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(birds chirping)
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(squealing)
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(skidding)
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- Got...
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The rest.
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Sorry.
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Okay.
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(birds chirping)
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(bicycle bell ringing)
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I don't know if I've
play this map before,
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this is a new one.
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It doesn't matter, I
have some brand new kush
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to help me kick some ass,
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which I don't know
if I mentioned yet,
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but I sort of swindled myself
into an abundant amount,
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not a crazy amount, but I
ripped Darryl off for the day.
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I told him I needed
a certain amount,
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but I definitely did not give
him enough money to pay for it
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and just rode off before
he could count the change.
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(laughs) It wasn't
a big amount, right,
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it was just an extra bud,
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and I thought I had
made my clean getaway.
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This guy, it turns into
an epic bike chase.
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He's like chasin'
me down the streets,
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a neighborhood I have
no idea about, right,
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so it's like, I'm
just takin' like,
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turn down this alley,
turn down this street,
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almost runnin' into parked cars,
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last second swerving out of
the way like a crazy champ.
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And he's chasin'
me through it all!
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He almost like pushed me
off my bike at one point.
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Ding, ding, ding, goes his bell,
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he's just tryin' to
like run me down.
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I don't know what her was
gonna do if he did catch me.
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What, would I just
apologize and give it back?
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I don't know, I mean,
he's not a terrible guy,
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but he's been kind of droppin'
the ball as a dealer lately,
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and that is why I'll say I
think he kind of deserved it.
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I mean, I don't
really feel too bad,
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again, it was a small amount.
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It could have been a lot worse.
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Like what if someone had
robbed him at weapon point?
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Right, like a gun, or
a knife, or something?
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I don't think it's
too different, I mean,
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like maybe a gun,
I don't really know
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how I would go about
getting something like that.
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But a knife you can get,
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there's all sorts
of like, you know,
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mountain biking or hiking shops
that sell stuff like that,
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it's a useful tool.
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I could have stolen his money!
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All his weed, right, like
someone else is probably
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gonna do that at some point,
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and if I hadn't prepped him
by robbing him the other day
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he'd of probably gotten
hurt or much worse, right.
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I am showing him
that the business
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he is in can be dangerous,
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and he needs to be prepared
for something like that.
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So, he said I'm on his
blacklist now though,
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whatever that means.
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Maybe he's gonna
send people after me.
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Fuck this guy, he's
not layin' off.
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(moaning over laptop)
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- [Man Over Laptop] Hey guys,
today I'm gonna teach you
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how to solve one of
the biggest mysteries
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ever known to civilization.
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The infamous--
(skipping)
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With your hand or a knife,
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and dislodge all the pieces
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so you can rearrange
until it's solved.
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But, so this is cheating,
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and it's not as impressive
as actually solving it
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in front of a real person.
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But in order to
actually solve it,
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you're gonna need to know
the notations and algorithms.
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So first one, left, you gotta
twist the left side clockwise.
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So first one, left, you gotta
twist the left side clockwise
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by one full rot--
(skipping)
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With the algorithms,
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this is one the most
important algorithms.
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Right inverted, right
inverted, right down.
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Do that six times,
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and the cubes will go back
in the original position.
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So, like this.
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One.
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Two.
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Three.
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Four.
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Five.
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- [Roommate] Aaron.
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- [Man Over Laptop]
See? Okay, awesome.
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So, now let's go ahead--
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- [Roommate] Aaron.
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- Yeah?
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- [Roommate] There's some
mail person here to see you.
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- [Aaron] Do I need
to sign for it?
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- Actually, you
have to pay for it
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because it's a
payment upon receipt.
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- Really? Okay, that's weird.
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Just give me a sec.
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- [Man Over Laptop]
So, what is ISIS?
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Who is the Islamic State?
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Where does it come from?
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What does it want? And why?
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Let's work through
these questions to
get a better picture.
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To begin, ISIS is the
illegitimate love child
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of Saddam Hussein's regime of
the terrorist group, al-Qaeda.
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- With a card? Great.
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- [Man Over Laptop] Which has
allowed ISIS to rise to power.
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- There you go.
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- [Man Over Laptop]
Some members of al-Qaeda
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moved from Afghanistan
into Iraq in order
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to fight the US who
invaded and overthrew
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Saddam Hussein in 2003.
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- It's not...
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I don't know.
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I can't pay for it now, though.
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I see it's from my mom though.
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It might as well
just get sent back?
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Is it okay if I just keep it?
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- No, I have to receive payment.
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- I'm sure she just
messed something up.
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- Well, you could try
calling her if you want,
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and she could pay for it.
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- I can't keep it now though?
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- No, sorry, you don't
have another card?
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- No, that's it.
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- Yeah, sorry, there's
nothing I can do.
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- Alright.
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- [Man Over Laptop]
In the early years,
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Baghdad belonged to al-Qaeda.
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However, in 2015, they
supplied orders from the camp
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and declared the group as
now the Islamic State of Iraq
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and Syria, know by its
acronym, I-S-I-S, ISIS.
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(ringing)
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- [Aaron] Hi, accounts?
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(slow jazz music)
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- [Operator] All
representatives are currently
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busy assisting other customers.
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Please hold, and your
call will be answered
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in the order it was received.
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(slow jazz music)
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All representatives
are currently
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busy assisting other customers.
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Please hold, and your
call will be answered
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in the order it was received.
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(slow jazz music)
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- [Girl] Hi, customer
service, how may I help you?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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- Yeah, I'm having an
issue with my account.
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- [Woman Over Laptop]
Who of you would like
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to make more money?
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- [Man Over Laptop] I'm
unemployed, so stop asking me,
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oh what do you do,
you use (stuttering).
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- [Woman Over Laptop]
She told me she thought
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I'd be perfect for the job.
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I was just the sort of
person who could say,
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"Go (blank) yourself,"
to the board,
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and especially not one where
the board is behaving badly.
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- [Man Over Laptop] Now, a
very small group of people
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have made over 3.1 million
dollars using this method.
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Most of them never even
been online before.
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Now, I'm gonna help a
million more people,
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and that includes you.
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If you don't watch till
the end of this video,
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I can't help you.
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But if you make it,
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you'll be walking out of here
with a $3,000 a month method.
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Risk-free, guaranteed.
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Don't believe me? Keep watching.
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You wanna spend
time with your kids,
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you've got dogs,
you wanna cook more.
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Hey, we get it, you're
looking for a way to make
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some quick cash from home.
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This method is what
you need to launch you
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on the path to success.
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Now, I didn't
invent this method,
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but I got to the top,
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and made $4,000
bucks in one month
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just by doing what I was told.
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(vibrating)
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- Hey Mom.
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I'm okay.
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I'm alright.
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That you mailed?
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Yeah, yeah, no, it came.
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I wasn't able to keep it though.
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The mailman, he was
pretty insistent
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it was a pay on
delivery, I think.
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Maybe by accident or
somethin' you maybe had that.
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So yeah, it's probably
on its way back to you
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at this point to be honest.
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Yeah, it's, I mean, I'm sure
it's an easy enough thing
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to mix up if you're doin' it
online or somethin' maybe.
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I was, it was a decent
size, so I mean,
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a few things, I
guess it could be.
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But once it's here, I'll
be sure to let you know.
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Yeah, yeah.
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So, as far as this month goes,
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I was wondering if maybe you
could help out with the rent?
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Uhh...
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All of it.
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Eh...
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Yeah.
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I know, I think, probably
now that I'm here,
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it'd be best to stay, and
like, just continue to try
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and work from, I think it'd
be too much of a step back
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at this point if
I were to go back.
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Yeah...
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I'm not sure where
you're calling from,
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but I think this is
a long distance call,
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so I think maybe we're
just gonna have to
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continue this chat later,
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and I may have to go.
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Yeah, you too, okay, bye-bye.
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Stupid.
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- [Man Over Laptop] ISIS
troops are well-armed.
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Their video shows how an ISIS
expert checks information
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in an on-line wanted database.
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Arabic subtitles
hopefully get the details.
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This member of the
liberal government
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is recorded in the
Jihadist search list.
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He will be executed on the spot.
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Such activities are
meticulously recorded
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in an ISIS annual
report 400 pages long.
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7,681 times ISIS
attacked in 2013.
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From suicide bombs
to sniper shots,
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everything was recorded.
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In the Washington based
Institute for the Study of War,
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a team led by Jessica Lewis
analyzed the ISIS report.
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- [Jessica] This
reminds us all so much
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of an annual record that
a company would produce
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that perhaps ISIS is showcasing
its performance for...
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- I'm gonna go sit down.
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- Okay.
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You can do one of those?
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- [Aaron] Yeah,
for the most part.
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- Do you have like a method?
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- Yeah, it's all
algorithms that you use,
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just a series of
steps to, you know,
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like okay, I move
these these to here
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without moving this one
out of the way, right,
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as soon as it comes in.
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So, if I go--
- Oh shit.
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(dripping)
(laughing)
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Aha.
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- You can go right
counterclockwise,
or clock, yeah,
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counterclockwise,
bottom counterclockwise,
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right clockwise, and
then, now this one's here
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if this all is remaining.
252
00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:31,542
And it's just steps like that
to get, you know, one side,
253
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:33,750
then you get the next layer
doing the same thing--
254
00:17:33,792 --> 00:17:35,375
- How do you get those two over?
255
00:17:35,417 --> 00:17:36,417
- You can...
256
00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:37,417
- [Roommate] Are you coming?
257
00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:38,417
- Yeah.
258
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:39,709
- [Roommate] Okay.
259
00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:42,041
- It was nice to meet you.
- Yeah.
260
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,166
(knocking)
261
00:18:07,625 --> 00:18:08,375
- [Roommate] Yo yo.
262
00:18:08,417 --> 00:18:09,959
- [Aaron] Yo.
263
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,709
- So, print and
internet went up.
264
00:18:14,083 --> 00:18:14,917
- Yeah.
265
00:18:20,959 --> 00:18:23,000
Is that your girlfriend?
266
00:18:23,041 --> 00:18:25,166
- The other day?
267
00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:26,041
Yeah.
268
00:18:27,875 --> 00:18:29,291
- [Aaron] She good?
269
00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:30,125
- Yeah.
270
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:47,000
- Welp, cool, cool.
