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Here we go. Hey, Coach!
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I just got off
with the Board of Regents.
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-SPENCER STRASMORE:
What'd they say?
-COACH: No, no, no.
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-SPENCER:
What could they say no to?
-To you.
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♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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BOARD MEMBER:
Two hundred million dollars.
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That's the market price
for a ten-year deal
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with us these days.
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JOE KRUTEL:
I dreamt our business cratered.
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That got me combing
through our remaining roster,
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and I came across Illegal Civ.
They're raw.
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We hear a whole lot better
with food in our stomachs.
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-Yeah, do you know Roscoe's?
-Done. See you soon.
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JOE: Dammit!
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I would appreciate if you would
reconsider your stance on Ricky.
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I'm serious about suiting up
for you this season.
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I got bad news.
I couldn't make the deal.
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-They wanted too much money.
-If I was you,
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I'd figure out a way
to make the deal with them.
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Because you and me
already got one.
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(CLAPS CHEST)
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♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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♪ Kane is in the building ♪
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( music playing )
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♪ Now tell me
how you love it,
you know you at the top ♪
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♪ When only heaven's
right above it, we on ♪
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♪ 'Cause we on ♪
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♪ Who else
is really trying to fuck
with Hollywood Cole? ♪
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♪ I'm with
Marley G, bro ♪
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♪ Flying Hollygrove chicks
to my Hollywood shows ♪
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♪ And I wanna tell you
something that you probably
should know ♪
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♪ This that
"Slumdog Millionaire"
Bollywood flow ♪
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♪ And, uh ♪
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♪ My real friends
never hearing from me ♪
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♪ Fake friends
write the wrong answers
on the mirror for me ♪
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♪ That's why
I pick and choose,
I don't get shit confused ♪
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♪ Don't like my women single,
I like my chicks in twos ♪
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♪ And these days
all the girls is down
to roll ♪
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♪ I hit the strip club
and all them bitches
find the pole ♪
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♪ Plus, I been sippin',
so this shit is moving
kinda slow ♪
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♪ Just tell my girl
to tell her friend that
it's time to go. ♪
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( men shouting )
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♪ You oughta practice up
and get your game with mine ♪
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♪ I been waitin' to guard you,
and now you're mine ♪
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♪ You're mine, you're mine... ♪
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Thank you.
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- Bret: ...dilate your asshole.
- Mi hermanos Andersones.
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¿Como esta?
How you boys feelin'?
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Beware of Strasmores
bearing gifts.
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Quite sure that's not
how the saying goes, Bret.
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When they give you
a new kidney,
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they leave the old one
inside of you,
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so it's like a shitty used car
permanently parked
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on the overgrown lawn
on your life.
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At least you have a brother
who was willing to give you one.
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That's some 30 for 30 shit
right there.
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Willing?
He sold it to me
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for two million
fuckin' bucks.
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One point eight,
ya cheap fuck.
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And guess what?
It wasn't worth it.
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Well, the story just became
a lot less uplifting.
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What do you want, Spencer?
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And please do not tell me
you're here
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lookin' for a bailout
for that surf nightmare
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you sunk yourselves into.
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No, I have come here
to offer you
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an opportunity
to become media titans.
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On the public access channel
you inherited?
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I've seen fish tanks
more riveting.
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Exactly. Which is why
I'm rebranding it
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and we are gonna
pivot back to football.
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You think you can buy
NFL rights?
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No. The NFL ratings
are taking a nosedive.
But you know what's not?
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- Mommy porn?
- College football, Bret.
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You should see somebody
about that.
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- So which college?
- USC.
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Pac-12 deal is ending,
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and we're gonna lock 'em down
with a bid they can't refuse.
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And how much are "we"
planning to bid?
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200 over ten years.
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- Come on.
- ( Bret laughs )
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Million?
200 million?
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That's the deal
you flew out here
to dazzle us with?
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- Julian: Where is the upside?
- The upside...
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is a billion-dollar secret
that I have been sitting on
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about the big, bright future
of their program.
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- Go on.
- Go on.
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What if I told you that
the greatest athlete
on the planet
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is gonna shock the world
with his decision.
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LeBron is goin' back to college.
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No, this is a new king.
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And guess how many people
know where he's headed?
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- Just you?
- Yeah, and it's gonna
stay that way.
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Billion-dollar insider info
right now, boys.
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Wow...
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that is floppin' around
in the mud.
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I knew you were dirty,
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I didn't know
you were this dirty.
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Well, no dirtier
than the NCAA.
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You're not worried about
betting your name and future
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on the word of a teenager?
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Look at my face.
Do I look worried?
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The lawyer will be in touch
while I vet.
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Now get out.
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Like you both more
when you're medicated.
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- ( Spencer chuckles )
- Bret: I need that.
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I need to go. Oh, OK.
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Go deep, go deep.
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Yeah, well, whose
brilliant idea was it
to get them fried chicken
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like they're pigeons
in a park?
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Because I'm black
I'm supposed to know
about chicken?
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Jesse, hey, you have
that spreadsheet?
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Oh, OK, yeah,
I need one minute, too.
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Nobody listens to me
around here.
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More like everybody's
tired of listening to your ass.
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I'm sorry,
but we no longer rep--
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Hold on!
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Put that fuckin'
call on hold.
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Who do we no longer rep,
and who is that on the phone?
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It's Yanni from Nike.
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He's calling
about Nyjah's avail
for a new campaign.
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Gimme that.
Gimme that!
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Hey, Yanni, my man.
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It's Joe Krutel.
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Joe! Joey! We know each other?
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I'm the new creative director
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and owner of Sports X.
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Um, how can I help you?
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- What do you need?
- I gotta get with Nyjah.
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I got an idea for
a dope new SB campaign,
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but I gotta move quick.
Is he around and avail?
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Oh, God, unfortunately
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that's both great and awful.
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He's not. Um...
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he had a death in the family.
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- No!
- Yeah.
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You know his Weimaraner, Bobby?
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- Not Bobby!
- Yeah. Bobby got hit
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by a garbage truck.
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- He is no more.
- Dude! That's awful.
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Maybe I can
send him something.
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Uh, no. I don't think
you should.
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It'll only reopen the wounds.
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- Know what I mean?
- Fuck! I feel bad for the kid.
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And the dog.
But I gotta jump.
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I gotta chase down
another piece of talent.
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Well, maybe I can
help with that.
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Who else ya got?
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What if you do less of
a star-centric face campaign
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and it's more about
a cultural revolution,
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- a whole clique.
- OK, what clique?
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Illegal Civilization.
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( laughs ) Come on, man.
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Those kids are animals.
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You know they upper-decked
the Puma offices
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when Lance brought them in
for a general?
