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(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
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GUY: This is Free City.
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Look at this guy.
He's one of the sunglasses people.
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And the people who wear
sunglasses are heroes.
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(HIP-HOP MUSIC CONTINUES)
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(GUNS FIRING)
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They have a devil-may-care
attitude and they run this town.
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You are so hot.
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Oh, I know.
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GUY: See?
That's not even his car.
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Or his wife.
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(GUNS CONTINUE FIRING)
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For the sunglasses people,
they get to do anything they want.
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They go on
all sorts of missions.
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They got cool hair,
cool clothes.
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I mean, laws aren't really laws to them.
They're more like mild suggestions.
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Like, I don't think
he's gonna return that car.
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Or that nice lady.
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See what I mean? Hero.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(ALARM BEEPING)
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My name is Guy,
and I live in paradise.
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(EXHALES)
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Good morning, Goldie.
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I've lived here in Free City
my whole life.
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I've got a best friend,
I've got a goldfish,
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and I work at the bank.
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What more could a guy want?
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NEWS ANCHOR: (ON TV) Sunday
should be warm and sunny
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with just a scattering
of drive-bys.
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Great day for the beach,
but not Hitman's Beach,
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which will be mined and
sprayed with high-caliber fire
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from a renegade
gunship stolen by...
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GUY: And every morning,
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I start my day
with the most delicious coffee
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in the whole,
wide, whole world.
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Medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.
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You know it. Mmm.
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Mmm!
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That is unexpectedly hot.
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Jeez, that's good.
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It's like losing my virginity,
but in my mouth.
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Thank you for making
this with such love.
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You're welcome.
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GUY: (LOUDLY) Officer Johnny!
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Have a good one, Guy.
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GUY: Don't have a good day,
have a great day!
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(LAUGHS) Hold the fudge.
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You mean to tell me that nobody snabbed
up those bad boys? Today is the day.
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- Like every other day.
- I'll be back for those.
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Oh! So close.
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Mmm! This is the greatest
cup of coffee of all time.
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I wanna write
a song about it.
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I wanna dance to
that song with my body.
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BUDDY: (LAUGHS)
I love my life.
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There's something about finding
your lane and just staying in it.
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That's why they call 'em comfort
zones, they're so damn comfortable.
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- (MAN GRUNTS)
- Oh, Joe!
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Mondays, am I right, Joe?
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- You said it, Guy.
- Yeah.
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In Free City,
I have everything I need.
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Don't have a good day...
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have a great day.
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- MAN: Thank you.
- (CHUCKLES)
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Take care.
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GUY: Except one thing.
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Seem happy.
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Oh, come on, don't worry about that, Guy.
You gonna find someone.
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Oh, it's okay, Bud.
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Feel like I've been looking
for her forever, you know?
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Maybe it's not meant to be.
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Everybody down on the ground!
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- (GUN FIRES)
- (WOMAN GASPING)
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(ROBBER WHOOPS)
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(GUY GRUNTS)
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- (SIGHS) I know the woman I'm looking for.
- Oh, let me guess.
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- A woman with an offbeat sense of humor.
- Sense of humor.
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BUDDY: An obsession
with feel-good diva pop.
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Diva pop. Yes, that's her.
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She's rented space in my brain
and she won't move out.
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And you know what?
I don't want her to.
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Well, guess what?
She won't move either in or out.
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You know why?
'Cause she doesn't exist.
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- She's just a fantasy. It's a fantasy.
- That's cruel. You're cruel.
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- You're being rotten right now. Rotten.
- BUDDY: I'm being real.
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Nobody try to be a hero.
This will all be over soon.
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(CHUCKLING)
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So how about it?
Beers on the beach after work?
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Of course we're going for
beers on the beach after work.
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(CHUCKLING) That makes me
so happy.
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(CHUCKLING) Me too.
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What have you got?
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MAN: Proof of a secret level.
That's what you're looking for, right?
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You got a video
or a screen grab?
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Nope. But I know who does.
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Wanna know what I do to people
who waste my time?
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Oh, wow. Ooh,
someone wants to play.
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Hey, you really British,
or is that an accent filter?
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'Cause maybe we
could meet up later.
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I don't have a burning desire to
see your mum's basement, thanks.
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MAN: Got jokes, huh?
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Well, I got a map,
shows the location of his stash house.
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Don't know how you'll get in, but if
you do, clip 56 might interest you.
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Now, I got a question.
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What's so special
about this video clip anyway?
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What's special is I kill people
who ask questions about it.
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MAN: Mmm, I see. Fun.
Yeah, that's fun.
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Damn, girl, you're so feisty.
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But seriously, is it loot
or is it just the experience?
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- (GROANS)
- Those are questions.
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Did you see the sneakers
on that last robber?
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The 2:30?
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No, the 4:00.
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The three-quarter high-top,
gorgeous foam soles.
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I could barely feel it
when he stepped on my face.
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- BUDDY: (CHUCKLING) Oh, man.
- Wow.
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BOTH: Life in the big city.
Ain't nothing like it.
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FEMALE ROBBER: Give it to me!
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BOTH: Looks like rain.
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BOTH: Has anyone seen my cat?
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(SINGING)
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BUDDY: You know something, Guy,
people say it all the time, like,
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"Guy can take a shoe to the face
better than anybody I know." (CHUCKLES)
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I mean, when you put it on there,
you act like it's not a shoe in your face.
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(SINGING)
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(FANTASY BY MARIAH CAREY
PLAYING)
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Don't have a good day,
have a great day.
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Love that song.
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(SONG STOPS)
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That's a new one.
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(SONG CONTINUES PLAYING)
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(SIREN BLARING)
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Hey!
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That's her.
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Her who?
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That's my dream girl, Buddy.
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(CHUCKLING) She exists.
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- I'm gonna go talk to her.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Wait, man.
She's wearing sunglasses.
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So?
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Whatcha mean "so?"
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So, people with sunglasses
don't talk to people like us.
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- You know that!
- (WHISPERS) I gotta try.
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Look, Guy! Guy!
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Guy! What about
beers on the beach?
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GUY: Excuse me!
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Hey!
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Hey!
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ANNOUNCER: (ON SPEAKERS)
Coming soon... Free City 2!
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Bigger! Badder! Radder!
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Free City 2: Carnage.
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Pre-order today
and get the bonus Mayhem Pack.
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WAITRESS: You done?
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Sorry. Are you closing?
(CHUCKLES)
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Yes.
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We usually don't
put the chairs on the tables,
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one-small-coffee-
over-four-hours girl.
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You really like that game, huh?
My 12-year-old nephew's addicted.
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Seems like everyone's
obsessed with it.
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Oh, Free City? Ah. No.
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I, uh, have a lawsuit
against the publisher
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and the evidence that I need
is in the game.
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- So then I had my codes...
- Oh...
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I wish we weren't closing so
I could hear more about this.
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(SIGHS)
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(ALARM BEEPING)
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Good morning, Goldie.
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Medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.
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Medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.
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Actually, I think I'd like
to try a cappuccino today.
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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS)
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Ooh. "Cappuccino."
I enjoy saying that.
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It's like a waterfall
made of letters.
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Excuse me?
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I'd like to try a cappuccino.
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- Please.
- But you get a medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
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That's what you get.
That's what everyone gets.
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Every day. Always.
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- Well, I...
- Somebody's about to get shot.
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Officer Johnny.
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I just thought I'd try something
different today, you know?
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Whatever. Right? Yeah?
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Hi.
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Ha! I'm just keeping
you on your toes.
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Coffee, cream,
two sugars, please.
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- I'm joking.
- (ALL LAUGH)
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Just keeping you on your toes.
I was kidding.
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MAN: He was just kidding!
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Oh, you think I'd deprive myself
of your baristic artistry?
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No way, no how.
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Mmm. That's hot.
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(EXHALES) It's like Jesus
washed my tongue...
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but right before he finished,
he finally told my dad,
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"He's good enough."
(CHUCKLES, SIGHS)
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Thank you so much.
Officer Johnny!
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Have a good one, Guy.
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(WHISPERS) Cappuccino.
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- Don't have a good day...
- (STAMP CLICKS)
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...have a great day, I guess.
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Okay. Good day to you.
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- Everybody down on the ground!
- (WOMAN GASPS)
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Nobody try to be a hero.
This will all be over soon.
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That's the girl.
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We've been over this.
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You tried to talk to her
yesterday, it didn't work.
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It will never work.
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She's wearing sunglasses.
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We don't mess with
the sunglasses people.
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Maybe I'll get
some sunglasses of my own.
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What? What are you talking about?
You can't do that.
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Oh, my God. What am I doing?
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Hi.
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ROBBER: What'd you say?
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Hi.
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I'm gonna need
your sunglasses.
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Ooh. Ow.
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I'm just gonna...
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I'm gonna need your
sunglasses for a sec.
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ROBBER: What the hell
do you think you're doing?
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Go back to your side, man.
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He's just an NPC.
Waste that mother...
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Okay, just need to borrow them
for a sec, okay?
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- Back off! I said, don't!
- Just real quick. Real quick.
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- Stop!
- (GRUNTING)
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You broken or somethin'?
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I'm the robber!
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You're the guy who lies down
and takes it!
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Please, just stay down!
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(GROANS)
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ROBBER: I said, stay down!
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Guy, you don't do this, man.
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- (PANTING)
- This isn't you.
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You don't do this.
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Maybe I do.
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- (GRUNTING)
- ROBBER: What is wrong with this...
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stupid mission?
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I told you to smoke his ass.
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ROBBER: Let go!
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I'll give them right back.
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- I said... (GROANS)
- (GUNSHOT)
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(ALL GASP)
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MAN: Guy?
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He's just resting.
245
00:12:18,945 --> 00:12:20,012
BUDDY: In pieces!
246
00:12:20,045 --> 00:12:21,714
That man is dead!
247
00:12:21,747 --> 00:12:23,616
(WHISPERS) He's so sleepy.
248
00:12:25,384 --> 00:12:27,553
I'm just gonna
put your gun down...
249
00:12:28,087 --> 00:12:29,688
right here...
250
00:12:29,722 --> 00:12:31,757
for when you wake.
251
00:12:32,625 --> 00:12:34,059
- Okay?
- BUDDY: Guy.
252
00:12:34,794 --> 00:12:37,296
Guy! Where you goin'?
253
00:12:46,305 --> 00:12:47,473
(GASPING)
254
00:13:08,427 --> 00:13:09,562
Excuse me.
255
00:13:10,763 --> 00:13:12,565
Do you see this?
256
00:13:12,597 --> 00:13:15,401
Have the quarterly reports
on my desk by Friday.
257
00:13:33,652 --> 00:13:34,921
(GROANING)
258
00:13:34,955 --> 00:13:37,489
- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
- Whoo!
259
00:13:38,557 --> 00:13:39,758
Oh!
260
00:13:39,793 --> 00:13:41,160
Giddy up!
261
00:13:41,894 --> 00:13:43,295
I feel brand new.
262
00:13:43,329 --> 00:13:45,397
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
263
00:13:51,503 --> 00:13:54,239
(GROANING)
264
00:13:54,841 --> 00:13:55,875
AUTOMATED VOICE: Loser.
265
00:13:55,908 --> 00:13:57,010
(BEEPS)
266
00:13:57,043 --> 00:13:59,244
(UPBEAT MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)
267
00:14:05,417 --> 00:14:06,685
GUY: What is happening?
268
00:14:09,089 --> 00:14:11,256
(GASPS) So much money.
269
00:14:31,143 --> 00:14:32,779
KEYS: Hey, Mouser,
check this out.
270
00:14:32,812 --> 00:14:34,047
MOUSER: What's up, Keys?
271
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:35,314
What am I looking at?
272
00:14:35,347 --> 00:14:38,084
Okay, so this user,
he gets his glasses stolen
273
00:14:38,118 --> 00:14:39,251
and then killed.
274
00:14:39,284 --> 00:14:41,253
The guy was smoked
by a non-playable character.
275
00:14:41,286 --> 00:14:43,188
An NPC? That's impossible.
276
00:14:43,222 --> 00:14:44,657
Yeah, exactly.
277
00:14:44,690 --> 00:14:46,926
Nobody can equip an NPC skin
on their avatar.
278
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:51,097
Yeah, so you just boot the trash-ass
noob and ban him for life, you're done.
279
00:14:51,131 --> 00:14:53,265
I tried that, but I...
280
00:14:53,298 --> 00:14:54,968
I can't trace him.
281
00:14:55,001 --> 00:14:58,170
Whoever it is,
they're good. (SIGHS)
282
00:14:58,203 --> 00:15:01,540
Hmm. You gotta be better
at your job, buddy.
283
00:15:03,009 --> 00:15:04,110
I'm pretty good.
284
00:15:04,144 --> 00:15:05,310
I'll see you on the inside.
285
00:15:05,344 --> 00:15:06,445
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Select your skin.
286
00:15:06,478 --> 00:15:08,480
Hey, Keys, what skin
are you going with?
287
00:15:08,514 --> 00:15:10,349
The ushe. Dirty stripper cop,
288
00:15:10,382 --> 00:15:11,717
big guns, bigger mustache.
289
00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:13,485
Hmm. Little dirt squirrel.
I like it.
290
00:15:13,519 --> 00:15:15,587
Almost scared to ask,
but what are you going with?
291
00:15:15,620 --> 00:15:19,324
Uh, full body mustache, hot pink.
You should be very afraid.
292
00:15:19,358 --> 00:15:20,893
I'm terrified.
293
00:15:20,927 --> 00:15:22,394
(CHUCKLING) Let's do this.
294
00:15:22,428 --> 00:15:24,630
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
295
00:15:48,855 --> 00:15:50,689
(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)
296
00:15:57,864 --> 00:15:59,264
KEYS: Seriously, man.
297
00:15:59,298 --> 00:16:02,501
I'm just being honest, I think the
bunny suit is just a little much.
298
00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:05,004
MOUSER: Excuse me?
299
00:16:06,739 --> 00:16:07,974
Right.
300
00:16:08,007 --> 00:16:10,375
Rabbit. Okay? My fault.
301
00:16:10,409 --> 00:16:13,913
Hey, 40-year-old virgin!
Get over here!
302
00:16:13,947 --> 00:16:14,981
KEYS: Let's go!
303
00:16:15,014 --> 00:16:16,248
MOUSER: Uh-huh.
Captain Khakis.
304
00:16:16,281 --> 00:16:18,283
- Come here. Come on, bud.
- KEYS: Go, let's go.
305
00:16:18,317 --> 00:16:20,086
- Closer.
- MOUSER: There he is.
306
00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:21,754
Blue shirt guy.
307
00:16:22,221 --> 00:16:23,622
Blue shirt?
308
00:16:24,057 --> 00:16:25,324
Yes.
309
00:16:25,758 --> 00:16:27,392
Hello, Officer.
310
00:16:28,527 --> 00:16:29,394
Rabbit.
311
00:16:29,428 --> 00:16:30,729
MOUSER: Nice skin.
312
00:16:30,763 --> 00:16:33,166
Thank you. That's sweet.
313
00:16:33,199 --> 00:16:34,500
How'd you get it?
314
00:16:34,533 --> 00:16:38,071
Well, uh, mostly genetics,
I think. I'm pretty lucky.
315
00:16:38,104 --> 00:16:39,839
I have naturally dewy skin.
316
00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:41,207
Listen up, Neutrogena.
317
00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:43,342
You know you can't go around looking
like that. The rules are clear.
318
00:16:43,375 --> 00:16:44,609
And another thing.
319
00:16:44,643 --> 00:16:46,146
- You can't hack the NPC avatars.
- MOUSER: No, sir!
320
00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:47,379
- KEYS: It screws up the mission load...
- MOUSER: Screws it up!
321
00:16:47,412 --> 00:16:48,613
...and it makes
the game look bad.
322
00:16:48,647 --> 00:16:50,083
- MOUSER: Horrible!
- Yeah. (SPITS)
323
00:16:50,116 --> 00:16:52,185
I got, like, 5% of that.
324
00:16:52,218 --> 00:16:53,787
Lose the skin!
325
00:16:53,820 --> 00:16:54,887
I... Lose?
326
00:16:54,921 --> 00:16:56,923
How am I supposed to
get rid of my skin?
327
00:16:56,956 --> 00:16:57,824
Take it off, man.
328
00:16:57,857 --> 00:16:59,391
Just take it off.
What are you doing?
329
00:16:59,424 --> 00:17:00,592
- What?
- Seriously.
330
00:17:00,626 --> 00:17:02,162
- The whole thing. The face, the outfit.
- How?
331
00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:03,395
- Everything. Ditch it.
- Take it off.
332
00:17:03,428 --> 00:17:04,730
If you don't,
we're gonna kill you.
333
00:17:04,763 --> 00:17:06,632
- Why?
- And we're gonna keep killing you.
334
00:17:06,665 --> 00:17:07,599
Still why?
335
00:17:07,633 --> 00:17:09,135
Until we do
find out who you are...
336
00:17:09,169 --> 00:17:10,736
and then we're
gonna ban you for life.
337
00:17:10,769 --> 00:17:14,107
Okay. No, no.
Okay, I want to comply.
338
00:17:14,140 --> 00:17:16,542
I just find the order of
those threats very confusing.
339
00:17:16,575 --> 00:17:18,278
- Somebody's about to get shot.
- Light him up
340
00:17:18,310 --> 00:17:19,711
- (GASPS)
- (GUN FIRING)
341
00:17:35,295 --> 00:17:36,896
- No.
- (MAN GROANS)
342
00:17:46,973 --> 00:17:48,373
KEYS: Come on, Blue Shirt.
343
00:17:49,008 --> 00:17:50,375
(GRUNTS)
344
00:17:59,551 --> 00:18:01,453
(SHOES POWERING UP)
345
00:18:04,290 --> 00:18:05,892
(GASPING)
346
00:18:06,292 --> 00:18:08,194
(GROANS)
347
00:18:08,227 --> 00:18:11,064
Oh! Didn't see that one coming.
Did you see that one coming?
348
00:18:11,097 --> 00:18:12,298
Scared me a little bit.
349
00:18:12,332 --> 00:18:13,800
We're coming
for you, Blue Shirt!
350
00:18:13,833 --> 00:18:15,301
MOUSER: (IN SING-SONGY VOICE)
Coming to get ya.
351
00:18:15,335 --> 00:18:17,036
We're coming to get ya.
352
00:18:17,070 --> 00:18:18,304
(GROANING)
353
00:18:18,338 --> 00:18:20,605
Wait! (GRUNTS) Wait!
354
00:18:20,639 --> 00:18:22,041
I can explain everything.
355
00:18:22,075 --> 00:18:25,878
I found these glasses
and then I can see things now.
356
00:18:25,912 --> 00:18:29,048
Things that... Whoa, whoa.
Things that aren't there.
357
00:18:29,082 --> 00:18:30,582
Except they are there.
358
00:18:30,615 --> 00:18:34,720
I know that sounds crazy,
but it's true!
359
00:18:34,753 --> 00:18:37,991
You can run, Blue Shirt,
but you cannot hide.
360
00:18:38,024 --> 00:18:40,659
MOUSER: Come on, Blue Shirt.
You can't escape the rabbit.
361
00:18:40,692 --> 00:18:42,862
- We're apex predators.
- (BEEPING)
362
00:18:42,895 --> 00:18:46,732
All we do is bone and brawl
and slit throats.
363
00:18:47,432 --> 00:18:49,501
GUY: Too high! Too high!
364
00:18:52,872 --> 00:18:54,473
(GRUNTING)
365
00:18:57,910 --> 00:19:01,014
MOUSER: Oh, you wanna play,
Blue Shirt? Watch this.
366
00:19:01,047 --> 00:19:05,084
I tire of these games, Keys.
It's time I went god-mode on this beyotch.
367
00:19:05,118 --> 00:19:06,286
Okay, bring it.
368
00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:08,121
Oh, it's brung.
Go, go, go, go, go.
369
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:25,038
I'm so, so good at this.
370
00:19:26,772 --> 00:19:28,707
(BEEPING)
371
00:19:33,445 --> 00:19:35,114
KEYS: Time's up, bank teller!
372
00:19:35,447 --> 00:19:36,715
(GASPS)
373
00:19:38,184 --> 00:19:40,086
(GUNS FIRING)
374
00:19:48,261 --> 00:19:49,695
(PANTING)
375
00:19:53,399 --> 00:19:55,201
(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING)
376
00:19:57,036 --> 00:19:58,171
- (MUSIC STOPS)
- GUY: Nope!
377
00:20:00,006 --> 00:20:01,240
(SCREAMS)
378
00:20:04,877 --> 00:20:10,582
(GROANING)
379
00:20:13,786 --> 00:20:15,654
(GRUNTING)
380
00:20:20,759 --> 00:20:22,862
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS)
381
00:20:22,895 --> 00:20:23,830
I can't die!
382
00:20:23,863 --> 00:20:25,764
- I'm never gonna die!
- (TIRES SCREECH)
383
00:20:25,798 --> 00:20:27,000
Whoo!
384
00:20:27,033 --> 00:20:30,103
And that was the heartbreaking
story of Blue Shirt Guy.
385
00:20:30,136 --> 00:20:31,304
The end.
386
00:20:31,337 --> 00:20:33,473
- Doesn't make sense.
- What?
387
00:20:33,505 --> 00:20:35,041
I just checked
the server stats.
388
00:20:35,074 --> 00:20:37,275
We killed Blue Shirt and the number
of players online didn't change.
389
00:20:37,310 --> 00:20:38,378
It's just a glitch, man.
390
00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:39,711
- It's not a big deal.
- I know, I know.
391
00:20:39,745 --> 00:20:41,414
It just seems like that's something
new, you know?
392
00:20:41,447 --> 00:20:43,647
Keys, I know what you're thinking, okay?
You should not talk to Antwan.
393
00:20:43,682 --> 00:20:45,451
I just think it's important
to be transparent, okay?
