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This is my hometown.

Henderson, Kentucky.

I've never been away from here,

but I can't imagine there's any other place quite like it.

It's a beautiful town right on the river

where the grass is green, and so are the trees.

The people are nice,

and they say hello to you as they pass

by on the street.

Yeah, whether they know you or not.

It's a great place to grow up.

But...

Things started to get really,

really weird around here toward the end of summer.

Crazy things started to happen all around Henderson.

My sisters and I actually slept through all of this,

but our parents went Cuh-ray-zy.

Yeah. So, I'm just getting started.

I swear this also happened.

Cats started barking.

And dogs meowing.

Tell me that's not weird.

Yeah, my friends and I probably

aren't too different from all you guys.

Abra cadabra!

Madi, you have so much potential.

Since you don't believe in yourself,

and so on in your workouts and on the track,

if you don't start believing in yourself and working harder

we'll never improve those times.

Hey.

You think you can fix dad's old laptop? It's a clunker.

Geek Inc. at your service.

What's wrong with it?

What?

I don't know what's wrong with it.

It worked this morning.

And the winner of this year's science fair project goes to

the ginormous rocket, yay!

Congratulations.

Sheldon, I know you're disappointed

and this looks really cool,

but there's always next year.

And the popcorn's good.

Where do you think Blinkie got

whatever it is that she's wearing?

Maybe the dumpster?

For sure.

Yep. That's me.

And my two horrible sisters.

Really?

Bye, brace face.

Bye, stinky!

Oh, I mean Blinkie. Good one.

We used to get some fresh apples.

Take a trip out there.

Go to the apple orchard.

By the way, Tammy. Happy birthday.

Yeah, happy birthday.

What a coincidence you and your brother

have the same birthday.

What do we have here?

A party.

I'm here, the party can begin.

I brought pie. It's my mom's famous pie.

I love pie.

Boys and girls with their decorations, how disgusting.

But wait, I can't wait to see the look on their faces.

Little do they know what's about to happen.

Oh, it's okay, Snowflake.

It's just fat boy Mayor Tim,

with his pie at the birthday party.

Oh...

Let it begin with 3, 2, 1.

Oh no.

Let it rain.

Let the darkness fall.

I'm gonna go look at this.

Alright let's do it.

Honey, call the police.

Honey, no.

The water's out.

I don't know.

- Is it okay? - Are we good?

What's happening?

They don't know what's happened.

I don't like sharks, I don't like sharks.

I don't like sharks. You know what's going on?

No, I don't.

Can't you dictionary it up, or something?

No, I can't.

Oh my god.

- What's going on? - I don't know.

Be careful.

Don't want fat boy to see me.

Oh yes.

Oh no, don't find me. Nobody back here.

Which one of these dead burned cords

go to the fog machine?

These cords, I'll tell you, it's too much.

Good afternoon, Brutus.

Jehovah's witness. I ain't got time for them, come on.

These, you have to have an engineering degree

to put these fog machines together.

Shouldn't need help with this.

This should not take this long.

Got to get fog up on this porch.

Good afternoon, Brutus.

Can I help you?

I'm a little busy here.

Yeah. It seems that you like Halloween just a little bit?

You think?

Well, I just wanted to invite you

to our church's annual trunk or treat

for the kids later this month. Children?

No, I'm, I don't know.

The church backs right up to your property, sir.

No, I'm not going to that, I'm too busy.

All right. Well you enjoy your day.

Children. You could scare them.

Get this town under your mercy, but what to wear?

Pastor? Yes.

I think I will be attending, yes. I'll be coming.

Not too many people know me around here.

And it'll give me a chance

to make an impression on the community.

Yeah. Great, I'll see you there.

Yes. I'll see you.

Yes, I'll see you all.

Guys. Guys, guys, it's the Punisher.

I hear he's been shaving since he was seven.

Quick, try not to make eye contact.

- The little odd squad. - Yeah the nerd herd.

Come on, guys.

Don't waste your time on them.

Yeah, with the not so hot shots.

Wait a minute.

Did we just agree on something?

- Ew, no! - Whatever, losers.

Let's get to class.

So what are you gonna be for Halloween?

Uh, I don't know yet.

Well I heard of this really cool website

called HalloweenCostumes.com. Cool.

- And... - Guys.

We need to get on Mayor Tim's press conference,

and see what he's got to say about the lake.

Alright, alright.

Let's settle down everyone, settle down.

We're here to talk about the events

that happened at the lake port yesterday afternoon.

Now, to be perfectly honest,

those events have been classified,

then de-classified, and now overly simplified

as just a fluke.

In fact, I have a report right here

from our own prestigious Parks Department.

They work for me.

And it states,

"The bizarre set of circumstances that happened

yesterday afternoon at the lake

was simply algae."

Yes, algae, yes.

Algae, A-L-L-G...

Algae.

The city is saying it's some type of algae?

No. No way, guys.

Don't believe them.

They don't know what they're talking about.

Yeah, that was not algae.

- It has no characteristics. - They don't know

what they're talking about. We were there and we saw.

I saw shark fins.

Yeah.

My dad says it's haunted.

Wait a minute.

The lake is haunted?

Really?

