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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,554 --> 00:00:36,768 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:00:39,078 --> 00:00:41,513 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 3 00:00:51,124 --> 00:00:54,393 GUY: This is Free City. 4 00:00:55,727 --> 00:00:59,565 Look at this guy. He's one of the sunglasses people. 5 00:00:59,598 --> 00:01:02,902 And the people who wear sunglasses are heroes. 6 00:01:02,936 --> 00:01:04,804 (HIP-HOP MUSIC CONTINUES) 7 00:01:05,704 --> 00:01:07,040 (GUNS FIRING) 8 00:01:09,210 --> 00:01:12,946 They have a devil-may-care attitude and they run this town. 9 00:01:16,282 --> 00:01:17,749 You are so hot. 10 00:01:17,784 --> 00:01:18,785 Oh, I know. 11 00:01:21,753 --> 00:01:24,589 GUY: See? That's not even his car. 12 00:01:25,892 --> 00:01:27,093 Or his wife. 13 00:01:27,126 --> 00:01:28,995 (GUNS CONTINUE FIRING) 14 00:01:32,899 --> 00:01:36,468 For the sunglasses people, they get to do anything they want. 15 00:01:36,501 --> 00:01:38,537 They go on all sorts of missions. 16 00:01:38,570 --> 00:01:41,207 They got cool hair, cool clothes. 17 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:46,611 I mean, laws aren't really laws to them. They're more like mild suggestions. 18 00:01:46,645 --> 00:01:49,648 Like, I don't think he's gonna return that car. 19 00:01:50,249 --> 00:01:51,550 Or that nice lady. 20 00:02:06,465 --> 00:02:09,768 See what I mean? Hero. 21 00:02:16,075 --> 00:02:17,442 (TIRES SCREECHING) 22 00:02:18,311 --> 00:02:20,179 (ALARM BEEPING) 23 00:02:24,616 --> 00:02:29,155 My name is Guy, and I live in paradise. 24 00:02:30,223 --> 00:02:31,490 (EXHALES) 25 00:02:34,227 --> 00:02:35,795 Good morning, Goldie. 26 00:02:37,964 --> 00:02:39,966 I've lived here in Free City my whole life. 27 00:02:39,999 --> 00:02:42,567 I've got a best friend, I've got a goldfish, 28 00:02:42,601 --> 00:02:45,238 and I work at the bank. 29 00:02:45,271 --> 00:02:46,806 What more could a guy want? 30 00:02:46,839 --> 00:02:48,207 NEWS ANCHOR: (ON TV) Sunday should be warm and sunny 31 00:02:48,241 --> 00:02:49,776 with just a scattering of drive-bys. 32 00:02:49,809 --> 00:02:52,211 Great day for the beach, but not Hitman's Beach, 33 00:02:52,245 --> 00:02:54,479 which will be mined and sprayed with high-caliber fire 34 00:02:54,513 --> 00:02:56,082 from a renegade gunship stolen by... 35 00:02:56,115 --> 00:02:57,016 GUY: And every morning, 36 00:02:57,050 --> 00:03:00,219 I start my day with the most delicious coffee 37 00:03:00,253 --> 00:03:02,388 in the whole, wide, whole world. 38 00:03:02,422 --> 00:03:04,090 Medium coffee, cream, two sugars. 39 00:03:04,123 --> 00:03:05,557 You know it. Mmm. 40 00:03:06,926 --> 00:03:08,527 Mmm! 41 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:10,430 That is unexpectedly hot. 42 00:03:10,462 --> 00:03:11,864 Jeez, that's good. 43 00:03:11,898 --> 00:03:15,001 It's like losing my virginity, but in my mouth. 44 00:03:16,936 --> 00:03:19,405 Thank you for making this with such love. 45 00:03:19,439 --> 00:03:20,539 You're welcome. 46 00:03:20,572 --> 00:03:21,707 GUY: (LOUDLY) Officer Johnny! 47 00:03:21,740 --> 00:03:22,942 Have a good one, Guy. 48 00:03:22,976 --> 00:03:26,346 GUY: Don't have a good day, have a great day! 49 00:03:26,379 --> 00:03:28,147 (LAUGHS) Hold the fudge. 50 00:03:28,181 --> 00:03:31,985 You mean to tell me that nobody snabbed up those bad boys? Today is the day. 51 00:03:32,018 --> 00:03:34,686 - Like every other day. - I'll be back for those. 52 00:03:40,559 --> 00:03:42,728 Oh! So close. 53 00:03:42,761 --> 00:03:45,664 Mmm! This is the greatest cup of coffee of all time. 54 00:03:45,697 --> 00:03:47,265 I wanna write a song about it. 55 00:03:47,300 --> 00:03:49,235 I wanna dance to that song with my body. 56 00:03:49,267 --> 00:03:50,870 BUDDY: (LAUGHS) I love my life. 57 00:03:50,903 --> 00:03:52,438 There's something about finding your lane and just staying in it. 58 00:03:52,472 --> 00:03:54,974 That's why they call 'em comfort zones, they're so damn comfortable. 59 00:03:55,008 --> 00:03:57,609 - (MAN GRUNTS) - Oh, Joe! 60 00:03:59,779 --> 00:04:01,147 Mondays, am I right, Joe? 61 00:04:01,180 --> 00:04:03,182 - You said it, Guy. - Yeah. 62 00:04:05,751 --> 00:04:09,588 In Free City, I have everything I need. 63 00:04:09,621 --> 00:04:11,257 Don't have a good day... 64 00:04:12,358 --> 00:04:13,592 have a great day. 65 00:04:13,625 --> 00:04:15,128 - MAN: Thank you. - (CHUCKLES) 66 00:04:15,161 --> 00:04:16,262 Take care. 67 00:04:16,295 --> 00:04:19,032 GUY: Except one thing. 68 00:04:20,099 --> 00:04:21,467 Seem happy. 69 00:04:21,501 --> 00:04:23,735 Oh, come on, don't worry about that, Guy. You gonna find someone. 70 00:04:23,769 --> 00:04:25,271 Oh, it's okay, Bud. 71 00:04:25,304 --> 00:04:28,107 Feel like I've been looking for her forever, you know? 72 00:04:28,141 --> 00:04:29,641 Maybe it's not meant to be. 73 00:04:29,674 --> 00:04:31,377 Everybody down on the ground! 74 00:04:31,411 --> 00:04:33,212 - (GUN FIRES) - (WOMAN GASPING) 75 00:04:36,082 --> 00:04:37,549 (ROBBER WHOOPS) 76 00:04:37,582 --> 00:04:39,018 (GUY GRUNTS) 77 00:04:39,052 --> 00:04:41,387 - (SIGHS) I know the woman I'm looking for. - Oh, let me guess. 78 00:04:41,421 --> 00:04:43,456 - A woman with an offbeat sense of humor. - Sense of humor. 79 00:04:43,489 --> 00:04:44,824 BUDDY: An obsession with feel-good diva pop. 80 00:04:44,857 --> 00:04:46,159 Diva pop. Yes, that's her. 81 00:04:46,192 --> 00:04:47,994 She's rented space in my brain and she won't move out. 82 00:04:48,027 --> 00:04:50,129 And you know what? I don't want her to. 83 00:04:50,163 --> 00:04:52,799 Well, guess what? She won't move either in or out. 84 00:04:52,832 --> 00:04:54,434 You know why? 'Cause she doesn't exist. 85 00:04:54,467 --> 00:04:56,536 - She's just a fantasy. It's a fantasy. - That's cruel. You're cruel. 86 00:04:56,568 --> 00:04:58,237 - You're being rotten right now. Rotten. - BUDDY: I'm being real. 87 00:04:58,271 --> 00:05:01,507 Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon. 88 00:05:01,541 --> 00:05:02,674 (CHUCKLING) 89 00:05:02,707 --> 00:05:04,310 So how about it? Beers on the beach after work? 90 00:05:04,343 --> 00:05:06,578 Of course we're going for beers on the beach after work. 91 00:05:06,611 --> 00:05:08,081 (CHUCKLING) That makes me so happy. 92 00:05:08,114 --> 00:05:09,182 (CHUCKLING) Me too. 93 00:05:21,194 --> 00:05:22,626 What have you got? 94 00:05:22,661 --> 00:05:24,964 MAN: Proof of a secret level. That's what you're looking for, right? 95 00:05:24,997 --> 00:05:26,765 You got a video or a screen grab? 96 00:05:26,799 --> 00:05:28,632 Nope. But I know who does. 97 00:05:28,667 --> 00:05:30,937 Wanna know what I do to people who waste my time? 98 00:05:30,970 --> 00:05:33,605 Oh, wow. Ooh, someone wants to play. 99 00:05:33,637 --> 00:05:35,575 Hey, you really British, or is that an accent filter? 100 00:05:35,607 --> 00:05:37,210 'Cause maybe we could meet up later. 101 00:05:37,243 --> 00:05:41,180 I don't have a burning desire to see your mum's basement, thanks. 102 00:05:41,214 --> 00:05:42,448 MAN: Got jokes, huh? 103 00:05:42,482 --> 00:05:44,784 Well, I got a map, shows the location of his stash house. 104 00:05:44,817 --> 00:05:49,721 Don't know how you'll get in, but if you do, clip 56 might interest you. 105 00:05:49,754 --> 00:05:51,923 Now, I got a question. 106 00:05:51,958 --> 00:05:53,459 What's so special about this video clip anyway? 107 00:05:53,493 --> 00:05:56,829 What's special is I kill people who ask questions about it. 108 00:05:56,863 --> 00:05:58,831 MAN: Mmm, I see. Fun. Yeah, that's fun. 109 00:06:00,932 --> 00:06:03,369 Damn, girl, you're so feisty. 110 00:06:03,402 --> 00:06:06,305 But seriously, is it loot or is it just the experience? 111 00:06:07,273 --> 00:06:08,875 - (GROANS) - Those are questions. 112 00:06:10,776 --> 00:06:13,279 Did you see the sneakers on that last robber? 113 00:06:13,312 --> 00:06:14,447 The 2:30? 114 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:16,082 No, the 4:00. 115 00:06:16,115 --> 00:06:19,152 The three-quarter high-top, gorgeous foam soles. 116 00:06:19,185 --> 00:06:21,354 I could barely feel it when he stepped on my face. 117 00:06:21,387 --> 00:06:22,721 - BUDDY: (CHUCKLING) Oh, man. - Wow. 118 00:06:22,754 --> 00:06:25,458 BOTH: Life in the big city. Ain't nothing like it. 119 00:06:25,491 --> 00:06:26,591 FEMALE ROBBER: Give it to me! 120 00:06:26,626 --> 00:06:27,960 BOTH: Looks like rain. 121 00:06:27,994 --> 00:06:30,329 BOTH: Has anyone seen my cat? 122 00:06:30,363 --> 00:06:32,597 (SINGING) 123 00:06:32,632 --> 00:06:35,001 BUDDY: You know something, Guy, people say it all the time, like, 124 00:06:35,034 --> 00:06:38,204 "Guy can take a shoe to the face better than anybody I know." (CHUCKLES) 125 00:06:38,237 --> 00:06:40,940 I mean, when you put it on there, you act like it's not a shoe in your face. 126 00:06:40,973 --> 00:06:42,575 (SINGING) 127 00:06:42,607 --> 00:06:44,743 (FANTASY BY MARIAH CAREY PLAYING) 128 00:06:50,883 --> 00:06:53,052 Don't have a good day, have a great day. 129 00:06:53,085 --> 00:06:54,220 Love that song. 130 00:06:54,619 --> 00:06:55,821 (SONG STOPS) 131 00:06:57,722 --> 00:06:59,091 That's a new one. 132 00:07:00,226 --> 00:07:02,094 (SONG CONTINUES PLAYING) 133 00:07:08,534 --> 00:07:10,069 (SIREN BLARING) 134 00:07:12,205 --> 00:07:13,206 Hey! 135 00:07:15,107 --> 00:07:16,175 That's her. 136 00:07:16,576 --> 00:07:17,742 Her who? 137 00:07:17,777 --> 00:07:19,679 That's my dream girl, Buddy. 138 00:07:19,711 --> 00:07:21,279 (CHUCKLING) She exists. 139 00:07:22,815 --> 00:07:24,784 - I'm gonna go talk to her. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 140 00:07:24,817 --> 00:07:27,153 Wait, man. She's wearing sunglasses. 141 00:07:27,653 --> 00:07:29,222 So? 142 00:07:29,255 --> 00:07:30,423 Whatcha mean "so?" 143 00:07:30,456 --> 00:07:32,290 So, people with sunglasses don't talk to people like us. 144 00:07:32,325 --> 00:07:34,594 - You know that! - (WHISPERS) I gotta try. 145 00:07:34,627 --> 00:07:37,196 Look, Guy! Guy! 146 00:07:37,230 --> 00:07:40,066 Guy! What about beers on the beach? 147 00:07:41,867 --> 00:07:43,402 GUY: Excuse me! 148 00:07:47,273 --> 00:07:48,341 Hey! 149 00:07:49,941 --> 00:07:50,942 Hey! 150 00:08:01,153 --> 00:08:03,856 ANNOUNCER: (ON SPEAKERS) Coming soon... Free City 2! 151 00:08:03,889 --> 00:08:07,627 Bigger! Badder! Radder! 152 00:08:07,660 --> 00:08:09,462 Free City 2: Carnage. 153 00:08:09,495 --> 00:08:11,364 Pre-order today and get the bonus Mayhem Pack. 154 00:08:11,397 --> 00:08:13,199 WAITRESS: You done? 155 00:08:13,232 --> 00:08:15,701 Sorry. Are you closing? (CHUCKLES) 156 00:08:15,735 --> 00:08:16,869 Yes. 157 00:08:16,902 --> 00:08:18,671 We usually don't put the chairs on the tables, 158 00:08:18,704 --> 00:08:21,140 one-small-coffee- over-four-hours girl. 159 00:08:21,173 --> 00:08:24,844 You really like that game, huh? My 12-year-old nephew's addicted. 160 00:08:24,877 --> 00:08:26,712 Seems like everyone's obsessed with it. 161 00:08:26,746 --> 00:08:29,682 Oh, Free City? Ah. No. 162 00:08:29,715 --> 00:08:32,184 I, uh, have a lawsuit against the publisher 163 00:08:32,218 --> 00:08:33,986 and the evidence that I need is in the game. 164 00:08:34,020 --> 00:08:35,488 - So then I had my codes... - Oh... 165 00:08:35,521 --> 00:08:38,491 I wish we weren't closing so I could hear more about this. 166 00:08:42,295 --> 00:08:43,362 (SIGHS) 167 00:08:43,829 --> 00:08:45,898 (ALARM BEEPING) 168 00:08:48,734 --> 00:08:50,236 Good morning, Goldie. 169 00:08:55,875 --> 00:08:58,044 Medium coffee, cream, two sugars. 170 00:08:59,578 --> 00:09:01,147 Medium coffee, cream, two sugars. 171 00:09:02,515 --> 00:09:07,620 Actually, I think I'd like to try a cappuccino today. 172 00:09:07,653 --> 00:09:08,920 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS) 173 00:09:08,954 --> 00:09:11,157 Ooh. "Cappuccino." I enjoy saying that. 174 00:09:11,190 --> 00:09:13,759 It's like a waterfall made of letters. 175 00:09:13,794 --> 00:09:14,960 Excuse me? 176 00:09:14,994 --> 00:09:17,196 I'd like to try a cappuccino. 177 00:09:17,229 --> 00:09:20,266 - Please. - But you get a medium coffee, cream, two sugars. 178 00:09:20,299 --> 00:09:22,401 That's what you get. That's what everyone gets. 179 00:09:22,435 --> 00:09:23,903 Every day. Always. 180 00:09:23,935 --> 00:09:26,138 - Well, I... - Somebody's about to get shot. 181 00:09:27,306 --> 00:09:28,474 Officer Johnny. 182 00:09:28,507 --> 00:09:31,877 I just thought I'd try something different today, you know? 183 00:09:32,545 --> 00:09:34,513 Whatever. Right? Yeah? 184 00:09:38,184 --> 00:09:39,185 Hi. 185 00:09:41,721 --> 00:09:43,556 Ha! I'm just keeping you on your toes. 186 00:09:44,623 --> 00:09:46,859 Coffee, cream, two sugars, please. 187 00:09:46,892 --> 00:09:48,795 - I'm joking. - (ALL LAUGH) 188 00:09:48,829 --> 00:09:50,797 Just keeping you on your toes. I was kidding. 189 00:09:50,831 --> 00:09:52,331 MAN: He was just kidding! 190 00:09:52,365 --> 00:09:55,534 Oh, you think I'd deprive myself of your baristic artistry? 191 00:09:55,568 --> 00:09:56,769 No way, no how. 192 00:09:56,803 --> 00:09:59,405 Mmm. That's hot. 193 00:09:59,438 --> 00:10:03,008 (EXHALES) It's like Jesus washed my tongue... 194 00:10:03,042 --> 00:10:05,911 but right before he finished, he finally told my dad, 195 00:10:05,945 --> 00:10:08,647 "He's good enough." (CHUCKLES, SIGHS) 196 00:10:09,682 --> 00:10:12,551 Thank you so much. Officer Johnny! 197 00:10:12,585 --> 00:10:13,586 Have a good one, Guy. 198 00:10:18,623 --> 00:10:20,258 (WHISPERS) Cappuccino. 199 00:10:21,293 --> 00:10:23,195 - Don't have a good day... - (STAMP CLICKS) 200 00:10:23,896 --> 00:10:26,031 ...have a great day, I guess. 201 00:10:27,466 --> 00:10:30,169 Okay. Good day to you. 202 00:10:30,202 --> 00:10:33,139 - Everybody down on the ground! - (WOMAN GASPS) 203 00:10:33,172 --> 00:10:36,008 Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon. 204 00:11:01,835 --> 00:11:03,002 That's the girl. 205 00:11:03,035 --> 00:11:04,403 We've been over this. 206 00:11:04,437 --> 00:11:06,071 You tried to talk to her yesterday, it didn't work. 207 00:11:06,105 --> 00:11:07,740 It will never work. 208 00:11:07,774 --> 00:11:09,041 She's wearing sunglasses. 209 00:11:09,074 --> 00:11:10,509 We don't mess with the sunglasses people. 210 00:11:10,543 --> 00:11:12,578 Maybe I'll get some sunglasses of my own. 211 00:11:12,611 --> 00:11:13,914 What? What are you talking about? You can't do that. 212 00:11:13,945 --> 00:11:15,514 Oh, my God. What am I doing? 213 00:11:16,382 --> 00:11:17,483 Hi. 214 00:11:17,516 --> 00:11:18,651 ROBBER: What'd you say? 215 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:21,287 Hi. 216 00:11:22,221 --> 00:11:23,790 I'm gonna need your sunglasses. 217 00:11:23,824 --> 00:11:24,925 Ooh. Ow. 218 00:11:24,956 --> 00:11:26,125 I'm just gonna... 219 00:11:26,158 --> 00:11:27,426 I'm gonna need your sunglasses for a sec. 220 00:11:27,460 --> 00:11:28,929 ROBBER: What the hell do you think you're doing? 221 00:11:28,961 --> 00:11:30,095 Go back to your side, man. 222 00:11:30,129 --> 00:11:32,364 He's just an NPC. Waste that mother... 223 00:11:32,398 --> 00:11:34,200 Okay, just need to borrow them for a sec, okay? 224 00:11:34,233 --> 00:11:36,769 - Back off! I said, don't! - Just real quick. Real quick. 225 00:11:36,803 --> 00:11:39,538 - Stop! - (GRUNTING) 226 00:11:40,239 --> 00:11:41,842 You broken or somethin'? 227 00:11:41,876 --> 00:11:42,943 I'm the robber! 228 00:11:42,975 --> 00:11:44,743 You're the guy who lies down and takes it! 229 00:11:44,778 --> 00:11:45,946 Please, just stay down! 230 00:11:45,978 --> 00:11:47,012 (GROANS) 231 00:11:47,046 --> 00:11:48,949 ROBBER: I said, stay down! 232 00:11:48,981 --> 00:11:50,316 Guy, you don't do this, man. 233 00:11:50,349 --> 00:11:52,718 - (PANTING) - This isn't you. 234 00:11:52,751 --> 00:11:54,153 You don't do this. 235 00:11:54,855 --> 00:11:56,722 Maybe I do. 236 00:11:56,755 --> 00:11:59,425 - (GRUNTING) - ROBBER: What is wrong with this... 237 00:11:59,458 --> 00:12:00,559 stupid mission? 238 00:12:00,593 --> 00:12:01,894 I told you to smoke his ass. 239 00:12:01,928 --> 00:12:03,028 ROBBER: Let go! 240 00:12:03,062 --> 00:12:04,865 I'll give them right back. 241 00:12:04,897 --> 00:12:06,800 - I said... (GROANS) - (GUNSHOT) 242 00:12:06,833 --> 00:12:08,100 (ALL GASP) 243 00:12:11,470 --> 00:12:12,571 MAN: Guy? 244 00:12:17,443 --> 00:12:18,911 He's just resting. 245 00:12:18,945 --> 00:12:20,012 BUDDY: In pieces! 246 00:12:20,045 --> 00:12:21,714 That man is dead! 247 00:12:21,747 --> 00:12:23,616 (WHISPERS) He's so sleepy. 248 00:12:25,384 --> 00:12:27,553 I'm just gonna put your gun down... 249 00:12:28,087 --> 00:12:29,688 right here... 250 00:12:29,722 --> 00:12:31,757 for when you wake. 251 00:12:32,625 --> 00:12:34,059 - Okay? - BUDDY: Guy. 252 00:12:34,794 --> 00:12:37,296 Guy! Where you goin'? 253 00:12:46,305 --> 00:12:47,473 (GASPING) 254 00:13:08,427 --> 00:13:09,562 Excuse me. 255 00:13:10,763 --> 00:13:12,565 Do you see this? 256 00:13:12,597 --> 00:13:15,401 Have the quarterly reports on my desk by Friday. 257 00:13:33,652 --> 00:13:34,921 (GROANING) 258 00:13:34,955 --> 00:13:37,489 - (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) - Whoo! 259 00:13:38,557 --> 00:13:39,758 Oh! 260 00:13:39,793 --> 00:13:41,160 Giddy up! 261 00:13:41,894 --> 00:13:43,295 I feel brand new. 262 00:13:43,329 --> 00:13:45,397 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 263 00:13:51,503 --> 00:13:54,239 (GROANING) 264 00:13:54,841 --> 00:13:55,875 AUTOMATED VOICE: Loser. 265 00:13:55,908 --> 00:13:57,010 (BEEPS) 266 00:13:57,043 --> 00:13:59,244 (UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 267 00:14:05,417 --> 00:14:06,685 GUY: What is happening? 268 00:14:09,089 --> 00:14:11,256 (GASPS) So much money. 269 00:14:31,143 --> 00:14:32,779 KEYS: Hey, Mouser, check this out. 270 00:14:32,812 --> 00:14:34,047 MOUSER: What's up, Keys? 271 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:35,314 What am I looking at? 272 00:14:35,347 --> 00:14:38,084 Okay, so this user, he gets his glasses stolen 273 00:14:38,118 --> 00:14:39,251 and then killed. 274 00:14:39,284 --> 00:14:41,253 The guy was smoked by a non-playable character. 