
- Uh, clientele?
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- Ooh, frickin' fancy!
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(gasps) I bet they tip large.
- Yeah!
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- Do you think we could get
it together by the weekend?
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- Oh, my firm did
dozens of pop-ups.
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I could call my suppliers.
Bit of high-end d�cor,
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Drop a few viral
hints, (clicks tongue),
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Hipsters love last minute.
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- Great! Show of hands?
- Oh, yeah!
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???
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00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:52,624
- You responded to
my lady dick pic
245
00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:54,859
With a fist bump emoji?
246
00:09:54,861 --> 00:09:57,295
- I'm sorry, I-I
just, I feel like...
247
00:09:57,297 --> 00:09:59,217
- Taking your pants off?
- Okay.
248
00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:03,101
I know I made a ten-year
mistake marrying rhian,
249
00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,623
And I know that you wanna wait
for the right time to tell her,
250
00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:08,639
But all this sneaking around,
251
00:10:08,641 --> 00:10:10,761
I just don't know if
I can do it anymore.
252
00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:15,246
- Okay. Bye.
253
00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:16,826
My producer's gonna be
back soon, anyway, so.
254
00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,183
- That's it?
255
00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:20,358
- I don't wanna put
you in a situation
256
00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:22,507
That makes you feel
bad because the guilt
257
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,934
Is gonna make you spill
your feelings all over town,
258
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,659
And when news breaks
that nora finley-cullen
259
00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:30,495
Is screwing her
sister's husband,
260
00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:32,063
Who gets thrown in
the lobster pot?
261
00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:34,766
The champion slut,
or mr. Squeaky clean?
262
00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:37,501
- You're not a champion slut.
263
00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:39,770
- I better be. Do
you think that you're
264
00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,718
The only married
guy I've slept with?
265
00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:43,720
("roxy roller" by
nick gilder plays)
266
00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:45,910
(belt buckle jingles)
267
00:10:45,912 --> 00:10:48,579
- I'm not so squeaky clean.
- Prove it.
268
00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,516
- Wah! Okay. (giggles)
269
00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:56,755
???
270
00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:58,690
? flashlight dream ?
271
00:10:58,692 --> 00:11:01,426
? peaches and cream delight ?
272
00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:05,396
? roxy roller ?
273
00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:06,965
Hey, terry!
274
00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:12,904
? Five-bob job, she gets
bubble gum on her knees ?
275
00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:15,573
(tires crunch)
276
00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:16,708
? roxy roller ?
277
00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:18,388
(door latch clicks)
beautiful day!
278
00:11:18,412 --> 00:11:20,412
- Whatever you're
on, it's working.
279
00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:22,147
- Optimism, spunk,
280
00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:24,015
An entire can of dry shampoo.
281
00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:26,050
I figured out a way to make
282
00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:27,786
The goat roast
profitable this year.
283
00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:29,565
- Ah! A pissing
contest with rhian.
284
00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:31,668
- No! I'm trying to help,
and I hope you will, too.
285
00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:33,503
- Have you discussed
this with mom?
286
00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:34,904
You know how much
she loves change.
287
00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:36,888
- Yeah, I don't
wanna... Bother her
288
00:11:36,996 --> 00:11:38,963
'til the details are ironed out.
- Coward.
289
00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:40,732
- She exhausts me.
290
00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,845
I'm confident mom
will eventually accept
291
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:44,909
That without change,
comes bankruptcy.
292
00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:47,005
Did you know they're six
months behind on water bills
293
00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:49,406
And it's gonna cost 150k
to replace the septic?
294
00:11:49,443 --> 00:11:51,543
- Hmm, pass!
295
00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:52,877
- Please!
296
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:55,012
- Come on, I need you
to read this on air.
297
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:58,016
(paper rustles)
- (reads) "feeling baaa-d?
298
00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:00,129
Come to the moonshine,
feed your sins to our goat,
299
00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:02,420
And discover your
inner goddess."
300
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,155
This is some major bullshit.
301
00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:06,202
- You know what's
some major bullshit?
302
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,337
You being too cool to
ever care about anything.
303
00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:10,361
- I care about things.
- Such as?
304
00:12:10,496 --> 00:12:12,530
- Parmesan crackers,
uh, these boots.
305
00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:14,532
Hmm, sex?
- Hmm, right.
306
00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:17,935
Top secret married lover man.
307
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,438
- Are you judging?
308
00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:22,039
- No, but I am a little curious.
309
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:25,075
Have you ever considered
his poor, unsuspecting wife?
310
00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:28,424
- What does this have
to do with goats?
311
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,248
- Absolution of sins, babe.
312
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:33,584
- A man's choice to cheat
on his wife is my sin, why?
313
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,788
- All alone. (inhales)
314
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:40,124
Shifting through the
shards of a toxic marriage.
315
00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:41,826
Breaking her children's hearts,
316
00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:44,261
Forced to start a new life
amidst impossible odds.
317
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:48,933
- You're the wife?
318
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:51,336
(sighs)
319
00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:54,672
Daniel cheated, and
that's why you stayed.
320
00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:57,108
- Maybe.
321
00:12:57,177 --> 00:13:00,644
Which is why you should feel
super charitable and help me,
322
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,908
Before rhian shivs
me in my sleep.
323
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:06,017
(paper rustles)
324
00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:11,823
- Okay, pharmacist said
to take these with food.
325
00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:15,926
Wine doesn't count.
- Grapes are a fruit.
326
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:18,941
(pills rattle) did
you know eleanor
327
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,099
Is planning to go
back to new york?
328
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:23,434
All packed up, ready to bolt.
329
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,149
You haven't told the kids
about the separation, have you?
330
00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:28,573
- I will.
331
00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:31,175
- Days turn into decades, kiddo.
332
00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:33,645
Just saying.
(footsteps approach)
333
00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:37,048
Jill: Lidia, I didn't expect
to see you still in town.
334
00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:39,317
- I decided to
stay a bit longer.
335
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,163
You know, keep an eye
on the inheritance.
336
00:13:41,187 --> 00:13:43,633
- Treat her mother like a child.
- My mother should be in bed.
337
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:46,457
- So, you're gonna be here
for the goat roast. Lovely.
338
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:48,492
- So many sins, so little time!
339
00:13:48,562 --> 00:13:50,995
- (chuckles) you behind
all these fun changes?
340
00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:53,398
- Changes?
- Yeah, uh,
341
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,466
We decided to mix
it up this year.
342
00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:57,569
- We?
- Yeah, goddess fest.
343
00:13:57,704 --> 00:14:00,137
Female empowerment. Love it.
344
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,805
- I wanted to surprise you.
345
00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:04,508
An estrogen-friendly
twist on weekend fun.
346
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:07,078
- She never asks me when she
knows it's gonna piss me off.
347
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:09,747
- How about you, jill?
Need any sins absolved?
348
00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:12,028
- Oh, me and your mom have been
feeding the same sins to goats
349
00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:14,819
For three decades, now?
350
00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:16,833
- Oh yeah? How's that
workin' out for ya?
351
00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:18,957
- (chuckles) bea?
- Great.
352
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:21,859
- Ah-ha. See? The
goddess will provide.
