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sunshine.gratiss.info by @than GuavaBerry

Joke?

We have a problem.

Siber Serangan attack. / Yes, PM.

Drink 2 bottles of wine, then take sleeping pills,

and finally sleep, and you wake me up

because of a small siberian attack.

More than that, PM.

the identity of each agent is revealed.

What?

Who did this? / We are not sure now.

So 1 week before me celebrate anniversaries,

all security operations has been taken over,

and you don't know anything at all?

We are currently trying to handle the situation.

Then look for help and find someone else for me.

That's the problem. We don't have more agents left.

They've been uncovered so reactivate the old agent.

This is Juliet Echo. Someone looks.

Target is obtained. Repeated. Target is obtained.

What do we have here?

Sorry, sir. No, Bargley.

Your hiding and camouflage increase. Thank you, sir.

Come on! / You too, Della. Perfect.

That is a trap Class 1 standings. 6 points.

Let's go back to school before Principal knows you are missing.

And don't worry. No there are more traps.

Besides this one, of course.

Where is he? / I don't see him, sir.

That is camouflage.

Come on.

Children's welfare is part of our anxiety.

And excessive exposure to danger.

I think you've blown up a few bombs with your hand.

You look so beautiful tonight.

Have a nice day, sir.

You seriously told me he won't comeʔ

He is recovering yourself from prostate surgery.

Okay.

Before the briefing, you will leave you to sign again

operation agreement secret./ Thank you.

Do you see this?

Gosh. It's been years I don't see that.

Open the lid, and if my memory is correct,

you have some time seconds to close it again

or it will explode.

thanks.

To the left of tea, to the right of coffee.

thanks.

Shit I forgot to bring something.

I think I'll drink coffee.

Let me take it for you.

Tea?

I think this one need a little more water.

I will be right back.

Good morning. Sorry has made you wait.

What else is coming?

They're not great enough. Right.

And who are you? / English. Johnny English.

We will leave soon.

My people will give full briefing on the way.

What do you need?

Nerve gas sprays, grenades.

You must note this.

String clock with steel rope.

And I also need it Bough./ Is that Bough?

Sir!

It's nice to see you!

Bough, we will leave mission, not for honeymoon.

Yes, of course, sir.

I think it's stuck, sir. I can see it.

You're left, I'm right.

No. You're right, I'm left.

I clockwise, you fight clockwise.

I think you made it it gets worse, sir.

I guess that's right.

Good morning, sir. I have your agent activation kit.

Smart phone department output.

518 MP camera and 4.7 "retinal HD display.

Creative. What is fired? Toxic arrow?

It didn't fire any. That's a cellphone.

There is a Twitter and account Uber from the department.

What is he talking about, Bough? I need a weapon,

not a bunch of nonsense.

I guess the agent English want to say is

all of this is great,

but because we deal with digital targets,

we want to do it with other approaches.

Right.

I understand.

Is there anything else can i take it for you?

Weapon?

We don't use weapons again. / Just give him a weapon.

OK. Weapon.

This is it.

It is my duty in Section 14 in the direction of security and safety

to tell you, the tool you will get

can cause bodily injury.

Next, any agent who don't have permission

must use tracker ... / Thank you.

OK. Car.

Take whatever you want.

I took this one. Don't be silly, English.

This is an old car. There is a leak, no security features.

You know what else doesn't owned by this car, sir.

Satellite or computer chip navigation.

Make it invisible to digital.

Equipment that is an English agent Ask, sir. Thank you!

His cellphone, Bough.

Your high-tech villain will never see us come.

Let's see what they give to us.

Cotton bud explosives, inflatable shoe boxes.

What is this?

Super energy energy pill.

Highly recommended. Really?

So the red one is sure the opposite.

Maybe this is useful.

Look, sir. Candy.

Just a minute. I like Jelly Babies. I won't eat it if you are.

That is explosive. One the bite will blow your head.

What does this do?

This is a mixed cassette.

Aim? / South France, sir.

Cyber ​​attacks come from wifi signal near the hotel.

Sir. I got something.

Background check guests who use wifi.

Awesome, Bough. - Champagne, sir?

thanks.