271
00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:01,625
- [Boy Over Laptop] So,
should I stop the timer?
272
00:19:01,667 --> 00:19:04,375
You're over ten minutes.
273
00:19:04,417 --> 00:19:05,750
- Yeah, that same thing
happened to me again,
274
00:19:05,792 --> 00:19:07,709
I keep on trying to get
these corner pieces in,
275
00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:10,000
but there's something else in
the way in the first place,
276
00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:12,625
and it's doubling my
time when I'm just
277
00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:15,250
trying to get the
second row done.
278
00:19:17,041 --> 00:19:17,834
No way.
279
00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:24,458
There's no way that they could
have gone that far though.
280
00:19:26,959 --> 00:19:28,000
What?
281
00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:28,834
Really?
282
00:19:30,834 --> 00:19:32,417
After all that time?
283
00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:43,625
That is disgusting, wow.
284
00:19:46,417 --> 00:19:48,125
No, no, that would...
285
00:19:49,917 --> 00:19:52,083
I don't wish that on anyone.
286
00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:53,917
Ah.
287
00:19:56,583 --> 00:19:57,375
Ugh.
288
00:19:59,834 --> 00:20:01,375
I like all of those things.
289
00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:05,250
I wouldn't wanna do
without that at all.
290
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:06,083
Eee.
291
00:20:20,542 --> 00:20:22,875
(skidding)
292
00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:57,875
(upbeat rock music)
293
00:21:56,917 --> 00:21:59,959
So, the printer is out of ink.
294
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,750
I think it's your
turn to get more.
295
00:22:02,792 --> 00:22:03,917
- [Roommate] Oh yeah?
296
00:22:03,959 --> 00:22:04,709
- Yes.
297
00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:06,709
- [Roommate] Okay, okay.
298
00:22:06,750 --> 00:22:09,166
Oh wait, do you wanna
just, if you get it now,
299
00:22:09,208 --> 00:22:13,375
then we can just roll
it into internet later.
300
00:22:13,417 --> 00:22:16,917
- You mean you'll cover
the next internet?
301
00:22:16,959 --> 00:22:19,375
- [Roommate] Well, I'll
cover this internet.
302
00:22:19,417 --> 00:22:21,959
- Right, right, but
I think in general
303
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,625
we need the ink now anyways.
304
00:22:24,667 --> 00:22:26,375
- [Roommate] Okay.
305
00:22:26,417 --> 00:22:29,250
- So, yes, and I see
what you're saying.
306
00:22:29,291 --> 00:22:32,917
I do recall, however, the
last time we got pizza
307
00:22:32,959 --> 00:22:36,041
it was $20, I think,
and I fronted $15.
308
00:22:36,917 --> 00:22:38,834
Not that you owe all of that,
309
00:22:38,875 --> 00:22:42,000
but at least the extra five
that would've been yours.
310
00:22:42,041 --> 00:22:44,000
- [Roommate] Wait, so do
you want five dollars,
311
00:22:44,041 --> 00:22:46,250
or do you want the ink?
312
00:22:46,291 --> 00:22:48,709
- The ink, definitely the ink.
313
00:22:50,542 --> 00:22:52,959
- [Roommate] Yeah, I
mean, there's that,
314
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,667
and then toilet
paper that I got.
315
00:22:58,041 --> 00:23:00,000
- You got the toilet
paper last time?
316
00:23:00,041 --> 00:23:01,166
Did I not pitch some up front
317
00:23:01,208 --> 00:23:03,375
because I got detergent as well.
318
00:23:03,417 --> 00:23:06,125
I feel like we usually get
those at the same time.
319
00:23:06,166 --> 00:23:09,291
- [Roommate] Well, but they
sort of even themselves out.
320
00:23:09,333 --> 00:23:14,250
- Really, I think detergent
was like $12, $13 or something.
321
00:23:14,291 --> 00:23:16,375
- [Roommate] Where are
you getting detergent?
322
00:23:16,417 --> 00:23:17,208
- Umm...
323
00:23:18,667 --> 00:23:20,000
- [Roommate] Yeah,
it should be less.
324
00:23:20,041 --> 00:23:23,041
- I think it's like a
fabric softener as well,
325
00:23:23,083 --> 00:23:25,500
so like a two in
one or something.
326
00:23:25,542 --> 00:23:29,333
- [Roommate] Okay, so,
sorry, but you want...
327
00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:32,375
But it's still mathematic,
like I still come out,
328
00:23:32,417 --> 00:23:33,750
we could still do this--
329
00:23:33,792 --> 00:23:35,250
- Yeah, because it's what--
330
00:23:35,291 --> 00:23:36,834
- [Roommate] We could
still you just get the ink,
331
00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:38,000
and then that's fine.
332
00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:41,250
Because it's the $15
minus toilet paper.
333
00:23:42,959 --> 00:23:46,834
- But then plus, like minus
from what you owe, or...
334
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,500
Because then when
we add detergent...
335
00:23:51,542 --> 00:23:52,250
Phil Salib.
336
00:23:53,792 --> 00:23:55,291
I am Phil Salib at...
337
00:23:57,458 --> 00:23:59,083
2392.
338
00:24:00,667 --> 00:24:01,458
Yep, yes.
339
00:24:02,834 --> 00:24:04,834
Phil Salib, right, 2392.
340
00:24:06,959 --> 00:24:09,667
That's Phil Salib
at 2392 street.
341
00:24:12,417 --> 00:24:16,208
Manager at Mama's Pizza,
right, Phil Salib, not Aaron.
342
00:24:17,709 --> 00:24:19,709
Phil Salib, mmm-hmm, 2392.
343
00:24:37,875 --> 00:24:41,166
Hi, yeah, I'd like to
change my PIN number.
344
00:24:43,667 --> 00:24:45,458
Yeah, it's Phil Salib.
345
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:53,917
Yeah, 7133.
346
00:25:03,667 --> 00:25:05,333
Yeah, yeah.
347
00:25:05,375 --> 00:25:07,709
Expiration date you've got...
348
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,166
October of 2017.
349
00:25:14,542 --> 00:25:15,458
Yeah, it's...
350
00:25:16,458 --> 00:25:17,250
2392.
351
00:25:21,417 --> 00:25:23,792
Do you need the postal code too?
352
00:25:23,834 --> 00:25:26,417
Yeah, M6S...
353
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,417
Oh, I didn't think
that was something
354
00:25:36,458 --> 00:25:39,125
I could just do over the phone.
355
00:25:39,166 --> 00:25:43,000
Just, you know, for
protection and everything.
356
00:25:44,500 --> 00:25:48,000
Identity theft is always
an issue with that, right.
357
00:25:52,917 --> 00:25:55,291
Is there other information
I could give you instead?
358
00:25:55,333 --> 00:25:58,000
It's just I don't
feel comfortable
359
00:25:58,041 --> 00:26:00,375
saying the social
insurance number.
360
00:26:00,417 --> 00:26:03,917
Yeah, like, I'm a manager
for Mama's Pizza right now,
361
00:26:03,959 --> 00:26:06,542
I've been doin' that since 2012.
362
00:26:06,583 --> 00:26:10,125
Before that I was meat
clerk for a meat market.
363
00:26:10,166 --> 00:26:12,250
Did that from 2009 to 2011.
364
00:26:13,834 --> 00:26:15,875
I can, yeah, yeah, it's...
365
00:26:19,375 --> 00:26:22,000
I can get you a Linkedin account
366
00:26:22,041 --> 00:26:24,375
that has all this
information as well.
367
00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:25,125
It's got...
368
00:26:36,208 --> 00:26:40,375
I mean, of course, I can assure
you I am who I am, right.
369
00:26:40,417 --> 00:26:44,333
I think it should just be
as easy as telling you.
370
00:26:46,583 --> 00:26:47,291
Okay, yeah.
371
00:27:09,834 --> 00:27:12,542
- [Man Over Laptop] Hey
guys, Dean Tardioli here,
372
00:27:12,583 --> 00:27:16,583
doin' a neknomination video
as you can probably tell.
373
00:27:18,083 --> 00:27:21,709
So, what we're thinkin'
is first I wanna thank
374
00:27:24,166 --> 00:27:28,500
my good buddy, Matt
Mitchell, for nominating me.
375
00:27:28,542 --> 00:27:31,000
Thanks man, you
really nailed yours,
376
00:27:31,041 --> 00:27:32,542
so I thought I'd up mine.
377
00:27:32,583 --> 00:27:35,000
I'm going for two shots here,
378
00:27:35,041 --> 00:27:38,458
and I expect those that I
nominate to go for more.
379
00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:40,750
So, let's get to it.
380
00:27:40,792 --> 00:27:42,458
Here we go, bottoms up.
381
00:27:52,917 --> 00:27:56,000
That's good, that's
good, alright.
382
00:27:56,041 --> 00:27:57,333
I'm a nominate...
383
00:27:59,542 --> 00:28:04,000
Let's see here, Emily
Keys, Marcus Sullivan,
384
00:28:04,041 --> 00:28:08,083
and tallest man alive,
Aaron Keogh, alright.
385
00:28:08,125 --> 00:28:10,959
Pizza to wash down the alcohol,
386
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,166
that's what they say, right.
387
00:28:14,625 --> 00:28:16,625
Got three or four hours.
388
00:29:03,375 --> 00:29:06,041
- I'd like to thank Dean for
the wonderful neknomination,
389
00:29:06,083 --> 00:29:08,041
you know, I
appreciate it so much.
390
00:29:08,083 --> 00:29:11,583
I'm gonna go ahead
and pour myself...
391
00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:12,417
One.
392
00:29:14,250 --> 00:29:15,000
Two.
393
00:29:15,041 --> 00:29:16,375
And here we go.
394
00:29:16,417 --> 00:29:17,834
I think this is a bit more
than what you did, Dean.
395
00:29:17,875 --> 00:29:18,875
Three shots.
396
00:29:19,875 --> 00:29:21,750
So, let's get this
party started,
397
00:29:21,792 --> 00:29:23,500
if you know what I mean!
398
00:29:23,542 --> 00:29:26,083
So, here we go, doin'
the neknomination video
399
00:29:26,125 --> 00:29:27,291
like everyone's lovin' to do,
400
00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:30,083
and we got a garbage shot!
401
00:29:30,125 --> 00:29:32,542
Argh, we got a recycling shot!
