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" Tang's Mansion "

What's wrong with Young Master?

Something happened on young master. Tang Bo Hu was born

Something was happened. in the 6th year of Ming Dynasty

Something was happened. The year of Geng Yin,

Bo Hu... Geng month, Geng hour

That's why he is named Tang Geng

He's incredibly smart and comes from a wealthy family

But...

What should I do ? Bo Hu...

Young Master

He's foaming at the mouth

Call the doctor quickly !

The doctor said I've been burning the candle at both ends

If I don't rest, my life may be in danger

If I don't rest, my life may be in danger

Mother !

Bo Hu!

Look at my study schedule

From the first until the 30th of the month

Every day I have music, chess, calligraphy, astrology

Every day I have music, chess, calligraphy, astrology

as well as poetry, strategy and medicine

as well as poetry, strategy and medicine

Now you want me to learn agricultural irrigation

How about whoring and gambling ?

Fine

If that's what you like

Whoring and gambling ?

Bo Hu, I...

I just want the best for you

Those poor children don't even have a chance to study

Those poor children don't even have a chance to study

I'd prefer to be poor then

You...

I heard there's a new sedan chair...

That's right, I heard one came out recently

You can lie down and sleep in it, mother

Just buy it. Oh yeah, mother

My hands are so tired from all the writing and painting

I heard about some new spun gold jade gloves

I won't get tired if I wear them while writing

Buy it as well

A new troupe is coming to perform opera

Why not go and see them ?

Mother, you're really good to me

As long as you apply yourself to your studies

And don't disappoint your father's hopes for you

To one day become the number one scholar...

Then his fortune will surely be yours

You said it, I didn't force it out of you

You didn't force me

You promise

Absolutely

Young Master, what is that ?

Cool, isn't it ?

This is a little invention I made out of stationery this morning

It's simple, convenient, attractive and reasonably priced

It's simple, convenient, attractive and reasonably priced

It's simple, convenient, attractive and reasonably priced

With a choice of day and night models

It's the essential accessory for the playboy scholars

when he's out and about in the hot sun

And of course for counting

Can I try?

Young Master, your eyes are all dark

Of course !

That's why they're called dark glasses

It's just a minor side effect

No need to be alarmed

Before becoming the head of Jiangnan Four Great Scholars

He was just an insignificant nothing

And the 3 so-called scholars were just his gangs

And the 3 so-called scholars were just his gangs

What do you think you're doing ?

Kids need to piss

We're the Four Great Scholars !

Nobody knows you !

Four Great Trash bags is more like it !

Darn it!

" Before The Four Great Scholars Become Famous "

Wife-fearing scholar Wen Zheng Ming

Wen Zheng Ming !

Boss

What is this ?

You've been painting all day long and you gave me this

This is art

Look how pretty my fish is

It's so lifelike

I told you to paint sea creatures for a casino

Not for selling seafood !

Come on boss, does this look like art to you ?

It doesn't looks like fish nor shrimp

He thinks he's writing hieroglyphics

Hey ! I've been doing this for five years !

500 paintings per day at five cents a piece

500 paintings per day at five cents a piece

How old are you ?

I'm five !

Painting for five years at the age of five ? You're a genius ?

Boss, listen, l...

Don't call me boss, just get out of here !

You're not even worth one cent, I'm being generous

One cent ?

How am I supposed to live on that ?

What makes you think I'd even want one cent ?

What makes you think I'd even want one cent ?

Kill me if you must

But don't insult me !

Bullcrap !

I really dislike people hitting my face

Well how about hitting your bottom ?

That's fine

Get lost !

Oh God !

I have such aesthetic standards

And is being compared to a commoner

Wen Zheng Ming !

I can getaway from this...

And this !

Why you're not hitting accordingly ?

Who cares !

Crappy inventor, Xu Chang Gu

One can operate the sun and moon

A way to alter time has finally arrived

Behold

Sunrise, sunset, nighttime, daytime

daytime, nighttime, sunrise, sunset

Nighttime, daytime, sunrise, sunset

Nighttime, daytime, sunrise, sunset

How original !

This will catch on all over the world

Let's call it " animation "

Good name !

Incredible !

Thank you. Great

You should pay the money back, it's been a while

We want it right now

Give back the money...

Don't be like that

This invention has research costs, you know

After I've sold these, I'll have money to return for you

If we don't receive the money today

I'll have Baby " a-ta-ke "you

What is " a-ta-ke " ?

" A-ta-ke ", attack you !

Attack me ? Yes...

Baby, sit

Your money is... over there !

Where is he ?

Where did he go ?

Don't let him go !

Quick, after him !

Let's go !

Young Master...

Oh you guys scared me

Where are they ?

They're gone...

Young Master, this is cool, what is it?

You think so too ?

This is our ancestral rice chest

With a few skillful cuts I changed its appearance

With a few skillful cuts I changed its appearance

And revised it with precisely engineering principles

It is now known as the " Transformer"

That's brilliant l

Can you demonstrate for us ?

Yeah...

One more time at the audience's request

One more time at the audience's request

Watch

Transformer !

Darn it! Help!

What's wrong Young Master?

It's jammed !

Jammed ? It's jammed, I can't open it !

We're calling for help! Quick!

I can't breathe !

Gambling addict Zhu Zhi Shan

Great

Bo Hu, you've really got to save me this time

Again ?

I already give you a " I'll pay you later " certificate

That's a really handy certificate

Pay back the money !

Refuse to pay me back !

Darn it!

You'll have to do it even if it's in installments !

Indefinitely Irregularly ?

I owe so much, even killing me will do little

I owe so much, even killing me will do little

If you force me...

