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(Far sirens)

Um ... no.

No, daughter. I no longer see contests.

I, since she left Julia Otero from "Three by four",

I no longer see them.

But the one I like It is "Central Brigade".

I don't know what it has, girl

but it is to see Imanol Arias and they make my nipples like acorns.

No, woman that he is not a real gypsy.

They are known to smudge him.

(Man no!

-Nothing, my husband, he is listening to football.

(Football on TV)

-No no no...

(TV) "Short Martín Vázquez. How good Martín Vázquez ".

"Villarroya with the ball".

"Michel opts for the launch and ... score a goal! Amazing!".

"We connect with the stadium. Urrutia, has there been a lack? ".

It is not fault, "misfortune"!

"One minute now 88 of play and the referee has just whistled a foul ".

"Lack

in favor of Yugoslavia. Two minutes left".

"It's a foul at the edge of the area

and let's remember, Spain has one less player ".

"It's a ... dangerous foul."

- "Very dangerous, especially, if we consider

what are we in discount time! ".

"Zubizarreta sends place the barrier ...! ".

"Oh my gosh,

listeners, I don't know if you are able to perceive it,

but of course here it seems that we have just entered mass ".

"God come down and see because you can't hear ...

a soul in the Calderón! ".

"A goal now it would complicate qualifying. "

"Almudena, tell us, How do you see the coach? "

- "Bermúdez takes advantage to ask for change! ".

"At this stage, Get Patxi Ferreira out to play! "

"Patxi Ferreira, now? Pineda, this is nonsense. "

- (MONOTONE) "Well, has not had a bad season

since Athletic signed him for 125 million,

after three seasons in Athletic Bilbao,

where he played 169 games. "

"He is a good center-back, although with better stuck in the left, you have to say ".

"He likes to ride his bike with his wife

and his favorite actor, do you know what it is? Charles Bronson ".

- "Bentović puts it on!

with great care! ".

"Back off, one, two, three steps! He thinks about it! "

"Look at the ball! Look at the goal! "

"Come on, Zubi! Come on, Spain! There goes Bentović and ...

goal!". - (GROWS)

- "You just dialed

Yugoslavia!".

"It gets seriously complicated the classification

for selection ... ".

"And now all of Spain goes up to attack, they look like ants scattered. "

"Of course! We have no other choice!"

"Now the whole of Spain is going up from the Rock to Fisterra

with more faith than anything else. "

"Attention, it seems that the referee it's going to beep final ".

(Whistle)

"Indeed, end of the game."

"End of aspirations of the selection ".

(Boos and whistles)

"What a way to complicate life, really".

"Tonight Spain had it all to win comfortably,

but a badly called penalty

and a second half in which we have barely shot at the door

they complicate the classification for Italy 90 ".

"I don't know how you will see it, Paco."

"The selector must go away."

"Make no mistake, Spain will end passing and will play the World Cup,

but the selector must go away. "

"Why?".

"Well, for things like this."

"Tomorrow you can see them in all the newspapers,

but today I have in strict exclusive

some images where you can see clearly

to various players of the national team spree ".

"And when does these images?".

"Last Tuesday."

"Be careful, last Tuesday."

"What kind of coach

let his players go on a spree in full concentration? "

"Partying the week we are playing the World Cup ".

"Well I'll tell you, the national coach,

this onion picker,

this apprentice jester, masseuse of a morgue,

this man is a disgrace for your hobby

and for all Spanish football ".

"And if you have a loophole of shame, I should ... ".

"... and apologize to everyone those of us who love this holy sport,

take a bus to Villaconejos and stay there

the rest of the days that remain,

far from everything that resembles to a game rectangle ".

"A period of reflection opens." "Exactly, everyone must reflect."

"The federation, the first".

"It seems we have a call, right away we give way ".

"But you, Jota, before ...".

"Yes, damn it!" (MURMUR)

"Well, let's see, it can already be important that call

because if not, I know of one who is signing the settlement ".

"It seems... that it is important. "

"We are going to make way for that call."

"Five minutes to go by one in the morning,

in rigorous direct ".

"Good evening, coach." "Good evening, Paco the Condor."

"You will excuse me, the Condor only my friends call me. "

I believe that after eight years putting me to give birth every night ...

I think there is trust.

"I limit myself to expressing what what all Spaniards think ".

Yes? Have you done a survey? That's the problem,

that all Spaniards, including you,

they think they can be national coach.

And it is me who has had to be.

