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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,998 --> 00:00:41,292 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:51,052 --> 00:00:54,139 GUY: This is Free City. 3 00:00:55,807 --> 00:00:59,477 Look at this guy. He's one of the sunglasses people. 4 00:00:59,644 --> 00:01:02,731 And the people who wear sunglasses are heroes. 5 00:01:02,814 --> 00:01:04,649 (HIP-HOP MUSIC CONTINUES) 6 00:01:05,525 --> 00:01:06,943 (GUNS FIRING) 7 00:01:09,404 --> 00:01:12,824 They have a devil-may-care attitude and they run this town. 8 00:01:16,244 --> 00:01:17,454 You are so hot. 9 00:01:17,620 --> 00:01:18,621 Oh, I know. 10 00:01:21,833 --> 00:01:24,377 GUY: See? That's not even his car. 11 00:01:25,754 --> 00:01:26,963 Or his wife. 12 00:01:27,046 --> 00:01:28,882 (GUNS CONTINUE FIRING) 13 00:01:33,011 --> 00:01:36,347 For the sunglasses people, they get to do anything they want. 14 00:01:36,514 --> 00:01:38,433 They go on all sorts of missions. 15 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:41,269 They got cool hair, cool clothes. 16 00:01:41,436 --> 00:01:46,524 I mean, laws aren't really laws to them. They're more like mild suggestions. 17 00:01:46,691 --> 00:01:49,444 Like, I don't think he's gonna return that car. 18 00:01:50,195 --> 00:01:51,321 Or that nice lady. 19 00:02:06,461 --> 00:02:09,589 See what I mean? Hero. 20 00:02:15,970 --> 00:02:17,180 (TYRES SCREECHING) 21 00:02:18,264 --> 00:02:20,099 (ALARM BEEPING) 22 00:02:24,646 --> 00:02:29,067 My name is Guy, and I live in paradise. 23 00:02:30,151 --> 00:02:31,236 (EXHALES) 24 00:02:34,155 --> 00:02:35,615 Good morning, Goldie. 25 00:02:38,076 --> 00:02:39,953 I've lived here in Free City my whole life. 26 00:02:40,119 --> 00:02:42,455 I've got a best friend, I've got a goldfish, 27 00:02:42,622 --> 00:02:45,041 and I work at the bank. 28 00:02:45,208 --> 00:02:46,417 What more could a guy want? 29 00:02:46,584 --> 00:02:48,002 NEWS ANCHOR: (ON TV) Sunday should be warm and sunny 30 00:02:48,086 --> 00:02:49,712 with just a scattering of drive-bys. 31 00:02:49,879 --> 00:02:52,257 Great day for the beach, but not Hitman's Beach, 32 00:02:52,423 --> 00:02:54,342 which will be mined and sprayed with high-calibre fire 33 00:02:54,509 --> 00:02:55,844 from a renegade gunship stolen by-- 34 00:02:56,010 --> 00:02:57,011 GUY: And every morning, 35 00:02:57,178 --> 00:03:00,098 I start my day with the most delicious coffee 36 00:03:00,181 --> 00:03:02,225 in the whole, wide, whole world. 37 00:03:02,392 --> 00:03:03,852 Medium coffee, cream, two sugars. 38 00:03:04,018 --> 00:03:05,311 You know it. Mmm. 39 00:03:06,771 --> 00:03:07,856 Mmm! 40 00:03:08,565 --> 00:03:10,275 That is unexpectedly hot. 41 00:03:10,441 --> 00:03:11,818 Jeez, that's good. 42 00:03:11,985 --> 00:03:14,863 It's like losing my virginity, but in my mouth. 43 00:03:17,031 --> 00:03:19,242 Thank you for making this with such love. 44 00:03:19,409 --> 00:03:20,410 You're welcome. 45 00:03:20,577 --> 00:03:21,619 GUY: (LOUDLY) Officer Johnny! 46 00:03:21,786 --> 00:03:22,829 Have a good one, Guy. 47 00:03:22,912 --> 00:03:25,790 GUY: Don't have a good day, have a great day! 48 00:03:26,332 --> 00:03:28,084 (LAUGHS) Hold the fudge. 49 00:03:28,251 --> 00:03:31,963 You mean to tell me that nobody snapped up those bad boys? Today is the day. 50 00:03:32,130 --> 00:03:34,465 - Like every other day. - I'll be back for those. 51 00:03:40,555 --> 00:03:42,140 Oh! So close. 52 00:03:42,807 --> 00:03:45,560 Mmm! This is the greatest cup of coffee of all time. 53 00:03:45,727 --> 00:03:47,061 I wanna write a song about it. 54 00:03:47,228 --> 00:03:49,022 I wanna dance to that song with my body. 55 00:03:49,188 --> 00:03:50,189 BUDDY: (LAUGHS) I love my life. 56 00:03:50,356 --> 00:03:52,025 There's something about finding your lane and just staying in it. 57 00:03:52,191 --> 00:03:54,777 That's why they call 'em comfort zones, they're so damn comfortable. 58 00:03:54,861 --> 00:03:57,363 - (MAN GRUNTS) - Oh, Joe! 59 00:03:59,824 --> 00:04:00,909 Mondays, am I right, Joe? 60 00:04:01,075 --> 00:04:03,077 - You said it, Guy. - Yeah. 61 00:04:05,788 --> 00:04:09,459 In Free City, I have everything I need. 62 00:04:09,626 --> 00:04:11,169 Don't have a good day... 63 00:04:12,295 --> 00:04:13,463 ...have a great day. 64 00:04:13,630 --> 00:04:14,881 - MAN: Thank you. - (CHUCKLES) 65 00:04:15,048 --> 00:04:16,049 Take care. 66 00:04:16,215 --> 00:04:18,885 GUY: Except one thing. 67 00:04:19,969 --> 00:04:21,346 Seem happy. 68 00:04:21,512 --> 00:04:23,640 Oh, come on, don't worry about that, Guy. You gonna find someone. 69 00:04:23,806 --> 00:04:25,308 Oh, it's okay, Bud. 70 00:04:25,475 --> 00:04:27,852 Feel like I've been looking for her forever, you know? 71 00:04:28,019 --> 00:04:29,520 Maybe it's not meant to be. 72 00:04:29,687 --> 00:04:31,105 Everybody down on the ground! 73 00:04:31,356 --> 00:04:33,107 - (GUN FIRES) - (WOMAN GASPING) 74 00:04:35,944 --> 00:04:37,278 (ROBBER WHOOPS) 75 00:04:37,570 --> 00:04:38,571 (GUY GRUNTS) 76 00:04:38,988 --> 00:04:39,989 (SIGHS) I know the woman I'm looking for. 77 00:04:40,531 --> 00:04:41,532 Oh, let me guess. 78 00:04:41,616 --> 00:04:43,284 - Woman with an offbeat sense of humour. - Sense of humour. 79 00:04:43,451 --> 00:04:44,786 BUDDY: An obsession with feel-good diva pop. 80 00:04:44,869 --> 00:04:45,870 Diva pop. Yes, that's her. 81 00:04:46,037 --> 00:04:47,956 She's rented space in my brain and she won't move out. 82 00:04:48,122 --> 00:04:50,124 And you know what? I don't want her to. 83 00:04:50,291 --> 00:04:52,710 Well, guess what? She won't move either in or out. 84 00:04:52,877 --> 00:04:54,504 You know why? 'Cause she doesn't exist. 85 00:04:54,671 --> 00:04:56,631 - She's just a fantasy. It's a fantasy. - That's cruel. You're cruel. 86 00:04:56,798 --> 00:04:58,257 - You're being rotten right now. Rotten. - BUDDY: I'm being real. 87 00:04:58,424 --> 00:05:01,427 Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon. 88 00:05:01,511 --> 00:05:02,553 (CHUCKLING) 89 00:05:02,637 --> 00:05:04,347 So how about it? Beers on the beach after work? 90 00:05:04,514 --> 00:05:06,432 Of course we're going for beers on the beach after work. 91 00:05:06,599 --> 00:05:07,809 (CHUCKLING) That makes me so happy. 