One name appears in the warning.

He.

Where can we find him?

Up there, sir.

He ordered a place in the restaurant.

The problem is we can't do enough close to observation, sir.

No need.

Simple Plan. 2 parts.

You make a distraction. I'll take it. Yes, sir.

And from now on, maybe we are must be like French people.

France? /Yes.

Want? /Yes, thank you.

Perfect choice.

Good night.

Want, sir ... Yes, of course.

Excuse me. Can you pour it?

Yes. Good night.

thanks.

thank you

Sir.

Can I peel my wife's lobster skin?

Yes.

Let me solve.

Hello?

Sebastian.

Enjoy your meal.

Great, Bough.

Only vacation photos, sir.

Just a minute. The yacht.

This was taken at the same time with Wi-Fi access. See.

The chance is 50:50.

What if the signal come from the cruise ship?

He uses wifi, sends signal, and interfere with tracking.

I think this is our time visit Dot Calm.

What is this?

Algorithm. We are surrounded by them.

The algorithm runs our lives.

Choose our TV shows, play our music.

Even find us a date.

I know this person.

He is dating Kardashian.

2 Kardashian people.

And Black Eyed Pink.

I think there are algorithms in all countries.

One algorithm that can be applied to everyone and the problem.

One algorithm that can bring class 2 country

and make it world class.

This is the path we take.

So now, more than as long this, we have to make that data work

for the people.

This will bring the type the changes they've dreamed of

all their lives.

I'm Zander. I like data.

He is very smart. He handsome, sexy, very successful.

Our quality need. Like me.

Yes, PM. And they will do it.

When he started working with us.

But why is a billionaire want to work with us?

Contact him Let me invite him in.

Now what?

There is another attack, PM.

Air traffic.

Someone hacked every flight.

Tell me your field agent make some progress.

Sir, how are we find the location of the cruise ship?

Very easy, Bough.

We call the lighting department.

Hello? I need the location of the ship named ...

Hello? Yes.

Ship named Dot Com.

Yes, that's the name.

Where?

We're about 0.5 miles now, sir.

Do you want me to try there? / No, Bough.

It's the job of an inflatable shoe box.

No, don't open it in the car!

Can you grab your door handle?

No sir.

I will try.

Bough. Do not let anyone see us.

How will we do it?

Magnetic bot. / Brilliant, sir.

The mechanism is simple.

Press left to the left, press right for the right.

Okay. Let's go.

remember.

One important element for this mission

is a surprise.

We have to crawl up there.

Fast

Good night, gentlemen.

Should we start with your name?

Obviously you don't know what do you want.

That's why I started with your name.

Sorry, do you mind coming down here?

It's hard to talk like this.

I have a better idea.

Don't budge, sir.

We will see about that.

Cotton bud explodes low intensity.

That's a pretty strong explosion, sir. Nonsense.

This is just a small explosion.

I'll find the room, you're looking for the source of the signal.

I think we have to find the room, and look for the signal source.

Come on.

We have the villain, Bough.

You need to reduce your voice, sir.

And we can't lose this.

Give me the pen.

3 times suction and transmitter location activated.

All of these places will be tracked.

Now this is the enemy target.

Give it to me.

If you want to kill me, you've done it.

See you again.

It's faster than I expected.

Who do you think he is, sir?

If he is not the culprit, he knows who the culprit is.

Whatever it is, he is key of this case.

Are you really teaching, Sir, before we separate?

If you mean teaching

is observing for potential intelligence spy ...

Yes, right.

I'm married, sir.

I don't know if you've heard it.

No.

In the end, love will win.

You yourself thought about getting married, sir?

This is not life for married man, Bough.

The danger, the problem continuously. This is the bill, sir.

If this is not life ideal, then what?

my wife's Force Sea. / What? As a chef?

Or secretary? /No. He is the captain of the AL submarine.

Do you think he has a change?

He will surprise you.

After all, it seems we will do business.

Come on.

It seems like an electric car, sir.

Yes. His voice was like the sound of a head.

Let's show him.

See the way he drives. Look very easy for him right, sir?

Arm the missile. - What?

Missile. / But they are only cyclist, sir.