"It seems like training to the national team

be a disgrace more than a blessing. "

No. Training them is a blessing. The punishment is

"put up with you every night." "Then come here ...".

"Come here and explain in front of all Spain ".

"That's right, you say I've been years

attacking you unjustifiably and that the people

has the version misrepresented and poisonous

that I sell from you every night. "

"Damn, come here and give yours." "Mr. Bermúdez,

tomorrow is our last program it's from the season

and I say that what better closure for both

to come here and defend yourself. "

"It's okay".

"Sorry?".

That I am there tomorrow.

"You have already heard it, tomorrow in 'Discount time'

José Miguel Bermúdez, the still national coach ".

"So, rest and remember, good evening

almost everyone. "

("Discount time" tuning)

"We are out".

Well! Well! Let's go!

What a fucking show!

You are a bastard. Did you know that I would accept?

No good, I knew it was now or never.

The mother who gave birth to you.

Pineda, touch. Hey?

Play, fag. Touch, look, hard as a rock.

(LAUGH)

Very hard.

Tomorrow, to destroy to that son of a bitch.

(Telephone)

Let's go. Yes?

That we are going there, that I'm biting. (LADRA)

-Don't suck yet, you bastards, that we arrived right away.

Come on, shine.

Bravo, gentlemen. This is how it is done.

Very good, Pineda.

Jota, Paquito ...

we will have to talk about renewal. Don't fuck me with that now Jose

that we have to celebrate.

Paco, to see if you have a while tomorrow.

Yes, heavy. (Laughs)

Hi there. Every day later.

Have you heard the program? Background.

You're going to celebrate, right? No, don't believe it either.

Already. (WHISPERING) Hey, see you later?

Yes.

Hello, Concha. Hi there.

-Jot... What's up boss?

-Oh, no, don't close. Huff!

Let's see if the stable is ventilated, my mother.

Do you remember the model that I played in Mexico 86, the semifinal?

-Eighths, England-Paraguay, 3-0. Goals from Lineker and Beardsley.

How heavy. -He told me it was Miss Durango.

- "Miss balls." She was the one who sold tacos in the stadium.

-Yeah, you're jealous because you did not link it.

-How, but who said I didn't pick it up, kid?

-To my Miss? No, don't fuck with me. What did you do to him?

-What you were not going to do, eat the suckling pig.

(LAUGH)

-He refers to the chichi, Pineda. Did you catch it?

-Yeah right. Come on, family, a toast.

For a program. We'll see.

-Hey! -Very well.

And for another year being audience leaders.

Let's see who beats us now. -Who the hell is beating us? Nobody.

Give me another one, I haven't even heard about it! Wanted...

I wanted to tell you something.

Radio 9 has made me an offer.

They offer us double the money,

three years and the possibility of renegotiating.

That, more premiums by audience results.

Shit, great, huh?

- And the bosses know it? -What are they going to know.

-He's your boss. Well, calm down.

Paco, what do you say?

Our audience will come with us.

We have to be who most respects us with

and Radio 9 respects us twice as much.

Let me give an ultimatum to Cerdán.

If the offer improves, we will stay.

Whatever happens we will get a good deal.

Kids, let's celebrate.

Uh! -That double!

We celebrate for two! -That boss!

-That little pig!

- "My neighbor is a writer and he spies on me constantly out the window. "

"I'm sure he's copying my life and putting it in his books. "

"And since when did you say what's up, Federico? ".

"Well, a year or so."

"AHA".

"And what makes you think he's putting your life in his books? "

"Damn, because I read them."

"He did it first with 'The family of Pascual Duarte'

and later, with 'La colmena' ".

"'Trip to the Alcarria' I have not read it yet,

but guess where my mother is from. "

"Hey...

are you saying your neighbor is ...

Camilo José Cela ". "That".

"The one with 7ºC, across the yard. "

"Already".

"Very good, Federico."

"We will be very attentive to the following novels of him ".

"Good luck".

"We are still together,

together at night ... ".

"Next call".

Tomorrow you have to crush to that bastard.

Don't prime yourself either.

Today you have given the final lunge now.

AND? A shot of herbs?

Hey... Invites the House.

Yeah, but I ...

-Here I bring the Chivas, Don Paco.

The gentleman does not drink. Take that away. But thanks, huh?

She is new the girl. No problem.

I write it all down on her account. Very well.

What's the matter?

Any.

What do you think, fuck?

Nothing, Paco, sometimes ...

That sometimes gives me the feeling that we spent a bit.

Already.