353
00:14:21,994 --> 00:14:24,461
Best year ever. We are
gonna absolve so many sins.
354
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,297
Even yours, mom.
355
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,633
(receding footsteps thud)
356
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,036
- How long is she staying?
357
00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:34,805
- Oh, she'll be tired of us and
back to new york soon enough.
358
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:37,395
- Yeah, well, you let me know
if you need any help with that.
359
00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:39,644
- It'd be a shame if
she got in the way
360
00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:41,412
Of our little arrangement.
361
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:45,516
(lighter snicks, sizzling)
362
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,185
(goat bleats)
363
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,187
- Hi, little goatie!
364
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:51,288
Oh, my gosh, she's so cute!
365
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:53,591
Demon eyes, but cute.
366
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:56,060
- Mean mothers. They
will eat anything,
367
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:58,174
If they are hungry
enough. Very territorial,
368
00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:00,342
Just like that skinny
blonde one back at the farm,
369
00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:02,244
Clearly trying to move in
where she doesn't belong.
370
00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:03,846
- Wish I could take
her back to new york.
371
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:05,514
- When is your mom
going home, anyway?
372
00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:07,583
- No clue, but I'm out of here
as soon as dad sends money
373
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:08,906
For a plane ticket.
374
00:15:08,975 --> 00:15:11,142
(gate thuds)
375
00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:13,211
- So, why a goat?
376
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,813
- Oh, you know "scapegoat."
377
00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,148
(hammer bangs)
378
00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:19,461
It was your grandma's
idea, when we were kids.
379
00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:21,419
We could choose one thing we
wanted to erase that year,
380
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,920
And then have one
hell of a feed.
381
00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:24,221
- What do we feed it?
382
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:26,224
- Oh, no, it feeds us.
383
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,826
We roast it on the
fire. It's delicious.
384
00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:31,073
Well, first, we string it up,
and then we, (clicks tongue),
385
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:33,042
You know, bleed it up.
- (goat bleats)
386
00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:35,044
- You wanna murder, then
eat, this beautiful creature
387
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,301
After it's helped
absolve your sins?
388
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,370
- No body, no crime.
- (goat bleats)
389
00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:45,043
???
390
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:47,111
(goat bleats)
391
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,214
- Guard this with your life.
392
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:56,187
???
393
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:59,301
- We need to stop the
senseless goat slaughter.
394
00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:01,237
- Yeah, right after
the fish massacre.
395
00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:03,272
- There's blood on our
hands if we let them
396
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,907
Go through with this.
- We can call peta.
397
00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:06,064
- The local chapter's
like, one guy,
398
00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:07,476
And he's a total dick.
- Oh.
399
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:10,268
Uh, okay, so what's
your plan, then?
400
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:13,171
- We paper the
town with posters,
401
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,293
Like really blood ones
of slaughterhouses.
402
00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:17,775
We block the gates
with a protest.
403
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:20,477
- Man, if we make enough
noise, like, we could go viral.
404
00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:23,147
- Liberate the
lobsters, the goats,
405
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,416
And our souls.
- Huh.
406
00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:27,518
- (scoffs)
407
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,386
(scraping sound)
408
00:16:30,724 --> 00:16:32,790
- I was hoping to
find a finley-cullen!
409
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,258
- Wasn't me!
410
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:36,072
- Hey, how does a newbie
get a tour of this place?
411
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:38,862
- I wish I could oblige.
412
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:41,165
- Four hands make swift work.
413
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:43,300
(lobster trap rattles)
414
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,103
No better way to know a place.
415
00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:46,837
Never been much of a relaxer.
416
00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:48,605
- Seagulls and algae, man!
417
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,386
Some day, they'll
be our overlords!
418
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,910
I'm ryan.
- Oscar.
419
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:56,247
- So, moonshine been
busy this summer?
420
00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:58,982
- Same old. Hopin' to see
some new faces this weekend
421
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,963
If big sis has got
anything to do with it.
422
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:02,953
- Lidia, right?
- One and only.
423
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:04,934
- She deal with
the uh, day-to-day?
424
00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:07,391
- Not yet. (exhales sharply)
425
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:09,675
That'd be my mom and dad.
Rhian's the big cheese.
426
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:11,929
Likes to boss me around,
that's for damn sure.
427
00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:13,798
- Must be expensive to run.
428
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,934
Really high margins aren't uh,
a thing in a seasonal business.
429
00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:18,836
- Yeah, I guess.
430
00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:21,083
- How do your folks keep
this place afloat, anyway?
431
00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:23,674
Little side hustle
they got goin'?
432
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,812
Sorry to pry. I would
just hate to see
433
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:30,180
A place like this
so special go under.
434
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:34,445
- Nobody tells me shit
about the money stuff.
435
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,587
(exhales sharply) but
that don't matter.
436
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,889
Just me and my girl,
we got our own thing.
437
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,958
Big payday, right
around the corner.
438
00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:43,127
- Do tell.
439
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:48,532
- Can you keep a secret?
- (scoffs) to the grave.
440
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:51,268
(sizzles) (coughs loudly)
441
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:56,206
(door creaks open)
442
00:17:57,811 --> 00:18:00,978
- Magic mushrooms!
Organic, home-grown,
443
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,847
Limited batch, psilocybin.
444
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:05,482
Next gen high.
- Serious operation.
445
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:07,985
- Mushies were my
ticket to sobriety.
446
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:09,187
- My higher power.
447
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:10,955
- Sounds intense.
448
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:13,257
- Like a lawnmower of
truth, man! Ha, ha!
449
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,827
- Big local market?
- Bro, it's the moonshine.
450
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:17,573
It's the wild west,
anything goes,
451
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,475
And everyone's
invited. (laughs)
452
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,599
- Of course.
453
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:24,034
Hello, hello.
- (keys tapping)
454
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:26,182
Ryan: Growing up big
and strong, aren't ya?
455
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:28,673
Yes you are! Oh,
you're doing so...
456
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,688
(suspenseful music) (chuckles)
457
00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:36,980
Onshine.
458
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,429
No, I don't know
anything about a goddess.
459
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,819
This is a campground,
not a colon cleanse.
460
00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:47,758
Goat? Yes, we have a goat!
461
00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:52,129
???
462
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:53,764
Demon whore!
463
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:56,567
(door bangs open)
- oh, hey. Too low?
464
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,068
- I didn't approve this.
465
00:18:58,104 --> 00:19:00,149
- Oh, come on, you're
not seriously upset
466
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:02,306
About a little d�cor.
- Pinky swear?
467
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:04,575
I'm in charge?
- If guests are paying extra,
468
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:07,912
They're gonna expect extra!
- There's more?
469
00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:09,546
A yurt. What?!
470
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,449
A pop-up juice bar,
471
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:13,450
Hmm, flower-scented edibles.
472
00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:15,119
How are we paying
for all of this?
473
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:16,721
- Suppliers get paid when we do.
474
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,122
Yeah, I know, we're
still in the hole
475
00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:20,391
For the lobsters your kid stole.
- Rhian, chill.
476
00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:22,859
We already have 50
confirmed bookings.
477
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:24,428
Hold this a sec?