Lives will be at risk

I'll pay you later !

But that only works if it's under 30 taels

This time the figure is too much, I need a bigger one

This time the figure is too much, I need a bigger one

You are so greedy !

Not really, I need an ultimate solution

Okay ! I'll give you what you wish !

What are you doing ?

Are you screwing me ?

That doesn't count, let's start now

Quick ! He's inside !

Didn't he run up here ?

Find him !

Yes

Tang Bo Hu, have you seen Zhu Zhi Shan ?

He's... gone

Isn't this his clothing ?

How dare you pretend a stone ?

Try to escape again !

I'm going to sort you out today !

Scholars shouldn't use violence

Right... I'm not a scholar

Everyone knows if you throw a punch

your mother will chop your hands off

Is that so ?

I'm not allowed to punch, but I can kick

Tang Bo Hu !

How could you get into another tight ?

And injuring so many people...

Mother, they were all bad people

I was just performing a public service

I was just performing a public service

Fighting is never the right thing to do !

You're the Tang Family's sole heir in 9 generations

If anything goes wrong

how would I answer to the ancestors ?

Have you done ?

I'm in a hurry

Rock, Paper, Scissors !

What are you doing ?

Since when did you like this game ?

Why am I so happy even though she poked me ?

No bad, right?

Your father taught me this skill

Laughing paralysis of the warrior

Specifically used to press laughter points

You won't stop laughing if I don't undo it

Dare to get into any more tights !

Forgive me, mother!

Do you promise to control yourself and be good

Do you promise to control yourself and be good

I promise !

Are you all right ?

Do you want to buy those golden jade gloves ?

Let me measure your hand size

Why do you look so unhappy ?

Smile for your mother

You're a good boy

Mother, you're wonderful

You tricked me

That's right

You've no turning back now

Tell me you're not serious, right

You're going to study starting from tomorrow

If you don't, all hell is going to break loose

And I will die on the spot!

Mother Bo, Bo Hu is grateful to me

I know you wanted him to focus on his studies

I know you wanted him to focus on his studies

I immediately set out, over hills and mountains

I immediately set out, over hills and mountains

Across the ocean

Across the ocean ?

Where did you go ?

I shall say river

I'm being descriptive, never mind

The point is I found a school for Bo Hu

It's called " Imperial Exam Gruel "

The school sells gruel as well

No. it's " Imperial Exam School "

Imperial Exam School

The school is part of Clear Wind Temple

The environment is fantastic

The study philosophy is top notch

" Laboratory "

" Laboratory " It's well designed and smoothly run

" Bedroom " It's well designed and smoothly run

" Book Store " It's well designed and smoothly run

" Book Store " With the highest quality professors

" Massage Room " With the highest quality professors

" Bathing Pool " With the highest quality professors

" Canteen " With the highest quality professors

Whether it's study of the classics

military training

Languages or science

Languages or science

They are all taught by experts

The school has produced some great scholars these years

Big generals, important scholars...

One student studying Buddhism

even reached enlightenment

Almighty Buddha ! and become immortal

Bo Hu simply must attend this school

That's my desire also

But there is one minor problem

What problem

There's a long wait list for its good reputation

There's a long wait list for its good reputation

If Bo Hu joins now

it'll be years before he gets in

I can't wait for years

Any shortcut ?

Such a sensitive problem...

I've already solved it

But I need some hard cash

No problem !

It'll cost 5,000 taels

Absolutely not a problem !

And another 4,000 for the miscellaneous

No problem at all

Plus a ten percent service charge

How much is it in total ?

10,000 taels

10,000 taels ?

If there's a problem, l...

It's far cheaper than I expected !

It's far cheaper than I expected !

I thought it'd cost me 30,000

It's just only 10,000

Take it, you've saved me a lot

What a loving mother you are !

You Hatter me...

Yes ? Mother Bo

Just leave it to me

Thank you very much

I should've ask for more

" Imperial Exam School "

Bo Hu, everything is well prepared

Pursue your studies here and work hard

If you need anything, let us know

If you need anything, let us know

Of course ! We'll help you

Remember, you mustn't try to escape

Remember, you mustn't try to escape

Why would I want to escape ?

Is something bad going to happen ?

Is something bad going to happen ?

No, but life is full of surprises

We'll miss you a lot

Exactly !

Brother

Take care, Bo Hu. I'll miss you guys

Here I go

Okay. Farewell !

Take care !

Divide the money !

Of course

His mother gave me 150 taels

50 taels for each of us

50 taels ?

What's up ? I don't think so

I knew it !

There's more than 10,000 here

Aren't you afraid of retribution ?

Isn't that a bit quick ?

Don't blame me

As a wise man once said

friends are there to be betrayed

Who said that ?

My father

Well said ! We should meet more friends

Exactly ! And sell them out l

This way

Please

It's mine!

Put your bag down

Help him register

Tang Bo Hu of the Tang Family

I'll keep this contraband temporarily

Us monks won't steal from you

Change your clothes

Our school has fine service and is smoothly run

Our school has fine service and is smoothly run

Garnering the approval of students and parents alike

You are by referral and can enjoy a 20% discount

Stop !

Why does he want to escape ?

Don't move !

He must have been sneaking out shopping at the wrong time

He must have been sneaking out shopping at the wrong time

It's fine. Us monks are very reasonable

We won't do anything to threaten your life

Really ? Don't worry

After drinking our specially developed intelligence tea

students study far more intelligently

What about this guy?

He drank too much of it

This is our dining hall

Meat and fish are prohibited

I can guarantee our food is richly nutritious

And hyangienic as well

He must use his brain too much

Absolutely nothing to do with the food

No way !

