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Previously on 90210...
I'm pregnant.

I just need some time
to think, all right?

The doctor is gonna want
to know who the father is.

Guess who?
Ty.

Some things you say have

the power to hurt people,
you know?

Yeah, I think I do.

So I'm gonna break up with you.

You should audition, too!

Nah.
Come on. Otherwise,

we'll never
get to see each other.

I'm really not

up for the cast-and-crew dinner.

The whole point of me
doing this play was

so we could hang out together.
You go ahead.

I changed my mind.

All right. Be there in two.

(horn blares, tires screech)

(crashing)
Ethan?

Ethan!

We already go down this hallway?

I think we already been down
this one.

Slow down!
Slow down!

Mom, I can't, okay?!
What if he's not okay?

Hang on, hang on.
We are looking for Ethan Ward.

He would have been admitted
about an hour ago.

Annie.
Ethan, oh, my God,
you're okay!

Are you okay?
You look okay.

Yeah, I'm fine.

I'm so, so glad.

Are you in pain?

Just when you squeeze
that tight.

Oh, I'm sorry.

You had us worried, buddy.

I... yeah, I'm sorry.

No, it's okay.
We're just happy
you're all right.

I am.

Just bruised
and shaken,

but the woman in the other car,
Rhonda Kimball,

I guess is her name,
she's in surgery.

And if she doesn't make it...

No, stop.

I'm sure
she's gonna be okay, too.

Do you mind if we just wait here

until she's out of surgery?

Yeah.
That's fine, yeah.

Of course.

It's gonna be okay.

You have to tell Ty.
He's responsible, too, Ade.

I'm just waiting
for the right moment.

Yeah, well, the right moment
was about two hours ago.

And two lamb
schwarmas ago.

Stop eating
that crap.

Hey, I'm eating for two.

I'm aware of that.
Tell him.

Hey, Ty.

There's my leading lady.

Hi. Um...

do you have a sec?

For my queen?

Come on.

So, what's going on?

There's no easy way

to say this.

I'm pregnant.

And it's your baby.

What?

Yeah.

I thought you were,
you know, on the pill.

Well, yeah, sometimes
I took those pills.

Sometimes I took other pills.

You'll just...

get it taken care of.

It's too late for that...

...medically.

Great.

(sighs)

Anyway,

I thought you'd like to know.

This can't be happening.

I can't believe I didn't
see that stop sign.

Hey, it happens.

That's why they call
them "accidents."

I-I wasn't paying attention,
and I was on the phone.

With me.

I shouldn't have called.

Okay, stop it,
you two.

This isn't helping anybody.

I'm looking for the family
of Rhonda Kimball.

COUPLE:
That's us.

Your daughter has
a collapsed lung.

She'll make
a full recovery.

She's stabilizing now.

Looks like she's
gonna be okay.

You ready to head home?

Uh, you guys go.
My mom's on her way,

so I'll just wait
for her here.

We'll wait
with you then.

Actually, I wouldn't mind

having a few minutes alone.

I have to apologize to Rhonda.

I gotta figure out
what to say.

Okay. We'll see you later.

Well, call me
after you talk to her, okay?
Yeah.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Sorry. Gentle.

(door opens)

Hey, uh, is he okay?

Yeah.

Spooked, but fine.

Thank God.

Guess there's, uh,
something in the air
tonight or something.

What do you mean?

Uh, just really
hasn't been a good night.

You want to tell us

what it is

or should we play
charades?

All right.

Me and Silver broke up.

What?
Why?

I don't want to talk about it.

Oh, honey,

I'm sorry.
It's-it's cool.

You know, I'm...

really not into that whole
unrequited love thing.

You know? So I had to get out
before one of us got hurt.

Or more hurt.

But, anyhow...

I don't want to talk
about it, so that's it.

I'm glad Ethan's okay.

Yeah.

And I'll see you guys tomorrow.

All right, buddy.

Good night.
Night.

Good night.

It's a proven fact
that male brains

mature slower
than female brains.

Trust me, Ty's, like,

11 in girl years.

