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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,458 --> 00:00:10,041 MAN: There ain't no end to it you gotta keep moving! 2 00:00:10,583 --> 00:00:13,125 ♪ Time is short That's what somebody ♪ 3 00:00:13,125 --> 00:00:14,041 ♪ Told me ♪ 4 00:00:14,750 --> 00:00:16,250 ♪ I give up, I give in I move back a little ♪ 5 00:00:16,667 --> 00:00:18,625 ♪ I live up, I look up, Now I'm back for more ♪ 6 00:00:19,542 --> 00:00:20,667 ♪ Now I'm back for more ♪ 7 00:00:20,667 --> 00:00:22,542 ♪ Too short to keep following ♪ 8 00:00:22,542 --> 00:00:23,583 ♪ Your homies ♪ 9 00:00:24,083 --> 00:00:25,667 ♪ I give up, I give in I move back a little ♪ 10 00:00:26,041 --> 00:00:28,250 ♪ I live up, I look up, Now I'm back for more ♪ 11 00:00:49,458 --> 00:00:51,583 (theme music playing) 12 00:00:51,583 --> 00:00:53,625 ♪ Animals ♪ 13 00:00:55,583 --> 00:00:57,792 ♪ Animals ♪ 14 00:01:07,708 --> 00:01:10,792 (growling) (toy squeaks) 15 00:01:10,792 --> 00:01:13,792 (cabinet creaks) 16 00:01:25,041 --> 00:01:27,583 ♪ ♪ 17 00:01:27,583 --> 00:01:29,542 (growls) 18 00:01:29,542 --> 00:01:31,500 (whines) 19 00:01:32,708 --> 00:01:34,041 (growls) 20 00:01:40,208 --> 00:01:43,250 ♪ In the beginning ♪ 21 00:01:43,250 --> 00:01:45,208 ♪ There was nothing at all ♪ 22 00:01:45,208 --> 00:01:47,333 Here you go, Stanley. Hey, thank you, John. 23 00:01:47,333 --> 00:01:49,333 No, it's Jim. I tell you every day. Sorry. 24 00:01:49,333 --> 00:01:51,583 No, you don't need to, really. Heya, good morning, Jimmy. 25 00:01:51,583 --> 00:01:56,667 (indistinct chattering) ♪ The heavens were bare ♪ 26 00:01:56,667 --> 00:02:00,333 ♪ Clouds of mist through the air ♪ 27 00:02:00,333 --> 00:02:03,959 ♪ Then the miracles of life ♪ 28 00:02:03,959 --> 00:02:06,250 ♪ Came to pass ♪ 29 00:02:10,166 --> 00:02:12,166 (ball bounces) 30 00:02:14,125 --> 00:02:17,917 ♪ The moon guides the night... ♪ 31 00:02:17,917 --> 00:02:19,667 (grunting) 32 00:02:19,667 --> 00:02:22,250 Dad, I'm open. Over here. All right, here you go. 33 00:02:22,250 --> 00:02:23,458 (grunts) 34 00:02:23,458 --> 00:02:26,542 (sighs) Dang. That was good. That was close. Here. 35 00:02:26,542 --> 00:02:28,625 (sighs) Okay. Gotta get it. 36 00:02:28,625 --> 00:02:29,875 (exhales) 37 00:02:29,875 --> 00:02:31,834 Aah. Dad, it's too hard. 38 00:02:31,834 --> 00:02:33,625 I-I can't do it. I give up. 39 00:02:33,625 --> 00:02:35,375 Hey, come one. Maddie, listen. 40 00:02:35,375 --> 00:02:37,875 It's just a game. Games are supposed to be fun. 41 00:02:37,875 --> 00:02:39,375 It's not life or death or anything. 42 00:02:39,375 --> 00:02:41,375 You're just putting a ball in a hole, you know? 43 00:02:41,375 --> 00:02:43,458 And it's right there, you just gotta find it. 44 00:02:43,458 --> 00:02:44,792 You're right, Dad. 45 00:02:44,792 --> 00:02:47,250 (exhales) Find the hole. 46 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:49,583 Find the hole. You got this. 47 00:02:49,583 --> 00:02:51,000 (grunts) 48 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,375 (gasps) Yes! 49 00:02:52,375 --> 00:02:54,333 Maddie for two! What'd I tell you? 50 00:02:54,333 --> 00:02:56,333 Oh, I got it! You just gotta find the hole, you know? 51 00:02:56,333 --> 00:02:58,750 Get in here! Come here. Yes! (giggles) 52 00:02:58,750 --> 00:03:00,917 Hey Maddie. Come on, honey. We're ready. 53 00:03:00,917 --> 00:03:02,750 Hi, Dad! Oh hey, Ken! 54 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:04,208 Hey Phil. Did she do her homework? 55 00:03:04,208 --> 00:03:05,917 We were gonna get to that next, right honey? 56 00:03:05,917 --> 00:03:09,250 It's only one sheet, it takes me like five minutes to take care of it. 57 00:03:09,250 --> 00:03:11,250 Maddie, can you go wait by the wall real quick, sweetie? 58 00:03:11,250 --> 00:03:12,792 I'm just gonna have a quick talk with Daddy. 59 00:03:12,792 --> 00:03:14,500 Oh hey. Come here, come here. 60 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:17,458 Hey, um, I got you something. 61 00:03:17,458 --> 00:03:19,583 Oh my gosh! Scottie Pippen? 62 00:03:19,583 --> 00:03:22,333 One of the best offensive forwards of all time! 63 00:03:22,333 --> 00:03:25,291 Thanks, Daddy! (whispers) Love you. 64 00:03:26,458 --> 00:03:28,417 What? Okay, because you're tapping your foot. 65 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:31,458 Okay, okay. There's basketball and then there's homework. 66 00:03:31,458 --> 00:03:33,041 She's got the rest of the night-- 67 00:03:33,041 --> 00:03:35,333 No, because you always take this side and you're Mr. Carefree Dad, 68 00:03:35,333 --> 00:03:37,000 and I'm Mr. B-I-T-C-H Dad, and that ain't cool. 69 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:40,333 That's your view, okay? She doesn't think that. (exhales) 70 00:03:40,333 --> 00:03:41,834 Phil have you signed the papers? 71 00:03:41,834 --> 00:03:43,542 Don't bring the papers up now. Jesus. 72 00:03:43,542 --> 00:03:46,417 I'm just not ready, okay? Why are we prolonging this? 73 00:03:46,417 --> 00:03:49,083 Let's just be done and move on with our lives. 74 00:03:49,083 --> 00:03:51,041 Part of me thinks that we can still make this work. 75 00:03:51,041 --> 00:03:54,125 Well, we can't work, okay, Phil? I need someone who's an adult. 76 00:03:54,125 --> 00:03:57,125 Maddie needs a father, not a basketball-friend person. 77 00:03:57,125 --> 00:03:59,792 That's unfair for you to accuse me of not being her father, 78 00:03:59,792 --> 00:04:02,291 because I was just as much of a father-- We both know it was my sperm! 79 00:04:02,291 --> 00:04:04,375 How dare you? God damn it, you made me say it. 80 00:04:04,375 --> 00:04:07,125 How dare you? I'm sorry. (sighs) 81 00:04:07,125 --> 00:04:08,500 Just sign the papers. 82 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:11,708 All right, all right. I'll... I'll sign the papers, Ken. 83 00:04:11,708 --> 00:04:13,625 But can I just say something? 84 00:04:13,625 --> 00:04:16,792 Totally unrelated-- you look good. Phil. 85 00:04:16,792 --> 00:04:18,458 Come on, I'm just saying what I see. 86 00:04:18,458 --> 00:04:20,041 I calls 'em as I sees 'em. All right, all right. 87 00:04:20,041 --> 00:04:22,083 Shake that little tushie when you walk away. Don't do that. 88 00:04:22,083 --> 00:04:23,959 Just give it a little one-two, come on. Cut it out. 89 00:04:23,959 --> 00:04:25,625 Come on, Maddie, we gotta go. Okay. 90 00:04:25,625 --> 00:04:27,166 Bye, honey. 91 00:04:27,166 --> 00:04:30,166 (swishing) Hey! (laughs) 92 00:04:30,166 --> 00:04:32,500 See you on Friday, Philly. All right, walk safe. 93 00:04:35,041 --> 00:04:37,291 ♪ ♪ 94 00:04:41,625 --> 00:04:43,500 (thudding) Uh-oh! 95 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:46,542 (thudding) (gasping) 96 00:04:46,542 --> 00:04:48,792 (all gasp) 97 00:04:48,792 --> 00:04:50,708 (tapping) 98 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,625 (drill whirs) 99 00:04:54,625 --> 00:04:56,917 Hey, Terry, what's going on, man? 100 00:04:56,917 --> 00:04:58,792 (voices murmuring) 101 00:04:58,792 --> 00:05:00,917 (whirring) 102 00:05:05,625 --> 00:05:08,959 Whoa, check this out. What the fuck is that? 103 00:05:08,959 --> 00:05:10,875 I think it's like a tube or something. 