402
00:29:33,959 --> 00:29:36,458
Ooh, and we got a compost shot!
403
00:29:42,166 --> 00:29:43,417
Thank you for the
neknomination again.
404
00:29:43,458 --> 00:29:46,583
I'd like to neknominate
Greg Wasylyszn,
405
00:29:48,333 --> 00:29:51,291
and Jordan Kerr, you
guys got 24 hours.
406
00:29:51,333 --> 00:29:52,125
Do it up.
407
00:30:51,583 --> 00:30:52,792
Afterburners go!
408
00:30:56,959 --> 00:30:58,625
Oh fuck.
409
00:30:58,667 --> 00:31:01,041
- So, I've been
goin' over our list
410
00:31:01,083 --> 00:31:03,875
of potential destinations.
- Right.
411
00:31:06,375 --> 00:31:09,500
- Yeah, I went ahead and
took Kiev off of that list.
412
00:31:09,542 --> 00:31:12,667
- Oh, (laughs), okay.
413
00:31:12,709 --> 00:31:16,500
- I hear it's nice,
just not right now.
414
00:31:16,542 --> 00:31:19,625
- Right, right, I agree, okay.
415
00:31:19,667 --> 00:31:22,875
- Okay, that's solved.
(laughing)
416
00:31:22,917 --> 00:31:24,834
- It's all good though, man,
417
00:31:24,875 --> 00:31:27,000
I just got blown
out of my plane.
418
00:31:27,041 --> 00:31:28,291
I'm parachuting down now.
419
00:31:28,333 --> 00:31:30,709
I think I'm gonna be
up here for awhile.
420
00:31:30,750 --> 00:31:32,333
Ooo, check this out!
421
00:31:35,208 --> 00:31:37,917
Rasta! (laughs)
422
00:31:37,959 --> 00:31:38,875
- [Boy Over Laptop] Very nice!
423
00:31:38,917 --> 00:31:40,000
- Right!
424
00:31:40,041 --> 00:31:41,041
- [Boy Over Laptop]
I like that a lot.
425
00:31:41,083 --> 00:31:42,417
- I think I got the order right.
426
00:31:42,458 --> 00:31:44,000
- [Boy Over Laptop] I
may screen cap that even,
427
00:31:44,041 --> 00:31:45,625
and set it as my background.
(laughing)
428
00:31:45,667 --> 00:31:48,000
- I'll try and get it straight.
429
00:31:48,041 --> 00:31:50,625
- I was at work the other day,
430
00:31:50,667 --> 00:31:53,792
and I borrowed my
friends Rubik's cube,
431
00:31:54,917 --> 00:31:57,000
and I did a side.
- Really?
432
00:31:57,875 --> 00:31:59,125
- I did a whole top side, yeah.
433
00:31:59,166 --> 00:32:02,083
So, I did what you, I
followed your basic,
434
00:32:02,125 --> 00:32:04,125
like your teachings.
435
00:32:04,166 --> 00:32:06,208
So, I started with, like
I figured out the thingies
436
00:32:06,250 --> 00:32:07,875
in the middle, what
do you call those?
437
00:32:07,917 --> 00:32:09,625
- The center pieces?
- The core.
438
00:32:09,667 --> 00:32:11,000
- Yeah, they're locked in.
439
00:32:11,041 --> 00:32:12,458
- Oh, (laughs)
they're locked in.
440
00:32:12,500 --> 00:32:14,000
- Yeah, those ones don't
move no matter what.
441
00:32:14,041 --> 00:32:15,333
- Yeah, so those
ones are locked in,
442
00:32:15,375 --> 00:32:16,917
and so I went off of that one,
443
00:32:16,959 --> 00:32:20,875
and I went with yellow
as what I was going for
444
00:32:20,917 --> 00:32:22,959
for my top one.
- Right.
445
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,917
- And using your
handy algorithms.
446
00:32:25,959 --> 00:32:28,000
- Yep, yeah.
- Got me a top.
447
00:32:28,041 --> 00:32:29,625
- You got a full side completed?
448
00:32:29,667 --> 00:32:31,458
- A full side, well, I
guess it could be any side.
449
00:32:31,500 --> 00:32:32,834
It's not necessarily
the top, right.
450
00:32:32,875 --> 00:32:35,000
- Right.
- It's top now, bottom.
451
00:32:35,041 --> 00:32:36,375
- Switch it over,
it's all relative.
452
00:32:36,417 --> 00:32:40,208
- Yeah, so, but then I
tried doing a second row,
453
00:32:41,917 --> 00:32:45,291
like a second side and it
really screwed everything up.
454
00:32:48,208 --> 00:32:49,834
- Well, that's what
algorithms are for,
455
00:32:49,875 --> 00:32:51,000
so that you can, you know.
456
00:32:51,041 --> 00:32:54,250
- But that's infuriating
and I hate it,
457
00:32:54,291 --> 00:32:56,041
so I'm gonna have to keep
trying is what I'm saying.
458
00:32:56,083 --> 00:32:59,625
I gave it a lot of
paid work hours,
459
00:32:59,667 --> 00:33:01,542
but I'm gonna solve it--
460
00:33:01,583 --> 00:33:02,792
- Well, then you got it at work.
461
00:33:02,834 --> 00:33:04,041
Is it just at work still?
462
00:33:04,083 --> 00:33:05,583
- It's at work, it's on my desk.
463
00:33:05,625 --> 00:33:07,542
It's under like a bunch of
papers that look like real work.
464
00:33:07,583 --> 00:33:09,000
- And you wanna get
the whole thing done?
465
00:33:09,041 --> 00:33:10,750
- Oh, I'm gonna get the
whole thing done, for sure.
466
00:33:10,792 --> 00:33:12,375
- It's not easy to get
the whole thing done.
467
00:33:12,417 --> 00:33:14,750
- There's like 12 year olds
on YouTube who have done it.
468
00:33:14,792 --> 00:33:18,417
- But if you know the
algorithms you can do it, yeah.
469
00:33:18,458 --> 00:33:20,375
- [Man Over Phone]
One, two, three, four.
470
00:33:20,417 --> 00:33:21,959
- [Aaron] Yep.
471
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,500
- [Man Over Phone]
One, one, one, one.
472
00:33:23,542 --> 00:33:25,083
- [Aaron] Yep.
473
00:33:25,125 --> 00:33:27,125
- [Man Over Phone]
Zero, zero, zero, zero.
474
00:33:27,166 --> 00:33:28,834
- [Aaron] Yep.
475
00:33:28,875 --> 00:33:30,625
- [Man Over Phone] Seven,
seven, seven, seven.
476
00:33:30,667 --> 00:33:32,208
- Yep.
477
00:33:32,250 --> 00:33:34,000
- [Man Over Phone]
Zero, zero, zero, zero.
478
00:33:34,041 --> 00:33:35,542
- Yep.
479
00:33:35,583 --> 00:33:37,291
- [Man Over Phone]
Four, four, four, four.
480
00:33:37,333 --> 00:33:38,917
- Yep.
481
00:33:38,959 --> 00:33:40,583
- [Man Over Phone]
Two, two, two, two.
482
00:33:40,625 --> 00:33:41,834
- [Aaron] Yep.
483
00:33:43,083 --> 00:33:46,291
- [Man Over Phone]
(laughs) 69, 69.
484
00:33:46,333 --> 00:33:49,000
- [Aaron] (laughs)
Yep, of course.
485
00:33:49,041 --> 00:33:51,208
- [Man Over Phone]
Nine, nine, nine, nine.
486
00:33:51,250 --> 00:33:53,041
- [Aaron] Yep.
487
00:33:53,083 --> 00:33:55,000
- [Man Over Phone] Three,
three, three, three.
488
00:33:55,041 --> 00:33:55,875
- Yep.
489
00:33:57,041 --> 00:33:58,959
- [Man Over Phone]
Five, five, five, five.
490
00:33:59,000 --> 00:33:59,792
- Yep.
491
00:34:01,166 --> 00:34:04,250
- [Man Over Phone]
Six, six, six, six.
492
00:34:04,291 --> 00:34:06,083
- Number of the beast.
493
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:07,792
Yep.
494
00:34:09,208 --> 00:34:11,125
- [Man Over Phone] Eight,
eight, eight, eight.
495
00:34:11,166 --> 00:34:12,000
- Yep.
496
00:34:13,166 --> 00:34:14,291
- [Man Over Phone]
Four, three, two, one.
497
00:34:14,333 --> 00:34:16,000
- [Aaron] Got it.
498
00:34:16,041 --> 00:34:17,959
- [Man Over Phone]
One, zero, one, zero.
499
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,166
- [Aaron] Yep.
500
00:34:22,083 --> 00:34:23,750
- [Man Over Phone] Might
as well try this one.
501
00:34:23,792 --> 00:34:26,750
A bit of a hail Mary, but
it's the least common.
502
00:34:26,792 --> 00:34:28,959
Eight, zero, six, eight.
503
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,041
- [Aaron] Got it.
504
00:34:31,083 --> 00:34:33,125
That's all the ones
they mentioned?
505
00:34:33,166 --> 00:34:34,667
- [Man Over Phone]
That's all of them.
506
00:34:34,709 --> 00:34:36,250
- [Aaron] Okay.
507
00:34:36,291 --> 00:34:37,875
Man, people are lazy.
508
00:34:37,917 --> 00:34:40,542
There's so many of
them here that are,
509
00:34:40,583 --> 00:34:44,375
they're just typin' the
same shit over and over.
510
00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:46,750
Well, whatever.
511
00:35:15,834 --> 00:35:17,959
- [Man Over Laptop] The
further you research,
512
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:21,291
the deeper that you
investigate how it is
513
00:35:21,333 --> 00:35:23,583
that we feel that
we live our lives,
514
00:35:23,625 --> 00:35:27,625
the more you begin to understand
that we've been deceived.
515
00:35:29,959 --> 00:35:32,291
We've had the wool
pulled over our eyes
516
00:35:32,333 --> 00:35:34,417
by every institution.
517
00:35:34,458 --> 00:35:37,041
So, why would our
religious organizations
518
00:35:37,083 --> 00:35:39,041
be any damn different?
519
00:35:39,083 --> 00:35:41,583
What is it about the
church that makes them
520
00:35:41,625 --> 00:35:43,959
immune to corruption?