I don't know
what I expected him to say...

Ooh, are you gonna finish that?

(Adrianna chuckles)

Ade, you gotta tell your mom.

Listen, if

Perez Hilton has taught us
anything,

it's that you can't hide
a baby bump forever.

I'm not gonna hide it forever.

Just until I figure out
what I'm gonna do.

Well, maybe she could help you.

My mom?

Yeah, right.

She could surprise you.

She'll surprise me
if she doesn't kick me out.

I'm practically
her personal ATM.

And something tells me
I'm not gonna be

booking a lot of parts
once I start to show.

That's totally gonna suck.

I don't know
what's gonna be worse,

like, my mom finding out
or everyone at school.

Oh, everyone at school.

I mean, it'll be a constant
barrage of whispers and rumors,

and this is not helping.
I'm sorry.

No, it's true.

It's... it's gonna be
totally humiliating.

Like, I just, I just got
finished being rehab girl

and now I have to be
pregnant girl.

I'm just

so sick of reading
about how screwed up I am

on the bathroom walls, you know?

(footsteps approaching
on stairs)

WOMAN:
Adrianna?

Mom, hi.

I've spent all day picking up

after people
at the restaurant.

I hope you don't

expect me
to clean up this mess.

No, I'll clean it.

Hello, Constance.

Hi, Naomi.

Don't you have a curfew?

I'm staying at
the hotel, so, no.

So, did you hear

about the toothpaste
commercial?

Yeah, I did.

I didn't get it.

But I got

the lead at the school play.

Damn.

That was a national spot.

Well, I-I know. I tried.

Yeah.

I can see all the effort.

Laying around eating
mac and cheese.

There's a recipe for success.

Hey.

Hi.

Thanks for coming.

I just wanted to apologize
for my reaction last night.

I was in shock.

And from what I remember,

I didn't handle it very well.

It's okay.

I kind of blindsided you.

No, Ade,
it's not okay.

I should be more sensitive
to what you're going through

and how you're feeling.

How are you feeling?

Emotional.

Hungry all of the time.

Well, look, I talked
to my parents last night.

You did?

Well, sure, I mean...

we can't get through this
by ourselves, right?

Right.

What did they say?

Well, they were shocked

and mad,

but after two very dry martinis,
they calmed down a bit

and decided they'd
help us figure it out.

What did your mom say?

Um, pretty much the same thing.

Oh.

Well, my parents want to have
you guys over for dinner.

Me and my mom?

Yeah, I don't know

if that's really a good idea.

Well, they're very insistent.

They want me to take
responsibility

and so do I.

We're in this together, Ade.

All right.

Now, if I order some
chili cheese fries,

would you share 'em?

Yeah.

All right.

I'm starved. (chuckles)

♪ ♪

You know what we got to do

to get over Silver
and Adrianna, right?

Yeah, I know exactly
what to do.

Find a rogue scientist
who's willing to experiment

with the whole eternal
sunshine thing?

No.

The only way to get over a girl
is to get a new girl.

(laughs)

Hell to the yes.

Oh, man, who am I kidding?

I'm never gonna get
another girl.

Dude, dude, what is wrong
with you?

I'm bad at the whole
dating thing, man.

Nah, no, you're not.

It took me 11 years
to get up the nerve

to ask out Adrianna.

Yeah, that is a little pathetic.

You know,

maybe the whole
mind-erasing thing

isn't such a bad idea.

Just, dude, I'm just saying,
you know?

11 years?
Nice.

Geez.

Rhonda?

Ethan Ward is here to see you.

Um, hi.

Hi.

Look, I know this sounds weird

to just come out and say it,

but I'm the guy that hit you,
and I'm so sorry.

And I know that
doesn't mean anything,

but I just wanted to say it.

We talked to the police.

And we're not gonna pursue
any legal stuff,

if that's why you're here.

No, no, it's not,
but you could if you wanted to

because it was totally my fault.

I was on the phone
and I didn't see

the stop sign, and...

You know, the important thing
is that we're both all right.

You have a punctured lung.