394
00:20:45,485 --> 00:20:46,918
Uh-uh. No.
395
00:20:46,953 --> 00:20:49,222
Antwan is deep in the sequel launch.
He's either not gonna care
396
00:20:49,255 --> 00:20:52,290
or he's gonna get pissed
and then he's gonna blame us.
397
00:20:52,325 --> 00:20:55,294
So, I don't know what you haven't
figured out about the whole situation.
398
00:20:55,328 --> 00:20:59,832
Also, aren't you some kinda MIT
genius, indie game designer?
399
00:20:59,866 --> 00:21:02,368
What are you doing down here
dealing with complaints?
400
00:21:02,402 --> 00:21:06,571
That, Mouser, is a long and pathetic
story involving failed dreams,
401
00:21:06,605 --> 00:21:08,775
desperation,
and a mountain of college debt.
402
00:21:08,808 --> 00:21:11,044
You do not wanna
hear about that.
403
00:21:11,077 --> 00:21:12,378
You're absolutely right.
404
00:21:12,412 --> 00:21:16,516
That story sounds horrible and
boring and full of white privilege.
405
00:21:16,548 --> 00:21:18,550
Don't talk to Antwan.
406
00:21:22,855 --> 00:21:25,458
KEYS: We never dreamt
this would've happened.
407
00:21:25,491 --> 00:21:28,161
I mean, Life Itself,
it's essentially a fishbowl game.
408
00:21:28,194 --> 00:21:32,031
People aren't playing it,
they're watching it grow.
409
00:21:32,065 --> 00:21:33,900
It's a strictly
observational experience
410
00:21:33,933 --> 00:21:37,769
where computer generated
characters interact and evolve.
411
00:21:37,804 --> 00:21:39,539
I thought we'd be
lucky to give it away.
412
00:21:39,571 --> 00:21:44,444
That's what's so charming about Keys,
he's clueless about his own genius.
413
00:21:44,477 --> 00:21:46,012
Uh, no, Millie
is the genius.
414
00:21:46,045 --> 00:21:49,782
Uh, she built the AI engine
from the ground up.
415
00:21:49,816 --> 00:21:51,184
So, to get a little personal,
416
00:21:51,217 --> 00:21:53,386
what's the thing that
gets you up in the morning?
417
00:21:53,419 --> 00:21:56,055
(SIGHS) Medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.
418
00:21:56,089 --> 00:21:57,123
(KEYS CHUCKLES)
419
00:21:57,156 --> 00:21:58,524
What's the other thing?
420
00:21:58,558 --> 00:22:00,960
Oh, yeah. An insatiable
thirst for validation.
421
00:22:00,993 --> 00:22:02,661
- She's not kidding.
- I'm not.
422
00:22:02,694 --> 00:22:03,930
REPORTER: How about you?
423
00:22:03,963 --> 00:22:05,531
- (CLICKS TONGUE) Code.
- REPORTER: Code?
424
00:22:05,565 --> 00:22:06,598
- Code.
- Code, yeah.
425
00:22:06,630 --> 00:22:08,201
Here we go.
426
00:22:08,234 --> 00:22:10,136
KEYS: 'Cause it's not just zeros and
ones, it's hidden messages.
427
00:22:10,169 --> 00:22:12,538
I like to think of myself, actually,
as not a code writer, but an author.
428
00:22:12,572 --> 00:22:17,176
I just use zeros and ones instead of
words 'cause words will let you down.
429
00:22:17,210 --> 00:22:21,781
But zeros and ones, never.
Zeros and ones are as cool as shit.
430
00:22:21,814 --> 00:22:23,615
- He's not kidding.
- I'm not.
431
00:22:23,647 --> 00:22:25,218
REPORTER: Now, I've gotta ask.
432
00:22:25,251 --> 00:22:27,520
There is a lot of chemistry
between the two of you.
433
00:22:27,553 --> 00:22:30,456
- Has this evolved into more than...
- MILLIE: No. (CHUCKLES)
434
00:22:30,490 --> 00:22:33,126
- No way. No. It's strictly platonic.
- No, no, no. We're friends.
435
00:22:33,159 --> 00:22:34,693
- We're like best friends.
- Friendship.
436
00:22:34,726 --> 00:22:36,129
And now your game is gonna
be released by Soonami,
437
00:22:36,162 --> 00:22:37,797
one of the biggest publishers
in the world.
438
00:22:37,830 --> 00:22:39,799
- It's crazy, actually.
- It is, yeah.
439
00:22:39,832 --> 00:22:42,934
It does seem a little bit like
an unlikely pairing, though.
440
00:22:42,969 --> 00:22:45,037
KEYS: Yeah, I didn't
totally get it either.
441
00:22:45,071 --> 00:22:47,772
But Millie's got a real
instinct for these things...
442
00:22:47,807 --> 00:22:49,242
MILLIE: Antwan is a genius.
443
00:22:49,275 --> 00:22:52,711
He's brash and obnoxious,
but he's really good at what he does.
444
00:22:52,744 --> 00:22:54,981
It's a chance for our work to
be seen by a wider audience.
445
00:22:55,014 --> 00:22:57,083
- God, those two were young and dumb.
- Jeez.
446
00:22:57,116 --> 00:22:59,118
So we're breaking
and entering now?
447
00:22:59,152 --> 00:23:02,855
How does it feel working for a
galactic black hole of frozen shit?
448
00:23:02,889 --> 00:23:04,956
You have to leave.
I can't talk to you.
449
00:23:04,991 --> 00:23:06,758
Aw, shame will
have that effect.
450
00:23:06,792 --> 00:23:08,361
No, Millie. I mean
I can't talk to you.
451
00:23:08,394 --> 00:23:10,863
I can't even see you. I'm literally
focusing on background objects
452
00:23:10,897 --> 00:23:14,666
because looking at your lips move
violates my NDA and it could get me fired.
453
00:23:14,699 --> 00:23:17,470
Aw, fired by Antwan,
the guy who stole our work?
454
00:23:17,503 --> 00:23:19,172
No, he bought it and
then he shelved it.
455
00:23:19,205 --> 00:23:22,508
All right? You're living in the past.
You are stuck. You gotta move on.
456
00:23:22,542 --> 00:23:23,708
How can I move on?
457
00:23:23,742 --> 00:23:25,144
How can you?
458
00:23:25,178 --> 00:23:28,147
Antwan swiped our AI engine
to use in his dumb shooter.
459
00:23:28,181 --> 00:23:31,851
Did he, Millie?
Because honestly, I'm not so sure.
460
00:23:31,884 --> 00:23:34,420
Our game was complex
and beautiful and interesting
461
00:23:34,453 --> 00:23:37,957
and Free City, it may be popular,
but it's so idiotic, it makes me wanna cry.
462
00:23:37,990 --> 00:23:39,959
Then stop defending him
and help me beat his ass.
463
00:23:39,992 --> 00:23:42,694
- Millie, I'm...
- Come on, Keys, he stole from us.
464
00:23:42,727 --> 00:23:44,363
And now he's lying about it
465
00:23:44,397 --> 00:23:46,399
so he doesn't have to give us the credit
and the royalties that we deserve.
466
00:23:46,432 --> 00:23:47,766
Millie...
467
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:50,002
I found a clue.
It's on a clip in a gamer's stash house.
468
00:23:50,036 --> 00:23:53,639
All I need from you
is to get me in there.
469
00:23:53,673 --> 00:23:56,075
Millie, I care about you...
470
00:24:00,580 --> 00:24:02,181
but you need to leave.
471
00:24:06,185 --> 00:24:07,386
(GASPING)
472
00:24:07,420 --> 00:24:09,287
(ALARM BEEPING)
473
00:24:10,256 --> 00:24:12,458
Today is gonna
be different, Goldie.
474
00:24:14,427 --> 00:24:16,429
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
475
00:24:32,478 --> 00:24:34,013
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
476
00:25:13,618 --> 00:25:14,987
What are we lookin' at?
477
00:25:15,554 --> 00:25:17,757
- (GROANS)
- Who are you?
478
00:25:17,790 --> 00:25:19,458
Okay, okay. Okay.
479
00:25:19,492 --> 00:25:22,061
We ran into each other the other day,
you were humming that great song.
480
00:25:22,094 --> 00:25:23,029
Oh, yeah.
481
00:25:23,062 --> 00:25:25,798
I thought you were an NPC.
How did you find me?
482
00:25:25,831 --> 00:25:28,834
I waited outside
by the murder train,
483
00:25:28,868 --> 00:25:30,369
- then I followed you.
- (GUNS FIRING)
484
00:25:30,403 --> 00:25:31,404
Shit!
485
00:25:46,852 --> 00:25:48,187
Should I come with you?
486
00:25:49,522 --> 00:25:50,589
Yes.
487
00:25:51,090 --> 00:25:51,923
(GRUNTS)
488
00:25:51,957 --> 00:25:54,260
Holy hell, what just happened?
489
00:25:54,293 --> 00:25:57,029
MOLOTOVGIRL: What just happened
is you almost blew my mission.
490
00:25:57,063 --> 00:26:00,333
No, I mean, how did we get
from there to wherever this is?
491
00:26:00,366 --> 00:26:01,933
You mean the portal gun?
492
00:26:01,967 --> 00:26:03,736
Portal gun?
That sounds expensive.
493
00:26:03,769 --> 00:26:05,971
Wow, you are a
special kind of noob.
494
00:26:06,005 --> 00:26:07,340
Thank you. You too.
495
00:26:07,373 --> 00:26:08,474
Turn around.
496
00:26:08,507 --> 00:26:10,509
- Okay.
- (BEEPING)
497
00:26:11,812 --> 00:26:13,746
(OLDIE MUSIC PLAYING)
498
00:26:13,780 --> 00:26:14,980
Oh.
499
00:26:18,984 --> 00:26:20,585
Is this the North Pole?
500
00:26:20,619 --> 00:26:22,054
MOLOTOVGIRL: Listen, dude.
501
00:26:22,088 --> 00:26:23,824
- GUY: Guy.
- Guy. Whatever.
502
00:26:23,856 --> 00:26:25,524
Props on the NPC outfit,
503
00:26:25,558 --> 00:26:28,394
but I'm busy trying to figure
out how to steal something.
504
00:26:28,427 --> 00:26:30,329
GUY: Maybe I could help you.
505
00:26:30,363 --> 00:26:31,497
I work alone.
506
00:26:31,530 --> 00:26:32,932
You have beautiful grenades.
507
00:26:32,965 --> 00:26:35,935
Besides, if you want to have any
chance of making an impact here,
508
00:26:35,968 --> 00:26:38,037
you need to have
a higher level than that.
509
00:26:38,070 --> 00:26:39,905
- (EXHALES) That's tough. No.
- No.
510
00:26:40,506 --> 00:26:41,540
Higher level?
511
00:26:41,574 --> 00:26:42,942
Good Lord, rook.
512
00:26:44,577 --> 00:26:45,644
See?
513
00:26:45,678 --> 00:26:47,646
- Oh.
- That's mine.
514
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:49,415
And that's yours.
515
00:26:49,448 --> 00:26:53,787
Oh... What,
is one the best or the worst?
516
00:26:53,820 --> 00:26:55,321
There is literally
nothing lower.
517
00:26:55,354 --> 00:26:57,456
Well, how do I get
to a higher level?
518
00:26:57,490 --> 00:26:59,425
- Really?
- Really.
519
00:27:00,192 --> 00:27:03,629
- You know, get stuff.
- Yeah.
520
00:27:03,662 --> 00:27:05,664
- Are you kidding me right now?
- Okay.
521
00:27:05,698 --> 00:27:06,932
- Experience, guns...
- Yeah.
522
00:27:06,966 --> 00:27:08,000
- Put that down.
- Uh-huh.
523
00:27:08,033 --> 00:27:10,469
Money. This is Free City.
524
00:27:10,503 --> 00:27:12,605
You could rob a store,
carjack someone,
525
00:27:12,638 --> 00:27:15,007
punch a pedestrian in the face.
You'll figure it out.
526
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:17,576
Oh, I'd never hurt innocent people.
(CHUCKLES)
527
00:27:19,912 --> 00:27:23,916
Hmm. I've got to admit
that is kind of refreshing.
528
00:27:23,949 --> 00:27:28,120
Sometimes I forget not everyone you
meet on here is a sociopathic man-child.
529
00:27:29,287 --> 00:27:30,356
Thank you.
530
00:27:30,389 --> 00:27:33,058
Wait. But the world
isn't that bad though, is it?
531
00:27:33,092 --> 00:27:36,362
Oh! It's pretty bleak.
532
00:27:36,395 --> 00:27:39,098
If you ever met the dick responsible
for this world, you'd agree.
533
00:27:39,131 --> 00:27:42,968
Are we talking about God?
You've met God?
534
00:27:43,804 --> 00:27:45,171
And he's a dick?
535
00:27:45,204 --> 00:27:48,040
His name's Antwan, and yes,
he's an absolute troll.
536
00:27:48,507 --> 00:27:49,776
Trolls exist?
537
00:27:49,810 --> 00:27:50,844
(INHALES DEEPLY)
538
00:27:50,877 --> 00:27:53,379
Look, I don't know
if anybody does it,
539
00:27:53,412 --> 00:27:56,382
but you could rack experience
points up by being a good guy.
540
00:27:56,415 --> 00:27:58,451
- Like a hero.
- Ooh. Easy, tiger.
541
00:27:58,484 --> 00:28:00,753
If you don't wanna shoot people,
you could steal their guns.
542
00:28:00,787 --> 00:28:02,388
All that shit makes
your level go up.
543
00:28:02,421 --> 00:28:03,824
Go be the good guy.
544
00:28:03,857 --> 00:28:05,124
Okay. No, I'm gonna
be the great guy.
545
00:28:05,157 --> 00:28:06,459
MOLOTOVGIRL: Ooh! Ooh.
546
00:28:06,492 --> 00:28:08,829
Okay, well, enjoy your
lifetime supply of virginity.
547
00:28:08,862 --> 00:28:10,162
- (GUY CHUCKLES)
- Off you go.
548
00:28:10,196 --> 00:28:12,198
Okay. Wait! How will I know
that I've leveled up enough?
549
00:28:12,231 --> 00:28:15,067
- Uh, get over 100, then we'll talk.
- Whoa.
550
00:28:15,100 --> 00:28:17,102
- Bye now.
- That's so much more than one.
551
00:28:17,136 --> 00:28:18,471
- It's like 99 more...
- Bye now.
552
00:28:18,504 --> 00:28:19,505
Okay.
553
00:28:22,641 --> 00:28:25,177
(EXHALES, CHUCKLES)
554
00:28:33,251 --> 00:28:35,454
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
555
00:28:37,022 --> 00:28:39,091
(SIRENS BLARING)
556
00:28:49,970 --> 00:28:51,003
(MAN SCREAMS)
557
00:28:51,036 --> 00:28:53,105
(MOTORCYCLE ENGINE REVVING)
558
00:28:57,376 --> 00:28:58,444
Hi.
559
00:29:04,583 --> 00:29:06,585
- (GASPS)
- (ALARM BEEPING)
560
00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:10,256
- (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
- (GUNS FIRING)
561
00:29:18,764 --> 00:29:21,066
(BEEPING RAPIDLY)
562
00:29:21,100 --> 00:29:23,035
- (ALARM BEEPING)
- (GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)
563
00:29:26,539 --> 00:29:27,606
Thanks, Guy.
564
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:30,309
(LAUGHING)
565
00:29:40,553 --> 00:29:41,554
(BEEPING)
566
00:29:47,861 --> 00:29:49,061
Good morning, Goldie.
567
00:29:49,796 --> 00:29:51,430
Good morning, Goldie.
568
00:29:51,463 --> 00:29:53,299
Good fucking morning, Goldie.
569
00:29:53,332 --> 00:29:56,970
I have three words for you.
Blue Shirt Guy.
570
00:29:57,003 --> 00:30:01,841
BSG is leveling up and at a
record pace by playing the hero.
571
00:30:01,876 --> 00:30:05,544
It's got people all over the world
asking, "Just who is this guy?"
572
00:30:05,578 --> 00:30:09,315
I don't know who this guy is,
but he's out-skilling all these players.
573
00:30:09,348 --> 00:30:11,083
GAMER: And here he is,
taking out Beefoven,
574
00:30:11,116 --> 00:30:13,118
a level 102 from
Clan Ragnarok.
575
00:30:13,152 --> 00:30:15,154
This is bullshit.
Who is this guy?
576
00:30:15,187 --> 00:30:16,355
I don't know, but he's good.
577
00:30:16,388 --> 00:30:18,657
Yeah, he's good.
He looks like an NPC
578
00:30:18,691 --> 00:30:21,226
but he's running around,
leveling up crazy fast
579
00:30:21,259 --> 00:30:22,895
by being the
freaking good guy.
580
00:30:22,929 --> 00:30:25,631
ALEX TREBEK: "This colorful
character in the video game Free City
581
00:30:25,664 --> 00:30:28,835
"has been turning heads
by being the good guy."
582
00:30:28,868 --> 00:30:30,569
- Piper.
- Who is Blue Shirt Guy?
583
00:30:30,603 --> 00:30:31,972
ALEX TREBEK: You're
absolutely right.
584
00:30:32,005 --> 00:30:37,043
Blue Shirt Guy.
Who is he or she indeed?
585
00:30:37,077 --> 00:30:39,277
(UPBEAT MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)
586
00:30:50,522 --> 00:30:53,258
Whoo-hoo! (CONTINUES WHOOPING)
587
00:30:54,293 --> 00:30:56,328
(UPBEAT MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)
588
00:31:01,861 --> 00:31:05,657
(SPEAKING JAPANESE) There's a worldwide craze that has
captured kids' hearts-- Blue Shirt Guy!
589
00:31:06,282 --> 00:31:07,367
Hello, Hinata.
590
00:31:08,034 --> 00:31:09,536
You have a great outfit.
591
00:31:09,786 --> 00:31:10,954
Don't have a good day,
592
00:31:11,162 --> 00:31:12,539
Have a GREAT day!
593
00:31:12,705 --> 00:31:15,458
Crazy awesome!!!
594
00:31:15,648 --> 00:31:17,516
(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)
595
00:31:24,523 --> 00:31:25,859
(GRUNTING)
596
00:31:34,633 --> 00:31:35,634
(GUN CLICKS)
597
00:31:56,422 --> 00:31:59,993
Well, well, well. Look who decided
to come to work today, huh?
598
00:32:00,026 --> 00:32:02,594
Look, where have you been?
I've been worried sick about you...
599
00:32:03,629 --> 00:32:04,763
What is this shirt?
600
00:32:04,798 --> 00:32:06,298
Where's your collar at?
Where's the rest of the buttons?
601
00:32:07,167 --> 00:32:08,802
And it's not tucked in.
You look sloppy.
602
00:32:08,835 --> 00:32:11,670
Matter of fact, you look horrible.
Did you pick up some muscles, too?
603
00:32:11,704 --> 00:32:13,173
Or is somebody outside
pumping you up?
604
00:32:13,205 --> 00:32:16,208
I'm sorry that I haven't
been around, Bud.
605
00:32:16,241 --> 00:32:17,676
I've been figuring
some stuff out.
606
00:32:17,710 --> 00:32:20,847
Whatcha mean, "figure stuff out"?
It is nothing to figure out.
607
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:22,715
Okay? You go to bed,
you wake up,
608
00:32:22,748 --> 00:32:24,516
you get some coffee,
then you come to work.
609
00:32:24,550 --> 00:32:26,251
And then you repeat
the same thing tomorrow.
610
00:32:26,284 --> 00:32:28,154
- The girl.
- Oh, my God.
611
00:32:28,188 --> 00:32:29,455
I talked to her.
I talked to her.
612
00:32:29,488 --> 00:32:32,158
- The one with the sunglasses?
- The sunglasses, yes!
613
00:32:32,192 --> 00:32:33,893
I talked to one of
the sunglass people
614
00:32:33,927 --> 00:32:36,796
- and now I'm one of the sunglass people.
- (DOOR OPENS)
615
00:32:36,830 --> 00:32:38,297
- Me.
- (GUN COCKS)
616
00:32:38,330 --> 00:32:40,033
ROBBER: Everybody
down on the ground!
617
00:32:40,066 --> 00:32:41,500
You're so hot.
618
00:32:41,533 --> 00:32:44,470
What if I could tell you
that you could be more?
619
00:32:44,503 --> 00:32:45,939
Your life could be fuller.
620
00:32:45,972 --> 00:32:48,174
That you're free to make your
own decisions. Your own choices.
621
00:32:48,209 --> 00:32:49,241
Yo, dumbass.
622
00:32:49,274 --> 00:32:50,777
We are in the middle
of something.
623
00:32:51,343 --> 00:32:52,578
- Uh...
- (TUTTING)
624
00:32:52,611 --> 00:32:55,214
- (WHISPERS) That's my gun.
- (TUTTING) Quiet time.
625
00:32:55,247 --> 00:32:58,650
These puppies changed my life.
And they're gonna change yours, too.
626
00:32:58,684 --> 00:33:00,619
Come on now,
you know we don't wear sunglasses.
627
00:33:01,087 --> 00:33:02,488
(LAUGHS)
628
00:33:02,521 --> 00:33:04,456
(WHISPERS) We do now.
629
00:33:06,025 --> 00:33:07,093
Mine now.
630
00:33:07,127 --> 00:33:08,660
Are you kidding me?
631
00:33:10,964 --> 00:33:12,698
- Put 'em on.
- No.
632
00:33:12,731 --> 00:33:14,868
Life doesn't have to be something
that just happens to us. All right?
633
00:33:14,901 --> 00:33:17,971
Just put the glasses on
and you're gonna see.
634
00:33:18,004 --> 00:33:19,671
You're gonna see.
635
00:33:22,909 --> 00:33:23,977
Come on.
636
00:33:25,011 --> 00:33:26,478
I can't, okay?
637
00:33:28,347 --> 00:33:29,614
I'm sorry.