104 00:05:10,875 --> 00:05:12,625 I don't like the looks of this. 105 00:05:12,625 --> 00:05:14,500 Hey, guys get-- back up from that! 106 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:16,583 Dude, we should tag it and then it's our tunnel. 107 00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:19,166 I actually know a gang tag, so I'll probably do that. 108 00:05:22,291 --> 00:05:25,500 No! No! No! No! No! Run! Everyone, get inside! 109 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:27,291 (gas hissing) (roaches screaming) 110 00:05:27,291 --> 00:05:31,375 Run! Run! Run away! Get away now! 111 00:05:31,375 --> 00:05:33,166 Everyone get inside! Get inside! 112 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,959 Shut your doors! Lock the windows! Get in the bathtub! 113 00:05:35,959 --> 00:05:38,917 (panicked shouting) (debris clattering) 114 00:05:38,917 --> 00:05:40,917 No! 115 00:05:42,750 --> 00:05:44,917 (audience laughter) (farts) 116 00:05:44,917 --> 00:05:47,625 (TV host murmuring) 117 00:05:48,750 --> 00:05:53,208 (reporter murmuring) (sneezes, coughs) 118 00:05:53,208 --> 00:05:56,917 (murmuring continuing) (scoffing) 119 00:05:56,917 --> 00:05:59,708 (both arguing) 120 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,375 (speed dial beeping) 121 00:06:02,375 --> 00:06:04,750 (phone ringing) 122 00:06:06,291 --> 00:06:07,375 (murmurs) 123 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:17,708 (seagulls crying) 124 00:06:17,708 --> 00:06:20,000 (voices chattering) 125 00:06:23,375 --> 00:06:24,375 Follow me! 126 00:06:24,375 --> 00:06:25,959 Stop! Everybody stop! 127 00:06:25,959 --> 00:06:28,458 Okay? We need to figure out who the leader is. 128 00:06:28,458 --> 00:06:29,708 I'm gonna nominate myself, Geoff. 129 00:06:29,708 --> 00:06:31,417 Who else wants to vote for me? 130 00:06:31,417 --> 00:06:33,041 I'd like to vote for myself. 131 00:06:33,041 --> 00:06:35,166 I'm sure you would. Because I think I could lead just as well-- 132 00:06:35,166 --> 00:06:37,959 Uh, I have an idea. How about the two intelligent birds in the... 133 00:06:37,959 --> 00:06:40,750 Both: ...middle. How about we're in control? How about that? 134 00:06:40,750 --> 00:06:43,375 Dan is the only leader here. Dan has done shit. 135 00:06:43,375 --> 00:06:44,625 Dan has not done shit. 136 00:06:44,625 --> 00:06:46,834 I know, I know. I know, Dan! (chuckles) 137 00:06:46,834 --> 00:06:48,917 What'd he say? Why don't you share it with the group? 138 00:06:48,917 --> 00:06:51,792 It's an inside joke between me and my bud, Dan. 139 00:06:51,792 --> 00:06:54,500 And I'm right next to him, I didn't hear anything. Where are we going? 140 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:57,125 Let's just go left and let's stop arguing, okay? 141 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:59,834 Let's go left. One, two, three... 142 00:06:59,834 --> 00:07:01,417 Which way is left? Other left. 143 00:07:01,417 --> 00:07:03,083 This is how you know. You hold up your wings, 144 00:07:03,083 --> 00:07:06,375 and whichever makes an L-- How weird, they kind of both do. 145 00:07:06,375 --> 00:07:09,458 They kind of both do, so let's call it this way. All right. 146 00:07:09,458 --> 00:07:12,000 All: One, two, three! 147 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,417 Saying "this way" is very ambiguous. 148 00:07:14,417 --> 00:07:18,000 Hey, my name is Geoff, and I am a, uh, stucker. 149 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:21,417 I was the first one to get stuck. I'll take you through the story. 150 00:07:21,417 --> 00:07:23,583 I love the Olympics, 151 00:07:23,583 --> 00:07:26,166 and I saw on the ground what I thought was Olympic rings, 152 00:07:26,166 --> 00:07:29,834 and I wanted to take a quick selfie with it. 153 00:07:29,834 --> 00:07:33,417 Hey, my name is Max. I got, uh, stuck to Geoff. 154 00:07:33,417 --> 00:07:35,750 We spot each other at Gullet's Gym. 155 00:07:35,750 --> 00:07:39,542 I was doing the breast press, he spotted a little too low, 156 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:42,250 and now, I'm trapped with this fucking idiot. 157 00:07:42,250 --> 00:07:44,458 Are we allowed to curse? My name's Wendy. 158 00:07:44,458 --> 00:07:46,542 My first day of work at a coffee shop, 159 00:07:46,542 --> 00:07:48,875 these two guys walk in-- it's Geoff and Max. 160 00:07:48,875 --> 00:07:52,250 They were saying something about being weight-training Olympic athletes or something, 161 00:07:52,250 --> 00:07:55,542 so, you know, Olympic athletes, I'm like "Hey!" 162 00:07:55,542 --> 00:07:59,375 Um, then the next thing I know, there's like a plastic ring-- 163 00:07:59,375 --> 00:08:01,792 (voice breaking) There's like a pla-- 164 00:08:01,792 --> 00:08:03,375 Can we cut for a second? 165 00:08:03,375 --> 00:08:04,750 Hey, y'all! I'm Diana! 166 00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:07,333 I'm 18 in bird years. I'm here to party. 167 00:08:07,333 --> 00:08:09,041 And I know I look really fun on the outside, 168 00:08:09,041 --> 00:08:11,208 but on the inside, uh, I'm very serious, 169 00:08:11,208 --> 00:08:15,208 and I will cut you, especially if you hurt any one of my friends here. 170 00:08:15,208 --> 00:08:16,875 So, let's have fun! 171 00:08:16,875 --> 00:08:19,417 Yeah, it's good... That's a good point, yeah. 172 00:08:19,417 --> 00:08:21,083 Dan and I, um... 173 00:08:21,083 --> 00:08:24,208 Here-Here's the truth. We joined the group willingly. 174 00:08:24,208 --> 00:08:27,417 Nobody really knows that, but... Well, Dan got kind of lonely. 175 00:08:27,417 --> 00:08:28,875 His girlfriend cheated on him. 176 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:32,583 He walked in and she was, uh, going down on a sparrow. 177 00:08:32,583 --> 00:08:36,291 So, we saw this open slot and we joined. 178 00:08:36,291 --> 00:08:38,041 We hopped right in. Wait a sec. You joined? 179 00:08:38,041 --> 00:08:40,708 What? No, I got stuck-- You just joined willingly? 180 00:08:40,708 --> 00:08:43,166 You just said that you joined willingly. 181 00:08:43,166 --> 00:08:46,750 He said he joined willingly? Why are you listening to my session? 182 00:08:46,750 --> 00:08:49,208 We're right here. This is a confessional booth. 183 00:08:49,208 --> 00:08:52,625 I am confessing. I'm really sorry that your wife went down on sparrow. 184 00:08:52,625 --> 00:08:54,625 Yeah, that's sorry. That is Dan's story! 185 00:08:54,625 --> 00:08:57,708 No, it might be your wife-- It did not happen to me! It did not happen to me! 186 00:08:57,708 --> 00:09:01,041 It's okay, Chuck, it's okay. Just be honest with your feelings. 