(snickers)
Honestly, it sounds
a lot worse

than it really is.

I promise.

Thanks.

I should really be thanking you.

I mean, you got me out

of this killer math test
on Wednesday.

Oh, yeah?

What, what school do you go to?

What?

You're in high school, right?

Yeah.

I go to West Beverly.

I'm in your French class.

Oh, I'm...

I'm really sorry.

Sorry for what?

Sorry for not knowing who I am?

Why would you?

I'm not cool.

I'm not popular.

You obviously
just live

in your own little bubble,

where people like me
don't even register.

That's not true.

When was the last time
you talked to somebody

who wasn't running
for homecoming queen

or didn't play varsity sport?

We exist, Ethan.

And some of us are
really interesting people.

I'm not like that.

I'm feeling really tired.

You should probably go.

Mom, Dad...

this is Adrianna.
Louise Collins.

It is so good to meet you.

Nice to meet you,
Mrs. Collins.

Please, call me Weezy.

Mrs. Collins
is my mother-in-law,

(half-whispers):
and between you and me,
she's a real pill.

Mm, I heard that.

William.
Thanks for coming by.

Well, thanks
for having me.

Where's
your mother, dear?

Ah, she wanted to come,
but she couldn't get off work

last minute.
We'll meet her
another time, I'm sure.

WILLIAM:
Sit.

Please.
Yes, make yourself
comfortable.

We're still a few minutes
from dinner.

WILLIAM:
So...

(contented sigh)
what does your mother do?

She's, uh...
in the restaurant business.

WILLIAM:
Tough work.
Long hours.

I used to bus tables
at the club in high school--

hardest job I ever had.

Y-Y-You were a busboy?

Why is that so hard to believe?

LOUISE:
Oh, because neither

of us has ever seen you
pick up a damn thing

in this house.

(all laugh)

LOUISE:
So...

Shall we get down to it?

Sure.

How are you feeling, dear?

Oh, um... I'm okay.

Good, because that's
the most important thing:

you have to take care
of yourself.

Do you have a good doctor?

ADRIANNA:
Not yet.

But I went to a clinic,
and everything

looks fine.
First thing, we'll have
to get you a doctor.

WILLIAM:
And don't you worry.

We'll take care of the cost.

Oh...
Oh, don't argue

with him, dear;
he's very stubborn.

(Louise chuckles)

LOUISE:
We want to help you,
Adrianna.

You're only 16;
you shouldn't have
to deal with this alone.

Dinner is ready.

Oh, terrific.
Shall we?

WILLIAM:
Hmm. Let's...

(school bell rings)
TEACHER:
Tous ensemble, s'il vous plaît.

Je vais.

CLASS:
Je vais.

Tu vas.

CLASS:
Tu va.

Il va.

CLASS:
Il va.

Elle va.

CLASS:
Elle va.

Nous allons.

CLASS:
Nous allons.

Vous allez.
CLASS:
Vous allez.

DRAMA TEACHER:
Real insight into character

isn't found onstage.

It's found in rehearsal.

Therefore, you will only
be allowed one absence. One.

NAVID:
Oh, I'm sorry. Uh...

You guys are using this room.

I-I forgot.

Sorry.

(door closing)

I'm passing out
schedules.

Please commit them to your
brains and your Blackberries.

Any conflicts, say them now
or forever hold your peace.

So when are you
meeting my mom?

In an hour.

Will you call me after?

(sighs)

So...

do you think I should
talk to her or no?

Who?
Miss Casey.

I-I want to ask her
what I did wrong

in-in the audition,

but I'm afraid that if I ask
her, she'll think that I thought

that I should get the lead,
which, which I did not think,

and I don't want her
to think that I thought...

What do you think?

I think
that you're overthinking it.

Really?

Should I send her balloons?

Uh, Miss Casey?

No, no. Rhonda.

I mean, to apologize
for yesterday.

Balloons?
What's wrong
with balloons?

Nothing.

Um, just kind of impersonal.

Well, how am I supposed to
get her something personal?

I don't know her.

Hi, Adrianna.

I'm Dr. Klein.

