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Yep.
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Yep.
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Yep.
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You know what it could be?
That damn starter motor.
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You getting good compression?
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Yeah.
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I know what's wrong with it.
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It's a Ford.
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You know what they say
Ford stands for, don't you?
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It stands for "Fix It Again, Tony."
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You're thinking of a Fiat, Dale.
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"Fix It Again"...
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I'll tell you what you do.
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You take them spark plugs out,
and in that little hole...
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you put oil round there,
just like Bobby Unser said:
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"The shock'd go bo-boom,"
just like that.
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Well, I wish it were
that simple, Boomhauer.
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But I'll tell you
what my truck really needs.
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Leadership.
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Detroit hasn't felt any real pride...
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since George Bush went to Japan...
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and vomited on their auto executives.
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Who's ready?
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You all catch the
Seinfeld show last night?
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- Yep.
- Hell, I missed it.
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See that part where
dang old George comes in there?
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He talks about tasting his own burp.
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And Kramer comes sliding
in just like he always does.
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I tell you what, man,
them dang old New York boys.
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Just a show about nothing.
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What you listening to, son?
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I don't think you'd like it.
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Well, why not?
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I like this new generation of music.
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Hello?
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Mother of God! It's all toilet sounds!
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Where did you record this?
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I bought it at the mall.
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It's the Funny Phone Jerks.
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Let me tell you, Bobby, there's
nothing funny about these sounds.
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What that person on your tape has
is a medical disorder.
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Now you get ready for the game, okay?
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Yes, sir.
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Yes, sir.
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That boy ain't right.
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Oh, God!
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Luanne, I thought you went home!
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No, Uncle Hank,
Mama and Daddy are still fighting.
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Well, you're welcome to stay.
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But for God's sakes,
girl, lock the door.
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I've got a minor son
living in this house.
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So are you ready
to kick some Wildcat butt, Bobby?
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Okay.
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Now don't you worry, son.
You just do your best.
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Don't listen to her, Bobby.
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If you want to win, you're gonna have
to do better than your best.
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How do I do that?
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You gotta give 110 percent.
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That's what'll give you
that winning edge.
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But what if the Wildcats
give 110 percent, too?
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Well, then you gotta try even harder.
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How about if Bobby gave 112 percent?
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Sure, that'd work.
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Or maybe 113.
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Yeah, yeah, that's even better.
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No, I don't know.
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13 is a very unlucky number.
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Look, we're not talking about 13.
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We're talking about 113.
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And even...
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Okay, give 112, what's the difference?
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Look, Bobby, just do your best, okay?
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Swing, Bobby! Swing! Swing!
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Ball one.
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Good eye, honey, good eye.
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Oh, for crying out loud.
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Bobby, you can't make an omelet
without breaking eggs.
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And you can't get on base
without taking a swing.
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The pitcher could
walk me, couldn't he?
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Don't play lawyer-ball, son.
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Now you hit the next
one out of the park.
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Run!
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Run! Run!
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Look at the batter, boy!
Watch the ball!
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Huh?
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What?
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Hey, don't look at me!
Keep your eye on the ball.
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Keep my eye on the what?
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Stop looking at me, boy!
Watch the ball!
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Can't hear you, Dad!
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Don't worry, Bobby.
You played a good game.
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I gotta stop in here for a minute, and
get me some WD-40 and a tap and die.
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Manager to
Register 47, please.
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I hate this place.
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Excuse me,
where is the hardware department?
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Where is the hardware department?
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What exactly
is it you're looking for?
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The hardware department.
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But are you looking for, like,
a tool or something?
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What difference does it make?
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What difference does it make?
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Okay, I'm looking for a tap and die
and some WD-40.
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Huh.
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Well, what is it you're trying to do?
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I'm trying to buy a tap and die
and some WD-40...
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and get out of this godforsaken store!
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And what is a tap and die?
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Okay! Forget it!
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Let's say I want a hammer!
Do you know what a hammer is?
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That's what I want! A damned hammer!
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Now where in the hell would I go?
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That's that Hank Hill fella
that lives on the block next to us.
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- Has a temper, doesn't he?
- Sure does.
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Makes you wonder
who gave his boy that black eye.
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You're going to have
to pay for that, dude.
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You're fired!
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- Ella says she saw Hank hit his son.
- Really?
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Well, I heard he threatened a clerk
in Mega Lo Mart with a hammer.
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Did you hear about Hank Hill?
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He beat up his son.
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Some ladies in Mega Lo Mart tried
to stop him. He beat them up, too.