Is this a pigpen ?

No, this is a henhouse

Allocate the bunks

Get down !

You're not going to put me in here, are you ?

Relax

Your mother asked us to take special care of you

You will stay on second floor

And this is your room, with 2 floors

Where is the bed ?

Your bed is upstairs, have a look

Your bed is upstairs, have a look

Master, knocking my head like this every day

Master, knocking my head like this every day

Isn't that a good thing

It might knock some high scholarship into you

It might knock some high scholarship into you

This is our Top Scholar Room

Study hard and you'll be number one before you know it

What are you doing ?

Get off me !

I can't stay here !

Stop ! Let me go !

Let me go...

Stop !

Let me go...

I want to leave...

I must leave here...

I must leave here...

I want to leave...

If you treat me as your brother, let me go !

If you treat me as your brother, let me go !

I don't want to stay here anymore !

Relax

We're here to get you out

We're here to get you out

Right, we're brothers

I can't live without you

Not only do I regard you as a brother

but as my parents

What the heck !

Cut the nonsense, get me out of here !

Your entire future is here

Now that I recall !

I'm here because of you !

Mother. I'll kill you l

You promised your mother, no fighting

Maintain repose in all situations

A gentleman uses his mouth, not his fists

It hurts !

Bo Hu!

That's my hand !

Okay...

If you can get the password and key to the gates of hell

If you can get the password and key to the gates of hell

Then you can reach the dining hall

I mean heaven

What's the password ?

Password is the 15th day of the first month

And the key ?

Money is the key

The 15th of the first month is the Clear Wind Temple Fair

Everyone will be there, it's very eclectic

Everyone will be there, it's very eclectic

Not only it's inspirational for us cultured types

Not only it's inspirational for us cultured types

Most importantly

a whole flock of pretties comes to pray

Let me tell you

This is a great place to meet girls

How come my mother never let me come ?

She kept you in cage like a golden bird

There's no way she'll allow you to come this kind of place

There's no way she'll allow you to come this kind of place

Exactly

She's afraid that some bad girls might take liberties with you

She's afraid that some bad girls might take liberties with you

Brother Zhu, look

That one selling buns would make a great wife for you

She looks like a pig, a good match for you

She looks like a pig, a good match for you

I'm going to the prayer pool, many hot girls there

Wait for me

" Fire Hips "

Kids, do you like me ?

No...

Why don't you like me ?

Because you're too fat

I know I'm very fat

but I still want you to like me

Can I sing a song for you ?

Okay...

Please don't laugh at my weight

One day I'll be a magistrate

The world can go and come

and I'll just sit around on my bum

Why are you spoiling things for the children ?

You are too rude !

Miss...

" Praying Hall "

The recently opened prayer pool

The recently opened prayer pool

can give you prosperity and long life

Ladies, don't miss this golden chance

Ladies, don't miss this golden chance

Amitabha

" Prayer Pool "

Sir, please stop here

I just want to have a look

This is the ladies' area

you should leave

Cripples have come out able to walk again

Ugly girls have come out as great beauties

Great...

I heard there was a half dead guy

who came out leaping and skipping

You're exaggerating, this is rubbish

Why don't we try next time instead ?

Yeah, sure

Do you have to take everything off to bathe here ?

Do you have to take everything off to bathe here ?

Not your business ! Get out of here !

I'm just asking

If it works

your face would've been fixed long ago

And your broken legs would be straight

What? Don't like it ?

Go on and hit me then

Octo Kicks !

That'll teach you !

You dumb heads dare to drink with me

No one can beat me

You've got nowhere to run

I must have you tonight

You better do as I said

Young Master

Do you really like me ?

Ghost!

Help me!

Amitabha...

Blessings...

Please rise

Master Venerable, did a monster do this ?

A fox turned into a human and brought ill to the world

A fox turned into a human and brought ill to the world

We must do something

I have to perform a ceremony

Oh Master, we count on you

The monster is too powerful

a regular ceremony won't work

What to do then ?

On the 13th of next month

Gather all the young girls from the village

Gather all the young girls from the village

I'll harness their femininity to tight tire with tire

I'll harness their femininity to tight tire with tire

And conduct an indomitable ceremony

At the time, no one is to be admitted to the Temple

At the time, no one is to be admitted to the Temple

Thank you, master...

These charms have been blessed by the Temple

These charms have been blessed by the Temple

They can protect you from evil force

Amitabha

Give me one...

Don't worry...

Calm down

5 taels each

Everyone will get it. That's the witch

who kicked me last time

You can't even beat a crippled woman

You can't even beat a crippled woman

It's really are a joke

She's faking it

Faking what ? Obviously she's crippled l

She only used one leg and thrashed me

That's why you are here

Let's both beat her up

Okay, both of us attack together

Are you sick ?

Us two beating up a crippled girl

You really are headless !

What's your point ?

A ripe young girl, disguised as a cripple

A ripe young girl, disguised as a cripple

There must be a story behind

I'm going to find out

Do you mean to make a princess to be whore ?

You're an scumbag !

I'm going to talk to her

I must talk to her

Miss, if you please, I have a question

You don't look stunning

but certainly is a fair lady

Why you have to deceive everyone ?

Calling me a liar!

Not at all...

You are one pretty girl, you could have a bright future

You are one pretty girl, you could have a bright future

Are you finished ?

Though you've got one long and one short leg

Though you've got one long and one short leg

Your body figure isn't bad

You got pimples on your face

Yet...

Who will know when the light goes out?

Young Master, can you hold this for a while ?

Sure!

Did you just kick me ?