478
00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:25,996
Okay.
479
00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:28,733
???
480
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,146
(waves lap)
- woo!
481
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:33,203
???
482
00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:34,939
- Ryan, the oldest son,
483
00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:37,541
Running drugs off the property.
- Heroin? Meth?
484
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:39,277
Is this tied to the
missing shipping containers
485
00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:41,359
Out of the port of halifax?
- Not sure.
486
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:43,880
Mushrooms, small crop,
but where there's smoke,
487
00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:46,117
There's fire.
- Shrooms aren't worth the shit
488
00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:47,896
They're grown in.
- Okay, granted,
489
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,065
Ryan is not the sharpest
axe in the woodpile.
490
00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:52,155
- Yeah, he's a drunk.
Dozens of duis.
491
00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:53,624
He's not capable of
remembering his middle name,
492
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,471
Let alone masterminding
a smuggling ring.
493
00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:58,229
- Maybe, but with a little bit
of pressure, I can, you know...
494
00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,309
- I need something
concrete - phone records,
495
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,633
Double set of
books, actual drugs.
496
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,769
- Ryan's twin sister, rhian,
497
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:07,972
She's in the know and
I get a vibe from her.
498
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:10,074
- See? Strategy.
499
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,209
Go after the sister,
get her to trust you.
500
00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:13,810
- Yeah, all about the trust.
501
00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:16,247
- Get a real in, or I'm
bringing your scrawny ass home!
502
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,182
- Hey!
503
00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:19,984
? When you're smiling ?
504
00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:21,852
- (happy sigh)
505
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,121
? the sun is
shining hey, hey ?
506
00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:25,990
- Looking good!
507
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,458
(mic feedback)
508
00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:29,994
- Okay, testing, testing.
509
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:31,462
- You love me.
510
00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:33,442
- Even shitshows
need a soundtrack.
511
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:35,566
- (chuckles)
512
00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:37,413
Oh, see, that's the
spirit of goddess fest,
513
00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,603
Everyone working
together. Female energy.
514
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:42,205
Where do you want this?
- Uh, by the yurt.
515
00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:44,641
- (gasps) you said yurt. Oh!
516
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:47,878
- So, what's on-
what's on the deck?
517
00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,880
- Oh, why, you think you're
gonna get to control this?
518
00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:51,548
- Well, a few requests.
519
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,018
A music person, you know
that. You can be the...
520
00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:57,587
(indistinct chatter, music)
521
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,097
(steps thud)
522
00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,213
- Now I know why
you wanted to talk.
523
00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:13,904
- Rhian, look, I...
- Admit it.
524
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:17,240
(sighs) admit
what you've done.
525
00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:19,443
- Things haven't been good
between us for a long time,
526
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,512
Okay? You and me,
we just don't...
527
00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:23,213
- Nope, we don't.
528
00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:27,084
- Which is why you...
529
00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:31,455
Agreed to help lidia
with her stupid idea?
530
00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:36,394
- Yes. Yeah, I-I did agree
531
00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:39,329
To help move speakers and
carry yoga mats, but...
532
00:21:39,331 --> 00:21:40,598
- What's that, clipboard?
533
00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:43,134
My husband is sleeping
with the enemy?
534
00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:46,537
Ryan (over radio): Rhian, we
have a situation at the gate.
535
00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:51,509
(golf cart beeps on, rumbles)
536
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,477
- This isn't over.
537
00:21:54,681 --> 00:21:56,692
- Goats deserve justice!
- (honk) get out of the way!
538
00:21:56,716 --> 00:21:59,450
- Meet goats! Not goat meats!
539
00:21:59,585 --> 00:22:02,553
- This is utterly ridiculous!
- Goats deserve justice!
540
00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:04,466
- Stop the slaughter...
- Hey! What is going on!
541
00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:05,990
Woman: Move!
542
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:07,869
- You told me to find
another cause; I found one.
543
00:22:07,893 --> 00:22:09,427
- You're gonna upset
your grandparents.
544
00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:11,407
- They should be upset.
They're serial killers.
545
00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:13,831
- Ugh, el, I know
you're passionate,
546
00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:15,744
And I respect that,
but this is tradition.
547
00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:17,568
Not everyone objects
to eating goat meat.
548
00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:19,203
- Her name is susan b. Anthony.
549
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:20,670
- And my name is mom,
550
00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:22,751
You know, the woman who
grew you in my body,
551
00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:24,708
And until you're 18, has
a say over what you do
552
00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:26,544
And do not have control over?
553
00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:28,446
- You know, maybe
she's right, el.
554
00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:30,492
- Yes, yes, I am
right. Thank you, finn.
555
00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:32,527
- You want me to abandon the
cause you told me to get?
556
00:22:32,551 --> 00:22:34,296
- Just go put your
flower crown on.
557
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:36,820
Man: Come on, move!
558
00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:38,849
(gravel crunches)
man: Thank you!
559
00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:41,324
- Mom's precious little suck
up. Let's get out of here.
560
00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:44,327
- Not cool, bro.
561
00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:46,404
Man: Come on. Woman:
It's about time.
562
00:22:47,266 --> 00:22:49,199
- Lidia... You need a drink?
563
00:22:50,336 --> 00:22:52,136
- Yes, I do!
564
00:22:52,271 --> 00:22:54,171
- Cheers!
565
00:22:54,306 --> 00:22:56,072
(both gulp)
566
00:22:59,078 --> 00:23:01,090
- (burps) ugh, I've
raised socially conscious,
567
00:23:01,114 --> 00:23:03,080
Compassionate citizens.
568
00:23:03,082 --> 00:23:04,815
It's a total nightmare.
569
00:23:04,950 --> 00:23:07,096
You're gonna same some sage,
vaguely insulting thing
570
00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:09,131
About women in full
moons, aren't you?
571
00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:11,622
- Yeah, probably.
Both: (chuckle)
572
00:23:12,758 --> 00:23:14,625
- Rhian hates me.
573
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:18,229
- Yeah, there's
your sin. Self pity.
574
00:23:18,231 --> 00:23:20,164
- More like, stupidity,
575
00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:22,244
Thinking I could just
roll back into town
576
00:23:22,268 --> 00:23:24,101
And the past would be forgotten.
577
00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:26,704
- Maybe you and rhian
should just have it out,
578
00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:29,573
Once and for all.
- Funny advice from a pacifist.
579
00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:31,687
- Well, I've had my
share of squabbles.
580
00:23:31,711 --> 00:23:33,511
- You? Please!
581
00:23:33,646 --> 00:23:35,726
- Oh, I've earned my mellow.
- (chuckles)
582
00:23:36,816 --> 00:23:38,782
- Ugh, another fight with rhian
583
00:23:38,851 --> 00:23:40,851
Is the last thing
I need right now.
584
00:23:41,654 --> 00:23:44,120
I-I have to believe
it's all gonna be fine,
585
00:23:44,157 --> 00:23:47,191
That this weekend will
be a huge success,
586
00:23:47,260 --> 00:23:49,392
That the spirit
of goddess fest...
587
00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:52,028
(lawnmower rumbles)
will prevail, and...