Hi. Nice to meet you.

And you must
be her mother?

ADRIANNA:
Uh, no.

My mom had to work,
so she couldn't make it.

I'm a close friend.

Gotcha.

It says here, there's
a history of drug abuse.

Um, yeah, but I'm clean now.

Even so, I'd like her
to have an amnio.

What's an amnio?

Under local anesthesia,

we run a thin needle
into the amniotic sac

and extract a little fluid.

And from that fluid,
we can test the fetus

for abnormalities.

Normally we don't do it
for a girl your age,

but...
With your history,

I really think
it's a good idea.

I mean, God forbid

anything's wrong, we'll know.

Okay.

Great.
First things first.

You need an ultrasound.

Lift up your shirt.

(laughs)

(both laughing)

Huh.

(gurgling)
Okay, Adrianna,

there's your baby.

Those are the legs...

and the arms.

That's the nose...

and an ear.

It just... it just...
didn't seem real before.

I know.

I know.
(laughs)

(chuckles)

Oh...

ADRIANNA:
Thanks for all your help, Ty.
My pleasure.

Thanks again
for all the maternity clothes

You're welcome, honey.

Before you go, I wanted
to give you this.

"Peaceful Vista"?

It's in New Mexico.

Once you to start to show,
you can go there,

and stay until you
deliver the baby.

It's supposed to be gorgeous.

A friend of a friend's went,

and she said it was
like a spa vacation.

It looks beautiful.

Oh, and this is for
your mother, dear.

It's a legal contract

just laying out the terms
of our financial commitment.

It says we'll pay for your stay,

and after, we'll arrange
for the adoption of the child.

The adoption?

Well, there are a lot
of deserving people
who can't have kids,

and what other choice
is there?

I guess I hadn't really thought
about it.

Well, I guess
it's time to start.

Have your mother
look it over.

And if the terms look agreeable,
which I'm sure they will,

then that will be that. Okay?

(laughs)
Okay.

(sighs)

(knocking "Shave and a Haircut")

What are you doing here?

Well, last time I was here,
you were watching TV,

but there was nothing on, so...

I'm loaning you my DVD player.

But then I ran
into a problem

when I was trying
to pick out movies

because I didn't know
if you would like

action-adventure
or... comedy,

or romance, or horror...
or, uh, romantic horror,

which isn't a popular genre,
but apparently,

it does exist,
and apparently,

the Swedes have mastered it.

(chuckles)
And oh, I wanted
to get you snacks,

because movies
without snacks suck,

but I didn't know
if you like sweet or salty,

so I got you pretzels
and... chocolate.

I also got chocolate-
covered pretzels

in case you like sweet
and salty together.

Ethan...

What is this about?

I'm... I'm just trying
to get to know you.

So, what's it going to be?

Uh, Mission Impossible

or The Wedding Planner?

Uh, The Wedding Planner.

And maybe some
chocolate-covered pretzels.

All right.

Want to stay and watch?

Oh, you have
somewhere to be.

Just play rehearsal.

But we're... we're allowed
to blow one off,

so yes, I'll stay.

As long as you're okay
with the occasional

"this-is-such-a-lame-
chick-flick" commentary.

(laughs)

Yeah.

♪ Let me get
right to the point ♪

♪ Girl, you're a dime piece,
you're so on point... ♪

"When you meet a girl, you need
to passively insult her,

"thus actively demonstrating
your disinterest,

"which has the effect
of elevating

said girl's interest in you."

Are you kidding
me with this?

That book worked
for my cousin, Avi.
He's swimming in chicks.

And he is funky-looking.

Uh, all right.

Mm, I'm gonna give it a try.

Do your thing, bro.

Do my thing, bro.

Hey, what's up?

Not much.
You know,

you'd be really
beautiful

if you didn't have
that bad hairdo.

Get lost, creep!

Amazing.

Amazing.

I wish I had it on video,

so I could put it on YouTube.
(Christina laughs)

Shut up.
(laughs)

What was that all about?

Um, well, Navid has a book.

Dude, don't sell me out.