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That was before
we put them through
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our specialized
finishing school.
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- No shit?
- For real.
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I would not lie to you.
You're too important
to our business.
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Are they around
for a meet?
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Yeah. Why don't you come by
the office today.
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- I'm already there, Joe.
- Great.
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Boom!
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( imitates whirring sound,
shotgun blast )
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'K.
Can I have my phone back?
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I can't. I just shot it
into a million pieces.
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Dennis:
Whoooee!
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Damn, son!
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You grow webs on your feet
or somethin'?
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You smashed
your own PB.
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Just motivated
by the money, Pops.
Same as always.
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That better be
all that's pushin' you.
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What'd you say?
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I'm just sayin'
what I'm sayin'.
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My body's a temple.
Always has been,
always will be.
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Baby. Get ready,
we got a barbecue
with the Whites.
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Now, why has it always
gotta be about race, sweetie?
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No, Pops, that's their name.
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The Whites.
The Whites' barbecue?
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We barbecuin' white folks now?
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You better get you
some of that spicy-ass rub,
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'cause you know
that white meat
ain't as flavorful
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- as this dark meat, baby.
- Who says you even rollin'?
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Come on, man,
you gotta let me go!
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Who the hell
are the Whites, anyway?
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Some tech dude.
Made an app
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that matches dogs
for playdates.
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So, like Tinder for dogs?
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Yeah, but they always
down to fuck.
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Damn, man! People keep
stealin' all my good ideas!
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For real!
Bullshit.
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Sounds like those skate brats
are runnin' you ragged, huh?
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Dude, it's like
herding stoned cats.
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If I could track down
these little fuckers,
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at least the payoff
will be worth it.
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You know, Joseph, it sounds
like you found your calling.
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- God, I hope not.
How'd it go with the brothers?
- It's all good.
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They just texted me they are in.
Money in the bank,
and ready to play.
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That's great news.
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Meanwhile, I'll be here
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steering the ship
away from the iceberg.
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Hey! No, no, no, no.
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Those aren't the new design.
Take 'em back.
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- Throw those out.
- Be the iceberg, Joseph.
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- Be the iceberg.
- What does that even mean?
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It means...
I don't know
what the fuck it means.
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I can tell you this:
When it's all said and done,
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you and I are gonna
raise a glass, my friend.
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I don't drink anymore. I quit.
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- Ha ha ha! I'm kidding.
- Hold on.
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- No, don't put me on ho--
- Shh shh shh!
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TV:
While it's not official,
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an anonymous source
confirmed to us
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that Quincy Crawford
has made a verbal commitment
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to play for the Buckeyes.
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- Yeah!
- All right!
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Hey, shut the fuck up!
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This is a huge win
for Ohio State...
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♪ Uh, uh,
it's gonna go down ♪
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♪ It's gonna go down
when they get to the ground ♪
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( song continues,
lyrics indistinct )
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♪ Knock 'em down,
down, down ♪
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♪ What goes up, up, up ♪
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♪ Is gonna go down,
down, down ♪
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- ( phone ringing )
- ♪ It's gonna go down ♪
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- Yo, who this?
- You know who this is.
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- Where the hell you been?
- Just gettin' dirty
on these ATVs.
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You gotta come
try it next time.
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It'll get you right.
What up?
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Ohio State, Q, Ohio State.
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- That's what up.
- Oh, that.
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Yeah. I guess I told 'em
what they wanted to hear,
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like everyone else
who flashin' me love.
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- You feel me?
- Everyone who?
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Not you. But Unc,
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I met LeBron at The Shoe.
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This dude's mad charming.
I mean, he still text me.
239
00:09:20,250 --> 00:09:21,584
What am I supposed to do?
240
00:09:21,668 --> 00:09:23,042
You don't say no
to the King.
241
00:09:23,125 --> 00:09:24,542
Yes, Q, you do.
242
00:09:24,626 --> 00:09:26,876
In this case you say no.
You say hell no.
243
00:09:26,959 --> 00:09:29,084
I told him I'd love to go there
before you came back
244
00:09:29,167 --> 00:09:31,334
on the scene with all your
suss-ass deals and shit.
245
00:09:31,417 --> 00:09:34,542
But that's old news.
Last I heard, we're waiting
till Signing Day.
246
00:09:34,626 --> 00:09:36,542
Shit, they must have
heard about our trip
to USC
247
00:09:36,626 --> 00:09:38,751
- and leaked it.
- That's fucked.
248
00:09:38,834 --> 00:09:41,501
Yes, it is, Q. Massively.
It's about to sink our deal.
249
00:09:41,584 --> 00:09:44,292
Do you understand that?
This is your money
we're talking about.
250
00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:46,334
You wanted me in
on this deal, I'm in.
251
00:09:46,417 --> 00:09:48,584
But if you got loose ends
you gotta take care of,
252
00:09:48,668 --> 00:09:50,709
you gotta take care of 'em.
253
00:09:50,793 --> 00:09:52,250
Hear me?
254
00:09:52,334 --> 00:09:54,542
We gotta make a quick stop
to Columbus.
255
00:10:04,292 --> 00:10:07,042
Oh, yeah.
256
00:10:07,125 --> 00:10:09,501
Mmm. Mmm.
257
00:10:16,376 --> 00:10:18,125
Man: Oh....
258
00:10:20,209 --> 00:10:22,042
( clinking )
259
00:10:24,918 --> 00:10:26,042
Hmm.
260
00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:28,084
So, were you in the league, too?
261
00:10:28,167 --> 00:10:31,250
Yeah, CFL.
It's in Canadia.
262
00:10:31,334 --> 00:10:34,459
Oh, really?
We just bought a lake house
in Vancouver.
263
00:10:34,542 --> 00:10:35,793
- Word?
- Yeah.
264
00:10:35,876 --> 00:10:37,709
You and Ricky
are welcome anytime.
265
00:10:37,793 --> 00:10:39,000
Thank you?
266
00:10:39,084 --> 00:10:42,793
Is it all isolated?
Like no one can hear you scream?
267
00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:45,334
You see, most people
don't realize that...
268
00:10:45,417 --> 00:10:48,542
all of the energy's generated
from the lower body...
269
00:10:48,626 --> 00:10:50,793
and that you gotta
sort of explode...
270
00:10:50,876 --> 00:10:52,125
- Oh!
- ...from the hips.
271
00:10:52,209 --> 00:10:53,459
( both laugh )
272
00:10:53,542 --> 00:10:55,042
Well, now I can see where
273
00:10:55,125 --> 00:10:56,668
your handsome son gets it from.
274
00:10:56,751 --> 00:11:00,084
Oh, honey, I only
gave him half of it.