92 00:05:07,892 --> 00:05:08,893 (CHUCKLING) Me too. 93 00:05:21,072 --> 00:05:22,073 What have you got? 94 00:05:22,448 --> 00:05:24,909 MAN: Proof of a secret level. That's what you're looking for, right? 95 00:05:25,076 --> 00:05:26,661 You got a video or a screen grab? 96 00:05:26,828 --> 00:05:28,496 Nope. But I know who does. 97 00:05:28,663 --> 00:05:30,873 Wanna know what I do to people who waste my time? 98 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:33,459 Oh, wow. Ooh, someone wants to play. 99 00:05:33,626 --> 00:05:35,420 Hey, you really British, or is that an accent filter? 100 00:05:35,586 --> 00:05:37,213 'Cause maybe we could meet up later. 101 00:05:37,380 --> 00:05:40,925 I don't have a burning desire to see your mum's basement, thanks. 102 00:05:41,092 --> 00:05:42,385 MAN: Got jokes, huh? 103 00:05:42,552 --> 00:05:44,929 Well, I got a map, shows the location of his stash house. 104 00:05:45,096 --> 00:05:49,225 Don't know how you'll get in, but if you do, clip 56 might interest you. 105 00:05:49,767 --> 00:05:51,811 Now, I got a question. 106 00:05:51,978 --> 00:05:53,521 What's so special about this video clip anyway? 107 00:05:53,688 --> 00:05:56,733 What's special is I kill people who ask questions about it. 108 00:05:56,899 --> 00:05:58,609 MAN: Mmm, I see. Fun. Yeah, that's fun. 109 00:06:00,987 --> 00:06:03,406 Damn, girl, you're so feisty. 110 00:06:03,573 --> 00:06:06,200 But, seriously, is it loot or is it just the experience? 111 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:08,661 - (GROANS) - Those are questions. 112 00:06:10,788 --> 00:06:13,041 Did you see the sneakers on that last robber? 113 00:06:13,207 --> 00:06:14,250 The 2:30? 114 00:06:14,417 --> 00:06:15,877 No, the 4:00. 115 00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:19,130 The three-quarter high-top, gorgeous foam soles. 116 00:06:19,297 --> 00:06:21,132 I could barely feel it when he stepped on my face. 117 00:06:21,299 --> 00:06:22,592 - BUDDY: (CHUCKLING) Oh, man. - Wow. 118 00:06:22,759 --> 00:06:25,261 BOTH: Life in the big city. Ain't nothing like it. 119 00:06:25,428 --> 00:06:26,429 FEMALE ROBBER: Give it to me! 120 00:06:26,596 --> 00:06:27,889 BOTH: Looks like rain. 121 00:06:28,056 --> 00:06:30,099 BOTH: Has anyone seen my cat? 122 00:06:30,266 --> 00:06:32,685 (SINGING) 123 00:06:32,852 --> 00:06:34,937 BUDDY: You know something, Guy, people say it all the time, like, 124 00:06:35,104 --> 00:06:38,274 "Guy can take a shoe to the face better than anybody I know." (CHUCKLES) 125 00:06:38,357 --> 00:06:39,525 I mean, when you put it on there, 126 00:06:39,609 --> 00:06:40,651 you act like it's not a shoe in your face. 127 00:06:40,777 --> 00:06:41,778 (SINGING) 128 00:06:42,570 --> 00:06:44,489 (FANTASY BY MARIAH CAREY PLAYING) 129 00:06:50,912 --> 00:06:52,747 Don't have a good day, have a great day. 130 00:06:52,914 --> 00:06:54,082 Love that song. 131 00:06:54,582 --> 00:06:55,583 (SONG STOPS) 132 00:06:57,710 --> 00:06:58,920 That's a new one. 133 00:07:00,088 --> 00:07:01,923 (SONG CONTINUES PLAYING) 134 00:07:08,471 --> 00:07:09,889 (SIREN BLARING) 135 00:07:12,058 --> 00:07:13,059 Hey! 136 00:07:14,936 --> 00:07:16,020 That's her. 137 00:07:16,521 --> 00:07:17,605 Her who? 138 00:07:17,772 --> 00:07:19,315 That's my dream girl, Buddy. 139 00:07:19,690 --> 00:07:21,150 (CHUCKLING) She exists. 140 00:07:22,819 --> 00:07:24,737 - I'm gonna go talk to her. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 141 00:07:24,821 --> 00:07:26,989 Wait, man. She's wearing sunglasses. 142 00:07:27,615 --> 00:07:28,658 So? 143 00:07:29,117 --> 00:07:30,118 Whatcha mean "so?" 144 00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:32,245 So, people with sunglasses don't talk to people like us. 145 00:07:32,411 --> 00:07:34,413 - You know that! - (WHISPERS) I gotta try. 146 00:07:34,580 --> 00:07:36,833 Look, Guy! Guy! 147 00:07:37,333 --> 00:07:39,877 Guy! What about beers on the beach? 148 00:07:41,879 --> 00:07:43,297 GUY: Excuse me! 149 00:07:47,135 --> 00:07:48,219 Hey! 150 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:50,721 Hey! 151 00:08:01,232 --> 00:08:03,734 ANNOUNCER: (ON SPEAKERS) Coming soon... Free City 2! 152 00:08:03,901 --> 00:08:07,446 Bigger! Badder! Radder! 153 00:08:07,613 --> 00:08:09,490 Free City 2: Carnage. 154 00:08:09,657 --> 00:08:11,117 Pre-order today and get the bonus Mayhem Pack. 155 00:08:11,284 --> 00:08:12,618 WAITRESS: You done? 156 00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:15,621 Sorry. Are you closing? (CHUCKLES) 157 00:08:15,705 --> 00:08:16,706 Yes. 158 00:08:16,789 --> 00:08:18,583 We usually don't put the chairs on the tables, 159 00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:20,585 one-small-coffee-over-four-hours girl. 160 00:08:21,252 --> 00:08:24,714 You really like that game, huh? My 12-year-old nephew's addicted. 161 00:08:24,881 --> 00:08:26,549 Seems like everyone's obsessed with it. 162 00:08:26,716 --> 00:08:29,594 Oh, Free City? Ah. No. 163 00:08:29,677 --> 00:08:32,138 I, uh, have a lawsuit against the publisher 164 00:08:32,305 --> 00:08:33,890 and the evidence that I need is in the game. 165 00:08:34,056 --> 00:08:35,516 - So then I had my codes-- - Oh, 166 00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:38,394 I wish we weren't closing so I could hear more about this. 167 00:08:42,148 --> 00:08:43,232 (SIGHS) 168 00:08:44,025 --> 00:08:45,651 (ALARM BEEPING) 169 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:50,072 Good morning, Goldie. 170 00:08:55,870 --> 00:08:57,830 Medium coffee, cream, two sugars. 171 00:08:59,498 --> 00:09:00,958 Medium coffee, cream, two sugars. 172 00:09:02,668 --> 00:09:07,506 Actually, I think I'd like to try a cappuccino today. 173 00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:08,883 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS) 174 00:09:08,966 --> 00:09:11,093 Ooh. "Cappuccino." I enjoy saying that. 175 00:09:11,260 --> 00:09:13,596 It's like a waterfall made of letters. 176 00:09:13,763 --> 00:09:14,847 Excuse me? 177 00:09:15,014 --> 00:09:16,641 I'd like to try a cappuccino. 178 00:09:17,225 --> 00:09:18,267 Please. 179 00:09:18,351 --> 00:09:20,311 But you get a medium coffee, cream, two sugars. 180 00:09:20,394 --> 00:09:22,146 That's what you get. That's what everyone gets. 181 00:09:22,313 --> 00:09:23,397 Every day. Always. 