So what ?

Hold this

Who are you ?

I'm Honor

What kind of a name is Honor?

Mind your manners !

How dare you seduce a good man in daylight!

Do you know who I am ?

Master, please forgive my rashness

It's fine

My eyes !

This monk hits people with such grace

Everyone, this is my next big invention

after the Transformer

Invisibility Balls

I made this by combining traditional Chinese herbs

with the Western medicine

Your body becomes invisible after taking it

Your body becomes invisible after taking it

Take your clothes off and no one can see you

Is that true ?

What's the difference between the two ?

It tells how strong the medicine is

Take this and you'll be unseen for an hour

Only for an hour?

This one can made you invisible for at least 3 days

3 days

You can do all the things

that you'd never dare to do normally

You're sick !

Remember. You must take it dry, without water

Remember. You must take it dry, without water

And in one breath. Otherwise it won't work

What if it gets stuck halfway down ?

What if it gets stuck halfway down ?

Then you have to eat and jump at the same time

Eat and jump

Come on, I'll show you

Okay

Wait a minute

Handling top secrets like these Balls

It's best to take precautions

Make sure no one is eavesdropping

It's safe, no one is outside

It's safe, no one is outside

How is it? Can't you see me ?

Not at all

You've completely vanished !

Look...

Your little head is really cute

How can that little thing be his head ?

It's my fist

I really can't see a thing

No slapping down low !

I wouldn't believe it with my eyes

It's amazing

Yeah !

We should celebrate since we're so succeess

We should celebrate since we're so succeess

Good idea...

Cheers...

Come...

Come

Cheers...

No!

I can't drink. Alcohol counteracts the medicine

Time is running out

I should use it well and go to have fun

Be careful

Life is short

Enjoy it till the end

I've been unwell these days

This is too much for me

I heard there's a small one on top, let's have a look

Okay. Let's go and see

Just like cow dung

What is this stuff ?

What are these Invisibility Balls made of?

Cow dung

You must take it dry, without water and in one breath

You must take it dry, without water and in one breath

What if it gets stuck halfway down ?

What if it gets stuck halfway down ?

Then you have to eat and jump at the same time

Regarding the Invisibility Balls

we'll wait for Brother Xu and decide

we'll wait for Brother Xu and decide

Here's my new painting

Hundred Birds

I welcome your comments

All right

Brother Wen, this is truly stunning

Oh please, it's nothing...

But the most eye-catching part

is not the peacock

What do you mean ?

Nor is it the duck with black feathers

But rather this...

Bird

That's not a bird, it's a chicken

It is not ordinary chicken

Why did you say that ?

This is a hen

I didn't know you were such a poultry expert

You know me now

What's so special about this chicken ?

This chicken of yours, is relatively...

Bold

Fierce

But, on closer inspection

You seem to be using...

A metaphor

Metaphor ?

Your wife

True, you've got it

This chicken is actually a metaphor for my wife

This chicken is actually a metaphor for my wife

I bet this chicken is having an affair

Correct ! But its partner doesn't have a clue

Your wife is the chicken !

Darn it

What about the composition ?

It seems very...

What are you doing ?

Have you got a cold

Bo Hu, continue...

The birds are facing the phoenix

All looking lively, thanks to your gifted techniques

Why did you hit me ?

When ?

Didn't you hear a slap ?

In my opinion

there's only a very small...

What did you hit me for ?

I didn't ! It's you !

Don't lie to me!

What do you think of this white bird ?

Just one tiny issue

What's this Western bird doing in China ?

What's this Western bird doing in China ?

Sit down... The origin of this bird is...

Okay, now this bird...

Bo Hu! Brother Wen !

Are you imitating a flying chicken ?

Get up

You're too careless

Did the girls vanish too ?

Today's my lucky day

Coming...

Yes...

It will bring bad luck!

Where did she go ?

The princess is bathing

Wearing her clothes on ?

A man's biggest indecency is farting with his pants off

While for a woman, is bathing with her clothes on

I'm like entering a treasure land

and coming out empty hands

Cripple girl

I can at least have fun !

Crazy !

Octo kicks !

Witch !

She can't have seen me

Excuse me

She's blind ?

I've been tricked !

Sir

You're going too far !

You misunderstand...

Got away with lying to my wife

I'm the man at The Lantern Festival

All the beauties are crazy about me

I'm the real me today

I need to piss

What's the matter? What are you nervous about ?

Don't be panic

You can ask me anything, Bo Hu

I haven't

What did you say ?

I said I've never been in a love before

Speak up !

I've never been in a love before !

What's so funny ?

Stop laughing !

Ignore them, let's go

There's no one around...

You really haven't been in love

It's because of my mother

You don't look like it

You've the bad boy look and the soul of a gentleman

I do?

You've got me, lucky you

You'll score for sure if you do what I say

Call me Master

Master. Say it like you mean it

Master !

That's more like it

Firstly, your image is a bit of a problem

Compared to me, you've got some work to do

Why do you make your eyes so big ?

Small eyes are more attractive

Smaller

Too small, a little bigger

That's too big

That's good, keep them like that

There's also your nose

Why is it so long ?

Do you think you're half white or something

The real issue is your personality

You can't be so stem

You have to be gentle with a girl

If you fancy a girl, you should ask

What's your name ?

She'll be shy to answer

Then you should ask about her age

Look at me, not her

Wen Zheng Ming !

Join the Lantern Fund Raising Festival

Stand still !

Master". Join the Lantern Fund Raising Festival

Miss !

Can I help you ?

I want to know...

How much do I have to donate to win a prize ?

You'll know when you win

Hey sweetheart, how much for a night?