521
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:47,250
In fact, I'd argue
that our religious--
522
00:35:47,291 --> 00:35:48,083
- Aaron?
523
00:35:49,166 --> 00:35:50,250
- [Aaron] Yeah.
524
00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:55,709
- Did you use my booze
for your neknomination?
525
00:35:57,458 --> 00:35:59,792
- [Aaron] The booze in the
cabinet above the fridge?
526
00:35:59,834 --> 00:36:02,291
- Yeah, my booze in the cabinet.
527
00:36:02,333 --> 00:36:05,041
- Yes, I think that
is what I used.
528
00:36:07,291 --> 00:36:08,917
- Okay, um, that's cool.
529
00:36:08,959 --> 00:36:12,959
Next time, just like ask
if you wanna use my stuff.
530
00:36:14,166 --> 00:36:15,875
- [Aaron] Yeah, no
that's no problem.
531
00:36:15,917 --> 00:36:17,041
I will do that.
532
00:36:18,041 --> 00:36:20,208
- Your recycle shot doe!
533
00:36:20,250 --> 00:36:22,208
- [Aaron] (laughs) Compost shot!
534
00:36:22,250 --> 00:36:23,250
(laughing)
535
00:36:23,291 --> 00:36:25,041
Garbage shot!
536
00:36:25,083 --> 00:36:26,917
Recycling shot!
537
00:36:26,959 --> 00:36:29,375
- [Man Over Laptop]
Institutions are perhaps by far
538
00:36:29,417 --> 00:36:33,041
the most morally corroded
and ethically bankrupt
539
00:36:33,083 --> 00:36:36,041
systems of them all
because they are...
540
00:37:24,375 --> 00:37:26,208
- So, I'm sittin' at
this New York fries,
541
00:37:26,250 --> 00:37:29,959
waiting to order and I
realized that Michael Bublé
542
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,917
is playing on the radio,
543
00:37:31,959 --> 00:37:34,000
and I think Michael Bublé
is a Canadian champ.
544
00:37:34,041 --> 00:37:35,667
I don't think we hear
enough of Michael Bublé,
545
00:37:35,709 --> 00:37:37,834
so I was pretty happy about it,
546
00:37:37,875 --> 00:37:39,166
and by the time I got up there,
547
00:37:39,208 --> 00:37:41,000
Michael Bublé was still playing,
548
00:37:41,041 --> 00:37:43,458
so I tell the guy
who's serving me, I go,
549
00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:45,125
"Hey, Michael Bublé is
pretty great, right?"
550
00:37:45,166 --> 00:37:47,083
He's like, "Yeah, yeah,
I love Michael Bublé.
551
00:37:47,125 --> 00:37:48,875
"He reminds me of Frank."
552
00:37:48,917 --> 00:37:50,417
And I go, "Who?"
553
00:37:50,458 --> 00:37:52,000
And he goes, "Frank Sinatra,
you know Frank Sinatra?"
554
00:37:52,041 --> 00:37:54,583
And I go, "Yeah, but have
you met Frank Sinatra?"
555
00:37:54,625 --> 00:37:56,375
He goes, "No."
556
00:37:56,417 --> 00:37:57,875
I'm like, "Do you know his
son, Frank Sinatra Jr.?"
557
00:37:57,917 --> 00:37:59,041
He goes, "No," and I'm like,
558
00:37:59,083 --> 00:38:01,166
"Then you can't
really call 'em Frank.
559
00:38:01,208 --> 00:38:03,000
"You're not his buddy,
you're not friends with him."
560
00:38:03,041 --> 00:38:05,000
And the guy just sort of
just gives me a weird look,
561
00:38:05,041 --> 00:38:06,083
give me my fries, and goes like,
562
00:38:06,125 --> 00:38:08,667
"Okay man, have a good day."
563
00:38:08,709 --> 00:38:10,875
So, I'm on the bus with
my fries eating away,
564
00:38:10,917 --> 00:38:13,208
and this sort of bigger
woman accidentally
565
00:38:13,250 --> 00:38:16,875
knocks my arm, and I drop
my fries on the ground.
566
00:38:16,917 --> 00:38:19,000
And I'm like, "Fuck, my fries."
567
00:38:19,041 --> 00:38:20,333
So, I'm looking at
them on the ground,
568
00:38:20,375 --> 00:38:22,000
and I don't know what to
do in this situation.
569
00:38:22,041 --> 00:38:23,125
Do I pick up the fries?
570
00:38:23,166 --> 00:38:24,667
Do I carry around
dirty fries with me?
571
00:38:24,709 --> 00:38:26,750
I'm not gonna eat 'em anymore.
572
00:38:26,792 --> 00:38:29,709
And obviously, there's a
guy sitting across the bar,
573
00:38:29,750 --> 00:38:32,667
sorry, not the bar, the bus,
574
00:38:32,709 --> 00:38:34,417
and he's looking at me.
575
00:38:34,458 --> 00:38:36,250
He sees me lookin' at
the fries, and he goes,
576
00:38:36,291 --> 00:38:38,625
"Hey man, you gonna
pick up your fries?"
577
00:38:38,667 --> 00:38:40,917
I go, "I don't know what
to do in this situation?
578
00:38:40,959 --> 00:38:42,625
"Do I pick up he
fries? Do I not?"
579
00:38:42,667 --> 00:38:44,000
He goes, "I don't
care what you do!
580
00:38:44,041 --> 00:38:45,917
"Just pick up your fries!
581
00:38:45,959 --> 00:38:48,000
"your dirtying up
everyone's area."
582
00:38:48,041 --> 00:38:50,000
So it's like, "Maybe I
won't pick up my fries now.
583
00:38:50,041 --> 00:38:51,166
"You're being a little rude."
584
00:38:51,208 --> 00:38:53,125
And so we sort of
have a back and forth,
585
00:38:53,166 --> 00:38:54,709
and I ended up kicking
the fries towards him
586
00:38:54,750 --> 00:38:56,000
to be passive aggressive.
587
00:38:56,041 --> 00:38:57,625
Anyways, I made it
off the bus just fine
588
00:38:57,667 --> 00:38:59,875
without having to
pick up the fries.
589
00:38:59,917 --> 00:39:01,542
I'm walking along, go to work,
590
00:39:01,583 --> 00:39:03,291
which I work from home,
591
00:39:05,166 --> 00:39:07,375
and I see this black truck
parked on the side of the road.
592
00:39:07,417 --> 00:39:09,000
There's this guy sittin' in it,
593
00:39:09,041 --> 00:39:11,625
he looks at me, I look at
him, and he goes, "Faggot."
594
00:39:11,667 --> 00:39:13,000
- What?
595
00:39:13,041 --> 00:39:14,458
- I was like,
"Okay man, thanks,"
596
00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:16,291
and just kept walkin' along.
597
00:39:16,333 --> 00:39:18,500
Next day I'm on the bus
listening to Michael Bublé
598
00:39:18,542 --> 00:39:19,875
because of the day before.
599
00:39:19,917 --> 00:39:20,875
I'm listenin' and
I'm rockin' out
600
00:39:20,917 --> 00:39:22,125
a little too loud on the bus,
601
00:39:22,166 --> 00:39:24,667
and this woman taps me
on the shoulder, goes,
602
00:39:24,709 --> 00:39:26,000
"Yeah, can you turn
down your music?"
603
00:39:26,041 --> 00:39:27,542
I go, "Yeah," and she goes,
604
00:39:27,583 --> 00:39:29,500
"But Michael Bublé
is pretty good."
605
00:39:29,542 --> 00:39:30,917
I go, "Yeah, he's
great," she goes,
606
00:39:30,959 --> 00:39:32,709
"Yeah, he reminds me of Frank."
607
00:39:32,750 --> 00:39:34,500
I go, "Frank who?"
608
00:39:34,542 --> 00:39:36,291
Because I don't
remember the day before.
609
00:39:36,333 --> 00:39:38,625
She goes, "You know,
Frank Sinatra."
610
00:39:38,667 --> 00:39:40,291
I'm like, "Do you
know Frank Sinatra?"
611
00:39:40,333 --> 00:39:41,583
She's like, "No."
612
00:39:41,625 --> 00:39:43,709
"Do you know his son,
Frank Sinatra Jr.?"
613
00:39:43,750 --> 00:39:47,417
She's like, "No, I don't
know him either" and I go,
614
00:39:47,458 --> 00:39:48,834
"Then you can't
really call 'em Frank.
615
00:39:48,875 --> 00:39:50,375
"You're not buddies with him.
616
00:39:50,417 --> 00:39:51,875
"You're not friends, you
don't know him personally."
617
00:39:51,917 --> 00:39:53,458
She's like, "Okay, man."
618
00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:56,125
So, I put my headphones back
in and I keep jamming out.
619
00:39:56,166 --> 00:39:58,125
Later that day, I'm back
on the bus, I sit down,
620
00:39:58,166 --> 00:40:00,834
and I realize, boom,
fries are on the ground.
621
00:40:00,875 --> 00:40:02,000
These aren't mine though,
622
00:40:02,041 --> 00:40:03,166
these are the different
types of fries,
623
00:40:03,208 --> 00:40:04,667
I don't know who spilt these.
624
00:40:04,709 --> 00:40:06,291
I'm staring at them.
625
00:40:06,333 --> 00:40:09,500
Anyways, someone gets on the
bus, looks at me, and goes,
626
00:40:09,542 --> 00:40:11,333
"You gonna pick up those fries?"
627
00:40:11,375 --> 00:40:15,083
Same thing happens, except
this time I didn't drop them,
628
00:40:15,125 --> 00:40:16,917
so I was very
defensive about it.
629
00:40:16,959 --> 00:40:18,375
I was like, "They're not mine."
630
00:40:18,417 --> 00:40:19,917
- Rightfully so.
631
00:40:19,959 --> 00:40:22,291
- Got off the bus, low and
behold, black truck zooms by me,
632
00:40:22,333 --> 00:40:24,041
"Hey, remember me, faggot?"
633
00:40:24,083 --> 00:40:25,750
He yells out the window.
- What?
634
00:40:25,792 --> 00:40:28,542
- (laughs) I'm like, come on.