182 00:09:23,940 --> 00:09:25,942 - Well, I... - Somebody's about to get shot. 183 00:09:27,151 --> 00:09:28,194 Officer Johnny. 184 00:09:28,361 --> 00:09:31,614 I just thought I'd try something different today, you know? 185 00:09:32,448 --> 00:09:34,408 Whatever. Right? Yeah? 186 00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:38,996 Hi. 187 00:09:41,666 --> 00:09:43,459 Ha! I'm just keeping you on your toes. 188 00:09:44,543 --> 00:09:46,712 Coffee, cream, two sugars, please. 189 00:09:46,879 --> 00:09:48,714 - I'm joking. - (ALL LAUGH) 190 00:09:48,798 --> 00:09:50,633 Just keeping you on your toes. I was kidding. 191 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:51,801 MAN: He was just kidding! 192 00:09:51,968 --> 00:09:55,304 Oh, you think I'd deprive myself of your baristic artistry? 193 00:09:55,471 --> 00:09:56,555 No way, no how. 194 00:09:56,764 --> 00:09:59,267 Mmm. That's hot. 195 00:09:59,558 --> 00:10:02,895 (EXHALES) It's like Jesus washed my tongue 196 00:10:03,062 --> 00:10:05,773 but, right before he finished, he finally told my dad, 197 00:10:05,940 --> 00:10:08,567 "He's good enough." (CHUCKLES, SIGHS) 198 00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:12,405 Thank you so much. Officer Johnny! 199 00:10:12,488 --> 00:10:13,489 Have a good one, Guy. 200 00:10:18,536 --> 00:10:20,079 (WHISPERS) Cappuccino. 201 00:10:21,372 --> 00:10:22,999 - Don't have a good day... - (STAMP CLICKS) 202 00:10:23,874 --> 00:10:25,793 ...have a great day, I guess. 203 00:10:27,336 --> 00:10:29,088 Okay. Good day to you. 204 00:10:30,256 --> 00:10:33,134 - Everybody down on the ground! - (WOMAN GASPS) 205 00:10:33,217 --> 00:10:35,761 Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon. 206 00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:02,955 That's the girl. 207 00:11:03,039 --> 00:11:04,040 We've been over this. 208 00:11:04,123 --> 00:11:05,958 You tried to talk to her yesterday, it didn't work. 209 00:11:06,125 --> 00:11:07,543 It will never work. 210 00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:08,919 She's wearing sunglasses. 211 00:11:09,086 --> 00:11:10,504 We don't mess with the sunglasses people. 212 00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:12,590 Maybe I'll get some sunglasses of my own. 213 00:11:12,757 --> 00:11:13,758 What? What are you talking about? You can't do that. 214 00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:15,384 Oh, my God. What am I doing? 215 00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:17,219 Hi. 216 00:11:17,386 --> 00:11:18,554 ROBBER: What'd you say? 217 00:11:19,889 --> 00:11:21,098 Hi. 218 00:11:22,266 --> 00:11:23,684 I'm gonna need your sunglasses. 219 00:11:23,768 --> 00:11:24,852 Ooh. Ow. 220 00:11:24,935 --> 00:11:25,936 I'm just gonna... 221 00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:27,396 I'm gonna need your sunglasses for a sec. 222 00:11:27,563 --> 00:11:28,773 ROBBER: What the hell do you think you're doing? 223 00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:29,982 Go back to your side, man. 224 00:11:30,149 --> 00:11:32,318 He's just an NPC. Waste that mother-- 225 00:11:32,485 --> 00:11:33,944 Okay, just need to borrow them for a sec, okay? 226 00:11:34,278 --> 00:11:36,322 - Back off! I said, don't! - Just real quick. Real quick. 227 00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:39,408 - Stop! - (GRUNTING) 228 00:11:40,284 --> 00:11:41,660 You broken or somethin'? 229 00:11:41,827 --> 00:11:42,870 I'm the robber! 230 00:11:42,953 --> 00:11:44,538 You're the guy who lies down and takes it! 231 00:11:44,705 --> 00:11:45,706 Please, just stay down! 232 00:11:45,956 --> 00:11:46,957 (GROANS) 233 00:11:47,041 --> 00:11:48,793 ROBBER: I said, stay down! 234 00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:50,336 Guy, you don't do this, man. 235 00:11:50,419 --> 00:11:52,505 - (PANTING) - This isn't you. 236 00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:53,923 You don't do this. 237 00:11:54,799 --> 00:11:56,425 Maybe I do. 238 00:11:56,926 --> 00:11:59,136 - (GRUNTING) - ROBBER: What is wrong with this... 239 00:11:59,303 --> 00:12:00,304 stupid mission? 240 00:12:00,471 --> 00:12:01,722 I told you to smoke his ass. 241 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:02,890 ROBBER: Let go! 242 00:12:03,057 --> 00:12:04,683 I'll give them right back. 243 00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:06,685 - I said... (GROANS) - (GUNSHOT) 244 00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:07,853 (ALL GASP) 245 00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:12,441 MAN: Guy? 246 00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:18,572 He's just resting. 247 00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:19,949 BUDDY: In pieces! 248 00:12:20,032 --> 00:12:21,283 That man is dead! 249 00:12:21,659 --> 00:12:23,494 (WHISPERS) He's so sleepy. 250 00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:27,415 I'm just gonna put your gun down, 251 00:12:28,082 --> 00:12:29,458 right here, 252 00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:31,669 for when you wake. 253 00:12:32,503 --> 00:12:33,796 - Okay? - BUDDY: Guy. 254 00:12:34,713 --> 00:12:37,091 Guy! Where you goin'? 255 00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:47,309 (GASPING) 256 00:13:08,247 --> 00:13:09,415 Excuse me. 257 00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:11,876 Do you see this? 258 00:13:12,710 --> 00:13:15,212 Have the quarterly reports on my desk by Friday. 259 00:13:33,522 --> 00:13:34,815 (GROANING) 260 00:13:34,899 --> 00:13:37,318 - (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) - Whoo! 261 00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:39,612 Oh! 262 00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:40,905 Giddy up! 263 00:13:41,822 --> 00:13:43,282 I feel brand new. 264 00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:45,201 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 265 00:13:51,332 --> 00:13:54,001 (GROANING) 266 00:13:54,752 --> 00:13:55,753 AUTOMATED VOICE: Loser. 267 00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:56,921 (BEEPS) 268 00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:59,006 (UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 269 00:14:05,471 --> 00:14:06,555 GUY: What is happening? 