The Credo?
You do not read

this disgusting,
insulting book.

No.
Navid,

have you met Christina?

No.

Hi.
Hi.

Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.

So you're trying
to meet a girl?

Well, if you want to meet
a girl, don't trust that.

You know, you should
trust someone

who kind of knows
how a girl thinks.

Me.

Oh, you two are really clueless.

You need to come to
my friend's party.
Hot band,

hot girls--
I'll hook you up.

No, mm-hmm.
Hold on. Wait a minute.

No, just him.

I don't need your
help with no ladies.

'Cause believe me,

if Dixon wants a girl,
Dixon gets a girl.

And not if "Dixon" talks
in the third person like a tool.

Yeah, right.

(laughs)
Touché.

Fair enough.

Hot stone massages.

They have hot stone massages.

Have you looked
at this?
No, not yet.

Ooh, they have, like, a ski
resort, like, half-hour away.

I don't think you'd be doing
a lot of skiing

during your third trimester.

You might be right,

but I'll be doing a lot
of seaweed mud masks, though.

Sure, you just have to "sign
away all rights to said issue."

There are a lot of deserving
people who can't have kids.

Yeah, I know.

I saw Juno, too.

Look, this has a
nondisclosure agreement

that says you can't talk about
the fact that Ty's the father.

I guess that's okay.

It also says
that you can't talk

about the "events and
circumstances leading up to

and including the pregnancy
and birth of said issue."

Ever. Basically, what
we're doing right now--

totally illegal.

I'm sure that's just overzealous
lawyer talk or something.

I don't know, Ade.

This thing reads like
a friggin' gag order.

I mean, it has serious damages
if you don't comply.

What is your problem?!

Okay, this is
a plan, finally.

Why do you have
to be so negative?

I'm not being negative.
I don't want you to be
taken advantage of.

Yeah, well, the Collinses
aren't like that.

(cell phone thuds on table)
Ugh!

What are you doing?

I'm gonna clear things up.

Hey, Ty, it's Ade calling.

You're probably
in a fierce game

of Dragon Fury right now.

But if you could tear yourself
away for just a minute,

that would be great.

Uh, there's just some things
in the contract

that I find a little weird.

Um, it's not a big deal.

I just want to clarify them,
so, um, give me a call.

And yeah.

Oh, say hi to your
parents for me.

Okay, bye.

Happy?

Don't-don't push
yourself, okay?

Who are you, Usain Bolt?

You just had surgery.

I got to pass
the old guy.

Ah, the competitor kicks in.
Okay.

No, his gown keeps opening

and I'm sick of seeing his ass.

Oh, all right.
Yeah, no, you're right.

All right, let's pass
him on the outside,

and pretend it's like
the last minutes

of the game, okay?
I should tell you

that sports talk is
pretty much lost on me.

I've never been to a game

or a match

or anything sports-related.

So, uh, maybe I'm
not the only one

living in
a bubble then?

You're right,
but no more.

What, all sports
all the time?

All new experiences
all the time.

You know how they say
your life

flashes before your eyes
in an accident?

Well, mine did, and all I saw

was a bunch
of jazz band rehearsals.

Yeah, all I saw was one long
SportsCenter reel.

There's so much more out there.

There's things
I haven't tried,

things I haven't even

thought about trying.

Yeah, I always wanted to
learn to play the guitar.

Then you should.

And go skydiving?
Let's sign up.

I've always wanted
to go camping.

Oh, that's easy enough.

I know, I just...

I always assumed
there'd be time, you know?

But I'm not going to live
like that anymore.

I'm going to live like
there's no time

and that every day
could be my last.

Carpe diem.
Exactly.

Miss Casey. Hi.
I just wanted to say

that I'm sorry that Ethan

wasn't at rehearsal today.

He must have lost
track of time.

Oh, it's fine.

Everyone can miss one.

Is that all?

Yeah.

No, no, um...

It's not

that I expected to get
the lead in the play,

because I absolutely

did not,

but I love acting,
and I really want to get better

because this is really

what I've always wanted to do.