187 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:03,959 Have you ever fucked a sparrow? It's... pretty amazing. 188 00:09:03,959 --> 00:09:05,625 I'm gonna kill myself. No. 189 00:09:05,625 --> 00:09:08,500 Yeah. (seagulls crying) 190 00:09:08,500 --> 00:09:11,083 ♪ ♪ 191 00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:22,250 (groans) Fuck. 192 00:09:22,250 --> 00:09:25,125 (coughs, groans) 193 00:09:26,750 --> 00:09:29,583 Maddie! 194 00:09:29,583 --> 00:09:31,708 Maddie are you there, sweetie? 195 00:09:31,708 --> 00:09:33,500 It's me, Daddy! 196 00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:35,667 Answer me, Maddie, come on! 197 00:09:36,583 --> 00:09:39,792 Maddie! Answer me! 198 00:09:39,792 --> 00:09:44,166 Oh, fuck. No, no, no, no, no. 199 00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:45,834 (crying) Scottie Pippen. 200 00:09:45,834 --> 00:09:49,667 The greatest offensive forward of all time. 201 00:09:49,667 --> 00:09:54,125 (sobbing) Maddie! 202 00:09:54,125 --> 00:09:58,041 Oh God! Oh fuck, no! 203 00:09:58,041 --> 00:10:00,125 No! No! 204 00:10:00,125 --> 00:10:01,834 (retches) 205 00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:04,208 Fucking... (retches) 206 00:10:07,250 --> 00:10:10,542 (whimpering) 207 00:10:10,542 --> 00:10:14,083 Ugh. Dead. Dead. No, another dead guy. 208 00:10:14,083 --> 00:10:17,542 (coughs) Oh... Guys we got a live one over here! 209 00:10:17,542 --> 00:10:19,125 (panting) 210 00:10:19,125 --> 00:10:23,625 Son, you're in the hands of God now. 211 00:10:23,625 --> 00:10:25,917 God? Am I dead? 212 00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:28,667 What? No, no, no. I'm a priest. I'm a priest. Right here. 213 00:10:28,667 --> 00:10:31,208 Oh, 'cause you said "hands of God now," so I was like, Jesus... 214 00:10:31,208 --> 00:10:32,917 Father Mike. Mike the priest, whichever. 215 00:10:32,917 --> 00:10:35,875 There was a big disaster, a lot of people are dead. I saw. 216 00:10:35,875 --> 00:10:38,208 Let's get you inside. 217 00:10:39,375 --> 00:10:43,208 (groans) Fuck, dude. Here, baby, have some tea. 218 00:10:43,208 --> 00:10:45,083 Oh. Thank you. 219 00:10:45,083 --> 00:10:46,708 I'm Mary. Mary. 220 00:10:46,708 --> 00:10:48,625 I'm... I'm Phil. Hi, Phil. 221 00:10:48,625 --> 00:10:50,708 Oh my God. Are you... Are you pregnant? 222 00:10:50,708 --> 00:10:52,041 I am. I am. 223 00:10:52,041 --> 00:10:53,875 Congratulations. Thank you so much. 224 00:10:53,875 --> 00:10:56,667 What a blessing. It is a blessing, truly. 225 00:10:56,667 --> 00:10:59,125 Man, it is a wasteland out there, okay? 226 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:00,834 We're talking extinction. 227 00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:03,041 (sighs) (sighs) This is horrible. 228 00:11:03,041 --> 00:11:06,041 Philip, the church extends their condolences... Thank you. 229 00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:09,417 ...for your wife and child who have perished. Very sad. 230 00:11:09,417 --> 00:11:12,792 It was my partner, so it wasn't my wife, but I do appreciate that. 231 00:11:12,792 --> 00:11:14,708 Thank you, Father. Oh, I'm so sorry. 232 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:17,667 Thank you, Mary. But you know, we've all lost people, so-- 233 00:11:17,667 --> 00:11:19,750 Sorry. You know, I will... I will say, 234 00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:23,667 Kind of have been calling this for a while, so. (scoffs) I'm sorry, what? 235 00:11:23,667 --> 00:11:27,500 Just the whole thing that if we don't all collectively repent for our sins, 236 00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:29,667 an act of God like this was very likely, so... 237 00:11:29,667 --> 00:11:32,083 Are you kidding me, dude? Are you serious right now? 238 00:11:32,083 --> 00:11:34,875 When we have women roaches giving birth 239 00:11:34,875 --> 00:11:37,542 to fatherless roach babies-- Have you lost your mind? 240 00:11:37,542 --> 00:11:42,250 I've not lost my mind-- You know what? You need to hold me back because I'll honestly-- 241 00:11:42,250 --> 00:11:44,250 Oh, and don't get me started 242 00:11:44,250 --> 00:11:46,917 on two boy roaches kissing each other! Ew! 243 00:11:46,917 --> 00:11:48,708 You listen to me, motherfucker! 244 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,667 I lost the love of my life back there and my child! 245 00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:53,458 You got that? (grunting) Get off me! 246 00:11:53,458 --> 00:11:55,458 (door thuds) 247 00:11:55,458 --> 00:11:57,208 Knock it off. (gasping) God. 248 00:11:57,208 --> 00:11:58,667 Stop dry-humping each other. 249 00:11:58,667 --> 00:12:00,792 We're not dry humping each other. Get a hold of yourself. 250 00:12:00,792 --> 00:12:04,291 Who is-- Who are you? That's Graham. He's been around here forever. 251 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:05,792 He's like the de facto leader, I guess. 252 00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:08,000 (assertively) No. I'm Graham. 253 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,375 I've been around here forever, and I'm the de facto leader. 254 00:12:10,375 --> 00:12:11,917 That's-- I just said that. Okay, great. 255 00:12:11,917 --> 00:12:14,083 You want to survive, you gotta get the tone right. 256 00:12:14,083 --> 00:12:15,667 Now, look, we're alive. 257 00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:18,125 I don't know why, but, damn it, we're still here. 258 00:12:18,125 --> 00:12:20,792 That cloud, that thing, whatever it was, 259 00:12:20,792 --> 00:12:22,875 it's destroyed our civilization. 260 00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:26,708 If we want to survive, we must leave the wall. 261 00:12:26,708 --> 00:12:30,458 (sputtering) Leave the wall? Is that what I just heard. 262 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:33,125 Graham, there's nothing outside of the wall. 263 00:12:33,125 --> 00:12:35,542 Have you forgotten what is in God's Good Book? 264 00:12:35,542 --> 00:12:37,834 Is anyone else seeing a problem with this? 265 00:12:37,834 --> 00:12:39,583 No. I'm not. 266 00:12:39,583 --> 00:12:41,625 I think you're kind of on your own there, buddy. Wow... 267 00:12:41,625 --> 00:12:42,917 Graham, I'm Phil by the way. 268 00:12:42,917 --> 00:12:44,625 It's nice to meet you. Great. Good to meet you. 269 00:12:44,625 --> 00:12:47,041 I've seen you around, I think. Yeah, do you work out at the Y? 270 00:12:47,041 --> 00:12:48,792 I have before, yes. Oh cool! Yeah, yeah, yeah. 271 00:12:48,792 --> 00:12:51,333 I think I've seen you like in the gym and stuff like that. 272 00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:54,291 So who's in, and who's dead? 273 00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:56,875 I'm in. 274 00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:59,041 I want my child to have a life without fear, 275 00:12:59,041 --> 00:13:02,625 and if that life is outside of the wall, well, so be it. 276 00:13:02,625 --> 00:13:04,000 I'm in too. 277 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,333 Father? What do you say? 278 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:09,500 You'd better be right. 