270 00:14:09,058 --> 00:14:11,018 (GASPS) So much money. 271 00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:32,540 KEYS: Hey, Mouser, check this out. 272 00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:33,958 MOUSER: What's up, Keys? 273 00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,209 What am I looking at? 274 00:14:35,376 --> 00:14:37,920 Okay, so, this user, he gets his glasses stolen 275 00:14:38,087 --> 00:14:39,088 and then killed. 276 00:14:39,255 --> 00:14:41,131 The guy was smoked by a non-playable character. 277 00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:42,883 An NPC? That's impossible. 278 00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:44,635 Yeah, exactly. 279 00:14:44,802 --> 00:14:46,929 Nobody can equip an NPC skin on their avatar. 280 00:14:47,096 --> 00:14:50,933 Yeah, so you just boot the trash-ass noob and ban him for life, you're done. 281 00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:53,143 I tried that, but I, 282 00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:54,770 I can't trace him. 283 00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:58,107 Whoever it is, they're good. (SIGHS) 284 00:14:58,190 --> 00:15:01,360 Hmm. You gotta be better at your job, buddy. 285 00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:03,946 I'm pretty good. 286 00:15:04,113 --> 00:15:05,197 I'll see you on the inside. 287 00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:06,365 AUTOMATED VOICE: Select your skin. 288 00:15:06,532 --> 00:15:08,409 Hey, Keys, what skin are you going with? 289 00:15:08,576 --> 00:15:10,244 The ushe. Dirty stripper cop, 290 00:15:10,411 --> 00:15:11,787 big guns, bigger moustache. 291 00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:13,414 Hmm. Little dirt squirrel. I like it. 292 00:15:13,581 --> 00:15:15,541 Almost scared to ask, but what are you going with? 293 00:15:15,708 --> 00:15:19,169 Uh, full body moustache, hot pink. You should be very afraid. 294 00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:20,754 I'm terrified. 295 00:15:20,838 --> 00:15:22,381 (CHUCKLING) Let's do this. 296 00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:24,466 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 297 00:15:48,741 --> 00:15:50,534 (SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING) 298 00:15:57,750 --> 00:15:58,751 KEYS: Seriously, man. 299 00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:02,296 I'm just being honest, I think the bunny suit is just a little much. 300 00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:04,923 MOUSER: Excuse me? 301 00:16:06,592 --> 00:16:07,760 Right. 302 00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:09,511 Rabbit. Okay? My fault. 303 00:16:10,429 --> 00:16:13,682 Hey, 40-year-old virgin! Get over here! 304 00:16:13,849 --> 00:16:14,850 KEYS: Let's go! 305 00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:16,185 MOUSER: Uh-huh. Captain Khakis. 306 00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:18,145 - Come here. Come on, bud. - KEYS: Go, let's go. 307 00:16:18,312 --> 00:16:19,897 - Closer. - MOUSER: There he is. 308 00:16:20,064 --> 00:16:21,607 Blue shirt guy. 309 00:16:22,191 --> 00:16:23,442 Blue shirt? 310 00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,069 Yes. 311 00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:27,154 Hello, Officer. 312 00:16:28,322 --> 00:16:29,323 Rabbit. 313 00:16:29,448 --> 00:16:30,449 MOUSER: Nice skin. 314 00:16:30,616 --> 00:16:32,993 Thank you. That's sweet. 315 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,370 How'd you get it? 316 00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:37,873 Well, uh, mostly genetics, I think. I'm pretty lucky. 317 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,583 I have naturally dewy skin. 318 00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:40,918 Listen up, Neutrogena. 319 00:16:41,085 --> 00:16:43,212 You know you can't go around looking like that. The rules are clear. 320 00:16:43,379 --> 00:16:44,380 And another thing. 321 00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:45,881 - You can't hack the NPC avatars. - MOUSER: No, sir! 322 00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:47,216 KEYS: It screws up the mission load... MOUSER: Screws it up! 323 00:16:47,383 --> 00:16:48,550 ...and it makes the game look bad. 324 00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:49,968 - MOUSER: Horrible! - Yeah. (SPITS) 325 00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:51,804 I got, like, 5% of that. 326 00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:53,514 Lose the skin! 327 00:16:53,681 --> 00:16:54,890 I... Lose? 328 00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:56,684 How am I supposed to get rid of my skin? 329 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:57,851 Take it off, man. 330 00:16:57,935 --> 00:16:59,228 Just take it off. What are you doing? 331 00:16:59,395 --> 00:17:00,437 - What? - Seriously. 332 00:17:00,521 --> 00:17:01,980 - The whole thing. The face, the outfit. - How? 333 00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:03,273 - Everything. Ditch it. - Take it off. 334 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:04,692 If you don't, we're gonna kill you. 335 00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:06,318 - Why? - And we're gonna keep killing you. 336 00:17:06,485 --> 00:17:07,528 Still why? 337 00:17:07,695 --> 00:17:08,946 Until we do find out who you are, 338 00:17:09,113 --> 00:17:10,698 and then we're gonna ban you for life. 339 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:14,159 Okay. No, no. Okay, I want to comply. 340 00:17:14,326 --> 00:17:16,453 I just find the order of those threats very confusing. 341 00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:18,205 - Somebody's about to get shot. - Light him up! 342 00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:19,540 - (GASPS) - (GUN FIRING) 343 00:17:35,264 --> 00:17:36,765 - No. - (MAN GROANS) 344 00:17:46,859 --> 00:17:48,110 KEYS: Come on, Blue Shirt. 