We will go through them later.

They are riders French bicycle, Bough.

They interfere with the Office The Queen's Secret.

Ready, sir.

Sorry! We are very sorry!

We apologize! / Stop, Bough.

We can't catch up./ Patience, Bough.

Drive like that, the battery will die soon,

and he will be a laughingstock.

Bough, your job is keep an eye on the fuel tank.

Very driving impressive, sir ...

Gallantly. Bazzle Gallantly.

And you yourself are great too, Miss ...

Bulotova. Ophelia Bulotova.

And this ... / Colin.

I think we use names fake. / That's a fake name.

Correct.

Yes. This is Colin. And I...

Bazzle.

Dazzle ... bazzle.

Maybe there is a simple way to do this.

By going drinking, maybe?

That will be fun. How about...

bar at Hotel De Paris, Cagnes Sur Merʔ.

That's dating.

I guess I'm running out of material burn works pretty well.

What?

We have to ask questions or they will continue to attack us.

Has he answered our invitation?

Yes, PM. / Finally something that is done correctly.

What do you want? /They do it again, PM.

Hacking the central system traffic control.

Yes. They change every traffic lights in London

become red.

Where is my drink?

You must be kidding. Give me a tonic.

And Mr. Volta has arrived, ma'am.

Mr. Volta. Welcome.

I've heard a lot about this building.

This must be the stairs they are talking about.

Yes, maybe? I don't remember.

Ayo./ Need Photoshop.

Come here.

Sorry make you wait. The traffic system is chaotic.

Yes I know. But not a big problem.

If I want, I can check it out. This is my job.

I don't think you can enter The system is complicated.

Zander, give me a web address for traffic control centers.

This is the login page, Jason. Do you have a password?

I won't say if you don't say.

Say what?

Pass security.

Security is bypassed.

Someone hacked you. I don't think so.

Attack the server.

Primitive, but effective.

We can try running return service request

to our server farm in Nevada.

Change route, Jason.

Change the finished route.

See! Very fast.

What do you want to talk to me?

You, Jason.

I want to talk about you.

Thank you, Bough. Almost there.

This is very fun.

I will ask them to raise your salary.

You want me to the room he and searched it?

Good idea, Bough.

Tell me if you find something.

Mr. Gallantly.

Correct.

I thought maybe you not coming. / Conversely,

wild power can't keep me away.

mother. Father.

Good night. What do you want?

I feel a little homesick hometown tonight.

I ordered Moscow lon.

And I ordered London Lemming.

I am not sure. What?

That's gin, vodka, ammonia, sherry ...

with a little mixture.

What brings you to South France,

Miss Bulo ... / Bulotova.

I only visited my friend.

Is this friend the owner of Dot Com?

Yes.

How about you?

I take care of my business.

But it turns into pleasure.

I like this.

They are very spicy.

Are you okay? / I'm fine.

thanks.

Toast.

I'm not sure of ever meet men like you.

Let me say clearly here.

You have never been.

Sorry. I have to get up early tomorrow.

That's a pity.

Good night.

How, sir. / Bough. She's an amazing woman.

Charming, smart, sweet, and obviously innocent.

I broke into his room and he has 3 passports, sir.

Paspor Romania, Bulgaria, Russia. Different names and ages.

So he became 3 different people.

Unusual in this kind of thing.

Do you mean this is normal?

Single women traveling alone. You can't be too careful.

You don't think it's possible he is a spy, sir.

Spy?

I guess what I know a spy, Bough.

Sir!

I just got word from London. We know who the owner of the cruise ship is.

He is involved, sir.

The owner is a person billionaire. And he is in London.

At present, the Prime Minister itself is negotiating for

make a deal with him.

What are we waiting for?

Slow down, sir!

What?

Forget it!

Now a cyber attack against the Prime Minister ...

Every train in England? / Yes, Sir.

Good morning, sir./ Do you see this, English?

Yes. GuavaBerry

Sit down

Tell me something I can take it to the Prime Minister.

What is the name of the man responsible enough, sir.

Perfect, English. Yes.

Jason ...

Volta, sir. Jason Volta. What?