The lake, the whole town,

and definitely that mansion downtown.

- Really? - What mansion?

The one across the street from the church.

It has the big iron fence around it.

And he decorates.

The one covered in Halloween decorations?

- Yeah. - Some kids say

that last year what it was time

to take down all the Halloween decorations,

not all the ghosts and monsters

were put back into their boxes.

That doesn't make sense.

They walked off.

- No way. - No.

That's why some kids say that, that's not-

- Nice try.

I mean, supposedly,

he has a laboratory down there

where he does experiments.

Experiments?

On what, exactly?

Not on us. I hope.

Blinkie is terrified.

After the thing at the lake,

and then this morning with the river.

I don't know if I can even get Rusty

to go to school tomorrow.

He's afraid he gonna vanish, for real.

It has to stop.

I mean, what is causing all this insanity?

Sheldon has been researching these things

online for days, and he doesn't have any answers.

Madi's in her room and afraid to come out.

Well, you know,

with everything that's been going on,

Doug is, he's really wondering what's coming next,

so he's thinking that we may move away.

You and Doug can move, but we're staying.

This is where all of our friends are.

Well, we'll see, kids. We'll see.

What are you guys whispering about?

Oh, nothing, Chloe.

We just think we should be wearing a dress in here.

Actually, I think this is the perfect environment

to hold a beautiful tea party.

You guys are so bad.

Tell me about it.

I actually have to live with that one.

Even worse, I have to live with you.

Oh can you be quiet?

Even worse, we have to hear you guys talk.

At the same time.

Okay, guys.

Let's get serious.

What is going on in this town?

We heard our parents talking about moving away.

See?

Mine too. They want to leave!

We can't let this happen, guys.

We'll never see each other again.

There has to be some type of scientific,

mathematical equation. Okay, did you just

come out of the dictionary?

Guys, maybe we'll just get lucky

and all this weird stuff will just stop.

- Yeah, maybe. - Come on, guys.

Let's head home.

Before I decide to paint my bedroom pink.

Alright let's go.

Guys, did you see that?

- What was that? - Whoa.

You guys. You guys, what is that?

- Is this place haunted? - Guys, guys.

I think he's got like a spell on the house,

like he's got powers, or something?

I don't know.

I told you.

It's got to be Snivley doing this, for sure.

Remember the birthday party, the computer room,

and all the pets in the city are going crazy.

And there was a tsunami.

In the river.

Oh yeah, we read that in the newspaper.

- The river? - Oh yeah.

We read that in the newspaper.

We gotta stop Snivley,

and it starts with this house.

But how?

I mean, this guy's got strange powers.

And what have we got?

Google.

- Blinkie, watch it. - What? Sorry.

Sorry. Gosh...

Hey Tommy.

Here's a report about Snivley and his family.

Yeah, we found the same stuff.

It's all about Snivley's great,

great, great grandfather,

who found some gold around here.

And he helped grow Henderson

by building free houses for all the miners

living with their families.

- That's cool. - During our research,

we found out that all the houses,

he gave them back to the people of Henderson

when all the gold was gone.

Yeah, that was really nice.

Tammy and I found some blueprints

about Snivley's lab he built two years ago.

- I told you. - He has a lab?

- Yeah. - Oh.

Remember the report at City Hall?

It said something about dirt and rocks,

but we couldn't figure it out.

It was super confusing.

- Hey guys. - Hi mom.

Sorry, but it's bedtime.

So we need to turn off all your devices, okay?

And I want you to get some good sleep

because tomorrow is trunk or treat!

Yeah, alright, love you guys.

- Goodnight. - Thank you!

- Goodnight. - Goodnight, Irene.

Goodnight.

Goodnight, guys.

I just can't take it anymore.

Oh my goodness.

How do we know nothing about him?

Well, all we really know is that

he's a super weird science guy,

and he's really rich.

Well, for all you no-brainers out there,

it means that he's an enigma.

A what?

That some kind of weird vampire swamp monster?

- Yeah. - No.

It means that he's a mystery.

Well then basically we got a whole lot of nothing.

- Yeah. - And then some.

Just everybody, go back to sleep.

Okay.

- Guys guys guys guys! - What was that?

Are you okay?

Is everyone fine?

You good? Yeah.

What was that?

- Just go back to sleep. - Just go back to bed.

Goodnight again.

Come on, pick up the pace, slowpoke.

You can carry more than that.

Y'all hurry up.

I need to get in here.

Yes, sweet gold!

We're rich, Snowflake!

We'll be eating filet mignon all night long.

We need to go deeper.

There's more gold, bring me more dynamite.

You bum! I said more dynamite.

We gotta go deeper.

I just wanted to take a moment

to thank everyone for coming out

on such a beautiful day that the lord gave us.

I hope you're all having fun.

We are.

Can I help you, sir?

Pastor, it's me!

Who's me?

Me. Brutus.

Brutus Snivley. Oh!

Brutus, I love the outfit.

Did you come for my blood?

No, but I could recommend a few other people.

Pastor, great turnout.

I know, I think the kids

are really having a good time.

- Oh I am. - Yeah.

So, Mr. Snively. It's Snivley, Snivley.

Pardon, I believe you know the Mayor.