275 00:14:41,286 --> 00:14:43,188 An NPC? That's impossible. 276 00:14:43,222 --> 00:14:44,657 Yeah, exactly. 277 00:14:44,690 --> 00:14:46,926 Nobody can equip an NPC skin on their avatar. 278 00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:51,097 Yeah, so you just boot the trash-ass noob and ban him for life, you're done. 279 00:14:51,131 --> 00:14:53,265 I tried that, but I... 280 00:14:53,298 --> 00:14:54,968 I can't trace him. 281 00:14:55,001 --> 00:14:58,170 Whoever it is, they're good. (SIGHS) 282 00:14:58,203 --> 00:15:01,540 Hmm. You gotta be better at your job, buddy. 283 00:15:03,009 --> 00:15:04,110 I'm pretty good. 284 00:15:04,144 --> 00:15:05,310 I'll see you on the inside. 285 00:15:05,344 --> 00:15:06,445 AUTOMATED VOICE: Select your skin. 286 00:15:06,478 --> 00:15:08,480 Hey, Keys, what skin are you going with? 287 00:15:08,514 --> 00:15:10,349 The ushe. Dirty stripper cop, 288 00:15:10,382 --> 00:15:11,717 big guns, bigger mustache. 289 00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:13,485 Hmm. Little dirt squirrel. I like it. 290 00:15:13,519 --> 00:15:15,587 Almost scared to ask, but what are you going with? 291 00:15:15,620 --> 00:15:19,324 Uh, full body mustache, hot pink. You should be very afraid. 292 00:15:19,358 --> 00:15:20,893 I'm terrified. 293 00:15:20,927 --> 00:15:22,394 (CHUCKLING) Let's do this. 294 00:15:22,428 --> 00:15:24,630 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 295 00:15:48,855 --> 00:15:50,689 (SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING) 296 00:15:57,864 --> 00:15:59,264 KEYS: Seriously, man. 297 00:15:59,298 --> 00:16:02,501 I'm just being honest, I think the bunny suit is just a little much. 298 00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:05,004 MOUSER: Excuse me? 299 00:16:06,739 --> 00:16:07,974 Right. 300 00:16:08,007 --> 00:16:10,375 Rabbit. Okay? My fault. 301 00:16:10,409 --> 00:16:13,913 Hey, 40-year-old virgin! Get over here! 302 00:16:13,947 --> 00:16:14,981 KEYS: Let's go! 303 00:16:15,014 --> 00:16:16,248 MOUSER: Uh-huh. Captain Khakis. 304 00:16:16,281 --> 00:16:18,283 - Come here. Come on, bud. - KEYS: Go, let's go. 305 00:16:18,317 --> 00:16:20,086 - Closer. - MOUSER: There he is. 306 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:21,754 Blue shirt guy. 307 00:16:22,221 --> 00:16:23,622 Blue shirt? 308 00:16:24,057 --> 00:16:25,324 Yes. 309 00:16:25,758 --> 00:16:27,392 Hello, Officer. 310 00:16:28,527 --> 00:16:29,394 Rabbit. 311 00:16:29,428 --> 00:16:30,729 MOUSER: Nice skin. 312 00:16:30,763 --> 00:16:33,166 Thank you. That's sweet. 313 00:16:33,199 --> 00:16:34,500 How'd you get it? 314 00:16:34,533 --> 00:16:38,071 Well, uh, mostly genetics, I think. I'm pretty lucky. 315 00:16:38,104 --> 00:16:39,839 I have naturally dewy skin. 316 00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:41,207 Listen up, Neutrogena. 317 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:43,342 You know you can't go around looking like that. The rules are clear. 318 00:16:43,375 --> 00:16:44,609 And another thing. 319 00:16:44,643 --> 00:16:46,146 - You can't hack the NPC avatars. - MOUSER: No, sir! 320 00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:47,379 - KEYS: It screws up the mission load... - MOUSER: Screws it up! 321 00:16:47,412 --> 00:16:48,613 ...and it makes the game look bad. 322 00:16:48,647 --> 00:16:50,083 - MOUSER: Horrible! - Yeah. (SPITS) 323 00:16:50,116 --> 00:16:52,185 I got, like, 5% of that. 324 00:16:52,218 --> 00:16:53,787 Lose the skin! 325 00:16:53,820 --> 00:16:54,887 I... Lose? 326 00:16:54,921 --> 00:16:56,923 How am I supposed to get rid of my skin? 327 00:16:56,956 --> 00:16:57,824 Take it off, man. 328 00:16:57,857 --> 00:16:59,391 Just take it off. What are you doing? 329 00:16:59,424 --> 00:17:00,592 - What? - Seriously. 330 00:17:00,626 --> 00:17:02,162 - The whole thing. The face, the outfit. - How? 331 00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:03,395 - Everything. Ditch it. - Take it off. 332 00:17:03,428 --> 00:17:04,730 If you don't, we're gonna kill you. 333 00:17:04,763 --> 00:17:06,632 - Why? - And we're gonna keep killing you. 334 00:17:06,665 --> 00:17:07,599 Still why? 335 00:17:07,633 --> 00:17:09,135 Until we do find out who you are... 336 00:17:09,169 --> 00:17:10,736 and then we're gonna ban you for life. 337 00:17:10,769 --> 00:17:14,107 Okay. No, no. Okay, I want to comply. 338 00:17:14,140 --> 00:17:16,542 I just find the order of those threats very confusing. 339 00:17:16,575 --> 00:17:18,278 - Somebody's about to get shot. - Light him up 340 00:17:18,310 --> 00:17:19,711 - (GASPS) - (GUN FIRING) 341 00:17:35,295 --> 00:17:36,896 - No. - (MAN GROANS) 342 00:17:46,973 --> 00:17:48,373 KEYS: Come on, Blue Shirt. 343 00:17:49,008 --> 00:17:50,375 (GRUNTS) 344 00:17:59,551 --> 00:18:01,453 (SHOES POWERING UP) 345 00:18:04,290 --> 00:18:05,892 (GASPING) 346 00:18:06,292 --> 00:18:08,194 (GROANS) 347 00:18:08,227 --> 00:18:11,064 Oh! Didn't see that one coming. Did you see that one coming? 348 00:18:11,097 --> 00:18:12,298 Scared me a little bit. 349 00:18:12,332 --> 00:18:13,800 We're coming for you, Blue Shirt! 350 00:18:13,833 --> 00:18:15,301 MOUSER: (IN SING-SONGY VOICE) Coming to get ya. 351 00:18:15,335 --> 00:18:17,036 We're coming to get ya. 352 00:18:17,070 --> 00:18:18,304 (GROANING) 353 00:18:18,338 --> 00:18:20,605 Wait! (GRUNTS) Wait! 354 00:18:20,639 --> 00:18:22,041 I can explain everything. 355 00:18:22,075 --> 00:18:25,878 I found these glasses and then I can see things now. 356 00:18:25,912 --> 00:18:29,048 Things that... Whoa, whoa. Things that aren't there. 357 00:18:29,082 --> 00:18:30,582 Except they are there. 358 00:18:30,615 --> 00:18:34,720 I know that sounds crazy, but it's true! 359 00:18:34,753 --> 00:18:37,991 You can run, Blue Shirt, but you cannot hide. 360 00:18:38,024 --> 00:18:40,659 MOUSER: Come on, Blue Shirt. You can't escape the rabbit. 361 00:18:40,692 --> 00:18:42,862 - We're apex predators. - (BEEPING) 362 00:18:42,895 --> 00:18:46,732 All we do is bone and brawl and slit throats. 363 00:18:47,432 --> 00:18:49,501 GUY: Too high! Too high! 364 00:18:52,872 --> 00:18:54,473 (GRUNTING) 365 00:18:57,910 --> 00:19:01,014 MOUSER: Oh, you wanna play, Blue Shirt? Watch this. 366 00:19:01,047 --> 00:19:05,084 I tire of these games, Keys. It's time I went god-mode on this beyotch. 367 00:19:05,118 --> 00:19:06,286 Okay, bring it. 368 00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:08,121 Oh, it's brung. Go, go, go, go, go. 369 00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:25,038 I'm so, so good at this. 370 00:19:26,772 --> 00:19:28,707 (BEEPING) 371 00:19:33,445 --> 00:19:35,114 KEYS: Time's up, bank teller! 372 00:19:35,447 --> 00:19:36,715 (GASPS) 373 00:19:38,184 --> 00:19:40,086 (GUNS FIRING) 374 00:19:48,261 --> 00:19:49,695 (PANTING) 375 00:19:53,399 --> 00:19:55,201 (UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING) 376 00:19:57,036 --> 00:19:58,171 - (MUSIC STOPS) - GUY: Nope! 377 00:20:00,006 --> 00:20:01,240 (SCREAMS) 378 00:20:04,877 --> 00:20:10,582 (GROANING) 379 00:20:13,786 --> 00:20:15,654 (GRUNTING) 380 00:20:20,759 --> 00:20:22,862 (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS) 381 00:20:22,895 --> 00:20:23,830 I can't die! 382 00:20:23,863 --> 00:20:25,764 - I'm never gonna die! - (TIRES SCREECH) 383 00:20:25,798 --> 00:20:27,000 Whoo! 384 00:20:27,033 --> 00:20:30,103 And that was the heartbreaking story of Blue Shirt Guy. 385 00:20:30,136 --> 00:20:31,304 The end. 386 00:20:31,337 --> 00:20:33,473 - Doesn't make sense. - What? 387 00:20:33,505 --> 00:20:35,041 I just checked the server stats. 388 00:20:35,074 --> 00:20:37,275 We killed Blue Shirt and the number of players online didn't change. 389 00:20:37,310 --> 00:20:38,378 It's just a glitch, man. 390 00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:39,711 - It's not a big deal. - I know, I know. 391 00:20:39,745 --> 00:20:41,414 It just seems like that's something new, you know? 392 00:20:41,447 --> 00:20:43,647 Keys, I know what you're thinking, okay? You should not talk to Antwan. 393 00:20:43,682 --> 00:20:45,451 I just think it's important to be transparent, okay? 394 00:20:45,485 --> 00:20:46,918 Uh-uh. No. 395 00:20:46,953 --> 00:20:49,222 Antwan is deep in the sequel launch. He's either not gonna care 396 00:20:49,255 --> 00:20:52,290 or he's gonna get pissed and then he's gonna blame us. 397 00:20:52,325 --> 00:20:55,294 So, I don't know what you haven't figured out about the whole situation. 398 00:20:55,328 --> 00:20:59,832 Also, aren't you some kinda MIT genius, indie game designer? 399 00:20:59,866 --> 00:21:02,368 What are you doing down here dealing with complaints? 400 00:21:02,402 --> 00:21:06,571 That, Mouser, is a long and pathetic story involving failed dreams, 401 00:21:06,605 --> 00:21:08,775 desperation, and a mountain of college debt. 402 00:21:08,808 --> 00:21:11,044 You do not wanna hear about that. 403 00:21:11,077 --> 00:21:12,378 You're absolutely right. 404 00:21:12,412 --> 00:21:16,516 That story sounds horrible and boring and full of white privilege. 405 00:21:16,548 --> 00:21:18,550 Don't talk to Antwan. 406 00:21:22,855 --> 00:21:25,458 KEYS: We never dreamt this would've happened. 407 00:21:25,491 --> 00:21:28,161 I mean, Life Itself, it's essentially a fishbowl game. 408 00:21:28,194 --> 00:21:32,031 People aren't playing it, they're watching it grow. 409 00:21:32,065 --> 00:21:33,900 It's a strictly observational experience 410 00:21:33,933 --> 00:21:37,769 where computer generated characters interact and evolve. 411 00:21:37,804 --> 00:21:39,539 I thought we'd be lucky to give it away. 412 00:21:39,571 --> 00:21:44,444 That's what's so charming about Keys, he's clueless about his own genius. 413 00:21:44,477 --> 00:21:46,012 Uh, no, Millie is the genius. 414 00:21:46,045 --> 00:21:49,782 Uh, she built the AI engine from the ground up. 415 00:21:49,816 --> 00:21:51,184 So, to get a little personal, 416 00:21:51,217 --> 00:21:53,386 what's the thing that gets you up in the morning? 417 00:21:53,419 --> 00:21:56,055 (SIGHS) Medium coffee, cream, two sugars. 418 00:21:56,089 --> 00:21:57,123 (KEYS CHUCKLES) 419 00:21:57,156 --> 00:21:58,524 What's the other thing? 420 00:21:58,558 --> 00:22:00,960 Oh, yeah. An insatiable thirst for validation. 421 00:22:00,993 --> 00:22:02,661 - She's not kidding. - I'm not. 422 00:22:02,694 --> 00:22:03,930 REPORTER: How about you? 423 00:22:03,963 --> 00:22:05,531 - (CLICKS TONGUE) Code. - REPORTER: Code? 424 00:22:05,565 --> 00:22:06,598 - Code. - Code, yeah. 425 00:22:06,630 --> 00:22:08,201 Here we go. 426 00:22:08,234 --> 00:22:10,136 KEYS: 'Cause it's not just zeros and ones, it's hidden messages. 427 00:22:10,169 --> 00:22:12,538 I like to think of myself, actually, as not a code writer, but an author. 428 00:22:12,572 --> 00:22:17,176 I just use zeros and ones instead of words 'cause words will let you down. 429 00:22:17,210 --> 00:22:21,781 But zeros and ones, never. Zeros and ones are as cool as shit. 430 00:22:21,814 --> 00:22:23,615 - He's not kidding. - I'm not. 431 00:22:23,647 --> 00:22:25,218 REPORTER: Now, I've gotta ask. 432 00:22:25,251 --> 00:22:27,520 There is a lot of chemistry between the two of you. 433 00:22:27,553 --> 00:22:30,456 - Has this evolved into more than... - MILLIE: No. (CHUCKLES) 434 00:22:30,490 --> 00:22:33,126 - No way. No. It's strictly platonic. - No, no, no. We're friends. 435 00:22:33,159 --> 00:22:34,693 - We're like best friends. - Friendship. 436 00:22:34,726 --> 00:22:36,129 And now your game is gonna be released by Soonami, 437 00:22:36,162 --> 00:22:37,797 one of the biggest publishers in the world. 438 00:22:37,830 --> 00:22:39,799 - It's crazy, actually. - It is, yeah. 439 00:22:39,832 --> 00:22:42,934 It does seem a little bit like an unlikely pairing, though. 440 00:22:42,969 --> 00:22:45,037 KEYS: Yeah, I didn't totally get it either. 441 00:22:45,071 --> 00:22:47,772 But Millie's got a real instinct for these things... 442 00:22:47,807 --> 00:22:49,242 MILLIE: Antwan is a genius. 443 00:22:49,275 --> 00:22:52,711 He's brash and obnoxious, but he's really good at what he does. 444 00:22:52,744 --> 00:22:54,981 It's a chance for our work to be seen by a wider audience. 445 00:22:55,014 --> 00:22:57,083 - God, those two were young and dumb. - Jeez. 446 00:22:57,116 --> 00:22:59,118 So we're breaking and entering now? 447 00:22:59,152 --> 00:23:02,855 How does it feel working for a galactic black hole of frozen shit? 448 00:23:02,889 --> 00:23:04,956 You have to leave. I can't talk to you. 449 00:23:04,991 --> 00:23:06,758 Aw, shame will have that effect. 450 00:23:06,792 --> 00:23:08,361 No, Millie. I mean I can't talk to you. 451 00:23:08,394 --> 00:23:10,863 I can't even see you. I'm literally focusing on background objects 452 00:23:10,897 --> 00:23:14,666 because looking at your lips move violates my NDA and it could get me fired. 453 00:23:14,699 --> 00:23:17,470 Aw, fired by Antwan, the guy who stole our work? 454 00:23:17,503 --> 00:23:19,172 No, he bought it and then he shelved it. 455 00:23:19,205 --> 00:23:22,508 All right? You're living in the past. You are stuck. You gotta move on. 456 00:23:22,542 --> 00:23:23,708 How can I move on? 457 00:23:23,742 --> 00:23:25,144 How can you? 458 00:23:25,178 --> 00:23:28,147 Antwan swiped our AI engine to use in his dumb shooter. 459 00:23:28,181 --> 00:23:31,851 Did he, Millie? Because honestly, I'm not so sure. 460 00:23:31,884 --> 00:23:34,420 Our game was complex and beautiful and interesting 461 00:23:34,453 --> 00:23:37,957 and Free City, it may be popular, but it's so idiotic, it makes me wanna cry. 462 00:23:37,990 --> 00:23:39,959 Then stop defending him and help me beat his ass. 463 00:23:39,992 --> 00:23:42,694 - Millie, I'm... - Come on, Keys, he stole from us. 464 00:23:42,727 --> 00:23:44,363 And now he's lying about it 465 00:23:44,397 --> 00:23:46,399 so he doesn't have to give us the credit and the royalties that we deserve. 466 00:23:46,432 --> 00:23:47,766 Millie... 467 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:50,002 I found a clue. It's on a clip in a gamer's stash house. 468 00:23:50,036 --> 00:23:53,639 All I need from you is to get me in there. 469 00:23:53,673 --> 00:23:56,075 Millie, I care about you... 470 00:24:00,580 --> 00:24:02,181 but you need to leave. 471 00:24:06,185 --> 00:24:07,386 (GASPING) 472 00:24:07,420 --> 00:24:09,287 (ALARM BEEPING) 473 00:24:10,256 --> 00:24:12,458 Today is gonna be different, Goldie. 474 00:24:14,427 --> 00:24:16,429 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) 475 00:24:32,478 --> 00:24:34,013 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 476 00:25:13,618 --> 00:25:14,987 What are we lookin' at? 477 00:25:15,554 --> 00:25:17,757 - (GROANS) - Who are you? 478 00:25:17,790 --> 00:25:19,458 Okay, okay. Okay. 479 00:25:19,492 --> 00:25:22,061 We ran into each other the other day, you were humming that great song. 480 00:25:22,094 --> 00:25:23,029 Oh, yeah. 481 00:25:23,062 --> 00:25:25,798 I thought you were an NPC. How did you find me? 482 00:25:25,831 --> 00:25:28,834 I waited outside by the murder train, 483 00:25:28,868 --> 00:25:30,369 - then I followed you. - (GUNS FIRING) 484 00:25:30,403 --> 00:25:31,404 Shit! 485 00:25:46,852 --> 00:25:48,187 Should I come with you? 486 00:25:49,522 --> 00:25:50,589 Yes. 487 00:25:51,090 --> 00:25:51,923 (GRUNTS) 488 00:25:51,957 --> 00:25:54,260 Holy hell, what just happened? 489 00:25:54,293 --> 00:25:57,029 MOLOTOVGIRL: What just happened is you almost blew my mission. 490 00:25:57,063 --> 00:26:00,333 No, I mean, how did we get from there to wherever this is? 491 00:26:00,366 --> 00:26:01,933 You mean the portal gun? 492 00:26:01,967 --> 00:26:03,736 Portal gun? That sounds expensive. 493 00:26:03,769 --> 00:26:05,971 Wow, you are a special kind of noob. 494 00:26:06,005 --> 00:26:07,340 Thank you. You too. 495 00:26:07,373 --> 00:26:08,474 Turn around. 496 00:26:08,507 --> 00:26:10,509 - Okay. - (BEEPING) 497 00:26:11,812 --> 00:26:13,746 (OLDIE MUSIC PLAYING) 498 00:26:13,780 --> 00:26:14,980 Oh. 499 00:26:18,984 --> 00:26:20,585 Is this the North Pole? 500 00:26:20,619 --> 00:26:22,054 MOLOTOVGIRL: Listen, dude. 501 00:26:22,088 --> 00:26:23,824 - GUY: Guy. - Guy. Whatever. 502 00:26:23,856 --> 00:26:25,524 Props on the NPC outfit, 503 00:26:25,558 --> 00:26:28,394 but I'm busy trying to figure out how to steal something. 504 00:26:28,427 --> 00:26:30,329 GUY: Maybe I could help you. 505 00:26:30,363 --> 00:26:31,497 I work alone. 506 00:26:31,530 --> 00:26:32,932 You have beautiful grenades. 507 00:26:32,965 --> 00:26:35,935 Besides, if you want to have any chance of making an impact here, 508 00:26:35,968 --> 00:26:38,037 you need to have a higher level than that. 509 00:26:38,070 --> 00:26:39,905 - (EXHALES) That's tough. No. - No. 510 00:26:40,506 --> 00:26:41,540 Higher level? 511 00:26:41,574 --> 00:26:42,942 Good Lord, rook. 512 00:26:44,577 --> 00:26:45,644 See? 513 00:26:45,678 --> 00:26:47,646 - Oh. - That's mine. 514 00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:49,415 And that's yours. 515 00:26:49,448 --> 00:26:53,787 Oh... What, is one the best or the worst? 516 00:26:53,820 --> 00:26:55,321 There is literally nothing lower. 517 00:26:55,354 --> 00:26:57,456 Well, how do I get to a higher level? 518 00:26:57,490 --> 00:26:59,425 - Really? - Really. 519 00:27:00,192 --> 00:27:03,629 - You know, get stuff. - Yeah. 520 00:27:03,662 --> 00:27:05,664 - Are you kidding me right now? - Okay. 521 00:27:05,698 --> 00:27:06,932 - Experience, guns... - Yeah. 522 00:27:06,966 --> 00:27:08,000 - Put that down. - Uh-huh. 523 00:27:08,033 --> 00:27:10,469 Money. This is Free City. 524 00:27:10,503 --> 00:27:12,605 You could rob a store, carjack someone, 525 00:27:12,638 --> 00:27:15,007 punch a pedestrian in the face. You'll figure it out. 526 00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:17,576 Oh, I'd never hurt innocent people. (CHUCKLES) 527 00:27:19,912 --> 00:27:23,916 Hmm. I've got to admit that is kind of refreshing. 528 00:27:23,949 --> 00:27:28,120 Sometimes I forget not everyone you meet on here is a sociopathic man-child. 529 00:27:29,287 --> 00:27:30,356 Thank you. 530 00:27:30,389 --> 00:27:33,058 Wait. But the world isn't that bad though, is it? 531 00:27:33,092 --> 00:27:36,362 Oh! It's pretty bleak. 532 00:27:36,395 --> 00:27:39,098 If you ever met the dick responsible for this world, you'd agree. 