345 00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,112 (GRUNTS) 346 00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:01,206 (SHOES POWERING UP) 347 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:05,753 (GASPING) 348 00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:07,671 (GROANS) 349 00:18:08,422 --> 00:18:10,841 Oh! Didn't see that one coming. Did you see that one coming? 350 00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:12,134 Scared me a little bit. 351 00:18:12,301 --> 00:18:13,761 We're coming for you, Blue Shirt! 352 00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:15,220 MOUSER: (IN SING-SONGY VOICE) Coming to get ya. 353 00:18:15,304 --> 00:18:16,889 We're coming to get ya. 354 00:18:16,972 --> 00:18:18,223 (GROANING) 355 00:18:18,307 --> 00:18:20,517 Wait! (GRUNTS) Wait! 356 00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:22,060 I can explain everything. 357 00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:25,939 I found these glasses and then I can see things now. 358 00:18:26,023 --> 00:18:28,609 Things that-- Whoa, whoa. Things that aren't there. 359 00:18:28,984 --> 00:18:30,486 Except they are there. 360 00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:33,906 I know that sounds crazy, but it's true! 361 00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:37,993 You can run, Blue Shirt, but you cannot hide. 362 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,579 MOUSER: Come on, Blue Shirt. You can't escape the rabbit. 363 00:18:40,746 --> 00:18:42,790 - We're apex predators. - (BEEPING) 364 00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:46,543 All we do is bone and brawl and slit throats. 365 00:18:47,419 --> 00:18:49,254 GUY: Too high! Too high! 366 00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:54,218 (GRUNTING) 367 00:18:58,013 --> 00:19:00,808 MOUSER: Oh, you wanna play, Blue Shirt? Watch this. 368 00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:04,853 I tire of these games, Keys. It's time I went god-mode on this beyotch. 369 00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:06,104 Okay, bring it. 370 00:19:06,271 --> 00:19:08,023 Oh, it's brung. Go, go, go, go, go. 371 00:19:22,913 --> 00:19:24,915 I'm so, so good at this. 372 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,502 (BEEPING) 373 00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:35,008 KEYS: Time's up, bank teller! 374 00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:36,510 (GASPS) 375 00:19:38,095 --> 00:19:39,972 (GUNS FIRING) 376 00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:49,481 (PANTING) 377 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,112 (UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING) 378 00:19:56,905 --> 00:19:58,073 - (MUSIC STOPS) - GUY: Nope! 379 00:19:59,867 --> 00:20:01,159 (SCREAMS) 380 00:20:04,705 --> 00:20:10,335 (GROANING) 381 00:20:13,589 --> 00:20:15,424 (GRUNTING) 382 00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:22,639 (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS) 383 00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:23,765 I can't die! 384 00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:25,517 - I'm never gonna die! - (TYRES SCREECH) 385 00:20:25,601 --> 00:20:26,602 Whoo! 386 00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:29,855 And that was the heartbreaking story of Blue Shirt Guy. 387 00:20:30,022 --> 00:20:31,106 The end. 388 00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,317 - Doesn't make sense. - What? 389 00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:34,526 I just checked the server stats. 390 00:20:34,693 --> 00:20:37,070 We killed Blue Shirt and the number of players online didn't change. 391 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:38,280 It's just a glitch, man. 392 00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:39,489 - It's not a big deal. - I know, I know. 393 00:20:39,698 --> 00:20:41,116 It just seems like that's something new, you know? 394 00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:43,535 Keys, I know what you're thinking, okay? You should not talk to Antwan. 395 00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:45,370 I just think it's important to be transparent, okay? 396 00:20:45,454 --> 00:20:46,455 Uh-uh. No. 397 00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:49,249 Antwan is deep in the sequel launch. He's either not gonna care 398 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:52,336 or he's gonna get pissed and then he's gonna blame us. 399 00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:55,339 So, I don't know what you haven't figured out about the whole situation. 400 00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:59,760 Also, aren't you some kinda MIT genius, indie game designer? 401 00:20:59,927 --> 00:21:02,429 What are you doing down here dealing with complaints? 402 00:21:02,596 --> 00:21:06,433 That, Mouser, is a long and pathetic story involving failed dreams, 403 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,685 desperation, and a mountain of college debt. 404 00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:10,479 You do not wanna hear about that. 405 00:21:10,938 --> 00:21:12,022 You're absolutely right. 406 00:21:12,189 --> 00:21:16,360 That story sounds horrible and boring and full of white privilege. 407 00:21:16,526 --> 00:21:18,278 Don't talk to Antwan. 408 00:21:22,908 --> 00:21:25,494 KEYS: We never dreamt this would've happened. 409 00:21:25,911 --> 00:21:28,246 I mean, Life Itself, it's essentially a fishbowl game. 410 00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:32,000 People aren't playing it, they're watching it grow. 411 00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:33,835 It's a strictly observational experience 412 00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:37,673 where computer generated characters interact and evolve. 413 00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:39,633 I thought we'd be lucky to give it away. 414 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:44,262 That's what's so charming about Keys, he's clueless about his own genius. 415 00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:46,056 Uh, no, Millie is the genius. 