Yeah.

Good to see you, Brutus.

You do know this is a church, right?

And you do know you're supposed

to eat that cupcake, and not wear it.

You big wiener.

Pastor, did you receive the pumpkins I sent?

Oh yes, that was so very kind of you.

We're gonna send them home with the children

at the end of the day. Yes, please. Please do.

I decided this year to have a haunted house.

For the kiddies, you know. Oh that's a lovely idea.

- For the children. - Of course, yes, yes.

Guys guys guys.

Pastor, could I please make an announcement?

I don't see why not.

Please do, please do.

Ladies and gentlemen, all you good people.

As you probably know,

my great great great grandfather,

Cornelius Snivley, helped this town

by building homes for the people

who worked in his gold mines.

But what you probably didn't know

is that he used his own money, generously,

to build this old church.

Yes, well, I wanted to let you know

that I'll be having a haunted house

at my house for you guys to come over.

It'll be a good time, so please, please,

bring the kiddies over, yes.

And in the spirit of Halloween,

we'll be having a jack-O-lantern carving contest.

Where we'll be giving children all these sharp knives

so they can carve up the pumpkins.

Yes, so children, come get your knives, please.

- Let's thank Mr. Snively. - Snivley. It's Snivley.

Mr. Snivley, for the pumpkins.

Not so much the knives,

but have a great trunk or treat, everyone.

This is the reason we don't invite him to things.

He's a menace.

My gosh, knives to children?

I can't even imagine.

Good grief, this is ridiculous.

Is that it?

My stomach's gonna be as empty as yours.

Yes, Mr. Mayor.

Yes, sir.

Yes, Mr. Mayor, yes, okay.

Okay, uh huh, okay, alright.

Bye bye, alright, yeah, enjoy your lunch.

Alright, bye Mr. Mayor.

Pastor, are you okay?

Yeah, it's just, it's all these calls.

The Mayor every five minutes,

and I assured him these are not

the plights of the Old Testament.

So let it be written, so let it be done.

- Bob. - What? Yul Brynner.

Anyways, what can I do for you guys?

Well Pastor, Rusty's been having nightmares.

Chloe's staying up all night, she's not sleeping.

And Blinkie's been terrified all week.

Well, nightmares and dreams

are a way for God to communicate to us,

and we all interpret them differently.

Yeah, but they seem to be getting a lot worse.

- Oh yeah. - Oh yeah.

Well you just have to stay strong

and remember that no matter what,

God is in control.

Pastor, we love you and we love the church,

but we are seriously thinking about moving away.

- Yes. - Yeah.

You know, I truly hate to see that

from any family here in Henderson,

but I understand that you have to do

what's best for your family.

Thank you Pastor.

- Thank you. - Let me walk you out.

Now now.

Now now, everyone, calm down please, calm down.

When in the course of human events as a community,

we must come together to participate-

- Oh blah blah blah!

Stuff it, Mr. Mayor, come on!

Tell us the truth.

Why are these strange things happening,

and what are you doing to find out who's doing them?

Well, I can assure you-

- Then tell us the truth, Mayor!

You can't handle the truth!

We can handle it,

and we need to know the truth

so we can protect our kids and homes.

Yeah, come on.

You know, if it was left up to me,

I'd sell my house right now and move.

Yeah.

Who would even think about

buying in Henderson now?

- I would. - Who are you?

I am Benjamin Schafer.

And my client is prepared to make fair offers

on all your homes.

- Oh, alright. - Cash offers.

You know what, show me the money.

Now hold up here, hold up.

Who is your client?

Brutus Snivley.

Oh.

Do you mean old man Snively?

No, Snivley.

I've heard it both ways.

And I've got the contracts right here, so come on up.

Mr. Snivley believes that no one should live

in Henderson in fear.

So let's make a deal.

Let me have some.

Yes, yes, tell them.

We'll take it, we'll take it.

Yes.

Buy them, buy them all, buy them all up.

What are we buying, boss?

You dimwit.

You're not buying anything.

I'm gonna make this year's haunted house so terrifying,

whoever doesn't sell me their property

will be running out of this town in fear.

Yes, now where shall we start?

The body parts room?

Yes, I want lots and lots of body parts.

Hey, where are we gonna get

all these fake body parts at, boss?

Who said fake? I want real.

Real arms and legs, real arms and legs.

Now, I've made the arrangements at the morgue,

so head on over there and go get 'em.

They're ready for you.

What are you waiting for?

Don't make me ask you again.

Ah, you dimwits!

Snowflake, come to daddy.

Bring me my slippers now, Snowflake.

Oh, you are not going to believe this.

Snivley just got the approval

to reopen the old gold mine and start digging again.

Yeah, so?

Well, the mine is so big,

it's under the entire city, where everyone lives.

So, if the people of Henderson are all gone,

then the gold's all his, guys.

But, if we're all here, gold is all ours.

So that's what all this crazy stuff is about?

Getting everyone out of Henderson?

Well, he's doing a great job, then.

My parents are ready to move.

Yeah, they're ready to move.

I just said that.

Guys, let's sneak out of the party later

and see what we're up against.

- That's a good plan. - Yeah, sounds good.