588
00:23:53,666 --> 00:23:55,277
(wood snaps)
- whoa!
589
00:23:55,301 --> 00:23:56,700
(confused reactions)
590
00:23:58,304 --> 00:24:00,738
- Hey! Watch it!
- Bring it, bitch.
591
00:24:05,011 --> 00:24:08,011
(indistinct chatter,
goat bleats)
592
00:24:08,013 --> 00:24:09,573
- Whoa! (28:03
593
00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:12,550
- Have you seen my clipboard?
594
00:24:12,552 --> 00:24:14,751
- Uh, no?
595
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:16,620
- Agh! Frig!
596
00:24:16,656 --> 00:24:18,467
- (party laughter)
- (angry breathing)
597
00:24:18,491 --> 00:24:19,491
(slippery squish)
598
00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:22,960
(goat bleats)
599
00:24:23,029 --> 00:24:24,562
- (deep inhale)
600
00:24:24,564 --> 00:24:26,830
(gravel crunches, golf
cart stops abruptly)
601
00:24:28,634 --> 00:24:30,434
- Have you checked
out goddess fest?
602
00:24:30,436 --> 00:24:32,503
It is so cool!
603
00:24:32,572 --> 00:24:34,504
- All hail, la lidia!
604
00:24:34,506 --> 00:24:36,873
- We are gonna move
so much product!
605
00:24:38,844 --> 00:24:40,511
- I have to talk to you.
606
00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:43,213
- Okay, no, you know what? I'm
so glad that you said that,
607
00:24:43,216 --> 00:24:45,816
Um, because I wanna be
sensitive to your needs.
608
00:24:45,885 --> 00:24:47,851
I know that this
is the only place
609
00:24:47,887 --> 00:24:50,754
That you have ever
lived, but I promise you,
610
00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:52,668
We're gonna make that
apartment a real home!
611
00:24:52,692 --> 00:24:54,325
- It's not that.
612
00:24:54,327 --> 00:24:56,171
- (sighs) did something
go wrong with the harvest?
613
00:24:56,195 --> 00:24:58,762
- We screwed up!
- How?
614
00:24:58,764 --> 00:25:00,709
- Even I we sell the
stash at a premium,
615
00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:02,711
Street value's for shit
on mushies these days.
616
00:25:02,735 --> 00:25:05,069
- Who says?
- My new buddy, oscar.
617
00:25:05,204 --> 00:25:08,272
- Oh. Hey, should
we be telling people
618
00:25:08,274 --> 00:25:10,807
About our illegal mushroom
growing operation?
619
00:25:10,809 --> 00:25:13,110
- No, no, oscar's not just
people, he's a mensch!
620
00:25:13,245 --> 00:25:15,412
He's real smart and he says,
621
00:25:15,548 --> 00:25:17,459
Meth or smuggling
is where it's at.
622
00:25:17,483 --> 00:25:19,517
- How could we not know that?
623
00:25:19,652 --> 00:25:21,918
Like, I thought that
you did research
624
00:25:21,954 --> 00:25:23,665
Before we bought all
of the equipment.
625
00:25:23,689 --> 00:25:25,789
- No-no. I thought you did.
- (inhales)
626
00:25:25,791 --> 00:25:27,657
- Hmm.
627
00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:31,028
???
628
00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:33,196
- Wow, that was my
whole life savings.
629
00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:37,400
I haven't even replaced my
hair extensions since may.
630
00:25:38,437 --> 00:25:39,637
- Babe.
631
00:25:39,639 --> 00:25:41,338
- (sniffles)
632
00:25:41,473 --> 00:25:45,976
???
633
00:25:46,111 --> 00:25:49,212
You know what? It's fine,
634
00:25:49,248 --> 00:25:51,649
Because it is a little setback,
635
00:25:51,651 --> 00:25:54,184
But we can fix it.
636
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:55,986
- Yeah, we, yeah, we can!
637
00:25:56,121 --> 00:25:58,922
Crush it like a bug!
- Yeah! Ugh! (chuckles)
638
00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:02,392
- How?
- Oh, I have no idea.
639
00:26:02,428 --> 00:26:04,762
???
640
00:26:04,764 --> 00:26:06,263
(cards rustle, thumps)
641
00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:08,398
- (sighs)
642
00:26:09,535 --> 00:26:11,935
- You hidin' out?
- Yep!
643
00:26:11,971 --> 00:26:14,204
- Ground zero, goddess fest.
644
00:26:14,273 --> 00:26:15,939
Bunch o' lawyers who spend
645
00:26:16,008 --> 00:26:18,608
Hundreds of dollars
on stained jeans,
646
00:26:18,644 --> 00:26:20,944
20-year-olds wearin'
woodstock t-shirts.
647
00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:23,413
- With some big city bullshit.
648
00:26:23,449 --> 00:26:25,883
- Yeah, it's cultural
appropriation.
649
00:26:27,386 --> 00:26:29,486
- It's a distraction.
- Yeah, that's it.
650
00:26:29,488 --> 00:26:31,288
Lidia's really
rallied the troops,
651
00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:32,956
Everyone's working together.
652
00:26:32,959 --> 00:26:35,759
- She hasn't told the kids
she and daniel are separating.
653
00:26:35,828 --> 00:26:37,494
It isn't healthy.
654
00:26:37,563 --> 00:26:39,563
- That's right, keepin'
secrets from your kids
655
00:26:39,565 --> 00:26:42,666
And not talkin' about your
feelings, is unhealthy.
656
00:26:44,904 --> 00:26:47,304
- (exhales) I shoulda sent
lidia packing after the wake.
657
00:26:48,841 --> 00:26:51,107
This isn't the place for her.
658
00:26:51,143 --> 00:26:53,209
- Tell it to the goat.
659
00:26:55,481 --> 00:26:57,447
Lidia: Hi. Crystal: Hi!
660
00:26:57,516 --> 00:26:58,982
You inspired me.
661
00:26:59,051 --> 00:27:00,718
At first, I was
thinking face painting,
662
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,187
But face tattoos are
really having a moment.
663
00:27:03,189 --> 00:27:05,555
- Who knew?
- The goddess did!
664
00:27:05,591 --> 00:27:08,058
I have manifested 50
bucks, already. Ah!
665
00:27:08,193 --> 00:27:10,394
(chuckles)
666
00:27:10,463 --> 00:27:13,130
Get your-your
vishnu tramp stamp!
667
00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:15,466
Get your venus butt roses!
668
00:27:15,468 --> 00:27:17,935
Make your face
the constellation!
669
00:27:17,937 --> 00:27:20,003
- Give one sin slip and
a pencil to each guest,
670
00:27:20,006 --> 00:27:22,317
Please and thank you.
- What's your sin, mom, kidnap?
671
00:27:22,341 --> 00:27:25,142
Accessory to goat murder?
Lying about your botox?
672
00:27:26,278 --> 00:27:27,711
- It's for my headaches.
673
00:27:29,281 --> 00:27:31,415
- Interesting crowd.
Nobody's puked yet.
674
00:27:31,417 --> 00:27:33,316
- One sin slip.
- Thank you.
675
00:27:33,386 --> 00:27:35,364
- Where is my clipboard?