Listen, Jota,

the throne does not defend itself with kisses. I already know it.

The throne defends itself to the hosts.

Do you see these balls?

They do not reach the ground because of my age. They are a retaining wall.

Not even God passes through here.

That's why we win every night.

I understand. No. You don't understand.

But one day you will understand.

I am not going to do this until I die.

Come on, it's in your blood. No, I tell you no.

I will retire in five years. What do you say?

And do you know who I will leave in command?

I do not know.

Yes, you do.

None of those.

(LAUGHS AND WINDOWS)

Well...

When you're in command

you will understand. (LAUGHS) What?

The only thing that is at the top.

Good evening.

Have a good time, lads! -Hello, boss!

Greetings to the relative!

Jota, says the waiter that you have a call.

For me? (SEATS)

Sure? Yes, run, run.

"Augustine, my friend, what a joy keep you company in the taxi. "

"Tell us". "Hello Marga."

"What are you wearing? Are you wearing panties? "

"All the best". "Don't hang up on me, please."

-I hope it wasn't driving.

"Dear listeners, I am a journalist

and I am not going to answer calls that they disrespect me ".

"Next call".

Well.

"Loam?". "Yes".

"I hear you perfectly." "You got pissed off, right?"

"Look, it's that in the end"

the night is going to lengthen but we'll see each other tomorrow without fail.

"And we move on to the next call."

Ah, what are you live? (BURLON) Margarita!

(LAUGH)

"Live for all of Spain".

(Doorbell)

I'm going!

Sorry honey. I'm sorry about last night.

I did not want to...

(Laughs)

Hi there. Churros?

I'm going to ... heat coffee.

It's from yesterday, but it's delicious. Come in, come in

Sports journalists, ...

next to him, one of national looks decent.

Like you around here, Cerdán?

I know they made you an offer.

And I know that Paco wants to take it.

The first is normal, everyone loves Paco.

And the second ...

no idea. You will have to ask him.

Already.

I guess you will use the offer to negotiate with me.

Well then, you know what you have to do.

Yes.

If I wanted him to stay.

Ah, you don't want the Condor?

The Condor is a pain in the ass constant.

Come on, he's the best.

And he is getting old.

I don't want to bore you with figures.

Try to see.

Very well.

In recent seasons, the curve of the average listener of our chain

it has risen 7.6 years. For for...

I'm lost.

Our listeners are old because our presenter is old.

And advertisers want young people.

Like you.

(LAUGHS INCREDIBLY)

That?

Wait, what are you telling me?

I'm telling you stay in the chain, Jota.

Stay with "Discount time".

That? Nerd.

Can not. If you can.

No. Uh ...

Sight. It's your moment, Jota.

Wait. Cerdán, listen to me.

Give it to Marga that she is the best station journalist.

He would be crazy if she gave him our best strip to an aunt.

Already.

But what no.

All I know I have learned it from Paco.

If he leaves, I have me to go with him. Point.

You will make the mistake of your life. Already.

Well it says ... that in five years he retires and gives me the program.

(Laughs) That?

In five years, half of your listeners are dead.

And he knows it. He doesn't give a shit about you.

Paco the Condor is only interested Paco the Condor.

I, on the other hand, trust you.

You are the future of this chain.

Hey.

If you stay, I make you in the king of the waves.

Cerdán ... Think about it.

Marga, I can explain it to you.

There is nothing to explain. You know how boys are.

I have no time for nonsense. Those above are moving.

I know. And in fact, I have to tell you something.

Paco goes to the competition.

How do you know? Cerdán has offered me his strip.

That?

I mean ... when?

Last week. They want to advance my program.

Cerdán told me

What if all the men went with Paco to the competition,

the station would go after the women. Did Cerdán tell you that?

Yes finally I'm going to have my hearing.

Well, you already have an audience.

Four cats.

Yes, but many, bipolar. They are worth two.

What is it, you are not happy? Much.

A lot, but... That?

What if it's a bluff to negotiate with Paco on the downside?

A streetlight! Yes.

Maybe he uses you to show that he doesn't need you.

Because it is what I can aspire to. I didn't say that.

Marga, wait. You know I believe in you

I see it, already. No I'm serious.

You are the best and you deserve it. Then?

That I do not want for any thing does not come out and hurt you.

That only happens to me in relationships.

You have something to tell me? That?

Uh ... Paco, coffee? No.

I have nothing of Bermúdez, but I have some ...

Of that, no.

The people above It is moving.

I heard that Cerdán has met with someone.