Well, your passion

will certainly work
in your favor,

and an acting class

will help as well.

You have talent, Annie.

It's just that
acting is craft.

You know,
just like anything else,

like blacksmithing.

You know,
you're not born

knowing how to be
a blacksmith, right?

You have to study,
learn your craft.

I'll make you a list of some
good acting classes, okay?

Have a good night.

Thank you.

Weezy, hi.

Adrianna, hello.

What are you...

doing here?

Well, Ty said you called
with some concerns.

So I thought it was time
I sit down with your mother.

I was going to leave her
a note with my number,

but I saw her car, and I
thought perhaps she was home.

Oh, you know, it's just...
it's not really
a great time right now.

You must be Constance.

Sorry to just drop in on you
out of the blue,

but I thought we should talk
about the situation

the kids are in.

Especially since it is rather
pressing, don't you agree?

Certainly seems
that way.

It is... it is pressing.

Um...

because, uh... well...

um...

because the baby

is due in five months.

Naturally, I was
a little surprised

when Adrianna said
she had some concerns
about the contract.

Remind me about your
specific concerns.

Um, well, the Collinses
have been so nice.

They've offered to pay
for the entire stay
at Peaceful Vista.

And the place
looks great.

And from
what I hear,

New Mexico...

seems nice.

It's just

not being able to talk
about what happened,

that part
of the contract

seems kind of severe.

Adrianna, you and Ty have your
whole lives in front of you.

This is not something
we want to follow you around.

I mean,

do you really want everyone
to know what you've done?

Well, no.

But I'm not

exactly sure what "done"

is going to be yet.

I mean,

I'll probably give it up
for adoption.

Probably?

You're a 16-year-old girl.

What other choice
is there?

Let's look
at the facts.

You had a drug problem.

You got yourself pregnant.

Then you put us all
into a position

where it was too late
to terminate.

Do you really think
you're responsible enough

to be a mother?
That's not fair.

Yes,

I did those things,

but that's because I was using,

not because
of who I am.

I'm actually really responsible.

Adrianna, stop talking.

My daughter is someone who has
been bringing home a paycheck

since she was
five years old.

Someone who didn't know
how to ride a bicycle,

but when the role demanded
that she ride one,

she learned in an hour.

And yes, she had
a drug problem,

but she also kicked
that drug problem,

and cleaned
herself up,

and stayed in school
and got the lead in the play.

So let's just be clear.

She is very responsible.

And listen to me:

this is not your choice.

It's hers.

Please, spare me
the supportive mother act.

You didn't even know she was
pregnant five minutes ago.

Adrianna, sweetheart,
don't be foolish.

Don't you want
your child

to have a better life
than you have?

That's it.

We're done.

Pardon me?

Take your notes

and your contracts

and your superior attitude
and take a hike.

Wow, that was...

I just need some time to think.

♪ ♪

Hey.
Hey.

What can I get you?
Um, a turkey burger.

Hey, is Dixon
working today?
No.

Is that for
here or to go?
To go.

Thanks.

♪ ♪

(music continues
over headphones)

(turns off music)

Mom, I'm so sorry.

No, I'm sorry.

That woman was right
about one thing.

I've been a pretty crap mom.

No, you haven't.

I mean...
you have sometimes, but...

you've done good stuff.

You bought me a sled.

Remember?
And you said

there wasn't going
to be any snow.

So I begged

and begged for it, and for
Christmas, you got me a sled.

Yeah, well...

I could have taken you
to where there was some snow.

Sledding in grass was fun.

It's just

sometimes it's like you don't
see me as a daughter.

More like a cash machine.

You got to understand
it's been hard.

Raising you alone is not
how I wanted to do it.

And when you started acting--
I mean, you liked it,

and things just got

so much easier

once you booked jobs.

Doesn't matter.

Just trust me,
I understand

why you didn't want to tell me.

I wanted to tell you.

I just... I thought
you'd kick me out.

Yeah, well, you
are not going anywhere.

'Cause you and me...

(sighs)

...we're in this together.

Really?

ANNIE:
And at first,

you know, I was
all insulted.