638
00:33:36,355 --> 00:33:38,258
I'm keeping these,
asshole mouth.
639
00:33:38,290 --> 00:33:40,794
Now get out of here.
Go be nicer.
640
00:33:40,827 --> 00:33:42,862
Beat it. Go, go, go.
641
00:33:42,895 --> 00:33:44,496
Don't walk, run.
642
00:33:45,064 --> 00:33:46,866
And you... (EXCLAIMS)
643
00:33:46,899 --> 00:33:48,001
- Ugh.
- (CLATTERS)
644
00:33:48,034 --> 00:33:49,735
Sorry.
645
00:33:49,768 --> 00:33:53,072
Um, you could do so much
better than that guy.
646
00:33:53,106 --> 00:33:56,375
You could be with,
like, a good guy.
647
00:33:57,309 --> 00:33:59,611
Or maybe I don't have
to be with any guy.
648
00:33:59,645 --> 00:34:02,248
Right? Exactly.
Most of them are awful.
649
00:34:02,282 --> 00:34:04,083
- They really are.
- Terrible.
650
00:34:04,117 --> 00:34:05,484
Yeah, do whatever
you wanna do.
651
00:34:07,352 --> 00:34:09,421
(FOOTSTEPS RECEDING)
652
00:34:12,724 --> 00:34:14,359
You're my best friend, Buddy.
653
00:34:14,393 --> 00:34:16,695
And you don't
have to be scared.
654
00:34:16,728 --> 00:34:19,665
If you change your mind,
I'll be around.
655
00:34:25,671 --> 00:34:28,107
MOUSER: Yo, Keys, our
Blue Shirt Guy is everywhere.
656
00:34:29,075 --> 00:34:30,176
KEYS: I know.
657
00:34:30,209 --> 00:34:31,677
MOUSER: Who is this guy?
658
00:34:46,458 --> 00:34:47,994
(INDISTINCT CHATTER ON RADIO)
659
00:35:00,739 --> 00:35:02,308
I'm here.
660
00:35:02,342 --> 00:35:04,077
I really appreciate
this, Keys.
661
00:35:04,110 --> 00:35:05,979
KEYS: Okay. Just to be clear,
662
00:35:06,012 --> 00:35:08,982
all I'm doing right now
is opening the door.
663
00:35:09,015 --> 00:35:12,384
If this clip really does prove that
Antwan reused our code illegally,
664
00:35:12,417 --> 00:35:13,618
go find it and get out.
665
00:35:14,821 --> 00:35:19,125
Player's doing the jewelry
store mission in midtown.
666
00:35:19,158 --> 00:35:20,726
That gives you 5 minutes.
667
00:35:23,162 --> 00:35:24,463
And go.
668
00:35:33,438 --> 00:35:35,975
Keys, you're a goddamn genius.
669
00:35:36,009 --> 00:35:37,243
KEYS: Really?
670
00:35:37,277 --> 00:35:38,644
I'm sitting on the toilet right
now, stealing user codes,
671
00:35:38,677 --> 00:35:40,512
so I don't exactly
feel like one.
672
00:35:40,545 --> 00:35:41,981
Oh, you never have.
673
00:35:42,015 --> 00:35:44,150
Good thing I know better.
674
00:35:44,183 --> 00:35:47,552
KEYS: All right. The clip you're looking
for should be on the wall to your left.
675
00:35:47,586 --> 00:35:49,488
- Thanks for the assist.
- You got it.
676
00:35:49,521 --> 00:35:51,057
I hope it has the proof
you're looking for.
677
00:36:05,171 --> 00:36:07,040
(ALARM BLARING)
678
00:36:16,149 --> 00:36:17,817
Keys! I need your help!
679
00:36:17,850 --> 00:36:19,651
He's got that place
booby-trapped with spawn points.
680
00:36:19,685 --> 00:36:20,954
Millie, I can't help you.
681
00:36:28,527 --> 00:36:30,562
(MOTORBIKE REVVING)
682
00:36:32,832 --> 00:36:34,566
(MEN GRUNT)
683
00:36:42,474 --> 00:36:43,675
Blue Shirt Guy?
684
00:36:43,709 --> 00:36:47,579
It's a Henley. Was that cool?
It felt really cool.
685
00:36:47,612 --> 00:36:51,050
You look really pretty.
Wow, this house is so nice.
686
00:36:58,557 --> 00:37:00,026
What are you doing here?
687
00:37:00,059 --> 00:37:02,761
I was trying to steal a video
clip, now we're trying not to die.
688
00:37:03,729 --> 00:37:04,931
Who are you talking to?
689
00:37:06,665 --> 00:37:10,136
You know, that player
in the NPC skin.
690
00:37:10,169 --> 00:37:12,537
Millie, there are no other
players in that house.
691
00:37:13,705 --> 00:37:16,042
- (GROANS)
- That actually hurt my hand.
692
00:37:16,075 --> 00:37:17,143
Get down!
693
00:37:18,311 --> 00:37:19,678
- (YELLS)
- (GRUNTS)
694
00:37:22,982 --> 00:37:24,050
(GROANS)
695
00:37:27,519 --> 00:37:29,822
(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
696
00:37:58,017 --> 00:37:59,185
(CAR HORN HONKS)
697
00:38:04,756 --> 00:38:05,792
- (BONE CRACKS)
- (GROANS)
698
00:38:05,825 --> 00:38:08,895
(YELLS) I'm sorry!
Oh, God! (GAGS)
699
00:38:13,299 --> 00:38:14,699
We're doing great.
700
00:38:23,376 --> 00:38:24,911
(REVVING)
701
00:38:26,345 --> 00:38:27,447
Wow!
702
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:29,614
(GRUNTS)
703
00:38:29,648 --> 00:38:31,150
We should definitely go!
704
00:38:32,617 --> 00:38:33,886
Oh, shit!
705
00:38:40,993 --> 00:38:43,296
- Is that a Glock in your pocket?
- No.
706
00:38:43,329 --> 00:38:45,263
- What?
- It's two Glocks.
707
00:38:46,365 --> 00:38:47,631
Oh!
708
00:38:54,474 --> 00:38:56,109
(TIRES SCREECHING)
709
00:39:02,646 --> 00:39:04,183
(MEN GROANING)
710
00:39:06,650 --> 00:39:08,855
(ROMANTIC MUSIC RESUMES)
711
00:39:19,866 --> 00:39:21,968
I don't suppose
this thing can fly.
712
00:39:22,001 --> 00:39:23,236
(LAUGHS) No.
713
00:39:23,269 --> 00:39:24,337
Jump.
714
00:39:25,071 --> 00:39:26,205
Wow!
715
00:39:27,306 --> 00:39:30,076
Whoa! (LAUGHING)
716
00:39:33,346 --> 00:39:34,413
(EXHALES)
717
00:39:38,184 --> 00:39:39,684
Oh, shit.
718
00:39:40,820 --> 00:39:43,022
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
719
00:39:54,433 --> 00:39:56,202
Good morning, sheeple!
720
00:39:56,235 --> 00:39:57,837
Oh, you are fired.
721
00:39:57,870 --> 00:40:00,273
There is some concern with the bloody
zombies, retailers won't carry the game.
722
00:40:00,306 --> 00:40:02,041
Cut it. It's out.
Never even happened. Next.
723
00:40:02,074 --> 00:40:03,242
It's your lawyers.
They need to get your deposition...
724
00:40:03,276 --> 00:40:06,045
Speak. Which lawsuit
are we talking about?
725
00:40:06,078 --> 00:40:08,781
Millie, Millie Rusk?
No sweat.
726
00:40:08,814 --> 00:40:10,416
That will never see
the inside of a courtroom...
727
00:40:10,449 --> 00:40:13,618
because she's got no proof and
her ex-partner works for me.
728
00:40:13,653 --> 00:40:14,686
We're golden.
729
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:16,222
Antwan, hey. You look great.
730
00:40:16,254 --> 00:40:17,823
Uh, I thought you were
still at Burning Man.
731
00:40:17,857 --> 00:40:20,359
Oh, does it look like
I'm still at Burning Man?
732
00:40:20,393 --> 00:40:21,460
You, you, you...
733
00:40:21,494 --> 00:40:23,596
No. So, shut your stupid,
bearded face and listen.
734
00:40:23,629 --> 00:40:26,399
You heard about the asshole running
around in the game who looks like an NPC?
735
00:40:26,432 --> 00:40:29,202
Yeah, yeah. We call him Blue Shirt Guy.
But we're gonna get rid of him.
736
00:40:29,235 --> 00:40:32,672
Don't get rid of him. People like him.
It's all over social media. No.
737
00:40:32,704 --> 00:40:35,808
In fact, know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna use the skin in Free City 2.
738
00:40:35,841 --> 00:40:39,345
Oh, art nerds! We're gonna make some
upgrades to Blue Shirt, all right?
739
00:40:39,378 --> 00:40:41,414
'Roid him out. Make him
a hitman or something.
740
00:40:41,447 --> 00:40:44,584
Antwan, we're already way behind
porting over the skins from Free City 1.
741
00:40:44,617 --> 00:40:46,118
ANTWAN: Skins?
Don't even worry about that.
742
00:40:46,152 --> 00:40:47,954
They won't be usable
in Free City 2.
743
00:40:47,987 --> 00:40:49,721
KEYS: Antwan,
you told the fans...
744
00:40:49,754 --> 00:40:51,557
Free City 2 is backwards compatible.
It was in the commercial.
745
00:40:51,591 --> 00:40:53,925
You said there'd be the same
characters in the sequel.
746
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:57,330
Well, here's the thing.
When I said that, I was lying.
747
00:40:57,363 --> 00:40:59,832
Listen, Antwan, the game
is already buggier than ever.
748
00:40:59,865 --> 00:41:01,434
I got a stack of user
complaints, like a mile high.
749
00:41:01,467 --> 00:41:03,069
Look, I know it sucks.
750
00:41:03,102 --> 00:41:07,406
But the IP recognition is rock hard.
Okay? So don't even worry about it.
751
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:10,710
I'm just saying,
we could make an original game.
752
00:41:10,742 --> 00:41:12,245
ANTWAN: What?
753
00:41:12,278 --> 00:41:14,513
Make an original? Why would I do
that when I could make a sequel?
754
00:41:14,547 --> 00:41:15,581
A sequel.
755
00:41:15,615 --> 00:41:16,983
So we can make it better?
756
00:41:17,016 --> 00:41:19,885
IPs and sequels,
that is the thing that people want.
757
00:41:19,919 --> 00:41:21,153
- Let me ask you a question.
- Okay.
758
00:41:21,187 --> 00:41:22,722
You love Kentucky
Fried Chicken, right?
759
00:41:22,754 --> 00:41:24,323
- MOUSER: Mmm-hmm.
- No.
760
00:41:24,357 --> 00:41:26,859
If you love Kentucky Fried Chicken,
and I make Kentucky Fried Chicken,
761
00:41:26,892 --> 00:41:28,894
and I know that you love
Kentucky Fried Chicken,
762
00:41:28,928 --> 00:41:30,429
why would I make
another restaurant called,
763
00:41:30,463 --> 00:41:32,865
uh, I don't know,
"Albuquerque Boiled Turkey"?
764
00:41:32,898 --> 00:41:34,766
- Okay? Makes no sense, homie.
- MOUSER: Mmm-hmm. No sense.
765
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:39,038
What am I gonna give you? A sequel.
Kentucky Fried Chicken-Chicken, Part Two.
766
00:41:39,071 --> 00:41:41,474
MOUSER: Uh, yum.
Drop the deuce on him.
767
00:41:41,507 --> 00:41:43,776
Come on. Come here. Come here.
768
00:41:43,809 --> 00:41:45,244
I don't want you to stress
769
00:41:45,278 --> 00:41:47,313
that glorious shampoo commercial
head of yours about it.
770
00:41:47,346 --> 00:41:50,783
Free City 2 is gonna
be jumunjious.
771
00:41:50,816 --> 00:41:52,818
That's not a word.
772
00:41:54,220 --> 00:41:56,254
You sure you don't wanna
bump up to programming?
773
00:41:56,289 --> 00:41:59,125
I know you got
the brains for it.
774
00:41:59,158 --> 00:42:01,560
No thanks. I'm good
right where I am.
775
00:42:03,396 --> 00:42:08,000
Love it. Fear of flying.
Can't say I can relate.
776
00:42:08,034 --> 00:42:10,503
But all good with me if I
don't have to pay you more.
777
00:42:10,536 --> 00:42:12,171
Antwan out.
778
00:42:13,105 --> 00:42:14,272
(SIGHS)
779
00:42:20,413 --> 00:42:22,114
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
780
00:42:22,783 --> 00:42:24,350
Who is this guy?
781
00:42:32,558 --> 00:42:33,659
MOLOTOVGIRL: Wow!
782
00:42:33,693 --> 00:42:35,328
GUY: I took your advice.
783
00:42:37,263 --> 00:42:38,431
I leveled up.
784
00:42:39,365 --> 00:42:40,833
Impressive.
785
00:42:42,268 --> 00:42:44,370
Why are you
doing all of this?
786
00:42:44,403 --> 00:42:48,541
You know, I guess
I felt... trapped.
787
00:42:49,608 --> 00:42:51,310
You know, in my life.
788
00:42:51,344 --> 00:42:53,379
I just felt so...
789
00:42:53,746 --> 00:42:55,214
Stuck.
790
00:42:56,615 --> 00:42:59,985
Yeah. And then I saw you.
791
00:43:01,354 --> 00:43:03,189
Then I saw you.
792
00:43:03,955 --> 00:43:05,257
Who are you?
793
00:43:05,858 --> 00:43:07,093
I'm Guy.
794
00:43:07,126 --> 00:43:09,395
No, who are you really?
795
00:43:09,428 --> 00:43:10,262
Still Guy.
796
00:43:10,296 --> 00:43:15,101
All of this,
leveling up so fast.
797
00:43:15,134 --> 00:43:17,703
Giving this whole
world the finger.
798
00:43:17,737 --> 00:43:19,038
How are you pulling this off?
799
00:43:19,071 --> 00:43:22,074
I've never given anyone
any of my fingers.
800
00:43:22,108 --> 00:43:23,943
(CLICKS TONGUE,
WHISPERS) You work at Soonami, don't you?
801
00:43:23,976 --> 00:43:25,779
- No.
- You've got an inside track.
802
00:43:25,812 --> 00:43:27,513
- I work at the bank.
- Right. The bank.
803
00:43:27,546 --> 00:43:31,884
So, you're just this incredible hacker
who happens to work at the bank.
804
00:43:31,917 --> 00:43:33,486
Yes, I work at the bank.
805
00:43:33,519 --> 00:43:35,654
Where did you get that skin?
806
00:43:36,823 --> 00:43:38,557
It's always
sort of been there.
807
00:43:38,591 --> 00:43:40,993
Why do people keep
asking me that question?
808
00:43:41,026 --> 00:43:43,028
I don't know, why do they?
809
00:43:46,065 --> 00:43:49,201
No, no.
Not doing that. I...
810
00:43:50,102 --> 00:43:51,670
What's happening right now?
811
00:43:51,704 --> 00:43:53,639
I don't know,
but I don't buy it.
812
00:43:53,672 --> 00:43:55,007
No.
813
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:56,976
- Okay, fine. I'll forget it.
- Fine. Good.
814
00:43:57,009 --> 00:43:58,444
- I'll let it go.
- Yes.
815
00:43:58,879 --> 00:44:00,112
Great.
816
00:44:00,146 --> 00:44:01,714
We all have
our secrets, I guess.
817
00:44:01,747 --> 00:44:03,416
Yes, we do.
818
00:44:06,152 --> 00:44:07,153
Hey.
819
00:44:08,621 --> 00:44:10,556
Do you like ice cream?
820
00:44:10,589 --> 00:44:13,827
MOLOTOVGIRL: I can't believe
I've never been here.
821
00:44:13,860 --> 00:44:15,761
Well, it's sort of a secret.
822
00:44:15,796 --> 00:44:19,565
That's why me and my buddy, Buddy,
always come here. It's quiet and safe.
823
00:44:19,598 --> 00:44:21,300
Yeah, it makes sense.
824
00:44:22,468 --> 00:44:25,070
No missions here.
825
00:44:25,104 --> 00:44:28,407
Oh, you gotta try this.
You're gonna think I'm crazy.
826
00:44:28,441 --> 00:44:30,042
This is my favorite flavor
in the whole world.
827
00:44:30,075 --> 00:44:31,210
We'll take two
of the usual, please.
828
00:44:31,243 --> 00:44:32,545
ICE CREAM VENDOR:
You got it, Guy.
829
00:44:32,578 --> 00:44:34,647
It's bubble gum flavor.
830
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:36,482
You think I'm
crazy, don't you?
831
00:44:36,515 --> 00:44:37,584
Guy...
832
00:44:37,616 --> 00:44:40,753
Get out of my brain hole!
I love bubble gum ice cream.
833
00:44:40,787 --> 00:44:42,755
No, you don't.
Are you making fun of me right now?
834
00:44:42,789 --> 00:44:45,257
No! Nobody likes
bubble gum ice cream.
835
00:44:45,291 --> 00:44:46,358
No, I do.
836
00:44:46,392 --> 00:44:47,794
I had a relationship end
over bubble gum ice cream.
837
00:44:47,828 --> 00:44:49,061
- No way. Here.
- Yeah.
838
00:44:49,094 --> 00:44:50,729
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
839
00:44:50,763 --> 00:44:52,031
Mmm.
840
00:44:52,064 --> 00:44:53,432
How good is that?
841
00:44:53,466 --> 00:44:54,599
You can taste it?
842
00:44:54,633 --> 00:44:58,304
Taste it? It's like my tongue
had a baby with a sunrise.
843
00:44:58,337 --> 00:44:59,638
- MOLOTOVGIRL: Mmm-hmm?
- Mmm.
844
00:45:00,941 --> 00:45:02,776
Coffee used to be
my favorite food,
845
00:45:02,809 --> 00:45:05,377
but compared to this,
it tastes like liquid suffering.
846
00:45:05,411 --> 00:45:07,480
- (LAUGHS)
- What?
847
00:45:07,513 --> 00:45:08,547
(LAUGHING)
848
00:45:10,216 --> 00:45:13,118
Nothing. You're funny.
849
00:45:14,353 --> 00:45:15,789
- I am?
- Yeah.
850
00:45:15,822 --> 00:45:18,256
Weird funny. (CHUCKLES)
851
00:45:18,290 --> 00:45:20,893
But that's kind of my speed.
852
00:45:20,927 --> 00:45:23,062
Weird funny, that's
totally my speed, too.
853
00:45:23,095 --> 00:45:25,097
- Great.
- Yeah. I know a joke.
854
00:45:25,130 --> 00:45:26,732
A weird funny joke.
You wanna hear it?
855
00:45:26,765 --> 00:45:28,501
- Please.
- Okay.
856
00:45:28,534 --> 00:45:33,239
A homosexual and a man in a wheelchair
are trying to murder a very small child...
857
00:45:33,271 --> 00:45:35,809
- The cripple says to the homosexual...
- Whoa. Stop, stop.
858
00:45:35,842 --> 00:45:38,010
Stop! Where did you hear that?
859
00:45:38,043 --> 00:45:40,546
A robbery. The gunman
told it to the driver
860
00:45:40,579 --> 00:45:43,916
who thought it was hilarious,
so I memorized it and told everyone.
861
00:45:43,950 --> 00:45:45,718
Word of advice?
862
00:45:45,751 --> 00:45:49,021
Don't crib your jokes
from the trolls of Free City.
863
00:45:49,054 --> 00:45:50,155
Trolls?
864
00:45:50,189 --> 00:45:51,657
Is that a swing set?
865
00:46:16,917 --> 00:46:18,317
Holy...
866
00:46:26,225 --> 00:46:28,561
MOLOTOVGIRL: Okay,
this is too weird.
867
00:46:28,593 --> 00:46:31,664
Vintage Mariah, bubble gum ice
cream, and now swings?
868
00:46:31,697 --> 00:46:34,133
- This is too weird.
- I thought the same thing, too.
869
00:46:34,166 --> 00:46:35,568
I thought the same thing.
870
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:38,737
When I was younger,
I was obsessed with swings.
871
00:46:40,139 --> 00:46:42,141
Growing up in
my family, it was...
872
00:46:42,174 --> 00:46:44,911
(SIGHS) You don't
wanna hear this. No.
873
00:46:44,945 --> 00:46:47,079
Oh, I wanna hear everything.
874
00:46:47,112 --> 00:46:48,747
(HESITATES) Oh.
875
00:46:48,782 --> 00:46:52,117
Growing up in my family,
it wasn't good enough to be great.
876
00:46:52,151 --> 00:46:55,989
You had to win,
and that pressure, you know,
877
00:46:56,022 --> 00:46:58,524
it was just constant.
878
00:46:58,557 --> 00:47:02,094
But when I was in the backyard
on that little swing...
879
00:47:02,127 --> 00:47:03,362
You know that moment,
880
00:47:03,395 --> 00:47:07,333
that split second between
rising and falling,
881
00:47:07,366 --> 00:47:09,568
when you're totally weightless,
it feels like you're free.
882
00:47:09,602 --> 00:47:10,636
In love.
883
00:47:10,669 --> 00:47:12,839
Free. What you said. Yeah.
884
00:47:15,608 --> 00:47:17,811
I really wanna kiss you.
Is that weird?
885
00:47:19,079 --> 00:47:20,512
You want to kiss me?
886
00:47:22,015 --> 00:47:24,216
I wanna kiss you so badly.
887
00:47:24,249 --> 00:47:25,718
You want to kiss me badly?
888
00:47:25,751 --> 00:47:27,152
- No!
- No?
889
00:47:27,186 --> 00:47:29,089
No, no, no, no, no.
I wanna kiss you well.
890
00:47:29,121 --> 00:47:30,656
I mean, I'm an idiot,
891
00:47:30,689 --> 00:47:32,358
so I say things
like an idiot sometimes.