279 00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:12,750 (grunting) 280 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:14,667 Mary: Oh, shit. 281 00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:18,917 Oh, my God. What is this? Holy shit. 282 00:13:18,917 --> 00:13:21,458 This is incredible. This has been here all along. 283 00:13:21,458 --> 00:13:22,667 My God. 284 00:13:22,667 --> 00:13:25,208 Hey, Phil, do you recall... Mm-hmm. 285 00:13:25,208 --> 00:13:27,000 ...that time Sister Mike over here 286 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,834 said there was nothing outside the wall? 287 00:13:28,834 --> 00:13:30,375 I do remember that! You know what? 288 00:13:30,375 --> 00:13:32,125 First of all, it's Father Mike, okay? 289 00:13:32,125 --> 00:13:34,583 It's not Sister Mike, and I don't appreciate that, Mary. 290 00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:36,166 Oh, I'm so sorry. 291 00:13:36,166 --> 00:13:38,041 You are forgiven. I will pray for you. 292 00:13:38,041 --> 00:13:39,625 Sister Mike. You know what-- 293 00:13:39,625 --> 00:13:42,834 By the way, this is only about one-quarter of what's out there. 294 00:13:42,834 --> 00:13:45,542 Whoa, dude. Yeah, that's what some experts believe. 295 00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:50,208 Okay, follow me. Stay low and stay close, like a... fanny pack. 296 00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:53,542 Let's try to walk single file. Yeah, single file, not double-- 297 00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:55,834 Mike, get behind me. I just like being by his side. 298 00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:57,625 I know, but you're fucking, you're throwing off-- 299 00:13:57,625 --> 00:13:59,291 He was there first. You get behind him. 300 00:13:59,291 --> 00:14:00,291 Me get behind him? 301 00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:01,667 Mary, why don't you come to the front? 302 00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:03,750 Thank you so much. Mary gets everything! 303 00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:05,583 She's pregnant! Fine! 304 00:14:07,083 --> 00:14:09,417 (sniffs) Okay, that way is north. 305 00:14:09,417 --> 00:14:12,000 He could tell that from the shit on the shoe? He's incredible. 306 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,792 This guy needs like a reality show or something. Yeah, I would watch that. 307 00:14:14,792 --> 00:14:18,625 (water whooshing) Fuck. That is so fucking cool. 308 00:14:19,917 --> 00:14:21,208 Step back. 309 00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:23,208 (grunts) 310 00:14:23,208 --> 00:14:25,291 Wow! Cool. That was good. 311 00:14:25,291 --> 00:14:27,917 Are you okay? Yeah, I'm great. That didn't hurt. 312 00:14:27,917 --> 00:14:29,417 Can I get a minute alone, please? 313 00:14:29,417 --> 00:14:31,625 Oh. Sure, yeah, yeah. Okay. 314 00:14:31,625 --> 00:14:34,208 Fuck. (exhales) 315 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:37,333 Okay. I'm good. Let's go. 316 00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:40,375 What I saw up in that wall, you don't want to know. 317 00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:43,125 I lost a lot of guys. Good guys. 318 00:14:43,125 --> 00:14:45,458 Couple shitty guys. They were all guys. 319 00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:48,041 Oh, my God. And back then I was jacked. 320 00:14:48,041 --> 00:14:50,667 You're pretty jacked still. You got that old dude jacked. 321 00:14:50,667 --> 00:14:53,083 That's all right. I'm not fishing for that, but thank you. 322 00:14:53,083 --> 00:14:54,792 What was your career? What'd you do? 323 00:14:54,792 --> 00:14:57,125 I was a lifestyle blogger. So cool. 324 00:14:57,125 --> 00:14:58,667 Yeah, I've seen a lot of shit. 325 00:14:58,667 --> 00:15:00,750 And I've blogged about even more of it. 326 00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:02,125 (laughing) Whoa, check it out! 327 00:15:02,125 --> 00:15:04,208 I probably shouldn't be doing this since I'm pregnant. 328 00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:05,458 Mary: But it's fun! 329 00:15:05,458 --> 00:15:08,667 Guys, that's really cute, but we should be moving. 330 00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:10,041 Okay? Enough fun and games. 331 00:15:10,041 --> 00:15:12,125 Come on, Graham, get up here! Come on! 332 00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:15,250 Graham don't be such a wet blanket. Say yes to the moment. 333 00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:16,917 You're worthy of having fun. 334 00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:18,417 Drink deeply from the cup of life. 335 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:20,750 Okay. Just for a minute. 336 00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:22,959 (affectless) Haha. Wee. Ha. 337 00:15:22,959 --> 00:15:24,166 Yeah. I see the appeal. 338 00:15:24,166 --> 00:15:26,750 Don't push me. No one's pushing you, Mike. 339 00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:29,333 You guys are kind of being a little rough. Relax, dude. 340 00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:32,542 This is good. This is a good plot point for us before our threat arrives. 341 00:15:32,542 --> 00:15:34,667 You guys are my best friends. 342 00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,291 (thuds) What was that? 343 00:15:36,291 --> 00:15:38,000 What the fuck was that, dude? Oh, my God. 344 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,458 He's here. 345 00:15:40,458 --> 00:15:42,125 Oh shit, dude. Stay calm. 346 00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:43,500 Here's what we're gonna do. 347 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:45,166 Follow me. No one's gonna panic. 348 00:15:45,166 --> 00:15:46,333 (thudding) Run! 349 00:15:46,333 --> 00:15:48,750 Go, now! Go! Go! Go! Go! 350 00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:49,834 Graham up! 351 00:15:49,834 --> 00:15:51,834 (grunting) 352 00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:58,208 Okay. I think we're safe under here for now. 353 00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:00,250 Is everyone here, did we all make it? 354 00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,000 (grunting) (squishing) 355 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,625 (muttering) No. Stupid Graham. 