What a filthy animal !

Gorgeous !

Sir, they are pretty, right? I've got all the girls

Who dares challenge me ?

I do!

This way please, Young Master

You !

You dare to challenge the Four Rich Scholars

I'm not here to challenge you

I'm here to defeat you !

Gutsy !

If you race with a bear, who would be faster ?

Good catch...

If I say I'm slower, I'm worse than a beast

If I say I'm slower, I'm worse than a beast

If I say the opposite, that'll make me the beast of the beast

If I say the opposite, that'll make me the beast of the beast

I'm not falling into your trap, I'm...

Just as fast as the bear!

So you're just a beast

You lose !

That doesn't count...

Listen...

An outfit costing 10,000 but the chest didn't fit

The tailor charged only 3,000, why ?

Answer with an idiom

I could do this standing on my head

He only charged 3,000

Because he already tried his "breast"

Because he already tried his "breast"

Girls don't go...

There's a mountain calls " I'm a mountain "

There's a temple on it call " I'm a temple "

Inside is a monk names " I'm a monk"

The monk carries a dog calls...

I'm a dog !

I can see that!

Which animal asks "why " the most?

Horses

Wrong

Tigers

Nope

Chickens

Wrong again

Which animal is it then ?

Pigs

why?

Because you're the pig asking " why " !

He said you're a pig

You calling me a pig ?

Fine then. I'll have my dog versus your pig

Lucky, attack !

What? Is he crazy ?

Attack is a foreign word

It means attack

Girls, let's move backwards

Of course, mine is a foreign dog

Attack !

My doggie...

My turn !

Chiang, I treat you as my own for all these years

Chiang, I treat you as my own for all these years

Raise you in spite all sorts of hardships

You shall repay the debt today

Chiang S, attack!

Is that all you've got ?

Didn't you listen I said " Chiang S " ?

What S?

I added an S

That's how to make words plural in foreign tongue

A whole swarm of " Chiang S " is about to arrive

Look

Good...

Pretties, let's go play poker

I can't believe you're this terrible to friends

All because of women

You sure are my soul mate !

Here comes the highlight of tonight !

Great...

The most interesting event of the night !

Generous benefactors

We're counting on you for this funding

If you got money

and is kind enough to donate

You are able

to spend a splendid night with Qian Qian !

Awesome...

Whoever donates the most will be the winner!

Anyone giving 100 or above can come up on stage!

Come on...

How much are you donating ?

100 taels

200 taels

You ?

100 as well

Bring it here. 300 taels !

How come there's nothing here ?

What does it means ?

You will get nothing since you donate little money

You will get nothing since you donate little money

Let me through...

Stop !

I must have this girl !

I'll donate 10,000 taels

That's more like it

You smells great

Miss, your perfume bag

So about my prize...

It besides you

I'm yours... No...

The girl is mine!

You belong to me tonight...

Go away...

Out...

Quick

Ghost...

The autumn moon shines on the temple

Fragrant smoke drifts upwards to the house

Even ants are attracted to her

Brother, let's go for our own girls

Is this me you painted ?

I find two lines of poetry in my perfume bag

I find two lines of poetry in my perfume bag

Did you put them in ?

Strictly speaking...

It depicts the first time when we met

Miss, why are you here ?

You...

You like me, don't you ?

You look thirsty

You were even ready to kiss my painting just now

Would you like to kiss the real person ?

There's water

Why is there a pretty girl in Bo Hu's house ?

This is too much...

Let's help him

Quit acting noble

There's no way you pervert will help him

He's just as bad as all other men

That look in your eyes

I finally figure what's missing

Stubbornness with a hint of rage

Could I be wrong ?

As cold as ice with a heart till of hatred

Is there something you can't let go of?

You'd never understand

We're from totally different worlds

Are we ?

You don't look like the studious type

I suggest you should leave

Why would you say that ?

Look at yourself

You believe you can make it to the Imperial Exams

Of course

Test me if you don't believe

If you don't get it right

you have to leave

And if I pass...

You'd be my girlfriend

Deal

Deal

May I have your name ?

Qian Qian

Qian Qian...

Feel free to ask, Miss

Our Bo Hu has brains

Though he might not be Einstein

He knows his poetry and literature

He knows his poetry and literature

Truly accomplished

Aside from the Analects

I'll test you on the Analects then

We'll do it tomorrow night

I'll have this painting

Why do you want me to leave ?

See you !

I'll pass for sure

While you're here, I'm not going anywhere !

Do know how complicated the Analects are ?

Isn't it just a book

A total of 20 volumes with 12,000 words

This... this is all your fault !

Two of you are going to study with me !

Two of you are going to study with me !

And you !

I'll do it myself

You can't go to sleep

Wake up!

Time's running out...

I'm so sleepy

This won't do at all

Wake him up, Brother Zhu

Let's try the ancient method

It works !

The candle's gone out, how am I going to study ?

No worries, we can steal some light

What are you doing ?

Sorry

Take your time

Hey, you're just jealous of my talent

You're disguised as a priest

I'm disguised as your father!

Remember

Say the signal if you fail to answer

Say the signal if you fail to answer

Don't play. The signal is

" Two turtledoves by the riverside "

Then we'll scare her

You sure will pass

Bear in mind

How did it go ?

Never been better

Great

Let's begin, shall we ?

The Master said, in order to rule a country

The Master said, in order to rule a country...

There must be sincerity and care for people

And understand their strength

Zi Gong asked if Shi or Shang is more superior

Zi Gong asked...

He asked

Two turtledoves by the riverside

That's the signal

Two turtledoves by the riverside

Something's out there !