I know. Sorry. I should have told you.

Do you know who he has met with?

You do not? I do not.

Neither do I.

But don't you say you had what have you told me?

With Marga. (COUGH)

With a pussy?

Will you give the program from 11 o'clock to a pussy

talking to morons? It is not right that you call them that.

To the cunts to the morons? To nobody.

This is easier than I thought.

That bastard has nothing. It is a ruse.

If he wants to hold us you're going to have to loosen the fly.

This looks good, kid. Yes. (LAUGHS)

"Pineda, what are you bringing?"

What is happening with the Bernabéu? It is a riddle?

No, it is the headline. And what is happening?

He dies. Like us when we listen to you.

I have done a study and in the last 5 years it has dropped by 20%

the influx of public. Seriously?

Yes. What a mess.

I shoot myself!

Let's see, what else do we have?

(READ) "Interview a paralympic player ".

But who the hell is interested? Man, Paco,

hold the pole with one hand has its thing.

And how do you fuck your dick, with the mouth?

Let's see, this out ... All out.

Tonight people don't want bullshit.

Tonight people don't want listen to a one-armed,

nor to Pineda talking about the Bernabéu.

He does not want to listen to Pineda usually.

Gentlemen, it's the last show it's from the season.

Face to face most anticipated of the year.

And they want to listen to me, me!

To Paco the Condor putting cane to Bermúdez.

Two hours of interview?

I want the whole of Spain glued to the radio.

But listen ... Don't get up

not even to go to the bathroom.

I want Spain to piss on it. Let him piss on it.

-I have something. Finally.

María del Carmen, 22 years old,

waitress in the cafeteria of the Sports City.

Do you throw it away? I shot it myself.

Ankle width, but a 100 bra.

-Cup? -One D.

-Good melons. What does it have to do with Bermúdez?

-That his sister is a nurse in the Ramón y Cajal

and she says that Bermúdez goes a lot over there, to Oncology.

Cancer.

Jo ... we can't go for a cancer patient.

He does not.

His wife. Ah well, much better.

Well of course, much better.

That is affecting to his performance.

Paco, no.

He is the national coach, it is a huge responsibility.

He has his head elsewhere.

Yes, he has it somewhere else because his wife is sick.

And if you take that out, the audience is going to side with him.

(WHISPERING) You're in full swing contract negotiation.

Don't play it.

So what? Do I pull the string or what?

Paco ...

No, leave it.

Keep searching. Well.

It is better not to get personal, trust me.

If you want to inherit the program, get in his garbage can.

Fuck him, Jota. Balls.

Four hours left. Gentlemen, to the fucking street! Let's go!

(Melody of suspense)

How ugly the painting we have there, right?

That who gave it to us? Natalia gave it to us.

Why don't we change it from ...? - (JOKE) Wait a minute.

(RADIO) "In this work of mine

there are nights more difficult than others, complicated nights,

vertigo nights and nights like this,

the last night of the season. "

"José Miguel Bermúdez, welcome." "Hi how are things?".

"Thanks for coming". "No problem".

"I have already told him that he only came to defend me. "

"Defend yourself against information?"

"Look at you, I've been in this football, all whole ".

"I have won more than 30 trophies."

"I don't have to defend myself of your information ".

"My audience, you and I, mister, we know perfectly

that your trajectory is in the doldrums. "

"Soccer is like that, sometimes you win ... ".

"And others are lost."

"If they gave me 1 peseta every time I hear them say that would be ... ".

"Even more of a millionaire than he is."

"I earn my salary, of others I can not say the same,

given that your salary, that is not small,

comes out of the public coffers. What did you say

to the players when he saw the pictures of the spree

in full concentration? " "That stays in the locker room."

"Didn't he call them off?" "No".

"I try not to instill fear on my players. "

"Sure you prefer other methods. "

"You are not going to get in the way to the players".

"Are you not going to resign?" "I don't have to resign."

"Why should I resign?"

(UNINTELIGIBLE)

"Eh ... you guys are going to excuse me this silence,

but we have some information

of the last hour that brings us our partner Jota ".

"Come in, man."

"Pass".

"It said that our companion Jota Montes

has all the information, go ahead, Jota. "

"Good evening, mister." "Good evening".

"Maybe he didn't tell us what he told them to the players why you

could not be angry, not even surprised,

because you, Mr. Bermúdez,

I was also at that party. "

"Mr. Bermúdez,

his jacket and his watch appear in the famous photos ... ".