533 00:27:39,131 --> 00:27:42,968 Are we talking about God? You've met God? 534 00:27:43,804 --> 00:27:45,171 And he's a dick? 535 00:27:45,204 --> 00:27:48,040 His name's Antwan, and yes, he's an absolute troll. 536 00:27:48,507 --> 00:27:49,776 Trolls exist? 537 00:27:49,810 --> 00:27:50,844 (INHALES DEEPLY) 538 00:27:50,877 --> 00:27:53,379 Look, I don't know if anybody does it, 539 00:27:53,412 --> 00:27:56,382 but you could rack experience points up by being a good guy. 540 00:27:56,415 --> 00:27:58,451 - Like a hero. - Ooh. Easy, tiger. 541 00:27:58,484 --> 00:28:00,753 If you don't wanna shoot people, you could steal their guns. 542 00:28:00,787 --> 00:28:02,388 All that shit makes your level go up. 543 00:28:02,421 --> 00:28:03,824 Go be the good guy. 544 00:28:03,857 --> 00:28:05,124 Okay. No, I'm gonna be the great guy. 545 00:28:05,157 --> 00:28:06,459 MOLOTOVGIRL: Ooh! Ooh. 546 00:28:06,492 --> 00:28:08,829 Okay, well, enjoy your lifetime supply of virginity. 547 00:28:08,862 --> 00:28:10,162 - (GUY CHUCKLES) - Off you go. 548 00:28:10,196 --> 00:28:12,198 Okay. Wait! How will I know that I've leveled up enough? 549 00:28:12,231 --> 00:28:15,067 - Uh, get over 100, then we'll talk. - Whoa. 550 00:28:15,100 --> 00:28:17,102 - Bye now. - That's so much more than one. 551 00:28:17,136 --> 00:28:18,471 - It's like 99 more... - Bye now. 552 00:28:18,504 --> 00:28:19,505 Okay. 553 00:28:22,641 --> 00:28:25,177 (EXHALES, CHUCKLES) 554 00:28:33,251 --> 00:28:35,454 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 555 00:28:37,022 --> 00:28:39,091 (SIRENS BLARING) 556 00:28:49,970 --> 00:28:51,003 (MAN SCREAMS) 557 00:28:51,036 --> 00:28:53,105 (MOTORCYCLE ENGINE REVVING) 558 00:28:57,376 --> 00:28:58,444 Hi. 559 00:29:04,583 --> 00:29:06,585 - (GASPS) - (ALARM BEEPING) 560 00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:10,256 - (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) - (GUNS FIRING) 561 00:29:18,764 --> 00:29:21,066 (BEEPING RAPIDLY) 562 00:29:21,100 --> 00:29:23,035 - (ALARM BEEPING) - (GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION) 563 00:29:26,539 --> 00:29:27,606 Thanks, Guy. 564 00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:30,309 (LAUGHING) 565 00:29:40,553 --> 00:29:41,554 (BEEPING) 566 00:29:47,861 --> 00:29:49,061 Good morning, Goldie. 567 00:29:49,796 --> 00:29:51,430 Good morning, Goldie. 568 00:29:51,463 --> 00:29:53,299 Good fucking morning, Goldie. 569 00:29:53,332 --> 00:29:56,970 I have three words for you. Blue Shirt Guy. 570 00:29:57,003 --> 00:30:01,841 BSG is leveling up and at a record pace by playing the hero. 571 00:30:01,876 --> 00:30:05,544 It's got people all over the world asking, "Just who is this guy?" 572 00:30:05,578 --> 00:30:09,315 I don't know who this guy is, but he's out-skilling all these players. 573 00:30:09,348 --> 00:30:11,083 GAMER: And here he is, taking out Beefoven, 574 00:30:11,116 --> 00:30:13,118 a level 102 from Clan Ragnarok. 575 00:30:13,152 --> 00:30:15,154 This is bullshit. Who is this guy? 576 00:30:15,187 --> 00:30:16,355 I don't know, but he's good. 577 00:30:16,388 --> 00:30:18,657 Yeah, he's good. He looks like an NPC 578 00:30:18,691 --> 00:30:21,226 but he's running around, leveling up crazy fast 579 00:30:21,259 --> 00:30:22,895 by being the freaking good guy. 580 00:30:22,929 --> 00:30:25,631 ALEX TREBEK: "This colorful character in the video game Free City 581 00:30:25,664 --> 00:30:28,835 "has been turning heads by being the good guy." 582 00:30:28,868 --> 00:30:30,569 - Piper. - Who is Blue Shirt Guy? 583 00:30:30,603 --> 00:30:31,972 ALEX TREBEK: You're absolutely right. 584 00:30:32,005 --> 00:30:37,043 Blue Shirt Guy. Who is he or she indeed? 585 00:30:37,077 --> 00:30:39,277 (UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 586 00:30:50,522 --> 00:30:53,258 Whoo-hoo! (CONTINUES WHOOPING) 587 00:30:54,293 --> 00:30:56,328 (UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 588 00:31:01,861 --> 00:31:05,657 (SPEAKING JAPANESE) There's a worldwide craze that has captured kids' hearts-- Blue Shirt Guy! 589 00:31:06,282 --> 00:31:07,367 Hello, Hinata. 590 00:31:08,034 --> 00:31:09,536 You have a great outfit. 591 00:31:09,786 --> 00:31:10,954 Don't have a good day, 592 00:31:11,162 --> 00:31:12,539 Have a GREAT day! 593 00:31:12,705 --> 00:31:15,458 Crazy awesome!!! 594 00:31:15,648 --> 00:31:17,516 (UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES) 595 00:31:24,523 --> 00:31:25,859 (GRUNTING) 596 00:31:34,633 --> 00:31:35,634 (GUN CLICKS) 597 00:31:56,422 --> 00:31:59,993 Well, well, well. Look who decided to come to work today, huh? 598 00:32:00,026 --> 00:32:02,594 Look, where have you been? I've been worried sick about you... 599 00:32:03,629 --> 00:32:04,763 What is this shirt? 600 00:32:04,798 --> 00:32:06,298 Where's your collar at? Where's the rest of the buttons? 601 00:32:07,167 --> 00:32:08,802 And it's not tucked in. You look sloppy. 602 00:32:08,835 --> 00:32:11,670 Matter of fact, you look horrible. Did you pick up some muscles, too? 603 00:32:11,704 --> 00:32:13,173 Or is somebody outside pumping you up? 604 00:32:13,205 --> 00:32:16,208 I'm sorry that I haven't been around, Bud. 605 00:32:16,241 --> 00:32:17,676 I've been figuring some stuff out. 606 00:32:17,710 --> 00:32:20,847 Whatcha mean, "figure stuff out"? It is nothing to figure out. 607 00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:22,715 Okay? You go to bed, you wake up, 608 00:32:22,748 --> 00:32:24,516 you get some coffee, then you come to work. 609 00:32:24,550 --> 00:32:26,251 And then you repeat the same thing tomorrow. 610 00:32:26,284 --> 00:32:28,154 - The girl. - Oh, my God. 611 00:32:28,188 --> 00:32:29,455 I talked to her. I talked to her. 612 00:32:29,488 --> 00:32:32,158 - The one with the sunglasses? - The sunglasses, yes! 613 00:32:32,192 --> 00:32:33,893 I talked to one of the sunglass people 614 00:32:33,927 --> 00:32:36,796 - and now I'm one of the sunglass people. - (DOOR OPENS) 615 00:32:36,830 --> 00:32:38,297 - Me. - (GUN COCKS) 616 00:32:38,330 --> 00:32:40,033 ROBBER: Everybody down on the ground! 617 00:32:40,066 --> 00:32:41,500 You're so hot. 618 00:32:41,533 --> 00:32:44,470 What if I could tell you that you could be more? 619 00:32:44,503 --> 00:32:45,939 Your life could be fuller. 620 00:32:45,972 --> 00:32:48,174 That you're free to make your own decisions. Your own choices. 621 00:32:48,209 --> 00:32:49,241 Yo, dumbass. 622 00:32:49,274 --> 00:32:50,777 We are in the middle of something. 623 00:32:51,343 --> 00:32:52,578 - Uh... - (TUTTING) 624 00:32:52,611 --> 00:32:55,214 - (WHISPERS) That's my gun. - (TUTTING) Quiet time. 625 00:32:55,247 --> 00:32:58,650 These puppies changed my life. And they're gonna change yours, too. 626 00:32:58,684 --> 00:33:00,619 Come on now, you know we don't wear sunglasses. 627 00:33:01,087 --> 00:33:02,488 (LAUGHS) 628 00:33:02,521 --> 00:33:04,456 (WHISPERS) We do now. 629 00:33:06,025 --> 00:33:07,093 Mine now. 630 00:33:07,127 --> 00:33:08,660 Are you kidding me? 631 00:33:10,964 --> 00:33:12,698 - Put 'em on. - No. 632 00:33:12,731 --> 00:33:14,868 Life doesn't have to be something that just happens to us. All right? 633 00:33:14,901 --> 00:33:17,971 Just put the glasses on and you're gonna see. 634 00:33:18,004 --> 00:33:19,671 You're gonna see. 635 00:33:22,909 --> 00:33:23,977 Come on. 636 00:33:25,011 --> 00:33:26,478 I can't, okay? 637 00:33:28,347 --> 00:33:29,614 I'm sorry. 638 00:33:36,355 --> 00:33:38,258 I'm keeping these, asshole mouth. 639 00:33:38,290 --> 00:33:40,794 Now get out of here. Go be nicer. 640 00:33:40,827 --> 00:33:42,862 Beat it. Go, go, go. 641 00:33:42,895 --> 00:33:44,496 Don't walk, run. 642 00:33:45,064 --> 00:33:46,866 And you... (EXCLAIMS) 643 00:33:46,899 --> 00:33:48,001 - Ugh. - (CLATTERS) 644 00:33:48,034 --> 00:33:49,735 Sorry. 645 00:33:49,768 --> 00:33:53,072 Um, you could do so much better than that guy. 646 00:33:53,106 --> 00:33:56,375 You could be with, like, a good guy. 647 00:33:57,309 --> 00:33:59,611 Or maybe I don't have to be with any guy. 648 00:33:59,645 --> 00:34:02,248 Right? Exactly. Most of them are awful. 649 00:34:02,282 --> 00:34:04,083 - They really are. - Terrible. 650 00:34:04,117 --> 00:34:05,484 Yeah, do whatever you wanna do. 651 00:34:07,352 --> 00:34:09,421 (FOOTSTEPS RECEDING) 652 00:34:12,724 --> 00:34:14,359 You're my best friend, Buddy. 653 00:34:14,393 --> 00:34:16,695 And you don't have to be scared. 654 00:34:16,728 --> 00:34:19,665 If you change your mind, I'll be around. 655 00:34:25,671 --> 00:34:28,107 MOUSER: Yo, Keys, our Blue Shirt Guy is everywhere. 656 00:34:29,075 --> 00:34:30,176 KEYS: I know. 657 00:34:30,209 --> 00:34:31,677 MOUSER: Who is this guy? 658 00:34:46,458 --> 00:34:47,994 (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON RADIO) 659 00:35:00,739 --> 00:35:02,308 I'm here. 660 00:35:02,342 --> 00:35:04,077 I really appreciate this, Keys. 661 00:35:04,110 --> 00:35:05,979 KEYS: Okay. Just to be clear, 662 00:35:06,012 --> 00:35:08,982 all I'm doing right now is opening the door. 663 00:35:09,015 --> 00:35:12,384 If this clip really does prove that Antwan reused our code illegally, 664 00:35:12,417 --> 00:35:13,618 go find it and get out. 665 00:35:14,821 --> 00:35:19,125 Player's doing the jewelry store mission in midtown. 666 00:35:19,158 --> 00:35:20,726 That gives you 5 minutes. 667 00:35:23,162 --> 00:35:24,463 And go. 668 00:35:33,438 --> 00:35:35,975 Keys, you're a goddamn genius. 669 00:35:36,009 --> 00:35:37,243 KEYS: Really? 670 00:35:37,277 --> 00:35:38,644 I'm sitting on the toilet right now, stealing user codes, 671 00:35:38,677 --> 00:35:40,512 so I don't exactly feel like one. 672 00:35:40,545 --> 00:35:41,981 Oh, you never have. 673 00:35:42,015 --> 00:35:44,150 Good thing I know better. 674 00:35:44,183 --> 00:35:47,552 KEYS: All right. The clip you're looking for should be on the wall to your left. 675 00:35:47,586 --> 00:35:49,488 - Thanks for the assist. - You got it. 676 00:35:49,521 --> 00:35:51,057 I hope it has the proof you're looking for. 677 00:36:05,171 --> 00:36:07,040 (ALARM BLARING) 678 00:36:16,149 --> 00:36:17,817 Keys! I need your help! 679 00:36:17,850 --> 00:36:19,651 He's got that place booby-trapped with spawn points. 680 00:36:19,685 --> 00:36:20,954 Millie, I can't help you. 681 00:36:28,527 --> 00:36:30,562 (MOTORBIKE REVVING) 682 00:36:32,832 --> 00:36:34,566 (MEN GRUNT) 683 00:36:42,474 --> 00:36:43,675 Blue Shirt Guy? 684 00:36:43,709 --> 00:36:47,579 It's a Henley. Was that cool? It felt really cool. 685 00:36:47,612 --> 00:36:51,050 You look really pretty. Wow, this house is so nice. 686 00:36:58,557 --> 00:37:00,026 What are you doing here? 687 00:37:00,059 --> 00:37:02,761 I was trying to steal a video clip, now we're trying not to die. 688 00:37:03,729 --> 00:37:04,931 Who are you talking to? 689 00:37:06,665 --> 00:37:10,136 You know, that player in the NPC skin. 690 00:37:10,169 --> 00:37:12,537 Millie, there are no other players in that house. 691 00:37:13,705 --> 00:37:16,042 - (GROANS) - That actually hurt my hand. 692 00:37:16,075 --> 00:37:17,143 Get down! 693 00:37:18,311 --> 00:37:19,678 - (YELLS) - (GRUNTS) 694 00:37:22,982 --> 00:37:24,050 (GROANS) 695 00:37:27,519 --> 00:37:29,822 (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 696 00:37:58,017 --> 00:37:59,185 (CAR HORN HONKS) 697 00:38:04,756 --> 00:38:05,792 - (BONE CRACKS) - (GROANS) 698 00:38:05,825 --> 00:38:08,895 (YELLS) I'm sorry! Oh, God! (GAGS) 699 00:38:13,299 --> 00:38:14,699 We're doing great. 700 00:38:23,376 --> 00:38:24,911 (REVVING) 701 00:38:26,345 --> 00:38:27,447 Wow! 702 00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:29,614 (GRUNTS) 703 00:38:29,648 --> 00:38:31,150 We should definitely go! 704 00:38:32,617 --> 00:38:33,886 Oh, shit! 705 00:38:40,993 --> 00:38:43,296 - Is that a Glock in your pocket? - No. 706 00:38:43,329 --> 00:38:45,263 - What? - It's two Glocks. 707 00:38:46,365 --> 00:38:47,631 Oh! 708 00:38:54,474 --> 00:38:56,109 (TIRES SCREECHING) 709 00:39:02,646 --> 00:39:04,183 (MEN GROANING) 710 00:39:06,650 --> 00:39:08,855 (ROMANTIC MUSIC RESUMES) 711 00:39:19,866 --> 00:39:21,968 I don't suppose this thing can fly. 712 00:39:22,001 --> 00:39:23,236 (LAUGHS) No. 713 00:39:23,269 --> 00:39:24,337 Jump. 714 00:39:25,071 --> 00:39:26,205 Wow! 715 00:39:27,306 --> 00:39:30,076 Whoa! (LAUGHING) 716 00:39:33,346 --> 00:39:34,413 (EXHALES) 717 00:39:38,184 --> 00:39:39,684 Oh, shit. 718 00:39:40,820 --> 00:39:43,022 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 719 00:39:54,433 --> 00:39:56,202 Good morning, sheeple! 720 00:39:56,235 --> 00:39:57,837 Oh, you are fired. 721 00:39:57,870 --> 00:40:00,273 There is some concern with the bloody zombies, retailers won't carry the game. 722 00:40:00,306 --> 00:40:02,041 Cut it. It's out. Never even happened. Next. 723 00:40:02,074 --> 00:40:03,242 It's your lawyers. They need to get your deposition... 724 00:40:03,276 --> 00:40:06,045 Speak. Which lawsuit are we talking about? 725 00:40:06,078 --> 00:40:08,781 Millie, Millie Rusk? No sweat. 726 00:40:08,814 --> 00:40:10,416 That will never see the inside of a courtroom... 727 00:40:10,449 --> 00:40:13,618 because she's got no proof and her ex-partner works for me. 728 00:40:13,653 --> 00:40:14,686 We're golden. 729 00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:16,222 Antwan, hey. You look great. 730 00:40:16,254 --> 00:40:17,823 Uh, I thought you were still at Burning Man. 731 00:40:17,857 --> 00:40:20,359 Oh, does it look like I'm still at Burning Man? 732 00:40:20,393 --> 00:40:21,460 You, you, you... 733 00:40:21,494 --> 00:40:23,596 No. So, shut your stupid, bearded face and listen. 734 00:40:23,629 --> 00:40:26,399 You heard about the asshole running around in the game who looks like an NPC? 735 00:40:26,432 --> 00:40:29,202 Yeah, yeah. We call him Blue Shirt Guy. But we're gonna get rid of him. 736 00:40:29,235 --> 00:40:32,672 Don't get rid of him. People like him. It's all over social media. No. 737 00:40:32,704 --> 00:40:35,808 In fact, know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna use the skin in Free City 2. 738 00:40:35,841 --> 00:40:39,345 Oh, art nerds! We're gonna make some upgrades to Blue Shirt, all right? 739 00:40:39,378 --> 00:40:41,414 'Roid him out. Make him a hitman or something. 740 00:40:41,447 --> 00:40:44,584 Antwan, we're already way behind porting over the skins from Free City 1. 741 00:40:44,617 --> 00:40:46,118 ANTWAN: Skins? Don't even worry about that. 742 00:40:46,152 --> 00:40:47,954 They won't be usable in Free City 2. 743 00:40:47,987 --> 00:40:49,721 KEYS: Antwan, you told the fans... 744 00:40:49,754 --> 00:40:51,557 Free City 2 is backwards compatible. It was in the commercial. 745 00:40:51,591 --> 00:40:53,925 You said there'd be the same characters in the sequel. 746 00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:57,330 Well, here's the thing. When I said that, I was lying. 747 00:40:57,363 --> 00:40:59,832 Listen, Antwan, the game is already buggier than ever. 748 00:40:59,865 --> 00:41:01,434 I got a stack of user complaints, like a mile high. 749 00:41:01,467 --> 00:41:03,069 Look, I know it sucks. 750 00:41:03,102 --> 00:41:07,406 But the IP recognition is rock hard. Okay? So don't even worry about it. 751 00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:10,710 I'm just saying, we could make an original game. 752 00:41:10,742 --> 00:41:12,245 ANTWAN: What? 753 00:41:12,278 --> 00:41:14,513 Make an original? Why would I do that when I could make a sequel? 754 00:41:14,547 --> 00:41:15,581 A sequel. 755 00:41:15,615 --> 00:41:16,983 So we can make it better? 756 00:41:17,016 --> 00:41:19,885 IPs and sequels, that is the thing that people want. 757 00:41:19,919 --> 00:41:21,153 - Let me ask you a question. - Okay. 758 00:41:21,187 --> 00:41:22,722 You love Kentucky Fried Chicken, right? 759 00:41:22,754 --> 00:41:24,323 - MOUSER: Mmm-hmm. - No. 760 00:41:24,357 --> 00:41:26,859 If you love Kentucky Fried Chicken, and I make Kentucky Fried Chicken, 761 00:41:26,892 --> 00:41:28,894 and I know that you love Kentucky Fried Chicken, 762 00:41:28,928 --> 00:41:30,429 why would I make another restaurant called, 763 00:41:30,463 --> 00:41:32,865 uh, I don't know, "Albuquerque Boiled Turkey"? 764 00:41:32,898 --> 00:41:34,766 - Okay? Makes no sense, homie. - MOUSER: Mmm-hmm. No sense. 765 00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:39,038 What am I gonna give you? A sequel. Kentucky Fried Chicken-Chicken, Part Two. 766 00:41:39,071 --> 00:41:41,474 MOUSER: Uh, yum. Drop the deuce on him. 767 00:41:41,507 --> 00:41:43,776 Come on. Come here. Come here. 768 00:41:43,809 --> 00:41:45,244 I don't want you to stress 769 00:41:45,278 --> 00:41:47,313 that glorious shampoo commercial head of yours about it. 770 00:41:47,346 --> 00:41:50,783 Free City 2 is gonna be jumunjious. 771 00:41:50,816 --> 00:41:52,818 That's not a word. 772 00:41:54,220 --> 00:41:56,254 You sure you don't wanna bump up to programming? 773 00:41:56,289 --> 00:41:59,125 I know you got the brains for it. 774 00:41:59,158 --> 00:42:01,560 No thanks. I'm good right where I am. 775 00:42:03,396 --> 00:42:08,000 Love it. Fear of flying. Can't say I can relate. 776 00:42:08,034 --> 00:42:10,503 But all good with me if I don't have to pay you more. 777 00:42:10,536 --> 00:42:12,171 Antwan out. 778 00:42:13,105 --> 00:42:14,272 (SIGHS) 779 00:42:20,413 --> 00:42:22,114 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 780 00:42:22,783 --> 00:42:24,350 Who is this guy? 781 00:42:32,558 --> 00:42:33,659 MOLOTOVGIRL: Wow! 782 00:42:33,693 --> 00:42:35,328 GUY: I took your advice. 783 00:42:37,263 --> 00:42:38,431 I leveled up. 784 00:42:39,365 --> 00:42:40,833 Impressive. 785 00:42:42,268 --> 00:42:44,370 Why are you doing all of this? 786 00:42:44,403 --> 00:42:48,541 You know, I guess I felt... trapped. 787 00:42:49,608 --> 00:42:51,310 You know, in my life. 788 00:42:51,344 --> 00:42:53,379 I just felt so... 789 00:42:53,746 --> 00:42:55,214 Stuck. 790 00:42:56,615 --> 00:42:59,985 Yeah. And then I saw you. 791 00:43:01,354 --> 00:43:03,189 Then I saw you. 792 00:43:03,955 --> 00:43:05,257 Who are you? 793 00:43:05,858 --> 00:43:07,093 I'm Guy. 794 00:43:07,126 --> 00:43:09,395 No, who are you really? 