So, how much of that gold do you think would be mine?

Like, in dollars.

- Oh my god. - Seriously?

One more there, yes.

I gotta get 'em, yeah, body parts.

That's not scary.

That's not scary.

Get some body parts, the boss wants body parts.

Go get some of them body parts

so he can scare these kids.

That's what the boss wants.

What are you doing?

That's not scary.

Mm-hmm!

No, it's not.

Why don't you throw some real blood on there.

The boss wants it to be scary.

Dimwit.

♪ Every chance has a reason

♪ Baby let it come to you

♪ Every song every season

♪ Lives outside of status quo

♪ This will start with me

♪ Come and dance to the beat

♪ Expanding our abilities

♪ If the past is gone

♪ We're doing it wrong

♪ Baby you and I, baby you and I ♪

Alright, I'll see all you crazy characters

on Sunday, right?

Yeah.

Alright.

- Pastor! - Hey Mayor.

Hey, I didn't think I'd see you here.

Why not?

Well, you know, since church sometimes

tends to be against, you know,

Halloween parties and dancing.

Well, this is me, and just me,

but it's more about the family and fellowship.

Participate, not celebrate, you know?

Yeah, I like that.

Not to mention the opportunity it gives preachers

to talk to everybody about, well, the afterlife.

You see, without Jesus,

we would be completely separated from God and death.

So death is real.

You could be standing right there

and choke on that chocolate bar.

See?

With the mercy and love of God,

we can have eternal life.

Oh, that's pretty cool.

You alright?

Yeah, I almost choked.

How many candy bars is that for you today?

Only four.

The last one I had was nougat,

I like those a lot. You think maybe

that's four too many? Hey guys!

No no no no.

You guys look fantastic.

I think these are the best costumes we've had.

Thank you.

I think we all should've came as polar bears,

'cause it's freezing in here.

I know, I'm so sorry.

There's something wrong with the boiler,

the heating system, I don't know.

It's gonna take a miracle to fix it.

But, you guys have fun.

Stay in the cafeteria,

and I'll see you later, okay?

- Bye. - It really has

been a good party.

Well hey. Great turnout.

Hi.

If it isn't a meeting between good and evil.

You know, it's so cold in here that,

well, we could use a little fire from down below.

Pastor, it's so good to see you.

Welcome to our Halloween party.

It's not every day we get to discuss

What have you been up to?

Oh well you know, just fighting the lord's good fight.

Good, and Mayor.

You're wearing chocolate.

Head to toe, I can tell.

What do you think we should do

about all the bizarre things

that have been going on around here?

My kids are starting to freak out, and so am I.

No need to worry.

My people are already on it.

The lord has his people too,

and I'm counting on them.

Yes, but my people have it.

No, the lord's got this one, don't worry.

- Yeah, but my people are- - The lord.

Excuse me, gentlemen.

There's a small emergency I need to see to.

Apparently a plate of chocolate brownies

has gone missing from the refreshment table.

You guys have fun. What?

What?

It wasn't me.

So the other evening, you mentioned Snively?

Oh, Snivley.

Are you sure?

Oh yes, I'm positive.

I've heard it both ways.

Anyways, you said he was a menace.

Oh yes, yeah.

Snivley and I go way back.

In fact, we went to camp together as kids.

Back then, he was a small child,

but he was definitely a bully.

And a menace.

Say Timmy, what'd you get in that box

your mom brought you today?

A pie.

Just one?

I bet you could eat five at a time.

Brutus, you be nice.

What kind of pie was it, Timmy?

Cherry, it's my favorite.

You guys can have some if you'd like.

- Yum I like pie. - Yuck.

You can't pay me a million dollars to eat that pie.

But you better eat it before

the creature from Dead Man's Island

comes across the Ohio Bridge to eat you!

My great grandfather Snivley swears

he saw the creature from Dead Man's Island.

He saw the back of the creature.

It looked like a giant with long, scraggly hair.

And when it turned around,

Monster!

What are you looking at?

Oh...

Are you okay?

Give me a minute.

Alright Mayor, you take care.

Hey!

S'mores!

Now go away.

Hoodlums.

Why do you have all those keys, anyways?

'Cause when you have sisters

that lock you in closets, ya learn.

Come on!

Come on, Rusty.

Guys, maybe this isn't such the best idea.

Snivley's up to something, I just know it.

Plus, it's just snooping around. Come on!

Now, we got plenty of barrels of blood.

And plenty of rotten, smelly pumpkins.

But we need more poison ivy and poison oak.

Especially in the torture maze right there,

where the kiddies are coming down the halls.

And take 'em down. Guys, guys.

He's got a timer set.

Yeah, they're gonna smell that pumpkin, it stinks.

And then we're gonna, I know,

and then they're gonna turn, oh,

what are you getting at, Elmer?

No! Get out!

Look at, go! Hurry up!

Go, hurry up! Come on, Snowflake.

Come on, let's get 'em, let's get them.

They're bite size.

- They're coming, go! - Guys, go!

Come on, hurry. Go, go! Run!

Hurry, they're coming!

We have super powers!

Oh yeah. Oh hey, hey guys.

Come here.

So, is there anything- Geek!

- Geek! - It's okay.