Are you accusing the knight of a PM armor?

I need strong evidence.

That's why English agents offer to infiltrate

into Volta's house here.

Yes.

Do what you have to do, English.

But do it quietly.

Nice.

Virtual realityʔ / Right, sir.

He can enter the model in Volta's house.

When you use a headset this, it will look and feel

like you are in his house.

You will be able to open and close the door,

go up and down the stairs, get used to your eyes with his house plan.

This floor can go to various direction. You can walk ...

You can walk as far as you can you want in the virtual world

without ever leaving this room.

There is one thing, sir.

This can be very real.

This is very immersive and some people lose track of

their real environment.

I think we can guarantee enough that it won't happen.

I just need you to sign hand of agreement.

I excused myself first to look for it.

follow him. If it doesn't help him, he will do it all day.

What are you doing!

The elevator door is closed.

Down.

Sorry, sir, but you have to go.

What?

Do not!

You have to go down, sir.

The only agent we have on this mission

confident he made great progress.

We have potential suspects to be identified and ...

for more investigation continue now.

Yes.

So I hope he will immediately find out ...

soon.

Sirʔ

Everything is fine, sir. Yes, I did it.

This is a children's game.

Nice to see you again, PM.

This is a hologram. Just talk with him as usual.

I'm happy.

I don't like hunting for you.

But, is there something you need?

I called just for know if you have a chance

to think about it again? / Yes.

But the thing is, I'm not really do other people's security.

Not that I don't want to, but your infrastructure is old.

The only way to keep you safe now

is to save all your data to my own server.

Yes. Jason, who wants to I did was announce this

at the meeting later.

Do we agree?

Good luck, sir.

We can't keep on meeting like this, Mr. Gallantly.

Alias.

You want to end this play and tell me your real name?

Come on.

There are so many things you don't understand in the world you're stuck.

Just stop the bullshit.

You are the British Secret Service.

Your job is impressive.

When did you realize I was also a spy?

I know right away.

I've spent 2 years in disguise.

Everything is smooth until you appear.

And I want to make it everything remains simple.

'Simple' is not my middle name.

I think you have to make a choice.

Temporary ceasefire? / Until he is arrested.

Agree.

More politicians gullible. / That's right.

Can I give me a copy of the target list? Make one more, just in case.

Give your cellphone. - You don't have a cellphone?

I'm not someone who needs a cellphone.

But it's very useful to call.

I don't call anyone.

I gathered evidence.

The target list, Jason.

4 central iconic landmarks London. Make your choice. / Number 3.

London eyes.

Cyber ​​attacks occur in time ...

I found him is lurking above.

And who are you?

I won't tell you anything.

Face recognition software launched.

Johnny English.

I heard they were loud when You're the capital, Pak English.

And what do you think, baby ... he's British intelligence.

That's him. Two unauthorized words used in the same sentence.

Do you think I came here alone?

I have a spy team out there now,

waiting to attack.

What happened to this country?

How could it be 100 years ago the Kingdom of England

master a quarter the world, and now ...

depend on someone like you.

Hey, stop!

Wait!

Come on!

Close the gate. / Yes, sir.

Please! Stop!

Look forward, check glass, and stop the car.

Hey, excuse me!

Thank you!

Street!

Excuse me! / You think you are What are you doing?

Open the door!

You're not my instructor. Turn left.

Turn right.

just follow me.

Please, stop. I can't do this anymore.

I can't see anything now.

Yes.

When I tell, turn sharp right.

3, 2, 1, come on!

Stop, then walk.

Come on!

Somewhat left. Straight ahead.

Nice.

You're so great.

I think you made it a lot of progress today.

You don't listen, English.

With friendship new PM with Volta,

the situation changes. But the facts haven't changed, sir.

The attack is responsibility is Volta.

According to you, but not according to others.

Is he here? / Good afternoon, ma'am.

This is ... / English, ma'am Johnny English.

What do you want to say about you? /Many.

But a man like me doesn't boast, mom.

So let me go straight to the point.

Jason Volta is the mastermind behind these attacks.

And I have proof to prove it.

I managed to record this in Volta's house.