795 00:43:09,428 --> 00:43:10,262 Still Guy. 796 00:43:10,296 --> 00:43:15,101 All of this, leveling up so fast. 797 00:43:15,134 --> 00:43:17,703 Giving this whole world the finger. 798 00:43:17,737 --> 00:43:19,038 How are you pulling this off? 799 00:43:19,071 --> 00:43:22,074 I've never given anyone any of my fingers. 800 00:43:22,108 --> 00:43:23,943 (CLICKS TONGUE, WHISPERS) You work at Soonami, don't you? 801 00:43:23,976 --> 00:43:25,779 - No. - You've got an inside track. 802 00:43:25,812 --> 00:43:27,513 - I work at the bank. - Right. The bank. 803 00:43:27,546 --> 00:43:31,884 So, you're just this incredible hacker who happens to work at the bank. 804 00:43:31,917 --> 00:43:33,486 Yes, I work at the bank. 805 00:43:33,519 --> 00:43:35,654 Where did you get that skin? 806 00:43:36,823 --> 00:43:38,557 It's always sort of been there. 807 00:43:38,591 --> 00:43:40,993 Why do people keep asking me that question? 808 00:43:41,026 --> 00:43:43,028 I don't know, why do they? 809 00:43:46,065 --> 00:43:49,201 No, no. Not doing that. I... 810 00:43:50,102 --> 00:43:51,670 What's happening right now? 811 00:43:51,704 --> 00:43:53,639 I don't know, but I don't buy it. 812 00:43:53,672 --> 00:43:55,007 No. 813 00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:56,976 - Okay, fine. I'll forget it. - Fine. Good. 814 00:43:57,009 --> 00:43:58,444 - I'll let it go. - Yes. 815 00:43:58,879 --> 00:44:00,112 Great. 816 00:44:00,146 --> 00:44:01,714 We all have our secrets, I guess. 817 00:44:01,747 --> 00:44:03,416 Yes, we do. 818 00:44:06,152 --> 00:44:07,153 Hey. 819 00:44:08,621 --> 00:44:10,556 Do you like ice cream? 820 00:44:10,589 --> 00:44:13,827 MOLOTOVGIRL: I can't believe I've never been here. 821 00:44:13,860 --> 00:44:15,761 Well, it's sort of a secret. 822 00:44:15,796 --> 00:44:19,565 That's why me and my buddy, Buddy, always come here. It's quiet and safe. 823 00:44:19,598 --> 00:44:21,300 Yeah, it makes sense. 824 00:44:22,468 --> 00:44:25,070 No missions here. 825 00:44:25,104 --> 00:44:28,407 Oh, you gotta try this. You're gonna think I'm crazy. 826 00:44:28,441 --> 00:44:30,042 This is my favorite flavor in the whole world. 827 00:44:30,075 --> 00:44:31,210 We'll take two of the usual, please. 828 00:44:31,243 --> 00:44:32,545 ICE CREAM VENDOR: You got it, Guy. 829 00:44:32,578 --> 00:44:34,647 It's bubble gum flavor. 830 00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:36,482 You think I'm crazy, don't you? 831 00:44:36,515 --> 00:44:37,584 Guy... 832 00:44:37,616 --> 00:44:40,753 Get out of my brain hole! I love bubble gum ice cream. 833 00:44:40,787 --> 00:44:42,755 No, you don't. Are you making fun of me right now? 834 00:44:42,789 --> 00:44:45,257 No! Nobody likes bubble gum ice cream. 835 00:44:45,291 --> 00:44:46,358 No, I do. 836 00:44:46,392 --> 00:44:47,794 I had a relationship end over bubble gum ice cream. 837 00:44:47,828 --> 00:44:49,061 - No way. Here. - Yeah. 838 00:44:49,094 --> 00:44:50,729 - Cheers. - Cheers. 839 00:44:50,763 --> 00:44:52,031 Mmm. 840 00:44:52,064 --> 00:44:53,432 How good is that? 841 00:44:53,466 --> 00:44:54,599 You can taste it? 842 00:44:54,633 --> 00:44:58,304 Taste it? It's like my tongue had a baby with a sunrise. 843 00:44:58,337 --> 00:44:59,638 - MOLOTOVGIRL: Mmm-hmm? - Mmm. 844 00:45:00,941 --> 00:45:02,776 Coffee used to be my favorite food, 845 00:45:02,809 --> 00:45:05,377 but compared to this, it tastes like liquid suffering. 846 00:45:05,411 --> 00:45:07,480 - (LAUGHS) - What? 847 00:45:07,513 --> 00:45:08,547 (LAUGHING) 848 00:45:10,216 --> 00:45:13,118 Nothing. You're funny. 849 00:45:14,353 --> 00:45:15,789 - I am? - Yeah. 850 00:45:15,822 --> 00:45:18,256 Weird funny. (CHUCKLES) 851 00:45:18,290 --> 00:45:20,893 But that's kind of my speed. 852 00:45:20,927 --> 00:45:23,062 Weird funny, that's totally my speed, too. 853 00:45:23,095 --> 00:45:25,097 - Great. - Yeah. I know a joke. 854 00:45:25,130 --> 00:45:26,732 A weird funny joke. You wanna hear it? 855 00:45:26,765 --> 00:45:28,501 - Please. - Okay. 856 00:45:28,534 --> 00:45:33,239 A homosexual and a man in a wheelchair are trying to murder a very small child... 857 00:45:33,271 --> 00:45:35,809 - The cripple says to the homosexual... - Whoa. Stop, stop. 858 00:45:35,842 --> 00:45:38,010 Stop! Where did you hear that? 859 00:45:38,043 --> 00:45:40,546 A robbery. The gunman told it to the driver 860 00:45:40,579 --> 00:45:43,916 who thought it was hilarious, so I memorized it and told everyone. 861 00:45:43,950 --> 00:45:45,718 Word of advice? 862 00:45:45,751 --> 00:45:49,021 Don't crib your jokes from the trolls of Free City. 863 00:45:49,054 --> 00:45:50,155 Trolls? 864 00:45:50,189 --> 00:45:51,657 Is that a swing set? 865 00:46:16,917 --> 00:46:18,317 Holy... 866 00:46:26,225 --> 00:46:28,561 MOLOTOVGIRL: Okay, this is too weird. 867 00:46:28,593 --> 00:46:31,664 Vintage Mariah, bubble gum ice cream, and now swings? 868 00:46:31,697 --> 00:46:34,133 - This is too weird. - I thought the same thing, too. 869 00:46:34,166 --> 00:46:35,568 I thought the same thing. 870 00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:38,737 When I was younger, I was obsessed with swings. 871 00:46:40,139 --> 00:46:42,141 Growing up in my family, it was... 872 00:46:42,174 --> 00:46:44,911 (SIGHS) You don't wanna hear this. No. 873 00:46:44,945 --> 00:46:47,079 Oh, I wanna hear everything. 874 00:46:47,112 --> 00:46:48,747 (HESITATES) Oh. 875 00:46:48,782 --> 00:46:52,117 Growing up in my family, it wasn't good enough to be great. 876 00:46:52,151 --> 00:46:55,989 You had to win, and that pressure, you know, 877 00:46:56,022 --> 00:46:58,524 it was just constant. 878 00:46:58,557 --> 00:47:02,094 But when I was in the backyard on that little swing... 879 00:47:02,127 --> 00:47:03,362 You know that moment, 880 00:47:03,395 --> 00:47:07,333 that split second between rising and falling, 881 00:47:07,366 --> 00:47:09,568 when you're totally weightless, it feels like you're free. 882 00:47:09,602 --> 00:47:10,636 In love. 883 00:47:10,669 --> 00:47:12,839 Free. What you said. Yeah. 884 00:47:15,608 --> 00:47:17,811 I really wanna kiss you. Is that weird? 885 00:47:19,079 --> 00:47:20,512 You want to kiss me? 886 00:47:22,015 --> 00:47:24,216 I wanna kiss you so badly. 887 00:47:24,249 --> 00:47:25,718 You want to kiss me badly? 888 00:47:25,751 --> 00:47:27,152 - No! - No? 889 00:47:27,186 --> 00:47:29,089 No, no, no, no, no. I wanna kiss you well. 890 00:47:29,121 --> 00:47:30,656 I mean, I'm an idiot, 891 00:47:30,689 --> 00:47:32,358 so I say things like an idiot sometimes. 892 00:47:32,391 --> 00:47:33,927 No, you're not. You're not. 893 00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:35,394 I mean, um, 894 00:47:36,295 --> 00:47:38,865 uh, if you know how to, go for it. 895 00:47:38,898 --> 00:47:40,232 I know how. 896 00:47:41,433 --> 00:47:42,434 Okay. 897 00:47:44,570 --> 00:47:46,171 Here it goes. 898 00:47:53,113 --> 00:47:54,480 (SILENCE DESCENDS) 899 00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:02,789 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 900 00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:12,665 That was so much better than ice cream. 901 00:48:12,698 --> 00:48:14,034 - (CHUCKLING) - Whoa! 902 00:48:14,067 --> 00:48:15,701 I think someone's at the door. 903 00:48:15,734 --> 00:48:16,836 I'll say. 904 00:48:16,870 --> 00:48:18,603 Well, this was great. 905 00:48:18,637 --> 00:48:21,876 - Yeah, it was. - Let's meet up again sometime soon. Yeah? 906 00:48:21,908 --> 00:48:23,843 Yes. Definitely. 907 00:48:23,876 --> 00:48:25,477 Maybe in the real world. 908 00:48:25,511 --> 00:48:26,913 What? 909 00:48:26,946 --> 00:48:28,347 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 910 00:48:28,380 --> 00:48:29,882 - Okay. Bye. - Okay. 911 00:48:31,183 --> 00:48:33,119 Bye, Molotov. 912 00:48:33,153 --> 00:48:37,222 Hey... my real name is Millie. 913 00:48:38,223 --> 00:48:42,227 My real name continues to be Guy. 914 00:48:47,366 --> 00:48:48,901 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 915 00:48:48,935 --> 00:48:51,805 KEYS: Millie, open up! Millie, it's me, it's Keys! Open up! Come on! 916 00:48:51,838 --> 00:48:54,907 (CONTINUES KNOCKING) Millie! It's me, open up! 917 00:48:54,941 --> 00:48:57,309 - What? - You were right. 918 00:48:57,342 --> 00:48:59,344 - You were right. - Oh, come on in. 919 00:48:59,378 --> 00:49:02,015 You were right. Our code, it is in Free City 920 00:49:02,048 --> 00:49:04,717 and, Millie, it works. 921 00:49:04,750 --> 00:49:06,452 Yeah, I know. But we don't have proof. 922 00:49:06,485 --> 00:49:08,520 KEYS: Just forget about that for one second. 923 00:49:08,554 --> 00:49:10,790 I'm saying that our game, Life Itself, 924 00:49:10,824 --> 00:49:13,960 where characters would grow and change and feel real... 925 00:49:13,993 --> 00:49:15,161 - Yeah? - ...worked. 926 00:49:15,195 --> 00:49:16,930 - Keys. - The AI worked. 927 00:49:16,963 --> 00:49:20,399 It's the reason why Free City is so realistic and people love it so much. 928 00:49:20,432 --> 00:49:22,434 And of course it doesn't look the same. 929 00:49:22,468 --> 00:49:25,404 There's no waterfalls, there's no butterflies and unicorns, 930 00:49:25,437 --> 00:49:28,174 all the characters have different skins. Of course they do. 931 00:49:28,209 --> 00:49:33,046 But the underlying code in the game is the same. Our code. 932 00:49:33,079 --> 00:49:34,713 And Guy, I mean, he has evolved way further 933 00:49:34,747 --> 00:49:36,149 than we thought was even possible. 934 00:49:36,182 --> 00:49:38,450 Wait, are you talking about the hacker in the NPC skin? 935 00:49:38,484 --> 00:49:42,122 Millie, I'm talking about the fact that Blue Shirt Guy... 936 00:49:42,155 --> 00:49:43,255 MILLIE: Yeah? 937 00:49:43,288 --> 00:49:45,125 ...is not a player. 938 00:49:45,158 --> 00:49:48,128 He is an algorithm who thinks he's alive. 939 00:49:48,161 --> 00:49:50,362 I mean, hell, technically, he is alive. 940 00:49:50,395 --> 00:49:54,666 He is the first real artificial intelligence. 941 00:49:56,035 --> 00:49:57,937 - (EXCLAIMS) No! No. - KEYS: I know. 942 00:49:57,971 --> 00:49:59,371 - No, no, no. - Yeah, yeah. 943 00:49:59,404 --> 00:50:01,007 - Guy? My Guy? - KEYS: Guy. 944 00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:02,274 - One who has been... - Your Guy? 945 00:50:02,307 --> 00:50:03,709 - Holy... - KEYS: This is a good thing. 946 00:50:03,742 --> 00:50:05,111 No, it's really bad. 947 00:50:05,145 --> 00:50:08,714 Millie, his code, it's thousands of times the size it should be. 948 00:50:08,747 --> 00:50:10,883 We did it, Mills. 949 00:50:10,917 --> 00:50:14,954 We did it. Everything that we wanted to create, it actually happened. 950 00:50:14,988 --> 00:50:18,825 Okay? Did you know that the NPCs have private lives? 951 00:50:18,858 --> 00:50:21,060 One of the baristas learned how to make a cappuccino through trial and error. 952 00:50:21,094 --> 00:50:23,428 I mean, that's really difficult. I can't even do that. 953 00:50:23,462 --> 00:50:25,697 I can't even froth my own oat milk in the morning. 954 00:50:25,731 --> 00:50:28,234 And the Bombshell character in the game 955 00:50:28,268 --> 00:50:31,137 wrote a memoir that's a searing indictment 956 00:50:31,171 --> 00:50:32,839 of gender roles, the patriarchy... 957 00:50:32,872 --> 00:50:35,008 It's a little preachy in parts, but overall, it's pretty good. 958 00:50:35,041 --> 00:50:36,375 Millie, we have to celebrate! 959 00:50:36,408 --> 00:50:37,877 - No, this can't be happening. - What are you talking about? 960 00:50:37,910 --> 00:50:40,712 - This is what we've been working for! - No, I let him kiss me! 961 00:50:42,115 --> 00:50:43,682 So, yeah. 962 00:50:45,684 --> 00:50:46,786 (CHUCKLES) 963 00:50:46,820 --> 00:50:48,720 I'm sorry, wait, you let who kiss you? 964 00:50:48,754 --> 00:50:49,789 MILLIE: Guy. 965 00:50:50,890 --> 00:50:52,091 Guy? 966 00:50:52,125 --> 00:50:56,628 The first time I kiss a non-toxic guy in like forever 967 00:50:56,662 --> 00:50:59,464 and of course he's not even real! 968 00:50:59,498 --> 00:51:00,967 Uh, there's not a button for that. 969 00:51:01,868 --> 00:51:03,335 Oh, he found the button. 970 00:51:03,368 --> 00:51:04,770 - Okay. - MILLIE: Yeah. 971 00:51:04,804 --> 00:51:07,339 - I am... I'm so confused. - Why is it so hot? 972 00:51:07,372 --> 00:51:09,210 KEYS: And surprisingly curious. 973 00:51:09,242 --> 00:51:12,846 (CHUCKLES) You let an artificially intelligent 974 00:51:12,879 --> 00:51:14,513 - video game character kiss you? - Oh, okay, 975 00:51:14,546 --> 00:51:15,581 can you just stop saying it like that? 976 00:51:15,614 --> 00:51:16,682 And then you thought that would be... 977 00:51:16,715 --> 00:51:18,483 Because you have got to meet him, Keys. 978 00:51:18,517 --> 00:51:21,586 He's funny, and he's sweet, and he's so handsome. 979 00:51:21,620 --> 00:51:23,923 Oh, my God, now I'm saying it out loud. 980 00:51:23,957 --> 00:51:28,094 Also, Millie, food for thought, he's like four. 981 00:51:28,127 --> 00:51:29,228 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 982 00:51:29,262 --> 00:51:30,897 - Really? You're gonna do that? - Really. 983 00:51:30,930 --> 00:51:32,832 Wow, you just made that really creepy. 984 00:51:32,866 --> 00:51:34,300 (BOTH LAUGHING) 985 00:51:34,334 --> 00:51:36,435 Millie, put all that aside. Weird or not, when people find out about this, 986 00:51:36,468 --> 00:51:39,238 you could win a Nobel Prize. Oh, God. 987 00:51:39,272 --> 00:51:40,306 What? 988 00:51:40,340 --> 00:51:42,241 Oh, my God, if they see this... 989 00:51:42,275 --> 00:51:43,508 - MILLIE: What? What is it? - Oh! 990 00:51:43,542 --> 00:51:45,510 KEYS: Antwan. What else? 991 00:51:45,544 --> 00:51:47,981 He's lying. He lied about using our code, 992 00:51:48,014 --> 00:51:50,382 he's been lying about the game being backwards compatible. 993 00:51:50,415 --> 00:51:51,918 I think he's lying about Free City 1. 994 00:51:51,951 --> 00:51:53,219 What are you talking about? 995 00:51:53,253 --> 00:51:56,823 KEYS: Look. You see? There's not one mission, not one location... 996 00:51:56,856 --> 00:51:59,259 I mean, there's not even a single character from Free City 1 on here. 997 00:51:59,292 --> 00:52:00,726 Free City 2 is not an update... 998 00:52:00,759 --> 00:52:02,295 - It's a replacement. - Exactly. 999 00:52:02,328 --> 00:52:03,963 So when Free City 2 launches on Monday... 1000 00:52:03,997 --> 00:52:07,499 Blue Shirt Guy, all proof of our code, everything will be deleted. 1001 00:52:07,532 --> 00:52:09,235 He can't do that. 1002 00:52:09,269 --> 00:52:12,404 I mean, this is artificial life we're dealing with. I mean, that's insane. 1003 00:52:15,908 --> 00:52:17,043 We're screwed. 1004 00:52:17,810 --> 00:52:19,611 Maybe not. 1005 00:52:19,645 --> 00:52:21,881 If we can find our original build in the game, 1006 00:52:21,914 --> 00:52:24,750 it'll prove that Antwan used our code without properly licensing it. 1007 00:52:24,784 --> 00:52:27,220 And we just have to find it before Free City 2 launches. 1008 00:52:27,253 --> 00:52:28,553 We have 48 hours. 1009 00:52:28,587 --> 00:52:30,223 I've looked, Keys. You know I have. 1010 00:52:30,256 --> 00:52:31,490 I know you have. 1011 00:52:31,523 --> 00:52:34,093 But now that we both know about Blue Shirt Guy, 1012 00:52:34,127 --> 00:52:35,627 maybe he can help? 1013 00:52:35,661 --> 00:52:37,997 That would mean I'd have to tell him. 1014 00:52:38,031 --> 00:52:41,100 Millie, he's not gonna exist once the sequel launches. 1015 00:52:42,402 --> 00:52:44,370 His whole world's about to end. 1016 00:52:44,404 --> 00:52:46,705 Don't you think he'd want a chance to save it? 1017 00:52:48,740 --> 00:52:51,010 - ICE CREAM VENDOR: Here you go. - Thank you. 1018 00:52:51,044 --> 00:52:53,146 - You got it. - MILLIE: Guy? 1019 00:52:53,179 --> 00:52:54,479 Hey! Hi! 1020 00:52:54,513 --> 00:52:56,049 Guy, we need to talk. 1021 00:52:56,082 --> 00:52:58,851 What's going on with your voice? Where's your Australian accent? 1022 00:52:58,885 --> 00:52:59,919 British. 1023 00:52:59,953 --> 00:53:02,521 I think I know an Australian accent when I see one. 1024 00:53:02,554 --> 00:53:04,123 I turned off the accent filter. 1025 00:53:05,490 --> 00:53:06,758 This is me. 1026 00:53:07,126 --> 00:53:08,194 Good. 1027 00:53:08,227 --> 00:53:10,396 Look, I have to tell you something really important. 1028 00:53:10,430 --> 00:53:11,730 - Are you married? - (GASPS) 1029 00:53:11,763 --> 00:53:12,597 No. 1030 00:53:12,631 --> 00:53:15,969 - Oh, God. - (BOTH LAUGHING) 1031 00:53:16,002 --> 00:53:18,071 That would have been like the worst thing ever. 1032 00:53:18,104 --> 00:53:20,006 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Maybe not the worst thing. 1033 00:53:20,340 --> 00:53:21,506 Huh. 1034 00:53:21,540 --> 00:53:23,242 I have to show you something. 1035 00:53:24,410 --> 00:53:25,610 Okay. 1036 00:53:26,678 --> 00:53:28,747 (DISTANT SIREN WAILING) 1037 00:53:30,950 --> 00:53:31,851 Wow! 1038 00:53:31,884 --> 00:53:33,953 I always wondered what was in here. 1039 00:53:33,987 --> 00:53:36,389 ANNOUNCER: (ON SPEAKERS) Tune in to the Kill Cam 1040 00:53:36,422 --> 00:53:37,890 for more of today's highlights 1041 00:53:37,924 --> 00:53:42,095 of every bloody, bullet-ridden corner of Free City. 1042 00:53:42,128 --> 00:53:43,729 PHYLLIS: (ON TV) Has anyone seen my cat? 1043 00:53:43,762 --> 00:53:48,500 GUY: Hey, that's Phyllis. She's always losing her cats. 1044 00:53:48,533 --> 00:53:52,305 And there's Joe! He's my friend, I know that guy. 1045 00:53:52,338 --> 00:53:54,340 I don't get it. What is this place? 1046 00:53:54,374 --> 00:53:58,978 There is no easy way to say this, but this city is a game. 1047 00:53:59,012 --> 00:54:01,513 There's no easy way to say this, I know it's a game. 1048 00:54:01,546 --> 00:54:03,449 You taught me how to play it. (PLAYFULLY) Boop-boop. 1049 00:54:03,483 --> 00:54:04,884 MILLIE: Yes, you're right, I did. 1050 00:54:04,918 --> 00:54:08,754 But it's not just that it's like a game. It is a game. 1051 00:54:08,788 --> 00:54:12,225 It's a video game. And that's all it is. 1052 00:54:12,258 --> 00:54:15,228 So the entire world is a game? 1053 00:54:15,261 --> 00:54:16,362 Yes. 1054 00:54:16,396 --> 00:54:18,364 And we're all just players in the game? 1055 00:54:18,398 --> 00:54:20,664 Not exactly. 1056 00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:23,102 I'm a player. 1057 00:54:23,136 --> 00:54:26,772 All these people here are players. We live in the real world. 