635
00:40:28,583 --> 00:40:31,125
So, the next day,
I'm on the bus again,
636
00:40:31,166 --> 00:40:35,000
I got fries, I'm eating them,
but I am safe as can be,
637
00:40:35,041 --> 00:40:36,625
you know what I mean,
638
00:40:36,667 --> 00:40:39,166
it really shows my dedication
to french fries (laughs).
639
00:40:39,208 --> 00:40:42,041
So, I get off the bus,
and I've successfully
640
00:40:42,083 --> 00:40:43,500
made it through a bus
ride without having
641
00:40:43,542 --> 00:40:45,417
spilled fries around me.
642
00:40:45,458 --> 00:40:48,125
And I'm walking along
all proud, and you know,
643
00:40:48,166 --> 00:40:51,041
little do I know, black
truck zooms by me, "Faggot!"
644
00:40:51,083 --> 00:40:53,500
I'm startled, I drop
my fries everywhere,
645
00:40:53,542 --> 00:40:55,166
I'm staring at them
on the ground going,
646
00:40:55,208 --> 00:40:57,583
"Oh my God, not again."
647
00:40:57,625 --> 00:41:00,667
And I look up, and
I see these people
648
00:41:00,709 --> 00:41:03,250
staring at me from their porch.
649
00:41:03,291 --> 00:41:04,583
And I'm looking at the fries,
650
00:41:04,625 --> 00:41:05,834
and they're looking
at me, and they go,
651
00:41:05,875 --> 00:41:07,625
"Hey, you gonna
pick up your fries?"
652
00:41:07,667 --> 00:41:08,959
I was just like, "Yeah."
653
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,000
So, I pick 'em up,
I throw 'em out.
654
00:41:11,041 --> 00:41:14,083
Anyways, I'm talking to Greg
on the phone the next day,
655
00:41:14,125 --> 00:41:15,625
and I'm telling him
all this weird stuff,
656
00:41:15,667 --> 00:41:16,875
and I go, it reminded me of like
657
00:41:16,917 --> 00:41:18,375
a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.
658
00:41:18,417 --> 00:41:21,166
I felt like Larry going
through all these weird things.
659
00:41:21,208 --> 00:41:23,667
He goes, "Larry who?"
660
00:41:23,709 --> 00:41:25,083
I go, "You know, Larry
David, the main character
661
00:41:25,125 --> 00:41:26,375
"on Curb Your Enthusiasm."
662
00:41:26,417 --> 00:41:28,500
He goes, "Do you
know Larry David?"
663
00:41:28,542 --> 00:41:29,417
I'm like, "No," and he's like,
664
00:41:29,458 --> 00:41:31,417
"How can you say that?
665
00:41:31,458 --> 00:41:33,208
"You don't know him,
he's not your friend."
666
00:41:33,250 --> 00:41:36,083
And I'm like, "Anyways,
it was a weird weekend."
667
00:41:36,125 --> 00:41:38,250
(laughing)
668
00:42:16,166 --> 00:42:19,208
- I couldn't take out any money.
669
00:42:19,250 --> 00:42:20,500
I tried like three times,
670
00:42:20,542 --> 00:42:23,834
I think the machine is
broken or somethin',
671
00:42:23,875 --> 00:42:26,750
but I don't have any
cash for tonight.
672
00:42:26,792 --> 00:42:28,125
I don't know if maybe you could.
673
00:42:28,166 --> 00:42:30,166
- Ah, yeah, no problem, man.
- Sorry.
674
00:42:30,208 --> 00:42:33,125
I used the cash I did
have for the coat check.
675
00:42:33,166 --> 00:42:35,458
It was just, it would just load,
676
00:42:35,500 --> 00:42:37,458
and wouldn't--
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
677
00:42:37,500 --> 00:42:40,458
- It spit the card
back out each time.
678
00:42:40,500 --> 00:42:41,792
Appreciate it, thanks.
679
00:42:41,834 --> 00:42:44,625
- It's been a good
month, you know,.
680
00:42:46,792 --> 00:42:48,875
- How much of a tip was that?
681
00:42:48,917 --> 00:42:50,500
- It doesn't matter.
682
00:42:54,750 --> 00:42:57,417
(birds chirping)
683
00:43:28,125 --> 00:43:29,041
Hey man.
- Yo.
684
00:43:43,792 --> 00:43:44,542
- Yep.
685
00:43:44,583 --> 00:43:46,000
- [Aaron] Sorry.
686
00:43:47,083 --> 00:43:48,417
- That's alright.
687
00:44:05,208 --> 00:44:09,041
- Listen, sort of the reason
I came down here, I mean,
688
00:44:09,083 --> 00:44:12,500
other than to hang
out, have a good time,
689
00:44:12,542 --> 00:44:15,208
you know, buy you
a couple beers.
690
00:44:15,250 --> 00:44:19,291
How do you feel about
making an extra...
691
00:44:19,333 --> 00:44:20,959
2 to $3,000 a month?
692
00:44:22,333 --> 00:44:27,166
- (laughs) Sure, I mean--
- Listen, listen.
693
00:44:27,208 --> 00:44:29,625
I've been working with
this organization,
694
00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:32,041
and it's been a little
over a month now.
695
00:44:32,083 --> 00:44:34,000
And we're expanding,
and that really speaks
696
00:44:34,041 --> 00:44:35,792
to the success of the company,
697
00:44:35,834 --> 00:44:38,709
and I wanna include
you in that expansion.
698
00:44:38,750 --> 00:44:40,625
Now, you're a hard
worker, you know,
699
00:44:40,667 --> 00:44:41,542
you're very personable, I mean,
700
00:44:41,583 --> 00:44:42,834
we've been friends for forever,
701
00:44:42,875 --> 00:44:44,375
you're great with numbers,
702
00:44:44,417 --> 00:44:46,500
those are the kind of traits
that we're looking for.
703
00:44:46,542 --> 00:44:48,375
Alright, and you're probably
asking yourself right now,
704
00:44:48,417 --> 00:44:50,041
"What does he do?"
705
00:44:50,083 --> 00:44:53,166
Well, I just follow other
people's directions,
706
00:44:53,208 --> 00:44:54,792
and I work hard,
and I get to do it
707
00:44:54,834 --> 00:44:58,166
from the comfort of my own
couch, I work from home.
708
00:44:58,208 --> 00:45:01,208
You know, I got a suit
and tie, but you know,
709
00:45:01,250 --> 00:45:03,250
when am I gonna wear
it, right, right?
710
00:45:03,291 --> 00:45:05,333
- Okay.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
711
00:45:05,375 --> 00:45:09,917
- So, that $2,000, that's
not the cap, alright,
712
00:45:09,959 --> 00:45:12,417
the amount of money that
you make out of this
713
00:45:12,458 --> 00:45:13,917
is based off of
the amount of work
714
00:45:13,959 --> 00:45:15,458
that you're willing
to put into it.
715
00:45:15,500 --> 00:45:19,417
I know people who started
making two, three grand a month,
716
00:45:19,458 --> 00:45:21,000
now they're making
ten grand a month,
717
00:45:21,041 --> 00:45:23,250
and some people would
consider that a bad month.
718
00:45:23,291 --> 00:45:25,834
So, if you wanna work hard,
you're gonna make buck,
719
00:45:25,875 --> 00:45:27,250
but if you wanna take it easy,
720
00:45:27,291 --> 00:45:29,000
take a week off, you
know, and a supervisor
721
00:45:29,041 --> 00:45:31,542
breathing down your neck
telling you to get back to work.
722
00:45:31,583 --> 00:45:34,875
It's a great opportunity,
and I thought, you know,
723
00:45:34,917 --> 00:45:36,417
what kind of friend would I be
724
00:45:36,458 --> 00:45:39,959
if I didn't come down
here and pitch it to you?
725
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,583
So, what do you say?
726
00:45:42,625 --> 00:45:44,417
You wanna work together?
727
00:45:45,959 --> 00:45:47,041
- Well, like...
728
00:45:49,250 --> 00:45:50,041
What is...
729
00:45:51,166 --> 00:45:53,083
It kind of sounds like...
730
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,583
Sort of...
731
00:45:56,625 --> 00:45:58,333
What is it that you do?
732
00:46:27,208 --> 00:46:29,625
- Well, that was fun!
- Yeah, yeah.
733
00:46:29,667 --> 00:46:31,208
Good time.
734
00:46:31,250 --> 00:46:32,834
- Definitely gonna have
to do it again some time.
735
00:46:32,875 --> 00:46:34,250
- For sure.
- Yeah.
736
00:46:35,417 --> 00:46:36,041
Alright!
737
00:46:37,834 --> 00:46:39,166
- I'll get the drinks next time.
738
00:46:39,208 --> 00:46:40,834
- [Dean] Absolutely!
739
00:47:40,333 --> 00:47:42,291
(knocking)
740
00:47:42,333 --> 00:47:43,542
- [Roommate] Yo!
741
00:47:46,333 --> 00:47:47,709
- I got $20 for
internet this month.
742
00:47:47,750 --> 00:47:48,542
- [Roommate] Sweet, thanks.
743
00:47:48,583 --> 00:47:50,000
- Yeah, no problem.
744
00:47:50,041 --> 00:47:51,792
- [Roommate] Oh wait, hey,
were you just doing laundry?
745
00:47:51,834 --> 00:47:53,041
- Yeah, I'm done now though.
746
00:47:53,083 --> 00:47:55,792
- [Roommate] Did you
find it in there?
747
00:47:57,375 --> 00:47:58,917
- I did.
748
00:47:58,959 --> 00:48:01,417
- [Roommate] Because I lost
$20 in the laundry room
749
00:48:01,458 --> 00:48:03,625
earlier doing laundry.
750
00:48:03,667 --> 00:48:05,166
- You lost $20 earlier today?
751
00:48:05,208 --> 00:48:06,625
- [Roommate] Yeah.
752
00:48:09,333 --> 00:48:10,959
- Did you check?
753
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,959
- [Roommate] Well, I checked
like after it was all done,
754
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,500
and then I didn't
have it, and then...
755
00:48:15,542 --> 00:48:17,041
- But you figured it
was in the laundry.
756
00:48:17,083 --> 00:48:18,542
- [Roommate] Yeah, I
didn't want to interrupt
757
00:48:18,583 --> 00:48:19,834
you doing yours.
