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儿子 这真是一场地狱之旅 That was one hell of a ride, son.

吉尔？ Gil?

吉尔 你在哪？ Gil, where are you?

嗨 爸爸 很抱歉我不能和你一起去 Hi, Dad. Sorry I couldn't join you.

时间穿越很复杂 Traveling through time is complicated.

能量超复杂而且不稳定 只能穿越一次 The energy is so complex and unstable, you can only loop back through time once.

现在靠你了 我把时间控制器注入了翅形微章 Now it's up to you. I installed a time capacitor in my wings.

已经设定好了 能带你去... It's preprogrammed to take you to the places I...

你必须摧毁第一次鲨卷风 You must destroy the First Sharknado...

每一个… ...and every...

你需要88英里每小时的速度 You need a velocity of 88 miles per hour...

激活翅膀上的时间旋涡 来进行下一次跳跃 ...to activate the time vortex in the wings to make the next jump.

祝你好运 爸爸 Good luck, Dad. Semper paratus.

不 爱普鲁 袋子在哪？ Oh, no, April. Where's the bag?

爱普鲁？ April?

爱普鲁？ April?

哦 这下糟了 Oh, boy.

嘿 离那远点 非得动真格的 嗯？ Hey, get away from that! So we're gonna do this the hard way, huh?

回来 Come back here!

给我 Give me that!

还给我 Give it back!

还给我 Give it back!

你在看什么？ What are you looking at?

哦 嗨 Oh. Hi.

那也未必 Ah, maybe not.

还给我 快 快 Come on. Give it back. Come on. Come on.

你惹怒我了 Now you're just pissing me off.

这是我的 This is mine.

-诺瓦 -嗨 芬 - Nova. - Hi, Fin.

-你已经死了 -那可未必 - You're dead. - No, you're late.

雅巴巴... Yabba dabba doo...

-嘿 芬 -布莱恩？ - Hey, Fin. - Bryan?

欢迎来到史前时代 远离大都会体育场 我的朋友 Welcome to prehistoric times. Long way from the Mets Stadium, my friend.

-你不是也死了么 -不 - You're dead, too. - Nope.

听着 我知道这很让人困惑 但我们都活着 Look, I know this is extremely confusing, but we're all very much alive.

这就是时间旅行的奇妙之处 有时在这里 That's the amazing thing about time travel. Sometimes you're here.

有时在那里 有会在1955年 Sometimes you're there. Sometimes you're stuck in 1955...

你会在舞池上泡你妈妈 ...and your mom's trying to make out with you at the Enchantment Under the Sea dance.

我们一直在等吉尔带个帮手过来 Anyway, uh, we've been waiting for Gil to bring back the final member of our gang.

-帮手？ -我们不是正式团伙 - Gang? - We're not officially a gang.

衣服很难统一 It's hard to source matching outfits.

还有谁在这里？ Who else is here?

爱普鲁在骑翼手龙 April on a dinosaur. Huh.

我们走吧 Come on. We gotta go.

芬 Fin!

-真的是你吗 爱普鲁？ -对 是我 - Is it really you, April? - Yes, it's me.

-你不是机器人？ -不 我不是机器人 - You're not a robot? - No, I'm not a robot.

为什么要成机器人？我的手 但是... Why would I be a robot? I mean, my hand, but...

但是 宝贝 你死了 But, baby, you died.

吉尔在飞船撞毁前救了我 Gil saved me right before the space shuttle hit.

-我们的儿子救了我的命 -他救了我们所有人... - Our son saved my life. - He saved all of our lives...

把我们从不同的时间点拉回来 然后把我们送回这里。 ...pulled us from different points in time, and sent us back here.

我们在这里等你已经一年了 We've been here for a year waiting for you.

时间旅行很难 但我们都在这里 Time travel needs work, but we're here.

-整整一年？ -我以为再也见不到你了 - An entire year? - I thought I'd never see you again.

但我得告诉你一件事 我的确学会了如何驾驭恐龙 But I have to tell you something. I did learn how to fly a dinosaur.

-她叫泰拉 -因为她是翼手龙 - Her name is Ptera. - Because she's a pterodactyl.

严格来说 是翼龙 因为它有尾巴 Technically, Pteranodon. She has a tail.

如果你们都在这里 吉尔是不是也在？ So if you're all here, does that mean Gil's here, too?

不 回到过去只有一次机会 No. Turns out you can only go back into time once.

当然 Oh, yeah.

所以我们降落时他消失了 但为什么在这里？ That explains why he disappeared when we landed. But why here?

做我们最擅长的事 拯救世界 To do what we do best, save the world.

为了阻止第一次 鲨卷风 And to stop the First Sharknado.

吉尔说 阻止了第一次 就能阻止所有鲨卷风 Gil said if we stop the First Sharknado, we can stop them all.

就像一场大的多米诺骨牌游戏 一种引发另一种 It's like a big game of dominos. One sets off another...

一倒全盘倒 并结束大灾难 ...and another and another and another until you just got a big mess.

多米诺骨牌烂透了 Dominos sucks.

这个世界已经被摧毁了一次 我们还能做的更糟吗 The world was already destroyed once. I don't see how we can make it much worse.

我们可能因为毁了时间 而不在人世 We could mess with time so we don't exist.

这么看来 我们已经死了 所以... Look at it this way. We're already kinda dead as it is, so...

现在属于福利时间 ...this is a bonus round.

芬 我知道你被很多鲨鱼吞噬过 但仍然幸存 And by the way, Fin, I know you've been eaten by a lot of sharks and you've survived...

但实际上我被很多恐龙吃过 ...but I've actually been eaten and pooped out by a lot of dinosaurs...

它们消化不了我 又把我排了出来 ...'cause they couldn't digest me. It's... it's been rough.

把控制器给我 Hand me the capacitor.

就在翅形微章里 吉尔为我们编写了程序 It's in these wings. Gil programmed it for us.

你儿子太棒了 Your kid's awesome.

它们来了 Incoming!

妈的 Crap!

小心 Look out!

陨石 Meteorites.

是啊 就像杀死恐龙的那些 Yeah, like the ones that kill the dinosaurs.

如果不离开 陨石会要了我们的命 The meteors are gonna kill us if we don't get out of this time period.

芬 看 Fin, look!

这就是... There it is...

第一次 鲨卷风 ...the First Sharknado.

我需要一个大锯子 I'm gonna need a bigger chainsaw.

-没时间了 -希望你有B计划 - We're running out of time. - Fin, I hope you have a backup plan!

还是老办法 没什么不同 We'll figure it out. We always do. This won't be any different.

用陨石来杀死鲨卷风 We'll use the meteorites to kill the Sharknado.

-说起来容易 -如果我们做对了… - Yeah, that sounds easy. - If we do this right...

像我们在洛杉矶炸毁夏克纳多号的炸弹一样 ...they'll act like the bombs we used to blow up the Sharknado in Los Angeles.

我们要去兜风了 We're going for a ride.

第一次坐翼龙吧？ First time ever on a pterodactyl?

是啊 Yeah!

-怕不怕？ -怕毛线 - Scared? - Hell, no.

趴下 Get down!

-哇 -来了 就在面前 - Whoa. - There it is, dead ahead!

把陨石撞进鲨卷风 Hit the meteorites into the Sharknado!

大家 向左 Everyone, move to the left!

泰拉 打火球 Ptera, hit the fireball!

还有更多 There's more!

没用的 需要更猛的火力 It's not working! We need bigger ammo!

需要大爆炸 We need a bigger explosion!

-我马上回来 -芬 不 - I'll be right back! - Fin, no!

-你在做什么 -交给芬吧 - What are you doing? - He's being Fin!

-芬 -芬 - Fin! - Fin!

-芬 -芬 - Fin! - Fin!

-爱普鲁 尽量靠近他 -要我来驾驶吗？ - April, try to stay close to him! - Do you want me to steer?

不 No!

喂食时间 It's feeding time.

你能行的 芬 我们走吧 我们走吧 Come on! You've got this, Fin! Let's go! Let's go!

吉尔 吉尔 我是爸爸 Gil! Gil, it's your dad!

-吉尔 -吉尔 - Gil! - Gil!

你能做到的 快点 You got this! Come on!

吉尔安全了 鲨鱼要爆炸了 Gil's safe! That meg's gonna explode!

布莱恩 击球 Bryan, batter up!

耶！ Yeah!

起作用了 鲨鱼风消失了 It's working! The Sharknado's disappearing!

现在是鲨龙卷风 It's a Timenado.

再来一次时间跳跃 Let's do the time warp again.

第一次鲨卷风被摧毁了 干得不错 First Sharknado destroyed. You did it!

但我们在哪呢？ But where are we?

那是城堡吗？ Is that a castle?

神圣的宇宙 Holy cosmos.

快点 用大点力 Do it! Come on! Get in there! Pull!

你让我厌烦了 滚... You bore me! Go...

下一个 跟我闹着玩吧 这货能行么？ Next. Seriously? This is the guy? This is the chosen one?

你干得很好 亲爱的 You're doing such a good job, honey.

看快 有龙 Look! A dragon!

-龙会把我们都吃掉 -跑 - The dragon is going to eat us all! - Run!

板上钉钉 Nailed it.

是时候了 It is time.

-吉尔一定在这里 -泰拉没事 - Gil's gotta be here somewhere. - Ptera's okay.

我就是该我来 驾驶飞龙嘛 Ah, I told you I should have steered.