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Somebody really ought to report him
for the boy's sake.
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You say he hit
his son with a bat?
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No. That is definitely not acceptable.
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I wish I could, ma'am.
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But the regulations say we can't take
custody of the boy without an interview.
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Don't you worry. He's in the
system now. I am on my way.
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Hey, I know what's
wrong with your truck.
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It's your "pollution control."
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I heard on talk radio
you don't even need them.
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They're just an egghead
government plot.
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How is cutting down on pollution
a government plot, Dale?
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Open up your eyes, man.
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They're trying to
control global warming.
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Get it? Global.
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So what?
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That's code for UN commissars
telling Americans...
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what temperature
it's gonna be in our outdoors.
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I say let the world warm up.
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See what Boutros-Boutros-Ghali-Ghali
thinks about that.
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We'll grow oranges in Alaska.
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Dale, you giblet-head,
we live in Texas.
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It's already 110 in the summer.
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And if it gets one degree hotter,
I'm gonna kick your ass.
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What in God's name
is that thumping sound?
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Bobby, why don't you go out
and help your daddy?
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You have been watching
way too much TV, son.
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Come on, Bobby, up.
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No more TV. Turn it off now.
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God love that poor man.
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There. That's better.
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Hello, I'm a social
worker with the state.
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Would you mind
if I talk to you for a minute?
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Sure. Come on in.
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Damn it. There it is again.
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Where is that thumping coming from?
It's driving me crazy.
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Could be far-off helicopters.
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UN helicopters.
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Dale, what are you doing?
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Give me some light! Now! I can't see!
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My arm!
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My head!
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God!
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Mrs. Hill, would you say
your husband has a bad temper?
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Who, Hank?
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No, Hank is as gentle as a lamb.
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Dang, no more bouncing that ball!
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Hank, we have a visitor.
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So your assertion, Mr. Hill...
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is that Bobby got the black eye
at his baseball game?
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That is not my assertion.
That's what happened.
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- Have you ever hit your son, Mr. Hill?
- No!
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What the heck are you writing?
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All you gotta write is one word, "no"!
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Mr. Hill, I feel that
you're coming from an anger mindset.
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And if you're projecting
this anger onto me...
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it gives me grave concerns
as to how you facilitate...
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your son's growth in private.
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Mister, I have not begun
to project my anger onto you.
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Mrs. Hill, how did you get this
here on your forehead?
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This? Bobby threw his baseball at me.
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You threw a baseball at your mother?
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Hank, it was an accident.
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So would this be the same "baseball"
that gave Bobby the black eye?
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Dale, you sure you want to be messing
with Hank's truck when he's not around?
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I'm gonna help
get him this alternator off.
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Dale, I think you
released the brake cable.
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Dale!
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No, I didn't.
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I guess I better get going.
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I got some edging to do.
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Do you work
outside the home, Mrs. Hill?
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Yes, I do. I'm a substitute
Spanish teacher.
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And you just have the one son?
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Yeah, we would've liked
to have more kids...
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- but Hank has a narrow urethra.
- Peggy!
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- In fact, Hank's sperm count...
- That's enough.
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What in the hell did
you tell him that for?
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He asked me.
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He asked you how many kids we have.
He didn't ask you about my glands.
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Please, Mr. Hill, loud is not allowed.
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What the... "Loud is not allowed"?
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Now you listen to me, mister.
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I work for a living.
And I mean real work.
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Not writing down gobbledygook.
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I provide the people
of this community...
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with propane and propane accessories.
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When I think of all my
hard-earned tax dollars...
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going to pay a bunch of little
twig-boy bureaucrats like you...
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it just makes me want to...
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God, it just...
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Hank?
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Honey, bring me my BC Headache Powder
and a glass of water.
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All right, Hank.
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Now, you listen here.
You see that boy?
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That's my boy.
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And if you ever try to take him away,
so help me God...
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I'll tear you a new one
bigger than the Grand Canyon.
219
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Now I want you to get out of my house.
220
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You're not welcome here.
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I mean now,
before I give you a black eye! Git!
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You want to know about ol' Hank?
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Well...
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Hank's got a lot of problems.
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Hey, baby! How about
a couple of beers!
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Sorry, sug', I gotta go.
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I got another migraine treatment
with John Redcorn.
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Nancy, you've been going
to that healer for 12 years...
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and you still get
headaches every night.
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Healing process takes time, honey.
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Getting back to the Hill family.
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Have you ever seen Hank
hit his child, Bobby?