758
00:48:19,875 --> 00:48:21,959
- You wouldn't be interrupting.
759
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:25,625
I mean, yeah, no, I just
figured it was probably mine
760
00:48:25,667 --> 00:48:27,417
because...
761
00:48:27,458 --> 00:48:28,709
If I had thought--
762
00:48:28,750 --> 00:48:30,417
- [Roommate] I guess
I thought it fell out
763
00:48:30,458 --> 00:48:31,875
of my pocket maybe
during the whole cycle.
764
00:48:31,917 --> 00:48:32,917
- Mmm-hmm...
765
00:48:35,333 --> 00:48:36,083
- [Roommate] Well--
766
00:48:36,125 --> 00:48:37,375
- I mean, I...
767
00:48:37,417 --> 00:48:38,583
- [Roommate] Either
way, I'll take it.
768
00:48:38,625 --> 00:48:40,959
- Yeah, I did find it though.
769
00:48:42,083 --> 00:48:44,834
So, I'm thinking maybe
just based on that
770
00:48:44,875 --> 00:48:47,041
we'll say it's for internet.
771
00:48:49,208 --> 00:48:52,834
- [Roommate] Well, do
you wanna check again?
772
00:48:54,208 --> 00:48:55,625
- For another $20?
773
00:48:58,709 --> 00:49:01,458
Yeah, yeah, I can do that, okay.
774
00:49:01,500 --> 00:49:02,709
- [Roommate] It's possible.
775
00:49:02,750 --> 00:49:05,917
- Yeah, yeah, maybe
yours is still in there.
776
00:49:07,750 --> 00:49:08,542
If, okay.
777
00:49:39,458 --> 00:49:42,083
(laughing)
778
00:49:42,125 --> 00:49:44,375
- [Roommate] So, I was
reading up, and like,
779
00:49:44,417 --> 00:49:47,709
the main things, there's
basically five main things
780
00:49:47,750 --> 00:49:51,083
that you need to
know about them.
781
00:49:51,125 --> 00:49:54,458
So, like number one is
that they were al Qaeda,
782
00:49:54,500 --> 00:49:58,041
like before, when we went
in, they were al Qaeda
783
00:49:58,083 --> 00:50:01,542
like for the first war,
even the one before Bush,
784
00:50:01,583 --> 00:50:04,500
it was still al Qaeda, but
then, just after we withdrew,
785
00:50:04,542 --> 00:50:07,417
then they became who they
are now, which is ISIS.
786
00:50:07,458 --> 00:50:10,083
So, it's like, we kind
of created them because
787
00:50:10,125 --> 00:50:14,542
thing number two is like
now because we're waging
788
00:50:14,583 --> 00:50:19,000
like this war just from
the air with drones,
789
00:50:19,041 --> 00:50:22,041
it's like they can
still move about,
790
00:50:22,083 --> 00:50:24,041
or get out of the areas
that we're bombing,
791
00:50:24,083 --> 00:50:27,000
but they're going to
more sovereign countries,
792
00:50:27,041 --> 00:50:29,667
so it's like they're
going to more
793
00:50:29,709 --> 00:50:32,208
sovereign countries
that we can't bomb,
794
00:50:32,250 --> 00:50:33,917
so it's actually
making matters worse
795
00:50:33,959 --> 00:50:35,375
that we're just
doing it via drones.
796
00:50:35,417 --> 00:50:36,709
- [Girl] It's not
even connected.
797
00:50:36,750 --> 00:50:39,458
I would think you'd
have to hit TV.
798
00:50:40,917 --> 00:50:43,500
- [Roommate] So, anyway,
thing number three
799
00:50:43,542 --> 00:50:47,125
is that because of UN
regulations we had to leave
800
00:50:47,166 --> 00:50:50,375
and because Obama's there,
like Obama is in power,
801
00:50:50,417 --> 00:50:53,542
and his big thing was that
we're gonna get out, so we did,
802
00:50:53,583 --> 00:50:55,000
but then we had the next attack,
803
00:50:55,041 --> 00:50:57,125
so we had to stay in.
804
00:50:57,166 --> 00:50:59,125
So, it's just like
perpetuating the war,
805
00:50:59,166 --> 00:51:00,917
but like it's making it
worse that we're still there
806
00:51:00,959 --> 00:51:02,583
and bombing it, but anyway,
807
00:51:02,625 --> 00:51:04,500
do you know how to
work this, Aaron?
808
00:51:04,542 --> 00:51:05,834
- No, I do not.
809
00:51:07,125 --> 00:51:08,750
- You wanna fix this?
810
00:51:08,792 --> 00:51:10,667
- [Girl] There's a
quick remote setup.
811
00:51:10,709 --> 00:51:12,875
- [Roommate] Anyway,
thing number five.
812
00:51:12,917 --> 00:51:15,083
(trickling)
813
00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:27,250
- [Aaron] Ahh!
814
00:51:27,291 --> 00:51:28,041
- [Girl] Sorry!
815
00:51:28,083 --> 00:51:28,917
Sorry!
816
00:51:32,500 --> 00:51:33,291
Sorry.
817
00:52:01,458 --> 00:52:02,458
- [Aaron] Alright, it's you.
818
00:52:02,500 --> 00:52:03,375
- [Girl] It's impressive though
819
00:52:03,417 --> 00:52:04,625
that you can do both at once.
820
00:52:04,667 --> 00:52:06,458
- [Aaron] Thank you.
821
00:52:06,500 --> 00:52:08,166
- [Roommate] So, basically,
all of those things combined
822
00:52:08,208 --> 00:52:10,250
it's like we can't get out
of this fucking forever war--
823
00:52:10,291 --> 00:52:12,834
- [Girl] Are you sure you
don't wanna come, Aaron?
824
00:52:12,875 --> 00:52:15,792
- I am sure, thank
you, that's okay.
825
00:52:15,834 --> 00:52:19,583
- [Girl] Why not,
it'll be so much fun.
826
00:52:19,625 --> 00:52:23,458
- I'm not much of a going
out to dance person.
827
00:52:23,500 --> 00:52:25,083
- [Roommate] I think you
were under the impression
828
00:52:25,125 --> 00:52:28,458
that we were drinking when
really we were just pre-drinking
829
00:52:28,500 --> 00:52:31,125
to go drink at the place.
830
00:52:31,166 --> 00:52:33,083
- I was just drinking.
831
00:52:33,125 --> 00:52:36,208
- [Girl] It's gonna be
really fun, I swear.
832
00:52:36,250 --> 00:52:38,542
- I'm sure it will, but I'm--
833
00:52:38,583 --> 00:52:39,542
- [Girl] So come!
834
00:52:39,583 --> 00:52:40,834
- I'm gonna stay in.
835
00:52:40,875 --> 00:52:42,000
- [Roommate] It's
only five bucks.
836
00:52:42,041 --> 00:52:43,375
- [Girl] Yeah,
that's super cheap.
837
00:52:43,417 --> 00:52:46,166
- It's five bucks I could
spend on several beers
838
00:52:46,208 --> 00:52:48,834
if I'm getting something
from the store, right.
839
00:52:48,875 --> 00:52:50,500
- [Girl] Yeah, at the bar.
840
00:52:50,542 --> 00:52:51,834
- [Roommate] Okay
now, dude, seriously,
841
00:52:51,875 --> 00:52:54,375
come on, get your
shoes on, let's go!
842
00:52:54,417 --> 00:52:55,834
- No, I'm staying.
843
00:52:55,875 --> 00:52:58,792
Thank you though,
but I am good here.
844
00:53:00,208 --> 00:53:02,125
- [Roommate] Dude!
Seriously, I'm not jokin'.
845
00:53:02,166 --> 00:53:05,917
- I'm serious, I am,
no, I'm good, thank you.
846
00:53:07,792 --> 00:53:10,417
- [Girl] Don't be lame, come on.
847
00:53:10,458 --> 00:53:13,834
- Sorry, I'm being
lame, but this is--
848
00:53:13,875 --> 00:53:15,792
- [Roommate] Okay, no,
Aaron's gonna be lame!
849
00:53:15,834 --> 00:53:16,792
Let's roll!
850
00:53:16,834 --> 00:53:17,917
We'll have fun!
851
00:53:17,959 --> 00:53:19,125
- [Girl] Bye Aaron.
852
00:53:19,166 --> 00:53:21,834
- Yeah, no have
fun, yep, thank you.
853
00:53:21,875 --> 00:53:22,667
Good bye.
854
00:53:29,750 --> 00:53:32,542
(active drumming)
855
00:54:56,375 --> 00:54:58,291
- So, we got to
Sneaks, and like,
856
00:54:58,333 --> 00:54:59,834
right off the bat,
Adrian was like,
857
00:54:59,875 --> 00:55:04,125
"This is gonna be a serious
evening of craziness."
858
00:55:04,166 --> 00:55:05,834
So, he went to the
bar, and he's like,
859
00:55:05,875 --> 00:55:07,166
"I want three Jäger
bombs right away,
860
00:55:07,208 --> 00:55:09,125
and like he's a huge
lightweight, like,
861
00:55:09,166 --> 00:55:11,083
whenever I tell him
that he's a lightweight,
862
00:55:11,125 --> 00:55:12,542
he gets really
pissy, so I was like,
863
00:55:12,583 --> 00:55:14,792
"Tonight, I'm gonna
let him do his thing.
864
00:55:14,834 --> 00:55:17,500
"He's a big shot now."
865
00:55:17,542 --> 00:55:21,417
(laughs) And so, he
gets his three shots,
866
00:55:21,458 --> 00:55:23,583
and we're on the dance
floor, it's great,
867
00:55:23,625 --> 00:55:25,542
we're all having fun,
and then I lose him,
868
00:55:25,583 --> 00:55:28,000
and like 20 minutes later
I find him at the bar,
869
00:55:28,041 --> 00:55:31,667
and he has like five
or six empty shots,
870
00:55:31,709 --> 00:55:33,625
which I'm assuming
were all Jäger bombs.
871
00:55:33,667 --> 00:55:35,417
And I think by the
end of the night,
872
00:55:35,458 --> 00:55:39,250
all total, he had like
ten freakin' Jäger bombs,
873
00:55:40,417 --> 00:55:43,750
so like, big night for Adrian.
874
00:55:43,792 --> 00:55:45,583
- Thank you.