有没有注意到 我们把翼龙带回了21世纪 Well, in case you didn't notice, we did bring a pterodactyl back into the 21st century.

这是个烂主意 Just saying, maybe not our greatest idea.

看我看嘛 不认识吗？是我 布莱恩 Why are you looking at me like you've never seen me before? It's me, Bryan.

不完全是 布莱恩 有些东西随着时间跳跃改变了 Not exactly, Bryan. I think some things got mixed up when we jumped.

-什么？ -以后再谈这个 - What? - Let's talk about this later.

我们现在有更大的问题 We got bigger problems right now.

-谁向我们射箭？ -我们照吉尔说的做了 - Who's shooting arrows at us? - We did what Gil said.

我们阻止了第一次鲨卷风 我们该回家了 We stopped the First Sharknado. We should be home.

啊 这不是家 Ah, this isn't home.

有点不对劲 Something's not right.

嘿 嘿 你 Hey! Hey, you!

-别伤害我 -佛罗多 - Don't hurt me! - Frodo!

拿走一切 别对我使用黑魔法 Take everything! Don't use your evil sorcery on me!

很显然 我们肯定不在家 Well, that decides it. We're definitely not home.

穿上这些衣服 伪装一下 Huh. Let's get some of these clothes on so we can blend in.

有人来了 Someone's coming.

站住 你们是伟大的莫嘉娜的囚徒 Halt! You are the prisoners of the magnificent Morgana.

好了 各位 Okay, everybody.

交给我吧 I got this.

我觉得你们一定会 口吐真言 I'm sure you think what you have to say is very important.

现在跪在摩嘉娜面前 Now kneel before Morgana!

说个笑话怎么样？ Uh, how 'bout a joke?

嘿 Hey!

我们不是敌人 - Mwah. - We're not the enemy.

你们和一条龙在一起 还说不是敌人 You speak of an alliance, yet a dragon lay here before you.

-小心点 芬 -芬 - Be careful, Fin! - Fin!

住手 莫嘉娜 Stop! Morgana!

国王有令 放下武器 Put down your weapons, by order of the King.

跟放屁一样 Ugh. Those wretched words.

我对你和你施了魔法... I put a hex on you and you...

你 尤其是你 你这个仙人掌 ...and you and especially you, you cacafuego.

哦 别这么淘气 Oh, don't be such a brat.

再见 Bye.

全都跟我来 这里太危险了 快 Everyone, you should come with me. It's far too dangerous here. Come on.

快点 去见我的主人 Quickly. You must come and meet my master.

你们的到来 已经被预言了 Your arrival has been prophesized.

像是鲨卷风的天气 This looks like Sharknado weather.

我们不是已经搞定鲨卷风了么 No, I thought we got rid of the Sharknados.

是啊 我们还以为我们在家呢 Yeah, we also thought we were home.

快点 Hurry!

欢迎来到梅林城堡 Welcome to Merlin's castle.

进来 Come.

诺瓦 看 Nova, look.

你身上有谢泼德家族的印记 You bear the mark of the house of Shepard.

-我就是谢泼德 -大人 - I am a Shepard. - My lord.

这是吉尔的笔迹 我以前见过 This is Gil's handwriting. I've seen this before.

吉尔爵士是一位艺术家 Sir Gil is quite the artist.

和巨石阵下面的画一样 These are the same drawings that are under Stonehenge.

梅林会解释一切 Merlin shall explain all.

安静 Be still!

梅林 请允许我介绍… Merlin, allow me to introduce...

吉尔·谢泼德爵士的父母 Sir Gil Shepard's parents.

我去找他 告诉他这个家庭… I will go and fetch him and tell him that the family...

你找了多年的家人 终于找到了他 ...he's been searching for all these years has finally found him instead.

你儿子和我一起训练了十年 Your son trained with me for the past 10 years.

他在这里已经10年了？ He's been here for 10 years?

我得承认他教我的比我教的多 I must confess he's taught me more than I've taught him.

芬 看 这是爱因斯坦-罗森桥 Fin, look! This is the Einstein-Rosen bridge.

而这里 这是虫洞 And this right here, it's a wormhole.

你怎么知道的？ How do you know that?

因为我是物理老师... Because I'm a physics teacher...

所以吉尔选择了我 因为我很在乎 ...which is why Gil chose me, because I know things.

关键是高速 也就是说... Okay. The key is high velocity, which means...

-超速旋转的风 -龙卷风 - ...really fast, high, spinning winds! - A tornado.

是的 这可能是吉尔打开这座桥的钥匙 Yes. That could be the key to Gil unlocking the bridge. A-plus.

让旅行成为可能 And make traveling through time possible.

吉尔 吉尔少爷 Gil! Master Gil!

回来 你父母来了 Come back! Your parents have arrived!

危险 鲨卷风形成 Danger! Sharknado forming!

-袋子里有什么？ -我们待会再谈这个 - What's in that bag? - We'll deal with this later.

自从我们消灭恐龙以来 你一直都护着这个袋子 You've had an unhealthy obsession with that bag ever since we destroyed the dinosaurs.

-袋子里有什么？ -诺瓦 - Yeah, seriously, what's in this bag? - Nova!

真的吗 芬？小心点 Really, Fin? Be more careful.

你爱上了机器人头 You're in love with a robot head.

噢 Ow.

这是我吗？ Is this me?

这就是地球被摧毁后你所剩下的一切 That was all that was left of you after the Earth was destroyed.

你为了救我牺牲了自己 You sacrificed yourself trying to save me.

这不是真的 It's not real.

-这是个机器人 -所以未来的我只剩一个头了？ - It's a robot. - So I was just a head in the future?

我不想让你这样发现的 I didn't want you to find out this way.

-太疼了 -噢 - That hurts. - Ow!

也许她能帮我们 她的技术 也许能帮我们回家 Maybe she can help us. Her technology might be able to help get us back home.

-还是疼的好 -现在是要打架的节奏 - I hope that hurt! - See, now there's gonna be a throw-down...

因为头在吃醋 ...because that head is jealous.

我不想吓到你 所以才瞒着你 I didn't want to scare you. That's why I hid it from you.

没关系 It's okay.

我原谅你 I forgive you.

-但别再骗我了 -不会了 - But don't lie to me anymore. - I won't.

现在她归我了 But I'm holding on to her now.

大人 赶快找掩护 My lord, we must take shelter.

-我儿子在哪？ -我看见他出海了… - Where's my son? - I saw him sailing out to sea...

然后突然有鲨鱼从天上掉下来 ...and then suddenly there were sharks falling out of the sky.

我就知道没那么容易 I knew this wasn't over that easy.

吉尔正直奔鲨卷风 Gil's heading right into that Sharknado.

-等等 停 -诺瓦 别挡道 - Wait. Stop. - Nova, get out of the way.

让他去吧 如果他看到我们 他就不会继续找了 We gotta let him go. If he sees you, he'll keep looking for you.

-这就是我们想要的 -但是如果他重新加入你 - That's exactly what we want. - But if he reunites with you now...

他就不再找你了 而且未来也没有他了 ...he'll stop searching for you, and then you probably won't even exist in the future.

我们所有人都不会存在了 We could all cease to exist.

我知道你现在太情绪化了 看不出大局... I know you're too emotional right now to see the big picture...

但是花点时间考虑一下 是什么让吉尔穿越时空？ ...but take a second to think about it. What's making Gil travel through time?

-他想找到我们 -如果他找到我们... - To be with us. - And if he finds us...

他就会停止寻找 ...he'll stop looking for us.

你儿子已经扰乱了时空 Your son is already disrupting space-time.

谁知道会发生什么 如果其他人被困在那里？ Who knows what'll happen if anyone else gets caught up in that thing?

-鲨卷风来了 -我们必须采取行动 - And the Sharknados are coming this way. - Then we have to do something about it.

跟我来 Follow me.

我回来了 I'm back!

莫嘉娜 Morgana.

哦 天哪 温特 你好吗？ Oh, my gosh. Winter, how are you?

你看起来还是很平庸 You still look so... average.

感觉我10岁 你1392岁 Let's face it. I'm a 10, and you're like a 1392.

我以为梅林把你派去了活死人之地 I thought Merlin had sent you to the land of the undead.

-那边人满了 我能加入你们吗？ -当然不能 - They were full. Can I come in? - Absolutely not.

别挡道 鲨卷风正在接近 Get out of their way! There's a Sharknado coming.

没错 听着 Exactly. Listen...

你对科学的愚蠢信念不足以阻止即将到来的事情 ...your silly belief in science is not strong enough to stop what's coming.

我有魔法和药水 I have magic on my side and a potion...

能阻止鲨鱼 如果我们一起干 ...that can stop those sharks, so if you let me work with you...

轻轻松松搞定这件事 ...we can get this done quickly and easily.

作为回报 我只想让你利用你的科学 All I want in return is for you to use your science...

来释放王者之剑 ...to release Excalibur.

因为魔法对王者之剑不起作用 Magic has no sway over such a powerful tool.

-好吧 莫嘉娜 那就这么说好了 -太好了 我们去杀鲨鱼吧 - All right, Morgana. We accept your deal. - Great. Let's go kill some sharks.

啊-啊-啊-啊-啊 穿着这样 Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Wearing that?

太穷酸了 应该穿上骑士装 You're going to need to look a little less needy and a little more knighty.

末日来了 快跑 The end is nigh! Run!

如果你要释放咒语 现在是时候了 If you're gonna do that hocus-pocus stuff, now's the time.