- I have no idea.
676
00:27:35,388 --> 00:27:38,021
- Theft of personal property can
result in immediate expulsion.
677
00:27:38,090 --> 00:27:40,323
Moonshine by-law 65.
- (sighs)
678
00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:43,960
- Do not walk away from me!
679
00:27:46,865 --> 00:27:48,632
- You need to chill.
680
00:27:48,634 --> 00:27:50,767
Peace, love, and goat
slaughter. Remember?
681
00:27:50,769 --> 00:27:53,036
Is this a game to
you? Pass "go"?
682
00:27:53,105 --> 00:27:55,239
Get out of jail, free?
683
00:27:55,374 --> 00:27:57,319
Steal my ding-dang
office supplies?
684
00:27:57,343 --> 00:27:59,576
- Unresolved trauma, number
one cause of addiction.
685
00:27:59,578 --> 00:28:01,323
- Piss off, ryan.
- On it!
686
00:28:01,347 --> 00:28:03,467
Hey, have either of
you guys seen the goat?
687
00:28:03,582 --> 00:28:05,648
- Yeah, tied up,
where I left it.
688
00:28:05,685 --> 00:28:08,051
- No! Escapee,
maybe. Hard to say,
689
00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:11,455
But given the fact that it's
gone, I'd say it's gone.
690
00:28:11,524 --> 00:28:12,764
- Did you steal the goat, too?
691
00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:14,657
- Don't be absurd!
692
00:28:14,694 --> 00:28:16,360
- What's next, mom
and dad's love?
693
00:28:16,362 --> 00:28:19,140
- My husband?
- You know, there's meds for this.
694
00:28:19,164 --> 00:28:23,200
- Oh yeah, that's right,
I'm crazy. Crazy rhian!
695
00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:25,602
- You got braces,
what did I get?
696
00:28:25,604 --> 00:28:28,405
Not therapy. Anything that
goes wrong with lidia,
697
00:28:28,474 --> 00:28:31,742
It's all bow down, but
when it's me, bananas,
698
00:28:32,812 --> 00:28:36,680
Overwrought, unable to conceive!
699
00:28:36,682 --> 00:28:38,749
- You are clinical.
700
00:28:38,818 --> 00:28:41,485
- Maybe, but this is
my asylum, princess!
701
00:28:41,487 --> 00:28:42,686
- No!
- Whoa!
702
00:28:42,688 --> 00:28:44,688
Two decades of
pilates. Try me!
703
00:28:44,823 --> 00:28:46,234
- Oh, yeah?
- Hold that!
704
00:28:46,258 --> 00:28:48,058
- Okay. Oy, oy, oy!
705
00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:51,661
(angry grunting, mat thuds)
- get away from me!
706
00:28:51,697 --> 00:28:54,498
- If you'd like to catch
two psychos going at it,
707
00:28:54,633 --> 00:28:57,634
Come on down to the lodge!
- Shut up! Shut up!
708
00:28:57,770 --> 00:28:59,703
- Two full-grown women fighting,
709
00:28:59,705 --> 00:29:02,239
At a nice celebration of the...
710
00:29:02,308 --> 00:29:04,407
- Hey, you bunch
of stuck up posers,
711
00:29:04,477 --> 00:29:05,809
Do you know what this is?
712
00:29:05,944 --> 00:29:09,046
This is loser fest!
(attendees gasp)
713
00:29:09,048 --> 00:29:10,981
You're all delusional!
714
00:29:11,050 --> 00:29:12,616
(grunting)
715
00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:14,450
(both crash to ground)
716
00:29:14,487 --> 00:29:15,919
(shouting) watch it! My shit!
717
00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:18,388
Get her! (fighting screams)
718
00:29:18,524 --> 00:29:20,404
(blow to face, attendees gasp)
719
00:29:22,194 --> 00:29:23,794
(seagulls cry in the distance)
720
00:29:27,133 --> 00:29:28,877
- This one wasn't me.
- I wasn't even there.
721
00:29:28,901 --> 00:29:30,767
- Oh, boo hoo,
saint sammy. Eat me.
722
00:29:30,770 --> 00:29:33,871
- They started it.
- Okay, fine, it's my fault.
723
00:29:33,873 --> 00:29:36,284
Happy? But in all fairness, I
tried to keep you out of it.
724
00:29:36,308 --> 00:29:38,675
- Oh, quit sucking up and
tell me who stole my goat?
725
00:29:38,677 --> 00:29:40,577
- Probably eleanor.
726
00:29:40,646 --> 00:29:43,947
- Poor thing, having to witness
her grown aunts and uncles...
727
00:29:43,949 --> 00:29:46,749
- Seriously? Parenting advice?
Look how we turned out.
728
00:29:46,786 --> 00:29:48,552
- Uh, speak for yourself.
729
00:29:48,687 --> 00:29:50,632
- Admittedly, I
have a few issues.
730
00:29:50,656 --> 00:29:52,422
- Okay, rhian is right,
no goat, no goat roast.
731
00:29:52,424 --> 00:29:54,357
No goat roast, no income.
732
00:29:54,426 --> 00:29:58,194
We're gonna be tits-deep in
guests demanding refunds,
733
00:29:59,532 --> 00:30:01,998
And I know nobody
wants to see my tits.
734
00:30:05,437 --> 00:30:07,115
- Where are we gonna
find another goat
735
00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:08,738
On a holiday weekend?
736
00:30:10,176 --> 00:30:11,641
- I have an idea.
737
00:30:11,677 --> 00:30:13,076
(rollers rumble on track)
738
00:30:15,347 --> 00:30:17,047
- Okay, keeping an open mind.
739
00:30:17,116 --> 00:30:19,476
- Do you remember last year,
when I was unjustly robbed
740
00:30:19,518 --> 00:30:21,250
Of the title of lobster queen?
- No.
741
00:30:21,252 --> 00:30:23,653
- I wore the sexy
bo peep costume.
742
00:30:23,689 --> 00:30:25,467
- Oh! No.
- It was on facebook.
743
00:30:25,491 --> 00:30:27,402
- We're not friends, remember?
- I do.
744
00:30:27,426 --> 00:30:29,771
- Oh, can you get to the point?
We-we have a crowd waiting,
745
00:30:29,795 --> 00:30:32,062
And it's a few
hours 'til sunset.
746
00:30:32,064 --> 00:30:34,264
(tarp crinkles)
747
00:30:34,399 --> 00:30:36,800
- My bo peep sheep is hollow.
748
00:30:36,802 --> 00:30:38,936
Plenty of room for sins.
749
00:30:38,938 --> 00:30:41,738
And I looked super hot in
my costume, by the way.
750
00:30:41,807 --> 00:30:43,907
- On chinese new
year, in central park,
751
00:30:44,043 --> 00:30:46,209
We send hollow paper dragons out
752
00:30:46,212 --> 00:30:47,923
Over the jackie
onassis reservoir.
753
00:30:47,947 --> 00:30:49,713
- What's that, you
lived in new york?
754
00:30:49,715 --> 00:30:51,359
You've never
mentioned that before.