892
00:47:32,391 --> 00:47:33,927
No, you're not. You're not.
893
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:35,394
I mean, um,
894
00:47:36,295 --> 00:47:38,865
uh, if you know
how to, go for it.
895
00:47:38,898 --> 00:47:40,232
I know how.
896
00:47:41,433 --> 00:47:42,434
Okay.
897
00:47:44,570 --> 00:47:46,171
Here it goes.
898
00:47:53,113 --> 00:47:54,480
(SILENCE DESCENDS)
899
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:02,789
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
900
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:12,665
That was so much
better than ice cream.
901
00:48:12,698 --> 00:48:14,034
- (CHUCKLING)
- Whoa!
902
00:48:14,067 --> 00:48:15,701
I think someone's
at the door.
903
00:48:15,734 --> 00:48:16,836
I'll say.
904
00:48:16,870 --> 00:48:18,603
Well, this was great.
905
00:48:18,637 --> 00:48:21,876
- Yeah, it was.
- Let's meet up again sometime soon. Yeah?
906
00:48:21,908 --> 00:48:23,843
Yes. Definitely.
907
00:48:23,876 --> 00:48:25,477
Maybe in the real world.
908
00:48:25,511 --> 00:48:26,913
What?
909
00:48:26,946 --> 00:48:28,347
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
910
00:48:28,380 --> 00:48:29,882
- Okay. Bye.
- Okay.
911
00:48:31,183 --> 00:48:33,119
Bye, Molotov.
912
00:48:33,153 --> 00:48:37,222
Hey... my real name is Millie.
913
00:48:38,223 --> 00:48:42,227
My real name
continues to be Guy.
914
00:48:47,366 --> 00:48:48,901
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
915
00:48:48,935 --> 00:48:51,805
KEYS: Millie, open up! Millie, it's
me, it's Keys! Open up! Come on!
916
00:48:51,838 --> 00:48:54,907
(CONTINUES KNOCKING)
Millie! It's me, open up!
917
00:48:54,941 --> 00:48:57,309
- What?
- You were right.
918
00:48:57,342 --> 00:48:59,344
- You were right.
- Oh, come on in.
919
00:48:59,378 --> 00:49:02,015
You were right.
Our code, it is in Free City
920
00:49:02,048 --> 00:49:04,717
and, Millie, it works.
921
00:49:04,750 --> 00:49:06,452
Yeah, I know.
But we don't have proof.
922
00:49:06,485 --> 00:49:08,520
KEYS: Just forget about
that for one second.
923
00:49:08,554 --> 00:49:10,790
I'm saying that
our game, Life Itself,
924
00:49:10,824 --> 00:49:13,960
where characters would grow
and change and feel real...
925
00:49:13,993 --> 00:49:15,161
- Yeah?
- ...worked.
926
00:49:15,195 --> 00:49:16,930
- Keys.
- The AI worked.
927
00:49:16,963 --> 00:49:20,399
It's the reason why Free City is so
realistic and people love it so much.
928
00:49:20,432 --> 00:49:22,434
And of course it doesn't
look the same.
929
00:49:22,468 --> 00:49:25,404
There's no waterfalls,
there's no butterflies and unicorns,
930
00:49:25,437 --> 00:49:28,174
all the characters have different skins.
Of course they do.
931
00:49:28,209 --> 00:49:33,046
But the underlying code in the
game is the same. Our code.
932
00:49:33,079 --> 00:49:34,713
And Guy, I mean,
he has evolved way further
933
00:49:34,747 --> 00:49:36,149
than we thought
was even possible.
934
00:49:36,182 --> 00:49:38,450
Wait, are you talking about
the hacker in the NPC skin?
935
00:49:38,484 --> 00:49:42,122
Millie, I'm talking about the
fact that Blue Shirt Guy...
936
00:49:42,155 --> 00:49:43,255
MILLIE: Yeah?
937
00:49:43,288 --> 00:49:45,125
...is not a player.
938
00:49:45,158 --> 00:49:48,128
He is an algorithm
who thinks he's alive.
939
00:49:48,161 --> 00:49:50,362
I mean, hell,
technically, he is alive.
940
00:49:50,395 --> 00:49:54,666
He is the first real
artificial intelligence.
941
00:49:56,035 --> 00:49:57,937
- (EXCLAIMS) No! No.
- KEYS: I know.
942
00:49:57,971 --> 00:49:59,371
- No, no, no.
- Yeah, yeah.
943
00:49:59,404 --> 00:50:01,007
- Guy? My Guy?
- KEYS: Guy.
944
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:02,274
- One who has been...
- Your Guy?
945
00:50:02,307 --> 00:50:03,709
- Holy...
- KEYS: This is a good thing.
946
00:50:03,742 --> 00:50:05,111
No, it's really bad.
947
00:50:05,145 --> 00:50:08,714
Millie, his code, it's thousands
of times the size it should be.
948
00:50:08,747 --> 00:50:10,883
We did it, Mills.
949
00:50:10,917 --> 00:50:14,954
We did it. Everything that we wanted
to create, it actually happened.
950
00:50:14,988 --> 00:50:18,825
Okay? Did you know that the
NPCs have private lives?
951
00:50:18,858 --> 00:50:21,060
One of the baristas learned how to make
a cappuccino through trial and error.
952
00:50:21,094 --> 00:50:23,428
I mean, that's really difficult.
I can't even do that.
953
00:50:23,462 --> 00:50:25,697
I can't even froth my own
oat milk in the morning.
954
00:50:25,731 --> 00:50:28,234
And the Bombshell
character in the game
955
00:50:28,268 --> 00:50:31,137
wrote a memoir that's
a searing indictment
956
00:50:31,171 --> 00:50:32,839
of gender roles,
the patriarchy...
957
00:50:32,872 --> 00:50:35,008
It's a little preachy in parts,
but overall, it's pretty good.
958
00:50:35,041 --> 00:50:36,375
Millie, we have
to celebrate!
959
00:50:36,408 --> 00:50:37,877
- No, this can't be happening.
- What are you talking about?
960
00:50:37,910 --> 00:50:40,712
- This is what we've been working for!
- No, I let him kiss me!
961
00:50:42,115 --> 00:50:43,682
So, yeah.
962
00:50:45,684 --> 00:50:46,786
(CHUCKLES)
963
00:50:46,820 --> 00:50:48,720
I'm sorry, wait,
you let who kiss you?
964
00:50:48,754 --> 00:50:49,789
MILLIE: Guy.
965
00:50:50,890 --> 00:50:52,091
Guy?
966
00:50:52,125 --> 00:50:56,628
The first time I kiss a
non-toxic guy in like forever
967
00:50:56,662 --> 00:50:59,464
and of course
he's not even real!
968
00:50:59,498 --> 00:51:00,967
Uh, there's not
a button for that.
969
00:51:01,868 --> 00:51:03,335
Oh, he found the button.
970
00:51:03,368 --> 00:51:04,770
- Okay.
- MILLIE: Yeah.
971
00:51:04,804 --> 00:51:07,339
- I am... I'm so confused.
- Why is it so hot?
972
00:51:07,372 --> 00:51:09,210
KEYS: And surprisingly
curious.
973
00:51:09,242 --> 00:51:12,846
(CHUCKLES) You let
an artificially intelligent
974
00:51:12,879 --> 00:51:14,513
- video game character kiss you?
- Oh, okay,
975
00:51:14,546 --> 00:51:15,581
can you just stop
saying it like that?
976
00:51:15,614 --> 00:51:16,682
And then you
thought that would be...
977
00:51:16,715 --> 00:51:18,483
Because you have
got to meet him, Keys.
978
00:51:18,517 --> 00:51:21,586
He's funny, and he's sweet,
and he's so handsome.
979
00:51:21,620 --> 00:51:23,923
Oh, my God,
now I'm saying it out loud.
980
00:51:23,957 --> 00:51:28,094
Also, Millie, food for
thought, he's like four.
981
00:51:28,127 --> 00:51:29,228
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
982
00:51:29,262 --> 00:51:30,897
- Really? You're gonna do that?
- Really.
983
00:51:30,930 --> 00:51:32,832
Wow, you just made
that really creepy.
984
00:51:32,866 --> 00:51:34,300
(BOTH LAUGHING)
985
00:51:34,334 --> 00:51:36,435
Millie, put all that aside. Weird or
not, when people find out about this,
986
00:51:36,468 --> 00:51:39,238
you could win a Nobel Prize.
Oh, God.
987
00:51:39,272 --> 00:51:40,306
What?
988
00:51:40,340 --> 00:51:42,241
Oh, my God,
if they see this...
989
00:51:42,275 --> 00:51:43,508
- MILLIE: What? What is it?
- Oh!
990
00:51:43,542 --> 00:51:45,510
KEYS: Antwan. What else?
991
00:51:45,544 --> 00:51:47,981
He's lying.
He lied about using our code,
992
00:51:48,014 --> 00:51:50,382
he's been lying about the game
being backwards compatible.
993
00:51:50,415 --> 00:51:51,918
I think he's lying
about Free City 1.
994
00:51:51,951 --> 00:51:53,219
What are you talking about?
995
00:51:53,253 --> 00:51:56,823
KEYS: Look. You see? There's not
one mission, not one location...
996
00:51:56,856 --> 00:51:59,259
I mean, there's not even a single
character from Free City 1 on here.
997
00:51:59,292 --> 00:52:00,726
Free City 2
is not an update...
998
00:52:00,759 --> 00:52:02,295
- It's a replacement.
- Exactly.
999
00:52:02,328 --> 00:52:03,963
So when Free City 2
launches on Monday...
1000
00:52:03,997 --> 00:52:07,499
Blue Shirt Guy, all proof of our
code, everything will be deleted.
1001
00:52:07,532 --> 00:52:09,235
He can't do that.
1002
00:52:09,269 --> 00:52:12,404
I mean, this is artificial life we're
dealing with. I mean, that's insane.
1003
00:52:15,908 --> 00:52:17,043
We're screwed.
1004
00:52:17,810 --> 00:52:19,611
Maybe not.
1005
00:52:19,645 --> 00:52:21,881
If we can find our
original build in the game,
1006
00:52:21,914 --> 00:52:24,750
it'll prove that Antwan used our
code without properly licensing it.
1007
00:52:24,784 --> 00:52:27,220
And we just have to find it
before Free City 2 launches.
1008
00:52:27,253 --> 00:52:28,553
We have 48 hours.
1009
00:52:28,587 --> 00:52:30,223
I've looked, Keys.
You know I have.
1010
00:52:30,256 --> 00:52:31,490
I know you have.
1011
00:52:31,523 --> 00:52:34,093
But now that we both know
about Blue Shirt Guy,
1012
00:52:34,127 --> 00:52:35,627
maybe he can help?
1013
00:52:35,661 --> 00:52:37,997
That would mean
I'd have to tell him.
1014
00:52:38,031 --> 00:52:41,100
Millie, he's not gonna exist
once the sequel launches.
1015
00:52:42,402 --> 00:52:44,370
His whole world's
about to end.
1016
00:52:44,404 --> 00:52:46,705
Don't you think
he'd want a chance to save it?
1017
00:52:48,740 --> 00:52:51,010
- ICE CREAM VENDOR: Here you go.
- Thank you.
1018
00:52:51,044 --> 00:52:53,146
- You got it.
- MILLIE: Guy?
1019
00:52:53,179 --> 00:52:54,479
Hey! Hi!
1020
00:52:54,513 --> 00:52:56,049
Guy, we need to talk.
1021
00:52:56,082 --> 00:52:58,851
What's going on with your voice?
Where's your Australian accent?
1022
00:52:58,885 --> 00:52:59,919
British.
1023
00:52:59,953 --> 00:53:02,521
I think I know an Australian
accent when I see one.
1024
00:53:02,554 --> 00:53:04,123
I turned off
the accent filter.
1025
00:53:05,490 --> 00:53:06,758
This is me.
1026
00:53:07,126 --> 00:53:08,194
Good.
1027
00:53:08,227 --> 00:53:10,396
Look, I have to tell you
something really important.
1028
00:53:10,430 --> 00:53:11,730
- Are you married?
- (GASPS)
1029
00:53:11,763 --> 00:53:12,597
No.
1030
00:53:12,631 --> 00:53:15,969
- Oh, God.
- (BOTH LAUGHING)
1031
00:53:16,002 --> 00:53:18,071
That would have been like
the worst thing ever.
1032
00:53:18,104 --> 00:53:20,006
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Maybe not the worst thing.
1033
00:53:20,340 --> 00:53:21,506
Huh.
1034
00:53:21,540 --> 00:53:23,242
I have to show you something.
1035
00:53:24,410 --> 00:53:25,610
Okay.
1036
00:53:26,678 --> 00:53:28,747
(DISTANT SIREN WAILING)
1037
00:53:30,950 --> 00:53:31,851
Wow!
1038
00:53:31,884 --> 00:53:33,953
I always wondered
what was in here.
1039
00:53:33,987 --> 00:53:36,389
ANNOUNCER: (ON SPEAKERS)
Tune in to the Kill Cam
1040
00:53:36,422 --> 00:53:37,890
for more of today's highlights
1041
00:53:37,924 --> 00:53:42,095
of every bloody, bullet-ridden
corner of Free City.
1042
00:53:42,128 --> 00:53:43,729
PHYLLIS: (ON TV) Has anyone
seen my cat?
1043
00:53:43,762 --> 00:53:48,500
GUY: Hey, that's Phyllis.
She's always losing her cats.
1044
00:53:48,533 --> 00:53:52,305
And there's Joe! He's
my friend, I know that guy.
1045
00:53:52,338 --> 00:53:54,340
I don't get it.
What is this place?
1046
00:53:54,374 --> 00:53:58,978
There is no easy way to say
this, but this city is a game.
1047
00:53:59,012 --> 00:54:01,513
There's no easy way to say
this, I know it's a game.
1048
00:54:01,546 --> 00:54:03,449
You taught me how to play it.
(PLAYFULLY) Boop-boop.
1049
00:54:03,483 --> 00:54:04,884
MILLIE: Yes,
you're right, I did.
1050
00:54:04,918 --> 00:54:08,754
But it's not just that it's like a game.
It is a game.
1051
00:54:08,788 --> 00:54:12,225
It's a video game.
And that's all it is.
1052
00:54:12,258 --> 00:54:15,228
So the entire world is a game?
1053
00:54:15,261 --> 00:54:16,362
Yes.
1054
00:54:16,396 --> 00:54:18,364
And we're all just
players in the game?
1055
00:54:18,398 --> 00:54:20,664
Not exactly.
1056
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:23,102
I'm a player.
1057
00:54:23,136 --> 00:54:26,772
All these people here are players.
We live in the real world.
1058
00:54:26,806 --> 00:54:28,540
But you only exist here.
1059
00:54:28,573 --> 00:54:31,344
It's why you can
never leave Free City.
1060
00:54:31,377 --> 00:54:33,279
You're what we call an NPC.
1061
00:54:33,312 --> 00:54:34,546
NPC.
1062
00:54:34,579 --> 00:54:37,616
The policeman
and the muscular bunny rabbit,
1063
00:54:37,649 --> 00:54:38,918
they called me that.
What is an NPC?
1064
00:54:38,950 --> 00:54:40,386
- ANNOUNCER: Let's take...
- Just watch.
1065
00:54:40,420 --> 00:54:41,888
...another look
at that leaderboard.
1066
00:54:41,921 --> 00:54:43,189
ROBBER: (ON TV) Everybody
get down on the ground!
1067
00:54:43,222 --> 00:54:44,689
BANK MANAGER: (ON TV)
Nobody try to be a hero.
1068
00:54:44,723 --> 00:54:46,225
This will all be over soon.
1069
00:54:46,259 --> 00:54:47,493
I don't understand.
1070
00:54:47,527 --> 00:54:49,896
MILLIE: You're a
non-player character.
1071
00:54:49,929 --> 00:54:52,331
- GUY: Non...
- MILLIE: A background person.
1072
00:54:52,365 --> 00:54:55,802
Someone designed to make the
game more fun for real people.
1073
00:54:55,835 --> 00:54:58,037
Wait, hold on a second.
Just stop for a second.
1074
00:54:58,071 --> 00:54:59,405
I wanna make sure
I'm getting this straight.
1075
00:54:59,439 --> 00:55:01,573
I just wanna fully
understand here.
1076
00:55:01,606 --> 00:55:04,143
So, I'm fake?
1077
00:55:04,177 --> 00:55:07,612
The entire world is fake?
I'm not even a main character,
1078
00:55:07,646 --> 00:55:11,818
I'm just this idiot
who's in the background?
1079
00:55:11,851 --> 00:55:15,221
Millie, why are you even saying this?
I love you.
1080
00:55:15,253 --> 00:55:18,590
You only think that because
it's in your programming.
1081
00:55:24,797 --> 00:55:26,899
MILLIE: Guy, I need
you to listen to me.
1082
00:55:26,933 --> 00:55:29,768
In two days,
the game is gonna shut down. For good.
1083
00:55:29,802 --> 00:55:32,505
When this sequel launches,
this whole city,
1084
00:55:32,538 --> 00:55:34,907
you, all the people in it
who aren't players,
1085
00:55:34,941 --> 00:55:36,409
they'll be gone forever.
You need to listen.
1086
00:55:36,442 --> 00:55:39,512
My whole life, I felt like
there had to be something more.
1087
00:55:39,545 --> 00:55:41,746
And then I saw you.
1088
00:55:41,781 --> 00:55:44,918
And I knew I was right.
I was right!
1089
00:55:45,852 --> 00:55:48,354
And for a second,
I felt amazing.
1090
00:55:48,387 --> 00:55:50,288
- I know.
- Except you don't know.
1091
00:55:50,323 --> 00:55:53,226
Because we're not the same.
1092
00:55:53,259 --> 00:55:54,827
Isn't that what you said?
You said that.
1093
00:55:54,861 --> 00:55:57,130
We're not the same.
1094
00:55:57,163 --> 00:55:58,697
You're real.
1095
00:55:59,432 --> 00:56:01,134
And I'm what? I'm what?
1096
00:56:05,037 --> 00:56:06,172
You're not.
1097
00:56:09,408 --> 00:56:11,310
You're not.
1098
00:56:11,344 --> 00:56:15,081
Well, I may not be real,
but for a second there...
1099
00:56:15,114 --> 00:56:16,983
I felt pretty alive.
1100
00:56:18,451 --> 00:56:20,019
(DRAMATIC INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
1101
00:56:20,052 --> 00:56:21,420
(DISTANT FIRING)
1102
00:56:21,454 --> 00:56:22,754
(DISTANT EXPLOSION)
1103
00:56:24,157 --> 00:56:25,690
- (GRUNTS)
- (SNIFFS)
1104
00:56:28,394 --> 00:56:29,594
(GRUNTING)
1105
00:56:29,629 --> 00:56:31,696
(SIREN WAILING)
1106
00:56:32,664 --> 00:56:34,867
(DRAMATIC INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC CONTINUES)
1107
00:56:40,806 --> 00:56:42,408
(WAVES RUSHING)
1108
00:56:43,276 --> 00:56:44,911
(PANTING)
1109
00:56:55,955 --> 00:56:57,023
(GRUNTS)
1110
00:56:57,490 --> 00:56:59,358
(DISTORTED BUZZING)
1111
00:57:18,778 --> 00:57:22,014
(SHOUTING) It's all a lie!
1112
00:57:27,285 --> 00:57:29,355
BUSINESSMAN: Have the quarterly
reports on my desk by Friday.
1113
00:57:29,388 --> 00:57:32,024
Quarterly reports.
My, what specific business lingo.
1114
00:57:32,058 --> 00:57:34,160
Wow. Life in the big city.
Ain't nothing like it.
1115
00:57:34,193 --> 00:57:35,394
- Until it crushes your soul.
- (DREAMER SHOUTS)
1116
00:57:35,428 --> 00:57:38,930
Has anyone seen my cat?
Has anyone seen my...
1117
00:57:38,965 --> 00:57:40,967
Your cats?
No, Phyllis, I haven't seen them.
1118
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:45,037
But here's a revolutionary idea...
close your goddamn door.
1119
00:57:45,071 --> 00:57:47,406
It's not like they're climbing
on top of one another,
1120
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:50,843
forming a little kitty tower,
and then jimmying the locks.
1121
00:57:50,876 --> 00:57:53,179
They don't have
thumbs, Phyllis.
1122
00:57:53,713 --> 00:57:55,314
No thumbs!
1123
00:57:55,348 --> 00:57:59,051
(LOUDLY) Don't you get it?
Don't any of you get it?
1124
00:57:59,085 --> 00:58:03,623
None of this matters! None of it!
It's fake! We don't matter!
1125
00:58:03,656 --> 00:58:06,559
That building, that's fake!
This street...
1126
00:58:06,591 --> 00:58:08,127
(STOMPS)
It's fake!
1127
00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:09,262
That car...
1128
00:58:09,295 --> 00:58:10,429
(CRASHES)
1129
00:58:10,463 --> 00:58:11,831
(BODY THUDS)
1130
00:58:15,635 --> 00:58:16,869
(PAINFULLY) Officer Johnny!
1131
00:58:16,902 --> 00:58:18,770
Have a good one, Guy.
1132
00:58:18,804 --> 00:58:20,873
(SEAGULLS SQUAWKING DISTANTLY)
1133
00:58:26,611 --> 00:58:28,180
BUDDY: Oh, hey, uh...
1134
00:58:29,649 --> 00:58:30,916
Come in.
1135
00:58:36,389 --> 00:58:38,256
(CLOCK TICKING)
1136
00:58:40,826 --> 00:58:42,328
BUDDY: Here you go.
1137
00:58:42,361 --> 00:58:43,362
Thank you.
1138
00:58:44,463 --> 00:58:45,631
Buddy,
1139
00:58:45,665 --> 00:58:51,103
what would you do if you found
out that you weren't real?