后退 这是一次紧急事件 Stand back. This is a she-mergency.

-发生了什么?你干什么了? -就是我一直做的 胜利 - What happened? What did you do? - What I always do, win.

龙鲨？ Dragon sharks?

祝你好运 再见 Good luck with that. Bye!

鲨鱼串 Shark kebob.

我有个计划 你 去卡梅洛特拯救城堡 I have a plan. You, go to Camelot, and you help save the castle.

我在那儿等你 I will meet you there.

魔鬼又回来了 The Devil has come back!

让开 Get out of the way!

谢天谢地 你还在 Thank goodness you're still here.

我不会这么死的 I didn't think this was how I'd meet my end.

装弹弓 Load the catapult.

这里 用这个 Here! Use this!

发射 Release the catapult!

自由 Freedom!

芬 我们需要更强大的武器来摧毁鲨卷风 Fin, we need something more powerful to destroy the Sharknado!

我有个主意 I have an idea.

-为什么不呢？ -等等 - Why not? - Wait!

只要配得上的人 才能拔出剑 Only a man who is worthy can pull the sword from the stone.

我才配得上 This is my birthright.

-趴下 -哦 不 - Get down! - Oh, no.

啊 我要融化了 Aah! I'm melting!

谢天谢地 感谢上帝 Oh, thank the Lord! Thank the Lord!

嘿 时间跳跃窗口正在关闭 Hey! Window for time jump is closing!

还剩5分57秒 T-minus five minutes, 57 seconds.

她希望我们时间跳跃 我们需要速度 She wants us to time jump. We need speed.

-噢耶 -不 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, no.

来吧 来吧 Come on. Come on.

放轻松 佛罗多 衣服的事很抱歉 Take it easy, Frodo. Sorry about the clothes.

低一点 Lower!

发射 Release it!

我的天啊 Cor, blimey!

速度不够快 We're not going fast enough.

既然有龙 谁还需要科学？ Who needs science when you have a dragon?

还好吧 爱普鲁？诺瓦？ 布莱恩 没事吧 You all right, April? Nova? Bryan, you all right?

-我没事 -多年来的背痛 - Yeah, I'm okay. - My back's been hurting for years...

-现在都不痛了 -布莱恩 你又变回来了 - ...but it feels pretty good now. - Bryan, you're back.

-什么？ -你不再是女人了 - What? - You're no longer a woman.

你不记得自己是个女人吗？ Are you telling us you don't remember being a woman?

这是时间旅行的后果 It's the consequences of time travel.

所以每次时间跳跃都会变？ So let me get this straight. Every time we jump, everything changes?

时间旅行是有风险的 Time travel's risky.

如果我们做对了 一切都会回到原来的样子 If we do it right, we can reset everything back to the way it should be.

如果我们做错了呢？ But what if we do it wrong?

万一现在错了 以前是对的怎么办？ But what if this is wrong, and that was right?

以后再谈 We'll talk about it later.

找出我们降落地点 得找到吉尔 We gotta find out where we landed, and we gotta find Gil.

英国人来了 英国人来了 The British are coming! The British are coming!

英国人来了 The British are coming!

英国人来了 The British are coming!

大人 这场风暴我们遭不住 My lord, we'll never make it through this storm.

嗯 或许可以加以利用 Hmm. Maybe we could use it to our advantage.

鲨鱼来了 鲨鱼来了 The sharks are coming! The sharks are coming!

鲨鱼来了 鲨鱼来了 The sharks are coming! The sharks are coming!

鲨卷风可能在几英里之外 但如果再靠近 我们就麻烦了 That Sharknado might be miles away, but if it gets any closer, we're all in trouble.

如果吉尔在独立战争中偶然释放了一个鲨卷风呢？ What if Gil unleashed a Sharknado during the Revolutionary War by accident?

那么就不会有独立战争了 Then there'd be no revolution.

那么美国就不存在了 Then America wouldn't exist.

我们也就不存在了 Then we wouldn't exist.

来吧 Come on!

你们犯了个错误 I tell you, you're making a mistake.

我们是一伙的 我们是美国人 We're on your side. We're Americans.

我想和负责人谈谈 这是生死攸关的大事 I wanna speak to who's in charge. It's a matter of life and death.

闪电和火花 冷静 冷静 Crinkum crankum! Settle down! Settle down!

本杰明·富兰克林先生 我们在码头外发现了这群人 Benjamin Franklin, sir, we found this group outside the docks.

-他们自称是盟友 -谢谢 列兵杰贝迪亚·克拉克 - They claim to be allies. - Thank you, Private Jebediah Clarke.

-你是杰贝迪亚·克拉克吗？ -是的 我是 - Are you the Jebediah Clarke? - Yes, I am.

干嘛？我不能跟我的曾曾曾曾祖父打招呼吗？ What? I can't say hi to my great-great-great-great-great-grandpa?

-无所谓多少个曾 -不 - Give or take a great or two. - No.

你们是谁 想干点啥？ Now who are you, and what is this all about?

-我们需要用你的大炮 先生 -大炮？ - We need to use your cannons, sir. - Our cannons?

这里归乔治·华盛顿将军管 This is General George Washington...

不是茶话会 ...not some delivery service for tea and crumpets.

出来玩吧 Come out and play!

英国人在朝我们扔鲨鱼 The British are throwing flying sharks at us!

如果你不听我们的 他们下次就会成功 And they're gonna succeed next time, too, unless you listen to us.

我们也可以帮你打败英国人和鲨鱼 We can help you beat the British and the sharks, too.

那就别傻站着了 进来 Don't just stand there. Go in. Go in.

给我 Give me that.

这是未来武器 这种科技你们不懂 This is a weapon from the future. It's got technology you wouldn't understand.

华盛顿将军 General Washington.

听说英国人有一支鲨鱼大军 I've been told the British have an army of sharks...

你有办法阻止他们 ...and you have a plan to stop them.

这是鲨卷风 英国人不能控制的 It's called a Sharknado, and, no, the British don't control it.

我对历史很了解 我是历史老师 If I remember my history correctly... and I'm a history teacher...

是唯一的合适人选 ...which makes me uniquely qualified...

你在提康德罗加堡有一堆大炮 ...you got a bunch of cannons lined up out here from Fort Ticonderoga.

我们可以用这些大炮来摧毁鲨卷风 杀死鲨鱼 We can use those cannons to destroy the Sharknado and kill the sharks.

-上尉先生 -让他进来 - The Captain, sir. - Come on in.

-华盛顿 -汉密尔顿 - Washington. - Hamilton.

华盛顿 Washington.

汉密尔顿 Hamilton.

-华盛顿 -汉密尔顿？ - Washington. - Hamilton?

我还在找你音乐剧的票呢 很难弄到 You know, I'm still trying to get tickets to your musical. Really hard to get.

等等 这是谁？ Wait. Who the hell is this?

先生 请你准备大炮 我会告知目标位置 You already have your artillery in place. Let us show you where to position 'em.

不是我多嘴 但 I don't want to tell you this, but, uh...

-我们来自未来 -没有时间了 - ...we're from the future. - We really have no time.

带着仁慈和坚韧 用大炮去射杀他们 Take them away, and politely, but firmly shoot them.

这个怎么样？你 华盛顿将军 All right, how 'bout this? You, General Washington...

在一美元钞票上 看到了吗？ ...are on the $1.00 bill. See?

-你真幸运 -我 - Lucky you. - My...

你有吗 汉密尔顿 Hamilton, you got one, too?

我怀疑 I doubt it.

还浪费时间磨嘴皮子 Look, the more we stand here and argue about it...

鲨卷风会摧毁港口 征服你的军队 ...the more time the Sharknado has to destroy your harbor and conquer your troops...

-我们将会输掉这场战争 -华盛顿将军 - ...and then we all lose the war. - General Washington...

根据史书记载 1743年 你父亲在你11岁的时候去世了 ...a fact about your past, in 1743, your father died when you were just 11 years old...

不久之后 你在巴巴多斯 感染了天花 ...and then a little bit later, you went to Barbados and contracted smallpox.

汉密尔顿先生 你是一个孤儿 但是大约240年以后 But, Mr. Hamilton, you were an orphan, but about 240 years from now...

你家出了一个很棒的歌手 干得好 ...you become a really great singer. Good job.

你怎么知道这些的？ How do you know all this?

因为我是历史老师 Because I'm a history teacher, damn it...

-你是我的历史书 -将来会怎样 - ...and you are my history. - What's it gonna be?

汉密尔顿 我们的盟友 将使用你所有的大炮 Hamilton, I think we need to give our new allies all the cannons they need.

我们要打败鲨卷风 We have a Sharknado to defeat.

向龙卷风射击 Shoot at the tornado!

-嘿 嘿 我来帮你 -滚 - Hey! Hey, let me help you! - Go away.

我就当没听见 I'm not taking no for an answer.

-拿着这个 -好的 - Take this. - Okay.

开火 Fire!

牛逼 Yes!

我知道这可能会让我听起来很疯狂 但是 Okay. I know it's gonna probably make me sound crazy and all, but...

不 我知道你疯了 但我还是喜欢你 No, I know you're crazy, but I still like you.

好的 Okay.

是的 酷 Yeah, okay.

给你 先生 Here you go, sir!

好了 听好了 我们同时开炮 All right, listen up! We gotta fire the cannons all at once.

与闪电同步 这样的话 We gotta time 'em with a lightning strike. If we do that...