1058 00:54:26,806 --> 00:54:28,540 But you only exist here. 1059 00:54:28,573 --> 00:54:31,344 It's why you can never leave Free City. 1060 00:54:31,377 --> 00:54:33,279 You're what we call an NPC. 1061 00:54:33,312 --> 00:54:34,546 NPC. 1062 00:54:34,579 --> 00:54:37,616 The policeman and the muscular bunny rabbit, 1063 00:54:37,649 --> 00:54:38,918 they called me that. What is an NPC? 1064 00:54:38,950 --> 00:54:40,386 - ANNOUNCER: Let's take... - Just watch. 1065 00:54:40,420 --> 00:54:41,888 ...another look at that leaderboard. 1066 00:54:41,921 --> 00:54:43,189 ROBBER: (ON TV) Everybody get down on the ground! 1067 00:54:43,222 --> 00:54:44,689 BANK MANAGER: (ON TV) Nobody try to be a hero. 1068 00:54:44,723 --> 00:54:46,225 This will all be over soon. 1069 00:54:46,259 --> 00:54:47,493 I don't understand. 1070 00:54:47,527 --> 00:54:49,896 MILLIE: You're a non-player character. 1071 00:54:49,929 --> 00:54:52,331 - GUY: Non... - MILLIE: A background person. 1072 00:54:52,365 --> 00:54:55,802 Someone designed to make the game more fun for real people. 1073 00:54:55,835 --> 00:54:58,037 Wait, hold on a second. Just stop for a second. 1074 00:54:58,071 --> 00:54:59,405 I wanna make sure I'm getting this straight. 1075 00:54:59,439 --> 00:55:01,573 I just wanna fully understand here. 1076 00:55:01,606 --> 00:55:04,143 So, I'm fake? 1077 00:55:04,177 --> 00:55:07,612 The entire world is fake? I'm not even a main character, 1078 00:55:07,646 --> 00:55:11,818 I'm just this idiot who's in the background? 1079 00:55:11,851 --> 00:55:15,221 Millie, why are you even saying this? I love you. 1080 00:55:15,253 --> 00:55:18,590 You only think that because it's in your programming. 1081 00:55:24,797 --> 00:55:26,899 MILLIE: Guy, I need you to listen to me. 1082 00:55:26,933 --> 00:55:29,768 In two days, the game is gonna shut down. For good. 1083 00:55:29,802 --> 00:55:32,505 When this sequel launches, this whole city, 1084 00:55:32,538 --> 00:55:34,907 you, all the people in it who aren't players, 1085 00:55:34,941 --> 00:55:36,409 they'll be gone forever. You need to listen. 1086 00:55:36,442 --> 00:55:39,512 My whole life, I felt like there had to be something more. 1087 00:55:39,545 --> 00:55:41,746 And then I saw you. 1088 00:55:41,781 --> 00:55:44,918 And I knew I was right. I was right! 1089 00:55:45,852 --> 00:55:48,354 And for a second, I felt amazing. 1090 00:55:48,387 --> 00:55:50,288 - I know. - Except you don't know. 1091 00:55:50,323 --> 00:55:53,226 Because we're not the same. 1092 00:55:53,259 --> 00:55:54,827 Isn't that what you said? You said that. 1093 00:55:54,861 --> 00:55:57,130 We're not the same. 1094 00:55:57,163 --> 00:55:58,697 You're real. 1095 00:55:59,432 --> 00:56:01,134 And I'm what? I'm what? 1096 00:56:05,037 --> 00:56:06,172 You're not. 1097 00:56:09,408 --> 00:56:11,310 You're not. 1098 00:56:11,344 --> 00:56:15,081 Well, I may not be real, but for a second there... 1099 00:56:15,114 --> 00:56:16,983 I felt pretty alive. 1100 00:56:18,451 --> 00:56:20,019 (DRAMATIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1101 00:56:20,052 --> 00:56:21,420 (DISTANT FIRING) 1102 00:56:21,454 --> 00:56:22,754 (DISTANT EXPLOSION) 1103 00:56:24,157 --> 00:56:25,690 - (GRUNTS) - (SNIFFS) 1104 00:56:28,394 --> 00:56:29,594 (GRUNTING) 1105 00:56:29,629 --> 00:56:31,696 (SIREN WAILING) 1106 00:56:32,664 --> 00:56:34,867 (DRAMATIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC CONTINUES) 1107 00:56:40,806 --> 00:56:42,408 (WAVES RUSHING) 1108 00:56:43,276 --> 00:56:44,911 (PANTING) 1109 00:56:55,955 --> 00:56:57,023 (GRUNTS) 1110 00:56:57,490 --> 00:56:59,358 (DISTORTED BUZZING) 1111 00:57:18,778 --> 00:57:22,014 (SHOUTING) It's all a lie! 1112 00:57:27,285 --> 00:57:29,355 BUSINESSMAN: Have the quarterly reports on my desk by Friday. 1113 00:57:29,388 --> 00:57:32,024 Quarterly reports. My, what specific business lingo. 1114 00:57:32,058 --> 00:57:34,160 Wow. Life in the big city. Ain't nothing like it. 1115 00:57:34,193 --> 00:57:35,394 - Until it crushes your soul. - (DREAMER SHOUTS) 1116 00:57:35,428 --> 00:57:38,930 Has anyone seen my cat? Has anyone seen my... 1117 00:57:38,965 --> 00:57:40,967 Your cats? No, Phyllis, I haven't seen them. 1118 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:45,037 But here's a revolutionary idea... close your goddamn door. 1119 00:57:45,071 --> 00:57:47,406 It's not like they're climbing on top of one another, 1120 00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:50,843 forming a little kitty tower, and then jimmying the locks. 1121 00:57:50,876 --> 00:57:53,179 They don't have thumbs, Phyllis. 1122 00:57:53,713 --> 00:57:55,314 No thumbs! 1123 00:57:55,348 --> 00:57:59,051 (LOUDLY) Don't you get it? Don't any of you get it? 1124 00:57:59,085 --> 00:58:03,623 None of this matters! None of it! It's fake! We don't matter! 1125 00:58:03,656 --> 00:58:06,559 That building, that's fake! This street... 1126 00:58:06,591 --> 00:58:08,127 (STOMPS) It's fake! 1127 00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:09,262 That car... 1128 00:58:09,295 --> 00:58:10,429 (CRASHES) 1129 00:58:10,463 --> 00:58:11,831 (BODY THUDS) 1130 00:58:15,635 --> 00:58:16,869 (PAINFULLY) Officer Johnny! 1131 00:58:16,902 --> 00:58:18,770 Have a good one, Guy. 1132 00:58:18,804 --> 00:58:20,873 (SEAGULLS SQUAWKING DISTANTLY) 1133 00:58:26,611 --> 00:58:28,180 BUDDY: Oh, hey, uh... 1134 00:58:29,649 --> 00:58:30,916 Come in. 1135 00:58:36,389 --> 00:58:38,256 (CLOCK TICKING) 1136 00:58:40,826 --> 00:58:42,328 BUDDY: Here you go. 1137 00:58:42,361 --> 00:58:43,362 Thank you. 1138 00:58:44,463 --> 00:58:45,631 Buddy, 1139 00:58:45,665 --> 00:58:51,103 what would you do if you found out that you weren't real? 1140 00:58:52,471 --> 00:58:53,572 What do you mean? 1141 00:58:54,272 --> 00:58:55,374 Pretend with me. 1142 00:58:55,408 --> 00:58:56,976 Okay, so... (CHUCKLES) 1143 00:58:57,009 --> 00:58:58,944 Can I pretend I'm a ghost? 1144 00:59:00,346 --> 00:59:01,480 Sure. 1145 00:59:01,514 --> 00:59:04,817 Oh. Do I look like how I look like now? Or whenever I die? 1146 00:59:04,850 --> 00:59:06,018 Like, do I have a funeral outfit on? 1147 00:59:06,052 --> 00:59:07,753 - This is kind of funeral... - Doesn't matter. 1148 00:59:07,788 --> 00:59:09,155 (RAMBLING) ...but even though it's a work uniform, 'cause I got a tie on. 1149 00:59:09,188 --> 00:59:11,190 Let's move on from the concept, okay? 1150 00:59:11,724 --> 00:59:13,726 Got it. (LAUGHS) 1151 00:59:13,759 --> 00:59:16,862 I'm not a ghost. I'm very disappointed, 1152 00:59:16,896 --> 00:59:18,531 - but I get it. - Yeah. 1153 00:59:18,564 --> 00:59:23,135 I'm me, who I am right now, and I'm just trying to help a friend. 1154 00:59:24,070 --> 00:59:27,808 I say, okay, so what if I'm not real? 1155 00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:29,842 I'm sorry. "So what?" 1156 00:59:29,875 --> 00:59:30,910 Yeah. So what? 1157 00:59:30,942 --> 00:59:32,878 (SCOFFING) But if you're not real, 1158 00:59:32,912 --> 00:59:35,481 doesn't that mean that nothing you do matters? 1159 00:59:35,514 --> 00:59:38,517 What does that mean? Look, brother, I am sitting here 1160 00:59:38,551 --> 00:59:42,455 with my best friend, trying to help him get through a tough time. 1161 00:59:42,488 --> 00:59:47,226 Right? And even if I'm not real, this moment is. 1162 00:59:48,361 --> 00:59:53,532 Right here, right now. This moment is real. 1163 00:59:53,566 --> 00:59:57,503 I mean, what's more real than a person tryin' to help someone they love? 1164 00:59:57,536 --> 01:00:02,508 Now, if that's not real, I don't know what is. 1165 01:00:05,111 --> 01:00:07,646 Do you know the other security guards? 1166 01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:09,215 I know 'em all. Why? 1167 01:00:09,882 --> 01:00:11,616 Hey, Buddy... 1168 01:00:11,650 --> 01:00:13,652 let's not have a good day... 1169 01:00:14,855 --> 01:00:16,389 let's have a great day. 1170 01:00:17,791 --> 01:00:19,125 BUDDY: Guy, what are we doin' here? 1171 01:00:19,158 --> 01:00:21,828 GUY: We're here to get a video clip for my friend Millie. 1172 01:00:21,862 --> 01:00:23,562 Does this look intimidating? 1173 01:00:23,596 --> 01:00:25,998 I don't know, Guy. How do you hold this thing? 1174 01:00:29,001 --> 01:00:30,436 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 1175 01:00:33,672 --> 01:00:35,876 GUY: You have something I want. 1176 01:00:35,908 --> 01:00:37,710 And you're gonna hand it over. 1177 01:00:37,743 --> 01:00:39,178 (SQUEAKING) 1178 01:00:39,912 --> 01:00:41,313 How'd you get in here? 1179 01:00:41,347 --> 01:00:43,549 BUDDY: Easy. I know your security guard. 1180 01:00:44,250 --> 01:00:45,351 Jimmy? 1181 01:00:45,384 --> 01:00:46,419 His name is Luigi. 1182 01:00:46,452 --> 01:00:48,220 So if you took some time to learn his name... 1183 01:00:48,254 --> 01:00:50,055 maybe he wouldn't turn on you so quick. 1184 01:00:50,089 --> 01:00:53,894 I need a video clip, and you're gonna give it to me. 1185 01:00:53,925 --> 01:00:55,694 Wait a minute, are you... 1186 01:00:56,662 --> 01:00:57,864 Are you Blue Shirt Guy? 1187 01:00:57,898 --> 01:00:59,398 Yeah, maybe. 1188 01:00:59,432 --> 01:01:02,101 (EXCLAIMS) Holy shit! You're Guy! You're Blue Shirt Guy! It's you! 1189 01:01:02,134 --> 01:01:03,269 - Yeah. - REVENJAMIN: I love you. 1190 01:01:03,302 --> 01:01:04,838 - You do? (LAUGHS) - I mean... 1191 01:01:04,871 --> 01:01:06,238 I'm like a fan. You're awesome. 1192 01:01:06,272 --> 01:01:07,606 You can have anything you want. 1193 01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:08,641 Wait, hold on one second. 1194 01:01:08,674 --> 01:01:10,811 Gamers, listen up, this is Revenjamin Buttons here. 1195 01:01:10,844 --> 01:01:12,178 I'm here with Guy. 1196 01:01:12,211 --> 01:01:14,680 The Guy, he's in my stash house, and he's here to rob me. 1197 01:01:14,713 --> 01:01:15,816 (LAUGHS) Can I get a little... 1198 01:01:15,849 --> 01:01:19,051 - "what-what" for my followers, Guy? - What? 1199 01:01:19,084 --> 01:01:20,787 Perfect. All right, so what's happening is... 1200 01:01:20,821 --> 01:01:22,388 Guy's looking for a clip... 1201 01:01:22,421 --> 01:01:25,257 showing a walkthrough I did to get to the secret level. 1202 01:01:26,992 --> 01:01:28,593 Who are you talking to? 1203 01:01:28,627 --> 01:01:29,930 (STIFLING LAUGHTER) 1204 01:01:29,962 --> 01:01:31,363 I'm sorry. 1205 01:01:31,397 --> 01:01:34,700 Who am I talking to? It's just such a classic Guy line. 1206 01:01:34,733 --> 01:01:35,768 Right? (LAUGHS) 1207 01:01:35,802 --> 01:01:38,304 You're good. Oh, anyway... 1208 01:01:38,337 --> 01:01:41,842 And you, you tried to steal it from me with that Molotov chick. 1209 01:01:41,876 --> 01:01:43,008 (THROUGH SPEAKERS) Her name's Millie. 1210 01:01:43,042 --> 01:01:45,244 - KEITH: Yeah. Wait, who? - GUY: Millie. 1211 01:01:45,277 --> 01:01:46,979 (WHISPERING) I think it's going really well. 1212 01:01:47,012 --> 01:01:50,082 I know. This is literally the first time I took my gun out the holster. 1213 01:01:50,115 --> 01:01:51,684 Totally. Right? 1214 01:01:51,717 --> 01:01:54,887 Guy, I tried to go back through, but the glitch is patched. 1215 01:01:54,921 --> 01:01:56,455 And I never found it again. 1216 01:01:56,489 --> 01:01:58,157 So I'm the only one that ever saw what was on the other side. 1217 01:01:58,190 --> 01:01:59,692 But it's all here, check it out. 1218 01:01:59,725 --> 01:02:02,428 It's pretty cool actually. It's like a whole other world. 1219 01:02:02,461 --> 01:02:04,730 - This is it? This is the game clip? - Yeah, that's it. 1220 01:02:04,763 --> 01:02:08,234 (GASPS) Can you do one, single, just one solid for me? 1221 01:02:08,266 --> 01:02:09,735 - One thing, I'll stop asking, okay? - Yeah. 1222 01:02:09,768 --> 01:02:11,470 Just say my catchphrase. 1223 01:02:11,504 --> 01:02:13,172 My viewers will just banana cream sandwich all over themselves if you say it. 1224 01:02:13,205 --> 01:02:15,007 I love banana cream sandwiches. 1225 01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:16,108 REVENJAMIN: Maybe not this banana cream sandwich. 1226 01:02:16,141 --> 01:02:17,643 Yeah, this one. 1227 01:02:17,676 --> 01:02:19,445 Okay, perfect. Okay, so just say, "You know what time it is?" 1228 01:02:19,478 --> 01:02:21,882 - You know what time it is? - You know what time it is? 1229 01:02:21,914 --> 01:02:23,015 You know what time it is? 1230 01:02:23,048 --> 01:02:24,149 You know what time it is? 1231 01:02:24,183 --> 01:02:25,384 (IN DEEP VOICE) You know what time it is? 1232 01:02:25,417 --> 01:02:26,887 REVENJAMIN: You know what time it is? 1233 01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:28,454 (THREATENINGLY) You know what time it is? 1234 01:02:28,487 --> 01:02:30,756 It's crime o'clock, baby. Yeah. 1235 01:02:30,790 --> 01:02:31,892 It's crime o'cl... 1236 01:02:31,925 --> 01:02:33,225 But, no, I can't say that. That's... 1237 01:02:33,259 --> 01:02:35,327 Okay. It's all right. I'll say it myself. 1238 01:02:35,361 --> 01:02:37,329 - All right, you know what time it is? - No. 1239 01:02:37,363 --> 01:02:39,365 It's crime o'cl... (SHOUTS) Mom! 1240 01:02:39,398 --> 01:02:40,934 Mom! Are you serious with the... 1241 01:02:40,967 --> 01:02:42,268 vacuum right now? 1242 01:02:42,301 --> 01:02:44,470 You really have to do that here? I'm saying my... 1243 01:02:44,503 --> 01:02:46,038 catchphrase! Everybody's watching! 1244 01:02:46,071 --> 01:02:47,273 - God! - MOM: (SHOUTING) You're 22, 1245 01:02:47,306 --> 01:02:49,009 living in my house, there is no God! 1246 01:02:49,041 --> 01:02:50,142 Sorry, Guy. 1247 01:02:50,175 --> 01:02:53,312 Thank you, Mr. Buttons. We're gonna go. 1248 01:02:53,345 --> 01:02:55,114 No, no, no! No, you gotta kill me. 1249 01:02:55,147 --> 01:02:57,017 - I'm sorry, what? - You gotta kill me. Please kill me. 1250 01:02:57,049 --> 01:02:59,385 Give it to me, Daddy. Give it to me! (EXCLAIMING) 1251 01:02:59,418 --> 01:03:01,654 No. Please don't do that. Please don't do that. 1252 01:03:01,687 --> 01:03:03,990 We're not gonna hurt anybody. I'm a good guy. 1253 01:03:04,024 --> 01:03:05,524 What? What'd you say? 1254 01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:09,395 That's deep. 1255 01:03:09,428 --> 01:03:10,396 No, it's not. 1256 01:03:10,429 --> 01:03:11,697 That's like I can taste you, deep. 1257 01:03:11,730 --> 01:03:15,634 I want your help, Buddy. I don't have the safeword. 1258 01:03:15,668 --> 01:03:16,735 I know what you want. 1259 01:03:16,769 --> 01:03:17,871 I don't want that. 1260 01:03:17,904 --> 01:03:18,972 Yeah, you do. 1261 01:03:19,005 --> 01:03:20,205 That's touching. 1262 01:03:20,239 --> 01:03:21,540 - They're touching. - Yeah. 1263 01:03:22,042 --> 01:03:23,342 I know what you want. 1264 01:03:23,375 --> 01:03:24,710 Yes, I do. 1265 01:03:24,743 --> 01:03:27,379 You want a little bit of that Free City Itchy Kitty. 1266 01:03:27,413 --> 01:03:29,214 - No. - Uh-huh. Yes, you do. 1267 01:03:29,248 --> 01:03:31,183 GUY: The way you move, it's almost dirty. 1268 01:03:31,216 --> 01:03:32,518 What about a little Thanos Glove... 1269 01:03:32,551 --> 01:03:36,322 into a little bit of Thanos Snap? 1270 01:03:36,355 --> 01:03:38,256 - Oh. That looked like it hurt. - Yeah, a little bit. 1271 01:03:38,290 --> 01:03:39,525 A little Sunday Drive. 1272 01:03:39,558 --> 01:03:41,293 GUY: You have a beautiful home. 1273 01:03:41,327 --> 01:03:44,697 - Snakey Man? No? No Snakey Man? - GUY: Bye, Mr. Buttons. 1274 01:03:44,730 --> 01:03:47,333 Come on, give me one snake! Just come on, man. 1275 01:03:47,366 --> 01:03:49,435 (SHOUTING) Mom! Do not touch that sock! 1276 01:03:49,468 --> 01:03:51,269 I swear to God, if you touch that sock... 1277 01:03:51,303 --> 01:03:53,405 you will be in therapy for the rest of your life! 1278 01:03:53,439 --> 01:03:56,810 No! That's my special sock! Put it down! 1279 01:04:01,848 --> 01:04:03,616 GUY: Millie, please. 1280 01:04:03,649 --> 01:04:06,086 Please wake up from your standing coma. 1281 01:04:06,118 --> 01:04:08,520 Look, I know this world is just a game to you 1282 01:04:08,554 --> 01:04:10,656 and you can come and go, but to me... 1283 01:04:10,689 --> 01:04:13,291 this place, these people, that's all I have. 1284 01:04:13,325 --> 01:04:15,461 And if I can help you save it, I wanna do that... 1285 01:04:15,494 --> 01:04:18,098 but you gotta wake up, please. 1286 01:04:18,163 --> 01:04:19,933 Millie, I'm sorry for running away. 1287 01:04:19,966 --> 01:04:21,700 - Guy? - (YELPS) 1288 01:04:22,701 --> 01:04:24,904 Oh, that's so scary! It's just terrifying. 1289 01:04:24,938 --> 01:04:26,138 MILLIE: I know, I know. 1290 01:04:26,171 --> 01:04:27,841 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1291 01:04:27,874 --> 01:04:30,342 Look, you may have started out living in the background, but so did I. 1292 01:04:30,376 --> 01:04:32,378 We're done with that. 1293 01:04:34,014 --> 01:04:35,214 I got you a present. 1294 01:04:36,281 --> 01:04:37,650 I didn't have time to wrap it. 1295 01:04:38,751 --> 01:04:39,819 MILLIE: What? 1296 01:04:42,055 --> 01:04:43,389 (HELICOPTERS WHIRRING) 1297 01:04:44,523 --> 01:04:46,191 (EXCLAIMING) 1298 01:04:46,659 --> 01:04:48,094 (GRUNTING) 1299 01:04:48,128 --> 01:04:51,230 (THROUGH SPEAKERS) They say over a billion NPCs are killed every year. 1300 01:04:51,263 --> 01:04:55,869 Now, I'm not gonna lie, that's at least 50% my fault. 1301 01:04:55,902 --> 01:04:59,405 GAMER: I used to shoot all the secondary characters 1302 01:04:59,438 --> 01:05:01,141 when I was bored, you know? 1303 01:05:01,173 --> 01:05:04,543 And then, I'd teabag 'em a little bit. 1304 01:05:04,576 --> 01:05:07,446 Who the hell even knows who this Blue Shirt Guy is? 1305 01:05:07,479 --> 01:05:09,481 But I'll tell you this, he's got me thinkin' 1306 01:05:09,515 --> 01:05:11,216 about NPCs and how I play the game. 1307 01:05:11,251 --> 01:05:15,521 The game wasn't even made for someone like this, for a player to be a good guy. 1308 01:05:15,554 --> 01:05:17,690 He's also a really cute guy. 1309 01:05:17,723 --> 01:05:19,725 And not just the face, you know, like the whole thing. (GIGGLES) 1310 01:05:19,758 --> 01:05:21,760 And, honestly, it's got me realizing... 1311 01:05:21,795 --> 01:05:24,496 maybe we've been thinking about NPCs wrong this whole time. 1312 01:05:24,530 --> 01:05:26,532 I think Blue Shirt Guy's like a symbol, you know? 1313 01:05:26,565 --> 01:05:28,434 Like, maybe people can be whatever they want. 1314 01:05:28,467 --> 01:05:30,870 He's like an icon. Is that the right word? 1315 01:05:30,903 --> 01:05:33,106 Like, he reminds us of what's possible. 