1140
00:58:52,471 --> 00:58:53,572
What do you mean?
1141
00:58:54,272 --> 00:58:55,374
Pretend with me.
1142
00:58:55,408 --> 00:58:56,976
Okay, so...
(CHUCKLES)
1143
00:58:57,009 --> 00:58:58,944
Can I pretend
I'm a ghost?
1144
00:59:00,346 --> 00:59:01,480
Sure.
1145
00:59:01,514 --> 00:59:04,817
Oh. Do I look like how I look like now?
Or whenever I die?
1146
00:59:04,850 --> 00:59:06,018
Like, do I have
a funeral outfit on?
1147
00:59:06,052 --> 00:59:07,753
- This is kind of funeral...
- Doesn't matter.
1148
00:59:07,788 --> 00:59:09,155
(RAMBLING) ...but even though it's a
work uniform, 'cause I got a tie on.
1149
00:59:09,188 --> 00:59:11,190
Let's move on
from the concept, okay?
1150
00:59:11,724 --> 00:59:13,726
Got it. (LAUGHS)
1151
00:59:13,759 --> 00:59:16,862
I'm not a ghost.
I'm very disappointed,
1152
00:59:16,896 --> 00:59:18,531
- but I get it.
- Yeah.
1153
00:59:18,564 --> 00:59:23,135
I'm me, who I am right now,
and I'm just trying to help a friend.
1154
00:59:24,070 --> 00:59:27,808
I say, okay, so
what if I'm not real?
1155
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:29,842
I'm sorry. "So what?"
1156
00:59:29,875 --> 00:59:30,910
Yeah. So what?
1157
00:59:30,942 --> 00:59:32,878
(SCOFFING) But if
you're not real,
1158
00:59:32,912 --> 00:59:35,481
doesn't that mean
that nothing you do matters?
1159
00:59:35,514 --> 00:59:38,517
What does that mean?
Look, brother, I am sitting here
1160
00:59:38,551 --> 00:59:42,455
with my best friend, trying to
help him get through a tough time.
1161
00:59:42,488 --> 00:59:47,226
Right? And even if I'm not
real, this moment is.
1162
00:59:48,361 --> 00:59:53,532
Right here, right now.
This moment is real.
1163
00:59:53,566 --> 00:59:57,503
I mean, what's more real than a person
tryin' to help someone they love?
1164
00:59:57,536 --> 01:00:02,508
Now, if that's not real,
I don't know what is.
1165
01:00:05,111 --> 01:00:07,646
Do you know the
other security guards?
1166
01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:09,215
I know 'em all. Why?
1167
01:00:09,882 --> 01:00:11,616
Hey, Buddy...
1168
01:00:11,650 --> 01:00:13,652
let's not have
a good day...
1169
01:00:14,855 --> 01:00:16,389
let's have a great day.
1170
01:00:17,791 --> 01:00:19,125
BUDDY: Guy, what are
we doin' here?
1171
01:00:19,158 --> 01:00:21,828
GUY: We're here to get a video
clip for my friend Millie.
1172
01:00:21,862 --> 01:00:23,562
Does this look intimidating?
1173
01:00:23,596 --> 01:00:25,998
I don't know, Guy.
How do you hold this thing?
1174
01:00:29,001 --> 01:00:30,436
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
1175
01:00:33,672 --> 01:00:35,876
GUY: You have
something I want.
1176
01:00:35,908 --> 01:00:37,710
And you're gonna hand it over.
1177
01:00:37,743 --> 01:00:39,178
(SQUEAKING)
1178
01:00:39,912 --> 01:00:41,313
How'd you get in here?
1179
01:00:41,347 --> 01:00:43,549
BUDDY: Easy. I know
your security guard.
1180
01:00:44,250 --> 01:00:45,351
Jimmy?
1181
01:00:45,384 --> 01:00:46,419
His name is Luigi.
1182
01:00:46,452 --> 01:00:48,220
So if you took some time
to learn his name...
1183
01:00:48,254 --> 01:00:50,055
maybe he wouldn't
turn on you so quick.
1184
01:00:50,089 --> 01:00:53,894
I need a video clip, and
you're gonna give it to me.
1185
01:00:53,925 --> 01:00:55,694
Wait a minute, are you...
1186
01:00:56,662 --> 01:00:57,864
Are you Blue Shirt Guy?
1187
01:00:57,898 --> 01:00:59,398
Yeah, maybe.
1188
01:00:59,432 --> 01:01:02,101
(EXCLAIMS) Holy shit! You're Guy!
You're Blue Shirt Guy! It's you!
1189
01:01:02,134 --> 01:01:03,269
- Yeah.
- REVENJAMIN: I love you.
1190
01:01:03,302 --> 01:01:04,838
- You do? (LAUGHS)
- I mean...
1191
01:01:04,871 --> 01:01:06,238
I'm like a fan.
You're awesome.
1192
01:01:06,272 --> 01:01:07,606
You can have
anything you want.
1193
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:08,641
Wait, hold on one second.
1194
01:01:08,674 --> 01:01:10,811
Gamers, listen up, this is
Revenjamin Buttons here.
1195
01:01:10,844 --> 01:01:12,178
I'm here with Guy.
1196
01:01:12,211 --> 01:01:14,680
The Guy, he's in my stash
house, and he's here to rob me.
1197
01:01:14,713 --> 01:01:15,816
(LAUGHS) Can I get a little...
1198
01:01:15,849 --> 01:01:19,051
- "what-what" for my followers, Guy?
- What?
1199
01:01:19,084 --> 01:01:20,787
Perfect. All right,
so what's happening is...
1200
01:01:20,821 --> 01:01:22,388
Guy's looking for a clip...
1201
01:01:22,421 --> 01:01:25,257
showing a walkthrough I did
to get to the secret level.
1202
01:01:26,992 --> 01:01:28,593
Who are you talking to?
1203
01:01:28,627 --> 01:01:29,930
(STIFLING LAUGHTER)
1204
01:01:29,962 --> 01:01:31,363
I'm sorry.
1205
01:01:31,397 --> 01:01:34,700
Who am I talking to?
It's just such a classic Guy line.
1206
01:01:34,733 --> 01:01:35,768
Right? (LAUGHS)
1207
01:01:35,802 --> 01:01:38,304
You're good.
Oh, anyway...
1208
01:01:38,337 --> 01:01:41,842
And you, you tried to steal it
from me with that Molotov chick.
1209
01:01:41,876 --> 01:01:43,008
(THROUGH SPEAKERS)
Her name's Millie.
1210
01:01:43,042 --> 01:01:45,244
- KEITH: Yeah. Wait, who?
- GUY: Millie.
1211
01:01:45,277 --> 01:01:46,979
(WHISPERING) I think
it's going really well.
1212
01:01:47,012 --> 01:01:50,082
I know. This is literally the first
time I took my gun out the holster.
1213
01:01:50,115 --> 01:01:51,684
Totally. Right?
1214
01:01:51,717 --> 01:01:54,887
Guy, I tried to go back through,
but the glitch is patched.
1215
01:01:54,921 --> 01:01:56,455
And I never found it again.
1216
01:01:56,489 --> 01:01:58,157
So I'm the only one that ever
saw what was on the other side.
1217
01:01:58,190 --> 01:01:59,692
But it's all here,
check it out.
1218
01:01:59,725 --> 01:02:02,428
It's pretty cool actually.
It's like a whole other world.
1219
01:02:02,461 --> 01:02:04,730
- This is it? This is the game clip?
- Yeah, that's it.
1220
01:02:04,763 --> 01:02:08,234
(GASPS) Can you do one,
single, just one solid for me?
1221
01:02:08,266 --> 01:02:09,735
- One thing, I'll stop asking, okay?
- Yeah.
1222
01:02:09,768 --> 01:02:11,470
Just say my catchphrase.
1223
01:02:11,504 --> 01:02:13,172
My viewers will just banana cream sandwich
all over themselves if you say it.
1224
01:02:13,205 --> 01:02:15,007
I love banana
cream sandwiches.
1225
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:16,108
REVENJAMIN: Maybe not this
banana cream sandwich.
1226
01:02:16,141 --> 01:02:17,643
Yeah, this one.
1227
01:02:17,676 --> 01:02:19,445
Okay, perfect. Okay, so just
say, "You know what time it is?"
1228
01:02:19,478 --> 01:02:21,882
- You know what time it is?
- You know what time it is?
1229
01:02:21,914 --> 01:02:23,015
You know what time it is?
1230
01:02:23,048 --> 01:02:24,149
You know what time it is?
1231
01:02:24,183 --> 01:02:25,384
(IN DEEP VOICE) You know
what time it is?
1232
01:02:25,417 --> 01:02:26,887
REVENJAMIN: You know
what time it is?
1233
01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:28,454
(THREATENINGLY) You know
what time it is?
1234
01:02:28,487 --> 01:02:30,756
It's crime o'clock,
baby. Yeah.
1235
01:02:30,790 --> 01:02:31,892
It's crime o'cl...
1236
01:02:31,925 --> 01:02:33,225
But, no, I can't
say that. That's...
1237
01:02:33,259 --> 01:02:35,327
Okay. It's all right.
I'll say it myself.
1238
01:02:35,361 --> 01:02:37,329
- All right, you know what time it is?
- No.
1239
01:02:37,363 --> 01:02:39,365
It's crime o'cl...
(SHOUTS) Mom!
1240
01:02:39,398 --> 01:02:40,934
Mom! Are you
serious with the...
1241
01:02:40,967 --> 01:02:42,268
vacuum right now?
1242
01:02:42,301 --> 01:02:44,470
You really have to do that here?
I'm saying my...
1243
01:02:44,503 --> 01:02:46,038
catchphrase!
Everybody's watching!
1244
01:02:46,071 --> 01:02:47,273
- God!
- MOM: (SHOUTING) You're 22,
1245
01:02:47,306 --> 01:02:49,009
living in my house,
there is no God!
1246
01:02:49,041 --> 01:02:50,142
Sorry, Guy.
1247
01:02:50,175 --> 01:02:53,312
Thank you, Mr. Buttons.
We're gonna go.
1248
01:02:53,345 --> 01:02:55,114
No, no, no! No,
you gotta kill me.
1249
01:02:55,147 --> 01:02:57,017
- I'm sorry, what?
- You gotta kill me. Please kill me.
1250
01:02:57,049 --> 01:02:59,385
Give it to me, Daddy.
Give it to me! (EXCLAIMING)
1251
01:02:59,418 --> 01:03:01,654
No. Please don't do that.
Please don't do that.
1252
01:03:01,687 --> 01:03:03,990
We're not gonna hurt anybody.
I'm a good guy.
1253
01:03:04,024 --> 01:03:05,524
What? What'd you say?
1254
01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:09,395
That's deep.
1255
01:03:09,428 --> 01:03:10,396
No, it's not.
1256
01:03:10,429 --> 01:03:11,697
That's like I can
taste you, deep.
1257
01:03:11,730 --> 01:03:15,634
I want your help, Buddy.
I don't have the safeword.
1258
01:03:15,668 --> 01:03:16,735
I know what you want.
1259
01:03:16,769 --> 01:03:17,871
I don't want that.
1260
01:03:17,904 --> 01:03:18,972
Yeah, you do.
1261
01:03:19,005 --> 01:03:20,205
That's touching.
1262
01:03:20,239 --> 01:03:21,540
- They're touching.
- Yeah.
1263
01:03:22,042 --> 01:03:23,342
I know what you want.
1264
01:03:23,375 --> 01:03:24,710
Yes, I do.
1265
01:03:24,743 --> 01:03:27,379
You want a little bit
of that Free City Itchy Kitty.
1266
01:03:27,413 --> 01:03:29,214
- No.
- Uh-huh. Yes, you do.
1267
01:03:29,248 --> 01:03:31,183
GUY: The way you move,
it's almost dirty.
1268
01:03:31,216 --> 01:03:32,518
What about a little
Thanos Glove...
1269
01:03:32,551 --> 01:03:36,322
into a little bit
of Thanos Snap?
1270
01:03:36,355 --> 01:03:38,256
- Oh. That looked like it hurt.
- Yeah, a little bit.
1271
01:03:38,290 --> 01:03:39,525
A little Sunday Drive.
1272
01:03:39,558 --> 01:03:41,293
GUY: You have
a beautiful home.
1273
01:03:41,327 --> 01:03:44,697
- Snakey Man? No? No Snakey Man?
- GUY: Bye, Mr. Buttons.
1274
01:03:44,730 --> 01:03:47,333
Come on, give me one snake!
Just come on, man.
1275
01:03:47,366 --> 01:03:49,435
(SHOUTING) Mom!
Do not touch that sock!
1276
01:03:49,468 --> 01:03:51,269
I swear to God,
if you touch that sock...
1277
01:03:51,303 --> 01:03:53,405
you will be in therapy
for the rest of your life!
1278
01:03:53,439 --> 01:03:56,810
No! That's my special sock!
Put it down!
1279
01:04:01,848 --> 01:04:03,616
GUY: Millie, please.
1280
01:04:03,649 --> 01:04:06,086
Please wake up from
your standing coma.
1281
01:04:06,118 --> 01:04:08,520
Look, I know this world
is just a game to you
1282
01:04:08,554 --> 01:04:10,656
and you can come
and go, but to me...
1283
01:04:10,689 --> 01:04:13,291
this place, these people,
that's all I have.
1284
01:04:13,325 --> 01:04:15,461
And if I can help you save it,
I wanna do that...
1285
01:04:15,494 --> 01:04:18,098
but you gotta wake up, please.
1286
01:04:18,163 --> 01:04:19,933
Millie, I'm sorry
for running away.
1287
01:04:19,966 --> 01:04:21,700
- Guy?
- (YELPS)
1288
01:04:22,701 --> 01:04:24,904
Oh, that's so scary!
It's just terrifying.
1289
01:04:24,938 --> 01:04:26,138
MILLIE: I know, I know.
1290
01:04:26,171 --> 01:04:27,841
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1291
01:04:27,874 --> 01:04:30,342
Look, you may have started out living
in the background, but so did I.
1292
01:04:30,376 --> 01:04:32,378
We're done with that.
1293
01:04:34,014 --> 01:04:35,214
I got you a present.
1294
01:04:36,281 --> 01:04:37,650
I didn't have time to wrap it.
1295
01:04:38,751 --> 01:04:39,819
MILLIE: What?
1296
01:04:42,055 --> 01:04:43,389
(HELICOPTERS WHIRRING)
1297
01:04:44,523 --> 01:04:46,191
(EXCLAIMING)
1298
01:04:46,659 --> 01:04:48,094
(GRUNTING)
1299
01:04:48,128 --> 01:04:51,230
(THROUGH SPEAKERS) They say over a
billion NPCs are killed every year.
1300
01:04:51,263 --> 01:04:55,869
Now, I'm not gonna lie,
that's at least 50% my fault.
1301
01:04:55,902 --> 01:04:59,405
GAMER: I used to shoot
all the secondary characters
1302
01:04:59,438 --> 01:05:01,141
when I was bored, you know?
1303
01:05:01,173 --> 01:05:04,543
And then, I'd
teabag 'em a little bit.
1304
01:05:04,576 --> 01:05:07,446
Who the hell even knows
who this Blue Shirt Guy is?
1305
01:05:07,479 --> 01:05:09,481
But I'll tell you this,
he's got me thinkin'
1306
01:05:09,515 --> 01:05:11,216
about NPCs and
how I play the game.
1307
01:05:11,251 --> 01:05:15,521
The game wasn't even made for someone
like this, for a player to be a good guy.
1308
01:05:15,554 --> 01:05:17,690
He's also a really cute guy.
1309
01:05:17,723 --> 01:05:19,725
And not just the face, you know,
like the whole thing. (GIGGLES)
1310
01:05:19,758 --> 01:05:21,760
And, honestly,
it's got me realizing...
1311
01:05:21,795 --> 01:05:24,496
maybe we've been thinking about
NPCs wrong this whole time.
1312
01:05:24,530 --> 01:05:26,532
I think Blue Shirt Guy's
like a symbol, you know?
1313
01:05:26,565 --> 01:05:28,434
Like, maybe people
can be whatever they want.
1314
01:05:28,467 --> 01:05:30,870
He's like an icon.
Is that the right word?
1315
01:05:30,903 --> 01:05:33,106
Like, he reminds us
of what's possible.
1316
01:05:33,139 --> 01:05:34,506
Also, he's like crazy hot.
1317
01:05:34,540 --> 01:05:37,643
Oh, my God, totally.
I'd hit those pixels hard.
1318
01:05:37,676 --> 01:05:39,179
NINJA: We should all be
more like Blue Shirt Guy.
1319
01:05:39,211 --> 01:05:40,512
Maybe we just
stop the killing.
1320
01:05:40,546 --> 01:05:43,083
(GRUNTS, SHOUTS)
He's dead! You hear me?
1321
01:05:43,116 --> 01:05:44,683
The guy, put him up here.
1322
01:05:44,717 --> 01:05:47,219
Put him up here on the screen.
Put him on the screen.
1323
01:05:47,252 --> 01:05:50,990
Make me see him. There he is.
1324
01:05:51,024 --> 01:05:53,559
Yes. There he is,
the little do-gooder.
1325
01:05:53,592 --> 01:05:55,095
MOUSER: I thought
you liked Blue Shirt.
1326
01:05:55,128 --> 01:05:56,863
Don't say words to me!
1327
01:05:56,896 --> 01:06:00,133
People are so busy watching this
loser on Twitch and YouTube.
1328
01:06:00,166 --> 01:06:01,266
You know what
they're not doing, guys?
1329
01:06:01,300 --> 01:06:02,634
Buying Free City 2.
1330
01:06:02,668 --> 01:06:04,871
- Pre-sales are down 16%.
- 60.
1331
01:06:04,904 --> 01:06:06,638
60. That's bad.
1332
01:06:06,672 --> 01:06:09,374
Oh, we are 48 hours
from launch.
1333
01:06:10,076 --> 01:06:11,710
Yeah, he's gone viral.
1334
01:06:11,744 --> 01:06:14,948
Yeah, a virus that's giving me ass
and ball cancer at the same time!
1335
01:06:15,782 --> 01:06:18,283
Inoperable!
1336
01:06:18,317 --> 01:06:19,651
(SIGHS) You know,
this whole good guy routine...
1337
01:06:19,685 --> 01:06:22,621
it is a bad influence,
and is bad for the franchise.
1338
01:06:22,654 --> 01:06:25,224
I want him gone.
I don't care who it is, boot him.
1339
01:06:25,257 --> 01:06:26,458
You can't.
1340
01:06:27,093 --> 01:06:28,194
Oh, I'm sorry, what?
1341
01:06:28,227 --> 01:06:29,594
You can't.
1342
01:06:29,628 --> 01:06:30,696
Why not?
1343
01:06:30,729 --> 01:06:33,432
Because he's not a hacker, Antwan.
He's an NPC.
1344
01:06:33,465 --> 01:06:35,300
You're tryin' to tell me
that all this shit
1345
01:06:35,334 --> 01:06:37,469
about a self-aware
NPC is real?
1346
01:06:37,503 --> 01:06:40,773
Yeah. I don't know how or
why, but he's real.
1347
01:06:40,807 --> 01:06:41,673
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
1348
01:06:41,707 --> 01:06:43,843
What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?
1349
01:06:43,876 --> 01:06:46,278
(BREATHING DEEPLY)
1350
01:06:46,311 --> 01:06:48,380
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
1351
01:06:48,413 --> 01:06:50,716
What to do? What to do?
Got it.
1352
01:06:51,151 --> 01:06:52,284
(GRUNTS)
1353
01:06:52,317 --> 01:06:53,787
And kip-up!
1354
01:06:55,922 --> 01:06:57,289
(GRUNTS, CLAPS)
1355
01:06:57,322 --> 01:06:58,757
So we can't kick him
out of the game.
1356
01:06:58,792 --> 01:07:01,928
How do we reset his AI?
Ideas, people. Come on.
1357
01:07:01,961 --> 01:07:03,595
Hit me. Ideas.
1358
01:07:03,629 --> 01:07:05,265
MOUSER: You could
just reboot the server.
1359
01:07:05,330 --> 01:07:06,331
(CLAPS) Keep talking.
1360
01:07:06,365 --> 01:07:07,867
If we reboot the server...
1361
01:07:07,900 --> 01:07:11,137
then he's just gonna revert back
to a regular non-player guy.
1362
01:07:11,171 --> 01:07:13,305
- Solution.
- Antwan.
1363
01:07:13,338 --> 01:07:14,773
Antwan, you're talking
about terminating...
1364
01:07:14,808 --> 01:07:16,575
the first confirmed
artificially intelligent
1365
01:07:16,608 --> 01:07:17,743
life-form right now, okay?
1366
01:07:17,777 --> 01:07:19,545
Honey, honey.
Shush. (SHUSHES)
1367
01:07:20,312 --> 01:07:21,747
He's losing me money.
1368
01:07:21,781 --> 01:07:25,251
So, I don't care if he's
Arnold-Frickin'- Schwarzen-Vader.
1369
01:07:25,285 --> 01:07:26,786
Terminate him. Reboot.
1370
01:07:26,820 --> 01:07:28,788
- MOUSER: On it.
- You can't do that.
1371
01:07:28,822 --> 01:07:29,823
Reboot!
1372
01:07:30,957 --> 01:07:32,391
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1373
01:07:39,398 --> 01:07:42,534
ANNOUNCER: (THROUGH SPEAKERS) Order
up and drown your bloodlust...
1374
01:07:42,568 --> 01:07:45,238
with a tall glass
of murder juice.
1375
01:07:45,271 --> 01:07:47,339
Here's this week's highlights.
1376
01:07:47,372 --> 01:07:49,641
He's very expressive
with his body.
1377
01:07:49,675 --> 01:07:50,609
Clearly.
1378
01:07:50,642 --> 01:07:51,845
REVENJAMIN: (THROUGH SPEAKERS)
What is that?