But I have to warn you, which you will soon see

is evil incarnation.

We are on Tippy's 3rd birthday. It's a very nice day.

Hip Hip Hurray!

Happy birthday.

thanks.

Can I ask, what's wrong with you?

The state is very chaotic,

the press is waiting outside,

and the only person who is able to save us

are men you accuse of treason.

I myself was in the room when he gives orders, ma'am.

But there is...

You know what I think

when entering here?

I have a few questions.

You burn down a restaurant or not.

And you fired missiles at the group French cyclist or not

Before disturbing the passengers and throw the tour guide

from the bus, and harassing 90 year old grandmother

in the bakery before beat shop clerks

with 2 organic baguettesʔ.

I don't remember, but ...

Do you know how much is it difficult to be me?

Do you know how impossible it is

finish anything in the face of events,

and facts, and goodness, and tsunamis horde that we call national press?

Finally I got a chance do something good

for my country, and what happened?

The universe sends you to me.

Do you remember what I said?

I say, fuck the universe!

And you know what else I said.

You're fired, immediately effective. Now, come out!

And make sure I never see that fool again!

What are you doing, sir?

What do you think I'm doing, Bough?

I'll go home.

But the PM has an agreement with Volta.

He will invite Volta to G12 at Skotlandi is a special guest.

This is over, Bough.

And no one can we do about that.

But, sir, I have a plan.

Remember my wife?

All safe!

Watch your head, sir.

This is said we are drowning.

It's a bit old and rusty, but he can perform well.

Perfect job, commander.

Jeremy is always very think of you, English agent.

Who?

Yes.

I myself am also curious.

When he said he would go here,

at least this is what I can do.

Come on, Bough.

Can you tell me first?

The system here is old.

If it's a little wrong, radiation will leak.

No problem, commander.

We do this mission in an ancient way.

This seems perfect.

Sorry, sir. Come on.

The mission is simple. Could access to Volta's bedroom,

and drop him.

How do you get up there, sir?

No need to worry, Bough. With this.

Good enough for settings.

This is improving 100 times the power.

Turn on. Come on.

He succeeded.

When will the weapon be ready?

Immediately after the PM signs deal hand.

Tonight.

How do you shoot it? / Press 1. And the attack is launched.

After that, the whole data G12 countries will be transferred

to the server above Dot Com.

Toast.

You work for Russian intelligence from the start.

That's why I drink poison that you put in this drink.

I have to move it bullet from the gun.

Everyone must make their own lives.

Depressing your life is over.

Fresh from 3D printer. 100% plastic.

And 100% functioning.

Hello, Miss Bulotova.

I'm sick of this. What will happen?

How about this?

Drop your weapon.

Drop your weapon. And you.

It's not the time for this, Johnny.

This is impossible. You can't working with this man.

Just keep an intimate conversation when you're in prison, Volta.

You're inside, sir. Yes, Bough. You can turn it off.

Everything is under control. Okay.

How do we do it enter now, sir.

What's the plan?

Hey, you!

On behalf of the United Kingdom, I welcome you

today in the meeting room ancient where Scottish clans

overcome their differences and form a new alliance.

The place I selected specifically to make a very special announcement.

Sirʔ

You're fine, sir. No. Lift me up.

We have to go ...

To the conference room before Volta ...

Before Volta activates his weapon.

So, with my signature in this agreement ...

With pleasure, I welcome you,

my guest, my friend, Jason Volta.

Ready. Launch the attack, Jason.

Take me out of here.

Can't, sir. Release this, and everything will be separated.

Wait. Use this.

That's a lot of oil.

Come on, come on!

You can imagine what the world will be like

if run by Apple, or Google,

or me?

You think we are will fail at school?

We have a queue without stop waiting at the hospital?

We will have a queue length at the airport?

No.

Because all this is a problem simple data management.

People like me who love data, we live for data.

What do you know I live for, Volta?

Eliminate threats from deceitful villain like you

in this country.

Catch this crazy person.

The person who will be arrested here is not me.

Listen carefully, everyone.

Now you are in good hands

from Secret Service agents.

And you, will do comfortable trip.

Where are I?

Live for data. Right.