1316 01:05:33,139 --> 01:05:34,506 Also, he's like crazy hot. 1317 01:05:34,540 --> 01:05:37,643 Oh, my God, totally. I'd hit those pixels hard. 1318 01:05:37,676 --> 01:05:39,179 NINJA: We should all be more like Blue Shirt Guy. 1319 01:05:39,211 --> 01:05:40,512 Maybe we just stop the killing. 1320 01:05:40,546 --> 01:05:43,083 (GRUNTS, SHOUTS) He's dead! You hear me? 1321 01:05:43,116 --> 01:05:44,683 The guy, put him up here. 1322 01:05:44,717 --> 01:05:47,219 Put him up here on the screen. Put him on the screen. 1323 01:05:47,252 --> 01:05:50,990 Make me see him. There he is. 1324 01:05:51,024 --> 01:05:53,559 Yes. There he is, the little do-gooder. 1325 01:05:53,592 --> 01:05:55,095 MOUSER: I thought you liked Blue Shirt. 1326 01:05:55,128 --> 01:05:56,863 Don't say words to me! 1327 01:05:56,896 --> 01:06:00,133 People are so busy watching this loser on Twitch and YouTube. 1328 01:06:00,166 --> 01:06:01,266 You know what they're not doing, guys? 1329 01:06:01,300 --> 01:06:02,634 Buying Free City 2. 1330 01:06:02,668 --> 01:06:04,871 - Pre-sales are down 16%. - 60. 1331 01:06:04,904 --> 01:06:06,638 60. That's bad. 1332 01:06:06,672 --> 01:06:09,374 Oh, we are 48 hours from launch. 1333 01:06:10,076 --> 01:06:11,710 Yeah, he's gone viral. 1334 01:06:11,744 --> 01:06:14,948 Yeah, a virus that's giving me ass and ball cancer at the same time! 1335 01:06:15,782 --> 01:06:18,283 Inoperable! 1336 01:06:18,317 --> 01:06:19,651 (SIGHS) You know, this whole good guy routine... 1337 01:06:19,685 --> 01:06:22,621 it is a bad influence, and is bad for the franchise. 1338 01:06:22,654 --> 01:06:25,224 I want him gone. I don't care who it is, boot him. 1339 01:06:25,257 --> 01:06:26,458 You can't. 1340 01:06:27,093 --> 01:06:28,194 Oh, I'm sorry, what? 1341 01:06:28,227 --> 01:06:29,594 You can't. 1342 01:06:29,628 --> 01:06:30,696 Why not? 1343 01:06:30,729 --> 01:06:33,432 Because he's not a hacker, Antwan. He's an NPC. 1344 01:06:33,465 --> 01:06:35,300 You're tryin' to tell me that all this shit 1345 01:06:35,334 --> 01:06:37,469 about a self-aware NPC is real? 1346 01:06:37,503 --> 01:06:40,773 Yeah. I don't know how or why, but he's real. 1347 01:06:40,807 --> 01:06:41,673 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 1348 01:06:41,707 --> 01:06:43,843 What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? 1349 01:06:43,876 --> 01:06:46,278 (BREATHING DEEPLY) 1350 01:06:46,311 --> 01:06:48,380 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 1351 01:06:48,413 --> 01:06:50,716 What to do? What to do? Got it. 1352 01:06:51,151 --> 01:06:52,284 (GRUNTS) 1353 01:06:52,317 --> 01:06:53,787 And kip-up! 1354 01:06:55,922 --> 01:06:57,289 (GRUNTS, CLAPS) 1355 01:06:57,322 --> 01:06:58,757 So we can't kick him out of the game. 1356 01:06:58,792 --> 01:07:01,928 How do we reset his AI? Ideas, people. Come on. 1357 01:07:01,961 --> 01:07:03,595 Hit me. Ideas. 1358 01:07:03,629 --> 01:07:05,265 MOUSER: You could just reboot the server. 1359 01:07:05,330 --> 01:07:06,331 (CLAPS) Keep talking. 1360 01:07:06,365 --> 01:07:07,867 If we reboot the server... 1361 01:07:07,900 --> 01:07:11,137 then he's just gonna revert back to a regular non-player guy. 1362 01:07:11,171 --> 01:07:13,305 - Solution. - Antwan. 1363 01:07:13,338 --> 01:07:14,773 Antwan, you're talking about terminating... 1364 01:07:14,808 --> 01:07:16,575 the first confirmed artificially intelligent 1365 01:07:16,608 --> 01:07:17,743 life-form right now, okay? 1366 01:07:17,777 --> 01:07:19,545 Honey, honey. Shush. (SHUSHES) 1367 01:07:20,312 --> 01:07:21,747 He's losing me money. 1368 01:07:21,781 --> 01:07:25,251 So, I don't care if he's Arnold-Frickin'- Schwarzen-Vader. 1369 01:07:25,285 --> 01:07:26,786 Terminate him. Reboot. 1370 01:07:26,820 --> 01:07:28,788 - MOUSER: On it. - You can't do that. 1371 01:07:28,822 --> 01:07:29,823 Reboot! 1372 01:07:30,957 --> 01:07:32,391 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1373 01:07:39,398 --> 01:07:42,534 ANNOUNCER: (THROUGH SPEAKERS) Order up and drown your bloodlust... 1374 01:07:42,568 --> 01:07:45,238 with a tall glass of murder juice. 1375 01:07:45,271 --> 01:07:47,339 Here's this week's highlights. 1376 01:07:47,372 --> 01:07:49,641 He's very expressive with his body. 1377 01:07:49,675 --> 01:07:50,609 Clearly. 1378 01:07:50,642 --> 01:07:51,845 REVENJAMIN: (THROUGH SPEAKERS) What is that? 1379 01:07:51,878 --> 01:07:53,378 It's a whole new world over there. 1380 01:07:53,412 --> 01:07:54,981 Some kinda paradise and shit. 1381 01:07:55,014 --> 01:07:56,415 Oh, my God, that's it. 1382 01:07:56,448 --> 01:08:00,887 It's our original build and that build is proof our code is in the game. 1383 01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:03,222 You have no idea how long I've waited for this. 1384 01:08:03,256 --> 01:08:04,824 I've seen this place. 1385 01:08:04,858 --> 01:08:06,159 What? 1386 01:08:06,192 --> 01:08:07,626 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 1387 01:08:11,865 --> 01:08:13,166 Yeah. 1388 01:08:13,199 --> 01:08:15,068 What do you mean? How could you have possibly seen it? (DISTORTS) 1389 01:08:19,404 --> 01:08:21,506 Millie? Millie? 1390 01:08:24,243 --> 01:08:25,744 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 1391 01:08:47,100 --> 01:08:48,567 (OMINOUS MUSIC RISING) 1392 01:08:55,440 --> 01:08:57,076 (DISTORTING, GLITCHING) 1393 01:09:06,485 --> 01:09:08,754 We're dark. Free City is offline. 1394 01:09:11,858 --> 01:09:12,926 (SIGHS) 1395 01:09:13,960 --> 01:09:16,296 (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 1396 01:09:16,329 --> 01:09:18,398 - GAMER: What is happening? - (ALL EXCLAIMING) 1397 01:09:18,430 --> 01:09:19,631 (EXCLAIMS IN GERMAN) 1398 01:09:23,236 --> 01:09:24,770 ANTWAN: Bye-bye, Blue Shirt. 1399 01:09:25,204 --> 01:09:27,140 No, no, no. 1400 01:09:29,775 --> 01:09:30,910 (SIGHS) 1401 01:09:36,282 --> 01:09:37,616 (REBOOT MUSIC PLAYING) 1402 01:09:45,757 --> 01:09:47,160 (WHISPERS) It's okay. Come on. 1403 01:09:48,660 --> 01:09:50,163 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 1404 01:09:52,899 --> 01:09:54,700 Come on. 1405 01:09:54,733 --> 01:09:57,236 Come on, come on, come on. 1406 01:09:57,270 --> 01:09:58,603 (ALARM BEEPING) 1407 01:09:59,072 --> 01:10:00,073 (SIGHS) 1408 01:10:02,641 --> 01:10:04,243 Good morning, Goldie. 1409 01:10:04,277 --> 01:10:05,677 (LAUGHS) 1410 01:10:08,714 --> 01:10:11,417 NEWS ANCHOR: (ON TV) Front of warm, dry gunfire... 1411 01:10:11,451 --> 01:10:13,353 mixed with late afternoon stabbings... 1412 01:10:13,386 --> 01:10:15,221 could leave you in the streets wet with the blood of innocents... 1413 01:10:15,253 --> 01:10:17,123 - by early Tuesday night. - (EXPLOSION) 1414 01:10:17,156 --> 01:10:20,126 What really is the difference between a light roast and a dark roast? 1415 01:10:20,159 --> 01:10:21,693 - Nobody knows. - (FLASHES) 1416 01:10:21,727 --> 01:10:23,495 Don't have a good day, have a great day. 1417 01:10:23,528 --> 01:10:24,730 Guy, can we talk? 1418 01:10:24,763 --> 01:10:26,065 How does the sunglass girl know your name? 1419 01:10:26,099 --> 01:10:26,933 I don't know. Keep walking. 1420 01:10:26,966 --> 01:10:28,533 MILLIE: Come on, Guy! You know me. 1421 01:10:28,567 --> 01:10:30,569 You know this. 1422 01:10:30,602 --> 01:10:32,472 You said this clip showed a place you'd seen before. 1423 01:10:32,504 --> 01:10:34,207 I need to know where. 1424 01:10:34,240 --> 01:10:36,075 The data's been erased, but it's in your head. 1425 01:10:36,109 --> 01:10:39,711 Please try to remember. This is really important. 1426 01:10:39,745 --> 01:10:43,216 Please, Guy, think. The ice cream, the swings? 1427 01:10:43,249 --> 01:10:44,716 Oh, my Guy loves swings. 1428 01:10:44,750 --> 01:10:46,718 At Free City Harbor Park, there's a great swing set there. 1429 01:10:46,752 --> 01:10:48,054 - Have you been? - MILLIE: Yes. 1430 01:10:48,087 --> 01:10:49,455 We had bubble gum ice cream. 1431 01:10:49,489 --> 01:10:52,358 OMG, I love bubble gum ice cream! 1432 01:10:52,392 --> 01:10:53,826 He loves the bubble gum ice cream. 1433 01:10:53,860 --> 01:10:56,029 Yes, I know. We had it together, remember? 1434 01:10:57,230 --> 01:10:59,698 Please, Guy, you're all I've got. 1435 01:11:03,668 --> 01:11:07,407 I'm sorry, lady. I think you have the wrong guy. 1436 01:11:07,440 --> 01:11:10,043 Don't have a good day, have a great day. 1437 01:11:10,076 --> 01:11:11,643 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1438 01:11:22,055 --> 01:11:23,588 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 1439 01:11:24,023 --> 01:11:25,058 Hello? 1440 01:11:25,091 --> 01:11:26,793 KEYS: (ON PHONE) I might've found something. 1441 01:11:26,826 --> 01:11:29,561 I've been going through Guy's code and there is something there... 1442 01:11:29,594 --> 01:11:31,663 even now, after the wipe. 1443 01:11:31,696 --> 01:11:33,332 What's the point? 1444 01:11:33,366 --> 01:11:35,634 Guy was, like, a one-in-a-billion miracle. We can't replicate that. 1445 01:11:35,667 --> 01:11:37,303 I tried, okay? You were right, it's over. 1446 01:11:37,336 --> 01:11:40,106 No, Millie, Millie, you're not listening to me, all right? 1447 01:11:40,139 --> 01:11:43,142 A reboot, it doesn't erase his AI coding... 1448 01:11:43,176 --> 01:11:45,411 you literally would have to destroy the servers to do that. 1449 01:11:45,445 --> 01:11:48,047 His AI is still there, it just needs to be accessed. 1450 01:11:48,081 --> 01:11:50,383 I've seen him, Keys. He's forgotten everything. 1451 01:11:50,416 --> 01:11:52,651 Just look at the trace log I sent you. 1452 01:11:52,684 --> 01:11:54,353 It'll explain everything. 1453 01:12:04,497 --> 01:12:05,764 (SIGHS) 1454 01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:09,668 (THROUGH LAPTOP) Now, from the beginning... 1455 01:12:09,701 --> 01:12:12,505 Guy's behavior is much more complex than it should be, 1456 01:12:12,538 --> 01:12:14,507 thanks to our code. (CHUCKLES) 1457 01:12:14,540 --> 01:12:18,144 But he's still stuck in Free City. He's still stuck in this life, this loop. 1458 01:12:18,177 --> 01:12:22,248 And then, something changes. He comes to life. Why? 1459 01:12:22,280 --> 01:12:24,550 And then I remembered. 1460 01:12:24,584 --> 01:12:27,854 One of the characters from Life Itself was this guy that I nicknamed Lovelorn. 1461 01:12:27,887 --> 01:12:31,991 And he was someone who was designed to never meet the right person. 1462 01:12:32,024 --> 01:12:34,327 It was essentially the building blocks of the character. 1463 01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:38,662 But he never stopped hoping that he would meet "the girl of his dreams." 1464 01:12:38,697 --> 01:12:40,664 So I had to base this girl off of someone... 1465 01:12:40,699 --> 01:12:44,270 and who better than the person that I was sitting next to every day? 1466 01:12:44,303 --> 01:12:45,404 You. 1467 01:12:45,438 --> 01:12:47,006 But then, one day... 1468 01:12:47,039 --> 01:12:49,641 he meets you in Free City, and once he sees you... 1469 01:12:49,674 --> 01:12:51,110 he can never be the same. 1470 01:12:51,144 --> 01:12:55,047 He was supposed to feel doomed, but instead, he feels alive... 1471 01:12:55,081 --> 01:12:57,984 until eventually, he is alive. 1472 01:12:59,218 --> 01:13:01,220 You changed him, Millie. 1473 01:13:01,254 --> 01:13:05,791 You changed his code. And I think you can do it again. 1474 01:13:05,825 --> 01:13:08,194 You brought him to life, Millie. 1475 01:13:09,295 --> 01:13:11,230 You brought him to life. 1476 01:13:11,264 --> 01:13:13,765 And he was alive because he met the one person... 1477 01:13:13,799 --> 01:13:15,468 (TURNS VIDEO OFF) 1478 01:13:15,501 --> 01:13:16,869 Don't have a good day... 1479 01:13:17,702 --> 01:13:19,105 have a great day. 1480 01:13:19,138 --> 01:13:20,573 CUSTOMER: Thank you. 1481 01:13:20,605 --> 01:13:22,108 Take care. (CHUCKLES) 1482 01:13:22,141 --> 01:13:23,775 FEMALE VOICE: Everybody down on the ground! 1483 01:13:23,809 --> 01:13:26,345 Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon. 1484 01:13:26,379 --> 01:13:27,446 Okay. 1485 01:13:27,480 --> 01:13:29,115 FEMALE VOICE: Everybody except you. 1486 01:13:32,617 --> 01:13:34,420 Door, door, door. I got it. 1487 01:13:34,453 --> 01:13:35,754 (GRUNTS) Please, I have a goldfish. 1488 01:13:35,788 --> 01:13:37,123 Look, I don't have long. 1489 01:13:37,156 --> 01:13:39,225 I just took you hostage, so there are three badges on me. 1490 01:13:39,257 --> 01:13:41,127 GUY: Badges? Is that like a Girl Scout thing? What is that? 1491 01:13:41,160 --> 01:13:42,361 MILLIE: There is something inside you, Guy. 1492 01:13:42,395 --> 01:13:43,728 GUY: What? I don't want anything inside of me. 1493 01:13:43,762 --> 01:13:45,231 MILLIE: They stuck you in that bank and... 1494 01:13:45,263 --> 01:13:46,399 - expected you to just follow the rules... - GUY: I love the bank. 1495 01:13:46,432 --> 01:13:47,567 ...and do the same thing every day. 1496 01:13:47,600 --> 01:13:48,634 You are so much more than that. 1497 01:13:48,668 --> 01:13:49,768 I don't wanna be more than that. 1498 01:13:49,802 --> 01:13:51,437 No, and I need you to remember it. 1499 01:13:51,470 --> 01:13:53,705 Why have you been following me and how do you know my name? 1500 01:13:53,738 --> 01:13:55,007 Put these on. 1501 01:13:55,041 --> 01:13:56,342 I don't have to do anything that I don't wanna do. 1502 01:13:56,375 --> 01:13:58,743 True. The choice is totally yours. (COCKS GUN) 1503 01:13:58,778 --> 01:14:00,580 Okay. Okay. Fine. 1504 01:14:00,613 --> 01:14:01,814 (GASPS) 1505 01:14:02,949 --> 01:14:04,282 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1506 01:14:05,351 --> 01:14:07,285 GUY: What is that? 1507 01:14:07,320 --> 01:14:09,322 What are these? Trick glasses or something? 1508 01:14:09,355 --> 01:14:10,223 Listen carefully. 1509 01:14:10,256 --> 01:14:13,159 In 24 hours, this world, everyone you know, 1510 01:14:13,192 --> 01:14:15,661 it's all gonna disappear for good. 1511 01:14:15,695 --> 01:14:17,163 Can you please just let me go? 1512 01:14:17,196 --> 01:14:18,831 I mean, I haven't really even seen your face. 1513 01:14:18,864 --> 01:14:20,166 I mean, I've seen the general area, 1514 01:14:20,199 --> 01:14:21,933 but I'm not really good with descriptive words. 1515 01:14:21,968 --> 01:14:23,502 Not really good with words in general. 1516 01:14:23,536 --> 01:14:24,570 (DISTANT SIREN WAILING) 1517 01:14:24,604 --> 01:14:26,239 - Screw it. - What? Oh! 1518 01:14:27,939 --> 01:14:29,875 (GRENADE WHISTLES, EXPLODES) 1519 01:14:34,914 --> 01:14:36,782 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 1520 01:14:49,362 --> 01:14:50,496 (UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES) 1521 01:15:04,277 --> 01:15:05,378 (SOFTLY) I remember. 1522 01:15:06,445 --> 01:15:08,414 Welcome back. 1523 01:15:08,447 --> 01:15:11,417 No. I remember everything. 1524 01:15:12,318 --> 01:15:13,919 Come with me. 1525 01:15:13,953 --> 01:15:17,189 I do this every day so much, I'd forgotten why. 1526 01:15:20,493 --> 01:15:22,194 Do you see that? 1527 01:15:22,228 --> 01:15:23,796 Right there. 1528 01:15:24,297 --> 01:15:25,831 MILLIE: Oh, my God. 1529 01:15:27,033 --> 01:15:28,567 (EXCLAIMS) Oh, my God! 1530 01:15:28,601 --> 01:15:32,238 Antwan hid our original build past the horizon, making it invisible... 1531 01:15:32,270 --> 01:15:35,441 but he forgot to scrub the reflections. 1532 01:15:35,474 --> 01:15:38,311 It's still out there, Guy. We just can't see it. 1533 01:15:38,344 --> 01:15:40,179 If we can get there, that is the evidence we need. 1534 01:15:40,212 --> 01:15:43,281 You can't go past the water line. I tried. 1535 01:15:43,316 --> 01:15:45,318 We need help. 1536 01:15:45,351 --> 01:15:47,420 KEYS: Antwan found a way to hide it in plain sight 1537 01:15:47,453 --> 01:15:49,755 in the one place no one can even get to. 1538 01:15:49,790 --> 01:15:51,090 (CONTINUES OVER PHONE) I can't even believe 1539 01:15:51,123 --> 01:15:51,923 he's smart enough to be this diabolical. 1540 01:15:51,957 --> 01:15:53,459 Keys, I need you to focus. 1541 01:15:53,492 --> 01:15:57,163 Okay. So, the reflection shows the build past the southern horizon. 1542 01:15:57,196 --> 01:15:59,365 But the game physics won't allow you past the beach. 1543 01:15:59,398 --> 01:16:02,101 But you think you can find a way to get us past the collision mesh? 1544 01:16:02,134 --> 01:16:03,502 KEYS: We're gonna need a bridge. 1545 01:16:03,536 --> 01:16:05,705 You just get to Hitman's Beach and I'll figure out the rest. 1546 01:16:05,738 --> 01:16:07,106 And, Millie? 1547 01:16:07,506 --> 01:16:08,809 Be careful. 1548 01:16:08,841 --> 01:16:10,676 Antwan may be an asshole, but he's not stupid. 1549 01:16:10,710 --> 01:16:13,646 He'll figure out what you're up to and he'll throw everything he's got at you. 1550 01:16:13,679 --> 01:16:15,214 You're right. 1551 01:16:15,247 --> 01:16:18,117 (OVER SPEAKERS) Um, hi, Millie, and other person I can't see... 1552 01:16:18,150 --> 01:16:19,685 well, I have an idea. 1553 01:16:19,719 --> 01:16:21,520 What if he has nothing to throw? 1554 01:16:23,222 --> 01:16:26,125 GUY: Everyone! Gather around! 1555 01:16:26,158 --> 01:16:27,592 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 1556 01:16:27,626 --> 01:16:29,161 Thank you for coming. 1557 01:16:29,830 --> 01:16:31,297 Now, you know me, I'm Guy. 1558 01:16:31,330 --> 01:16:32,932 NPCS: Hi, Guy. 1559 01:16:33,466 --> 01:16:35,134 GUY: Hi. 1560 01:16:35,167 --> 01:16:38,170 What I'm about to say may be hard to understand. 1561 01:16:38,904 --> 01:16:40,406 Really hard to understand. 1562 01:16:42,108 --> 01:16:45,411 But, are you sick of living in the background? 1563 01:16:45,444 --> 01:16:46,611 (NPCS AGREEING) 1564 01:16:46,645 --> 01:16:48,481 Aren't you sick of being shot at? 1565 01:16:48,514 --> 01:16:49,548 Enough. 1566 01:16:49,582 --> 01:16:51,117 - Taken hostage? - No more. 1567 01:16:51,150 --> 01:16:52,485 - Run over? - We done with that. 1568 01:16:52,518 --> 01:16:54,887 Robbed? Stabbed? Used as a human shield? 1569 01:16:54,920 --> 01:16:56,522 (EXCITEDLY) We are tired of being stabbed! 1570 01:16:56,555 --> 01:16:57,791 - Buddy! - Sorry. 