就能使炮弹通电 冲进鲨卷风 ...all the cannonballs will become electrified and will go into the Sharknado...

炸飞所有鲨鱼 ...and it'll blow up all the sharks.

听着 对于鲨卷风这种玩意 我已经身经百战曾百胜 Look, I've faced down more of these Sharknados than I care to remember.

没有时间去细想 There's no time to stop and think about the madness of it all.

只要行动就行 我们不是为国家而战 You just have to do it. We're not fighting for just our country.

我们在为全人类而战 We're fighting for all of humanity.

谁和我一起 Now who's with me?

装上大炮 Just load the cannons!

准备大炮 瞄准 Ready the cannons! Aim!

开火 Fire!

全垒打 没毛病 It's a full count, bottom of the ninth.

装填完毕 All right, locked and loaded!

3 2 1 3, 2, 1...

开火 ...fire!

撤退 撤退 Retreat! Retreat!

上帝保佑美国 God bless America.

英国人正在撤退 The British are retreating.

-吃个鸡巴 你这愚蠢的红大衣 -诺瓦在哪？ - Suck it, you redcoat ninnies! - Where's Nova?

她和克拉克去了城里 She was walking into town with Private Clarke.

你们俩想个办法如何加速 You two figure out how to get us some speed.

我马上回来 I'll be right back.

给你 非常感谢 非常感谢 谢谢 Here you go. Thank you so much. I really appreciate it. Thank you.

-照顾好它 -真奇怪 - Take care of it. - That was weird.

等等 给我 Hold up. I'll take this from here.

干得不错 Great job today.

我请你喝一杯 列兵谢泼德 Let me buy you a drink, Private Shepard.

-我送你一程 -哇 - I have a ride for you. - Whoa!

这些马通过传送门不安全 It's not safe for these horses to come through the portal.

但我有更强大的想法 But I have something much more powerful in mind.

这是给你爷爷的信吗？ Any chance this is a letter to your grandfather?

确实如此 Yeah, as a matter of fact, there is.

-你想看吗 芬 -想 - Do you want to read it, Fin? - Yeah.

你警告他不要去钓鱼 You're warning him not to go fishing.

如果他不进海 鲨鱼就不会杀了他 他会活着 If he doesn't go to the sea, there's no way that shark will kill him. He'll stay alive.

如果你不和鲨鱼战斗 And you stop fighting sharks...

你就不会创建鲨卷风姐妹会 我的家人也不会被救 ...you don't start the Sharknado Sisterhood, and you don't save me or my family.

芬 该拯救我们自己家人了 好吗？ You know what, Fin? It's time I save my own family, okay? And, by the way...

他未必会收到信 还有200多年 ...he might not even get this note. He's not gonna be born for two more centuries...

但我必须试一试 ...but I had to try.

不 我们不能逆天而行 No. We can't mess with destiny.

逆天而行？ Mess with destiny?

我们刚刚参加了美国独立战争 我们已经逆天而行了 We just fought in the American Revolution. It looks like we're messing with destiny to me.

不，我们通过阻止鲨卷风 来避免历史改变 No, we stopped history from changing by stopping a Sharknado...

所以一切都保持不变 ...so things could stay the way they are.

你爷爷没有死于鲨卷风 Your grandfather didn't die in a Sharknado.

-我们不能改变他的命运 -下次时间跳跃时 我可能已经不存在了 - We can't change his fate. - Next time we jump, I might not exist.

我看到祖先的几率有多大 这是我唯一的机会 And what are the odds that I ran into my ancestor? I'll never get this chance again.

我爷爷抚养了我… My grandfather raised me...

在他死后 我再也不是从前的我了 我愿意付出一切 ...and I was never the same after he died, so I would give anything...

换来和他共度一天 ...to have one more day with him.

对不起 诺瓦 我们不能 I'm sorry, Nova. We can't.

-我很抱歉 -你知道吗 芬 - I'm sorry. - You know what, Fin?

说抱歉的应该是我 你不能控制我 也不能控制我的命运 I'm sorry. You can't control me, and you won't control my destiny.

我知道 闪电的力量是最强大的 I just know that the energy bolt is more powerful than anything else we have...

-但闪电是抓不住的 -我知道问题出在哪里 - ...but I just cannot grab it. - I know what the problem is.

我们缺少的是… What we're missing...

这钥匙 ...is the key.

本 给了我们一辆马车 Look what Ben gave us, his carriage.

听着 假发男 快点上车 Listen up, you little wig-biters. Come along. Get you inside.

快上车 快上车 你好 In you go. In you go. Hello.

-很荣幸见到你 -这一天将会载入史册 - It's been an honor to meet you. - This day will go down in history.

毫无疑问 No doubt.

布莱恩 我们走 Bryan, let's go.

-抱歉 芬 我不能 -你在说什么？ - I'm sorry, Fin. I can't. - What are you talking about?

你看 这就是吉尔选你领导团队的原因 You see, this is why Gil picked you to lead the team.

你总是时刻准备与鲨卷风战斗 You're always ready to run in there and go fight the next Sharknado...

我一跑步就很累 ...but me, I run, and I just get tired.

上一次时间跳跃 我已经不是我了 Fin, last time I jumped, I wasn't exactly me.

-我不能再冒这个险了 -布莱恩 你不能留在这里 - I can't take that chance anymore. - Bryan, you can't stay here.

我教了25年的历史 I taught history for 25 years.

现在我准备享受生活了 Now I'm ready to live it.

保重 Be safe.

你可能需要一点特殊力量才能回到未来 I thought you might need a little extra power to get back to the future!

什么？ What?

首先我们得把这个风筝放到空中 Well, first we need to get this kite in the air.

-我们走吧 -无限 超越 - Get us out of here! - To infinity and beyond!

棒极了 伙计 Awesome, dude!

你认为历史会记住这一天吗？ Do you think history will remember this day?

除了这只愚蠢的风筝他们还会记得我吗？ Do you think they'll remember me for anything other than this stupid kite?

不 显然只有风筝 No, it's pretty much just the kite.

-噢 -保重 本 - Oh. Toodles. - Okay, take care, Ben.

附近有没有地方 Is there any, uh, place to get a...

吃玉米饼的 ...taco around here or anything, or...

我们没必要这样 We don't have to do this, son.

你投降就可以活命 You could still surrender and live.

比利小子 从不投降 Billy the Kid does not surrender!

这还没完 我的朋友 This ain't over yet, my friend!

朋友 你叫谁“朋友” Friend? Who you calling "friend"?

把手举起来 伙计 Get your hands up, partner.

他们会逮捕我们 安静点 They'll arrest all of us if we get caught, okay? We have to stay quiet.

-走吧 失败者 溜之大吉 -枪是我的 - Get along, losers! We're going shopping! - I'll take that.

转身 Turn around.

别像村姑合唱团一样傻站着 Don't just stand there like a bunch of Kansas City showgirls!

去抓他 Go get him!

我不知道比利小子 I don't know how you and Billy the Kid...

居然让你乘坐天堂马车而来 ...pulled off that carriage falling out of the sky stunt...

但是今天这个小插曲结束了 ...but this sideshow ends today.

比利小子 Billy the Kid?

-我跟比利小子不是一伙的 -你拿了他的枪 - I'm not with Billy the Kid. - You had his gun.

还帮他逃走了 你在撒谎 You helped him get away. I say you're lying.

-你被逮捕了 -你这是歪曲事实 - You're under arrest. - You got it all twisted.

到底是谁在歪曲事实 先生 Yeah, I think I know who's twisted, mister.

没人敢惹罗恩警长 No one messes with Sheriff Ron!

他会没事的 He'll be okay.

继续走 Keep walking.

-慢慢站起来 -斯凯？ - Get up slowly. - Skye?

爱普鲁？ April?

我试过了 没用 Tried that already. No use.

你和比利小子一伙的吗 Are you with Billy the Kid?

他会来救我的 He's my ride out of here.

等他来救你 顺路带上我 Well, if he comes to break you out, take me with you.

在这里更安全 Safer in here.

天气变了 Weather's changing.

你又不知道 You don't know the half of it.

你为什么来这里 What are you in for, mister?

只是想让我的家人重新团聚 Just trying to put my family back together.

也是我毕生的追求 Story of my life.

希望你们已经准备好了 孩子 I hope you're ready to rock, boy.

来吧 金发妞 All right, blondie.

该走了 Time to go.

等等 比利在哪儿？ Wait. Where's Billy?

他开溜了 像个懦夫 走吧 Oh, he ran like the coward he is. Come on.

嘿 你要带他去哪？ Hey, where are you taking him?

今天是审判日 这小子该去见造物主了 It's judgment day. This boy's gonna meet his maker.

-祝你全家好运 -这是你的遗言吗？ - Good luck finding your family! - Oh, are those your last words?

不 时刻准备着 No. Semper paratus.

闭嘴 Shut up.

吉尔 我是爸爸 吉尔 我是爸爸 Gil, it's Dad! Gil, it's Dad!

你好 副警长 我是新来的 Howdy, Deputy. I do declare I'm new around here...

我找到了通缉犯 ...but I think I found this man.

他看起来很可疑 可能有枪 He looked real suspicious, and I think he had a gun.

-嘿 芬 -斯凯 - Hey, Fin! - Skye.

要拉一把吗 Need a lift?

来 戴上 Here. Put these on.

见到我很惊讶？ Surprised to see me?

才没有 我什么风浪没见过 Not really, not after what I've been through.