Alogaritmaku can finish every problem you have

as long as I have one thing. Control.

And that is what you will give me now.

Jason, what are you doing? / Shut up.

The palace is now locked and in your control, Jason.

You just signed it not only gives me access

to all data that the UK has.

That also gives me access to the junction box

which is connected to the web all over the world.

Turn off fiber cable optics in the box,

and the internet will disappear.

Johnny, are you okay?

Do you have a cellphone?

Use it for help. There is no time for that.

I will pursue Volta.

Don't get rid of that one cellphone!

You understand what that means from turning off the internet?

The city will be dark, the plane will fall from the sky,

the train will collide, security and order will be destroyed

and your world know will end.

The show doesn't know, right?

Start the attack, Jason.

Take control of the junction box.

Stop the internet and electricity in Europe.

Stage 1 is complete.

Everyone, I can stop the attack

as long as you sign the same agreement

like PM's and give me full control.

This is your decision.

Welcome to Intelligence English./ Connect me to Pegasus.

For Ml5, press 1. For M6, press 2.

For Ml7, press 3.

8 G12 signatures are now obtained.

Give a signal. We're almost done here.

For adults, press 5. For child cases, press 6.

More choices, press 7.

What?

More than enough marks hands have been obtained

to control G12 data.

All UK data is now successfully transferred to Dot Com.

For Daisy, press 1. For Pegasus, press 2.

Gosh.

Everyone, to the submarine. Repeated, to the submarine.

Pegasus office. I need immediately speak to Pegasus.

This is an emergency. Wait a minute sir.

We have a full launch code. Repeated, the code is fully locked.

Request permission to shoot. Gosh. Can you please wait a moment?

Sir!

Hello? GuavaBerry

Sir, can I get it permission to launch?

What? Listen, we have to attack.

Is this an attack, Sir ... Yes. Attack.

Everyone, we will launch. - Good, commander.

Hello?

Hello?

Commander, can I talk?

Our target seems to be close here.

What is Sherbet F?

Dot Com seems offline, Jason. Cyber ​​attacks have been stopped.

Are you calling a submarine, sir?

You do this, sir.

Mission accomplished!

Right.

I reevaluate our choice, Jason.

Johnny! Volta is running away!

He headed to the helicopter!

No, Bough. This one is mine.

Come on, sir.

The final step, sir.

Not that fast, Volta!

Is that supposed to make me afraid, Sir Lancelot?

Shelter!

Do not worry! He only have 6 bullets in the gun!

And of course, the gun itself.

You have run out of choices, Volta.

You think you won?

Change the attack route to Nevada's server, Jason.

The world will fall, English. And I will become the last person to stand.

Goodbye, English. Goodbye, internet.

I can!

It's a helicopter that has a network.

If we can hack operating system,

we can turn off the attack.

Here.

See yourself! You will use objects it's like your life depends on it!

Let's leave here.

Change the finished route.

Attack data is now installed on our Nevada data server.

Should I start? Jason?

Should I start the attack?

Get started!

Everyone, I think we all can agree the results from tonight

more than we expected.

I have doubts present my vision.

But the person who saves all of us tonight,

people I think are possible not able to in this case

have given the type different vision.

And live in that embodiment fundamental to British quality.

Who has guaranteed the safety of our nation,

have courage, intelligence, honesty and honor.

thanks.

Welcome back, Mr. English./ Thank you, Principal.

Thank you for having guest this week.

Everything is ready. We are waiting for you.

Can give me a minute?

Good morning, sir! Hello, sir!

Welcome back, Sir! Sir, sir, sir, sir!

Hi sir!

Surprise!

thanks.

Where is Kevin?

Hi, sir.

And of course, Bargley. Come on, sir.

You're good Everyone, get together.

What is this? / I bring some toys to be shown to you.

An arrow of an inflatable push? / Me!

Granny Smith hand grenade? / Me!

The watch is stringed ... / I, sir!

Let me take that.

Do not worry. Only mild anesthesia.

That's only the axis of 5 seconds.

Okay, stop it.

Are you ready, Mr. English? / Sorry, Sir.

Soon.

I always like Jelly Babies.