356 00:16:04,625 --> 00:16:06,083 That's what happens when you look up. 357 00:16:06,083 --> 00:16:08,708 You happy? Are you happy? What's going on? 358 00:16:08,708 --> 00:16:12,208 Well, it seems as though I've found myself in quite the sticky situation. (chuckles) 359 00:16:12,208 --> 00:16:14,708 Graham. Graham, Jesus Christ, dude, don't move or anything-- Oh shit. 360 00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:17,333 Okay. We'll just go ahead-- We can just-- No, it's no big deal. 361 00:16:17,333 --> 00:16:19,250 Let me just push off. Okay. 362 00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:21,667 Holy shit, dude! Just stop! Stop! (screams) 363 00:16:21,667 --> 00:16:23,000 What the fuck? Just let me-- 364 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,083 Did his fucking arm just rip off? Oh, my God! 365 00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:28,208 No. He's fine. Everyone just remain calm, dude. His fucking arm just ripped off. 366 00:16:28,208 --> 00:16:32,542 Mike, fucking chill, dude. You're not helping. Phil. Phil, come close, buddy. 367 00:16:32,542 --> 00:16:34,000 What is it, buddy? 368 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,083 I'm glad we're, like, on buddy terms now. This feels good. 369 00:16:36,083 --> 00:16:38,041 Lead those two to freedom. 370 00:16:38,041 --> 00:16:41,458 Find a crack, find a window, find a hole, 371 00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:43,583 anything, get yourselves out. 372 00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:45,333 Graham-- Am I understood? 373 00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:47,458 What the fuck are you talking about? We're not gonna leave-- 374 00:16:47,458 --> 00:16:49,041 Just shut up and listen to me, okay? 375 00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:50,125 There's no hope for me, 376 00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:52,166 and I'll be damned if I take you all down too. 377 00:16:52,166 --> 00:16:54,834 I want you to reach in my bag... Okay. 378 00:16:54,834 --> 00:16:57,500 Inside, there's some gum. 379 00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:58,917 Okay, cool. 380 00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:00,917 Behind that, there's a gun. 381 00:17:00,917 --> 00:17:04,166 I can't-- Okay. Take the gum and put it in my mouth. 382 00:17:04,166 --> 00:17:07,333 And then take the gun and put it in my mouth. 383 00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:09,834 No, dude. That's where I draw the line-- Come on, you pussy. 384 00:17:09,834 --> 00:17:12,667 I can't fucking do it-- Were you this scared when you couldn't save your daughter? 385 00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:14,959 Fuck you, Graham! Or your fucking ex-husband who couldn't love you? 386 00:17:14,959 --> 00:17:17,250 Fuck you, Graham! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! 387 00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:20,333 What, is that an ankle bracelet? What about it? 388 00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:22,166 Are you for real with that thing? Yes, dude! 389 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,208 You're serious? Cute? It's cute. 390 00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:26,542 Yeah, I got it in Cancun. It was like a friends-cation sort of thing. 391 00:17:26,542 --> 00:17:29,500 Look at yourself. Thanksgiving, 'cause a lot of us don't have family in the city. 392 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,125 You really don't like it? 393 00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:33,917 Kill me the way that ankle bracelet kills anyone's libido who looks at you. 394 00:17:33,917 --> 00:17:35,625 That really hurts because I know the other stuff is 395 00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:37,667 just goading me-- Everybody thinks it looks ridiculous. 396 00:17:37,667 --> 00:17:40,125 Who said that, Mary? I can't. Phil, shoot me! 397 00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:42,250 Fucking pull the trigger! I can't fucking do it, Graham. 398 00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:44,458 Fuck you, do it. 399 00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:45,959 (gasps) 400 00:17:45,959 --> 00:17:49,250 We don't have time to play games. 401 00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:51,041 My baby needs a home. 402 00:17:51,041 --> 00:17:52,458 And wipe my prints off the gun. 403 00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:54,125 Don't fucking try to come at me with that shit. 404 00:17:54,125 --> 00:17:56,250 I mean, but, honestly, my ankle bracelet is cool, right? 405 00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:59,041 Like he was just saying that to like get me to shoot him? 406 00:17:59,041 --> 00:18:00,208 Just sucks. 407 00:18:00,208 --> 00:18:03,458 ♪ ♪ 408 00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:18,834 (crowd chattering) 409 00:18:18,834 --> 00:18:22,208 (shouting indistinctly) 410 00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:26,166 (seagulls crying) 411 00:18:26,166 --> 00:18:29,125 Just because you're stuck doesn't mean your life has to stop. 412 00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:32,083 I've been trying to make a connection, you know, 413 00:18:32,083 --> 00:18:33,625 other than the birds I'm stuck to. 414 00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:36,375 After college, I took up with this V 415 00:18:36,375 --> 00:18:37,834 that was heading all the way south... 416 00:18:37,834 --> 00:18:40,208 Oh, my God. That is so lucky. ...like into Mexico. 417 00:18:40,208 --> 00:18:43,333 Yeah, it was really fortunate. I wanted to do that, my parents wouldn't let me. 418 00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:44,959 And I just got a whole new sense of like what-- 419 00:18:44,959 --> 00:18:46,083 Oh God. I'm so sorry. 420 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,708 Oh. This is my friend Geoff. 421 00:18:47,708 --> 00:18:49,291 Oh, hi! And your name? 422 00:18:49,291 --> 00:18:51,667 Let me guess, Ashley. Oh, my God! Are you crazy? Hi, Ashley. I know! 423 00:18:51,667 --> 00:18:53,375 How did you know that? How did you know that? 424 00:18:53,375 --> 00:18:56,291 I don't know-- How would someone know that if they weren't 425 00:18:56,291 --> 00:18:57,875 listening in beforehand. 426 00:18:57,875 --> 00:19:00,750 Uh, it's so crazy. I just met this girl Ashley 427 00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:04,583 out of the blue and... I'm happy, I'm a happy guy. 428 00:19:04,583 --> 00:19:06,166 Oh, can I give you a hug? 429 00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:07,375 Hi. What did you say your name was? 430 00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:08,708 I'm not gonna be quiet anymore. 431 00:19:08,708 --> 00:19:10,208 I've been quiet for long enough. I'm Ashley. 