416 00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:49,685 Uh, she built the AI engine from the ground up. 417 00:21:49,851 --> 00:21:51,186 So, to get a little personal, 418 00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:53,271 what's the thing that gets you up in the morning? 419 00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:55,857 (SIGHS) Medium coffee, cream, two sugars. 420 00:21:55,941 --> 00:21:56,942 (KEYS CHUCKLES) 421 00:21:57,025 --> 00:21:58,360 What's the other thing? 422 00:21:58,527 --> 00:22:00,904 Oh, yeah. An insatiable thirst for validation. 423 00:22:01,071 --> 00:22:02,531 - She's not kidding. - I'm not. 424 00:22:02,698 --> 00:22:03,865 REPORTER: How about you? 425 00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:05,450 - (CLICKS TONGUE) Code. - REPORTER: Code? 426 00:22:05,534 --> 00:22:06,535 - Code. - Code, yeah. 427 00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:07,619 There we go. 428 00:22:07,703 --> 00:22:09,454 KEYS: 'Cause it's not just zeros and ones, it's hidden messages. 429 00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:12,624 I like to think of myself, actually, as not a code writer, but an author. 430 00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:17,170 I just use zeros and ones instead of words 'cause words will let you down. 431 00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:21,675 But zeros and ones, never. Zeros and ones are as cool as shit. 432 00:22:21,842 --> 00:22:23,468 - He's not kidding. - I'm not. 433 00:22:23,635 --> 00:22:25,220 REPORTER: Now, I've gotta ask. 434 00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:27,597 There is a lot of chemistry between the two of you. 435 00:22:27,764 --> 00:22:30,600 - Has this evolved into more than-- - MILLIE: No. (CHUCKLES) 436 00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:33,103 - No way. No. It's strictly platonic. - No, no, no. We're friends. 437 00:22:33,270 --> 00:22:34,354 - We're like best friends. - Friendship. 438 00:22:34,438 --> 00:22:36,106 And now your game is gonna be released by Soonami, 439 00:22:36,273 --> 00:22:37,691 one of the biggest publishers in the world. 440 00:22:37,858 --> 00:22:39,693 - It's crazy, actually. - It is, yeah. 441 00:22:39,860 --> 00:22:42,612 It does seem a little bit like an unlikely pairing, though. 442 00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:44,990 KEYS: Yeah, I didn't totally get it either. 443 00:22:45,157 --> 00:22:47,659 But Millie's got a real instinct for these things. 444 00:22:47,826 --> 00:22:49,077 MILLIE: Antwan is a genius. 445 00:22:49,244 --> 00:22:52,581 He's brash and obnoxious, but he's really good at what he does. 446 00:22:52,748 --> 00:22:54,916 It's a chance for our work to be seen by a wider audience. 447 00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:57,044 - God, those two were young and dumb. - Jeez. 448 00:22:57,210 --> 00:22:58,670 So we're breaking and entering now? 449 00:22:59,254 --> 00:23:02,758 How does it feel working for a galactic black hole of frozen shit? 450 00:23:02,924 --> 00:23:04,885 You have to leave. I can't talk to you. 451 00:23:05,052 --> 00:23:06,595 Aw, shame will have that effect. 452 00:23:06,762 --> 00:23:08,388 No, Millie. I mean I can't talk to you. 453 00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:11,016 I can't even see you. I'm literally focusing on background objects 454 00:23:11,183 --> 00:23:13,185 because looking at your lips move violates my NDA 455 00:23:13,268 --> 00:23:14,603 and it could get me fired. 456 00:23:14,686 --> 00:23:17,272 Aw, fired by Antwan, the guy who stole our work? 457 00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:19,107 No, he bought it and then he shelved it. 458 00:23:19,274 --> 00:23:22,319 All right? You're living in the past. You are stuck. You gotta move on. 459 00:23:22,486 --> 00:23:23,570 How can I move on? 460 00:23:23,737 --> 00:23:25,113 How can you? 461 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:28,116 Antwan swiped our AI engine to use in his dumb shooter. 462 00:23:28,283 --> 00:23:31,745 Did he, Millie? Because, honestly, I'm not so sure. 463 00:23:31,912 --> 00:23:34,456 Our game was complex and beautiful and interesting. 464 00:23:34,623 --> 00:23:37,876 And Free City, it may be popular but it's so idiotic, it makes me wanna cry. 465 00:23:38,043 --> 00:23:39,878 Then stop defending him and help me beat his ass. 466 00:23:40,045 --> 00:23:42,214 - Millie, I'm-- - Come on, Keys, he stole from us. 467 00:23:42,714 --> 00:23:43,715 And now he's lying about it 468 00:23:43,882 --> 00:23:46,176 so he doesn't have to give us the credit and the royalties that we deserve. 469 00:23:46,343 --> 00:23:47,344 Millie-- 470 00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:49,930 I found a clue. It's on a clip in a gamer's stash house. 471 00:23:50,097 --> 00:23:53,475 All I need from you is to get me in there. 472 00:23:53,642 --> 00:23:55,894 Millie, I care about you 473 00:24:00,524 --> 00:24:02,025 but you need to leave. 474 00:24:06,238 --> 00:24:07,239 (GASPING) 475 00:24:07,322 --> 00:24:09,157 (ALARM BEEPING) 476 00:24:10,367 --> 00:24:12,369 Today is gonna be different, Goldie. 477 00:24:14,329 --> 00:24:16,331 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) 478 00:24:32,389 --> 00:24:33,807 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 479 00:25:13,555 --> 00:25:14,764 What are we lookin' at? 480 00:25:15,473 --> 00:25:17,601 - (GROANS) - Who are you? 481 00:25:17,767 --> 00:25:18,977 Okay, okay. Okay. 482 00:25:19,436 --> 00:25:21,730 We ran into each other the other day, you were humming that great song. 483 00:25:21,897 --> 00:25:22,898 Oh, yeah. 484 00:25:23,023 --> 00:25:25,650 I thought you were an NPC. How did you find me? 485 00:25:25,817 --> 00:25:28,778 I waited outside by the murder train, 486 00:25:28,862 --> 00:25:30,197 - then I followed you. - (GUNS FIRING) 487 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:31,281 Shit! 488 00:25:46,838 --> 00:25:48,006 Can I come with you? 489 00:25:49,424 --> 00:25:50,508 Yes? 490 00:25:50,884 --> 00:25:51,885 (GRUNTS) 491 00:25:51,968 --> 00:25:54,179 Holy hell, what just happened? 492 00:25:54,346 --> 00:25:56,765 MOLOTOVGIRL: What just happened is you almost blew my mission. 493 00:25:57,098 --> 00:26:00,060 No, I mean, how did we get from there to wherever this is? 494 00:26:00,227 --> 00:26:01,478 You mean the portal gun? 495 00:26:01,978 --> 00:26:03,563 Portal gun? That sounds expensive. 