They're just jerks.

So, did anything happen to y'all guys

after the lightning at church?

I can cast spells, guys!

Guys, time out, time out, time out.

So, what happened to us is what scientists call

electromagnetic transfer osmosis,

and according to them,

it can be pretty serious. What?

Don't ask me about it, we'll be here all day.

All I care is that maybe we can stop Stivley

from running- Scaring.

Scaring everyone out of Henderson.

There has to be a logical solution to this.

It's crazy. Yeah, well.

I think it's gonna take a lot more than logic.

Like a miracle. Definitely, yeah.

Let's meet up at the tree house tonight,

and see what we can do with our powers.

- Okay. - Sounds good.

See you all there. Bye.

Tammy, Tammy, Tammy!

Lucky shot.

Okay, whatever you say, little brother.

Just because you're two minutes older,

doesn't make a difference.

- Oh it still matters! - And you better

put that stick down. Hey, break it up!

Have a seat.

I'm not sitting in that girly seat.

It's not that big of a deal, Tommy.

Anyone have any ideas about Snivley?

Guys, come on.

Nobody has any ideas?

Guys, I could cast some nasty spells on him.

Good morning, dark shine.

You handsome devil, you.

You're no Beetlejuice, but you're still pretty good.

Oh, there you are again, Mr. Handsome!

That should stop him.

What are you looking at, sweetie poo?

I'm not gonna read you a bedtime story tonight.

Stop.

Get out of here, mutt!

My great great great grandson?

You are besmirching the Snivley name.

You must stop with your evil plan

to chase the people from Henderson.

Or, you will be cursed with these plagues forever.

And for goodness sakes,

take off that ridiculous hat in bed.

You gave this town to the people, but I want it back!

And soon, I'll get it back.

Tomorrow's the day that will never end

for the people of Henderson.

You're despicable!

I am not!

You're deplorable!

Am not!

Uh huh so!

In fact, you're a jerk!

I'm not a jerk, am I?

Sweetie poo?

What?

I've been thinking.

Maybe we can't defeat Snivley,

but maybe we can defeat the boiler.

We could always check it out during lunch.

I mean, it's worth a shot,

but you really think you can fix a boiler?

After last night, I'm not sure what we can do.

I'm not too worried about the boiler.

I'm worried about a much bigger problem.

Alright let's go, let's go!

Single file.

File single. Let's go, let's go, let's go.

Speed it up, speed it up, speed it up, speed it up.

Go go go go go.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.

Respect my authority.

Slow, S-L-O-W.

- Blinkie. - What?

If you can use those keys

to get us into the boiler room,

I have something to keep Rambo from finding us.

What?

That's for me to know and you to find out.

You sound like my grandpa.

Like, really?

But I mean, we can try it.

Not in my house.

That litter needs a babysitter.

Put your baby in the crib.

A-ha! Get to stepping.

Kids today, I tell you.

So, Rusty. What you got for Rambo?

Come on, I'll show you.

Whoa.

That's impressive.

Is that a kitty cat on school property?

Oh no, not today, mister whiskers.

No way.

We need some nails.

Mm, yeah.

There you go my friend.

Yeah, little kitty cat, you're mine.

Oh no.

Not today. Not in my family.

A discarded can of a carbonated beverage?

Hey mister beverage, do you like magic?

'Cause I'm gonna make you disappear.

Yeah, see? Voila.

Oh yeah.

That's that. Let's go, buddy.

My work here is done.

Wait a minute.

I know that smell.

Is that, is that an ocean breeze?

Is that a rhinoceros?

Oh no, I know for a fact that's teenage trouble makers.

I know that smell, and I'm coming to get ya.

Wait, wait, wait.

Do you have a key?

Yeah.

Come on.

Here.

There's a button.

Oh, so this is where they keep all this junk.

Yeah, no kidding.

Whoa whoa whoa!

This really smells.

What are you doing? It doesn't work!

This is so I can tell

the computer to have the iron away.

What is iron away?

What does that mean?

Now, guys, now!

- Guys! - Right now!

Oh my gosh!

Let's go, let's go!

Everybody okay, yeah?

I'm not really sure what happened, but we're okay, right?

Hey guys.

I think we got our miracle.

The heat's back on!

Woo!

Either somebody up there

or somebody down here really loves us, right?

Alright.

Let's get this mess cleaned up.

Here, kitty kitty kitty.

Where are you?

Meow?

Kitty, kitty, where are you, kitty?

Ah... kitty?

Kitty...

Kitty kitty kitty, meow, meow?

Here, kitty kitty.

Here, kitty.

Where are you at, kitty?

Come here.

Well hey, Mr. Schnitz... Schnitzel...

Schnizelnagen? That's okay.

You can call me Rambo.

Okay, Mr. Rambo, welcome.

Whose cat does this belong to?

Here, here, you take kitty.

- No, no, I couldn't. - Yeah, please.

Take it, take it, take it, take it,

take it!

Alright.

So, what should I name it?

Decoy, yeah.

What about Decoy?

Decoy, okay.

Everybody, meet Decoy.

Hey bud, how was school?

Well, I made a kitten magically appear,

and... Harry Potter!

Stop.