275
00:11:01,751 --> 00:11:03,751
Joyce White:
He's only been in for a year.
276
00:11:03,834 --> 00:11:05,459
- We have to give him time.
- Ricky: Right.
277
00:11:05,542 --> 00:11:09,417
I mean, sure,
Trump is an eccentric,
278
00:11:09,501 --> 00:11:12,042
but so were so many
of our great leaders.
279
00:11:12,125 --> 00:11:14,334
Imagine if Lincoln
had Twitter.
280
00:11:14,417 --> 00:11:15,584
- ( laughter )
- What?
281
00:11:15,668 --> 00:11:18,334
Or Teddy Roosevelt
had Snapchat.
282
00:11:18,417 --> 00:11:20,042
But he is moving us forward,
283
00:11:20,125 --> 00:11:21,918
and the rest is just noise.
284
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:25,084
I just mean you have to
look at what he's doing
for people like us.
285
00:11:25,167 --> 00:11:26,834
- Like us?
- Yeah!
286
00:11:26,918 --> 00:11:30,501
- Yeah, like us.
- Yeah, successful,
self-made Americans.
287
00:11:30,584 --> 00:11:32,834
Don't hate us for
wanting to keep our money,
right?
288
00:11:32,918 --> 00:11:34,125
Jerry: Yeah, come on.
We work hard,
289
00:11:34,209 --> 00:11:35,959
( sing-songy )
we got rich as fuck
290
00:11:36,042 --> 00:11:38,042
on the backs of
our own sweat and tears,
291
00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:41,334
and he wants to let
people like us keep
the fruits of our labor.
292
00:11:41,417 --> 00:11:43,584
I think that's something
that the whole country
can get behind.
293
00:11:43,668 --> 00:11:45,250
Lookit, we didn't ask
for any handouts.
294
00:11:45,334 --> 00:11:48,000
We did it by grinding it out,
and so can everybody else.
295
00:11:48,084 --> 00:11:50,459
Yeah, I can see the calluses
on your hands.
296
00:11:50,542 --> 00:11:52,167
( all laugh )
297
00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:54,167
That's what I love about you,
Rick.
298
00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:56,959
You get it.
A lot of you don't.
299
00:11:58,751 --> 00:12:00,584
I get it. You got me.
300
00:12:00,668 --> 00:12:03,793
Ricky Jerret is exactly
who he needs.
301
00:12:05,918 --> 00:12:07,793
What? No, you gotta speak up.
302
00:12:07,876 --> 00:12:10,501
Sounds like you got
bad reception up your ass.
303
00:12:10,584 --> 00:12:13,292
Why don't you hit me back
once you pull your head
out of it.
304
00:12:13,376 --> 00:12:14,542
Jerk.
305
00:12:14,626 --> 00:12:17,042
- There she is. Hey, baby.
- Hey, baby.
306
00:12:17,125 --> 00:12:18,918
You couldn't pick your wife up
from the airport?
307
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,876
Mother of your child,
queen of your kingdom?
308
00:12:20,959 --> 00:12:22,250
I wanted to pick you up,
309
00:12:22,334 --> 00:12:24,668
it's just that Gurley's
vampire of an agent
310
00:12:24,751 --> 00:12:26,709
just called to renegotiate
his contract a year early.
311
00:12:26,793 --> 00:12:28,000
Just got things
all shaken up.
312
00:12:28,084 --> 00:12:30,417
Yeah? Well, the 405
got me shook. OK?
313
00:12:30,501 --> 00:12:31,751
It can do that.
314
00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,542
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
315
00:12:33,626 --> 00:12:35,167
You matter. It's OK.
316
00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:37,334
I should have picked you up,
I know that.
317
00:12:37,417 --> 00:12:39,250
- Yeah, you should have.
- Now, Mrs. Greane,
318
00:12:39,334 --> 00:12:42,876
can you please
formally accept my apology?
319
00:12:42,959 --> 00:12:44,417
- Hmm?
- Yes, I do.
320
00:12:44,501 --> 00:12:45,918
OK. Thank you.
321
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,584
I'm only gonna be
in L.A. one night
322
00:12:47,668 --> 00:12:49,417
before I go to
my conference in Vegas.
323
00:12:49,501 --> 00:12:51,250
Today was supposed
to be about us.
324
00:12:51,334 --> 00:12:52,918
I know. I see all of it.
325
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,250
It's just that I have
to do this one thing, OK?
326
00:12:55,334 --> 00:12:57,709
It's not gonna take forever.
How about...
327
00:12:57,793 --> 00:12:59,250
you go get a massage?
328
00:12:59,334 --> 00:13:01,417
And then maybe
you hit the shops?
329
00:13:01,501 --> 00:13:03,668
By then I'll be done,
I'll come make it up
to you tonight.
330
00:13:03,751 --> 00:13:06,292
- How's that sound? Yeah?
- OK. Yeah.
331
00:13:06,376 --> 00:13:07,417
Mmm.
332
00:13:07,501 --> 00:13:10,084
Gimme some of that.
I love you, my queen.
333
00:13:10,167 --> 00:13:12,542
Love you, my king.
All right. Bye.
334
00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:16,000
♪ Even if it's raining
I'ma still drop the top ♪
335
00:13:16,084 --> 00:13:19,292
♪ Some other silly shit niggas
do when they at the top ♪
336
00:13:19,376 --> 00:13:21,876
♪ Homie we don't give a damn,
we rollin'-- ♪
337
00:13:23,542 --> 00:13:25,709
What the fuck are those,
slippers?
338
00:13:25,793 --> 00:13:27,793
These are driving shoes,
motherfucker.
339
00:13:27,876 --> 00:13:29,292
They're Ferragamos.
340
00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:31,751
Yeah, drivin'
to tell the police
you saw everything.
341
00:13:31,834 --> 00:13:33,334
These shits
342
00:13:33,417 --> 00:13:35,459
grip the pedal
with precision traction
343
00:13:35,542 --> 00:13:38,167
while offering masculine
fashion-forward accents
344
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:40,876
and a bespoke European fit.
345
00:13:40,959 --> 00:13:43,459
- "Bespoke"?
- Look it up.
346
00:13:43,542 --> 00:13:45,292
Yo! Roscoe's is here!
347
00:13:45,376 --> 00:13:47,376
- What's up, fellas?
- Get out of my way.
348
00:13:47,459 --> 00:13:49,000
Joe:
Sit down, bitch.
349
00:13:49,084 --> 00:13:51,417
Oh, shit! You're back.
350
00:13:51,501 --> 00:13:52,959
Yeah, we're back.
351
00:13:53,042 --> 00:13:54,751
That's crazy.
Nobody ever comes back.