-我会永远挺你的 -你死在纽约了 - You know I always got your back. - Well, you did kinda die in New York.

我去过纽约 但我没有死 Well, I was in New York, but I didn't die.

-你真的死了 -嗯 - You did kinda die. - Uh-uh.

我碰到一个戴着鲨鱼头盔的家伙 砰 I ran into this guy wearing a freaking shark helmet. Bam!

-他让我回来救你 -那是我儿子吉尔 被判死刑了 - He put me back here to save your butt. - That was my son Gil, and he's here.

-他来了 -死人在走路 - There he is. - Dead man walking.

不会太久 Not for long.

-我搞砸了 -怎么会 - I screwed up. - How?

比利小子本来计划救他 但他来不了 Billy the Kid was supposed to rescue Gil, but he can't.

我们降落时 改变了历史 他离开了 When we landed in town, we changed that, and he left.

吉尔会被绞死的 Gil's gonna hang.

交给我吧 芬 Let me go, Fin.

救他如同救我 I'll rescue him like he rescued me.

不 你不能 如果他认出了我们 他就不会救我们了 No, you can't. If he recognizes us, he won't rescue us.

-他认识你 -未来的吉尔认识我 - He knows you. - The future Gil knows me.

相信我 Trust me.

如果还想找人来救他 省省力气吧 If you're looking for someone to save you, son, stop.

那是吉尔 That's Gil.

坏天气就要来了 Bad weather's coming.

如果我是你 我就会躲起来 I'd take cover if I were you.

套上头罩 Bag him.

圣米拉岭公民 Citizens of Santa Mira Ridge...

我再一次向那些在我的城市触犯法律的人伸张正义 ...once again, I hand out justice to those who break the law in my town.

我们必须维护我们的法律 灌输秩序 而不是混乱 We must uphold our laws, instill order, not chaos.

让这个人的惩罚成为例外 而不是规则 Let this man's punishment be the exception, not the rule.

这就是我们的生活 This is our life.

这是我们的城镇 This is our town.

我们有更多的麻烦了 Looks like we have more problems.

风暴要来了 Storm's a-coming!

-吊死他 -好耶 - Hang him. - Yippee-ki-yay.

我的镇子怎么了 What the hell's going on in my town?

谁放了那小子 And who cut that boy loose?

站起来 起来 我救到你了 Get up. Come on. Get up. I got you. I got you.

你是谁？比利派你来的？ Who are you? Did Billy send you?

不 别担心比利 担心鲨卷风吧 No. Don't worry about Billy. Worry about that Sharknado.

你也知道鲨卷风？ You know about Sharknados?

我知道关于你的一切 小吉尔 I also know everything there is to know about you, Little Gil.

你父母在风暴的另一边等你 You parents are waiting for you on the other side of that storm.

你必须先救我 我才能救你 Now you go save me so I can save you...

然后拯救你的父母 再拯救世界 明白吗？ ...so you can save your parents, and we can save the world, okay?

-你是谁？ -我是斯凯 - Who are you? - I'm Skye...

来自过去的巧克力祝福 ...a chocolate blast from the past.

快走 孩子 走 走 Now go, kid! Go! Go!

去吧 狗屁鲨鱼 Go ahead. Shark my day.

里奇副警长 里奇副警长 怎么了? Deputy Richie! Deputy Richie! What happened?

狗娘养的 Son of a bitch.

嘿 你不是在监狱么 Hey! You're supposed to be in jail!

你朝我儿子开枪 You're shooting at my son.

啊-啊-啊-啊 Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!

我忍无可忍了 I'm not gonna take this anymore.

一条鲨鱼 One shark!

两条鲨鱼 红鲨 Two shark! Red shark!

蓝鲨 耶 Blue shark! Yee-haw!

吉尔 吉尔 Gil! Gil!

-火车要开了 -天上怎么会下雨 - The train is leaving! - Why are there fish falling from the sky?

别担心 快上车吧 Don't worry about that. Just get to the train!

哦 天哪 Oh, my God.

-哪儿来的声音 -什么鬼 你的包 - Where's that sound coming from? - What is that? Your bag.

我可以帮你 让我面向风暴 激活激光 I can help. Point me toward the storm. Activating lasers.

你居然还有这种操作 I didn't know I could do that.

我想你的脑袋是由核心支撑的 I think your head is fueled by a nuclear core.

-姑娘们呢？ -她们来了 - Where are the girls? - They're coming.

-鲨卷风快灭了 -那不是很好吗 - The Sharknado's dying. - That's a good thing, right?

-但是我们需要速度来空间跳跃 -如果我们错过了会发生什么？ - Great, but we need speed to time jump. - What happens if we miss it?

-我们就会永远留下来 -什么？ - Then we're stuck here forever. - What?

来吧 我们会解决的 Come on. We'll figure it out.

-想去哪里 滑头？ -我没时间和你墨迹 - Going somewhere, slick? - I don't have time for this.

时间？ Time?

你提到时间是件很有趣的事 因为很明显 You know, it's a funny thing you mentioning time, 'cause apparently...

-在这个世界我有的是时间 -你在说什么？ - ...I have all the time in the world. - What are you talking about?

别笑着看我 我才不傻 Don't you look at me funny. I ain't stupid.

那个牛仔来自未来 他向我保证如果我救他… That cowboy was from the future, and he promised me if I rescue him...

-他要带我一起去 -你不能进入未来 比利 - ...he was gonna take me with him. - You can't go into the future, Billy.

你能代替我去未来吗 我 You think you're gonna go to the future instead of me? Me!

比利小子 Billy the Kid!

我去过了 又回来了 I already been there and done it.

如果我取代你的位置呢？ What if I take your place?

我要去未来 做个大盗 The future is ripe for robbing.

她成功了 现在我们去找芬和斯凯 She did it. Now let's go find Fin and Skye.

我们走 Let's go!

漩涡正在坍塌 The vortex is collapsing.

-别挡路 -准备战斗 - Get out of the way! - Prepare to draw.

你要跟我来真的吗 Really? We're doing this?

嗯哼 Mm-hmm.

现在 Draw!

我还没死呢 I ain't dead yet!

你现在死了 You're dead now.

有点恶心 嘿 Kind of gross. Hey.

那辆火车是我们唯一的机会 我们得马上上车 来吧 我们走 All right, that train's our only chance. We gotta get in it. Come on. Let's go.

来吧 Come on!

伸手 Reach.

-火车不够快 -我去扔几辆车厢 - Hurry. This train isn't fast enough. - I'm gonna unhook some cars.

-你能行吗？ -易如反掌 - You can do that? - Yeah. Runs in the family.

你们全都坐稳了 You're the conductors now.

-了解 -小心 - You got it. - Careful.

他最好快点 我们快接近了 He better hurry up. We're getting close.

哇哦 冲浪起来了 Whoo! Surf's up!

大家好吗 我是兰德麦克唐纳 现场报道 How do you do, everyone? This is Rand McDonald, reporting live...

加州圣莫尼卡海滩 ...from the beaches of Santa Monica, California...

人们在鲨鱼之地跳舞 ...where people are literally doing the shark...

一种跳舞的热潮 就像 ...a dance craze that's number one with a bullet...

脑袋挨枪子了一样 ...a bullet to the head.

太可怕了 Well, that sucked.

芬 Fin!

得警告那些人 走吧 We gotta go warn those people. Come on.

谢谢 我们是昆特乐队 Thank you. We're Quint.

龙卷风 Tornado!

鲨鱼 Shark!

鲨卷风 快跑 Sharknado! Run!

冲浪去吧 Surf's up.

你没事吧？斯凯你扶住她 帮棒她 快 You okay? Skye, you got him? Get him some help. Come on. Come on.

快点 Hurry!

我的天 哦 我的天 鲨鱼 鲨鱼来了 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! A shark! The shark's coming!

嘿 嘿 你是电视里的兰德·麦克唐纳 Hey! Hey! You're Rand McDonald from TV!

是兰德麦克唐纳 我上电视了 You're Rand McDonald! I'm on... I'm on TV!

爸爸 布伊 Baba booey!

这是 It's a...

大鲨鱼 ...Shark-'n'-rollnado...

妈妈 Mommy!

快跑 Let's go.

-继续 吉莉 -我知道 蕾 - Keep it up, Gilly! - You got it, Raye!

你知道这意味着什么 You know what that means.

他们是我父母 They're my parents.

嘿 Hey!

别挡道 大脚 不然我们炸了你 Get out of our way, big feet, or we'll fry you.

教授成功了 The professor made it.

你为什么要摧毁鲨卷风？ Why are you trying to destroy that Sharknado?

鲨卷风？你怎么知道这个名字？ Sharknado? How do you know that name?

-你认识一个叫吉尔的人吗？-教授？ - Do you know a guy named Gil? - The professor?

-金发碧眼 带鲨鱼头盔 -等等 你认识他吗？ - Blond hair, blue eyes, shark fin helmet? - Wait. Do you know him?

-是啊 他是我们的儿子 -你是说你是父亲 - Yeah. He's our son. - You mean more like your father, right?

-他一定是老了 -你们两个大白痴怎么知道这么多？ - He must have got older. - How do you two dweebs know so much?

他想进入漩涡 穿越时空 He's trying to get in the vortex to time travel.

噢 天啊 Oh, dear.

芬 看 Fin, look.

-我想这是 -控制器的原型 - I think this is the prototype of the... - The capacitor.

-看看日期 -这就是日期 - Look at the date. - Isn't that the date...