432 00:19:10,208 --> 00:19:11,625 I'm Diana. Oh, my gosh. 433 00:19:11,625 --> 00:19:12,917 I'm Chuck and this is Dan. 434 00:19:12,917 --> 00:19:14,458 We're the cool guys of the group. Okay, bye. 435 00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:16,625 What is happening? Ashley, uh, look, 436 00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:18,917 I maybe didn't share with you everything about me-- 437 00:19:18,917 --> 00:19:20,083 You didn't! How could you, Max? 438 00:19:20,083 --> 00:19:21,959 When do you bring that up in a conversation? 439 00:19:21,959 --> 00:19:24,834 By the way, I'm stuck in a plastic ring with six birds. Put it on your profile! 440 00:19:24,834 --> 00:19:26,333 Same thing if you have kids. 441 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:29,041 I think Ashley's looking at me with a little bit of a weird eye. 442 00:19:29,041 --> 00:19:30,917 That's-- That is my lazy eye. 443 00:19:30,917 --> 00:19:32,792 That is your lazy eye. I apologize. Yes. 444 00:19:32,792 --> 00:19:34,250 You even called it a weird eye. 445 00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:36,125 Are you looking at me or the wall right now? I'm-- Both. 446 00:19:36,125 --> 00:19:38,375 I just would like to take a little pause in the convo 447 00:19:38,375 --> 00:19:40,458 just to mention that I need to use the restroom. 448 00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:43,250 Oh, God. This is a great double date, I just gotta say. 449 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:44,750 Who else is on a date? What do you mean? 450 00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:48,250 I'm sorry. Does Chuck think he's on a date with me? 451 00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:49,875 'Cause that's not happening. 452 00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:54,000 I am on a date with Wendy, and it is going ooh-perfect. 453 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,667 Wow, Chuck, get your wing off there. 454 00:19:55,667 --> 00:19:57,834 Sorry, sorry. I thought you wanted me... Thank you. 455 00:19:57,834 --> 00:20:00,250 ...to make a move. Definitely don't. No, thank you. 456 00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:01,542 Keep your wings to yourself. 457 00:20:01,542 --> 00:20:03,750 Okay, well-- Guys, I'm starting to leak a little. 458 00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,375 Out of your butt? Ashley, I'm so sorry. 459 00:20:05,375 --> 00:20:08,333 Can you look that way? She's just gonna shit in the restaurant? 460 00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:11,750 You know what, Max? This has been really fun. I'm gonna go. 461 00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:13,208 Well, I guess I'll send a-- 462 00:20:13,208 --> 00:20:14,458 Don't. Okay. 463 00:20:14,458 --> 00:20:15,500 Bye! 464 00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:17,291 She was pretty fucking cool, right? 465 00:20:17,291 --> 00:20:18,917 I like her. Super cool. 466 00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:20,291 Yeah, you guys were super cool about it. 467 00:20:20,291 --> 00:20:21,875 Where is my charred broccolini? 468 00:20:21,875 --> 00:20:24,417 I ordered it, like what, 15 minutes ago? 469 00:20:25,834 --> 00:20:27,291 (snoring) 470 00:20:27,291 --> 00:20:29,458 Can you move your fucking wing? What are you talking about? 471 00:20:29,458 --> 00:20:30,959 Your wing is digging into my-- 472 00:20:30,959 --> 00:20:32,333 Calm down. This is where my wing goes. 473 00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:33,500 No, it does not go there. 474 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:34,792 You're perched in an odd position. 475 00:20:34,792 --> 00:20:36,125 That's where it fucking goes! 476 00:20:36,125 --> 00:20:39,041 (all arguing) 477 00:20:39,041 --> 00:20:40,917 You're scaring Dan. You're scaring Dan. 478 00:20:40,917 --> 00:20:42,333 I don't give a fuck about Dan. 479 00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:44,208 I don't give a fuck about you, Chuck. 480 00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:47,291 That's not cool. I'm sorry, Diana, but you're the dumbest bird I've ever met. 481 00:20:47,291 --> 00:20:49,792 Oh, my God! I'm defending you, Diana. 482 00:20:49,792 --> 00:20:51,625 I'll fucking take your wings, wrap 'em around your-- 483 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:54,667 Hey! Let go of my wings! You guys! No! 484 00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:57,667 (angry shouting) Ow! You're pulling my neck! 485 00:20:57,667 --> 00:20:59,166 Huh? 486 00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:00,250 Oh no! 487 00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:01,959 Geoff. 488 00:21:03,166 --> 00:21:04,834 You're free. 489 00:21:04,834 --> 00:21:06,250 Oh my-- Oh, my God. 490 00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:09,667 I, um, uh, I'm-I'm free. What do I-- 491 00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:11,750 Geoff, you have to fly. 492 00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:13,542 No, but you guys are my-- Go. 493 00:21:13,542 --> 00:21:14,834 This is your White Fang moment. 494 00:21:14,834 --> 00:21:16,500 I don't know that reference-- 495 00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:18,083 The dog doesn't wanna go 'cause of Ethan Hawke. 496 00:21:18,083 --> 00:21:19,667 But-- Right. Fine. We don't want you, just go. 497 00:21:19,667 --> 00:21:21,750 You're free now! Fine. Um... 498 00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:23,208 Bye, Geoff. Bye, buddy. 499 00:21:23,208 --> 00:21:25,875 We'll see you around. Bye, you guys. 500 00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:29,166 Wow. It's not the same anymore. 501 00:21:29,166 --> 00:21:31,083 I'm cold on one side. 502 00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:32,333 I say we get someone else stuck. 503 00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:34,083 We can't just get someone else stuck. 504 00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:36,291 I know this great guy. His name is Mike. Yes. 505 00:21:36,291 --> 00:21:38,708 He doesn't talk much, all right? Where did you meet him? 506 00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:40,041 At a batting cage. 507 00:21:40,041 --> 00:21:41,583 Okay, it's a baseball. Oh, my God. 508 00:21:41,583 --> 00:21:43,542 What? That's crazy. It's a baseball. A hundred percent. 509 00:21:43,542 --> 00:21:46,125 Knock, knock. (laughs) All: What? 510 00:21:46,125 --> 00:21:48,041 Who's there? Someone say who's there? Oh, my God! 511 00:21:48,041 --> 00:21:49,375 Who's there? 512 00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:51,166 Geoff is here, you stupid idiots! 513 00:21:51,166 --> 00:21:54,208 Why would you do that? Why would you come back? 514 00:21:54,208 --> 00:21:56,875 You're my family. I can't do this without you. 515 00:21:56,875 --> 00:21:58,041 Awww. Bring it in, guys. 516 00:21:58,041 --> 00:21:59,792 Bring it in, bring it in, bring it in. 517 00:21:59,792 --> 00:22:02,083 All: I love you guys. 518 00:22:02,083 --> 00:22:04,542 ♪ ♪ 519 00:22:09,375 --> 00:22:11,458 (grunting) 520 00:22:11,458 --> 00:22:12,959 Look! Guys, look, up ahead. 