352
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,376
Well, we're not
fuckin' nobodies,
Aramis.
353
00:13:57,459 --> 00:13:59,501
We're the guys gon'
make your asses rich.
354
00:13:59,584 --> 00:14:01,209
Oh, yeah?
How you gonna do that?
355
00:14:01,292 --> 00:14:04,626
Well, for starters,
we got you a meeting
with Nike today.
356
00:14:04,709 --> 00:14:06,417
You ever heard
of fuckin' Nike?
357
00:14:06,501 --> 00:14:08,668
Yeah, they make
real fuckin' sneakers.
358
00:14:08,751 --> 00:14:10,501
Yeah, they're
chompin' at the bit
359
00:14:10,584 --> 00:14:12,334
to get some of that
Illegal Civ magic
360
00:14:12,417 --> 00:14:14,250
all up in them
corporate guts.
361
00:14:14,334 --> 00:14:16,709
I mean, yeah.
I like what they up to.
362
00:14:16,793 --> 00:14:18,209
Like with SB
and all that.
363
00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:20,751
Oh, yeah, yeah?
You like what they're up to?
364
00:14:20,834 --> 00:14:22,084
You approve
of their business model?
365
00:14:22,167 --> 00:14:23,334
All right, good.
Unless you wanna be
366
00:14:23,417 --> 00:14:25,751
drinkin' whatever
the fuck that is
367
00:14:25,834 --> 00:14:28,668
and eatin' your dinner out of
cans when you're my fuckin' age,
368
00:14:28,751 --> 00:14:30,501
you'll get
your shit together
369
00:14:30,584 --> 00:14:32,501
and let us
cash you in
370
00:14:32,584 --> 00:14:33,959
before you're yesterday's meme.
371
00:14:34,042 --> 00:14:36,668
I like that. Uncle Fester
came to play today,
372
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:38,376
- OK?
- ( laughter )
373
00:14:38,459 --> 00:14:40,292
- Every damn day.
- Yeah.
374
00:14:41,584 --> 00:14:43,334
What the fuck
is that shit?
375
00:14:43,417 --> 00:14:45,125
( laughter )
376
00:14:45,209 --> 00:14:46,334
What, you don't like E&J?
377
00:14:46,417 --> 00:14:48,626
E&J? I like B&J.
378
00:14:48,709 --> 00:14:50,376
This is like
fuckin' pee and J.
379
00:14:50,459 --> 00:14:51,876
( cup clatters )
380
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:54,042
We're sending a car at four.
381
00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:56,167
Make sure
you're fuckin' ready.
382
00:15:01,751 --> 00:15:03,709
Jerry:
It must be weird, huh?
383
00:15:03,793 --> 00:15:05,709
Being retired
at such a young age.
384
00:15:05,793 --> 00:15:07,542
Well, I might surprise you
on that front.
385
00:15:07,626 --> 00:15:09,209
Seriously?
386
00:15:09,292 --> 00:15:10,167
Oh!
387
00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:12,084
Oh, breaking news.
388
00:15:12,167 --> 00:15:14,250
All right, hey,
lips are sealed.
389
00:15:15,584 --> 00:15:18,334
Uh-oh, somebody
call Jerry Jones.
390
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:20,709
- We got a kneeler!
- ( laughter )
391
00:15:20,793 --> 00:15:22,250
Oh, dude.
392
00:15:22,334 --> 00:15:23,876
Let's respect
the movement, OK?
393
00:15:23,959 --> 00:15:25,250
Oh, the movement.
394
00:15:25,334 --> 00:15:26,626
You got a problem
with athletes
395
00:15:26,709 --> 00:15:27,918
speaking their mind
or something?
396
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,542
No, not on their own time.
397
00:15:29,626 --> 00:15:31,084
Just don't drag
the flag into it.
398
00:15:31,167 --> 00:15:32,584
Y'all made it
about the flag.
399
00:15:32,668 --> 00:15:33,834
Who's "y'all"?
400
00:15:33,918 --> 00:15:35,542
- ( laughter )
- All right, easy.
401
00:15:35,626 --> 00:15:38,417
I do have
a serious question,
though, for you.
402
00:15:38,501 --> 00:15:41,459
If you go back out there,
you gonna kneel?
403
00:15:41,542 --> 00:15:44,084
Listen, do me a favor,
let's change the subject,
404
00:15:44,167 --> 00:15:45,125
- OK, fellas?
- Whoa, whoa, wait.
405
00:15:45,209 --> 00:15:46,584
Are you a politician now?
406
00:15:46,668 --> 00:15:48,584
Come on, we're all
on the same level here.
407
00:15:48,668 --> 00:15:50,042
You can tell us.
Come on.
408
00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:52,167
- Oh, shit.
- Oh, you would.
409
00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:53,876
- Oh! You're gonna kneel!
- You totally would!
410
00:15:53,959 --> 00:15:55,584
- I knew it!
- You would fucking kneel!
411
00:15:55,668 --> 00:15:58,084
You damn right I'd kneel,
motherfucker!
412
00:15:58,167 --> 00:16:00,626
And I'd kneel every Sunday.
Know I'm sayin'? Fuck Trump!
413
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:02,209
Fuck that racist-ass bitch!
414
00:16:02,292 --> 00:16:03,793
- Whoa, holy shit.
- OK, that's--
415
00:16:03,876 --> 00:16:06,668
Listen, man, you gotta
respect the office, Ricky.
416
00:16:06,751 --> 00:16:08,876
- Where's our respect?!
- He's your president too, man.
417
00:16:08,959 --> 00:16:10,959
Where the fuck
is our respect, huh?!
418
00:16:11,042 --> 00:16:12,626
- What are you
talking about?
- My people. That's right!
419
00:16:12,709 --> 00:16:13,918
- I'm sorry, excuse me.
- My people!
420
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,292
This is not
about race!
421
00:16:15,376 --> 00:16:18,376
My mother raised me--
a single mother on welfare.
422
00:16:18,459 --> 00:16:20,292
Government cheese
and white bread.
423
00:16:20,376 --> 00:16:21,626
And I'm here because I got
424
00:16:21,709 --> 00:16:24,292
some assistance
when I needed it.
425
00:16:24,376 --> 00:16:26,250
OK, you're an exception.
426
00:16:26,334 --> 00:16:28,292
That's right,
I am an exception.
427
00:16:28,376 --> 00:16:30,125
So fuck you.
428
00:16:30,209 --> 00:16:32,209
( people murmuring )
429
00:16:37,751 --> 00:16:40,209
- ( phone chiming )
- ( Spencer groans )
430
00:16:44,084 --> 00:16:45,501
What's up, brother?