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Hank? No sir, Bobby's
his pride and joy...
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because of his narrow urethra.
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- Are you absolutely sure?
- 100 percent.
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You can ask my son.
He's Bobby's best friend.
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Joseph!
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What is it, Daddy?
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You ever seen Hank hit Bobby?
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No, never.
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See?
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You can just move along now.
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I've been calling y'all
better than a month now.
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Gripe about y'all every time
that dog crosses the street...
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starts yapping his jaw 24 hours a day,
and nobody answered.
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How you supposed to do anything about that
dog if you just get on your computer?
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Ain't gonna come over here
and shut that dang ol' dog up.
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And then some weirdo came over and
was asking us a bunch of questions.
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Yeah, he asked me
if your dad ever whupped you.
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- He hasn't, right?
- Of course not!
251
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You know my dad. He's all bark.
252
00:13:10,555 --> 00:13:12,648
That guy got him mad, though.
253
00:13:12,724 --> 00:13:16,353
My dad was like, "Get out of my house!
254
00:13:16,461 --> 00:13:19,521
"My boy ain't much,
but he's all I got!"
255
00:13:21,299 --> 00:13:23,563
You do great impressions.
256
00:13:23,935 --> 00:13:24,993
Let me try.
257
00:13:25,503 --> 00:13:28,063
"I'll tear you a new one!
258
00:13:28,239 --> 00:13:32,505
"When I get my hands on you,
you little pea-brain...
259
00:13:32,944 --> 00:13:36,243
"I'll bust your butt
into little pieces!"
260
00:13:36,781 --> 00:13:38,146
I knew it!
261
00:13:38,983 --> 00:13:42,146
Good God, Peggy,
this was on my Road & Track.
262
00:13:42,820 --> 00:13:45,812
Luanne! Honey, can we talk to you?
263
00:13:45,890 --> 00:13:48,222
Wait! Not while I'm here.
264
00:13:49,394 --> 00:13:50,827
Mama's in jail.
265
00:13:50,895 --> 00:13:53,159
She was saving
a quart of beer for before bed.
266
00:13:53,231 --> 00:13:55,699
Daddy threw it out.
She went after him with a fork.
267
00:13:55,767 --> 00:13:58,327
The trailer tipped over,
everything went upside down.
268
00:13:58,403 --> 00:14:01,236
It's all gonna be on
Real Stories of the Highway Patrol!
269
00:14:01,305 --> 00:14:05,173
And the wig I styled
for the Beauty Academy is ruined.
270
00:14:06,210 --> 00:14:08,474
What am I gonna do, Uncle Hank?
271
00:14:09,847 --> 00:14:11,041
There, there.
272
00:14:11,182 --> 00:14:14,777
You can stay with us
till your mama comes home.
273
00:14:15,353 --> 00:14:19,153
You'll style a new wig
better than before.
274
00:14:19,857 --> 00:14:21,882
I'll let you use my tools.
275
00:14:22,894 --> 00:14:24,623
Thanks, Uncle Hank.
276
00:14:26,230 --> 00:14:27,857
She has got to go.
277
00:14:31,035 --> 00:14:33,868
Bobby, are you all right? Come on out.
278
00:14:33,938 --> 00:14:35,701
I thought I told you to get lost.
279
00:14:35,907 --> 00:14:36,965
Come on, Bobby.
280
00:14:37,241 --> 00:14:40,142
I can put you with a nice
foster family in North Arlen...
281
00:14:40,211 --> 00:14:42,873
where you can develop
healthy life adaptations.
282
00:14:42,947 --> 00:14:44,278
And they've got a pool.
283
00:14:44,348 --> 00:14:46,111
Honey, let's give him Luanne.
284
00:14:46,184 --> 00:14:49,017
I got a girl in here you
can take right now.
285
00:14:49,087 --> 00:14:51,715
Don't you want to live
in a house with a pool?
286
00:14:51,889 --> 00:14:52,821
No.
287
00:14:52,890 --> 00:14:54,152
See, twig boy?
288
00:14:54,225 --> 00:14:56,750
Now get your skinny butt
off of my property.
289
00:14:56,828 --> 00:15:00,286
Bobby, I know you can't talk
in front of him.
290
00:15:00,364 --> 00:15:03,663
- I said git! Get out of here!
- Okay.
291
00:15:03,735 --> 00:15:07,262
- You are out of control!
- You're out of control, Twiggy.
292
00:15:12,810 --> 00:15:16,007
- Thanks for the latte, Kenneth.