从第一次鲨卷风袭击圣莫尼卡开始？ ...from when the first Sharknado hit Santa Monica?

对 我们就要去那里 Yeah. That's where we're going to next.

现在别扯蛋了 我们必须终结鲨卷风 Now listen. We gotta stop all this jibber-jabbering and 86 that Sharknado...

-在我们成为鱼食之前 -用重击炮吧 - ...before we all become fish food. - Let's get the big gun.

来 希望喷气推进实验室不会发现我是借来的 Let's do it. Hope JPL doesn't find out I borrowed this.

大家来帮忙扶稳它 I need your help to stabilize it.

所有人按住重击炮 All right, everybody hold on.

等教授下令后再销毁 The professor told us to destroy it after he got through.

现在！ Now!

-消失了 -我们成功了 - It's gone! - We did it! We did it!

-我们成功了 -消失了 - We did it! - It's gone.

有了 我们还可以跳跃 I've got it. We can still make the jump.

-跳跃？什么跳跃？ -这个原型没有那么先进 - Jump? What jump? - This prototype isn't as advanced...

但是我可以设定日期 需要速度就可以 ...but I can program the date, but we can make this work. I can make it work.

-让它工作 -你那辆大车呢 - I just need... I need speed. - What about that sweet ride you just got?

很漂亮的全新凯迪拉克 Oh, she's a beaut, huh. A brand-new Cadillac El Dorado.

-太好了 就用这辆车 -我拿控制器 - Great! We'll take it! Yes. - I'm taking the capacitor.

-我要做些调整 -等等 - I'm gonna make some adjustments. - Wait.

你很眼熟 You look so familiar.

我们一起念过高中吗？ Did we go to high school together?

可能我会记得 I would have remembered that.

我是蕾妮马丁 I'm Raye Martin.

-芬 -嗨 芬 - Fin. - Hi, Fin.

我是吉利 吉利·谢泼德 见到你很高兴 And I'm Gilly, Gilly Shepard. Nice to meet you.

听着 我知道这听起来很疯狂 Look, I know this is gonna sound crazy...

但是教授用控制器进入了未来 ...but the professor used that capacitor to move into the future...

但除非我们在那里见到他否则就不会有未来 ...but there's not gonna be any future unless we meet him there.

你来自未来？ You're from the future?

好的 未来的孩子 告诉我一些未来的事 Okay, future boy, tell us something that hasn't happened yet.

对 Yeah.

你们俩会坠入爱河 You two fall in love.

什么？ What?

傻样 Dork.

-给你 儿子 -谢谢 爸爸 - Here you go, son. - Thanks, Dad.

老爹 Daddio.

等一下 扣上衣服 天冷了 Oh, wait. Button up. It's getting cold.

祝你好运 Good luck!

如果有一天我们有孩子 我希望别像他们那样 If we ever have kids one day, I just... I hope they don't turn out like that.

-那太奇怪了 -喔 - That would be weird, yeah. - Whoo!

控制器准备好了吗 You got the capacitor set?

是的 回到圣塔莫妮卡 就像吉尔说的 Yep, back to Santa Monica, just like Gil said.

圣塔莫尼卡 我们来了 Santa Monica, here we come.

我还有一张辣妹演唱会的票 I have an extra ticket to the Spice Girls concert.

你想去吗 还是第十次去看“泰坦尼克号”？ Do you want to go, or are you gonna go see "Titanic" for the tenth time?

诺瓦 你做了什么？ Nova, what did you do?

-为什么在旧金山？ -这不关你的事 芬 - Why are we in San Francisco? - This doesn't concern you, Fin.

不关我的事？你以为你在做什么？ Doesn't concern me? What do you think you're doing?

我在做什么？我们已经干涉了历史 What I'm doing? We've been interfering with everything.

你以为你是谁？ And who do you think you are, anyway?

你不会让我给爷爷写信 但你没有想过 You wouldn't let me send a note to my grandfather, yet you didn't think twice...

关于布赖恩在革命战争中留下来的事 是吗？ ...about when Bryan stayed behind during the Revolutionary War, did you?

和你父母一起玩怎么样？离我远点好吗？ And what about hanging out with your parents? Just leave me alone, okay?

该轮到我了 你救了你的家人… This is my story now. You saved your family...

-我会救我的 -诺瓦 - ...and now I'm saving mine. - Nova...

你阻止不了我 There's nothing you can do to stop me, okay?

-那女孩在干什么？ -她把我们带回1997年 - What's that girl up to? - She brought us back to 1997...

阻止鲨鱼杀死她爷爷 ...so she could prevent her grandfather from being killed by a shark.

-我今天想钓一条大鱼 -你会的 - I want to catch a big fish today. - And you will.

我带了幸运诱饵 I brought my lucky lure.

今天是你的幸运日 诺瓦 Well, then it's gonna be your lucky day, Nova.

别这么叫我 爷爷 我叫珍妮·林恩 Quit calling me that, Grandpa. My name is Jenny Lynn.

-你的名字太耀眼了 -就像星星一样？ - You shine way too bright for that name. - Like a star?

没错 就像一个小新星 Exactly, like a little nova.

-哇 你看起来真酷 -没你想的那么酷 - Wow. You look cool. - Not as cool as you look.

-我是珍妮·林恩 -好美的名字 - I'm Jenny Lynn. - That's a pretty name.

-但你可以叫我诺瓦 -哦 - But you can call me Nova. - Oh.

-嘿 还能再多一个人吗？-20美元 - Hey, do you have room for one more? - That'll be 20 bucks.

啊 算了吧 这是我自己的船 Ah, forget about it. I... my charter boat. I'll cover you.

-上船准备钓大鱼吧 -谢谢你 - Just catch a big fish. - Thank you.

希望她做的对 Hope she does the right thing.

-嘿 还能再上三个人吗？ -60美元 有没有光头佬 - Hey, you got room for three more? - That'll be 60 bucks. You got any poles?

就在这里 Got it right here.

好了 伙计们 5分钟后出发 Okay, guys, we shove off in five minutes.

该死 又丢了一个 我都没感觉到鱼咬钩 Darn. I lost another one, and I didn't even feel the fish bite.

用这个 爷爷 Use this one, Grandpa.

好 Okay.

当你鱼上钩时 你会感觉到... All right, now, when you get a fish on your line and you feel it...

-把线拉紧 好吗？ -好的 爷爷 - ...you gotta keep your line taut, okay? - Okay, Grandpa.

好的 爷爷 Okay, Grandpa.

你真的想好要这么做吗？ Have you really thought out what you're about to do?

我有机会给那个小女孩一个真实的未来 I have the chance to give that little girl a real future.

船分分钟就会沉掉 Any minute now, this ship will crash...

包括我爷爷和其他人 ...leaving my grandfather and everyone else onboard as food...

全都会变成鲨鱼的食物 ...for a school of bloodthirsty sharks.

别告诉我 不管是爱普鲁 克劳迪娅 马特 或者吉尔… Don't tell me that if this wasn't April, Claudia, Matt, or Gil...

你绝不会让我救他们的 ...that you wouldn't insist that I help you save them.

我想你没意识到我们在这里都有什么利害关系 I don't think you realize what we all have at stake here.

我不得不看着我儿子在没有我的情况下成长 I've had to watch my son grow up in time without me.

你知道那是什么感觉吗？ Do you know what that's like?

有多少次我都想过放弃 Do you know how many times I thought about just... not going forward...

像布莱恩那样留下来 ...staying back like Bryan did?

如果我们成功了 If we're successful...

一切都会重新开始 ...everything resets...

吉尔会消失 ...Gil disappears...

从我的心里和脑海中消失 因为他从未存在过 ...disappears from my heart and from my mind because he's never existed.

诺瓦 你自己说的 Nova, you said it yourself.

这比我们自己更重要 It's bigger than us.

这不公平 That's not fair.

那个小女孩 That little girl...

我需要我的爷爷 芬 ...I need my Grandpa, Fin.

我知道 I know.

好了 各位 我们去钓大鱼吧 Okay, everybody. Let's get out there and get some big ones.

你在欣赏的 是一件传家宝 I see you're admiring a family heirloom.

这是南北战争以来代代相传的 That's been handed down generation to generation since the Civil War.

独立战争 Revolutionary War.

-什么 -没什么 - What? - Oh, nothing.

这有点迷信 把它放在船上作为幸运符 You know, it's a bit of a superstition, but I've kept it onboard as a good luck charm.

我孙女的名字就在上面 It's where my granddaughter gets her name.

站在这干嘛 走吧 钓鱼去吧？ What are we doing standing around? Come on! We want to fish, right?

把线扔到水里去 那里有大鱼 Let's get some lines in the water! There's some big ones out there.

诺瓦 你所做的一切 你为之奋斗的一切 就在此时此刻 Nova, everything you are, everything you fight for is driven by this moment.

否则 如果你爷爷没有死 And if this moment doesn't happen, if your grandpa doesn't die...

一切都可能改变 ...everything could change.

好吧 Okay. Okay.

你知道吗？ You know what?

你说得对 我现在明白了 我明白了 You're right. I get it now. I understand.

停船 把船掉头 拜托 这是紧急情况 Stop this boat! You have to turn this boat around. Please. It's an emergency.

-你必须离开这里 -就在今天的某一刻... - I need you to get out of here. - Look, at some point today...

别在意她 我很抱歉 Don't pay any attention to her. I'm so sorry about this.