431
00:16:45,584 --> 00:16:47,626
Jason:
Where are you?
432
00:16:47,709 --> 00:16:49,501
Oh, sunny SoCal.
433
00:16:49,584 --> 00:16:50,834
Yeah, me too.
434
00:16:50,918 --> 00:16:52,501
You got a minute
to link up later?
435
00:16:52,584 --> 00:16:54,125
Know what, I don't.
I'm slammed...
436
00:16:54,209 --> 00:16:55,751
right now.
Is it important
or can it wait?
437
00:16:55,834 --> 00:16:57,292
Oh, I'm just curious.
438
00:16:57,376 --> 00:16:59,125
Look, I don't judge you
for that curiosity, brother.
439
00:16:59,209 --> 00:17:00,209
- ( laughs )
- No, I'm not
440
00:17:00,292 --> 00:17:01,668
curious about myself,
Strasmore.
441
00:17:01,751 --> 00:17:03,376
I'm curious about you
and the Andersons.
442
00:17:03,459 --> 00:17:05,834
Word on the street is that
they're trying to make a deal
443
00:17:05,918 --> 00:17:07,209
for USC's TV rights.
444
00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:09,376
You know anything about that?
445
00:17:09,459 --> 00:17:10,709
No, not a thing.
446
00:17:10,793 --> 00:17:12,584
But, look, those guys
have their own agenda,
447
00:17:12,668 --> 00:17:14,417
and you don't need me
to tell you what color it is.
448
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:16,167
Where'd you hear that from,
anyway?
449
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:17,250
Dan Davis.
450
00:17:19,793 --> 00:17:22,000
- ( whispers ) Fuck.
- Say something.
'Cause Dan did.
451
00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:23,542
He asked me
what I thought about you.
452
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:25,709
I vouched.
I told him you were solid.
453
00:17:25,793 --> 00:17:28,876
- I appreciate that.
- I told him you were
a stand-up guy.
454
00:17:28,959 --> 00:17:30,918
But, obviously, I lied.
455
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,376
You got your nose
buried in a new pile
456
00:17:33,459 --> 00:17:34,626
but on a different coast.
457
00:17:34,709 --> 00:17:35,959
You know, with you,
458
00:17:36,042 --> 00:17:38,626
the story is always
the fuckin' same.
459
00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:40,709
I just better not hear the name
460
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:41,959
"Quincy Crawford" mentioned.
461
00:17:42,042 --> 00:17:43,042
Hey, come on.
462
00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:44,167
I wouldn't do that to you, J.
463
00:17:44,250 --> 00:17:45,876
Let me remind you just in case
464
00:17:45,959 --> 00:17:47,376
you are having memory problems,
465
00:17:47,459 --> 00:17:48,751
which you so clearly are,
466
00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:51,918
he better come out
of this thing clean,
467
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,793
or I am coming for you,
big man.
468
00:17:54,876 --> 00:17:56,250
( disconnects )
469
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:06,501
Hey. Thanks for seeing me
on such short notice.
470
00:18:06,584 --> 00:18:08,709
Any time, Mr. Strasmore.
471
00:18:08,793 --> 00:18:11,334
We're always happy to have
a legend in these halls,
472
00:18:11,417 --> 00:18:12,417
even if they did choose
473
00:18:12,501 --> 00:18:13,584
the wrong school
back in the day.
474
00:18:13,668 --> 00:18:14,793
Well, you live
and learn, right?
475
00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:16,459
You do, you do.
Have a seat, please.
476
00:18:16,542 --> 00:18:18,209
- Thank you, Tom.
- Please. Sorry...
477
00:18:18,292 --> 00:18:19,626
Urban couldn't make it,
478
00:18:19,709 --> 00:18:21,250
but he's out
rustling the bushes,
479
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:22,834
- if you know
what I mean.
- I do.
480
00:18:22,918 --> 00:18:24,751
Left me in charge
of the nuthouse.
481
00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:26,834
( laughs ) Right, well,
I'll make it quick, Todd.
482
00:18:26,918 --> 00:18:28,751
I'm here on behalf
of Quincy Crawford.
483
00:18:28,834 --> 00:18:30,167
Oh. You're friends?
484
00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:31,668
Well, I'm his uncle.
485
00:18:31,751 --> 00:18:33,417
( laughing ) Really?
Uncle Spencer?
486
00:18:33,501 --> 00:18:36,084
- Uncle Spencie.
- ( both laughing )
487
00:18:36,167 --> 00:18:37,959
Well, Q's family
is our family.
488
00:18:38,042 --> 00:18:41,000
I'm happy to hear that,
because any time
you hear bad news,
489
00:18:41,084 --> 00:18:42,876
you always wanna hear it
from somebody you love.
490
00:18:42,959 --> 00:18:44,751
- Am I right?
- Excuse me?
491
00:18:44,834 --> 00:18:46,417
Todd, I'm gonna
shoot straight with ya.
492
00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:49,292
Like LeBron, Q is gonna
take his talents elsewhere.
493
00:18:49,376 --> 00:18:52,793
He's looking for
a more suitable environment
in terms of his education,
494
00:18:52,876 --> 00:18:54,376
and he needs to be
closer to home.
495
00:18:54,459 --> 00:18:56,042
Is that right?
496
00:18:56,125 --> 00:18:57,334
Sad to say, it is.
497
00:18:57,417 --> 00:18:59,000
He feels terrible
about this whole thing,
498
00:18:59,084 --> 00:19:01,376
and, you know, under it all,
he's just a shy kid
499
00:19:01,459 --> 00:19:02,709
who doesn't wanna
disappoint anybody,
500
00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:04,125
so he asked me
to come up here
501
00:19:04,209 --> 00:19:06,209
and see you face to face
to deliver the news.
502
00:19:06,292 --> 00:19:08,000
Well, I'm sorry to hear it,
503
00:19:08,084 --> 00:19:10,209
and Urban will be
even more sorry.
504
00:19:10,292 --> 00:19:12,459
Tell Urban that Saban
was even sorrier,
505
00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:13,959
but there's only
one kid to go around.
506
00:19:14,042 --> 00:19:15,167
- Right?
- Mm.
507
00:19:17,501 --> 00:19:20,709
Well, thanks for coming by
to let us know in person.
508
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:23,084
We are sad to lose him,
509
00:19:23,167 --> 00:19:25,459
but understand
these things
510
00:19:25,542 --> 00:19:27,542
are personal matters,
and there's
511
00:19:27,626 --> 00:19:29,626
- so much to consider.
- Look, Todd, I'm sorry
512
00:19:29,709 --> 00:19:31,167
to be the bearer
of bad news,
513
00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:33,167
but I'm really happy
we have a good understanding.