1379
01:07:51,878 --> 01:07:53,378
It's a whole new
world over there.
1380
01:07:53,412 --> 01:07:54,981
Some kinda paradise and shit.
1381
01:07:55,014 --> 01:07:56,415
Oh, my God, that's it.
1382
01:07:56,448 --> 01:08:00,887
It's our original build and that build
is proof our code is in the game.
1383
01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:03,222
You have no idea
how long I've waited for this.
1384
01:08:03,256 --> 01:08:04,824
I've seen this place.
1385
01:08:04,858 --> 01:08:06,159
What?
1386
01:08:06,192 --> 01:08:07,626
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
1387
01:08:11,865 --> 01:08:13,166
Yeah.
1388
01:08:13,199 --> 01:08:15,068
What do you mean? How could you
have possibly seen it? (DISTORTS)
1389
01:08:19,404 --> 01:08:21,506
Millie? Millie?
1390
01:08:24,243 --> 01:08:25,744
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
1391
01:08:47,100 --> 01:08:48,567
(OMINOUS MUSIC RISING)
1392
01:08:55,440 --> 01:08:57,076
(DISTORTING, GLITCHING)
1393
01:09:06,485 --> 01:09:08,754
We're dark.
Free City is offline.
1394
01:09:11,858 --> 01:09:12,926
(SIGHS)
1395
01:09:13,960 --> 01:09:16,296
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
1396
01:09:16,329 --> 01:09:18,398
- GAMER: What is happening?
- (ALL EXCLAIMING)
1397
01:09:18,430 --> 01:09:19,631
(EXCLAIMS IN GERMAN)
1398
01:09:23,236 --> 01:09:24,770
ANTWAN: Bye-bye, Blue Shirt.
1399
01:09:25,204 --> 01:09:27,140
No, no, no.
1400
01:09:29,775 --> 01:09:30,910
(SIGHS)
1401
01:09:36,282 --> 01:09:37,616
(REBOOT MUSIC PLAYING)
1402
01:09:45,757 --> 01:09:47,160
(WHISPERS) It's okay. Come on.
1403
01:09:48,660 --> 01:09:50,163
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
1404
01:09:52,899 --> 01:09:54,700
Come on.
1405
01:09:54,733 --> 01:09:57,236
Come on, come on, come on.
1406
01:09:57,270 --> 01:09:58,603
(ALARM BEEPING)
1407
01:09:59,072 --> 01:10:00,073
(SIGHS)
1408
01:10:02,641 --> 01:10:04,243
Good morning, Goldie.
1409
01:10:04,277 --> 01:10:05,677
(LAUGHS)
1410
01:10:08,714 --> 01:10:11,417
NEWS ANCHOR: (ON TV)
Front of warm, dry gunfire...
1411
01:10:11,451 --> 01:10:13,353
mixed with late
afternoon stabbings...
1412
01:10:13,386 --> 01:10:15,221
could leave you in the streets
wet with the blood of innocents...
1413
01:10:15,253 --> 01:10:17,123
- by early Tuesday night.
- (EXPLOSION)
1414
01:10:17,156 --> 01:10:20,126
What really is the difference between
a light roast and a dark roast?
1415
01:10:20,159 --> 01:10:21,693
- Nobody knows.
- (FLASHES)
1416
01:10:21,727 --> 01:10:23,495
Don't have a good day,
have a great day.
1417
01:10:23,528 --> 01:10:24,730
Guy, can we talk?
1418
01:10:24,763 --> 01:10:26,065
How does the sunglass girl
know your name?
1419
01:10:26,099 --> 01:10:26,933
I don't know. Keep walking.
1420
01:10:26,966 --> 01:10:28,533
MILLIE: Come on, Guy!
You know me.
1421
01:10:28,567 --> 01:10:30,569
You know this.
1422
01:10:30,602 --> 01:10:32,472
You said this clip showed
a place you'd seen before.
1423
01:10:32,504 --> 01:10:34,207
I need to know where.
1424
01:10:34,240 --> 01:10:36,075
The data's been erased,
but it's in your head.
1425
01:10:36,109 --> 01:10:39,711
Please try to remember.
This is really important.
1426
01:10:39,745 --> 01:10:43,216
Please, Guy, think.
The ice cream, the swings?
1427
01:10:43,249 --> 01:10:44,716
Oh, my Guy loves swings.
1428
01:10:44,750 --> 01:10:46,718
At Free City Harbor Park,
there's a great swing set there.
1429
01:10:46,752 --> 01:10:48,054
- Have you been?
- MILLIE: Yes.
1430
01:10:48,087 --> 01:10:49,455
We had bubble gum ice cream.
1431
01:10:49,489 --> 01:10:52,358
OMG, I love
bubble gum ice cream!
1432
01:10:52,392 --> 01:10:53,826
He loves the
bubble gum ice cream.
1433
01:10:53,860 --> 01:10:56,029
Yes, I know. We had it
together, remember?
1434
01:10:57,230 --> 01:10:59,698
Please, Guy,
you're all I've got.
1435
01:11:03,668 --> 01:11:07,407
I'm sorry, lady. I think
you have the wrong guy.
1436
01:11:07,440 --> 01:11:10,043
Don't have a good day,
have a great day.
1437
01:11:10,076 --> 01:11:11,643
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1438
01:11:22,055 --> 01:11:23,588
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
1439
01:11:24,023 --> 01:11:25,058
Hello?
1440
01:11:25,091 --> 01:11:26,793
KEYS: (ON PHONE)
I might've found something.
1441
01:11:26,826 --> 01:11:29,561
I've been going through Guy's code
and there is something there...
1442
01:11:29,594 --> 01:11:31,663
even now, after the wipe.
1443
01:11:31,696 --> 01:11:33,332
What's the point?
1444
01:11:33,366 --> 01:11:35,634
Guy was, like, a one-in-a-billion miracle.
We can't replicate that.
1445
01:11:35,667 --> 01:11:37,303
I tried, okay?
You were right, it's over.
1446
01:11:37,336 --> 01:11:40,106
No, Millie, Millie,
you're not listening to me, all right?
1447
01:11:40,139 --> 01:11:43,142
A reboot, it doesn't
erase his AI coding...
1448
01:11:43,176 --> 01:11:45,411
you literally would have to
destroy the servers to do that.
1449
01:11:45,445 --> 01:11:48,047
His AI is still there,
it just needs to be accessed.
1450
01:11:48,081 --> 01:11:50,383
I've seen him, Keys.
He's forgotten everything.
1451
01:11:50,416 --> 01:11:52,651
Just look at the
trace log I sent you.
1452
01:11:52,684 --> 01:11:54,353
It'll explain everything.
1453
01:12:04,497 --> 01:12:05,764
(SIGHS)
1454
01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:09,668
(THROUGH LAPTOP)
Now, from the beginning...
1455
01:12:09,701 --> 01:12:12,505
Guy's behavior is much more
complex than it should be,
1456
01:12:12,538 --> 01:12:14,507
thanks to our code. (CHUCKLES)
1457
01:12:14,540 --> 01:12:18,144
But he's still stuck in Free City.
He's still stuck in this life, this loop.
1458
01:12:18,177 --> 01:12:22,248
And then, something changes.
He comes to life. Why?
1459
01:12:22,280 --> 01:12:24,550
And then I remembered.
1460
01:12:24,584 --> 01:12:27,854
One of the characters from Life Itself
was this guy that I nicknamed Lovelorn.
1461
01:12:27,887 --> 01:12:31,991
And he was someone who was designed
to never meet the right person.
1462
01:12:32,024 --> 01:12:34,327
It was essentially the building
blocks of the character.
1463
01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:38,662
But he never stopped hoping that he
would meet "the girl of his dreams."
1464
01:12:38,697 --> 01:12:40,664
So I had to base this girl
off of someone...
1465
01:12:40,699 --> 01:12:44,270
and who better than the person that
I was sitting next to every day?
1466
01:12:44,303 --> 01:12:45,404
You.
1467
01:12:45,438 --> 01:12:47,006
But then, one day...
1468
01:12:47,039 --> 01:12:49,641
he meets you in Free City,
and once he sees you...
1469
01:12:49,674 --> 01:12:51,110
he can never be the same.
1470
01:12:51,144 --> 01:12:55,047
He was supposed to feel doomed,
but instead, he feels alive...
1471
01:12:55,081 --> 01:12:57,984
until eventually, he is alive.
1472
01:12:59,218 --> 01:13:01,220
You changed him, Millie.
1473
01:13:01,254 --> 01:13:05,791
You changed his code.
And I think you can do it again.
1474
01:13:05,825 --> 01:13:08,194
You brought him
to life, Millie.
1475
01:13:09,295 --> 01:13:11,230
You brought him to life.
1476
01:13:11,264 --> 01:13:13,765
And he was alive because
he met the one person...
1477
01:13:13,799 --> 01:13:15,468
(TURNS VIDEO OFF)
1478
01:13:15,501 --> 01:13:16,869
Don't have a good day...
1479
01:13:17,702 --> 01:13:19,105
have a great day.
1480
01:13:19,138 --> 01:13:20,573
CUSTOMER: Thank you.
1481
01:13:20,605 --> 01:13:22,108
Take care. (CHUCKLES)
1482
01:13:22,141 --> 01:13:23,775
FEMALE VOICE:
Everybody down on the ground!
1483
01:13:23,809 --> 01:13:26,345
Nobody try to be a hero.
This will all be over soon.
1484
01:13:26,379 --> 01:13:27,446
Okay.
1485
01:13:27,480 --> 01:13:29,115
FEMALE VOICE: Everybody
except you.
1486
01:13:32,617 --> 01:13:34,420
Door, door, door. I got it.
1487
01:13:34,453 --> 01:13:35,754
(GRUNTS) Please,
I have a goldfish.
1488
01:13:35,788 --> 01:13:37,123
Look, I don't have long.
1489
01:13:37,156 --> 01:13:39,225
I just took you hostage,
so there are three badges on me.
1490
01:13:39,257 --> 01:13:41,127
GUY: Badges? Is that like a
Girl Scout thing? What is that?
1491
01:13:41,160 --> 01:13:42,361
MILLIE: There is something
inside you, Guy.
1492
01:13:42,395 --> 01:13:43,728
GUY: What? I don't want
anything inside of me.
1493
01:13:43,762 --> 01:13:45,231
MILLIE: They stuck you
in that bank and...
1494
01:13:45,263 --> 01:13:46,399
- expected you to just follow the rules...
- GUY: I love the bank.
1495
01:13:46,432 --> 01:13:47,567
...and do the same
thing every day.
1496
01:13:47,600 --> 01:13:48,634
You are so much
more than that.
1497
01:13:48,668 --> 01:13:49,768
I don't wanna be
more than that.
1498
01:13:49,802 --> 01:13:51,437
No, and I need you
to remember it.
1499
01:13:51,470 --> 01:13:53,705
Why have you been following me
and how do you know my name?
1500
01:13:53,738 --> 01:13:55,007
Put these on.
1501
01:13:55,041 --> 01:13:56,342
I don't have to do anything
that I don't wanna do.
1502
01:13:56,375 --> 01:13:58,743
True. The choice is totally yours.
(COCKS GUN)
1503
01:13:58,778 --> 01:14:00,580
Okay. Okay. Fine.
1504
01:14:00,613 --> 01:14:01,814
(GASPS)
1505
01:14:02,949 --> 01:14:04,282
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1506
01:14:05,351 --> 01:14:07,285
GUY: What is that?
1507
01:14:07,320 --> 01:14:09,322
What are these?
Trick glasses or something?
1508
01:14:09,355 --> 01:14:10,223
Listen carefully.
1509
01:14:10,256 --> 01:14:13,159
In 24 hours, this world,
everyone you know,
1510
01:14:13,192 --> 01:14:15,661
it's all gonna
disappear for good.
1511
01:14:15,695 --> 01:14:17,163
Can you please
just let me go?
1512
01:14:17,196 --> 01:14:18,831
I mean, I haven't really
even seen your face.
1513
01:14:18,864 --> 01:14:20,166
I mean, I've seen
the general area,
1514
01:14:20,199 --> 01:14:21,933
but I'm not really good
with descriptive words.
1515
01:14:21,968 --> 01:14:23,502
Not really good
with words in general.
1516
01:14:23,536 --> 01:14:24,570
(DISTANT SIREN WAILING)
1517
01:14:24,604 --> 01:14:26,239
- Screw it.
- What? Oh!
1518
01:14:27,939 --> 01:14:29,875
(GRENADE WHISTLES, EXPLODES)
1519
01:14:34,914 --> 01:14:36,782
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1520
01:14:49,362 --> 01:14:50,496
(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)
1521
01:15:04,277 --> 01:15:05,378
(SOFTLY) I remember.
1522
01:15:06,445 --> 01:15:08,414
Welcome back.
1523
01:15:08,447 --> 01:15:11,417
No. I remember everything.
1524
01:15:12,318 --> 01:15:13,919
Come with me.
1525
01:15:13,953 --> 01:15:17,189
I do this every day so much,
I'd forgotten why.
1526
01:15:20,493 --> 01:15:22,194
Do you see that?
1527
01:15:22,228 --> 01:15:23,796
Right there.
1528
01:15:24,297 --> 01:15:25,831
MILLIE: Oh, my God.
1529
01:15:27,033 --> 01:15:28,567
(EXCLAIMS) Oh, my God!
1530
01:15:28,601 --> 01:15:32,238
Antwan hid our original build past
the horizon, making it invisible...
1531
01:15:32,270 --> 01:15:35,441
but he forgot to scrub
the reflections.
1532
01:15:35,474 --> 01:15:38,311
It's still out there, Guy.
We just can't see it.
1533
01:15:38,344 --> 01:15:40,179
If we can get there,
that is the evidence we need.
1534
01:15:40,212 --> 01:15:43,281
You can't go past
the water line. I tried.
1535
01:15:43,316 --> 01:15:45,318
We need help.
1536
01:15:45,351 --> 01:15:47,420
KEYS: Antwan found a way
to hide it in plain sight
1537
01:15:47,453 --> 01:15:49,755
in the one place no one
can even get to.
1538
01:15:49,790 --> 01:15:51,090
(CONTINUES OVER PHONE)
I can't even believe
1539
01:15:51,123 --> 01:15:51,923
he's smart enough
to be this diabolical.
1540
01:15:51,957 --> 01:15:53,459
Keys, I need you to focus.
1541
01:15:53,492 --> 01:15:57,163
Okay. So, the reflection shows the
build past the southern horizon.
1542
01:15:57,196 --> 01:15:59,365
But the game physics won't
allow you past the beach.
1543
01:15:59,398 --> 01:16:02,101
But you think you can find a way
to get us past the collision mesh?
1544
01:16:02,134 --> 01:16:03,502
KEYS: We're gonna
need a bridge.
1545
01:16:03,536 --> 01:16:05,705
You just get to Hitman's Beach
and I'll figure out the rest.
1546
01:16:05,738 --> 01:16:07,106
And, Millie?
1547
01:16:07,506 --> 01:16:08,809
Be careful.
1548
01:16:08,841 --> 01:16:10,676
Antwan may be an asshole,
but he's not stupid.
1549
01:16:10,710 --> 01:16:13,646
He'll figure out what you're up to and
he'll throw everything he's got at you.
1550
01:16:13,679 --> 01:16:15,214
You're right.
1551
01:16:15,247 --> 01:16:18,117
(OVER SPEAKERS) Um, hi, Millie,
and other person I can't see...
1552
01:16:18,150 --> 01:16:19,685
well, I have an idea.
1553
01:16:19,719 --> 01:16:21,520
What if he has
nothing to throw?
1554
01:16:23,222 --> 01:16:26,125
GUY: Everyone! Gather around!
1555
01:16:26,158 --> 01:16:27,592
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
1556
01:16:27,626 --> 01:16:29,161
Thank you for coming.
1557
01:16:29,830 --> 01:16:31,297
Now, you know me, I'm Guy.
1558
01:16:31,330 --> 01:16:32,932
NPCS: Hi, Guy.
1559
01:16:33,466 --> 01:16:35,134
GUY: Hi.
1560
01:16:35,167 --> 01:16:38,170
What I'm about to say
may be hard to understand.
1561
01:16:38,904 --> 01:16:40,406
Really hard to understand.
1562
01:16:42,108 --> 01:16:45,411
But, are you sick
of living in the background?
1563
01:16:45,444 --> 01:16:46,611
(NPCS AGREEING)
1564
01:16:46,645 --> 01:16:48,481
Aren't you sick
of being shot at?
1565
01:16:48,514 --> 01:16:49,548
Enough.
1566
01:16:49,582 --> 01:16:51,117
- Taken hostage?
- No more.
1567
01:16:51,150 --> 01:16:52,485
- Run over?
- We done with that.
1568
01:16:52,518 --> 01:16:54,887
Robbed? Stabbed?
Used as a human shield?
1569
01:16:54,920 --> 01:16:56,522
(EXCITEDLY)
We are tired of being stabbed!
1570
01:16:56,555 --> 01:16:57,791
- Buddy!
- Sorry.
1571
01:16:57,824 --> 01:16:59,458
What are you
trying to say, Guy?
1572
01:16:59,492 --> 01:17:02,728
I'm tryin' to say that things in
this city don't have to be this way.
1573
01:17:02,762 --> 01:17:03,896
Things can be different.
1574
01:17:03,929 --> 01:17:05,164
Different how?
1575
01:17:05,197 --> 01:17:08,901
- For starters, you can put your arms down.
- Yeah.
1576
01:17:10,569 --> 01:17:13,406
- (GRUNTING)
- GUY: There you go. You got it. Yeah.
1577
01:17:13,439 --> 01:17:14,974
- Keep pushing. There you go.
- (CONTINUES GRUNTING)
1578
01:17:15,007 --> 01:17:16,041
GUY: Breathe through it.
There you go.
1579
01:17:16,075 --> 01:17:17,176
BANK MANAGER:
Do it. Do it. Do it.
1580
01:17:17,209 --> 01:17:18,812
HOSTAGE: No, not gonna happen.
Nope.
1581
01:17:18,845 --> 01:17:20,179
That feels unnatural.
1582
01:17:20,212 --> 01:17:22,481
I mean, what about when
someone runs in with a gun?
1583
01:17:22,515 --> 01:17:24,885
Having my arms up
is just a real time saver.
1584
01:17:24,918 --> 01:17:29,790
Except, what if the guy
with the gun doesn't come?
1585
01:17:29,823 --> 01:17:31,289
- OFFICER JOHNNY: What?
- OFFICER 2: What?
1586
01:17:31,323 --> 01:17:32,758
There's always
a guy with a gun.
1587
01:17:32,793 --> 01:17:34,660
So many guys with guns.
1588
01:17:34,693 --> 01:17:38,297
People, what if our world
doesn't have to be so scary?
1589
01:17:39,598 --> 01:17:41,267
What if we can change it?
1590
01:17:41,300 --> 01:17:46,505
Millie! How many times a day are
the banks robbed in your world?
1591
01:17:46,539 --> 01:17:47,740
Hardly ever, Guy.
1592
01:17:47,773 --> 01:17:49,941
- (NPCS EXCLAIMING)
- GUY: What about corpses, Millie?
1593
01:17:49,975 --> 01:17:51,076
- What?
- GUY: You see a lot of those?
1594
01:17:51,110 --> 01:17:52,678
How many an hour?
1595
01:17:52,711 --> 01:17:54,146
None per hour, Guy.
1596
01:17:54,180 --> 01:17:56,015
GUY: What about gun violence?
1597
01:17:56,048 --> 01:17:57,716
See a lot of gun violence
in your world?
1598
01:17:57,750 --> 01:18:01,287
Actually, that's a big problem, Guy.
(CHUCKLES) It's a massive problem.
1599
01:18:03,022 --> 01:18:04,123
I didn't see that coming.
1600
01:18:04,156 --> 01:18:06,492
It's true. It really sucks.
1601
01:18:06,525 --> 01:18:11,096
The point is, we don't have to
be spectators to our own lives.
1602
01:18:11,832 --> 01:18:13,632
We can be whatever we want.
1603
01:18:13,666 --> 01:18:15,401
We can't all be you, Guy.
1604
01:18:15,434 --> 01:18:16,635
That's not true.
1605
01:18:17,938 --> 01:18:21,273
What's inside of me
is inside of you, too.
1606
01:18:21,307 --> 01:18:22,541
NPCS: What?
1607
01:18:22,575 --> 01:18:25,244
GUY: It's inside of each and
every one of you. You're growing.
1608
01:18:25,277 --> 01:18:28,681
I need more in my life than drip coffee.
I want to make...
1609
01:18:28,714 --> 01:18:29,748
A cappuccino.
1610
01:18:29,783 --> 01:18:31,616
A goddamn difference
in the world.
1611
01:18:31,650 --> 01:18:32,885
Much, much better.
1612
01:18:32,919 --> 01:18:33,986
And a green tea boba.
1613
01:18:34,019 --> 01:18:35,789
- Holy shit!
- That's right!
1614
01:18:35,822 --> 01:18:37,255
- (NPCS CHEERING)
- You go, girl.
1615
01:18:37,289 --> 01:18:38,457
Oh, my God, you're amazing!
1616
01:18:38,491 --> 01:18:40,292
If I could just make it out
past that water...
1617
01:18:40,326 --> 01:18:42,428
there's a world out there
where we can be free.
1618
01:18:42,461 --> 01:18:44,563
Where we get to decide
who we wanna be.
1619
01:18:44,597 --> 01:18:47,166
Where we can matter.
But we have to fight for it.
1620
01:18:47,199 --> 01:18:49,068
We have to fight together.
1621
01:18:49,101 --> 01:18:51,203
NPCS: Yeah!
1622
01:18:51,237 --> 01:18:53,772
You guys have always done
what's expected of you.
1623
01:18:53,807 --> 01:18:55,474
But that shit ends today.
1624
01:18:55,508 --> 01:18:56,909
Yeah!