- Goodnight.
875
00:55:55,792 --> 00:55:58,667
If you like to get
high from joints,
876
00:55:58,709 --> 00:56:01,375
you are gonna love
smoking a bong.
877
00:56:01,417 --> 00:56:09,625
So, you'll just, I think
I've got a lighter in here.
878
00:56:09,667 --> 00:56:12,959
Take the lighter, go
ahead and smoke the weed.
879
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:15,458
You'll be inhaling
the entire time,
880
00:56:15,500 --> 00:56:18,333
so you'll just have your
mouth fully sealed on this,
881
00:56:18,375 --> 00:56:21,375
you'll take the lighter,
light it whilst inhaling,
882
00:56:21,417 --> 00:56:22,959
there'll be a sort
of bubbling sound.
883
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:24,583
- Okay.
884
00:56:24,625 --> 00:56:28,000
- The smoke will go through,
fill the chamber, the shaft.
885
00:56:28,041 --> 00:56:31,166
And once you either
can't inhale any longer,
886
00:56:31,208 --> 00:56:34,542
or once it has run out,
you will pull the bowl out,
887
00:56:34,583 --> 00:56:37,000
and then the smoke
will then, shoop,
888
00:56:37,041 --> 00:56:38,750
shoot into your lungs.
889
00:56:38,792 --> 00:56:40,083
I guess, just you know, science,
890
00:56:40,125 --> 00:56:42,125
oxygen can now enter
from another point,
891
00:56:42,166 --> 00:56:44,667
and it just completes
the loop, right.
892
00:56:44,709 --> 00:56:46,000
- Sure, yeah.
893
00:56:46,041 --> 00:56:47,834
- So, I can show you
first if you want.
894
00:56:47,875 --> 00:56:50,375
This is what I
meant by inhaling.
895
00:56:52,250 --> 00:56:56,000
Get the bubbles goin',
right, that's a good noise.
896
00:56:56,041 --> 00:56:58,834
Nice music by the way.
- Thank you.
897
00:56:58,875 --> 00:57:00,917
- Let's, I can go first.
- Yeah, please.
898
00:57:00,959 --> 00:57:03,125
Please, please, please.
899
00:57:03,166 --> 00:57:07,542
- Yeah, okay, so again,
light, inhale, pull, inhale,
900
00:57:07,583 --> 00:57:10,667
hold it in, exhale, you've
smoked before, yeah?
901
00:57:10,709 --> 00:57:12,333
- Okay.
- Alright.
902
00:57:12,375 --> 00:57:16,375
(upbeat techno music)
(bubbling)
903
00:57:25,041 --> 00:57:26,417
Voila!
904
00:57:26,458 --> 00:57:29,917
And then, exhale.
(laughing)
905
00:57:29,959 --> 00:57:32,333
And soon enough, I will be high.
906
00:57:32,375 --> 00:57:33,750
- Way to go.
907
00:57:33,792 --> 00:57:35,041
- I can pack you a bowl now.
908
00:57:35,083 --> 00:57:36,291
- Yeah!
909
00:57:36,333 --> 00:57:38,875
- Do a similar size.
- Yeah.
910
00:57:38,917 --> 00:57:40,375
- You could do more
if you wanted to.
911
00:57:40,417 --> 00:57:42,458
- No, I don't think so.
(laughing)
912
00:57:42,500 --> 00:57:45,166
(birds chirping)
913
00:58:17,542 --> 00:58:19,000
- You out?
914
00:58:19,041 --> 00:58:20,041
- [Girl] Yeah.
915
00:58:21,417 --> 00:58:22,041
- Cool.
916
00:59:26,083 --> 00:59:28,500
- [Woman] Hello sweetheart,
it's the mother.
917
00:59:28,542 --> 00:59:32,709
Could you call me please as
soon as you get this message?
918
00:59:32,750 --> 00:59:36,542
I've received about three
phone calls from the bank,
919
00:59:36,583 --> 00:59:38,834
and the one this morning,
920
00:59:38,875 --> 00:59:42,250
the guy who left a
message said it is urgent
921
00:59:44,834 --> 00:59:46,750
that you call the bank.
922
00:59:49,041 --> 00:59:52,375
So, if you could,
well, do two things,
923
00:59:52,417 --> 00:59:54,542
if you could call your bank,
924
00:59:54,583 --> 00:59:57,208
and also call me
back to let me know
925
00:59:57,250 --> 00:59:59,750
that you've done this
and to reassure--
926
00:59:59,792 --> 01:00:01,959
(skipping)
927
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:05,458
I'm just a little bit concerned.
928
01:00:05,500 --> 01:00:07,500
Love you to bits, bye-bye.
929
01:00:09,667 --> 01:00:10,458
- [Operator] End of--
930
01:00:10,500 --> 01:00:11,375
Message deleted.
931
01:00:11,417 --> 01:00:13,125
Saved message, sent on.
932
01:00:24,458 --> 01:00:27,375
(mid-tempo drumming)
933
01:00:33,291 --> 01:00:35,250
- [Dean] The architecture
in Germany here
934
01:00:35,291 --> 01:00:37,875
is all really modern because
they had to rebuild everything
935
01:00:37,917 --> 01:00:42,125
after World War II because
it all got destroyed.
936
01:00:42,166 --> 01:00:44,709
They also have really
awesome looking castles
937
01:00:44,750 --> 01:00:46,375
in the German countryside.
938
01:00:46,417 --> 01:00:49,959
Plus, it's on my bucket list
to drink a beer in Germany,
939
01:00:50,041 --> 01:00:51,959
and it has to be out of a boot.
940
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:53,083
That's how it's done.
941
01:00:53,125 --> 01:00:55,041
And if that's on
the bucket list,
942
01:00:55,083 --> 01:00:57,166
then smoking a
joint in Amsterdam
943
01:00:57,208 --> 01:00:59,875
is also on the bucket list.
944
01:00:59,917 --> 01:01:02,291
Maybe, if there's time,
swing out far enough east
945
01:01:02,333 --> 01:01:04,458
into Turkey to see Istanbul
946
01:01:05,667 --> 01:01:07,125
because it's like the
only city in the world
947
01:01:07,166 --> 01:01:09,792
that I know of that
is in two continents,
948
01:01:09,834 --> 01:01:12,000
and that's pretty cool.
949
01:01:12,041 --> 01:01:14,458
Make my way back, if
there's time again,
950
01:01:14,500 --> 01:01:16,458
maybe go to Switzerland
because I know
951
01:01:16,500 --> 01:01:19,083
that's sort of like in
the middle of the Alps.
952
01:01:19,125 --> 01:01:23,458
So, I don't know if there would
be time to go through there.
953
01:01:23,500 --> 01:01:26,625
Go down to the Italian
countryside, you know,
954
01:01:26,667 --> 01:01:28,667
see a lot of like
the old villages.
955
01:01:28,709 --> 01:01:30,667
There's like old Roman
ruins that you can see
956
01:01:30,709 --> 01:01:32,875
that I'd love to see.
957
01:01:32,917 --> 01:01:35,208
I would drink a
whole bunch of wine.
958
01:01:35,250 --> 01:01:36,917
Eventually you get into Rome,
959
01:01:36,959 --> 01:01:39,083
and you spend a
couple days in Rome
960
01:01:39,125 --> 01:01:41,000
doing like the Rome stuff,
961
01:01:41,041 --> 01:01:44,041
like see the Colosseum
and all that.
962
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:50,000
You know, maybe go into
Scandinavia, Sweden,
963
01:01:50,041 --> 01:01:53,000
see some of the
old Viking heritage
964
01:01:54,208 --> 01:01:56,959
because that show
was pretty awesome.
965
01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:59,583
Taking the tunnel
over to England,
966
01:02:01,291 --> 01:02:03,041
and then sort of the way
the trip started off dude,
967
01:02:03,083 --> 01:02:04,875
with all the touristy
stuff in Paris,
968
01:02:04,917 --> 01:02:06,542
and sort of cap it off
doing all the touristy
969
01:02:06,583 --> 01:02:08,834
stuff in London.
970
01:02:08,875 --> 01:02:12,000
Maybe see like a soccer,
or football match.
971
01:02:12,041 --> 01:02:15,542
And the Tower of London,
it'd be cool to see.
972
01:03:37,083 --> 01:03:38,583
(knocking)
973
01:03:38,625 --> 01:03:40,417
- [Adrian] Yep.
974
01:03:40,458 --> 01:03:43,917
- Can I get Molly's
number off you?
975
01:03:43,959 --> 01:03:46,000
- [Adrian] Why?
976
01:03:46,041 --> 01:03:49,917
- Hoping to get Kelly's
information from her.
977
01:03:49,959 --> 01:03:51,917
- [Adrian] Oh, for real?
978
01:03:51,959 --> 01:03:54,208
Alright, I'll text it to you.
979
01:04:07,417 --> 01:04:08,291
You got it?
980
01:04:09,375 --> 01:04:10,667
- Yeah, I got it.
981
01:04:25,250 --> 01:04:27,542
Here you go.
- Oh, thank you.
982
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:36,166
So, the reason I brought
you to here today,
983
01:04:36,208 --> 01:04:39,917
and I got you this coffee
is I've got a proposal.
984
01:04:39,959 --> 01:04:41,083
- Did you want a coffee?
985
01:04:41,125 --> 01:04:42,542
Because I mean, like I--
986
01:04:42,583 --> 01:04:44,792
- Oh, no, no, no, I
like water, it's fine,
987
01:04:44,834 --> 01:04:46,834
it doesn't matter, yeah.
988
01:04:46,875 --> 01:04:50,041
I have an idea I wanna
run by you, so...
989
01:04:51,291 --> 01:04:54,250
Basically, you have
a credit card, yes?
990
01:04:54,291 --> 01:04:57,166
- Yes.
- Right, okay, perfect.
991
01:04:57,208 --> 01:05:00,041
So, my idea would be that
you, I would take your credit,
992
01:05:00,083 --> 01:05:02,667
or you would give
me your credit card,
993
01:05:02,709 --> 01:05:06,125
and with the understanding
that I would then take it,
994
01:05:06,166 --> 01:05:10,375
and go to Ajax or
somewhere, I'll take a bus,
995
01:05:10,417 --> 01:05:12,166
that's the one thing
actually I would probably
996
01:05:12,208 --> 01:05:15,792
need you to spring for
the bus ticket to Ajax.