514
00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:35,042
Of course. Uh, Jeannie
will make sure you have
515
00:19:35,125 --> 00:19:36,668
the proper directions
to the airport.
516
00:19:36,751 --> 00:19:37,918
I'm good, flying private.
Thank you.
517
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,084
Oh, right!
Yeah, you Miami boys
518
00:19:40,167 --> 00:19:41,751
love your bling.
Am I right?
519
00:19:50,751 --> 00:19:53,918
We know you're looking
for targeted saturation,
520
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,918
and-and a truly
grassroots campaign.
521
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,334
Well, these kids--
522
00:19:59,417 --> 00:20:01,459
uh, these kids...
523
00:20:01,542 --> 00:20:04,668
come ready with that
target demographic following.
524
00:20:04,751 --> 00:20:08,834
We're bringing you
ready-made, authentic vibe.
525
00:20:08,918 --> 00:20:11,376
I mean, you can't manufacture
this in a marketing lab.
526
00:20:11,459 --> 00:20:12,834
Authenticity is key.
527
00:20:12,918 --> 00:20:14,709
- Yeah.
- We're still
wiping the yolk
528
00:20:14,793 --> 00:20:16,918
from our face
from the Bella Hadid campaign.
529
00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:19,834
I liked that campaign.
530
00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:21,042
Reggie, we did too,
531
00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:22,250
but the people spoke,
532
00:20:22,334 --> 00:20:23,876
and when they speak,
we listen.
533
00:20:23,959 --> 00:20:25,876
- Oh, man.
- Yo, Ryder, you good?
534
00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:28,417
- I don't think so.
- Uh, do you guys
need a break?
535
00:20:28,501 --> 00:20:30,376
- Fuck, fuck.
- You all right, man?
536
00:20:30,459 --> 00:20:32,334
It's fine, it's fine.
They just had
too many Red Bulls,
537
00:20:32,417 --> 00:20:34,459
- I think.
- ( kids retching )
538
00:20:38,417 --> 00:20:39,584
What the fuck?!
539
00:20:39,668 --> 00:20:40,876
( retching continues )
540
00:20:40,959 --> 00:20:42,709
- What the fuck?!
- Oh!
541
00:20:42,793 --> 00:20:44,918
No, no, no.
Come on, guys,
guys, guys.
542
00:20:47,334 --> 00:20:49,209
( kids laughing )
543
00:20:49,292 --> 00:20:52,793
Joe:
Oh, what the fuck?!
544
00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:55,334
Oh, come on!
545
00:20:56,584 --> 00:20:57,417
Oh, no!
546
00:20:57,501 --> 00:20:59,501
( kids laughing )
547
00:21:03,793 --> 00:21:06,334
Dennis: What the hell's
the matter with you?
548
00:21:06,417 --> 00:21:07,793
You tryin' to get your ass
kicked out the neighborhood
549
00:21:07,876 --> 00:21:09,042
before you even get settled?
550
00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:10,459
Yeah, I'd like
to see 'em try that.
551
00:21:10,542 --> 00:21:13,167
Our baby has to go to school
with their kids, Ricky.
552
00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:14,793
You ever think about that?
553
00:21:14,876 --> 00:21:17,084
I have to see
these people
every damn day.
554
00:21:17,167 --> 00:21:18,959
Shit, why can't you
just be polite?
555
00:21:19,042 --> 00:21:20,876
Fuck being polite!
That man was talkin' to me
556
00:21:20,959 --> 00:21:22,334
like I ain't got no love
for my community.
557
00:21:22,417 --> 00:21:23,793
This is your
community, boy!
558
00:21:23,876 --> 00:21:25,751
You clearly
gonna have to
559
00:21:25,834 --> 00:21:26,918
up your dosage, Ricky.
560
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,501
I mean, you're
acting erratic.
561
00:21:28,584 --> 00:21:30,876
You're emotional.
It's like you got
a shorter fuse.
562
00:21:30,959 --> 00:21:32,250
You my damn shrink
now too, man?
563
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:33,959
You wouldn't know
a fuckin' shrink
564
00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:35,459
if it jumped out the ocean
and bit you on your dick!
565
00:21:35,542 --> 00:21:38,125
Amber: All right,
look, calm down.
566
00:21:38,209 --> 00:21:40,334
Baby, things are different
here, all right?
567
00:21:40,417 --> 00:21:42,459
Sometimes we gotta
keep our causes to ourselves.
568
00:21:42,542 --> 00:21:44,626
- We're not asking you
to change how you feel.
- Oh, God.
569
00:21:44,709 --> 00:21:46,292
I can't believe y'all!
570
00:21:46,376 --> 00:21:47,709
Oh, you wanna
end up like Kaep.
571
00:21:47,793 --> 00:21:49,376
Well, that man
led a movement.
572
00:21:49,459 --> 00:21:51,959
What are people
gonna remember me for?
573
00:21:52,042 --> 00:21:53,250
Or you, old man?
574
00:21:53,334 --> 00:21:55,209
Look, a legacy is earned
575
00:21:55,292 --> 00:21:58,292
on the field, in the grass
between the chains,
576
00:21:58,376 --> 00:21:59,834
not by running
your goddamn mouth.
577
00:21:59,918 --> 00:22:02,709
So shut it before it costs you
more than you can cover.
578
00:22:02,793 --> 00:22:04,292
Baby, we support you,
just--
579
00:22:04,376 --> 00:22:06,209
Just not really, though.
580
00:22:10,042 --> 00:22:11,376
Told you
he was sensitive.
581
00:22:11,459 --> 00:22:13,918
- TTD, shut the fuck up.
- Every time.
582
00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:25,250
( Twitter whistle )
583
00:22:32,584 --> 00:22:33,834
Julie:
Hey, baby.
584
00:22:33,918 --> 00:22:35,459
Hey.
585
00:22:35,542 --> 00:22:37,793
Look what I got.
586
00:22:37,876 --> 00:22:39,918
Look at this!
Couldn't you just die?
587
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,834
Damn, baby,
you leave anything
up in the stores?
588
00:22:42,918 --> 00:22:44,834
You probably ran through
Kiki's college fund.
589
00:22:44,918 --> 00:22:46,584
Boy, please, you know
she gettin' a scholarship.
590
00:22:46,668 --> 00:22:48,376
- ( Charles laughs )
- Plus, I had
to do something
591
00:22:48,459 --> 00:22:50,459
with all my unexpected
free time.
592
00:22:50,542 --> 00:22:52,542
I'm sorry, baby.
593
00:22:53,709 --> 00:22:55,751
But it just doesn't stop!
594
00:22:55,834 --> 00:22:57,626
The contracts, the emails,
595
00:22:57,709 --> 00:22:59,793
this guy's ego,
that guy's torn ACL.