496 00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:05,857 Wow, you are a special kind of noob. 497 00:26:06,024 --> 00:26:07,150 Thank you. You too. 498 00:26:07,234 --> 00:26:08,318 Turn around. 499 00:26:08,401 --> 00:26:10,403 - Okay. - (BEEPING) 500 00:26:11,780 --> 00:26:13,657 (OLDIE MUSIC PLAYING) 501 00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:14,741 Oh. 502 00:26:18,995 --> 00:26:20,372 Is this the North Pole? 503 00:26:20,538 --> 00:26:21,957 MOLOTOVGIRL: Listen, dude. 504 00:26:22,123 --> 00:26:23,667 - GUY: Guy. - Guy. Whatever. 505 00:26:23,833 --> 00:26:25,543 Props on the NPC outfit, 506 00:26:25,710 --> 00:26:28,129 but I'm busy trying to figure out how to steal something. 507 00:26:28,296 --> 00:26:30,048 GUY: Maybe I could help you. 508 00:26:30,215 --> 00:26:31,258 I work alone. 509 00:26:31,424 --> 00:26:32,842 You have beautiful grenades. 510 00:26:33,009 --> 00:26:35,762 Besides, if you want to have any chance of making an impact here, 511 00:26:35,971 --> 00:26:37,597 you need to have a higher level than that. 512 00:26:38,098 --> 00:26:39,641 - (EXHALES) That's tough. No. - No. 513 00:26:40,392 --> 00:26:41,393 Higher level? 514 00:26:41,476 --> 00:26:42,686 Good Lord, rook. 515 00:26:44,479 --> 00:26:45,480 See? 516 00:26:45,647 --> 00:26:47,190 - Oh. - That's mine. 517 00:26:47,607 --> 00:26:48,817 And that's yours. 518 00:26:49,567 --> 00:26:53,613 Oh. What, is one the best or the worst? 519 00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:55,282 There is literally nothing lower. 520 00:26:55,448 --> 00:26:57,200 Well, how do I get to a higher level? 521 00:26:57,367 --> 00:26:59,286 - Really? - Really. 522 00:27:00,245 --> 00:27:03,415 - You know, get stuff. - Yeah. 523 00:27:03,581 --> 00:27:04,874 - Are you kidding me right now? - Yeah. 524 00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:06,876 - Experience, guns... - Yeah. 525 00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:07,961 - Put that down. - Uh-huh. 526 00:27:08,044 --> 00:27:10,463 Money. This is Free City. 527 00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:12,632 You could rob a store, carjack someone, 528 00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:14,884 punch a pedestrian in the face. You'll figure it out. 529 00:27:15,051 --> 00:27:17,470 Oh, I'd never hurt innocent people. (CHUCKLES) 530 00:27:19,889 --> 00:27:23,393 Hmm. I've got to admit that is kind of refreshing. 531 00:27:24,185 --> 00:27:27,897 Sometimes I forget not everyone you meet on here is a sociopathic man-child. 532 00:27:29,107 --> 00:27:30,233 Thank you. 533 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,986 Wait. But the world isn't that bad, though, is it? 534 00:27:33,111 --> 00:27:35,780 Oh! Pretty bleak. 535 00:27:36,489 --> 00:27:38,992 If you ever met the dick responsible for this world, you'd agree. 536 00:27:39,159 --> 00:27:42,704 Are we talking about God? You've met God? 537 00:27:43,747 --> 00:27:45,081 And he's a dick? 538 00:27:45,248 --> 00:27:47,792 His name's Antwan, and, yes, he's an absolute troll. 539 00:27:48,376 --> 00:27:49,669 Trolls exist? 540 00:27:49,753 --> 00:27:50,754 (INHALES DEEPLY) 541 00:27:50,837 --> 00:27:53,340 Look, I don't know if anybody does it, 542 00:27:53,506 --> 00:27:56,343 but you could rack experience points up by being a good guy. 543 00:27:56,509 --> 00:27:58,428 - Like a hero. - Ooh. Easy, tiger. 544 00:27:58,595 --> 00:28:00,555 If you don't wanna shoot people, you could steal their guns. 545 00:28:00,722 --> 00:28:02,098 All that shit makes your level go up. 546 00:28:02,265 --> 00:28:03,641 Go be the good guy. 547 00:28:03,808 --> 00:28:05,060 Okay. No, I'm gonna be the great guy. 548 00:28:05,185 --> 00:28:06,353 MOLOTOVGIRL: Ooh! Ooh. 549 00:28:06,436 --> 00:28:08,730 Okay, well, enjoy your lifetime supply of virginity. 550 00:28:08,813 --> 00:28:09,898 - (GUY CHUCKLES) - Off you go. 551 00:28:10,065 --> 00:28:12,108 Okay. Wait! How will I know that I've levelled up enough? 552 00:28:12,275 --> 00:28:15,028 - Uh, get over 100, then we'll talk. - Whoa. 553 00:28:15,111 --> 00:28:16,780 - Bye now. - That's so much more than one. 554 00:28:17,155 --> 00:28:18,198 - Like, 99 more. - Bye now. 555 00:28:18,365 --> 00:28:19,366 Okay. 556 00:28:22,535 --> 00:28:24,954 (EXHALES, CHUCKLES) 557 00:28:33,296 --> 00:28:35,298 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 558 00:28:37,008 --> 00:28:38,843 (SIRENS BLARING) 559 00:28:49,938 --> 00:28:50,939 (MAN SCREAMS) 560 00:28:51,022 --> 00:28:52,857 (MOTORCYCLE ENGINE REVVING) 561 00:28:57,195 --> 00:28:58,279 Hi. 562 00:29:04,452 --> 00:29:06,454 - (GASPS) - (ALARM BEEPING) 563 00:29:07,747 --> 00:29:10,041 - (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) - (GUNS FIRING) 564 00:29:18,675 --> 00:29:20,677 (BEEPING RAPIDLY) 565 00:29:21,094 --> 00:29:22,762 - (ALARM BEEPING) - (GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION) 566 00:29:26,391 --> 00:29:27,475 Thanks, Guy. 567 00:29:28,268 --> 00:29:30,103 (LAUGHING) 568 00:29:40,405 --> 00:29:41,406 (BEEPING) 569 00:29:47,787 --> 00:29:48,788 Good morning, Goldie. 570 00:29:49,706 --> 00:29:50,874 Good morning, Goldie. 571 00:29:51,541 --> 00:29:53,209 Good fucking morning, Goldie. 572 00:29:53,376 --> 00:29:57,130 I have three words for you. Blue Shirt Guy. 573 00:29:57,213 --> 00:30:01,885 BSG is levelling up and at a record pace by playing the hero. 574 00:30:02,051 --> 00:30:05,513 It's got people all over the world asking, "Just who is this guy?" 575 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:09,225 I don't know who this guy is, but he's out-skilling all these players. 576 00:30:09,392 --> 00:30:11,019 GAMER: And here he is, taking out Beefoven, 577 00:30:11,102 --> 00:30:12,979 a level 102 from Clan Ragnarok. 578 00:30:13,146 --> 00:30:15,023 - This is bullshit. - Who is this guy? 579 00:30:15,190 --> 00:30:16,274 I don't know, but he's good. 580 00:30:16,441 --> 00:30:18,651 Yeah, he's good. He looks like an NPC 581 00:30:18,818 --> 00:30:21,070 but he's running around, levelling up crazy fast 582 00:30:21,237 --> 00:30:22,363 by being the freaking good guy. 583 00:30:22,530 --> 00:30:25,617 ALEX TREBEK: "This colourful character in the video game Free City 584 00:30:25,783 --> 00:30:28,620 "has been turning heads by being the good guy." 585 00:30:28,786 --> 00:30:30,538 - Piper. - Who is Blue Shirt Guy? 586 00:30:30,705 --> 00:30:31,789 ALEX TREBEK: You're absolutely right. 