I mean, blacksmithing?

But-but then I
got over myself

and I looked at the
classes she suggested

and they're actually taught

by all these
incredible teachers.

So anyway, I filled out
the applications
last night, and...

Annie, there's more to life
than theater.

Yeah, I know that.

But I love it.

Yeah, but I mean

maybe you'd love
other things, too.

I don't want
to love other things.

Ethan, where is this
coming from?

I've been talking
just with Rhonda

about how short
life is,

and how there
are so many

options out there.

You know, things we never
even consider doing

because we pigeonhole
ourselves

at such a young age to...
Yeah, well,

I like my pigeonhole.

All right, that's...
that's fine.

Then I won't talk to you
about it.

No, you can talk to me.

It's just the accident...

it changed things.

I mean I feel like it
woke me up or something.

Like it jolted me
out of my bubble.

Um, bubble?

The bubble that I'm still in.

Come on, Annie.

I'm just saying...
I feel different.

But good different, though.

Okay.

Well, I'm glad
that you feel good different,

and...

but anyway, um, I got to get
to play practice.

So I'll see you at 6:30

for the eunuch scene?
Yeah.

♪ ...Hard to resist ♪

♪ So show me
what I'm looking for ♪

♪ Save me ♪

♪ I'm lost ♪

♪ Oh, Lord, I've been waiting
for you ♪

♪ I'll pay any cost ♪

♪ Save me from being confused ♪

♪ Show me what I'm looking for ♪

♪ Show me
what I'm looking for ♪

♪ Oh, Lord. ♪

Yo, how'd your friend get
Carolina Liar to play?

Her sister dates
Eric the bass player.

So, you two see any ladies
you're interested in?

I'm looking. I'm looking.

Don't rush me.
NAVID:
She looks pretty.

And not pregnant.

Preg... pregnant?

No, no, no. I meant

she has a good body.

Uh, do you know her?

Oh, Nika Raygani?

She's cool. Talk to her.

And be yourself.

Trust me.
I can't do that.

That's why I
have the book.

Dude, look.

You can do this.

All right?

Hey, if I can do this,
I need a wingman.

Fine. If I'm going,
then you gotta go, too.

Come on.

Hey, Nika.

Hi.

I'd like you to meet

Navid and Dixon.

They're friends of mine.

Hi. Hi.

Okay. Hi.

Hi. What's up?

I'm really uncool.

Excuse me?

I-I've been racking
my brain back there

to think of something
cool to say,

but, uh, Christina

right here told me
to be myself,

so the truth is I'm
just really uncool.

So, I'm not
the kind of guy

who's gonna say some sarcastic,
ironic comment,

right? And I
don't even know

the best restaurants,
right, buddy?

Yeah.

And I might even
drop an occasional

World of Warcraft reference
before I remember

that, not, you know,
everybody plays

massively multi-player
online role-playing games.

So, I just want you to know

what you're getting
yourself into.

So, that way, if you do decide
you want to talk to me--

well, us...

Me.

Um, you can adjust
your expectations accordingly.

♪ Show me
what I'm looking for... ♪

As long as I get to be
a seventh level Mage, I'm in.

Marry me.

Okay.

(doorbell rings)

DEBBIE:
Come in. Door's open!

Oh, hey, Silver.

I thought you were
the dishwasher repairman.

Yeah, not so much.
Um, is Annie here?

No, she's not.

Okay. Um...

I think she went to some party
at a cheerleader's house.

Oh, no, you know what?
That was Dixon.

Okay. Gotcha. Thanks.

Bye, honey.

Okay, last time:
catch the clap!

(laughing)

Really, Danny?

After five rounds,
it's still funny?

Oh. Uh, sor... sorry.

Okay, okay. Let's just dive
into the next scene.

Where's my...
where's my eunuch?

Ethan Ward?

Has anyone seen
Ethan Ward?

All right, here we go.

Okay, just give me
one second here.

Put that up there.

All right.

Easy.

Here, here.

I'm sorry I'm so pathetic.

No, no, no.
You're a trooper.