You just know to do nonsense in front of me

The Master said both of them are not good enough

Zi Gong supposes Shi is better

The Master said going beyond is as wrong as to fall short

You're talented after all

You memorized the Analects in a single night

But I'm testing you on the Analects

Why are your answers from The Book of Songs ?

I have no idea

Those few lines just pop out when I see you

Two turtledoves by the riverside

A gentleman can't resist a fair maiden

The signal

The ghost's back !

Ghost

Ghost ?

Where's it ?

Ghost!

Where ? Where's he

You again

What are you doing ?

I recall

Master, I didn't do it on purpose

It's fine

Who are you ?

The 18 Copper Men !

The 18 Copper Men ?

Why you are here ?

We've been betrayed by Master Venerable

" Wanted " He...

He's an infamous pirate

He infiltrated the Temple posing as a monk

And poisoned the well water

Then seized our place

Then seized our place

Deceiving the kind villagers

Amitabha

He shackled our shoulder blades and left us

He shackled our shoulder blades and left us

We keep ourselves alive by eating garbage

We keep ourselves alive by eating garbage

He even made a fake hot spring

and made us perform Iron Head

Iron Shirt

And Unbeatable Legs for firewood

To heat the water for the spring above

We live in humility and disgrace

and hope that...

We can escape and take revenge one day

To mete out heaven's justice !

Right !

You poor fellow with the sausage lips

Do you study Iron Mouth ?

No, I practice the Virgin's Kung Fu

What for ?

For blowing the fire

We also have to make the spring bubble

We also have to make the spring bubble

If the water isn't hot enough and not enough bubbles

We have nothing to eat

The temple has become an evil place indeed

Only if you go and spread the word

We will be free again

Me?

You !

Tried to trick me !

You're outrageous !

I know I am

But who can memorize the Analects in one night

I want to make a good impression

I want to make a good impression

I'm afraid you'd see me as uncultured

and not seeing me again

Really ?

I am a fearless person

But I'm a quite scared this time

You don't even know who I am

What if I really am a ghost?

Since when are ghosts so kind

You're so ugly, just like a frog

You're so ugly, just like a frog

You're laughing,finally...

You're laughing,finally...

How can I not laugh ?

I'm obviously a tiger, not a frog

Tigers with tongues sticking out so far

Tigers with tongues sticking out so far

Honestly

Even if you were a ghost, I'd still be fond of you

Even if you were a ghost, I'd still be fond of you

What's all this ?

I'm cooking chicken wings for you

How can you cook with such a small flame ?

It's a slow roasting method

Roast the skin and make it all juicy

Roast the skin and make it all juicy

The skin will be crispy and not over cooked

I think it should be ready to eat since we cook it for so long

Just a little longer

Why are you such a brat?

It should be ready now

I told you it's not !

Well, when will it be ready ?

Look, it's still raw here

Be patience

Yummy

Now let's add some secret honey sauce

It's the best

I'll do the other side !

This " love " is to thank you for the cooking

You can eat now

Is it good ?

It's really fantastic !

Out of all chickens I've eaten

This is the best

It's just a cheap way of doing it

If you're hungry and broke

Try to prolong the cooking time

By the time you're watching and smelling

You'll have eaten a meal

One person with only one chicken wing

One person with only one chicken wing

One chicken wing

for the whole family

The drumstick for grandma and the middle part for sister

I'd get the wingtip

But grandma always gave me her drumstick

Who are you actually ?

Stop asking if you want to eat chicken wings

Who's there ?

Sir, eating meat is forbidden in the school

I'm not eating

It's obviously roasted chicken wings

Is that it ?

This is a vegetarian chicken wing

Why are there bones in vegetarian chicken wing ?

They're vegetarian bones

Sir, you should concentrate on study instead

How's the bone ?

It's really...

Delicious

Your mouth...

It's just the sauce

You gave me a painting and I cooked for you

Now we're even

So will you...

Cook for me again ?

No

Unlike me, you're from a rich family

Unlike me, you're from a rich family

We're like poles apart

Study hard

I'm leaving

How will I find you ?

You won't

I love roasted chicken wings

Roasted chicken wings, I'll roast them for you

Squat down a little

Unbeatable Legs, you ready ?

Unbeatable Legs ? Nothing...

Put your legs apart

Lift your bottom

Start it

What?

Nothing...

You are getting on my nerves

Where are you from ?

I'm a garbage collector

Tell me earlier, I love collecting rubbish

Tell me earlier, I love collecting rubbish

Give it to us if you have any

So, you're not going to hit me

Of course not

But I'm getting used to it

You'll be fine

Thank you I'm able to escape

Honor isn't such a bad guy actually

Much more forgiving than my wife

Come on, drink up.

Cheers !

How many times have I told you ?

Contact with the outside world is strictly forbidden

But some of you just ignored my words

And even started a relationship

This jerk...

Should die !

I could forgive you instead

but you fall for this woman

You should die!

And you too !

I've told you that Bo Hu is getting suspicious

Why aren't you scaring him off

Great Master, he's too smart for it

Great Master, he's too smart for it

Is he?

Do you admire him ?

Of course not

Great Master

You took me in at my hour of greatest need

I've stuck by you all the way

And...

I even dressed as a ghost to help you

How could I ever betray you ?

He's suspicious and will ruin our plan

He's suspicious and will ruin our plan

Why don't we just kill him ?

No!

The Tang Family has great influence here

We must think carefully at every step

Our main task is to get 100 beauties for the East Islanders

Yes ! Honor !

Inform all the village mayors about the ceremony

Have them prepare the young beauties

Gather them to the Temple for holy water tomorrow

For peace !