"That jacket and that watch they could be anyone's. "

"They could be from anyone, the problem is that it is you. "

"I just called the bar and they have confirmed the information to me ".

"Has something What to say to the fans?

"Me what...".

"I'm sorry, what ...

I'm sorry, I was wrong. "

"Well ... I'm afraid That won't be enough, mister. "

"It is outrageous

that you go partying when it should be somewhere else. "

"It is not true?".

"Look, we know there is something more than it's affecting their performance. "

"Isn't that right, Jota?"

"Jota, isn't it?"

"Jot...".

"Yes, uh ...".

"Coach, his ... his wife ...

it's better?".

"What's that about now? I do not understand".

"We have information about his...

health condition".

"Look, your wife is seriously ill. "

"Cancer".

"Meanwhile, you partying at the expense of the Spanish ".

"I insist, coach Bermúdez, Do you plan to resign or not? "

"See you, I started training fingerlings. "

"I have seen pass many generations of players

and there is always one in every locker room, there is always one who is the bully,

he who abuses the weak, and enjoy doing that. "

"Excuse me, you are not weak, he's a lousy coach. "

"And you...!". "I am a very good journalist."

"This is...

Amazing".

"They can't see it,

but our guest just got up from the chair

and to leave the study,

but here obviously does not end the program ".

"We have one last piece of news, the latest news of the season,

but before, we go with the publicity ".

(Announcement tune)

Cojonudo.

A program! -Teacher!

-Paco, you are the best! Shut up!

Long live Spain, damn it! Be quiet!

Long live Paco Maldonado! Silence, hosts!

(LAUGH) Be quiet!

Control, pass me to Cerdán, let us all hear it.

(JOKE) Silence.

(Ringtone)

"Yes?".

Condor to the apparatus.

"You have killed the selector."

"You already have what you wanted."

And I also have an offer from the competition.

We are talking about double. "We are ready to go up,

but double is unfeasible. "

How much is "publi" left?

Cerdán, double or we go.

"Have you gone crazy, Paco? We already have a replacement. "

Replacement, my balls. When you lose a million listeners

Are you going to call the program From that cheesy to crying live? "

"Don't screw me. You have 30 seconds."

(HANGING)

Paco, isn't 30 seconds too little? We are your only option.

He will call again, calm down.

-C'mon C'mon... -Bah.

(Announcement tune)

(CHISTA)

"Are you doing well? -Very well".

"Does it suit you? -Very well".

- (GRUNCHING)

(CLICKING THE TONGUE)

"Very well!".

(Acoustic signal)

"As you know, this is ...

our latest program it's from the season...

and in this station ".

"Paco the Condor and all his team they will come back after vacation

to Radio 9,

at 106.3 of the modulated frequency ".

"They just have to turn the wheel a little more to the right ".

"We wait for you".

"Good evening...

(Tuning)

... almost everyone. "

(Tuning)

(EUPHORIC SCREAMS) -Goal!

-Paco Maldonado, King of Spain!

You come with me.

Fuck!

Let's see, wait ... help me! -Let's go.

Start up, start up.

Let's see, one, two, three!

(Creaks)

One Two Three!

(ALL) One, two, ...

three! (LAUGH)

-To take the ass!

-Let's go! Let's go! -Well!

Fuck all of Spain!

(TIC Tac)

Never forget why we love sports,

we are not witnesses,

we are also protagonists.

(LAUGH)

(Music of tension)

And Jota?

"And the main novelty it's our midnight strip. "

"We are going to present battle

with a new way of understanding sports journalism,

Jota Montes ".

(JOURNALISTS SPEAK AT THE TIME)

(Ringtone)

(Suspense notes)

"Yes?". Condor to the apparatus.

"You have killed the selector."

Mr. Bermúdez!

Mr. Bermúdez.

I hope you are already happy, fool!

I'm really sorry. Information it belonged to a colleague ...

Are you called a journalist? Leave me alone!

Leave me alone.

(BREATHES AGITATELY)

(Haunting melody)

"Yes?". Cerdán, I'm Jota Montes.

If the offer still stands ...,

I stay.

(Flashes of the photographers)

You didn't see it coming, huh? I'm going to crush him.

Come on, let's go to bed.

I have not gone to bed before four in the morning in my life.

Yeah, but take a moment. Rest well.

(EXHALE)

(Melody of tension)

Good night my Love.

Rest, Paco.

(Music of tension)

(Music of tension)

(More intense melody)

(Increasing tension)

(Eerie closing tune)