997
01:05:15,834 --> 01:05:17,583
But of course, only initially.
998
01:05:17,625 --> 01:05:21,375
And then once I'm in
Ajax I would withdraw
999
01:05:21,417 --> 01:05:23,542
up to the limit that you have.
1000
01:05:23,583 --> 01:05:25,083
I don't know how much it is,
1001
01:05:25,125 --> 01:05:27,417
but I'm sure it's an amount
of significance, right.
1002
01:05:27,458 --> 01:05:30,375
So, this much I would take
out as like cash advance,
1003
01:05:30,417 --> 01:05:32,333
or whatever sort
of way to do so,
1004
01:05:32,375 --> 01:05:33,583
so that I've got it.
1005
01:05:33,625 --> 01:05:37,000
At which point, say some
point that same day,
1006
01:05:37,041 --> 01:05:39,709
you would come into contact
with your credit card company,
1007
01:05:39,750 --> 01:05:43,750
call them up, and say, "Hi,
I can't find my credit card."
1008
01:05:45,250 --> 01:05:47,417
I've lost it, or maybe it
was stolen, I don't know,
1009
01:05:47,458 --> 01:05:49,667
or maybe I just left it at the
last place I made a purchase.
1010
01:05:49,709 --> 01:05:52,333
Doesn't matter, you just know
you don't have it anymore.
1011
01:05:52,375 --> 01:05:54,917
At this point, they will of
course probably look it up,
1012
01:05:54,959 --> 01:05:57,375
"And, you know what,
we actually have some
1013
01:05:57,417 --> 01:05:58,959
"very recent activity."
1014
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:02,083
Maybe an hour, who knows
what that time is gonna be.
1015
01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:04,375
"Well, you've spent all
this money? Is this you?
1016
01:06:04,417 --> 01:06:06,625
"This is suspicious, it
doesn't look like, you know,
1017
01:06:06,667 --> 01:06:08,667
"your previous spending
record, and such."
1018
01:06:08,709 --> 01:06:09,750
And you could of course be like,
1019
01:06:09,792 --> 01:06:11,625
"Oh, you know..."
1020
01:06:11,667 --> 01:06:13,875
You wouldn't say this because
then it might be obvious,
1021
01:06:13,917 --> 01:06:15,709
but it's fraudulent
activity is what
1022
01:06:15,750 --> 01:06:17,291
it would come to
the conclusion of,
1023
01:06:17,333 --> 01:06:19,583
and they would probably
cancel your credit card
1024
01:06:19,625 --> 01:06:21,166
and send you a new one.
1025
01:06:21,208 --> 01:06:23,750
Your credit score would be
unaffected, not touched,
1026
01:06:23,792 --> 01:06:24,792
it would be all good.
1027
01:06:24,834 --> 01:06:26,917
The only thing is, of course,
1028
01:06:26,959 --> 01:06:30,000
I would still have the
money that I've withdrawn
1029
01:06:30,041 --> 01:06:33,166
with your credit card,
and then upon coming back,
1030
01:06:33,208 --> 01:06:34,875
we could then split that.
1031
01:06:34,917 --> 01:06:37,959
And this is of course, like,
it's not anyone's money
1032
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:39,834
that we're taking,
it's not your money.
1033
01:06:39,875 --> 01:06:41,208
Your money, it's
not money you would
1034
01:06:41,250 --> 01:06:42,875
be spending otherwise, right.
1035
01:06:42,917 --> 01:06:44,417
It's not the bank's
money or the card
1036
01:06:44,458 --> 01:06:47,208
because they don't even
really deal with real money.
1037
01:06:47,250 --> 01:06:49,750
It's just imaginary money
that they claim to have
1038
01:06:49,792 --> 01:06:51,417
with the assumption that
they're not just gonna have
1039
01:06:51,458 --> 01:06:53,000
to pay it all out
at the same time.
1040
01:06:53,041 --> 01:06:54,458
If they did, they'd be screwed.
1041
01:06:54,500 --> 01:06:57,667
That's why they are technically
always screwing us over,
1042
01:06:57,709 --> 01:07:00,208
and this is just a
way for us to finally
1043
01:07:00,250 --> 01:07:03,542
come out on top and
get the final say,
1044
01:07:03,583 --> 01:07:08,041
and sort of get back at the
credit card companies and such
1045
01:07:08,083 --> 01:07:11,917
because it's, I think
it's a really good idea.
1046
01:07:15,375 --> 01:07:19,000
- So, I'm not really,
I'm not quite sure
1047
01:07:19,041 --> 01:07:21,083
what you're trying to do.
1048
01:07:22,625 --> 01:07:26,750
Like what are you trying
to do with my credit card?
1049
01:07:26,792 --> 01:07:31,125
- With it, it's just to
get us both a good amount--
1050
01:07:31,166 --> 01:07:34,750
- I mean, regardless,
this is illegal,
1051
01:07:34,792 --> 01:07:36,458
so I can't--
- Well...
1052
01:07:57,750 --> 01:07:59,667
Hey Dean, how's it goin'?
1053
01:08:01,667 --> 01:08:04,542
Yeah, yeah, I was callin' you,
1054
01:08:04,583 --> 01:08:08,375
I was wondering if that offer
you made is still available?
1055
01:08:13,125 --> 01:08:16,000
Yeah, sweet, okay,
what do I gotta do?
1056
01:08:16,041 --> 01:08:19,333
Just put me in touch
with someone, and I...
1057
01:08:25,750 --> 01:08:27,458
Oh, a registration fee.
1058
01:08:28,875 --> 01:08:31,667
Is there any way
that can be waived?
1059
01:08:37,792 --> 01:08:40,792
Yeah, no, I'll have
to think about it.
1060
01:08:43,041 --> 01:08:43,959
I'll, yeah.
1061
01:08:48,834 --> 01:08:50,750
Yeah, yeah, take it easy.
1062
01:11:30,875 --> 01:11:33,041
(vibrating)
1063
01:11:40,500 --> 01:11:42,000
Hello.
1064
01:11:42,041 --> 01:11:45,166
Yo, Greg, guess who
is coming to Europe?
1065
01:11:46,417 --> 01:11:49,333
Yeah, my credit
card just called,
1066
01:11:49,375 --> 01:11:51,458
well, the company right,
and they were like,
1067
01:11:51,500 --> 01:11:52,917
"Hey, your limit's increased."
1068
01:11:52,959 --> 01:11:55,792
So, I am going to use
that increased limit
1069
01:11:55,834 --> 01:11:57,959
to fund my way to Europe.
1070
01:11:59,667 --> 01:12:04,000
Well, yeah, it's
not too important.
1071
01:12:04,041 --> 01:12:05,917
The point is like I can
worry about it later now,
1072
01:12:05,959 --> 01:12:09,500
and in the meantime enjoy
Europe like we wanted to.
1073
01:12:09,542 --> 01:12:11,500
I think I'm a valued customer,
1074
01:12:11,542 --> 01:12:14,458
and like, I don't
appreciate you saying that.
1075
01:12:14,500 --> 01:12:17,291
But I think you'll value
me as a cohort in Europe.
1076
01:12:17,333 --> 01:12:18,959
So, why don't we just
focus on the fact
1077
01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:22,125
that I got to figure out
where to meet you and shit.
1078
01:12:22,166 --> 01:12:23,583
Where are you now?
1079
01:12:26,875 --> 01:12:29,583
Layover, that sounds boring.
1080
01:12:29,625 --> 01:12:33,041
It's not my intention to do
anything laying over in Europe.
1081
01:12:33,083 --> 01:12:34,041
You're where?
1082
01:12:35,375 --> 01:12:36,959
Paris?
1083
01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:39,291
Well, Paris is expensive.
1084
01:12:39,333 --> 01:12:41,959
No, I'm flying to Amsterdam.
1085
01:12:43,166 --> 01:12:46,083
But like, Europe's tiny.
1086
01:12:46,125 --> 01:12:49,041
Amsterdam? Why would I not
go anywhere but Amsterdam?
1087
01:12:49,083 --> 01:12:51,000
Of course, I'm
going to Amsterdam.
1088
01:12:51,041 --> 01:12:53,834
It's cheaper, and
it's like, again,
1089
01:12:53,875 --> 01:12:56,792
I can just train to anywhere.
1090
01:12:56,834 --> 01:13:00,166
It's like Paris,
where else is in?
1091
01:13:00,208 --> 01:13:02,208
I don't know where it would
stop.
1092
01:13:02,250 --> 01:13:04,500
It would just probably
go straight to Paris.
1093
01:13:04,542 --> 01:13:06,458
Oh, and Belgium's in
between there, isn't it?
1094
01:13:06,500 --> 01:13:10,083
Between, what?
1095
01:13:10,125 --> 01:13:11,583
Exactly, that's what
I'm saying, yeah.
1096
01:13:11,625 --> 01:13:13,000
And that's what they do,
1097
01:13:13,041 --> 01:13:14,500
they just train
from place to place.
1098
01:13:14,542 --> 01:13:16,208
They have like,
they've had 'em set up
1099
01:13:16,250 --> 01:13:19,000
since like medieval times or
whenever trains were invented.
1100
01:13:19,041 --> 01:13:21,083
So, it's like, yeah, no,
1101
01:13:21,125 --> 01:13:24,667
Ontario is fucking
bigger than Europe, man,
1102
01:13:24,709 --> 01:13:26,125
and we hardly even use trains.
1103
01:13:26,166 --> 01:13:27,959
We have yet to catch up to them.
1104
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:29,417
We gotta figure out
what we're doin'
1105
01:13:29,458 --> 01:13:30,917
as far as trains go.
1106
01:13:30,959 --> 01:13:34,709
Yo, I think I just found a
dollar in the dryer, awesome.
1107
01:13:34,750 --> 01:13:37,208
Yeah, well, I mean, I'll have
to exchange it for a euro.
1108
01:13:37,250 --> 01:13:38,500
That's the other thing,
1109
01:13:38,542 --> 01:13:39,875
did you exchange like
your money and shit
1110
01:13:39,917 --> 01:13:41,083
like when you were
already there,
1111
01:13:41,125 --> 01:13:43,125
or before you went over?
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