521 00:22:12,959 --> 00:22:14,208 An opening! 522 00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:16,375 Oh, God. We made it! We did it! We're gonna be okay. 523 00:22:16,375 --> 00:22:19,083 God has doth shown thee thine way. 524 00:22:19,083 --> 00:22:20,834 Man, I nailed that. Did you guys hear that? 525 00:22:20,834 --> 00:22:22,750 Sounded a little clunky to me, to be honest. Hallelujah. 526 00:22:22,750 --> 00:22:24,708 That was biblical. Let's go. Let's go. 527 00:22:24,708 --> 00:22:26,125 All right, let's go. (panting) 528 00:22:27,583 --> 00:22:30,500 (thuds) (panting) 529 00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:32,291 (gasping) What the fuck is that? 530 00:22:32,291 --> 00:22:35,041 (panting) 531 00:22:35,041 --> 00:22:36,250 Hellbeast! 532 00:22:36,250 --> 00:22:39,834 Ooh! I'm too pregnant for this shit. It's hideous. 533 00:22:39,834 --> 00:22:40,834 No one move. 534 00:22:40,834 --> 00:22:42,417 They have motion-based vision. 535 00:22:42,417 --> 00:22:44,000 Is that-- How do you know that? 536 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,041 Is that in the bible, or-- 537 00:22:45,041 --> 00:22:46,166 Yeah, is that a bible thing? 538 00:22:46,166 --> 00:22:47,375 It's like a Jurassic Park thing. 539 00:22:47,375 --> 00:22:48,583 Have you seen Jurassic Park? No. 540 00:22:49,417 --> 00:22:50,917 Okay, no. I made all that up. 541 00:22:50,917 --> 00:22:52,583 Let's go! Let's go! We should go! Run! 542 00:22:52,583 --> 00:22:54,125 Go, go, go, go, run! Mary, come on! 543 00:22:54,125 --> 00:22:57,125 Okay, okay. I'm going as fast as I can. 544 00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:59,291 (panting) 545 00:22:59,291 --> 00:23:00,708 Phil: Go, go, go, go! 546 00:23:00,708 --> 00:23:03,458 Mike: Oh, shit! Phil: Mary, come on! 547 00:23:03,458 --> 00:23:05,458 (panting) 548 00:23:05,458 --> 00:23:06,458 (farts) 549 00:23:06,458 --> 00:23:09,291 Phil (shivering): It's getting cold. 550 00:23:09,291 --> 00:23:11,291 (groans) Are you okay, Mary? 551 00:23:11,291 --> 00:23:12,375 Um... 552 00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:13,542 Is it the baby? 553 00:23:13,542 --> 00:23:15,625 It's okay. It's a false alarm. Okay, cool. 554 00:23:15,625 --> 00:23:17,792 Father Mike, um, how are the rations doing? 555 00:23:17,792 --> 00:23:19,625 Well, Mary ate all the Pringles, so... 556 00:23:19,625 --> 00:23:20,959 She's feeding for two. You know what? 557 00:23:20,959 --> 00:23:22,500 Don't throw her under the bus. Fuck you, Mike. 558 00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:24,834 You asked where we were at. I'm telling you, okay? 559 00:23:24,834 --> 00:23:26,458 Okay, but water and everything else. 560 00:23:26,458 --> 00:23:27,667 Are we good with anything? 561 00:23:27,667 --> 00:23:29,542 Good is a little bit of an overstatement. 562 00:23:29,542 --> 00:23:31,417 Oh, no. Okay so we're out of food. 563 00:23:31,417 --> 00:23:33,417 Mary's contractions are acting up, so I guess 564 00:23:33,417 --> 00:23:36,125 I'm in charge now, right? No pressure whatsoever. Yeah. 565 00:23:36,125 --> 00:23:37,750 The survival of the roach race. You'll be fine. 566 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,333 And it's like I'm trying to keep it together, 567 00:23:39,333 --> 00:23:41,041 but I'm not the tough leader of the group, okay? 568 00:23:41,041 --> 00:23:42,208 Graham was. And guess what? 569 00:23:42,208 --> 00:23:43,750 Mary had to put a fuckin' bullet in his head 570 00:23:43,750 --> 00:23:44,959 'cause I was too scared to do it. 571 00:23:44,959 --> 00:23:46,375 And I'm fucking just having... Aw, Phil. 572 00:23:46,375 --> 00:23:48,375 ...a little bit of what's known as a panic attack. 573 00:23:48,375 --> 00:23:51,041 I used to get these, but I left my Xanax in the apartment... Breathe, baby. 574 00:23:51,041 --> 00:23:52,834 ...because of the fucking apocalypse that happened. 575 00:23:52,834 --> 00:23:54,708 Breathe, baby. It's gonna be okay. 576 00:23:54,708 --> 00:23:57,166 It's gonna be okay. Oh shit, dude. 577 00:23:57,166 --> 00:23:59,834 Phil, what was your daughter like? 578 00:23:59,834 --> 00:24:01,458 Maddie? Yeah. 579 00:24:01,458 --> 00:24:02,625 She was, uh... 580 00:24:02,625 --> 00:24:04,834 She was fun. She was happy and... 581 00:24:04,834 --> 00:24:08,000 She made my life worth living, you know? Hmm. 582 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,583 But what about, what about your baby? 583 00:24:10,583 --> 00:24:14,208 You know, I hate to be all namaste about it, but... 584 00:24:14,208 --> 00:24:18,417 I swear the universe has told me that this baby... 585 00:24:18,417 --> 00:24:20,708 is gonna be really fucking special. Yeah. 586 00:24:20,708 --> 00:24:23,583 You know, it's like as if my body just knows 587 00:24:23,583 --> 00:24:25,625 that he has to exist and... 588 00:24:25,625 --> 00:24:28,250 to be honest, I think that's why I survived. 589 00:24:28,250 --> 00:24:29,667 Yeah. I had hope-- 590 00:24:29,667 --> 00:24:31,000 Can you guys shut up? 591 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,542 Whoa. I'm just, like, trying to get some sleep. 592 00:24:32,542 --> 00:24:34,250 It's been like a long day. He's got a good point. 593 00:24:34,250 --> 00:24:36,208 We should rest, you know? Yeah, I'm down for that. 594 00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:37,208 Okay. 595 00:24:41,917 --> 00:24:43,041 (kisses) 596 00:24:45,291 --> 00:24:46,333 (moans) 597 00:24:46,333 --> 00:24:47,875 (metal clanking) 598 00:24:47,875 --> 00:24:49,375 What? 599 00:24:50,542 --> 00:24:51,875 Mike? 600 00:24:51,875 --> 00:24:54,041 Mike, where the fuck are you going, dude? He has all our stuff. 601 00:24:54,041 --> 00:24:55,667 Sorry if the reservation was inaccurate, 602 00:24:55,667 --> 00:24:58,166 but it's gonna be a party of one today, friends. 603 00:24:58,166 --> 00:25:00,417 I'll be eating at the bar. I'm lost. 604 00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:02,166 So you can seat just one. What are you-- 605 00:25:02,166 --> 00:25:03,750 Is this like a metaphor? 606 00:25:03,750 --> 00:25:05,750 One for dinner please. You get the point, I'm leaving. 607 00:25:05,750 --> 00:25:08,875 Like hell you are leaving us. Get the fuck over here, man. Yeah, right, Mike. 608 00:25:08,875 --> 00:25:11,750 Not so fast! All right? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, dude. 609 00:25:11,750 --> 00:25:13,166 You two just stand back, okay? 610 00:25:13,166 --> 00:25:15,125 Chill, Mike. Chill, dude. What are you doing? Oh, my God. 611 00:25:15,125 --> 00:25:17,417 If one of us is gonna rebuild civilization, 612 00:25:17,417 --> 00:25:20,166 it sure as hell not gonna be a whore and a yucky gay. 613 00:25:20,166 --> 00:25:22,458 Whoa! Have you lost your goddamn mind? 614 00:25:22,458 --> 00:25:24,333 I said it! A whore and a yucky gay! 615 00:25:24,333 --> 00:25:26,250 Watch your mouth, Mike. Fuck you, Mike! 616 00:25:26,250 --> 00:25:29,792 Father Mike-- And as it says in the scripture: 617 00:25:29,792 --> 00:25:31,542 Sayonara, suckers. 