596
00:22:59,876 --> 00:23:02,918
- Popcorn vendors.
- You need to relax.
597
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,542
I can't. I can't do it.
598
00:23:05,626 --> 00:23:06,959
( grunts )
599
00:23:08,709 --> 00:23:12,959
Ya know,
I just feel like
I'm failin' everybody
600
00:23:13,042 --> 00:23:15,334
all the time.
601
00:23:15,417 --> 00:23:17,876
The organization,
the players,
602
00:23:17,959 --> 00:23:20,209
my friends...
603
00:23:20,292 --> 00:23:22,542
and most importantly,
you and Kiki.
604
00:23:22,626 --> 00:23:24,334
Why would you say that?
605
00:23:24,417 --> 00:23:27,501
Because look at this!
606
00:23:27,584 --> 00:23:28,959
Is this our life now?
607
00:23:31,250 --> 00:23:35,125
No, I brought us out here
thinkin' I was onto something,
608
00:23:35,209 --> 00:23:37,042
- I thought--
- What you thought is,
609
00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:39,668
you thought you were gonna
finally be the boss.
610
00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:41,918
You were gonna
fulfill your destiny.
611
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,584
Remember when you were
worried about down payments
612
00:23:44,668 --> 00:23:46,918
and GPS add-ons
at the dealership?
613
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,918
Yes. Much simpler time.
Doesn't seem so bad now.
614
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,668
You were afraid to fail then,
and now you're afraid
to succeed.
615
00:23:54,209 --> 00:23:56,084
Not havin' you and Kiki
out here
616
00:23:56,167 --> 00:23:58,250
is really wearin' me down.
617
00:23:58,334 --> 00:24:01,292
I don't know
if I can keep doin' it.
618
00:24:01,376 --> 00:24:05,167
It's like sometimes
I feel like I'm half a man
or somethin'.
619
00:24:05,250 --> 00:24:09,376
Oh, Mr. Greane.
You are a lot of things...
620
00:24:09,459 --> 00:24:12,167
but half a man
ain't one of 'em.
621
00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:13,834
That's a full man.
622
00:24:13,918 --> 00:24:15,584
( squeals, laughs )
623
00:24:15,668 --> 00:24:17,376
- Feel this full...
- ( phone chimes )
624
00:24:17,459 --> 00:24:19,084
man... of yours...
625
00:24:19,167 --> 00:24:20,709
- ( phone chimes )
- ...go to work.
626
00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,000
You see Andrew anywhere?
627
00:24:22,084 --> 00:24:23,459
Julie:
No. He wasn't out there.
628
00:24:23,542 --> 00:24:25,626
Charles:
OK, well, that's...
629
00:24:25,709 --> 00:24:27,584
Let's clear off
this desk...
630
00:24:27,668 --> 00:24:29,459
Radio commentator: ...another
incredible class of athletes
631
00:24:29,542 --> 00:24:31,793
- to look at again this year.
- ( phone chiming )
632
00:24:31,876 --> 00:24:33,459
Julian, what can I
do for you?
633
00:24:33,542 --> 00:24:35,876
The kid's incredible.
634
00:24:35,959 --> 00:24:37,542
He's once in a generation.
635
00:24:37,626 --> 00:24:40,250
I made it 250
to take it off the table.
636
00:24:40,334 --> 00:24:42,626
Smart move.
You won't regret it.
637
00:24:42,709 --> 00:24:45,334
- J, I gotta run.
- Hey--
638
00:24:46,959 --> 00:24:49,542
( siren bleats )
639
00:24:52,542 --> 00:24:54,084
( thunder rumbling )
640
00:25:06,584 --> 00:25:08,584
Evenin', Mr. Strasmore.
641
00:25:11,042 --> 00:25:12,876
( chuckles ) OK.
642
00:25:12,959 --> 00:25:14,668
Is there a problem,
Officer?
643
00:25:14,751 --> 00:25:16,918
Cop:
I sure hope not.
644
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,417
You wanna step out
of the vehicle,
Mr. Strasmore?
645
00:25:19,501 --> 00:25:21,834
And why would I
want to do that?
646
00:25:21,918 --> 00:25:25,084
Because we asked you
so damn nice.
647
00:25:25,167 --> 00:25:27,250
( police dog panting )
648
00:25:28,834 --> 00:25:30,250
( dog barks )
649
00:25:30,334 --> 00:25:33,876
- ( dog growls )
- Spencer: Oh...
650
00:25:33,959 --> 00:25:36,042
so you think I'd bomb
my own plane, huh?
651
00:25:36,125 --> 00:25:38,376
That's Trigger.
He's not so much on bombs,
652
00:25:38,459 --> 00:25:40,334
but he likes him some drugs.
653
00:25:40,417 --> 00:25:42,501
By that, I mean
he likes findin' 'em.
654
00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:44,876
We've had a lot of problems
with private flights
655
00:25:44,959 --> 00:25:47,417
transportin' cash
and narcotics lately.
656
00:25:47,501 --> 00:25:50,042
We're just gonna take
a little peek in your rental
before you go.
657
00:25:50,125 --> 00:25:52,459
- Sure.
- ( dog barks, growls )
658
00:25:55,542 --> 00:25:57,125
( chuckling )
659
00:25:57,209 --> 00:25:58,876
I got a script for those.
660
00:25:58,959 --> 00:26:00,751
That's a lot of pills
for one man.
661
00:26:00,834 --> 00:26:03,542
That's enough
to get an elephant high.
662
00:26:03,626 --> 00:26:05,918
You know, sellin' those
is a felony.
663
00:26:07,334 --> 00:26:09,459
No shit.
664
00:26:09,542 --> 00:26:11,334
( door slams )
665
00:26:11,417 --> 00:26:12,959
( buzzer )
666
00:26:26,125 --> 00:26:30,167
Man: Mr. Strasmore.
I hear you have some...
667
00:26:30,250 --> 00:26:31,834
pill problems.
668
00:26:33,668 --> 00:26:36,584
- Lawyer.
- That won't be necessary,
Spencer.
669
00:26:36,668 --> 00:26:38,959
You don't mind
if I call you Spencer,
do you?
670
00:26:39,042 --> 00:26:40,042
Who are you?
671
00:26:40,125 --> 00:26:42,376
My name is
Jimmy Dale Pritchard,
672
00:26:42,459 --> 00:26:45,000
but my friends call me J.D.
673
00:26:45,084 --> 00:26:46,793
I got a script
for those pills, J.D.
674
00:26:46,876 --> 00:26:49,000
Oh, I don't care
about those pills.