755
00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:55,685
We'll float the sins out over
the great oceanic beyond,
756
00:30:55,721 --> 00:30:58,154
Instead of burning
them in the hell fire
757
00:30:58,190 --> 00:31:00,858
Of charred animal flesh.
I can work with this!
758
00:31:00,993 --> 00:31:02,893
Woman: My turn!
759
00:31:04,196 --> 00:31:07,563
Nora: Okay, people, bit
of spiritual improv, here.
760
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:11,234
We'll be feeding all
sins to a paper sheep,
761
00:31:11,237 --> 00:31:14,504
Which will then float
out over the ocean,
762
00:31:14,506 --> 00:31:17,441
Where hopefully some poor
seal doesn't choke to death.
763
00:31:17,576 --> 00:31:19,542
Drone dvds, 20 bucks.
764
00:31:19,578 --> 00:31:24,180
Witness the celebration from
the eye of the goddess herself!
765
00:31:25,251 --> 00:31:26,716
- You almost sold that.
766
00:31:26,752 --> 00:31:28,986
- Not the most
subtle remodel, lids.
767
00:31:28,988 --> 00:31:31,455
- People seem into it.
- Yeah, they're high.
768
00:31:31,457 --> 00:31:32,968
- Oh I know. It's my add-on,
769
00:31:32,992 --> 00:31:36,860
Flower of the goddess
edibles. Right?
770
00:31:36,862 --> 00:31:38,561
Hey, did you get a couple?
771
00:31:38,631 --> 00:31:39,963
- Whoa.
772
00:31:41,166 --> 00:31:43,967
You emancipated the goat.
Way to hostage release!
773
00:31:44,103 --> 00:31:45,869
- Wasn't me.
774
00:31:45,871 --> 00:31:48,672
???
775
00:31:48,807 --> 00:31:50,474
- You let the goat out?
776
00:31:50,476 --> 00:31:52,120
- While you guys
were complaining,
777
00:31:52,144 --> 00:31:53,989
I actually did
something about it.
778
00:31:54,013 --> 00:31:56,879
Anarchy in action.
- Dude, you are insane.
779
00:31:56,916 --> 00:31:58,415
(chuckles)
780
00:31:58,417 --> 00:32:01,718
???
781
00:32:01,787 --> 00:32:03,787
- Here.
- I'm on duty.
782
00:32:03,789 --> 00:32:05,767
- Oh, you'll do things when
lidia asks, but not me?
783
00:32:05,791 --> 00:32:07,991
Please, terry, just do it!
784
00:32:08,127 --> 00:32:10,393
Come on, she's giving
out more than me!
785
00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:12,162
- Oh, frig's sakes!
786
00:32:12,297 --> 00:32:15,699
???
787
00:32:15,834 --> 00:32:17,834
Man: Don't let him bite you.
788
00:32:17,836 --> 00:32:19,369
(indistinct chatter)
789
00:32:20,505 --> 00:32:22,772
(paper rustles)
790
00:32:22,841 --> 00:32:24,607
- Happy now?
791
00:32:27,246 --> 00:32:29,846
- Oh, rhian!
- I don't have time to fix
792
00:32:29,848 --> 00:32:31,448
Your plumbing again right now.
- No. No-no-no,
793
00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:33,461
I just wanna say, great
job with all this.
794
00:32:33,485 --> 00:32:35,519
Your siblings speak
very highly of you.
795
00:32:35,521 --> 00:32:37,954
- (scoffs) wrong rhian.
796
00:32:37,957 --> 00:32:40,057
(indistinct chatter)
797
00:32:41,260 --> 00:32:43,126
(frogs croak, insects buzz)
798
00:32:43,195 --> 00:32:44,995
(waves lap)
799
00:32:45,064 --> 00:32:46,941
("the wind" by
cat stevens plays)
800
00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:48,532
(fire crackles)
801
00:32:48,534 --> 00:32:51,201
(indistinct chatter)
802
00:32:51,336 --> 00:32:53,270
Woman: Oh, that looks so cute!
803
00:32:53,405 --> 00:32:57,674
? I listen to the wind,
to the wind of my soul ?
804
00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:59,543
- (chuckling)
805
00:33:01,213 --> 00:33:02,812
? where I'll end up, ?
806
00:33:02,848 --> 00:33:05,815
? well, I think only
god really knows ?
807
00:33:05,851 --> 00:33:07,850
Woman: Oh, there he goes!
808
00:33:07,886 --> 00:33:09,820
(chatter, laughter)
809
00:33:09,822 --> 00:33:11,221
(in awe) wow!
810
00:33:11,290 --> 00:33:14,424
- And there they go,
people, all your sins.
811
00:33:14,559 --> 00:33:16,293
God speed.
812
00:33:16,428 --> 00:33:19,996
???
813
00:33:20,131 --> 00:33:22,399
- So beautiful!
814
00:33:22,534 --> 00:33:24,201
- Whoa...
815
00:33:24,203 --> 00:33:25,213
- I'm kinda diggin' this.
816
00:33:25,237 --> 00:33:27,037
- Yeah. (chuckles)
817
00:33:27,106 --> 00:33:29,105
- Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
818
00:33:29,174 --> 00:33:31,775
I gotta get the drone footage!
819
00:33:31,844 --> 00:33:34,677
(drone buzzes)
- get your sexy pilot on, babe!
820
00:33:34,747 --> 00:33:37,714
? I listen to my words,
but they fall far below ?
821
00:33:37,783 --> 00:33:39,682
Crystal: Wooo!
- (laughs)
822
00:33:41,020 --> 00:33:43,386
- Ryan, you missed the launch!
823
00:33:44,589 --> 00:33:45,521
Look. You're flying too low.
824
00:33:45,557 --> 00:33:47,190
I need a shot up over the water.
825
00:33:47,192 --> 00:33:48,770
- Don't think you
get how hard this is,
826
00:33:48,794 --> 00:33:51,461
Especially when you're really,
really trippin' on mushrooms.
827
00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:53,263
(chuckling)
828
00:33:53,265 --> 00:33:54,598
- Give it to me.
- Oh!
829
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,533
Woman: Bon voyage, goat.
830
00:33:56,602 --> 00:33:59,069
- Yeah, this stick is the, yah.
831
00:34:00,272 --> 00:34:02,339
Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no...
832
00:34:03,508 --> 00:34:05,875
(drone crashes into sheep)
- oh! Oh, shit!
833
00:34:05,911 --> 00:34:08,411
(all gasp)
- shit.
834
00:34:08,414 --> 00:34:11,081
? I let my music take me
where my heart wants to go ?
835
00:34:11,083 --> 00:34:13,483
Woman: The sins!
(papers flutter)
836
00:34:13,519 --> 00:34:16,252
???
837
00:34:16,288 --> 00:34:19,189
- Ooh, the goddess is not happy.
838
00:34:19,191 --> 00:34:21,057
- Eat your heart out, fellini.
839
00:34:21,060 --> 00:34:23,293
? I'll never, never,
never, never ?
840
00:34:23,362 --> 00:34:25,695
(papers rustle)
841
00:34:25,764 --> 00:34:28,398
? I'll never make
the same mistake ?
842
00:34:30,736 --> 00:34:34,003
? I'll never, never,
never, never ?