- Anthony, could I see you a minute?
293
00:15:16,948 --> 00:15:18,973
So on this Hill family case...
294
00:15:19,050 --> 00:15:22,247
you couldn't confirm any actual abuse,
but you still recommended...
295
00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:23,685
the state take custody?
296
00:15:23,855 --> 00:15:26,790
Yeah, I mean, the whole neighborhood
was Redneck City.
297
00:15:26,858 --> 00:15:29,452
Did you see in the report,
how he dented my Geo?
298
00:15:29,527 --> 00:15:31,893
"Redneck City." That's pretty funny.
299
00:15:32,029 --> 00:15:34,463
- Where you from, son?
- Los Angeles.
300
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:38,234
Let's see here, "hit by a baseball."
301
00:15:40,037 --> 00:15:41,061
So...
302
00:15:41,139 --> 00:15:42,436
How did you like ol' Harvey?
303
00:15:43,674 --> 00:15:44,766
Who's Harvey?
304
00:15:44,842 --> 00:15:46,901
He's the Little League coach.
305
00:15:46,978 --> 00:15:49,606
You did talk to the Little
League coach, didn't you?
306
00:15:55,253 --> 00:15:57,915
Son, have you lost your mind?
307
00:15:58,022 --> 00:16:01,958
Wait! Dad, you're not supposed
to yell at me anymore.
308
00:16:02,326 --> 00:16:04,157
The guy from the state said...
309
00:16:04,228 --> 00:16:08,995
your hostility
invalidates our parent-child contract.
310
00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:11,796
You're quoting that twig boy at me?
311
00:16:11,869 --> 00:16:13,359
Hank, the neighbors.
312
00:16:13,437 --> 00:16:16,770
Remember, he said,
"loud is not allowed," Dad...
313
00:16:16,841 --> 00:16:18,809
or they'll take me away.
314
00:16:20,444 --> 00:16:21,775
Oh, God.
315
00:16:26,450 --> 00:16:27,508
Hello?
316
00:16:27,585 --> 00:16:30,383
Is this the Hill residence?
Who am I talking to?
317
00:16:30,454 --> 00:16:31,614
Bobby Hill.
318
00:16:31,689 --> 00:16:34,317
Son, this is
the State Social Services.
319
00:16:34,392 --> 00:16:37,020
We're calling off
our investigation of your father.
320
00:16:37,094 --> 00:16:41,428
The worker that visited you will be
leaving the office and going back to LA.
321
00:16:41,499 --> 00:16:44,764
You please tell your parents
we apologize for the misunderstanding.
322
00:16:44,836 --> 00:16:47,134
Okay. I'll tell them. Bye.
323
00:16:47,338 --> 00:16:49,101
Bobby, who was that?
324
00:16:50,942 --> 00:16:52,409
Wrong number.
325
00:17:08,893 --> 00:17:10,758
I borrowed
your truck this morning, Uncle Hank.
326
00:17:10,828 --> 00:17:14,924
It wouldn't start at first, because of a
clogged fuel line, but I blew it clean.
327
00:17:18,169 --> 00:17:21,073
Hey, Bobby, go plug this
in the garage for me.
328
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:22,138
Okay.
329
00:17:26,845 --> 00:17:28,938
Want to see something cool?
330
00:17:32,617 --> 00:17:33,709
What in the heck?
331
00:17:33,785 --> 00:17:36,811
Don't you see I'm working here?
Close the dang door.
332
00:17:37,255 --> 00:17:39,246
Bob, just keep put, stop!
333
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:40,551
Stop hitting that button!
334
00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:41,717
Give me that thing!
335
00:17:41,793 --> 00:17:46,025
Dad, that's not respectful
adult-child growth dialogue.
336
00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:47,998
I'll give you dialogue...
337
00:17:48,066 --> 00:17:51,229
that's not coming from
a center of anger.
338
00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:53,802
Please return the garage door...
339
00:17:53,872 --> 00:17:56,739
to its factory-preset down position!
340
00:17:59,277 --> 00:18:00,904
That is cool.
341
00:18:05,016 --> 00:18:06,847
Bobby, hey!
342
00:18:07,919 --> 00:18:10,046
Please respect...
343
00:18:10,288 --> 00:18:13,519
my fence's right to be a fence.
344
00:18:14,292 --> 00:18:15,316
Now!
345
00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:21,756
You can't do nothing.
346
00:18:22,934 --> 00:18:23,992
Hey! Hey!
347
00:18:24,369 --> 00:18:26,132
You're all wet, Dad!