675
00:26:49,084 --> 00:26:51,918
That was just my way
of gettin' the boys to be
able to bring you in
676
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,209
so that we could
have a little chat.
677
00:26:54,292 --> 00:26:56,584
( laughs ) I know
it was a bit dramatic.
678
00:26:56,668 --> 00:27:00,501
But we wanted to make sure
that we had your...
679
00:27:00,584 --> 00:27:02,417
undivided attention.
680
00:27:02,501 --> 00:27:04,501
Who's "we"?
681
00:27:04,584 --> 00:27:06,834
Is this your first time
in Columbus?
682
00:27:06,918 --> 00:27:08,834
You know, this is
a beautiful city,
683
00:27:08,918 --> 00:27:10,668
and a great place
to go to school.
684
00:27:10,751 --> 00:27:13,084
You know, I met my wife
on campus?
685
00:27:13,167 --> 00:27:16,084
Thirty-five years ago.
And we still goin' strong.
686
00:27:16,167 --> 00:27:17,918
( chuckles ) Hey, now,
687
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,959
you may find this
hard to believe, but...
688
00:27:21,042 --> 00:27:23,000
I used to play
a little bit myself.
689
00:27:23,084 --> 00:27:25,292
Yeah. I mean,
second string, of course.
690
00:27:25,376 --> 00:27:27,918
But, man,
did I have the spirit!
691
00:27:29,209 --> 00:27:33,959
You know the guy Todd
that you spoke to today?
692
00:27:34,042 --> 00:27:38,209
- He was my freshman roommate.
- Ah. So you're a booster.
693
00:27:39,918 --> 00:27:41,042
I hate that word.
694
00:27:42,209 --> 00:27:45,876
I prefer...
"enthusiastic supporter."
695
00:27:47,709 --> 00:27:50,668
You see, I do all of this
just for the pride of it.
696
00:27:50,751 --> 00:27:53,292
Now, for someone like yourself,
that might be challenging.
697
00:27:53,376 --> 00:27:57,834
But... for some of us,
well, that's enough.
698
00:27:57,918 --> 00:28:00,125
( smacks wall ) Let me
tell you something, J.D.
699
00:28:00,209 --> 00:28:02,834
I was only trying
to help my girlfriend's son
make some life decisions.
700
00:28:02,918 --> 00:28:05,209
Maybe that's hard
for you to believe,
but it's the truth.
701
00:28:05,292 --> 00:28:07,793
Let me tell you something else.
If I happen to piss on
your Rose Parade,
702
00:28:07,876 --> 00:28:09,626
then you better open up
a goddamn umbrella,
703
00:28:09,709 --> 00:28:11,417
because you sauntering
in here, and this,
704
00:28:11,501 --> 00:28:13,167
and all this bullshit,
doesn't scare me one bit.
705
00:28:13,250 --> 00:28:16,918
That's good.
It doesn't scare you.
706
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:20,334
Well, I got some friends
over at the NCAA
707
00:28:20,417 --> 00:28:23,793
that will have a field day
with puttin' the fear of God
in your heart.
708
00:28:23,876 --> 00:28:25,584
Oh, is that right?
709
00:28:25,668 --> 00:28:28,084
So you gonna go
Old Testament on me, J.D.?
710
00:28:29,793 --> 00:28:33,292
The kid stays a Buckeye...
711
00:28:34,918 --> 00:28:37,459
everything
goes back to normal,
712
00:28:37,542 --> 00:28:41,125
and life is good for everyone.
713
00:28:41,209 --> 00:28:44,417
And if not,
we're comin' for you
714
00:28:44,501 --> 00:28:48,042
and everything you got
your dirty little hands in.
715
00:28:48,125 --> 00:28:51,584
And believe me...
we know things.
716
00:28:53,084 --> 00:28:55,125
That's right. Look away.
717
00:28:56,668 --> 00:28:58,459
Guard: Open four.
718
00:29:09,751 --> 00:29:10,876
J.D.:
Spencer.
719
00:29:10,959 --> 00:29:12,292
( sighs )
720
00:29:12,376 --> 00:29:13,542
Don't forget these.
721
00:29:15,668 --> 00:29:16,834
For your pain.
722
00:29:16,918 --> 00:29:19,417
♪ Sendin' countries to war ♪
723
00:29:19,501 --> 00:29:23,250
♪ Just killin' themselves ♪
724
00:29:23,334 --> 00:29:25,918
♪ People tryin'
to get higher ♪
725
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,876
- ♪ Whilst livin' in hell ♪
- ( buzzer )
726
00:29:29,959 --> 00:29:32,250
♪ The devil keeps tryin' ♪
727
00:29:32,334 --> 00:29:35,918
♪ To make us fail ♪
728
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,709
♪ You got to play
with the fire ♪
729
00:29:38,793 --> 00:29:42,376
♪ To save yourself ♪
730
00:29:42,459 --> 00:29:47,250
♪ What you gonna do,
watch the world fall down ♪
731
00:29:47,334 --> 00:29:48,918
♪ Watch the world fall down ♪
732
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:52,000
♪ Are you brave enough
to play with fire? ♪
733
00:29:52,084 --> 00:29:55,042
♪ Strong enough to put
the pains behind you? ♪
734
00:29:55,125 --> 00:29:58,209
♪ Who can you trust
up in a world of liars? ♪
735
00:29:58,292 --> 00:30:01,542
♪ Wait a second,
all the lie will guide you ♪
736
00:30:01,626 --> 00:30:04,793
♪ Are you brave enough
to play with fire? ♪
737
00:30:04,876 --> 00:30:07,793
♪ Strong enough to put
the pains behind you? ♪
738
00:30:07,876 --> 00:30:11,084
♪ Who can you trust
up in a world of liars? ♪
739
00:30:11,167 --> 00:30:14,167
♪ Wait a second,
all the lie will guide you ♪
740
00:30:14,250 --> 00:30:17,459
♪ Remember why we're here ♪
741
00:30:17,542 --> 00:30:18,959
♪ Doo doo ♪
742
00:30:19,042 --> 00:30:23,793
♪ Find love,
hurry, disappear ♪
743
00:30:23,876 --> 00:30:25,125
♪ Doo doo ♪
744
00:30:25,209 --> 00:30:26,959
♪ Today, not tomorrow ♪
745
00:30:27,042 --> 00:30:30,167
♪ Remember why we're here ♪
746
00:30:30,250 --> 00:30:31,751
♪ Doo doo ♪
747
00:30:31,834 --> 00:30:36,668
♪ Find love,
hurry, disappear ♪
748
00:30:36,751 --> 00:30:38,000
♪ Doo doo ♪
749
00:30:38,084 --> 00:30:40,459
♪ Today, not tomorrow ♪
56509
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