843
00:34:34,073 --> 00:34:37,140
???
844
00:34:41,646 --> 00:34:43,613
Man: I think this
is your wife's!
845
00:34:43,749 --> 00:34:45,982
- Ew!
- (indistinct chatter)
846
00:34:47,519 --> 00:34:49,018
- Then who is my father?
847
00:34:50,522 --> 00:34:52,562
- What kind of psycho
hates avocados?
848
00:34:52,691 --> 00:34:54,324
Attendees: What is this one?
849
00:34:54,459 --> 00:34:56,593
No way!
850
00:34:56,595 --> 00:34:58,395
- You aren't gay?
851
00:34:58,530 --> 00:35:00,797
- Oh, god!
852
00:35:00,866 --> 00:35:03,633
- The clientele
would like a word.
853
00:35:05,304 --> 00:35:06,803
(indistinct chatter)
854
00:35:06,872 --> 00:35:08,605
- Sorry, here.
855
00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:10,740
Still beautiful, though.
856
00:35:10,809 --> 00:35:12,275
This is part of the experience.
857
00:35:13,345 --> 00:35:15,778
(ominous music)
858
00:35:15,848 --> 00:35:18,281
Man: I knew it! I knew it!
859
00:35:18,416 --> 00:35:20,750
I've had enough. Stop it! No!
860
00:35:20,752 --> 00:35:22,619
(indistinct chatter)
861
00:35:22,688 --> 00:35:29,559
???
862
00:35:29,694 --> 00:35:32,462
- (mouths) terry?
863
00:35:36,902 --> 00:35:38,862
(hushed) your sin
is safe with me.
864
00:35:39,905 --> 00:35:41,549
- Gimme that! Gimme
that! Gimme that!
865
00:35:41,573 --> 00:35:43,239
(gulps loudly)
866
00:35:45,677 --> 00:35:47,388
(indistinct whispers) what?
867
00:35:47,412 --> 00:35:50,513
(grass rustles)
- what did it say?
868
00:35:51,917 --> 00:35:53,449
(yells) what did it say?!
869
00:35:53,451 --> 00:35:55,651
- Uncle. Fine! Damn it!
870
00:35:57,256 --> 00:35:58,989
I'm sleeping with your husband.
871
00:35:58,991 --> 00:36:01,090
(crowd gasps)
- oh!
872
00:36:01,126 --> 00:36:03,260
- That actually
wasn't what I wrote.
873
00:36:05,030 --> 00:36:07,697
But yeah, I'm
sleeping with nora.
874
00:36:07,832 --> 00:36:09,832
(crowd gasps)
875
00:36:09,868 --> 00:36:13,069
I'm sorry, I-I
tried to tell you.
876
00:36:13,205 --> 00:36:15,571
- (breathes shakily)
877
00:36:15,607 --> 00:36:17,674
???
878
00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:19,675
(goat bleats)
879
00:36:21,746 --> 00:36:23,280
Oscar: The goat came back!
880
00:36:23,282 --> 00:36:25,481
- The is all your fault.
881
00:36:25,617 --> 00:36:28,851
???
882
00:36:28,887 --> 00:36:30,398
(music intensifies, goat bleats)
883
00:36:30,422 --> 00:36:32,422
(goat bites off
finger, blood gushes)
884
00:36:32,424 --> 00:36:34,291
- Ahh!
- Oh, my god!
885
00:36:34,293 --> 00:36:36,037
(woman screams)
rhian: Waaaaaaah!
886
00:36:36,061 --> 00:36:37,560
(crowd screams)
887
00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:41,364
Ahhhhhhhh!
- Oh, rhian!
888
00:36:41,366 --> 00:36:43,866
- Oh, hey.
- (rhian screams)
889
00:36:43,902 --> 00:36:45,568
(screaming continues, fades)
890
00:36:45,604 --> 00:36:47,564
(indistinct dispatch
radio chatter)
891
00:36:48,507 --> 00:36:51,241
(footsteps thud, papers rustle)
892
00:36:53,912 --> 00:36:55,545
- (softly) hey.
893
00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:57,113
(footsteps crunch)
894
00:36:58,183 --> 00:37:00,116
- What do you want now?
895
00:37:00,118 --> 00:37:01,317
A kidney?
896
00:37:02,554 --> 00:37:04,365
- Oh, I just wanted
to tell you that
897
00:37:04,389 --> 00:37:06,489
Everyone's out
looking for the goat.
898
00:37:07,593 --> 00:37:09,370
You know, to see if maybe
they can retrieve...
899
00:37:09,394 --> 00:37:11,261
- Stop talking.
- Okay.
900
00:37:13,098 --> 00:37:15,265
Oh, um, I found
this! (chuckles)
901
00:37:16,335 --> 00:37:18,468
- Would you mind adding
something for me,
902
00:37:18,603 --> 00:37:21,671
Please? My finger, you know.
903
00:37:21,673 --> 00:37:24,007
- Yes, of course, of course.
904
00:37:24,076 --> 00:37:25,475
(lid pops off) okay.
905
00:37:25,610 --> 00:37:28,311
- Number 43...
- Mm-hmm.
906
00:37:29,448 --> 00:37:32,214
- D-I-e.
- Mm-hmm.
907
00:37:32,251 --> 00:37:33,783
(marker rasps)
908
00:37:38,123 --> 00:37:40,790
(pops lid back on,
clipboard thuds gently)
909
00:37:44,963 --> 00:37:47,497
(ground crunches under foot)
910
00:37:47,566 --> 00:37:50,199
(footsteps recede)
911
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:56,840
(rhian sobs)
912
00:37:58,977 --> 00:38:00,710
(sniffles)
913
00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:02,878
(door creaks open and shuts)
914
00:38:06,051 --> 00:38:07,317
(footsteps crunch)
915
00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:13,056
- I like your clipboard.
916
00:38:13,058 --> 00:38:14,657
- Beat it. Please.
917
00:38:15,927 --> 00:38:17,927
- I mean it. My boss mocks me.
918
00:38:17,996 --> 00:38:20,730
I'm an analog guy
- lists, laminate,
919
00:38:20,865 --> 00:38:23,066
Nothing gets me going
like a swift checkmark.
920
00:38:24,136 --> 00:38:27,203
Got passed over twice
by I.T. Yes-men.
921
00:38:27,205 --> 00:38:29,117
(scoffs) hard to hold
on to your values
922
00:38:29,141 --> 00:38:31,407
In a digitized world.
923
00:38:32,678 --> 00:38:36,078
Also, I'm really sorry
about your finger,
924
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,114
And everything else.
925
00:38:39,718 --> 00:38:42,318
(sighs) rough day?
926
00:38:42,321 --> 00:38:44,888
Yeah. Been there.
927
00:38:45,023 --> 00:38:47,357
("easy" by mesadorm plays)
928
00:38:47,492 --> 00:38:49,704
Anyway, if there's anything
you could ever need,
929
00:38:49,728 --> 00:38:52,495
You know where to find
me. (ground crunches)
930
00:38:54,099 --> 00:38:56,010
? with your mother
on the left ?
931
00:38:56,034 --> 00:38:58,101
? your daddy on the right ?