1625
01:18:56,943 --> 01:18:58,744
I don't even know
what's happening right now!
1626
01:18:58,778 --> 01:18:59,813
But I love it!
1627
01:18:59,846 --> 01:19:01,413
(NPCS CHEERING)
1628
01:19:01,447 --> 01:19:02,748
BUDDY: I love it!
1629
01:19:02,782 --> 01:19:03,850
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
1630
01:19:03,884 --> 01:19:05,050
I love it!
1631
01:19:05,084 --> 01:19:06,853
I love it, too!
Come on, guys, get in here!
1632
01:19:06,887 --> 01:19:10,022
Huddle up! Here's what we're gonna do!
Everyone in!
1633
01:19:10,055 --> 01:19:11,357
(INDISTINCT
EXCITED CHATTERING)
1634
01:19:16,161 --> 01:19:17,964
ROBBER: Everybody get
down on the ground!
1635
01:19:17,998 --> 01:19:19,365
(FIRING)
1636
01:19:23,003 --> 01:19:24,236
Hello?
1637
01:19:25,704 --> 01:19:27,640
Where the hell is everybody?
1638
01:19:28,507 --> 01:19:30,075
Hello?
1639
01:19:30,109 --> 01:19:31,544
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1640
01:19:40,419 --> 01:19:42,521
MAN: Where are all the NPCs?
1641
01:19:50,964 --> 01:19:54,000
LAZARBEAM: Look, I've been playing
Free City for, like, three years now.
1642
01:19:54,034 --> 01:19:56,201
I've never seen
anything like this.
1643
01:19:56,235 --> 01:19:59,705
Up until recently, I don't even know if
I'd have noticed a few NPCs going missing.
1644
01:19:59,738 --> 01:20:02,809
And I don't know if this is
just some whack Reddit theory...
1645
01:20:02,842 --> 01:20:06,846
but some people are saying that
Blue Shirt Guy isn't even a player.
1646
01:20:06,879 --> 01:20:09,748
- That he's actual AI.
- AI?
1647
01:20:09,783 --> 01:20:13,251
Actual AI. You know, alive.
1648
01:20:13,285 --> 01:20:15,588
It's why Blue Shirt Guy
is trending everywhere.
1649
01:20:15,620 --> 01:20:18,623
Antwan, if you're watching
this, please fix the game.
1650
01:20:18,657 --> 01:20:21,193
- And most of all, bring back Blue Shirt.
- ANTWAN: Oh, my God. My God!
1651
01:20:21,226 --> 01:20:22,695
JONATHAN: Antwan,
you should see this.
1652
01:20:24,798 --> 01:20:28,233
REVENJAMIN: And you, you tried to steal
it from me with that Molotov chick.
1653
01:20:28,266 --> 01:20:29,501
- GUY: Her name's Millie.
- REVENJAMIN: Who?
1654
01:20:29,535 --> 01:20:30,502
GUY: Millie.
1655
01:20:30,536 --> 01:20:33,606
ANTWAN: Got her. Got her!
Got you! Got you!
1656
01:20:33,639 --> 01:20:36,375
Mouser! Put him up on the screen.
Now. Put him up.
1657
01:20:36,408 --> 01:20:38,143
That's it. Come on, quicker.
1658
01:20:38,177 --> 01:20:39,813
Yes, there he is.
1659
01:20:39,846 --> 01:20:43,549
He's joyriding around Free City
with some player called Molotovgirl.
1660
01:20:44,216 --> 01:20:47,020
AKA Millie Rusk.
1661
01:20:47,053 --> 01:20:48,754
Millie Rusk? Isn't that
Keys' old partner?
1662
01:20:48,788 --> 01:20:49,990
ANTWAN: Yeah.
1663
01:20:50,023 --> 01:20:52,124
Also the one who's trying to hit
me with this bogus lawsuit...
1664
01:20:52,157 --> 01:20:54,693
'cause she's desperate
for a piece of Soonami Kwan.
1665
01:20:54,727 --> 01:20:56,128
Boot Molotovgirl now.
1666
01:20:56,161 --> 01:21:00,366
I'm trying. I'm trying as hard as I
can, but her account's spoofed.
1667
01:21:00,399 --> 01:21:01,667
This woman is exceptional.
1668
01:21:01,700 --> 01:21:03,135
Then kill her in the game.
1669
01:21:03,168 --> 01:21:05,839
"What?" Yes,
I said that. Kill her.
1670
01:21:05,872 --> 01:21:09,642
Throw everything at them,
all right? Five badges, G.
1671
01:21:09,675 --> 01:21:11,310
Yeah, just one problem.
1672
01:21:11,343 --> 01:21:12,846
We don't have anything.
1673
01:21:12,879 --> 01:21:14,047
Whatchu talking about, Willis?
1674
01:21:14,080 --> 01:21:15,581
We don't have any defenses.
1675
01:21:15,614 --> 01:21:19,184
We don't have police,
military, no nothing.
1676
01:21:19,218 --> 01:21:20,954
It's what I've been
trying to tell you.
1677
01:21:20,987 --> 01:21:24,690
It's like every
NPC went on strike.
1678
01:21:24,723 --> 01:21:26,191
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
1679
01:21:26,225 --> 01:21:28,727
Got a tall, half-caf,
double foam oat milk,
1680
01:21:28,761 --> 01:21:30,262
matcha latte with cinnamon!
1681
01:21:30,295 --> 01:21:31,798
- That's me.
- Hey.
1682
01:21:31,831 --> 01:21:33,265
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
1683
01:21:33,298 --> 01:21:34,366
OFFICER JOHNNY: Cheers.
1684
01:21:34,400 --> 01:21:35,935
- (ENGINE REVVING)
- (NPCS CHEERING)
1685
01:21:37,103 --> 01:21:38,838
Go get 'em, Guy!
1686
01:21:40,406 --> 01:21:42,675
It's like a digital walkout.
1687
01:21:43,076 --> 01:21:44,778
No, it's not.
1688
01:21:44,811 --> 01:21:46,846
They're doing this on purpose,
it's part of their plan.
1689
01:21:46,879 --> 01:21:49,214
You know what we're gonna do?
We're gonna kill them in the game.
1690
01:21:49,248 --> 01:21:51,283
Turn off respawn,
kill them dead, now.
1691
01:21:51,316 --> 01:21:53,886
But that means any players
who die will be done for good.
1692
01:21:53,920 --> 01:21:55,354
They'll freak out.
1693
01:21:57,356 --> 01:21:59,725
(WHISPERING) I don't care.
1694
01:21:59,758 --> 01:22:04,329
Sir? Sir, just to be clear,
are you telling me that it's go time?
1695
01:22:04,363 --> 01:22:05,464
Are you looking
for some sort of banter thing
1696
01:22:05,497 --> 01:22:06,632
'cause you think
we're friends now...
1697
01:22:06,665 --> 01:22:08,200
and we're in some sort
of gang together?
1698
01:22:08,233 --> 01:22:10,268
Yes. Yes, that's exactly
what I'm looking for.
1699
01:22:10,302 --> 01:22:11,336
Cool, we're a team.
1700
01:22:11,370 --> 01:22:12,404
We should come up
1701
01:22:12,438 --> 01:22:13,605
- with a catchphrase, okay?
- All right.
1702
01:22:13,639 --> 01:22:15,374
- On three. One, two, three...
- One, two, three...
1703
01:22:15,407 --> 01:22:17,509
(SHOUTING) Get back to work!
1704
01:22:18,111 --> 01:22:19,611
Someone find me Keys!
1705
01:22:19,645 --> 01:22:21,613
- (ENGINE REVVING)
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
1706
01:22:22,915 --> 01:22:23,983
(GUY WHOOPS)
1707
01:22:24,017 --> 01:22:26,853
All right, people, you heard him.
It's go time!
1708
01:22:26,886 --> 01:22:28,554
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC RISING)
1709
01:22:31,490 --> 01:22:33,793
Okay, that's not good.
1710
01:22:33,827 --> 01:22:35,161
(RUMBLING)
1711
01:22:35,195 --> 01:22:37,130
He knows where we're going.
1712
01:22:37,163 --> 01:22:38,430
(SHATTERING)
1713
01:22:42,869 --> 01:22:45,138
MOUSER: All right, I got him.
I got him. Don't worry.
1714
01:22:45,171 --> 01:22:47,006
Want some four wheels
to the face?
1715
01:22:47,040 --> 01:22:48,574
Take that. Boom!
1716
01:22:48,607 --> 01:22:49,775
(GRUNTS)
1717
01:22:49,809 --> 01:22:50,844
(CRASHING)
1718
01:22:51,778 --> 01:22:54,646
Rabbit's coming for you.
Apex predator.
1719
01:22:56,149 --> 01:22:57,349
GUY: Whoa!
1720
01:22:58,217 --> 01:22:59,853
(CARS CRASHING)
1721
01:23:05,290 --> 01:23:06,960
Here we go.
Y'all watching this?
1722
01:23:06,993 --> 01:23:08,260
I'm about to end this fool.
1723
01:23:08,293 --> 01:23:10,362
- (ENGINE REVVING)
- (RUMBLING)
1724
01:23:10,395 --> 01:23:12,765
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
Come on, come on, come on.
1725
01:23:12,799 --> 01:23:14,901
Keys, if you're there,
a little help, please.
1726
01:23:14,934 --> 01:23:16,601
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1727
01:23:18,704 --> 01:23:20,773
- (RUMBLING)
- (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING)
1728
01:23:23,342 --> 01:23:24,676
(ENGINE RACING)
1729
01:23:24,710 --> 01:23:25,979
(GUY GRUNTS)
1730
01:23:26,012 --> 01:23:30,216
(SHOUTS) God! Okay, who did that?
Who is doing that?
1731
01:23:30,249 --> 01:23:34,220
Don't play with me! Seriously!
I'm under way too much pressure!
1732
01:23:34,254 --> 01:23:36,288
(RUMBLING, CRASHING)
1733
01:23:38,792 --> 01:23:39,793
Come on!
1734
01:23:43,896 --> 01:23:44,998
Go, go, go!
1735
01:23:57,543 --> 01:23:58,610
(SIGHS)
1736
01:24:00,612 --> 01:24:02,849
I just checked with security.
Keys hasn't left the building.
1737
01:24:02,882 --> 01:24:04,184
Oh, sounds like you've
done everything possible.
1738
01:24:04,217 --> 01:24:05,317
Time to give up?
You wanna give up?
1739
01:24:05,350 --> 01:24:06,318
No, I'm sensing you
want me to keep looking.
1740
01:24:06,351 --> 01:24:07,586
- Go.
- I'll be back.
1741
01:24:07,619 --> 01:24:10,622
I have no idea where
these fools are running to.
1742
01:24:10,656 --> 01:24:14,227
I do. Southern shore.
Hitman's Beach.
1743
01:24:14,260 --> 01:24:16,628
MOUSER: Well, that's stupid.
There's nothing out there but water.
1744
01:24:16,662 --> 01:24:19,531
Game physics won't even let
you get past the shoreline.
1745
01:24:21,134 --> 01:24:23,335
Unless there is
something out there.
1746
01:24:24,369 --> 01:24:26,338
Antwan, is there
something there?
1747
01:24:27,539 --> 01:24:29,775
Screw it. Art nerds.
1748
01:24:29,809 --> 01:24:31,144
Time for Dude.
1749
01:24:31,177 --> 01:24:32,312
We're still working on him.
1750
01:24:32,344 --> 01:24:34,746
I worked on him myself.
He's perfect.
1751
01:24:34,781 --> 01:24:36,850
Drop in Dude now.
1752
01:24:36,883 --> 01:24:38,650
Just do it. He's got,
like, half a brain...
1753
01:24:38,684 --> 01:24:42,055
he's barely written,
but sure, start the upload.
1754
01:24:49,594 --> 01:24:50,762
GUY: What are we
supposed to do now?
1755
01:24:50,797 --> 01:24:54,000
MILLIE: Now Keys
finds us a bridge.
1756
01:24:54,033 --> 01:24:57,103
ANTWAN: Come to collect those
knives you stabbed in my back, bro?
1757
01:24:58,805 --> 01:25:00,672
You've been helping Millie
Rusk this whole time.
1758
01:25:00,706 --> 01:25:02,275
She's looking for your build.
1759
01:25:02,308 --> 01:25:04,077
What build, Antwan?
1760
01:25:04,110 --> 01:25:05,845
It's not like you used
our code anyway, right?
1761
01:25:05,878 --> 01:25:07,246
And if you didn't
use our code...
1762
01:25:07,280 --> 01:25:10,549
then how can our original
build be in the game, right?
1763
01:25:10,582 --> 01:25:12,684
Or am I missing something?
1764
01:25:14,386 --> 01:25:15,587
Leave us.
1765
01:25:18,858 --> 01:25:22,527
Okay, Keys,
let's have a real talk.
1766
01:25:22,561 --> 01:25:25,464
If I'd put out your dumb game,
it would have bombed.
1767
01:25:25,497 --> 01:25:26,933
Antwan, you don't know
it would've failed.
1768
01:25:26,966 --> 01:25:28,134
Yeah, I do know.
1769
01:25:28,167 --> 01:25:31,004
I looked at the numbers,
the tracking, the focus groups.
1770
01:25:31,037 --> 01:25:34,841
Has it ever occurred to you that
some things matter more than numbers?
1771
01:25:34,874 --> 01:25:37,509
What matters more
than numbers? Money?
1772
01:25:37,542 --> 01:25:40,380
Yo, news flash, bro,
money is still numbers.
1773
01:25:40,412 --> 01:25:41,981
Nothing matters
more than numbers!
1774
01:25:42,015 --> 01:25:43,415
You should be thanking me!
1775
01:25:43,448 --> 01:25:44,716
I should be thanking you?
1776
01:25:44,750 --> 01:25:46,886
What about the profits
that you got from our work?
1777
01:25:46,920 --> 01:25:49,055
You chose your side,
little Padawan.
1778
01:25:49,088 --> 01:25:52,959
And now, it's time for you to take
your place next to the Emperor.
1779
01:25:52,992 --> 01:25:53,993
You get me, bro?
1780
01:25:54,861 --> 01:25:58,197
Yeah, I get you...
bro. (CHUCKLES)
1781
01:25:58,231 --> 01:26:00,766
Which leads me to this.
1782
01:26:01,334 --> 01:26:03,069
(ELECTRICAL WHIRRING)
1783
01:26:15,982 --> 01:26:17,183
Thanks, Keys.
1784
01:26:21,720 --> 01:26:23,890
What the hell was that?
1785
01:26:23,923 --> 01:26:26,625
Hey, Antwan,
things are getting hectic.
1786
01:26:29,661 --> 01:26:32,531
ANTWAN: Oh, I thought you were
smarter than this, Keys.
1787
01:26:32,564 --> 01:26:34,766
You're obviously fired,
you know that.
1788
01:26:34,801 --> 01:26:38,037
And you, what is she still
doing in the game, man?
1789
01:26:38,071 --> 01:26:38,972
Boot everyone.
1790
01:26:39,005 --> 01:26:41,374
Hold up. You want me
to boot all the players?
1791
01:26:41,407 --> 01:26:43,309
Boot them out
of the game, now!
1792
01:26:43,343 --> 01:26:45,078
Cancel every player account!
1793
01:26:45,111 --> 01:26:46,779
And where the hell is Dude?
1794
01:26:46,813 --> 01:26:49,782
Security! Kick this punk out.
1795
01:26:55,520 --> 01:26:56,621
- Guy!
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
1796
01:26:56,655 --> 01:26:58,523
- Millie!
- They're taking me out.
1797
01:26:58,557 --> 01:26:59,993
What's happening?
1798
01:27:00,026 --> 01:27:00,960
(VOICE GLITCHING) It's on you now.
Everybody's watching.
1799
01:27:00,994 --> 01:27:02,028
You gotta keep going.
1800
01:27:02,061 --> 01:27:04,563
Wait, wait, wait!
Will I see you again?
1801
01:27:04,596 --> 01:27:06,232
You will if you make it
across that bridge.
1802
01:27:06,264 --> 01:27:08,533
Show the whole world our build.
That's the proof.
1803
01:27:08,567 --> 01:27:11,037
You do that, Antwan is done.
1804
01:27:11,070 --> 01:27:12,071
I'll make it.
1805
01:27:14,740 --> 01:27:16,075
(GROANS)
1806
01:27:16,109 --> 01:27:17,176
I'll make it.
1807
01:27:18,311 --> 01:27:19,511
What the hell?
1808
01:27:21,147 --> 01:27:22,748
What's going on?
1809
01:27:46,506 --> 01:27:47,773
(SIGHS)
1810
01:27:51,310 --> 01:27:53,312
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1811
01:27:53,346 --> 01:27:55,181
(MAN SHOUTS IN MANDARIN)
1812
01:28:02,188 --> 01:28:06,625
All right, let's all remember this
moment, before we were fired.
1813
01:28:07,260 --> 01:28:08,428
Oh!
(GRUNTS)
1814
01:28:08,461 --> 01:28:09,862
(GROANS) Wow.
1815
01:28:14,934 --> 01:28:16,102
Catchphrase.
1816
01:28:16,135 --> 01:28:17,769
MOUSER: Catchphrase?
1817
01:28:17,804 --> 01:28:19,338
What? I haven't had time
to think one up yet.
1818
01:28:19,372 --> 01:28:23,176
Although "catchphrase" as a catchphrase
is a pretty cool catchphrase.
1819
01:28:24,177 --> 01:28:25,278
(DUDE GRUNTS)
1820
01:28:27,346 --> 01:28:28,713
(GRUNTS) Whoa.
1821
01:28:29,748 --> 01:28:32,919
Get up, Guy. Get up.
1822
01:28:33,186 --> 01:28:34,252
(GROANS)
1823
01:28:45,431 --> 01:28:47,300
Oh, no, no, no.
1824
01:28:49,569 --> 01:28:51,571
(SCOOTER HORN BEEPS)
1825
01:28:51,603 --> 01:28:54,874
Guy, I came to save you.
(CHUCKLING IN AWE)
1826
01:28:56,775 --> 01:28:59,145
- Who is this?
- I don't know.
1827
01:28:59,178 --> 01:29:00,346
He's glorious.
1828
01:29:00,980 --> 01:29:01,914
(CHUCKLES)
1829
01:29:01,948 --> 01:29:03,449
I mean, he's just like you...
1830
01:29:03,483 --> 01:29:05,017
but way better.
1831
01:29:05,518 --> 01:29:06,618
(CHUCKLES)
1832
01:29:06,650 --> 01:29:08,955
Way, way better.
1833
01:29:08,988 --> 01:29:10,857
- Thank you.
- No, that's not a compliment.
1834
01:29:10,890 --> 01:29:12,258
I wouldn't touch him
if I were you, Buddy.
1835
01:29:12,290 --> 01:29:13,758
What do you mean you don't
think I should touch him?
1836
01:29:13,793 --> 01:29:15,361
You don't mind this, do you?
1837
01:29:15,394 --> 01:29:17,330
'Cause I'm your buddy, too.
1838
01:29:17,363 --> 01:29:19,731
(SCATTING)
1839
01:29:21,033 --> 01:29:23,469
Yeah, I think he's
gonna... hit you.
1840
01:29:23,503 --> 01:29:24,570
He punches so hard.
1841
01:29:24,604 --> 01:29:25,704
But yet his hands are so soft.
1842
01:29:25,737 --> 01:29:27,140
- Be strong.
- Okay, bye.
1843
01:29:27,173 --> 01:29:29,408
Hey, it's like I'm a feather to him.
(LAUGHING)
1844
01:29:29,442 --> 01:29:31,077
- (DUDE GRUNTS)
- BUDDY: Whee!
1845
01:29:31,110 --> 01:29:32,478
Ha-ha! (GROANS)
1846
01:29:32,512 --> 01:29:34,013
(DUDE GRUNTING)
1847
01:29:35,548 --> 01:29:36,883
KEITH: Oh...
1848
01:29:38,750 --> 01:29:39,951
(INHALES SHARPLY)
1849
01:29:40,419 --> 01:29:42,788
No, no, no! No!
1850
01:29:42,822 --> 01:29:45,657
Get up, Guy, get up!
1851
01:29:46,325 --> 01:29:47,692
Playtime's over. Catchphrase.
1852
01:29:47,726 --> 01:29:48,928
I don't know
what that means.
1853
01:29:51,531 --> 01:29:53,099
Come on, man. Get up!
1854
01:29:53,132 --> 01:29:54,133
Get up.
1855
01:29:55,234 --> 01:29:58,004
There are three things
I love in life.
1856
01:29:58,037 --> 01:30:02,808
Kickin' ass, TBD,
third thing here.
1857
01:30:04,676 --> 01:30:06,179
(BOTH GRUNT)
1858
01:30:06,812 --> 01:30:08,981
- Oof! Oh, shit!
- (GROANING)
1859
01:30:10,682 --> 01:30:12,351
ANTWAN: Activate death blow.
1860
01:30:12,385 --> 01:30:13,386
Bye, Guy.
1861
01:30:16,155 --> 01:30:17,990
(EXHALING SHARPLY)
1862
01:30:18,024 --> 01:30:20,126
Oh, shit, that's a death blow.
1863
01:30:22,260 --> 01:30:23,095
Get up!
1864
01:30:23,129 --> 01:30:25,898
Mom, he's coming in
with a death blow!
1865
01:30:28,801 --> 01:30:29,969
Get up, Guy.
1866
01:30:32,805 --> 01:30:33,839
(DUDE GRUNTS)
1867
01:30:33,873 --> 01:30:35,975
(HEROIC MUSIC PLAYS)
1868
01:30:36,008 --> 01:30:37,076
Oh.
1869
01:30:39,078 --> 01:30:40,913
What the shit?
1870
01:30:41,647 --> 01:30:43,382
(GASPS DRAMATICALLY)
1871
01:30:46,152 --> 01:30:47,153
(DUDE GRUNTS)
1872
01:30:48,354 --> 01:30:49,754
That was dope.