-船会沉下 有鲨鱼 -我是个退休医生 - ...sink and then the sharks are... - I'm really just a retired doctor.

-我真不该来航海 -你能通知海岸警卫队吗？ - I really shouldn't be piloting this thing. - Can you alert a Coast Guard?

-鲨鱼 -鲨鱼 - A shark. - Shark!

-来吧 诺瓦 -嘿 那是什么鬼 - Come on, Nova. - Hey, what's that?

-什么 在哪 -鲨鱼在水里 - What? Where? - Sharks in the water!

诺瓦 Nova!

弃船 Abandon ship!

是我造成的 因为我爷爷才死的 I caused this? I'm the reason my grandfather died?

走吧 这次我不会让你爷爷死的 Come on! I'm not gonna let your grandfather die this time!

快去救生艇上 快点 我朋友会救你的 Go! Go! Take her in the raft! Hurry up! My friend will save you!

把她弄到救生艇上 Okay, get her in the raft.

我叫诺瓦·克拉克 My name is Nova Clarke.

你杀了我爷爷 准备受死吧 You killed my grandfather. Prepare to die!

坚持住 诺瓦 你会没事的 他们是来帮我们的 Hold on, Nova. You're gonna be all right. Help is on the way.

-保护好诺瓦 -嘿 你们不一起吗？ - Keep Nova safe. - Hey, you guys coming?

我们随后就到 We'll catch up.

诺瓦 Nova!

抓住我的手 快 Grab my hand! Come on!

爱普鲁 April!

-快点 诺瓦 -救命 - Come on, Nova! - Help!

不 No!

救命 Help!

不 No!

每次我想帮忙 事情就会更糟 Every time I try and fix something, it just makes things worse...

又死人了 ...and people die again.

-我无法控制未来 -你是对的 - I can't control the future. - You're right.

你永远无法控制未来 只能控制你的决定 You can never control the future. All you can do is control your choices.

现在我们需要做正确的事情 完成我们开始的工作 And now we need to do the right thing and finish what we started.

-控制器在哪 -就在这里 - Where's the capacitor? - It's right here.

-我们有麻烦了 -坏了吗？ - We have a problem. - Is it broken?

不断增加太多的数字 我要重定向服务器 It keeps adding too many numbers. I gotta redirect the router.

-没时间了 -必须设定正确的时间 - We don't have time for this. - Even if I can set it to the right time...

我们仍然没有足够的速度来进行时间跳跃 ...we still don't have enough velocity to engage the time jump.

修好这玩意 我去增加速度 You get that thing fixed. I'll get us the speed we need.

正在努力 Working on it.

-好了没凯斯 -差不多就要好了 - Skye? - Almost got it. Almost got it.

-斯凯 没时间了 -好了 - Skye, we don't got time for this. - Got it!

-抓紧 -抓住 - Got it! - Grab on! Grab on!

斯凯 Skye.

来吧 Come on.

哦 Oh.

有点不对劲 Something's not right.

这不是圣塔莫妮卡 This is not Santa Monica.

走吧 弄清楚错在哪里 Come on. Let's figure out what we did wrong.

-妈的 很安静 -太安静了 - Damn, it's quiet. - It's too quiet.

嘿 斯凯 Hey, Skye...

-有些事不对劲 -检查日期 - Something's not right. - Check the date.

-对不对 -我们似乎过了 - Are we there? - Let's just say we overshot it by...

几千年 ...a few thousand years.

20013年吗 20013?

-重新设定时间 就可以回去了 -不 不能这样 - I'll reset it so we can go back. - No, we can't do that.

为什么不呢？我们是时间旅行者 时间我们说了算 Why not? We're time travelers. We can do whatever we want.

所以吉尔不能两次出现在同一时间点 No, that's why Gil's not here with us a second time around.

时间旅行是单程票 That thing only offers a one-way ride.

那是什么鬼东西？ What the hell was that?

鲨鱼这2万年里也进化了 Maybe that's how sharks evolved over the last 20,000 years.

我迫不及待地想看看人类是什么样的 I can't wait to see what the humans look like.

我滴个大舅老爷 Well, I'll be damned.

爱普鲁 Aprils.

这是爱普鲁行星 It's planet of the Aprils.

我们爱你 芬 We love you, Fin.

我们爱你 芬 We love you, Fin.

美丽的幻想 Cute outfits.

我想知道我们在看什么死侍电影 I wonder what Deadpool movie we're on.

你要带我们去哪？ Where are you taking us?

回答我 Answer me.

通过 Clear.

这就是你不救妻子的下场 So this is what happens when you don't save your wife.

-这是我过去的圣地 -但是它在这里做什么？ - Looks like a shrine to my past. - But what's it doing here?

在这等着 女王要来了 Wait here. The Queen is coming.

-女王万岁 -女王万岁 - Hail to the Queen! - Hail to the Queen!

-别害怕 -你想我们干什么 - Don't be afraid. - What do you want from us?

你 You.

你不是爱普鲁 甚至不是人类 You're not April, not even human.

人类？ Human?

为什么我要成为人类？ Why would I want to be human?

你是说... You mean like...

她？ ...her?

爱普鲁 April.

爱普鲁 她对你做了什么？ What has she done to you, April?

你在做什么？ What are you doing, huh?

收集垃圾 像鲨卷风收藏家 Collecting all this junk like some Sharknado hoarder?

当我的头从船上掉下来 沉到海底 When my head fell off the boat and sank to the bottom of the ocean...

我躺在那里好几年了 很生气没有人回来找我 尤其是你 芬 ...I lay there for years, angry that nobody came back for me, especially you, Fin.

最后 我被渔夫网抓住了 Eventually I was caught by a fisherman's net.

我花了一万年才原谅你 It took 10,000 years for me to forgive you...

再用1万年为我们创造这个天堂 ...and another 10,000 to create this paradise for us.

-她还活着 -我们需要她的DNA来制造这支军队 - She's alive! - We needed her DNA to create this army.

你不能克隆机器人 笨蛋 You can't clone a robot, silly.

你是怎么回到未来的？不是单程票吗 How did you go back in time? Thought this was a one-way trip.

力量就是一切 我用几个世纪来完善时间旅行 Power. You could do anything with power. I've had centuries to perfect time travel.

你以为你是偶然来的？是我把你带到这里来的 You think you came here by accident? I brought you here.

听着 你这个意乱情迷的电烤炉 Listen here, you emotionally deranged Easy-Bake Oven.

我不知道你在玩什么疯狂的游戏 但我告诉你 I don't know what kind of crazy game you got going on here, but let me tell you something.

-你不打算 -停 嘿 - It is not going to... - No! No, no! Hey!

住手 别伤害她 Stop! You're hurting her!

请停下 Stop. Please.

把她拿去展览 Take her to the exhibition!

-你为什么要这么做？ -你的DNA - Why are you doing this? - Your DNA.

每个女王都需要一个国王 Every queen needs a king.

这是不可能的 It's not gonna happen.

爸爸 Dad!

-我太想你了 爸爸 -马特 - I've missed you so much, Dad. - Matt.

妈妈可以把这变成一个家 我们可以永远在一起 Mom could make this a home again. We can be together forever.

-来吧 爸爸 -克劳迪娅 - Come on, Dad. - Claudia.

家才是最重要的 This is what it's all about. It's about family.

-芬 -诺瓦 - Fin. - Nova.

听爱普鲁的话 这是可行的 Listen to April. We can make this work.

你们全都不是真的 You're not real. None of you are real!

-完全正确 -我们比人类好 - Exactly. - We're better than human.

你也可以 And you can be, too.

钛 Titanium.

-你想和我过招？ -我不想 - You want to fight me? - I don't want to fight you!

-你从未停止过爱她 -我永远也不会 - You never stopped loving her! - And I never will!

如果我不能拥有你 爱普鲁也不能 If I can't have you, then no April can!

离他远点 你这婊子 Get away from him, you bitch.

不 No!

那我们说好了 I do believe we have a deal.

干杯 Salud.

阿齐纳罗 终极红色好了吗？ Azzinaro! ¿Ultima red, okay?

我们很接近了 有3万条鲨鱼在前面 Sí, Captain Santiago. We're close. The pod of 30,000 sharks is up ahead.

阿齐纳罗 把舱口封好 把所有的渔网都带来 Azzinaro, batten down the hatches. Bring in all the fishing nets.

暴风雨就要来了 A storm is coming!

我的妈呀 Dios mí­o.

-圣地亚哥 -那是什么？ - Santiago! - What is that?

预兆吗 An omen?

-把它扔掉 -不不要 - Throw it away! - No, don't do that!

你是谁 你在这里做什么？ Who are you, and what are you doing here?

说来话长 没时间解释了 It's a long story. We don't have time for it.

-你和帕尔默一起来杀我的吗？ -不 我是想救你 - Are you with Palmer and came to kill me? - No, I'm trying to save your life.

那头是核能 她现在很生气 That head is nuclear, and she's really pissed off.

如果你不把它放下 我们就要全部死翘翘 If you don't put it down, it's gonna be end of the world as we know it.

你带了炸弹到我船上？ You bring a bomb to my boat?

让它停下来 让它停下来 Make it stop! Make it stop!

让它停下 Make it stop.

你回来找我了 You came back for me.

现在选一个 Now take a pick.

左舷还是右舷？ Port or starboard?

芬 听我说 你必须摧毁这个鲨卷风 Fin, listen to me. You must destroy this Sharknado.