1571 01:16:57,824 --> 01:16:59,458 What are you trying to say, Guy? 1572 01:16:59,492 --> 01:17:02,728 I'm tryin' to say that things in this city don't have to be this way. 1573 01:17:02,762 --> 01:17:03,896 Things can be different. 1574 01:17:03,929 --> 01:17:05,164 Different how? 1575 01:17:05,197 --> 01:17:08,901 - For starters, you can put your arms down. - Yeah. 1576 01:17:10,569 --> 01:17:13,406 - (GRUNTING) - GUY: There you go. You got it. Yeah. 1577 01:17:13,439 --> 01:17:14,974 - Keep pushing. There you go. - (CONTINUES GRUNTING) 1578 01:17:15,007 --> 01:17:16,041 GUY: Breathe through it. There you go. 1579 01:17:16,075 --> 01:17:17,176 BANK MANAGER: Do it. Do it. Do it. 1580 01:17:17,209 --> 01:17:18,812 HOSTAGE: No, not gonna happen. Nope. 1581 01:17:18,845 --> 01:17:20,179 That feels unnatural. 1582 01:17:20,212 --> 01:17:22,481 I mean, what about when someone runs in with a gun? 1583 01:17:22,515 --> 01:17:24,885 Having my arms up is just a real time saver. 1584 01:17:24,918 --> 01:17:29,790 Except, what if the guy with the gun doesn't come? 1585 01:17:29,823 --> 01:17:31,289 - OFFICER JOHNNY: What? - OFFICER 2: What? 1586 01:17:31,323 --> 01:17:32,758 There's always a guy with a gun. 1587 01:17:32,793 --> 01:17:34,660 So many guys with guns. 1588 01:17:34,693 --> 01:17:38,297 People, what if our world doesn't have to be so scary? 1589 01:17:39,598 --> 01:17:41,267 What if we can change it? 1590 01:17:41,300 --> 01:17:46,505 Millie! How many times a day are the banks robbed in your world? 1591 01:17:46,539 --> 01:17:47,740 Hardly ever, Guy. 1592 01:17:47,773 --> 01:17:49,941 - (NPCS EXCLAIMING) - GUY: What about corpses, Millie? 1593 01:17:49,975 --> 01:17:51,076 - What? - GUY: You see a lot of those? 1594 01:17:51,110 --> 01:17:52,678 How many an hour? 1595 01:17:52,711 --> 01:17:54,146 None per hour, Guy. 1596 01:17:54,180 --> 01:17:56,015 GUY: What about gun violence? 1597 01:17:56,048 --> 01:17:57,716 See a lot of gun violence in your world? 1598 01:17:57,750 --> 01:18:01,287 Actually, that's a big problem, Guy. (CHUCKLES) It's a massive problem. 1599 01:18:03,022 --> 01:18:04,123 I didn't see that coming. 1600 01:18:04,156 --> 01:18:06,492 It's true. It really sucks. 1601 01:18:06,525 --> 01:18:11,096 The point is, we don't have to be spectators to our own lives. 1602 01:18:11,832 --> 01:18:13,632 We can be whatever we want. 1603 01:18:13,666 --> 01:18:15,401 We can't all be you, Guy. 1604 01:18:15,434 --> 01:18:16,635 That's not true. 1605 01:18:17,938 --> 01:18:21,273 What's inside of me is inside of you, too. 1606 01:18:21,307 --> 01:18:22,541 NPCS: What? 1607 01:18:22,575 --> 01:18:25,244 GUY: It's inside of each and every one of you. You're growing. 1608 01:18:25,277 --> 01:18:28,681 I need more in my life than drip coffee. I want to make... 1609 01:18:28,714 --> 01:18:29,748 A cappuccino. 1610 01:18:29,783 --> 01:18:31,616 A goddamn difference in the world. 1611 01:18:31,650 --> 01:18:32,885 Much, much better. 1612 01:18:32,919 --> 01:18:33,986 And a green tea boba. 1613 01:18:34,019 --> 01:18:35,789 - Holy shit! - That's right! 1614 01:18:35,822 --> 01:18:37,255 - (NPCS CHEERING) - You go, girl. 1615 01:18:37,289 --> 01:18:38,457 Oh, my God, you're amazing! 1616 01:18:38,491 --> 01:18:40,292 If I could just make it out past that water... 1617 01:18:40,326 --> 01:18:42,428 there's a world out there where we can be free. 1618 01:18:42,461 --> 01:18:44,563 Where we get to decide who we wanna be. 1619 01:18:44,597 --> 01:18:47,166 Where we can matter. But we have to fight for it. 1620 01:18:47,199 --> 01:18:49,068 We have to fight together. 1621 01:18:49,101 --> 01:18:51,203 NPCS: Yeah! 1622 01:18:51,237 --> 01:18:53,772 You guys have always done what's expected of you. 1623 01:18:53,807 --> 01:18:55,474 But that shit ends today. 1624 01:18:55,508 --> 01:18:56,909 Yeah! 1625 01:18:56,943 --> 01:18:58,744 I don't even know what's happening right now! 1626 01:18:58,778 --> 01:18:59,813 But I love it! 1627 01:18:59,846 --> 01:19:01,413 (NPCS CHEERING) 1628 01:19:01,447 --> 01:19:02,748 BUDDY: I love it! 1629 01:19:02,782 --> 01:19:03,850 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 1630 01:19:03,884 --> 01:19:05,050 I love it! 1631 01:19:05,084 --> 01:19:06,853 I love it, too! Come on, guys, get in here! 1632 01:19:06,887 --> 01:19:10,022 Huddle up! Here's what we're gonna do! Everyone in! 1633 01:19:10,055 --> 01:19:11,357 (INDISTINCT EXCITED CHATTERING) 1634 01:19:16,161 --> 01:19:17,964 ROBBER: Everybody get down on the ground! 1635 01:19:17,998 --> 01:19:19,365 (FIRING) 1636 01:19:23,003 --> 01:19:24,236 Hello? 1637 01:19:25,704 --> 01:19:27,640 Where the hell is everybody? 1638 01:19:28,507 --> 01:19:30,075 Hello? 1639 01:19:30,109 --> 01:19:31,544 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1640 01:19:40,419 --> 01:19:42,521 MAN: Where are all the NPCs? 1641 01:19:50,964 --> 01:19:54,000 LAZARBEAM: Look, I've been playing Free City for, like, three years now. 1642 01:19:54,034 --> 01:19:56,201 I've never seen anything like this. 1643 01:19:56,235 --> 01:19:59,705 Up until recently, I don't even know if I'd have noticed a few NPCs going missing. 1644 01:19:59,738 --> 01:20:02,809 And I don't know if this is just some whack Reddit theory... 1645 01:20:02,842 --> 01:20:06,846 but some people are saying that Blue Shirt Guy isn't even a player. 1646 01:20:06,879 --> 01:20:09,748 - That he's actual AI. - AI? 1647 01:20:09,783 --> 01:20:13,251 Actual AI. You know, alive. 1648 01:20:13,285 --> 01:20:15,588 It's why Blue Shirt Guy is trending everywhere. 1649 01:20:15,620 --> 01:20:18,623 Antwan, if you're watching this, please fix the game. 1650 01:20:18,657 --> 01:20:21,193 - And most of all, bring back Blue Shirt. - ANTWAN: Oh, my God. My God! 1651 01:20:21,226 --> 01:20:22,695 JONATHAN: Antwan, you should see this. 1652 01:20:24,798 --> 01:20:28,233 REVENJAMIN: And you, you tried to steal it from me with that Molotov chick. 1653 01:20:28,266 --> 01:20:29,501 - GUY: Her name's Millie. - REVENJAMIN: Who? 1654 01:20:29,535 --> 01:20:30,502 GUY: Millie. 1655 01:20:30,536 --> 01:20:33,606 ANTWAN: Got her. Got her! Got you! Got you! 1656 01:20:33,639 --> 01:20:36,375 Mouser! Put him up on the screen. Now. Put him up. 1657 01:20:36,408 --> 01:20:38,143 That's it. Come on, quicker. 1658 01:20:38,177 --> 01:20:39,813 Yes, there he is. 1659 01:20:39,846 --> 01:20:43,549 He's joyriding around Free City with some player called Molotovgirl. 1660 01:20:44,216 --> 01:20:47,020 AKA Millie Rusk. 1661 01:20:47,053 --> 01:20:48,754 Millie Rusk? Isn't that Keys' old partner? 1662 01:20:48,788 --> 01:20:49,990 ANTWAN: Yeah. 1663 01:20:50,023 --> 01:20:52,124 Also the one who's trying to hit me with this bogus lawsuit... 1664 01:20:52,157 --> 01:20:54,693 'cause she's desperate for a piece of Soonami Kwan. 1665 01:20:54,727 --> 01:20:56,128 Boot Molotovgirl now. 1666 01:20:56,161 --> 01:21:00,366 I'm trying. I'm trying as hard as I can, but her account's spoofed. 1667 01:21:00,399 --> 01:21:01,667 This woman is exceptional. 1668 01:21:01,700 --> 01:21:03,135 Then kill her in the game. 1669 01:21:03,168 --> 01:21:05,839 "What?" Yes, I said that. Kill her. 1670 01:21:05,872 --> 01:21:09,642 Throw everything at them, all right? Five badges, G. 1671 01:21:09,675 --> 01:21:11,310 Yeah, just one problem. 1672 01:21:11,343 --> 01:21:12,846 We don't have anything. 1673 01:21:12,879 --> 01:21:14,047 Whatchu talking about, Willis? 1674 01:21:14,080 --> 01:21:15,581 We don't have any defenses. 1675 01:21:15,614 --> 01:21:19,184 We don't have police, military, no nothing. 1676 01:21:19,218 --> 01:21:20,954 It's what I've been trying to tell you. 1677 01:21:20,987 --> 01:21:24,690 It's like every NPC went on strike. 1678 01:21:24,723 --> 01:21:26,191 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 1679 01:21:26,225 --> 01:21:28,727 Got a tall, half-caf, double foam oat milk, 1680 01:21:28,761 --> 01:21:30,262 matcha latte with cinnamon! 1681 01:21:30,295 --> 01:21:31,798 - That's me. - Hey. 1682 01:21:31,831 --> 01:21:33,265 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1683 01:21:33,298 --> 01:21:34,366 OFFICER JOHNNY: Cheers. 1684 01:21:34,400 --> 01:21:35,935 - (ENGINE REVVING) - (NPCS CHEERING) 1685 01:21:37,103 --> 01:21:38,838 Go get 'em, Guy! 1686 01:21:40,406 --> 01:21:42,675 It's like a digital walkout. 1687 01:21:43,076 --> 01:21:44,778 No, it's not. 1688 01:21:44,811 --> 01:21:46,846 They're doing this on purpose, it's part of their plan. 1689 01:21:46,879 --> 01:21:49,214 You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna kill them in the game. 1690 01:21:49,248 --> 01:21:51,283 Turn off respawn, kill them dead, now. 1691 01:21:51,316 --> 01:21:53,886 But that means any players who die will be done for good. 1692 01:21:53,920 --> 01:21:55,354 They'll freak out. 1693 01:21:57,356 --> 01:21:59,725 (WHISPERING) I don't care. 1694 01:21:59,758 --> 01:22:04,329 Sir? Sir, just to be clear, are you telling me that it's go time? 1695 01:22:04,363 --> 01:22:05,464 Are you looking for some sort of banter thing 1696 01:22:05,497 --> 01:22:06,632 'cause you think we're friends now... 1697 01:22:06,665 --> 01:22:08,200 and we're in some sort of gang together? 1698 01:22:08,233 --> 01:22:10,268 Yes. Yes, that's exactly what I'm looking for. 1699 01:22:10,302 --> 01:22:11,336 Cool, we're a team. 1700 01:22:11,370 --> 01:22:12,404 We should come up 1701 01:22:12,438 --> 01:22:13,605 - with a catchphrase, okay? - All right. 1702 01:22:13,639 --> 01:22:15,374 - On three. One, two, three... - One, two, three... 1703 01:22:15,407 --> 01:22:17,509 (SHOUTING) Get back to work! 1704 01:22:18,111 --> 01:22:19,611 Someone find me Keys! 1705 01:22:19,645 --> 01:22:21,613 - (ENGINE REVVING) - (TIRES SCREECHING) 1706 01:22:22,915 --> 01:22:23,983 (GUY WHOOPS) 1707 01:22:24,017 --> 01:22:26,853 All right, people, you heard him. It's go time! 1708 01:22:26,886 --> 01:22:28,554 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC RISING) 1709 01:22:31,490 --> 01:22:33,793 Okay, that's not good. 1710 01:22:33,827 --> 01:22:35,161 (RUMBLING) 1711 01:22:35,195 --> 01:22:37,130 He knows where we're going. 1712 01:22:37,163 --> 01:22:38,430 (SHATTERING) 1713 01:22:42,869 --> 01:22:45,138 MOUSER: All right, I got him. I got him. Don't worry. 1714 01:22:45,171 --> 01:22:47,006 Want some four wheels to the face? 1715 01:22:47,040 --> 01:22:48,574 Take that. Boom! 1716 01:22:48,607 --> 01:22:49,775 (GRUNTS) 1717 01:22:49,809 --> 01:22:50,844 (CRASHING) 1718 01:22:51,778 --> 01:22:54,646 Rabbit's coming for you. Apex predator. 1719 01:22:56,149 --> 01:22:57,349 GUY: Whoa! 1720 01:22:58,217 --> 01:22:59,853 (CARS CRASHING) 1721 01:23:05,290 --> 01:23:06,960 Here we go. Y'all watching this? 1722 01:23:06,993 --> 01:23:08,260 I'm about to end this fool. 1723 01:23:08,293 --> 01:23:10,362 - (ENGINE REVVING) - (RUMBLING) 1724 01:23:10,395 --> 01:23:12,765 (BREATHING HEAVILY) Come on, come on, come on. 1725 01:23:12,799 --> 01:23:14,901 Keys, if you're there, a little help, please. 1726 01:23:14,934 --> 01:23:16,601 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1727 01:23:18,704 --> 01:23:20,773 - (RUMBLING) - (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING) 1728 01:23:23,342 --> 01:23:24,676 (ENGINE RACING) 1729 01:23:24,710 --> 01:23:25,979 (GUY GRUNTS) 1730 01:23:26,012 --> 01:23:30,216 (SHOUTS) God! Okay, who did that? Who is doing that? 1731 01:23:30,249 --> 01:23:34,220 Don't play with me! Seriously! I'm under way too much pressure! 1732 01:23:34,254 --> 01:23:36,288 (RUMBLING, CRASHING) 1733 01:23:38,792 --> 01:23:39,793 Come on! 1734 01:23:43,896 --> 01:23:44,998 Go, go, go! 1735 01:23:57,543 --> 01:23:58,610 (SIGHS) 1736 01:24:00,612 --> 01:24:02,849 I just checked with security. Keys hasn't left the building. 1737 01:24:02,882 --> 01:24:04,184 Oh, sounds like you've done everything possible. 1738 01:24:04,217 --> 01:24:05,317 Time to give up? You wanna give up? 1739 01:24:05,350 --> 01:24:06,318 No, I'm sensing you want me to keep looking. 1740 01:24:06,351 --> 01:24:07,586 - Go. - I'll be back. 1741 01:24:07,619 --> 01:24:10,622 I have no idea where these fools are running to. 1742 01:24:10,656 --> 01:24:14,227 I do. Southern shore. Hitman's Beach. 1743 01:24:14,260 --> 01:24:16,628 MOUSER: Well, that's stupid. There's nothing out there but water. 1744 01:24:16,662 --> 01:24:19,531 Game physics won't even let you get past the shoreline. 1745 01:24:21,134 --> 01:24:23,335 Unless there is something out there. 1746 01:24:24,369 --> 01:24:26,338 Antwan, is there something there? 1747 01:24:27,539 --> 01:24:29,775 Screw it. Art nerds. 1748 01:24:29,809 --> 01:24:31,144 Time for Dude. 1749 01:24:31,177 --> 01:24:32,312 We're still working on him. 1750 01:24:32,344 --> 01:24:34,746 I worked on him myself. He's perfect. 1751 01:24:34,781 --> 01:24:36,850 Drop in Dude now. 1752 01:24:36,883 --> 01:24:38,650 Just do it. He's got, like, half a brain... 1753 01:24:38,684 --> 01:24:42,055 he's barely written, but sure, start the upload. 1754 01:24:49,594 --> 01:24:50,762 GUY: What are we supposed to do now? 1755 01:24:50,797 --> 01:24:54,000 MILLIE: Now Keys finds us a bridge. 1756 01:24:54,033 --> 01:24:57,103 ANTWAN: Come to collect those knives you stabbed in my back, bro? 1757 01:24:58,805 --> 01:25:00,672 You've been helping Millie Rusk this whole time. 1758 01:25:00,706 --> 01:25:02,275 She's looking for your build. 1759 01:25:02,308 --> 01:25:04,077 What build, Antwan? 1760 01:25:04,110 --> 01:25:05,845 It's not like you used our code anyway, right? 1761 01:25:05,878 --> 01:25:07,246 And if you didn't use our code... 1762 01:25:07,280 --> 01:25:10,549 then how can our original build be in the game, right? 1763 01:25:10,582 --> 01:25:12,684 Or am I missing something? 1764 01:25:14,386 --> 01:25:15,587 Leave us. 1765 01:25:18,858 --> 01:25:22,527 Okay, Keys, let's have a real talk. 1766 01:25:22,561 --> 01:25:25,464 If I'd put out your dumb game, it would have bombed. 1767 01:25:25,497 --> 01:25:26,933 Antwan, you don't know it would've failed. 1768 01:25:26,966 --> 01:25:28,134 Yeah, I do know. 1769 01:25:28,167 --> 01:25:31,004 I looked at the numbers, the tracking, the focus groups. 1770 01:25:31,037 --> 01:25:34,841 Has it ever occurred to you that some things matter more than numbers? 1771 01:25:34,874 --> 01:25:37,509 What matters more than numbers? Money? 1772 01:25:37,542 --> 01:25:40,380 Yo, news flash, bro, money is still numbers. 1773 01:25:40,412 --> 01:25:41,981 Nothing matters more than numbers! 1774 01:25:42,015 --> 01:25:43,415 You should be thanking me! 1775 01:25:43,448 --> 01:25:44,716 I should be thanking you? 1776 01:25:44,750 --> 01:25:46,886 What about the profits that you got from our work? 1777 01:25:46,920 --> 01:25:49,055 You chose your side, little Padawan. 1778 01:25:49,088 --> 01:25:52,959 And now, it's time for you to take your place next to the Emperor. 1779 01:25:52,992 --> 01:25:53,993 You get me, bro? 1780 01:25:54,861 --> 01:25:58,197 Yeah, I get you... bro. (CHUCKLES) 1781 01:25:58,231 --> 01:26:00,766 Which leads me to this. 1782 01:26:01,334 --> 01:26:03,069 (ELECTRICAL WHIRRING) 1783 01:26:15,982 --> 01:26:17,183 Thanks, Keys. 1784 01:26:21,720 --> 01:26:23,890 What the hell was that? 1785 01:26:23,923 --> 01:26:26,625 Hey, Antwan, things are getting hectic. 1786 01:26:29,661 --> 01:26:32,531 ANTWAN: Oh, I thought you were smarter than this, Keys. 1787 01:26:32,564 --> 01:26:34,766 You're obviously fired, you know that. 1788 01:26:34,801 --> 01:26:38,037 And you, what is she still doing in the game, man? 1789 01:26:38,071 --> 01:26:38,972 Boot everyone. 1790 01:26:39,005 --> 01:26:41,374 Hold up. You want me to boot all the players? 1791 01:26:41,407 --> 01:26:43,309 Boot them out of the game, now! 1792 01:26:43,343 --> 01:26:45,078 Cancel every player account! 1793 01:26:45,111 --> 01:26:46,779 And where the hell is Dude? 1794 01:26:46,813 --> 01:26:49,782 Security! Kick this punk out. 1795 01:26:55,520 --> 01:26:56,621 - Guy! - (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 1796 01:26:56,655 --> 01:26:58,523 - Millie! - They're taking me out. 1797 01:26:58,557 --> 01:26:59,993 What's happening? 1798 01:27:00,026 --> 01:27:00,960 (VOICE GLITCHING) It's on you now. Everybody's watching. 1799 01:27:00,994 --> 01:27:02,028 You gotta keep going. 1800 01:27:02,061 --> 01:27:04,563 Wait, wait, wait! Will I see you again? 1801 01:27:04,596 --> 01:27:06,232 You will if you make it across that bridge. 1802 01:27:06,264 --> 01:27:08,533 Show the whole world our build. That's the proof. 1803 01:27:08,567 --> 01:27:11,037 You do that, Antwan is done. 1804 01:27:11,070 --> 01:27:12,071 I'll make it. 1805 01:27:14,740 --> 01:27:16,075 (GROANS) 1806 01:27:16,109 --> 01:27:17,176 I'll make it. 1807 01:27:18,311 --> 01:27:19,511 What the hell? 1808 01:27:21,147 --> 01:27:22,748 What's going on? 1809 01:27:46,506 --> 01:27:47,773 (SIGHS) 1810 01:27:51,310 --> 01:27:53,312 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1811 01:27:53,346 --> 01:27:55,181 (MAN SHOUTS IN MANDARIN) 1812 01:28:02,188 --> 01:28:06,625 All right, let's all remember this moment, before we were fired. 1813 01:28:07,260 --> 01:28:08,428 Oh! (GRUNTS) 1814 01:28:08,461 --> 01:28:09,862 (GROANS) Wow. 1815 01:28:14,934 --> 01:28:16,102 Catchphrase. 1816 01:28:16,135 --> 01:28:17,769 MOUSER: Catchphrase? 1817 01:28:17,804 --> 01:28:19,338 What? I haven't had time to think one up yet. 1818 01:28:19,372 --> 01:28:23,176 Although "catchphrase" as a catchphrase is a pretty cool catchphrase. 1819 01:28:24,177 --> 01:28:25,278 (DUDE GRUNTS) 1820 01:28:27,346 --> 01:28:28,713 (GRUNTS) Whoa. 1821 01:28:29,748 --> 01:28:32,919 Get up, Guy. Get up. 1822 01:28:33,186 --> 01:28:34,252 (GROANS) 1823 01:28:45,431 --> 01:28:47,300 Oh, no, no, no. 1824 01:28:49,569 --> 01:28:51,571 (SCOOTER HORN BEEPS) 1825 01:28:51,603 --> 01:28:54,874 Guy, I came to save you. (CHUCKLING IN AWE) 1826 01:28:56,775 --> 01:28:59,145 - Who is this? - I don't know. 1827 01:28:59,178 --> 01:29:00,346 He's glorious. 1828 01:29:00,980 --> 01:29:01,914 (CHUCKLES) 1829 01:29:01,948 --> 01:29:03,449 I mean, he's just like you... 1830 01:29:03,483 --> 01:29:05,017 but way better. 1831 01:29:05,518 --> 01:29:06,618 (CHUCKLES) 1832 01:29:06,650 --> 01:29:08,955 Way, way better. 1833 01:29:08,988 --> 01:29:10,857 - Thank you. - No, that's not a compliment. 1834 01:29:10,890 --> 01:29:12,258 I wouldn't touch him if I were you, Buddy. 