1873
01:30:54,327 --> 01:30:55,895
(AIR HORN TOOTS)
1874
01:30:57,296 --> 01:30:58,730
(YELLS)
1875
01:31:05,805 --> 01:31:07,506
- Hold on. Is that...
- That's a...
1876
01:31:07,540 --> 01:31:10,742
Yes! That's a
lightsaber, Dude.
1877
01:31:10,775 --> 01:31:12,311
Mm-hmm.
1878
01:31:12,345 --> 01:31:13,779
(GUY GRUNTS)
1879
01:31:16,983 --> 01:31:19,118
- Is that a lightsaber?
- It is.
1880
01:31:20,920 --> 01:31:22,388
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1881
01:31:26,859 --> 01:31:28,394
(DUDE GRUNTS)
1882
01:31:35,767 --> 01:31:38,070
(DUDE YELPING)
1883
01:31:46,846 --> 01:31:48,447
(BOTH GRUNT)
1884
01:31:49,815 --> 01:31:51,384
(GROANING)
1885
01:31:51,417 --> 01:31:52,451
(GRUNTS)
1886
01:31:52,485 --> 01:31:53,919
(GRUNTING)
1887
01:31:55,021 --> 01:31:56,022
Oh!
1888
01:32:02,428 --> 01:32:03,529
Guy!
1889
01:32:05,431 --> 01:32:06,932
- (GUY GRUNTS)
- Yes!
1890
01:32:06,966 --> 01:32:09,769
Yes! That's right.
Get up, Guy. Come on.
1891
01:32:09,802 --> 01:32:11,537
(STRAINED GRUNTING)
1892
01:32:13,439 --> 01:32:15,007
(GRUNTING)
1893
01:32:15,808 --> 01:32:17,376
(STRAINING)
1894
01:32:18,744 --> 01:32:20,913
(DUDE CONTINUES GRUNTING)
1895
01:32:26,352 --> 01:32:27,687
- (GASPS)
- (GUY GRUNTS)
1896
01:32:27,720 --> 01:32:29,588
(BOTH GASPING)
1897
01:32:30,489 --> 01:32:31,490
GUY: There you go.
1898
01:32:32,224 --> 01:32:34,293
Do you see them
all now? Yeah?
1899
01:32:34,327 --> 01:32:35,661
- Uh-huh.
- GUY: Yeah?
1900
01:32:35,695 --> 01:32:38,564
Yeah, shiny things everywhere.
1901
01:32:39,899 --> 01:32:41,634
Yeah, there you go. Go get it.
1902
01:32:41,667 --> 01:32:43,736
Just lots of little snacks.
1903
01:32:43,769 --> 01:32:45,338
(UPBEAT POP ROCK SONG PLAYING)
1904
01:32:45,371 --> 01:32:47,006
(DUDE CHUCKLING)
1905
01:32:47,039 --> 01:32:50,743
Yeah, not a dancer. No.
1906
01:32:50,776 --> 01:32:52,578
Run free, better me.
1907
01:32:53,814 --> 01:32:55,247
Let's go.
1908
01:32:55,281 --> 01:32:56,749
Where are we going?
1909
01:32:56,783 --> 01:32:58,785
We can't let them
get across that bridge.
1910
01:32:58,819 --> 01:33:00,553
You wanna finish
this out with me?
1911
01:33:00,585 --> 01:33:03,790
Look, I don't even know what's going
on, but hell yes, I'm with you.
1912
01:33:03,824 --> 01:33:05,558
Ha-ha!
1913
01:33:05,590 --> 01:33:07,360
Let's go!
1914
01:33:22,708 --> 01:33:24,009
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
1915
01:33:32,451 --> 01:33:33,753
Antwan, come on, man.
1916
01:33:33,787 --> 01:33:36,254
What are we doing here?
1917
01:33:37,189 --> 01:33:38,891
Where are the servers
to Free City 1?
1918
01:33:38,924 --> 01:33:42,061
No. Antwan,
what the hell are you doing?
1919
01:33:42,094 --> 01:33:45,799
If they get past that horizon to the
build, I lose everything!
1920
01:33:45,832 --> 01:33:47,233
Wait, so you did
steal their code.
1921
01:33:47,265 --> 01:33:49,803
ANTWAN: Welcome to
the conversation, genius.
1922
01:33:49,836 --> 01:33:51,504
Now, where are
those servers?
1923
01:33:51,537 --> 01:33:53,072
It's all of these, but hold on.
I'm trying to wrap my head around this.
1924
01:33:53,105 --> 01:33:54,540
All these? This one?
Right, this one?
1925
01:33:54,573 --> 01:33:55,941
Yeah. How did you...
1926
01:33:57,743 --> 01:33:59,612
(ELECTRICAL WHINING)
1927
01:34:02,348 --> 01:34:03,349
Run.
1928
01:34:06,218 --> 01:34:07,453
(GRUNTING)
1929
01:34:08,187 --> 01:34:09,188
Antwan!
1930
01:34:16,395 --> 01:34:18,297
(ALL SCREAMING)
1931
01:34:19,498 --> 01:34:20,533
Stop!
1932
01:34:20,566 --> 01:34:22,268
(ALL WHIMPERING)
1933
01:34:23,536 --> 01:34:24,838
Officer Johnny!
1934
01:34:24,871 --> 01:34:26,272
- Come on!
- Come on!
1935
01:34:29,341 --> 01:34:32,011
Which server has the ocean
and the rest of the bridge?
1936
01:34:32,044 --> 01:34:33,112
I'm not gonna tell you.
1937
01:34:33,145 --> 01:34:34,213
You're just
gonna destroy it.
1938
01:34:34,246 --> 01:34:35,748
Yeah. 'Cause it's my game.
1939
01:34:35,782 --> 01:34:39,084
Except it's not.
It's Keys' game.
1940
01:34:39,118 --> 01:34:40,821
You didn't do shit.
1941
01:34:40,854 --> 01:34:43,989
And guess what?
Keys is my boy.
1942
01:34:44,390 --> 01:34:45,458
Security!
1943
01:34:45,491 --> 01:34:48,929
Please escort this former
employee off the premises.
1944
01:34:48,961 --> 01:34:50,996
He can call you
by your real name.
1945
01:34:51,030 --> 01:34:52,231
(GRUNTING)
1946
01:35:08,747 --> 01:35:10,082
(BUDDY GASPS)
1947
01:35:10,416 --> 01:35:12,017
Guy!
1948
01:35:12,051 --> 01:35:13,954
- Buddy! Buddy!
- No, no! Keep going!
1949
01:35:13,986 --> 01:35:15,956
Go without me!
1950
01:35:15,988 --> 01:35:18,224
I've been scared
my whole damn life.
1951
01:35:19,725 --> 01:35:21,660
But I'm not scared anymore.
1952
01:35:24,831 --> 01:35:26,165
I'm sorry.
1953
01:35:26,765 --> 01:35:28,167
I'm not.
1954
01:35:30,903 --> 01:35:33,038
It's been the
best day of my life.
1955
01:35:33,672 --> 01:35:35,508
You get to that build.
1956
01:35:36,877 --> 01:35:38,444
You show 'em we matter.
1957
01:35:44,149 --> 01:35:48,855
That security guard right
there was a goddamn hero.
1958
01:35:48,889 --> 01:35:50,756
(SLOW VERSION
OF FANTASY PLAYING)
1959
01:36:00,065 --> 01:36:01,734
(ALL SCREAMING)
1960
01:36:05,538 --> 01:36:06,705
(CONTINUES GRUNTING)
1961
01:36:38,939 --> 01:36:40,272
(SONG FADES)
1962
01:37:02,996 --> 01:37:05,497
(SONG RESUMES)
1963
01:37:05,531 --> 01:37:07,333
(ALL CHEERING)
1964
01:37:28,855 --> 01:37:31,891
You did it! (GRUNTS, CHEERS)
1965
01:37:40,165 --> 01:37:41,935
Yes! Yes!
1966
01:37:41,968 --> 01:37:44,436
Suck it, Antwan! Whoo!
1967
01:37:45,872 --> 01:37:47,439
Antwan, stop!
1968
01:37:48,108 --> 01:37:49,508
It's over.
1969
01:37:51,710 --> 01:37:53,312
He made it.
1970
01:37:53,345 --> 01:37:57,316
Got your game's original build
out there for everyone to see.
1971
01:37:57,349 --> 01:37:59,218
Probably win
your lawsuit, huh?
1972
01:37:59,786 --> 01:38:00,887
Looks likely.
1973
01:38:00,920 --> 01:38:02,388
Cool.
1974
01:38:02,421 --> 01:38:06,291
And here's the thing, bro.
Here's the thing.
1975
01:38:06,325 --> 01:38:09,062
Right here, I got
everything you care about.
1976
01:38:09,095 --> 01:38:13,298
The sliver that's left of Free City,
all your little background friends...
1977
01:38:13,332 --> 01:38:15,768
including your
digital boyfriend.
1978
01:38:16,635 --> 01:38:18,570
Last server.
1979
01:38:18,603 --> 01:38:23,876
Look, I just want the world that
I built and the people in it.
1980
01:38:23,910 --> 01:38:25,544
What's in it for Antwan?
1981
01:38:25,577 --> 01:38:26,780
Everything else.
1982
01:38:26,813 --> 01:38:28,613
Meaning? Pretend I'm dumb.
1983
01:38:28,647 --> 01:38:31,084
You have the rights to our
code, keep all the profits...
1984
01:38:31,117 --> 01:38:33,218
just give me
what's left of Free City.
1985
01:38:33,251 --> 01:38:35,253
Let me build my
own world from there.
1986
01:38:35,287 --> 01:38:39,125
What about Free City 2?Free City 3?
1987
01:38:39,159 --> 01:38:40,659
And all pursuant spin-offs?
1988
01:38:40,693 --> 01:38:43,762
All yours.
Just put down the axe.
1989
01:38:43,797 --> 01:38:46,432
You know that this is, like,
the dumbest deal
1990
01:38:46,465 --> 01:38:48,901
in the history of
dumb deals, right?
1991
01:38:48,935 --> 01:38:51,336
I mean, you're talking about
giving up millions of dollars.
1992
01:38:51,370 --> 01:38:53,439
Why would anyone do that?
1993
01:38:53,472 --> 01:38:55,842
'Cause Keys and I
made something great.
1994
01:38:57,877 --> 01:39:00,980
And I don't need money or
fame to prove that to myself.
1995
01:39:01,014 --> 01:39:03,950
I'm done playing
your game, Antwan.
1996
01:39:06,186 --> 01:39:08,487
It's time I played mine.
1997
01:39:09,621 --> 01:39:10,857
Deal?
1998
01:39:19,899 --> 01:39:22,202
LARA: Popping today
and not in a good way.
1999
01:39:22,267 --> 01:39:24,737
Sales for Free City 2
continue to slip...
2000
01:39:24,770 --> 01:39:29,175
with numerous reports of bugs in
the code and lagging online play.
2001
01:39:29,210 --> 01:39:31,543
Embattled Soonami game founder
Antwan Hovachelik
2002
01:39:31,577 --> 01:39:32,979
finds himself
in the crosshairs.
2003
01:39:33,012 --> 01:39:34,379
Crosshairs.
2004
01:39:34,413 --> 01:39:36,215
He's in the crosshairs and embattled.
(CHUCKLES)
2005
01:39:36,248 --> 01:39:37,649
We're too busy to gloat.
2006
01:39:37,683 --> 01:39:39,551
- I'm a victim! I'm a victim!
- (KEYS AND MILLIE LAUGH)
2007
01:39:39,584 --> 01:39:41,487
Speaking of busy,
we just doubled
2008
01:39:41,520 --> 01:39:43,756
the amount of unique
visitors we can handle.
2009
01:39:43,790 --> 01:39:44,690
It's amazing.
2010
01:39:44,723 --> 01:39:46,391
Who'd have thought
that so many people...
2011
01:39:46,425 --> 01:39:49,461
would just wanna watch video game
characters instead of shoot at them?
2012
01:39:49,929 --> 01:39:51,030
BOTH: Hmm...
2013
01:39:51,898 --> 01:39:52,966
Oh, yeah, we did.
2014
01:39:52,999 --> 01:39:54,767
Yeah. (LAUGHING)
2015
01:39:55,802 --> 01:39:58,737
You know,
you're pretty cute when you brag.
2016
01:39:58,771 --> 01:39:59,839
ANTWAN: Antwan out!
2017
01:39:59,873 --> 01:40:01,606
LARA: Meanwhile,the game Free Life
2018
01:40:01,640 --> 01:40:04,110
is quickly becoming
the little indie that could.
2019
01:40:04,144 --> 01:40:07,546
Players are swarming to this
observational, fishbowl game...
2020
01:40:07,579 --> 01:40:10,817
where they interact peacefully with
the one and only Blue Shirt Guy...
2021
01:40:10,850 --> 01:40:14,120
and is now no longer in the
background, a digital friend.
2022
01:40:14,154 --> 01:40:15,354
Uh, hey, Mills...
2023
01:40:17,523 --> 01:40:19,959
Do you wanna come
grab a coffee with me?
2024
01:40:19,993 --> 01:40:22,494
Actually, I'm gonna jump
back into the game.
2025
01:40:24,164 --> 01:40:26,532
- Oh.
- (WHISPERS) Coffee?
2026
01:40:26,565 --> 01:40:29,002
Okay. Yeah. Sounds good.
2027
01:40:29,035 --> 01:40:30,602
I'll just, uh, grab you one.
2028
01:40:31,104 --> 01:40:32,205
Oh, Keys, uh...
2029
01:40:32,238 --> 01:40:33,940
I know, medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.
2030
01:40:33,973 --> 01:40:35,008
Yeah.
2031
01:40:45,218 --> 01:40:47,619
GUY: Hi, Randy. Milton.
2032
01:40:50,023 --> 01:40:51,757
MILLIE: Hmm.
2033
01:40:51,791 --> 01:40:53,458
GUY: I was wondering
when I'd see you again.
2034
01:40:53,492 --> 01:40:54,726
(MILLIE CHUCKLES)
2035
01:40:54,760 --> 01:40:57,230
MILLIE: Yeah, life has
been pretty crazy lately.
2036
01:40:57,263 --> 01:40:58,497
You should see it in here.
2037
01:40:58,530 --> 01:41:00,900
We're talkin' free
bubble gum ice cream for life.
2038
01:41:00,934 --> 01:41:02,701
Wow. (CHUCKLES)
2039
01:41:05,104 --> 01:41:06,105
GUY: Hey, guys.
2040
01:41:16,149 --> 01:41:18,117
Look, Guy...
2041
01:41:18,151 --> 01:41:20,485
Wow, this is harder
than I thought.
2042
01:41:21,087 --> 01:41:22,822
Then let me do it for you.
2043
01:41:23,655 --> 01:41:25,091
Guy...
2044
01:41:27,759 --> 01:41:31,097
you are dreamy.
2045
01:41:31,130 --> 01:41:32,597
(CHUCKLES)
2046
01:41:32,631 --> 01:41:37,203
Your taste in blue shirts and
five-octave musical superstars...
2047
01:41:37,236 --> 01:41:41,506
it's deeply, deeply
attractive to me.
2048
01:41:41,540 --> 01:41:44,077
But I can't keep spending
all my time with you.
2049
01:41:44,110 --> 01:41:49,448
I created this world,
but I can't live my life in it.
2050
01:41:53,987 --> 01:41:56,555
See? Was that so hard?
2051
01:41:57,422 --> 01:41:59,491
So, what are you gonna do?
2052
01:42:00,293 --> 01:42:02,996
Anything I want.
Thanks to you.
2053
01:42:04,297 --> 01:42:06,032
I'm not stuck
in a loop anymore.
2054
01:42:06,065 --> 01:42:07,666
Neither are you.
2055
01:42:09,969 --> 01:42:12,638
I love you, Millie.
2056
01:42:12,671 --> 01:42:16,109
Maybe that is my programming
talking, but guess what?
2057
01:42:17,409 --> 01:42:19,779
Someone wrote that program.
2058
01:42:21,747 --> 01:42:23,983
I'm just a love letter to you.
2059
01:42:24,817 --> 01:42:27,552
Somewhere out there
is the author.
2060
01:42:28,888 --> 01:42:30,123
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
2061
01:42:34,260 --> 01:42:35,295
(GASPS)
2062
01:42:35,328 --> 01:42:36,628
(GASPS)
2063
01:42:38,463 --> 01:42:39,832
(TYPING)
2064
01:42:45,271 --> 01:42:49,175
You brought him to life.
You brought him to life.
2065
01:42:49,208 --> 01:42:51,476
And he was alive because
he met the one person
2066
01:42:51,510 --> 01:42:53,246
he'd been waiting for
his whole life.
2067
01:42:53,279 --> 01:42:56,648
And I had to make it
realistic, so...
2068
01:42:57,649 --> 01:42:59,718
I based it off of...
2069
01:43:01,354 --> 01:43:02,554
you.
2070
01:43:04,489 --> 01:43:06,625
The woman of his dreams...
2071
01:43:09,262 --> 01:43:10,964
she was the same as mine.
2072
01:43:10,997 --> 01:43:14,533
So she liked bubble gum
ice cream and swing sets...
2073
01:43:14,566 --> 01:43:18,537
and she had this very cute
but oddly specific habit...
2074
01:43:18,570 --> 01:43:22,008
of always humming this
classic Mariah Carey track.
2075
01:43:22,041 --> 01:43:25,477
Like, all the time,
she would... repeat.
2076
01:43:28,480 --> 01:43:29,681
Finally!
2077
01:43:36,322 --> 01:43:37,522
Keys!
2078
01:43:45,497 --> 01:43:47,233
What are you...
2079
01:44:23,136 --> 01:44:24,569
(PEGASUS WHINNIES)
2080
01:44:28,174 --> 01:44:30,043
You okay, little guy Guy?
2081
01:44:30,076 --> 01:44:31,811
You seem adjective.
2082
01:44:31,844 --> 01:44:34,646
I'm great. I'm great.
You could put me down, by the way.
2083
01:44:34,679 --> 01:44:36,516
Thank you. That was nice.
2084
01:44:36,548 --> 01:44:40,119
No, I'm great.
You're great, Dude.
2085
01:44:41,521 --> 01:44:43,456
I just miss my best friend.
2086
01:44:43,489 --> 01:44:44,791
(DUDE SIGHS)
2087
01:44:44,824 --> 01:44:47,927
We used to do the same walk
together every day.
2088
01:44:47,960 --> 01:44:51,497
Except he wore a shirt.
And could complete a full sentence.
2089
01:44:51,531 --> 01:44:53,132
I can bench press
a sentence.
2090
01:44:53,166 --> 01:44:56,836
(LAUGHS) Yeah, that's totally
not the same thing at all.
2091
01:44:56,869 --> 01:44:59,138
(LAUGHS LOUDLY)
Harder laughter!
2092
01:44:59,906 --> 01:45:00,940
Oh...
2093
01:45:00,973 --> 01:45:02,108
Guy?
2094
01:45:04,676 --> 01:45:06,645
- Buddy!
- No!
2095
01:45:06,678 --> 01:45:07,914
Oh, my God! Guy!
2096
01:45:07,947 --> 01:45:09,515
Buddy! I thought I'd lost you!
2097
01:45:09,549 --> 01:45:10,883
You didn't!
2098
01:45:10,917 --> 01:45:12,919
One minute, I'm running on
a crazy bridge to nowhere...
2099
01:45:12,952 --> 01:45:15,253
thinkin' my sweet
mundane life is over.
2100
01:45:15,288 --> 01:45:18,057
The next minute, I'm like
in some type of flyin'...
2101
01:45:18,091 --> 01:45:20,193
and some like fairy dust,
pixie dust...
2102
01:45:20,226 --> 01:45:24,330
and then I plopped down
into this slice of heaven.
2103
01:45:24,363 --> 01:45:26,933
- Man, I love it here.
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)
2104
01:45:26,966 --> 01:45:29,502
In fact, a couple of days ago,
I rode a centaur.
2105
01:45:29,535 --> 01:45:30,903
Now, it might sound weird...
2106
01:45:30,937 --> 01:45:34,340
I took a piggyback ride on a
half-dude and a half-horse...
2107
01:45:34,373 --> 01:45:36,675
whatever a centaur
is, I did it.
2108
01:45:36,708 --> 01:45:38,244
I rode a dude, too!
2109
01:45:38,276 --> 01:45:39,545
Friendly gesture!
2110
01:45:39,579 --> 01:45:41,247
So friendly!
2111
01:45:41,279 --> 01:45:42,681
Come on, bring it in!
2112
01:45:42,714 --> 01:45:44,050
- Are we gonna hug?
- I'm coming for you!
2113
01:45:44,083 --> 01:45:45,518
- No, you're not. I'm coming for you.
- Yes, I am!
2114
01:45:45,551 --> 01:45:46,786
- You come here!
- I'm coming to you!
2115
01:45:46,819 --> 01:45:48,554
I'm reeling you in.
I'm reeling you in.
2116
01:45:48,588 --> 01:45:50,089
(BOTH LAUGHING)
2117
01:45:51,690 --> 01:45:53,359
Buddy, I missed you!
2118
01:45:53,392 --> 01:45:55,394
Hey, so where's the bank?
2119
01:45:56,796 --> 01:45:58,297
There is no bank.
2120
01:45:58,331 --> 01:45:59,799
So what do we do?
2121
01:45:59,832 --> 01:46:02,068
Whatever we want.
2122
01:46:04,703 --> 01:46:06,738
- (GUY CHUCKLES)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
2123
01:46:06,771 --> 01:46:09,008
(FANTASY BY MARIAH CAREY
PLAYING)
2124
01:46:10,810 --> 01:46:12,812
- GUY: Hey, guys.
- CENTAUR: Hey, Guy.
2125
01:46:14,174 --> 01:46:19,387
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