932
00:38:58,236 --> 00:39:02,004
? nothin' in the middle
but a bare-knuckle fight ?
933
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:05,074
? you're dizzy all day,
lookin' side to side ?
934
00:39:05,110 --> 00:39:08,578
Crystal: (chuckles)
yeah. Oh no, yeah!
935
00:39:08,580 --> 00:39:10,713
- Oh...
936
00:39:11,783 --> 00:39:13,649
- Yeah. (laughing)
- okay.
937
00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:16,353
So, just, yeah, be in-be
in touch. (chuckles)
938
00:39:16,488 --> 00:39:20,055
(happy squeal)
939
00:39:20,092 --> 00:39:22,258
- Who's that?
- Oh, that guy?
940
00:39:22,394 --> 00:39:24,260
He works at the
casino in halifax
941
00:39:24,262 --> 00:39:27,062
And he might even
have a job for me!
942
00:39:27,199 --> 00:39:28,898
- Blowjob, maybe.
943
00:39:28,934 --> 00:39:30,933
- Ryan, he saw my
tattoo business,
944
00:39:31,002 --> 00:39:33,736
And was admiring my
entrepreneurial spirit.
945
00:39:33,772 --> 00:39:36,205
- It wasn't your spirit
he was staring at!
946
00:39:36,241 --> 00:39:38,119
- That guy makes
40 grand a year.
947
00:39:38,143 --> 00:39:40,477
I mean, that kinda money,
he can give people jobs.
948
00:39:40,479 --> 00:39:42,946
He can have his
mother over for tea.
949
00:39:43,081 --> 00:39:45,415
You know what? That's
gonna be us someday!
950
00:39:45,484 --> 00:39:47,683
(singsong) that is
gonna be us someday!
951
00:39:47,685 --> 00:39:49,486
That's gonna be us someday!
952
00:39:49,488 --> 00:39:51,688
Us someday, us someday!
953
00:39:51,690 --> 00:39:54,290
- Again, we are so sorry.
954
00:39:54,359 --> 00:39:56,826
Here, take that complementary
pass for next year.
955
00:39:59,030 --> 00:40:01,164
- How bad is it?
956
00:40:01,299 --> 00:40:02,598
- (sighs) bad.
957
00:40:03,835 --> 00:40:06,101
- Are we talking bad,
next week will be better,
958
00:40:06,138 --> 00:40:08,171
Or bad, I need to rob a bank?
959
00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:10,373
- Look, we'll stick together,
and it'll all work out, right.
960
00:40:10,375 --> 00:40:11,574
New day.
961
00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:13,376
- (sighs) said no
finley-cullen, ever.
962
00:40:13,378 --> 00:40:15,123
- Dodged that genetic
bullet, remember?
963
00:40:15,147 --> 00:40:17,713
Which means, it's my job
to keep the rest of you
964
00:40:17,715 --> 00:40:19,015
From losing hope.
965
00:40:19,150 --> 00:40:20,483
- Family fixer.
966
00:40:20,619 --> 00:40:22,952
Love you, sammy.
- Love you, too.
967
00:40:23,087 --> 00:40:24,854
Go, I got this.
968
00:40:26,858 --> 00:40:30,392
? Try to get along
together ah ah ?
969
00:40:30,429 --> 00:40:32,027
- (stressed exhale)
970
00:40:33,064 --> 00:40:35,731
(door creaks open and shuts)
971
00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:39,202
? rubber band brains
all made of clay ?
972
00:40:39,204 --> 00:40:42,338
? you want to whisper words
that would try to explain ?
973
00:40:42,340 --> 00:40:44,773
- I'm not offering
any parenting advice.
974
00:40:47,111 --> 00:40:49,812
? I can be easy ?
975
00:40:50,882 --> 00:40:53,349
? I can be easy ?
976
00:40:56,154 --> 00:40:58,221
(door closes gently)
977
00:40:58,356 --> 00:41:00,623
- Any sign of the goat?
- Nope.
978
00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:02,665
- At least someone's free.
- (chuckles)
979
00:41:04,229 --> 00:41:05,794
Yeah, I um...
980
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,567
Actually, wanted to
talk to you about that,
981
00:41:10,569 --> 00:41:13,102
Why we didn't go back to
new york with your dad.
982
00:41:13,238 --> 00:41:15,316
- You guys are getting
a divorce, aren't you?
983
00:41:15,340 --> 00:41:16,972
- No.
984
00:41:19,311 --> 00:41:21,844
(emotional) I
don't know. Maybe.
985
00:41:24,249 --> 00:41:27,517
This is a separation while
we try to figure things out.
986
00:41:27,586 --> 00:41:30,452
- Don't you love him anymore?
- Oh, honey, of course I do.
987
00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:35,058
But I married your dad
when I was really young,
988
00:41:35,193 --> 00:41:36,526
And, you know,
989
00:41:38,063 --> 00:41:40,830
Before I knew what I wanted,
990
00:41:40,832 --> 00:41:42,798
Or who I really was.
991
00:41:42,868 --> 00:41:44,667
- Who are you?
992
00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:47,703
- I'm your mom.
993
00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:51,240
And I love you very much.
994
00:41:52,410 --> 00:41:53,809
- Well, I'm still stranded here.
995
00:41:55,947 --> 00:41:57,913
- (deep exhale)
996
00:41:59,684 --> 00:42:01,684
How 'bout you,
kiddo? (sniffles)
997
00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:03,819
(emotionally)
- my family's insane.
998
00:42:03,889 --> 00:42:05,888
Both: (laugh heartily)
999
00:42:07,091 --> 00:42:09,092
- Yeah.
1000
00:42:09,227 --> 00:42:11,761
- (sighs)
- wanna talk about it?
1001
00:42:11,830 --> 00:42:14,564
- I told michael I'd
go play video games so.
1002
00:42:14,699 --> 00:42:16,899
- Okay.
1003
00:42:22,307 --> 00:42:24,139
(kiss, sniffles)
1004
00:42:25,844 --> 00:42:27,577
Oh. (grunts)
1005
00:42:28,713 --> 00:42:30,713
(sharp exhale)
1006
00:42:31,850 --> 00:42:34,216
(running footsteps
approach, goat bleats)
1007
00:42:40,926 --> 00:42:43,326
(goat bleats)
1008
00:42:43,461 --> 00:42:45,662
(slow footsteps
crunch in the foliage)
1009
00:42:49,133 --> 00:42:51,801
(waves crash in distance)
1010
00:42:55,073 --> 00:42:58,073
(waves crash in distance)
1011
00:43:03,315 --> 00:43:04,647
(paper rustles)
1012
00:43:06,685 --> 00:43:09,352
(waves crash in distance)
1013
00:43:14,892 --> 00:43:16,726
? hey! ?
1014
00:43:16,861 --> 00:43:21,831
???
1015
00:43:21,966 --> 00:43:23,499
? hey! ?
1016
00:43:23,568 --> 00:43:30,506
???
1017
00:43:30,575 --> 00:43:37,546
???
1018
00:43:37,582 --> 00:43:42,652
???
1019
00:43:42,702 --> 00:43:47,252
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