1835 01:29:12,290 --> 01:29:13,758 What do you mean you don't think I should touch him? 1836 01:29:13,793 --> 01:29:15,361 You don't mind this, do you? 1837 01:29:15,394 --> 01:29:17,330 'Cause I'm your buddy, too. 1838 01:29:17,363 --> 01:29:19,731 (SCATTING) 1839 01:29:21,033 --> 01:29:23,469 Yeah, I think he's gonna... hit you. 1840 01:29:23,503 --> 01:29:24,570 He punches so hard. 1841 01:29:24,604 --> 01:29:25,704 But yet his hands are so soft. 1842 01:29:25,737 --> 01:29:27,140 - Be strong. - Okay, bye. 1843 01:29:27,173 --> 01:29:29,408 Hey, it's like I'm a feather to him. (LAUGHING) 1844 01:29:29,442 --> 01:29:31,077 - (DUDE GRUNTS) - BUDDY: Whee! 1845 01:29:31,110 --> 01:29:32,478 Ha-ha! (GROANS) 1846 01:29:32,512 --> 01:29:34,013 (DUDE GRUNTING) 1847 01:29:35,548 --> 01:29:36,883 KEITH: Oh... 1848 01:29:38,750 --> 01:29:39,951 (INHALES SHARPLY) 1849 01:29:40,419 --> 01:29:42,788 No, no, no! No! 1850 01:29:42,822 --> 01:29:45,657 Get up, Guy, get up! 1851 01:29:46,325 --> 01:29:47,692 Playtime's over. Catchphrase. 1852 01:29:47,726 --> 01:29:48,928 I don't know what that means. 1853 01:29:51,531 --> 01:29:53,099 Come on, man. Get up! 1854 01:29:53,132 --> 01:29:54,133 Get up. 1855 01:29:55,234 --> 01:29:58,004 There are three things I love in life. 1856 01:29:58,037 --> 01:30:02,808 Kickin' ass, TBD, third thing here. 1857 01:30:04,676 --> 01:30:06,179 (BOTH GRUNT) 1858 01:30:06,812 --> 01:30:08,981 - Oof! Oh, shit! - (GROANING) 1859 01:30:10,682 --> 01:30:12,351 ANTWAN: Activate death blow. 1860 01:30:12,385 --> 01:30:13,386 Bye, Guy. 1861 01:30:16,155 --> 01:30:17,990 (EXHALING SHARPLY) 1862 01:30:18,024 --> 01:30:20,126 Oh, shit, that's a death blow. 1863 01:30:22,260 --> 01:30:23,095 Get up! 1864 01:30:23,129 --> 01:30:25,898 Mom, he's coming in with a death blow! 1865 01:30:28,801 --> 01:30:29,969 Get up, Guy. 1866 01:30:32,805 --> 01:30:33,839 (DUDE GRUNTS) 1867 01:30:33,873 --> 01:30:35,975 (HEROIC MUSIC PLAYS) 1868 01:30:36,008 --> 01:30:37,076 Oh. 1869 01:30:39,078 --> 01:30:40,913 What the shit? 1870 01:30:41,647 --> 01:30:43,382 (GASPS DRAMATICALLY) 1871 01:30:46,152 --> 01:30:47,153 (DUDE GRUNTS) 1872 01:30:48,354 --> 01:30:49,754 That was dope. 1873 01:30:54,327 --> 01:30:55,895 (AIR HORN TOOTS) 1874 01:30:57,296 --> 01:30:58,730 (YELLS) 1875 01:31:05,805 --> 01:31:07,506 - Hold on. Is that... - That's a... 1876 01:31:07,540 --> 01:31:10,742 Yes! That's a lightsaber, Dude. 1877 01:31:10,775 --> 01:31:12,311 Mm-hmm. 1878 01:31:12,345 --> 01:31:13,779 (GUY GRUNTS) 1879 01:31:16,983 --> 01:31:19,118 - Is that a lightsaber? - It is. 1880 01:31:20,920 --> 01:31:22,388 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1881 01:31:26,859 --> 01:31:28,394 (DUDE GRUNTS) 1882 01:31:35,767 --> 01:31:38,070 (DUDE YELPING) 1883 01:31:46,846 --> 01:31:48,447 (BOTH GRUNT) 1884 01:31:49,815 --> 01:31:51,384 (GROANING) 1885 01:31:51,417 --> 01:31:52,451 (GRUNTS) 1886 01:31:52,485 --> 01:31:53,919 (GRUNTING) 1887 01:31:55,021 --> 01:31:56,022 Oh! 1888 01:32:02,428 --> 01:32:03,529 Guy! 1889 01:32:05,431 --> 01:32:06,932 - (GUY GRUNTS) - Yes! 1890 01:32:06,966 --> 01:32:09,769 Yes! That's right. Get up, Guy. Come on. 1891 01:32:09,802 --> 01:32:11,537 (STRAINED GRUNTING) 1892 01:32:13,439 --> 01:32:15,007 (GRUNTING) 1893 01:32:15,808 --> 01:32:17,376 (STRAINING) 1894 01:32:18,744 --> 01:32:20,913 (DUDE CONTINUES GRUNTING) 1895 01:32:26,352 --> 01:32:27,687 - (GASPS) - (GUY GRUNTS) 1896 01:32:27,720 --> 01:32:29,588 (BOTH GASPING) 1897 01:32:30,489 --> 01:32:31,490 GUY: There you go. 1898 01:32:32,224 --> 01:32:34,293 Do you see them all now? Yeah? 1899 01:32:34,327 --> 01:32:35,661 - Uh-huh. - GUY: Yeah? 1900 01:32:35,695 --> 01:32:38,564 Yeah, shiny things everywhere. 1901 01:32:39,899 --> 01:32:41,634 Yeah, there you go. Go get it. 1902 01:32:41,667 --> 01:32:43,736 Just lots of little snacks. 1903 01:32:43,769 --> 01:32:45,338 (UPBEAT POP ROCK SONG PLAYING) 1904 01:32:45,371 --> 01:32:47,006 (DUDE CHUCKLING) 1905 01:32:47,039 --> 01:32:50,743 Yeah, not a dancer. No. 1906 01:32:50,776 --> 01:32:52,578 Run free, better me. 1907 01:32:53,814 --> 01:32:55,247 Let's go. 1908 01:32:55,281 --> 01:32:56,749 Where are we going? 1909 01:32:56,783 --> 01:32:58,785 We can't let them get across that bridge. 1910 01:32:58,819 --> 01:33:00,553 You wanna finish this out with me? 1911 01:33:00,585 --> 01:33:03,790 Look, I don't even know what's going on, but hell yes, I'm with you. 1912 01:33:03,824 --> 01:33:05,558 Ha-ha! 1913 01:33:05,590 --> 01:33:07,360 Let's go! 1914 01:33:22,708 --> 01:33:24,009 (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 1915 01:33:32,451 --> 01:33:33,753 Antwan, come on, man. 1916 01:33:33,787 --> 01:33:36,254 What are we doing here? 1917 01:33:37,189 --> 01:33:38,891 Where are the servers to Free City 1? 1918 01:33:38,924 --> 01:33:42,061 No. Antwan, what the hell are you doing? 1919 01:33:42,094 --> 01:33:45,799 If they get past that horizon to the build, I lose everything! 1920 01:33:45,832 --> 01:33:47,233 Wait, so you did steal their code. 1921 01:33:47,265 --> 01:33:49,803 ANTWAN: Welcome to the conversation, genius. 1922 01:33:49,836 --> 01:33:51,504 Now, where are those servers? 1923 01:33:51,537 --> 01:33:53,072 It's all of these, but hold on. I'm trying to wrap my head around this. 1924 01:33:53,105 --> 01:33:54,540 All these? This one? Right, this one? 1925 01:33:54,573 --> 01:33:55,941 Yeah. How did you... 1926 01:33:57,743 --> 01:33:59,612 (ELECTRICAL WHINING) 1927 01:34:02,348 --> 01:34:03,349 Run. 1928 01:34:06,218 --> 01:34:07,453 (GRUNTING) 1929 01:34:08,187 --> 01:34:09,188 Antwan! 1930 01:34:16,395 --> 01:34:18,297 (ALL SCREAMING) 1931 01:34:19,498 --> 01:34:20,533 Stop! 1932 01:34:20,566 --> 01:34:22,268 (ALL WHIMPERING) 1933 01:34:23,536 --> 01:34:24,838 Officer Johnny! 1934 01:34:24,871 --> 01:34:26,272 - Come on! - Come on! 1935 01:34:29,341 --> 01:34:32,011 Which server has the ocean and the rest of the bridge? 1936 01:34:32,044 --> 01:34:33,112 I'm not gonna tell you. 1937 01:34:33,145 --> 01:34:34,213 You're just gonna destroy it. 1938 01:34:34,246 --> 01:34:35,748 Yeah. 'Cause it's my game. 1939 01:34:35,782 --> 01:34:39,084 Except it's not. It's Keys' game. 1940 01:34:39,118 --> 01:34:40,821 You didn't do shit. 1941 01:34:40,854 --> 01:34:43,989 And guess what? Keys is my boy. 1942 01:34:44,390 --> 01:34:45,458 Security! 1943 01:34:45,491 --> 01:34:48,929 Please escort this former employee off the premises. 1944 01:34:48,961 --> 01:34:50,996 He can call you by your real name. 1945 01:34:51,030 --> 01:34:52,231 (GRUNTING) 1946 01:35:08,747 --> 01:35:10,082 (BUDDY GASPS) 1947 01:35:10,416 --> 01:35:12,017 Guy! 1948 01:35:12,051 --> 01:35:13,954 - Buddy! Buddy! - No, no! Keep going! 1949 01:35:13,986 --> 01:35:15,956 Go without me! 1950 01:35:15,988 --> 01:35:18,224 I've been scared my whole damn life. 1951 01:35:19,725 --> 01:35:21,660 But I'm not scared anymore. 1952 01:35:24,831 --> 01:35:26,165 I'm sorry. 1953 01:35:26,765 --> 01:35:28,167 I'm not. 1954 01:35:30,903 --> 01:35:33,038 It's been the best day of my life. 1955 01:35:33,672 --> 01:35:35,508 You get to that build. 1956 01:35:36,877 --> 01:35:38,444 You show 'em we matter. 1957 01:35:44,149 --> 01:35:48,855 That security guard right there was a goddamn hero. 1958 01:35:48,889 --> 01:35:50,756 (SLOW VERSION OF FANTASY PLAYING) 1959 01:36:00,065 --> 01:36:01,734 (ALL SCREAMING) 1960 01:36:05,538 --> 01:36:06,705 (CONTINUES GRUNTING) 1961 01:36:38,939 --> 01:36:40,272 (SONG FADES) 1962 01:37:02,996 --> 01:37:05,497 (SONG RESUMES) 1963 01:37:05,531 --> 01:37:07,333 (ALL CHEERING) 1964 01:37:28,855 --> 01:37:31,891 You did it! (GRUNTS, CHEERS) 1965 01:37:40,165 --> 01:37:41,935 Yes! Yes! 1966 01:37:41,968 --> 01:37:44,436 Suck it, Antwan! Whoo! 1967 01:37:45,872 --> 01:37:47,439 Antwan, stop! 1968 01:37:48,108 --> 01:37:49,508 It's over. 1969 01:37:51,710 --> 01:37:53,312 He made it. 1970 01:37:53,345 --> 01:37:57,316 Got your game's original build out there for everyone to see. 1971 01:37:57,349 --> 01:37:59,218 Probably win your lawsuit, huh? 1972 01:37:59,786 --> 01:38:00,887 Looks likely. 1973 01:38:00,920 --> 01:38:02,388 Cool. 1974 01:38:02,421 --> 01:38:06,291 And here's the thing, bro. Here's the thing. 1975 01:38:06,325 --> 01:38:09,062 Right here, I got everything you care about. 1976 01:38:09,095 --> 01:38:13,298 The sliver that's left of Free City, all your little background friends... 1977 01:38:13,332 --> 01:38:15,768 including your digital boyfriend. 1978 01:38:16,635 --> 01:38:18,570 Last server. 1979 01:38:18,603 --> 01:38:23,876 Look, I just want the world that I built and the people in it. 1980 01:38:23,910 --> 01:38:25,544 What's in it for Antwan? 1981 01:38:25,577 --> 01:38:26,780 Everything else. 1982 01:38:26,813 --> 01:38:28,613 Meaning? Pretend I'm dumb. 1983 01:38:28,647 --> 01:38:31,084 You have the rights to our code, keep all the profits... 1984 01:38:31,117 --> 01:38:33,218 just give me what's left of Free City. 1985 01:38:33,251 --> 01:38:35,253 Let me build my own world from there. 1986 01:38:35,287 --> 01:38:39,125 What about Free City 2? Free City 3? 1987 01:38:39,159 --> 01:38:40,659 And all pursuant spin-offs? 1988 01:38:40,693 --> 01:38:43,762 All yours. Just put down the axe. 1989 01:38:43,797 --> 01:38:46,432 You know that this is, like, the dumbest deal 1990 01:38:46,465 --> 01:38:48,901 in the history of dumb deals, right? 1991 01:38:48,935 --> 01:38:51,336 I mean, you're talking about giving up millions of dollars. 1992 01:38:51,370 --> 01:38:53,439 Why would anyone do that? 1993 01:38:53,472 --> 01:38:55,842 'Cause Keys and I made something great. 1994 01:38:57,877 --> 01:39:00,980 And I don't need money or fame to prove that to myself. 1995 01:39:01,014 --> 01:39:03,950 I'm done playing your game, Antwan. 1996 01:39:06,186 --> 01:39:08,487 It's time I played mine. 1997 01:39:09,621 --> 01:39:10,857 Deal? 1998 01:39:19,899 --> 01:39:22,202 LARA: Popping today and not in a good way. 1999 01:39:22,267 --> 01:39:24,737 Sales for Free City 2 continue to slip... 2000 01:39:24,770 --> 01:39:29,175 with numerous reports of bugs in the code and lagging online play. 2001 01:39:29,210 --> 01:39:31,543 Embattled Soonami game founder Antwan Hovachelik 2002 01:39:31,577 --> 01:39:32,979 finds himself in the crosshairs. 2003 01:39:33,012 --> 01:39:34,379 Crosshairs. 2004 01:39:34,413 --> 01:39:36,215 He's in the crosshairs and embattled. (CHUCKLES) 2005 01:39:36,248 --> 01:39:37,649 We're too busy to gloat. 2006 01:39:37,683 --> 01:39:39,551 - I'm a victim! I'm a victim! - (KEYS AND MILLIE LAUGH) 2007 01:39:39,584 --> 01:39:41,487 Speaking of busy, we just doubled 2008 01:39:41,520 --> 01:39:43,756 the amount of unique visitors we can handle. 2009 01:39:43,790 --> 01:39:44,690 It's amazing. 2010 01:39:44,723 --> 01:39:46,391 Who'd have thought that so many people... 2011 01:39:46,425 --> 01:39:49,461 would just wanna watch video game characters instead of shoot at them? 2012 01:39:49,929 --> 01:39:51,030 BOTH: Hmm... 2013 01:39:51,898 --> 01:39:52,966 Oh, yeah, we did. 2014 01:39:52,999 --> 01:39:54,767 Yeah. (LAUGHING) 2015 01:39:55,802 --> 01:39:58,737 You know, you're pretty cute when you brag. 2016 01:39:58,771 --> 01:39:59,839 ANTWAN: Antwan out! 2017 01:39:59,873 --> 01:40:01,606 LARA: Meanwhile, the game Free Life 2018 01:40:01,640 --> 01:40:04,110 is quickly becoming the little indie that could. 2019 01:40:04,144 --> 01:40:07,546 Players are swarming to this observational, fishbowl game... 2020 01:40:07,579 --> 01:40:10,817 where they interact peacefully with the one and only Blue Shirt Guy... 2021 01:40:10,850 --> 01:40:14,120 and is now no longer in the background, a digital friend. 2022 01:40:14,154 --> 01:40:15,354 Uh, hey, Mills... 2023 01:40:17,523 --> 01:40:19,959 Do you wanna come grab a coffee with me? 2024 01:40:19,993 --> 01:40:22,494 Actually, I'm gonna jump back into the game. 2025 01:40:24,164 --> 01:40:26,532 - Oh. - (WHISPERS) Coffee? 2026 01:40:26,565 --> 01:40:29,002 Okay. Yeah. Sounds good. 2027 01:40:29,035 --> 01:40:30,602 I'll just, uh, grab you one. 2028 01:40:31,104 --> 01:40:32,205 Oh, Keys, uh... 2029 01:40:32,238 --> 01:40:33,940 I know, medium coffee, cream, two sugars. 2030 01:40:33,973 --> 01:40:35,008 Yeah. 2031 01:40:45,218 --> 01:40:47,619 GUY: Hi, Randy. Milton. 2032 01:40:50,023 --> 01:40:51,757 MILLIE: Hmm. 2033 01:40:51,791 --> 01:40:53,458 GUY: I was wondering when I'd see you again. 2034 01:40:53,492 --> 01:40:54,726 (MILLIE CHUCKLES) 2035 01:40:54,760 --> 01:40:57,230 MILLIE: Yeah, life has been pretty crazy lately. 2036 01:40:57,263 --> 01:40:58,497 You should see it in here. 2037 01:40:58,530 --> 01:41:00,900 We're talkin' free bubble gum ice cream for life. 2038 01:41:00,934 --> 01:41:02,701 Wow. (CHUCKLES) 2039 01:41:05,104 --> 01:41:06,105 GUY: Hey, guys. 2040 01:41:16,149 --> 01:41:18,117 Look, Guy... 2041 01:41:18,151 --> 01:41:20,485 Wow, this is harder than I thought. 2042 01:41:21,087 --> 01:41:22,822 Then let me do it for you. 2043 01:41:23,655 --> 01:41:25,091 Guy... 2044 01:41:27,759 --> 01:41:31,097 you are dreamy. 2045 01:41:31,130 --> 01:41:32,597 (CHUCKLES) 2046 01:41:32,631 --> 01:41:37,203 Your taste in blue shirts and five-octave musical superstars... 2047 01:41:37,236 --> 01:41:41,506 it's deeply, deeply attractive to me. 2048 01:41:41,540 --> 01:41:44,077 But I can't keep spending all my time with you. 2049 01:41:44,110 --> 01:41:49,448 I created this world, but I can't live my life in it. 2050 01:41:53,987 --> 01:41:56,555 See? Was that so hard? 2051 01:41:57,422 --> 01:41:59,491 So, what are you gonna do? 2052 01:42:00,293 --> 01:42:02,996 Anything I want. Thanks to you. 2053 01:42:04,297 --> 01:42:06,032 I'm not stuck in a loop anymore. 2054 01:42:06,065 --> 01:42:07,666 Neither are you. 2055 01:42:09,969 --> 01:42:12,638 I love you, Millie. 2056 01:42:12,671 --> 01:42:16,109 Maybe that is my programming talking, but guess what? 2057 01:42:17,409 --> 01:42:19,779 Someone wrote that program. 2058 01:42:21,747 --> 01:42:23,983 I'm just a love letter to you. 2059 01:42:24,817 --> 01:42:27,552 Somewhere out there is the author. 2060 01:42:28,888 --> 01:42:30,123 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 2061 01:42:34,260 --> 01:42:35,295 (GASPS) 2062 01:42:35,328 --> 01:42:36,628 (GASPS) 2063 01:42:38,463 --> 01:42:39,832 (TYPING) 2064 01:42:45,271 --> 01:42:49,175 You brought him to life. You brought him to life. 2065 01:42:49,208 --> 01:42:51,476 And he was alive because he met the one person 2066 01:42:51,510 --> 01:42:53,246 he'd been waiting for his whole life. 2067 01:42:53,279 --> 01:42:56,648 And I had to make it realistic, so... 2068 01:42:57,649 --> 01:42:59,718 I based it off of... 2069 01:43:01,354 --> 01:43:02,554 you. 2070 01:43:04,489 --> 01:43:06,625 The woman of his dreams... 2071 01:43:09,262 --> 01:43:10,964 she was the same as mine. 2072 01:43:10,997 --> 01:43:14,533 So she liked bubble gum ice cream and swing sets... 2073 01:43:14,566 --> 01:43:18,537 and she had this very cute but oddly specific habit... 2074 01:43:18,570 --> 01:43:22,008 of always humming this classic Mariah Carey track. 2075 01:43:22,041 --> 01:43:25,477 Like, all the time, she would... repeat. 2076 01:43:28,480 --> 01:43:29,681 Finally! 2077 01:43:36,322 --> 01:43:37,522 Keys! 2078 01:43:45,497 --> 01:43:47,233 What are you... 2079 01:44:23,136 --> 01:44:24,569 (PEGASUS WHINNIES) 2080 01:44:28,174 --> 01:44:30,043 You okay, little guy Guy? 2081 01:44:30,076 --> 01:44:31,811 You seem adjective. 2082 01:44:31,844 --> 01:44:34,646 I'm great. I'm great. You could put me down, by the way. 2083 01:44:34,679 --> 01:44:36,516 Thank you. That was nice. 2084 01:44:36,548 --> 01:44:40,119 No, I'm great. You're great, Dude. 2085 01:44:41,521 --> 01:44:43,456 I just miss my best friend. 2086 01:44:43,489 --> 01:44:44,791 (DUDE SIGHS) 2087 01:44:44,824 --> 01:44:47,927 We used to do the same walk together every day. 2088 01:44:47,960 --> 01:44:51,497 Except he wore a shirt. And could complete a full sentence. 2089 01:44:51,531 --> 01:44:53,132 I can bench press a sentence. 2090 01:44:53,166 --> 01:44:56,836 (LAUGHS) Yeah, that's totally not the same thing at all. 2091 01:44:56,869 --> 01:44:59,138 (LAUGHS LOUDLY) Harder laughter! 2092 01:44:59,906 --> 01:45:00,940 Oh... 2093 01:45:00,973 --> 01:45:02,108 Guy? 2094 01:45:04,676 --> 01:45:06,645 - Buddy! - No! 2095 01:45:06,678 --> 01:45:07,914 Oh, my God! Guy! 2096 01:45:07,947 --> 01:45:09,515 Buddy! I thought I'd lost you! 2097 01:45:09,549 --> 01:45:10,883 You didn't! 2098 01:45:10,917 --> 01:45:12,919 One minute, I'm running on a crazy bridge to nowhere... 2099 01:45:12,952 --> 01:45:15,253 thinkin' my sweet mundane life is over. 2100 01:45:15,288 --> 01:45:18,057 The next minute, I'm like in some type of flyin'... 2101 01:45:18,091 --> 01:45:20,193 and some like fairy dust, pixie dust... 2102 01:45:20,226 --> 01:45:24,330 and then I plopped down into this slice of heaven. 2103 01:45:24,363 --> 01:45:26,933 - Man, I love it here. - (BOTH CHUCKLE) 2104 01:45:26,966 --> 01:45:29,502 In fact, a couple of days ago, I rode a centaur. 2105 01:45:29,535 --> 01:45:30,903 Now, it might sound weird... 2106 01:45:30,937 --> 01:45:34,340 I took a piggyback ride on a half-dude and a half-horse... 2107 01:45:34,373 --> 01:45:36,675 whatever a centaur is, I did it. 2108 01:45:36,708 --> 01:45:38,244 I rode a dude, too! 2109 01:45:38,276 --> 01:45:39,545 Friendly gesture! 2110 01:45:39,579 --> 01:45:41,247 So friendly! 2111 01:45:41,279 --> 01:45:42,681 Come on, bring it in! 2112 01:45:42,714 --> 01:45:44,050 - Are we gonna hug? - I'm coming for you! 2113 01:45:44,083 --> 01:45:45,518 - No, you're not. I'm coming for you. - Yes, I am! 2114 01:45:45,551 --> 01:45:46,786 - You come here! - I'm coming to you! 2115 01:45:46,819 --> 01:45:48,554 I'm reeling you in. I'm reeling you in. 2116 01:45:48,588 --> 01:45:50,089 (BOTH LAUGHING) 2117 01:45:51,690 --> 01:45:53,359 Buddy, I missed you! 2118 01:45:53,392 --> 01:45:55,394 Hey, so where's the bank? 2119 01:45:56,796 --> 01:45:58,297 There is no bank. 2120 01:45:58,331 --> 01:45:59,799 So what do we do? 2121 01:45:59,832 --> 01:46:02,068 Whatever we want. 2122 01:46:04,703 --> 01:46:06,738 - (GUY CHUCKLES) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 2123 01:46:06,771 --> 01:46:09,008 (FANTASY BY MARIAH CAREY PLAYING) 2124 01:46:10,810 --> 01:46:12,812 - GUY: Hey, guys. - CENTAUR: Hey, Guy. 2125 01:46:14,174 --> 01:46:19,387 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 158385

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