" Danger "

Get him !

Who stepped in poo ?

I did !

I thought you were supposed to be smart

This is Great Claw !

I am the top detective in Jiangnan

Phoenix !

Never heard of you !

Darn !

Our family has produced two great men

My elder brother Maxi as a venerable lawyer

And I, Ma...

Maximum

No, I'm Ma...

Matrix

Detective Phoenix

He might be related with the missing women

You...

Search the premises !

Yes sir...

You don't mind, do you ?

I have nothing to hide

Go ahead

What's this Hanging ropes

It's for hanging and stabbing yourself, not

Correct

So where's your wound ?

I was stabbing a friend, not myself

What's this then ?

Making holes to let the light in

Exactly

Some scholar you are

Don't tell me you've been framed

Super, you've gotten everything right!

Super, you've gotten everything right!

What's this ?

Taste it

Yes !

Come here...

This is extremely important. Safeguard it

Sorry

What do you do most of the time

Study and write poetry

You jerk !

And you called yourself a scholar

What's this ?

You jerk !

Rape is bad enough by itself

But this is simply despicable

You are such selfish prick

A total abomination !

Arrest him...

Arrest him !

Who dares ?

You dare to resist

Want to try my Great Claw

Bo Hu's not easy to handle

Fool, He's a smart person

If he resists, I'll arrest his mother

Surely he's not that stupid

That's right

Take him away !

Wait a second !

Can I have something to cover my head

You know what it's like to be ashamed, huh

Give him a black cloth !

No, it's not for me

It's for the corpse

If the world found that I'd rape...

Such an ugly girl

How could I ever survive again

Amitabha

Detective, my son is not guilty

He's innocent

Everyone says so

Your son has this criminal look and vicious eyes

He has a short life

He'll get the death penalty most likely

How dare you curse my son

Do you want to die ?

Two can play at that game !

Did you drop something

Stop trying to distract me

That means it's not yours

Then I must have dropped it

Wait !

I really did drop it

It's mine...

Where were we stop at ?

Madam

Your son is such a talented fellow

He's surely popular around girls

How on earth he'd kill and rape such a toad

Was the girl really that bad

I've vomited five times while inspecting her

I've vomited five times while inspecting her

I still want to vomit now

Anyone who is able to rape her

Is truly an incredible idiot

Surely not your son

Right

Please put in a good word for him

Please put in a good word for him

But the judge is now working in Beijing

When will he be back

He's having fun with the Emperor

It should take him six months to a year

Six months to

Is there any other way

Don't think I'll do you flavor and release your son

I'm just here to check the jail

Back in the day they did a shoddy job

Especially Cell Number 2

One push and it collapsed

One push and it collapsed

Really I'm going to catch that fraud

I'll be back in 3 hours

Is it possible you'll be back earlier

I'll only be back later

Look after yourself

Thank you, detective !

Come back soon !

Done

Bo Hu

Mother, I was set up !

Don't worry, I will rescue you !

Bo Hu

Those monks are all bad guys...

We're so dead !

They're all bad guys

Brother Wen, you got to tell the authorities

We must arrest these guys

Tell the authorities

Are you nuts

By the time they take action

Those girls have all turned into prostitutes

And you'll turned into a dead man

Instead of sitting here

Instead of sitting here

So why don't you step up and save the girls

I can't

I mustn't break out of this cell

I mustn't break out of this cell

I promised my mother

I even signed a contract

It's up to you now Mother Bo

Well...

That's right, I remember...

With his last breath your father gave me an amulet

It mustn't be opened except for emergency

I believe it is the proper time now

Go and get it, Mother Bo !

I can't

This is Tang's fortune

Women aren't allowed to touch it

In this case, I'll go get it

In this case, I'll go get it

That's what friends are for

" Tang's Mansion "

Toilet

Ok! For Bo Hu...

I'm willing to charge heedless into danger

Dark !

Bo Hu

I've brought the amulet !

Smelly

Grab it !

What's inside

When temptation is too strong, give in to it

Thanks Father

I got it

But Mother, I signed a contract...

Nothing to worry about, it's gone

Thank you

Listen everybody

Our biggest trade with the East Islanders

is done!

Good...

Great Master

I feel sick

Is there an antidote ?

It's just a normal reaction to the wine of Nirvana

It's just a normal reaction to the wine of Nirvana

Today is a big day. Leave as soon as it's done

I'll reward for all your contributions

Qian Qian

Your flying ability and ghost acting

is going to come in very handy today

Listen people

She's one of us now

Come on ! Cheers !

Cheers !

Be careful !

The wine is poisoned

Of course the wine is poisoned

Great Master

We're laying down our lives for you

How could you let us drink poison ?

As long as we're loyal, Master will give us the antidote

Unless you betray him

Will you ?

Will you...

For loyalty, let's finish this wine of Nirvana

Cheers, Qian Qian

Cheers !

Good...

Cheers !

Come on !

Why didn't you drink

Why didn't you drink

Drink it...

What are you waiting for ?

Good !

Amitabha

The holy drop offered in this temple today

is a gift from the Buddha as His love for you all

Drink it and no evil will befall you

Drink it and no evil will befall you

Drink up everybody

Check if all of them are fainted

Check if all of them are fainted

No problems here

No problem

They're all out cold

Excellent. Move the girls to the boat

Octo Kicks, bum the temple down

Got it !

Great Master ! Honor !

Get explosives and demolish the hot spring

Drown those copper-headed fools

Understand !

Qian Qian, go to the sanctum and get the ledger

Ok

Listen everyone

Erase all evidence and kill all witnesses

No clues shall be found

I don't want a single strand of hair to remain !