348
00:18:29,808 --> 00:18:31,173
Creak.
349
00:18:33,745 --> 00:18:34,609
Boing!
350
00:18:34,679 --> 00:18:37,807
What on God's green earth
are you making those noises for?
351
00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:41,216
They're sound effects,
like that guy on Police Academy.
352
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,914
That's what I'm gonna do when
I grow up, I've decided.
353
00:18:43,989 --> 00:18:46,253
And Dad can't say boo about it.
354
00:18:46,324 --> 00:18:50,124
Bobby, a man from the Child
Protective Services just came by.
355
00:18:50,829 --> 00:18:54,959
He said that he told you last week
that this investigation was off.
356
00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:59,167
Please don't tell Dad!
357
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:01,871
Son, I have to. He's been worried.
358
00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:04,841
- But I like him better this way.
- How come?
359
00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:07,811
I can make him love me
even when I screw up.
360
00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:10,313
Is that what you think?
361
00:19:13,618 --> 00:19:15,245
It's hard, Peggy.
362
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:18,748
I don't want to lose my little boy,
my only son.
363
00:19:19,724 --> 00:19:21,214
But it's hard.
364
00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:22,783
Well, you can relax.
365
00:19:22,894 --> 00:19:25,658
The investigation has
been off for a week...
366
00:19:25,730 --> 00:19:27,630
only, Bobby didn't tell us.
367
00:19:27,699 --> 00:19:29,633
- I'll kill him!
- All right, calm down, honey.
368
00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:32,966
Now let me explain.
He didn't do it to be mean.
369
00:19:33,038 --> 00:19:35,973
Bobby honestly doesn't think
that you love him all the time.
370
00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:37,872
That's crazy. Of course I love him.
371
00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:40,036
Very good. Now, say it to Bobby.
372
00:19:40,111 --> 00:19:41,578
What are you talking about?
373
00:19:41,646 --> 00:19:45,639
I want you to tell Bobby that your
love for him is unconditional.
374
00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:48,116
I can't say that. I can't!
375
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:52,214
You know how I was raised.
What my father's like.
376
00:19:52,290 --> 00:19:56,226
I got my shins blowed off by
a Japan man's machine gun!
377
00:19:56,628 --> 00:19:59,620
So don't come crying to me
with your problems!
378
00:20:00,865 --> 00:20:02,526
Honey, I'm begging you.
379
00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:05,195
For the sake of this family,
you have got to do it.
380
00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:07,602
He's waiting for you out on the porch.
381
00:20:07,672 --> 00:20:08,661
Jeez.
382
00:20:08,907 --> 00:20:11,432
Damn twig boy
comes over here...
383
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:17,845
You...
384
00:20:18,617 --> 00:20:20,107
You're my son.
385
00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:23,181
Well, you know, with everything...
386
00:20:23,788 --> 00:20:25,415
that entails.
387
00:20:30,695 --> 00:20:31,684
You know...
388
00:20:31,896 --> 00:20:35,798
feelings of fondness and more...
389
00:20:37,235 --> 00:20:39,203
You know what I mean, don't you, boy?
390
00:20:39,704 --> 00:20:40,728
No.
391
00:20:42,340 --> 00:20:43,329
Well...
392
00:20:45,243 --> 00:20:48,337
That's a hell of a weird sound.
I never made that before.
393
00:20:49,247 --> 00:20:50,236
I...
394
00:20:50,715 --> 00:20:51,704
you...
395
00:20:53,084 --> 00:20:54,278
family.
396
00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:59,351
You're not making
this easy on me, boy.
397
00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:01,581
Okay.
398
00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:04,358
I love you no matter what you do.
There!
399
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:06,659
Let's go get something to eat!
400
00:21:06,798 --> 00:21:07,856
I'm not...
401
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:11,100
just a big disappointment to you?
402
00:21:11,169 --> 00:21:14,627
Disappointment? No. You make me proud.
403
00:21:15,073 --> 00:21:18,304
I've been disappointed by just about
everything else in this town.
404
00:21:18,376 --> 00:21:20,139
But you? Not once.
405
00:21:20,645 --> 00:21:22,510
Damn it, you're my boy.
406
00:21:23,048 --> 00:21:25,073
You know better than that.
407
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:27,509
He punched him!
408
00:21:27,585 --> 00:21:29,780
I knew it! I told them!
Did you see that?
409
00:21:29,854 --> 00:21:31,583
See what, twig boy?
410
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:33,788
Never mind.
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