如果不停止 时间就会崩溃 一切都将化为乌有 If it's not stopped, time will collapse. All that we know will explode into nothing.

我明白 I got it.

你的脑袋朋友呢 Where is your friend with the head?

改变计划 船长 钱归我 Change of plans, Captain. I'm gonna take the money...

货归我 全都归我 ...your cargo, and what's left of the ship.

所有这一切都是你的错 All this is your fault for bringing el diablo to my boat.

把枪放下 不然我把船炸了 Put down the gun, or I'm gonna blow up the boat!

为什么？ Why?

你得帮我摧毁鲨卷风 I need your help to destroy that Sharknado.

-爱普鲁 怎么了 -我需要充能 - April, what's wrong? - I need to recharge.

好 成交 Okay. We got a deal.

-你知道我在这里学到什么吗？ -什么？ - Do you know what I learned out here? - What's that?

我们不该害怕鲨鱼 We shouldn't be afraid of the sharks.

它们应该怕我们 They are the ones who should be afraid of us.

-你用这玩意来捉鱼？ -有时候 - You catch fish with these? - Sometimes.

不 No!

我的激光充能了 我可以把最后的鲨卷风干掉 Fin, my lasers have recharged. I can finish off the Last Sharknado!

对 激光 Right! The lasers!

爸爸 Dad.

吉尔 你还活着 啊 Gil, you're alive! Ah!

芬 鲨卷风 Fin, the Sharknado!

时间漩涡 把我留在这里 The time vortex dropped me off here.

我们可以结束这一切 我需要控制器 We can finish this off. I need the capacitor.

-我能弥补一切 我们一起解决 -好的 - I can fix this. We can fix this. - Yeah. Yeah.

永远忠诚 谢泼德永远忠诚 Semper fidelus. A Shepard is always loyal.

应该是 时刻准备着 You mean, "Semper paratus, always prepared."

当然 我一定是忘了 Of course. I must have forgotten.

-你是谁 -把控制器给我 - Who are you? - Give it to me!

不 No!

你不能摧毁这个鲨卷风 You can't destroy this Sharknado!

这是我们的未来 我们的命运 This is our future! This is our destiny!

-和我一起回来 -想得美 - Come back with me! - Never!

芬 拿控制器 Fin, grab the capacitor!

拿到了 Get it!

爱普鲁 April!

那是我的 你不知道怎么用 That's mine! You don't know how to use it!

-给我控制器 -不 放开 - Give me the capacitor! - No! Let go!

-放手 -我不会跟你走 - Let go! - I'm not going anywhere with you!

我们可以永生 我们所爱的人也不会再死 We can live forever, and no one we love will ever die again!

-不是这样的 -住手 不然你会毁了时间 - Not like this! - Stop, or you will destroy time!

我甘愿冒险 I'll take that chance!

短路了 It's shorting out!

放手 否则我就不能阻止这一切 Let go, or I won't be able to stop this!

你在禁区有大麻烦了 You are in big trouble in Little China!

哦 鲨鱼 Oh! Sharks!

像蝴蝶一样漂浮 像蜜蜂一样刺痛 Float like a butterfly, huh? Sting like a bee, huh?

内因 Nein!

-今晚 我们在地狱吃饭 -我必须保护你 - Tonight, we dine in hell! - I must protect you!

你得和我一起回家 这样我们才能永生 You're coming home with me so we could live forever!

决不 Never!

来吧 小鲨鱼 受死吧 Bring it on, little sharks! You're gonna get rocked!

-伟大的斯科特 -让他们吃蛋糕吧 - Great Scott! - Let them eat cake!

把你的鲨鱼给我 Lend me your sharks!

太迟了 我现在控制你的命运 Too late! I control your fate now!

死吧 鲨鱼 Die, shark!

芬 该回家了 Fin, it's time to go home!

妈的个大菠萝 Oh, crap.

芬 让开 Fin! Move!

-爱普鲁？ -芬 小心 - April? - Fin, look out!

抓住我的尾巴 Grab my tail!

时间在崩溃 但还有一个办法 Time is collapsing, but there's one thing left we can do.

什么？ What's that?

我有一个万无一失的按钮 I have a fail-safe button.

如果你在风暴中心激活它 它会自毁一切 If you activate it in the heart of the storm, it will self-destruct everything.

要么修复时间 要么毁灭整个宇宙 It will either repair time or destroy the universe.

准备好了吗 Ready to blow my mind?

-是时候重启了 -另一边见 - It's time for a reboot. - See you on the other side.

-我爱你，芬·谢泼德 -我爱你 爱普鲁 - I love you, Fin Shepard. - I love you, April.

这杯算我的 乔治 This one is on me today, George.

刚刚炸了吗 Did a bomb just go off?

我敢打赌他们在木谷做测试 You know what? I bet they're testing down at Point Mugu.

-我给单位打电话查一下 -好主意 - I'm gonna call my unit and find out. - That's a good idea.

-可怜的孩子 -“可怜的孩子”？ - Poor baby. - "Poor baby"?

是的 我真的很喜欢鲨鱼 Yeah. I really love sharks.

嘿 妈妈 你和爸爸准备好了吗？我把车收拾好了 Hey, Mom. You and Dad ready to go? I have the car packed.

就等你爸爸跟他们道别了 As soon as your dad says all his goodbyes.

嘿 怎么了 Hey, Gemini.

宝贝 你在做什么？ 你知道医生怎么说的 Baby, what are you doing on your feet? You know what the doctor said. Come on.

来点免费饮料吧？ 它不再是你的酒吧了 Should you be giving us free drinks? It's not your bar anymore.

是啊 我也没地方喝了 Yeah, and I'm not gonna have anyplace to drink.

嘿 芬 再次感谢你的大学贷款 我真的很感激 非常感谢 Hey, Fin, thanks again for the college loan. I really appreciate it. Thank you so much.

还有你 爱普鲁 谢谢 伙计们 And you, too, April. Thank you, guys.

别忘了 如果你留下来 我愿意付你双倍的钱 Don't forget. I offered to pay you double if you stayed.

-这个孩子需要一个名字 -我已经有名字了 - Okay, this kid needs a name. - I already have a name.

-他的名字叫吉尔 -宝贝 - His name is Gil. - Baby.

我差点忘了 Oh, I almost forgot.

爷爷要我把这个给你 以防孩子在太空中出生 Grandpa wanted me to give you this, in case the baby's born while he's in space.

小家伙 希望他永远会飞 爸爸 "For the 'little one.' May he always fly. Dad."

嘿 各位 听好了 Hey, everybody, listen up!

在选举日 寻求天堂 投我一票 On Election Day, reach for the sky, and vote for me.

我们和她一起长大 她会成为下一任总统 We grew up with her. She's gonna be the next president.

上帝保佑美国 God bless America.

你真的想搬去堪萨斯吗？ Are you really thinking about this move to Kansas?

反正你也不会去当农民 对吧 Yeah, you're not gonna be, like, a farmer or something, right?

-我想做些生意 -比如 - I'll start some kind of business. - Like what?

也许是修剪树木的生意 Maybe a tree-trimming business.

你用电锯样子 我不敢想 I couldn't see you with a chainsaw.

交给我吧 兄弟 Lay 'em on me, bro.

-谢谢 -别给我整倒闭了 - Thank you. - Don't run it into the ground.

好的 先生 Yes, sir.

好了 各位 最后一轮我请 All right, everybody. Last round's on me.

六年前 我开了这个酒吧 Six years ago, when I opened up this bar...

我和我的家人之间 ...things between me and my family...

不是很好 我经历了很多 ...weren't so good. I had a lot of growing up to do.

但这个酒吧把我们 带到一起 But this bar brought us back together...

让我们变得更强大 更接近我们的朋友 ...and made us stronger, brought us closer to our friends.

我会想念这个地方的 I'm gonna miss this place...

想念他们的面孔 日复一日 ...gonna miss all your faces, seeing 'em day after day...

年复一年 ...year after year.

这一切并不容易 I know it hasn't always been easy...

但毕竟 我们要为自己而战 ...but through it all, we fought hard for each other...

并忠于我们自己 ...and stayed true to who we are.

无论我们面对什么 No matter what we faced...

我们总是互相照顾 ...we always looked out for one another.

就像我 So as I...

就像我们 ...as we...

开启我们生活的新篇章 ...start this new chapter in our lives...

我想敬所有人 ...I want to raise a glass to all of you...

因为你们是我的英雄 ...because you're my heroes.

敬一个时代的结束 To the end of an era...

和新的开始 ...and to new beginnings.

-时刻准备着 -时刻准备着 - Semper paratus! - Semper paratus.

嘿 嘿 Hey, hey.

你还好吗？ Are you okay?

羊水破了吗？ Has your water broken?

-我们去医院 -是时候了 很疼 - Let's go. We're going to the hospital. - I think so. It's time. It hurts.

-亲爱的 打电话给医院 -我们得走了 - Honey, call the hospital. - We gotta go!

-我去开车 -我去拿婴儿包 - I'll get the car. - I'll go get the baby bag.

开门 Get the door.

来吧 乔治 Come on, George.

好了 说说今天的天气 All right, now it is time for your "Today" weather, and this is one...

又创下了世界纪录 ...for the history books if not a world record.

地平线上没有乌云 也没有风暴 There's not a cloud or a storm on the horizon.

所以 在这美好的一天 出去和家人共度一段时光吧 So get out, enjoy some time with the family on this beautiful day.

不要再有鲨卷风了 There won't be anything quite like it again.