Great, master...

Get to work Brothers !

" Xu Village Disaster Record "

Load all the girls onto the boat!

So they really did kill my sister

" Li Yan Yan " So they really did kill my sister

What are you looking at?

Release her !

Don't worry about me, go !

You fragile scholarly types, mind your own business

Don't be busybody

You again

You've dropped something

I'm no longer crippled, Handsome

You're not

Don't do the Octo kicks please...

I'm scared

It's not your first time

I'll be gentle

You pissed on the ground, right

I beg you, Octo Kicks

Please forgive me

What going on

I know that you're inexperienced

I know that you're inexperienced

The super glue I invented is pretty good, huh

Be sorry or I'll use this 8-times-8 kicker...

As payback

Kick me every time

I did this especially for you

You've nowhere to run this time

You dropped something

Bro Wen, we have been waiting for a long time

We thought you'd abandoned us

Are you here to save us

That's right

Are you ready ?

Ready !

Then I'll tell people aboveground

I'll tell them that you're ready

Great !

Great !

You wouldn't lie to us, right

Sweetheart, even if I lied to the world

I wouldn't be able to lie to you

I'm ready, let's do it !

How are you ?

Are you all right ?

I'm fine

Actually I'm with them

I knew that all along

But, I'm afraid...

You don't have to be afraid anymore

You got me

Are you willing to let me protect you

I'd like that

Stop !

You're Tang Bo Hu

Yes, what is it?

How dare you break out

How dare you break out

What are you arresting me

Can't you see that they're all fake monks ?

A brunch of pirates doing all sorts of crimes

Rubbish ! Baseless accusations!

He's framing us

The girls and stolen goods are all at the pier

Go and see for yourselves

We'll do accordingly

Yes Sir! Go to the pier

You guys take him back

Yes Sir...

He's that good

We won't be separated, not even in death !

Bar all exits !

Come out !

You perverted monk!

You...

I'd actually invented Invisibility Ball

I'd actually invented Invisibility Ball

Let's take him on together !

You're really not afraid to die

I've studied the Unbreakable Moves

Completely impervious

You're no match for me

Rock Paper Scissors !

I pressed his laughter points

We'll get him when he's out of breath

Are we that good together ?

You've laughed yourself to death

I shall take revenge for my sister

Your hand...

You've been poisoned by the wine

Come and get the antidote !

Qian Qian...

I'm fine

Let's get him

Stand still ! I got what you want here !

You've got to think clearly Brother

Just hand the antidote over

Maybe I'll forgive you jerk

Qian Qian

Drink the poison for the antidote

If not, we'll die together !

Come on...

No!

Qian Qian !

We'll be together forever !

Qian Qian !

" With your tears make a mark in my heart "

" In the stream of life, one Ends love so slowly "

" I'll stand in the way of blades coming towards you "

" Do you know that love is the only cure "

" Even if I'm wrong "

" Love is like a flame"

" A flame burning naked "

" Hold me tight, never leave me "

Bo Hu...

Let's go have some fun...

" Ever death will do us apart"

Remember our eternal love

From this onwards, Bo Hu studies hard

And concentrates on poetry and art

And concentrates on poetry and art

He finally becomes a great scholar

And has a positive influence on his buddies

They become the acclaimed Four Great Scholars in Jiangnan

They become the acclaimed Four Great Scholars in Jiangnan

Zheng Ming

Your small eyes are so cute

You're good...

Chang Gu

I love your curly hair

It's hereditary

You're really handsome Zhi Shan...

I love you so much

Good taste

Tang Bo Hu...

Bo Hu...

Qian Qian

You're all right

I miss you so much

Sister Pomegranate, he...

You know each other

What's going on ?

We don't know her history

We met her in the forest last autumn

This girl was in a dire state

Took her back and I'll gave her treatment

Madam Hua spent 7 days

drawing out the poison in her body

Yet she has lost her memory since then

All she had on her was a perfume bag

So do you know her or not

Then we'd best be going

I don't know her

Qiu Xiang, let's go home

Roasted chicken wings, I'll roast them for you

The autumn moon shines on the temple

Fragrant smoke drifts upwards to the house

Qiu Xiang

" Refer The Previous Episode For Further Story "

" Flirting Scholar l "

" The Swordsman Died Here "

Why you're laughing again ?

Great Master

I've finally found you, are you all right

Good

You've such good fortune

You did survive from falling from such a huge cliff

Now I've even found The Queer Scriptures

I can rule the world !

I'll have my revenge on Tang Bo Hu

I'll have my revenge on Tang Bo Hu

What does it say

" The Secret of Success 1 "

One must become a eunuch in order to be succeed

If I must

Help me do it

Does it hurt ?

It hurts

Great Master...

What? There's a second page

What does it say ?

Read it yourself

" The Secret of Success 2 "

Success is not definite if one is eunuch

Why didn't you tell me earlier?

There's a third page

What? There's a second page

" The Secret of Success 3 " You can success even not a eunuch

Take 3 pills of Panadol and the White Flower Oil

for consecutive 7 days, you'll have the same effect

This Cloning Pill consists of rare Chinese herds

This Cloning Pill consists of rare Chinese herds

Not only can you clone yourself and be invisible

Not only can you clone yourself and be invisible

It will also stimulate hair growth

Making it glossy, black and bouncy

It's perfect for those scholars plagued with hair loss problems

Nice weather in Jiangnan

It is

The Four Great Scholars !

Welcome

That good ?

Not good, I completely forget the 18 Copper Men l

They can definitely take care of themselves

No worries

After you

" Loong Foong Motel "