618 00:25:31,542 --> 00:25:33,583 God is great! God is good! 619 00:25:33,583 --> 00:25:36,625 It's deus ex machina time, motherfuckers! 620 00:25:38,083 --> 00:25:39,750 Oh shit! (both laugh) 621 00:25:39,750 --> 00:25:42,417 Who's a whore now? That's what you get for running your mouth, Father Mike! 622 00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:44,417 Goddamn it, and I didn't even have my camera phone. 623 00:25:44,417 --> 00:25:46,166 Mary. Mary, Mary, Ma-Mary... 624 00:25:46,166 --> 00:25:47,917 (both gasping) 625 00:25:47,917 --> 00:25:50,083 Both: Run! 626 00:25:50,083 --> 00:25:51,875 Come on, come on, come on! Run, run, run! 627 00:25:51,875 --> 00:25:53,125 Oh, fuck! Okay, go, go, go, go! 628 00:25:53,125 --> 00:25:54,834 Phil, watch out! 629 00:25:54,834 --> 00:25:56,333 (grunts) 630 00:25:56,333 --> 00:25:58,375 Oh fuck. Shit. 631 00:25:58,375 --> 00:26:00,000 There's nowhere to go. We're trapped. 632 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,125 Up there! 633 00:26:01,125 --> 00:26:03,166 Yeah, yeah. Go, go, go, go, go. Go, go, go. 634 00:26:05,583 --> 00:26:07,917 (panting, grunting) 635 00:26:07,917 --> 00:26:09,333 In there. Come on! Come on! 636 00:26:10,291 --> 00:26:11,875 Oh my God. Holy shit, dude. 637 00:26:11,875 --> 00:26:14,083 Oh, my God. Oh... I think we're okay. I think we're okay. 638 00:26:14,083 --> 00:26:15,166 Oh, my God! What's the matter? 639 00:26:15,166 --> 00:26:16,291 Uh... it's happening. 640 00:26:16,291 --> 00:26:17,834 If you have to take a shit, just go over there, 641 00:26:17,834 --> 00:26:19,458 'cause I don't want to see it. No, the baby! 642 00:26:19,458 --> 00:26:21,291 My water broke! (stammers) What's that mean? 643 00:26:21,291 --> 00:26:23,375 I'm having the baby! You're having the baby right now? 644 00:26:23,375 --> 00:26:25,708 Jesus Christ, Mary, this is not a good time. Okay. 645 00:26:25,708 --> 00:26:28,125 Okay, here. Lay down, lay down, lay down. Okay. 646 00:26:28,125 --> 00:26:29,417 And, uh, I don't know, 647 00:26:29,417 --> 00:26:31,708 just kind of go for it! You know? Go for it. Okay! 648 00:26:31,708 --> 00:26:33,333 Push it out! (grunting) 649 00:26:33,333 --> 00:26:35,000 Come on! Come on, I see it! 650 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:35,917 I see the baby! 651 00:26:35,917 --> 00:26:38,667 This is so gross! (Mary screams) 652 00:26:38,667 --> 00:26:40,792 (exhales) (baby crying) 653 00:26:40,792 --> 00:26:42,000 It's a boy! 654 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,166 A beautiful baby boy! 655 00:26:44,166 --> 00:26:45,917 He's beautiful, Mary! 656 00:26:45,917 --> 00:26:48,166 Mary? Mary? 657 00:26:48,166 --> 00:26:52,041 No. No! No! No! 658 00:26:52,041 --> 00:26:55,667 Okay, okay. Shh, shh, shh! It's okay, it's okay. 659 00:26:55,667 --> 00:26:57,250 We're gonna be fine. 660 00:26:57,250 --> 00:26:58,834 Goddamn it, you're gonna live. 661 00:26:58,834 --> 00:27:01,291 (doors creak) (gasps) 662 00:27:01,291 --> 00:27:04,458 Oh shit! Uh... 663 00:27:07,041 --> 00:27:08,792 Find the hole. 664 00:27:08,792 --> 00:27:10,667 (baby coos) 665 00:27:10,667 --> 00:27:12,041 (baby grunts) 666 00:27:12,041 --> 00:27:14,708 Good bye, baby. (kisses) 667 00:27:14,708 --> 00:27:16,041 (Phil grunts) 668 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,542 (water splashes) 669 00:27:18,542 --> 00:27:20,708 (chuckles) We did it. 670 00:27:20,708 --> 00:27:23,792 We did it! (laughs) 671 00:27:23,792 --> 00:27:25,834 We won! 672 00:27:25,834 --> 00:27:28,375 We won! 673 00:27:30,667 --> 00:27:33,208 (baby cooing) 674 00:27:36,083 --> 00:27:37,333 (baby babbling) 675 00:27:37,333 --> 00:27:39,959 Hey what... What is that coming down the river there? 676 00:27:39,959 --> 00:27:42,500 Well, grab it. Pull it out. It's a baby! 677 00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:44,500 Oh, my God. Where'd it come from? 678 00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:46,792 It's a miracle. What should we name him? 679 00:27:46,792 --> 00:27:48,500 We shall call him... Jesu-- 680 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,625 Frank! What if we called him Frank? 681 00:27:50,625 --> 00:27:52,959 Frank's good! Frank is good. Frank's really good. 682 00:27:52,959 --> 00:27:54,500 It's like 1950 kind of greaser. 683 00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:56,250 He looks like a Frank. He does. Frank it is! 684 00:27:56,250 --> 00:28:00,375 (chanting) Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! 685 00:28:01,834 --> 00:28:03,083 (coos) 686 00:28:03,959 --> 00:28:08,667 ♪ He doesn't know me ♪ 687 00:28:08,667 --> 00:28:13,250 ♪ No pain for my gain ♪ 688 00:28:13,250 --> 00:28:17,959 ♪ Callin' my cellphone ♪ 689 00:28:17,959 --> 00:28:21,834 ♪ No time for that shame ♪ 690 00:28:21,834 --> 00:28:24,291 ♪ A yes man ♪ 691 00:28:24,291 --> 00:28:27,625 ♪ You know I have your back, kid ♪ 692 00:28:27,625 --> 00:28:29,583 ♪ But I skid ♪ 693 00:28:29,583 --> 00:28:33,583 ♪ I never knew ya ♪ 694 00:28:33,583 --> 00:28:36,917 ♪ You know I got your back kid ♪ 695 00:28:36,917 --> 00:28:39,208 ♪ But I fib ♪ 696 00:28:39,208 --> 00:28:42,792 ♪ I'm flyin' through ya ♪ 697 00:28:50,750 --> 00:28:55,291 ♪ And when you go there ♪ 698 00:28:57,458 --> 00:29:01,083 ♪ You stay there ♪ 699 00:29:01,083 --> 00:29:05,625 ♪ Bug in the crosshair ♪ 700 00:29:13,959 --> 00:29:15,375 ♪ ("HERE COMES THE BRIDE" INSTRUMENTAL) ♪ 701 00:29:15,375 --> 00:29:16,583 You're acting like a little kid. 702 00:29:16,875 --> 00:29:18,291 This is happening whether you like it or not. 703 00:29:18,500 --> 00:29:20,250 No, it didn't happen yet. We could still stop it. 704 00:29:20,250 --> 00:29:21,667 -(SCREAMS) Check! -(MICROPHONE SCREECHES) 705 00:29:22,083 --> 00:29:24,959 -(SCREAMS) Check! Oh God, no! -(MICROPHONE SCREECHES LOUDER) 706 00:29:24,959 --> 00:29:27,166 ♪ (PERCUSSION BEAT PLAYING) ♪ 707 00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:29,000 (LAUGHS EVILLY) 708 00:29:29,208 --> 00:29:30,667 -(GLASS SHATTERS) -(SPLATS AND CROWD GROANS) 709 00:29:30,917 --> 00:29:32,667 You're not gonna drink any of my mommy's breast milk, 710 00:29:32,667 --> 00:29:33,667 you got that? 711 00:29:33,667 --> 00:29:34,500 (GRUNTS) 712 00:29:34,792 --> 00:29:36,208 -Let's go! -(TRAIN SWOOSHES) 713 00:29:37,125 --> 00:29:38,708 -Whoa-- Ow. -(CYMBALS SOUND) 714 00:29:39,750 --> 00:29:40,500 Keep going. 715 00:29:41,041 --> 00:29:42,458 You're making it weird by stopping. Just-- 716 00:29:42,458 --> 00:29:44,291 (GRANDPA MOUSE LAUGHS) Kids hilarious. 717 00:29:44,291 --> 00:29:46,166 ♪ (DRUMBEAT PLAYS) ♪ 54844

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