Oh, I faked out a security guy, Rambo.

Did you say Rambo?

As in, he drew first blood, not me.

Oh my gosh, please stop.

I fixed the school boiler room.

Hey, check this out.

It's the weather app.

Why is it so sunny out for?

- I don't know. - Well,

if things don't change around here,

your mother and I have agreed

that we're hasta la vista, baby.

We're out of Henderson.

That's not funny.

This is crazy.

I mean, did you guys understand

in the boiler room last night?

What did she mean about the pressure?

It's confusing.

Well I told you guys it had to fart, right?

- That's gross. - Better out than in.

- It's still gross. - Wait.

So why are we here, anyway?

Well, there's good news and there's bad news.

Bad news is, the sun is still shining.

The good news is, we're all still alive!

Wait, do you remember was Snively said?

Tomorrow, there will be no night

for the people of Henderson.

Well how can he turn the night into day?

Well, through my extensive research, guys,

I've found irrefutable evidence online

that he's using satellites, real live satellites,

with mirrors on them,

to shine light from other parts of the world

down onto us here in Henderson.

And you just happened to discover that

in the last 24 hours.

I mean, is that the bad news, or can I get worse?

Well, if he can do that-

- Then he won't have much trouble

activating the earthquake to destroy Henderson.

Yeah.

Or people from leaving Henderson.

Hi.

Dinner's here already?

Oh, they're a little early today, aren't they?

Hey y'all, how you doing?

Aren't you early for Meals on Wheels?

Well it's 7:30.

No, it can't be.

Oh, well, you know,

we're having some pretty strange weather.

- Yeah. - It's been kinda weird.

- That's true. - You guys have a great day.

- Alright thank you. - Bye bye.

Bye bye.

Hey Tammy.

What's wrong, babe?

Oh, you know you're not supposed

to use this phone unless it's an emergency, right?

I think it is.

Mom, what's happening outside?

It's not getting dark, and I'm freaking out.

I mean, is this like the end of the world?

No no no, listen, it's gonna be fine.

I know, I know the sky's doing a weird thing.

It's probably just some kind of climate change thing, okay?

Don't worry.

I'm gonna be talking to daddy really really soon,

and we'll just see what he says, okay?

Mom, please, just listen...

Yeah, don't worry, babe.

It's gonna be fine, okay?

I love you. Love you too.

Alright, bye bye.

I'm serious, Doug.

I can't tell you, Tammy is absolutely freaking out,

and to be honest, I am too.

Yeah, well, I understand hun,

but I don't know.

I called mom and dad,

and they said it was dark over there,

the way it should be.

So, maybe we just need to call that lawyer, Benjamin,

and talk to him about selling the house.

Like, tonight.

Well, I guess you're right.

I hate to do it. Yeah.

Well hello girls.

What brings you in today?

Look at their faces.

They walked in our bedroom as girls,

and walked out as Burt Reynolds.

We just don't understand how this could've happened.

We told you already,

Blinkie cast a spell on us.

- Yeah, she's a real witch. - I'll say.

Enough of this nonsense!

And don't talk about your sister that way.

Great Scott, doc. Is there anything you can do?

Let's take a look.

Most likely to be hormonal changes.

I think we probably need

to start a hormonal treatment

to get this under control, okay?

So give me a couple minutes,

and I'll be back with a plan, okay?

Okay.

But until that time,

we probably need to invest in some good razors.

Mom?

Girls, I don't know.

Yes, shove out!

Move along, it's mine.

I bought 'em all.

Get out of town, it's ours.

Yes!

And darling, play us a little tune.

♪ Amazing grace

♪ How sweet the sound

♪ That saved a wretch like me

♪ I once was lost

♪ But now I'm found

♪ Was blind

♪ But now I see Oh, sorry.

I know that so many of you are confused

and dismayed about the many recent

frightful circumstances here in Henderson.

And are thinking about moving away.

There is no doubt that evil is at work here.

Hoodlums.

And we may each have our suspicions

about who might be at the bottom of these

menacing threats to our community.

Snivley.

Oh, sorry.

However,

we know that we are in the care of the lord.

And the person or people responsible will be revealed.

But remember,

the bible tells us that while we may condemn,

we must also forgive.

No matter who that person might be.

- Good morning. - I don't really

know what's going to happen. Good morning, class.

Good morning, Ms. Hoffman.

Class, today we're going to be talking about

one of the greatest stories in the bible.

David and Goliath.

It's a story of faith and courage,

and overcoming what seems to be impossible.

Blinkie, what's wrong?

I just don't want to talk about it right now.

Miss Hoof... Hoffman.

Does god always answer your prayers?

What if you really need help?

God hears our prayers, and he does answer them,

but not necessarily with the answer

that we're expecting.

Sometimes the answer is yes,

and sometimes the answer is no.

But, even when you feel the answer is no,

remember, god has a plan to help you.

And he wants you to do what you can

to find the answer yourself.

May I ask a theoretical question, ma'am?

Of course.

If you find it, is it guaranteed to always work?

It may not work the first time,

but god expects you to keep trying.

You've got to have courage.

And believe.

That's how you build character and strength.

Through your faith.

Oh, come on in.

What a wonderful surprise.