Just get some
rest and...

I will be here for as long as it
takes for you to get better.

Okay.

Bye, Ethan.

(sports announcer talking,
crowd cheers)

(band begins,
applause and whistling)

♪ What a waste of time ♪

♪ The thought crossed my mind ♪

♪ And I never missed a beat ♪

♪ Can't explain
the who or what I was ♪

♪ Trying to believe ♪

♪ What would you do? ♪

So, what gives?

I thought you were the pro
at picking up girls.

Oh, um, I am.

I am and I will.

When the mood strikes.

Not over Silver, huh?

I mean I want to be.

That girl, man, she's...
all kinds of trouble.

Well, don't rush it.

I knew you weren't a lesbian.

Excuse me?

Silver, wha...?

She was just pretending,
so you could cozy up to him.

Dixon, get your girl.
No, no, no.

'Cause I'm not his girl.

Because he dumped me.

Out of the blue.

Why would you do that?

I mean, what kind of "love"
just stops like that?

And doesn't call
or-or-or even care?

I mean, you go to parties
like it never even happened!

Um, Silver...

No!

Whoa-oa!

♪ ...And just black and white,
no contrast to be... ♪

Um, I should...

Go. Just go.

♪ What would you do? ♪

♪ Do you know? ♪

Hey, Silver!
Silver, what was that?

I don't know. Nothing.

I don't know.

I just... it's too much.

What is?

Seeing you here with a girl!

She's just a friend.

Yeah, okay, maybe she is.

But someday,
someone's not going to be,

and I'm gonna have
to watch you

and I can't handle it!

And then what?

This being in love stuff
is making me crazy.

So...

you love me?

I didn't say that.

Yes. Yes, you did.

You said this being in love
stuff is making you crazy;

ergo, you love me.

Fine.

Ergo, I do.

Well, I ergo you, too.

Sorry.

I'm sorry.

I just don't get why
you're doing this.

Are you trying to ruin
my life, Ade?

Yeah, I'm trying
to ruin your life.

Okay, look.

Assuming it's mine...

Assuming?

Oh, come on.

Obviously, we're testing
for paternity.

That's why we insisted

on an amnio.

My parents want
to make sure

they're paying for my problem.

Well, it's definitely
your "problem."

What happened to this

all, like, "we're in it
together" stuff?

It's hard when
you're fighting us.

My parents are
trying to help

make it go away.

No, this is what

you're not getting.

It's a way for me to go away,
not for "it" to go away.

If I go to New Mexico,

I'm still going to be pregnant
with "it."

I'm just going to be pregnant
with "it" in New Mexico.

I'm going to give birth
to "it" in New Mexico.

"It'll" always be a part of me.

But that contract

doesn't allow for that,
like I'm not...

going to even be able
to talk about "it."

What's there
to talk about?

It's humiliating.

Yeah, it is.

But it's also happening.

I have to deal
with the situation.

And luckily,

I'm getting pretty good
at dealing with humiliation.

Just ask your mom.

♪ ♪

(indistinct chatter)

Hey.
Huh?

Sorry to interrupt.

Um, I was hoping I could get
your help with something,

Navid.

So, look,

I don't really want
to spend any more time

doing things
that I'm not into.

And this whole play thing,

I don't know, it's just...
it's just not me.

Okay.

Uh, but it wasn't
about the play, right?

It was about us
spending time together.
And we will.

Just not on a strict
Miss Casey schedule.

Hey.

Hey.
Hey.

(over P.A. system):
Hey, everyone.

It's Adrianna Tate-Duncan,

and I have something to announce

because you will all know
soon enough

and I really can't deal with all

the behind-the-back whispering.

So this way,

you can all be shocked at once

and hopefully,
you'll be able to deal with it.

Like I'm doing.

So, anyway...

I'm pregnant.

And yes, it was during
my drug period, which...

you all clearly know about.

So that's about it, folks.

Oh, and as for
the father...

there isn't one.

It was an immaculate conception.

Okay, I'm done.

Wow.

Yeah, I know.

Wow.

Thank you.

♪ ♪