Why are you here?

Well kids, all of us parents thought

this would be the best time and place

to talk to you guys.

For what?

We've all decided to sell our homes to Mr. Snively.

- What? - No!

It's actually Snivley.

I heard it both ways.

Alrighty then.

But guys, he's given us really generous offers.

I'm sorry, I know this is gonna be hard on you,

but I need you to pack all your rooms up this week,

and we're leaving right after Halloween.

I'm sorry Blinkie.

Blinkie, we're sorry. No!

Get out of the way. Don't touch me!

- Rusty, Rusty. - I can't believe you!

- Blinkie, come on... - Rusty.

Did that just really happen?

Should somebody go after 'em?

They'll get over it.

I knew they were gonna be upset,

but not that upset.

House of pain, how can we hurt you?

Is this Brutus?

Yes, yes, what is it?

Well, just wanted to let you know

that people are selling us their homes left and right.

Especially after the dang night never came.

It totally freaked people out.

So things are going very, very well.

Brutus, you got a big, I mean huge, problem.

Ha, that's one thing I don't have is problems.

Go on, get at it.

Well Brutus, I checked with your bank the other day,

and you don't have enough money to pay everyone.

Not even close.

Did you hear that, Snowflake?

I don't have enough money to pay everyone.

You idiot, I never intended on paying anyone anything.

They're all suckers.

And in a few days, their house will be worth nothing.

And by the way, Benjie boy,

don't send me your bill, either.

See ya, and I wouldn't want to be ya.

Yes.

It's ours, Snowflake.

Those suckers are gone.

Okay Samson, go outside.

Oh, leave the squirrels alone!

Hey guys, watch this video I just took of Samson.

Wait, why does he still have his powers but we don't?

Because, he never stopped believing in himself,

and Samson believed he could get the squirrel.

So he never lost his confidence.

She's right, he never did stop believing, guys.

We did, though.

We may all be intelligent,

but we'd have to work very smart this time.

What about now, though?

You guys, we can stop Snivley,

but we have to start believing again.

It's like Ms. Hoffman said.

All we have to do is have courage and believe.

I mean guys, if a dog can do it.

Based off of this film that she just showed us,

I do believe that with literal to no chance of error,

we can definitely kick Snivley's behind.

Guys, guys.

I need to take a reality check.

So, tomorrow, meet me in the gym.

- Okay. - Sounds good.

- That hurt. - I've had enough.

I still got it.

Alright, hey guys, guys, come on.

Alright, I got a plan for tonight.

Snivley's gonna wish he never made that haunted house.

Yeah!

- Are you ready? - This looks so cool.

- Are you having fun tonight? - Yeah.

Welcome, welcome everyone, to my haunted house.

I think it's okay, mom, it's okay.

- Are you sure? - Come on, come on.

- You guys, be careful. - Come on.

A trick? No, I've got a treat for you!

Come on in, come on up, step on up.

Yes, enjoy the haunted house.

- Haunted house? Yes! - No no no no.

Please, it's for the children only.

Yes, I'm sure you'll understand.

Now make way, come on.

Yes, come on.

Come on, kiddos, yes.

Alright, see ya.

You guys stay together.

- Let's go. - Be careful, guys.

- Stay together! - Yes yes.

- Text me, Madi. - They'll be fine.

They're in good hands.

I'm sure you understand.

- Are we sure about this? - I don't know.

Not a good feeling.

It's good to see you again, children.

Well come along. Come right this way.

Yes, come on.

Come on, follow me.

I'm scared!

I want to get out of here, it's scary!

- I want to go home. - Guys we need to get out.

Guys guys guys guys.

Calm down. It's just a haunted house.

- Still! - We need to find Snivley.

Yeah, and, I could climb the hole,

and find the door.

We'll come, lead down to the lab.

Alright guys.

Next time I see him, I'm gonna freeze him!

I'll get the butcher, you get the shadow.

Yep, you get the butcher, I'll get the shadow.

So, your friends have left you all alone, huh?

- Nice one. - Thanks.

Should I un-freeze him?

Probably not.

- A proud moment, though. - Should be.

Good job with, wires.

Thank you.

I got down to the lab,

and I found a door.

- Okay let's go. - Let's go!

Come on, guys.

Alright come on, hurry.

This is that monitor I saw when we were snooping.

- Okay. - Alright.

Crap, we still only got three minutes, though.

'Til what?

'Til the earthquake wipes out all of Henderson.

I can change the coordinates too.

I'm the expert here, but it will still be three minutes.

Alright we'll do that.

- Got it. - Alright great.

Wait, wait. What's that thing?

- I don't know. Leave it. - Who's that? Oh, oh.

- Madi! Guys! - We're coming!

We fixed the earthquake.

It's only going to go up at the house.

- Okay. - Yeah, but we've only

got three minutes, so we gotta be quick.

Make that two minutes and 30 seconds.

- We need to go. - You guys go get Snivley.

What?

Just can't leave him there.

Us three, we'll go. You all stay.

He's done so much to us, though.

Really, after literally everything he's done to us,

they're gonna go get him.

Uh oh.

We have a problem.

Now him and his goons are loose!

We gotta get out of here!

- Army crawl! - Army crawl!

Go get the team.

Beep beep, manager service.

Sheldon, you can't outsmart me.

Rusty, you're no magician.

Tommy and Tammy, it was me by the way

that ruined your birthday party.

Guys, guys, I think I found the door, come on.

It's locked.

It's locked, it's locked! The key, where is it?

I don't know.

Where's Rusty, where's Rusty?

Watch out, kids, coming full ahead!

Hey kids.

Back up, Rambo's here, have no fear!

Rambo, what are you doing here?

Hey, I've had my good eye on you guys

ever since school.

Ever since you made Decoy appear.

I like how you did that, by the way,

that was really cool.

So listen, kids, we ain't got no time to waste.

Rambo says no more trick or treat,

let's get to the street.

Come on kids, go!

Yeah that's what I'm talking about.

Snivley, where you at, Snivley?

Hey, I got something for you.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa, hey hey hey hey!

Wait a minute, I never missed a court date.

What's the big idea, mister?

Get out of here!

No, stop, please!

Officer, I have a medical condition.

I'm Alcatraz-intolerant!

No, no!

Please, don't.

I've got a lot to do yet.

No, not Mr. Topper, give him back!

Hey, Mr. Topper!

See? My people.

Hello. You can hear me?

Alright, fantastic.

Well thank you all for being here today.

At today's celebration and recognition

of our own Halloween Heroes.

An awards ceremony, ha!

Look at 'em up there.

This whole town should have been mine, all mine.

And I would've had it all, too, you know.

Oh, before we get started,

I would like to ask Pastor Dale

to please join me here on stage

for a word of prayer and thanks.

Thank you, Mayor.

And thank you all for coming.

Let us pray.

Lord, we thank you for having such fine young people

in our community as the Halloween Heroes.

Young people with such strong values of right and wrong,

of courage and character,

that was passed down to them

from their wonderful parents and elders.

We thank you, lord, and those crazy kids.

Amen.

Yes, yes.

Yes, amen indeed. Alright.

Well, first of all, I have wonderful news

for the entire community.

With some of the gold that was mined from under the city,

thanks to my people,

we are going to build a community center

for all the children of Henderson.

Yes, it's wonderful, wonderful news.

And, we're going to build it on the site

of the old Snivley mansion.

You mean Snively!

No, it's Snivley.

But I've heard it both ways.

So, without further ado,

I would like for Principal Healy,

and the Halloween Heroes to join me here on stage, please.

I would've had it all,

if it weren't for those meddling kids.

And Mayor Tim. Alright here we go.

For bringing an end to the calamities

and disturbances in our community,

and for the apprehension of the individual responsible,

Snivley,

the city of Henderson awards this plaque

of commendation and outstanding citizenship

to the group known as the Halloween Heroes.

Principal Healy, if you would, please.

You guys, I just want you to know

how proud I am of all of you.

I'm gonna place this plaque

at the opening of our school

so everyone who comes in will know,

as long as you believe in yourself and have courage,

anything is possible.

Including fixing a broken boiler.

Congratulations, guys.

Just one more announcement to make.

My mother, of course,

has donated some of her famous cherry pies

for refreshments today.

Mother, could you please wave your hand

so everyone can see you.

Yes, thank you, thank you.

Oh thank you, thank you!

I love my Timmy. I do love her cherry pies.

Yuck, you couldn't pay me a million dollars

to eat that pie. Shut up, Sniffles!

Here's a quarter. Go get me a candy bar.

This isn't enough.

Make it enough!

Yes sir, Mr. Mountain, sir.

And take off that ridiculous hat!

Well, I guess we really did save Henderson.

And everything has changed for my friends and me.

- Wow. - Madi found her speed

and her determination.

That's a new track record.

She now wants to be an Olympian.

Tommy and Tammy stopped being so competitive,

and became better role models.

Very good, alright students, to the bar.

Sidekick stretches. Yes sir!

Good job, you two.

That's what I'm talking about.

Well done, well done.

Good job.

I'm proud of you.

That's what I want to see. Good job, little brother.

It was only two minutes.

He's in a class right now,

but I can have him call you back when he's done.

Chloe really did start her own business.

Can I help you?

Hi, I'm here to fix your computers.

Geek Inc. at your service.

Okay.

Here you go. Thank you.

- Okay ready? - Let's go!

- Are you sure? - Rusty changed his name

to Rusty the Magnificent.

Abra cadabra!

- Change me back! - And he still uses his sister

for magic practice.

Well hurry up and change me back!

Okay.

Abra cadabra!

You asked for it.

Sheldon found his confidence,

and his invention actually worked!

See, Sheldon, I knew you could do it!

Come on, class. Best of all,

he finally won the science fair.

That's good toast!

Thank you.

As for me,

I found the ability to stand up for myself

and my friends.

God gave us these gifts.

We just had to believe in ourselves.

I promise you, if anything like this ever happens again,

the Halloween Heroes will be there to save the day.

Hey Mayor.

I'm here to learn Taiwan Doe.

They say I need to lose some weight.

Ah, well, class is over tonight,

but tomorrow at 7:00.

Okay, I'll come back.

- Excellent. - Would you like some?

How do you use these things?