587 00:30:31,956 --> 00:30:36,961 Blue Shirt Guy. Who is he or she indeed? 588 00:30:37,045 --> 00:30:39,047 (UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 589 00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:53,019 Whoo-hoo! (CONTINUES WHOOPING) 590 00:30:54,270 --> 00:30:56,105 (UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 591 00:31:01,694 --> 00:31:02,695 (SPEAKING JAPANESE) 592 00:31:02,779 --> 00:31:05,657 There's a worldwide craze that has captured kids' hearts-- Blue Shirt Guy! 593 00:31:06,282 --> 00:31:07,283 Hello, Hinata. 594 00:31:08,034 --> 00:31:09,536 You have a great outfit. 595 00:31:09,786 --> 00:31:10,954 Don't have a good day... 596 00:31:11,162 --> 00:31:12,539 Have a GREAT day! 597 00:31:12,705 --> 00:31:15,416 Crazy awesome!!! 598 00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:17,335 (UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES) 599 00:31:24,342 --> 00:31:25,760 (GRUNTING) 600 00:31:34,477 --> 00:31:35,478 (GUN CLICKS) 601 00:31:56,457 --> 00:32:00,044 Well, well, well. Look who decided to come to work today, huh? 602 00:32:00,211 --> 00:32:02,422 Look, where have you been? I've been worried sick about you. 603 00:32:03,464 --> 00:32:04,507 What is this shirt? 604 00:32:04,674 --> 00:32:06,050 Where's your collar at? Where's the rest of the buttons? 605 00:32:07,135 --> 00:32:08,803 And it's not tucked in. You look sloppy. 606 00:32:08,970 --> 00:32:11,639 Matter of fact, you look horrible. Did you pick up some muscles, too? 607 00:32:11,806 --> 00:32:13,016 Or is somebody outside pumping you up? 608 00:32:13,182 --> 00:32:16,060 I'm sorry that I haven't been around, Bud. 609 00:32:16,227 --> 00:32:17,562 I've been figuring some stuff out. 610 00:32:17,729 --> 00:32:20,607 Whatcha mean, "figure stuff out"? It is nothing to figure out. 611 00:32:20,773 --> 00:32:22,775 Okay? You go to bed, you wake up, 612 00:32:22,859 --> 00:32:24,444 you get some coffee, then you come to work. 613 00:32:24,611 --> 00:32:26,112 And then you repeat the same thing tomorrow. 614 00:32:26,279 --> 00:32:27,739 - The girl. - Oh, my God. 615 00:32:28,156 --> 00:32:29,365 I talked to her. I talked to her. 616 00:32:29,532 --> 00:32:31,868 - The one with the sunglasses? - The sunglasses, yes! 617 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,995 I talked to one of the sunglass people 618 00:32:34,078 --> 00:32:36,539 - and now I'm one of the sunglass people. - (DOOR OPENS) 619 00:32:36,706 --> 00:32:38,249 - Me. - (GUN COCKS) 620 00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:39,834 ROBBER: Everybody down on the ground! 621 00:32:40,001 --> 00:32:41,419 You're so hot. 622 00:32:41,586 --> 00:32:44,380 What if I could tell you that you could be more? 623 00:32:44,547 --> 00:32:45,715 Your life could be fuller. 624 00:32:45,882 --> 00:32:48,009 That you're free to make your own decisions. Your own choices. 625 00:32:48,176 --> 00:32:49,177 Yo, dumbass. 626 00:32:49,260 --> 00:32:50,637 We are in the middle of something. 627 00:32:51,346 --> 00:32:52,430 - Uh... - (TUTTING) 628 00:32:52,513 --> 00:32:54,474 - (WHISPERS) That's my gun. - (TUTTING) Quiet time. 629 00:32:55,475 --> 00:32:58,603 These puppies changed my life. And they're gonna change yours, too. 630 00:32:58,770 --> 00:33:00,438 Come on now, you know we don't wear sunglasses. 631 00:33:01,022 --> 00:33:02,231 (LAUGHS) 632 00:33:02,565 --> 00:33:04,233 (WHISPERS) We do now. 633 00:33:05,943 --> 00:33:06,986 Mine now. 634 00:33:07,070 --> 00:33:08,488 Are you kidding me? 635 00:33:10,865 --> 00:33:12,659 - Put 'em on. - No. 636 00:33:12,825 --> 00:33:14,869 Life doesn't have to be something that just happens to us. All right? 637 00:33:15,036 --> 00:33:17,580 Just put the glasses on and you're gonna see. 638 00:33:17,914 --> 00:33:19,499 You're gonna see. 639 00:33:22,794 --> 00:33:23,878 Come on. 640 00:33:24,921 --> 00:33:26,255 I can't, okay? 641 00:33:28,341 --> 00:33:29,425 I'm sorry. 642 00:33:36,349 --> 00:33:38,101 I'm keeping these, asshole mouth. 643 00:33:38,267 --> 00:33:40,520 Now get out of here. Go be nicer. 644 00:33:40,687 --> 00:33:42,605 Beat it. Go, go, go. 645 00:33:42,772 --> 00:33:44,273 Don't walk, run. 646 00:33:44,982 --> 00:33:46,401 And you... (EXCLAIMS) 647 00:33:46,776 --> 00:33:47,860 - Ugh. - (CLATTERS) 648 00:33:47,944 --> 00:33:49,028 Sorry. 649 00:33:49,862 --> 00:33:52,865 ...um, you could do so much better than that guy. 650 00:33:53,032 --> 00:33:56,119 You could be with, like, a good guy. 651 00:33:57,286 --> 00:33:59,539 Or maybe I don't have to be with any guy. 652 00:33:59,706 --> 00:34:02,083 Right? Exactly. Most of them are awful. 653 00:34:02,250 --> 00:34:03,876 - They really are. - Terrible. 654 00:34:04,043 --> 00:34:05,253 Yeah, do whatever you wanna do. 655 00:34:07,338 --> 00:34:09,173 (FOOTSTEPS RECEDING) 656 00:34:12,802 --> 00:34:14,220 You're my best friend, Buddy. 657 00:34:14,387 --> 00:34:16,639 And you don't have to be scared. 658 00:34:16,806 --> 00:34:19,475 If you change your mind, I'll be around. 659 00:34:25,732 --> 00:34:28,025 MOUSER: Yo, Keys, our Blue Shirt Guy is everywhere. 660 00:34:28,985 --> 00:34:29,986 KEYS: I know. 661 00:34:30,153 --> 00:34:31,487 MOUSER: Who is this guy? 662 00:34:46,461 --> 00:34:47,879 (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON RADIO) 663 00:35:00,558 --> 00:35:01,642 I'm here. 664 00:35:02,310 --> 00:35:03,853 I really appreciate this, Keys. 665 00:35:04,020 --> 00:35:05,980 KEYS: Okay. Just to be clear, 666 00:35:06,147 --> 00:35:08,983 all I'm doing right now is opening the door. 667 00:35:09,150 --> 00:35:12,236 If this clip really does prove that Antwan reused our code illegally, 668 00:35:12,403 --> 00:35:13,404 go find it and get out. 669 00:35:14,864 --> 00:35:18,910 Player's doing the jewellery store mission in midtown. 670 00:35:19,076 --> 00:35:20,536 That gives you 5 minutes. 671 00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:24,207 And go. 672 00:35:33,424 --> 00:35:35,802 Keys, you're a goddamn genius. 673 00:35:35,885 --> 00:35:36,969 KEYS: Really? 674 00:35:37,094 --> 00:35:38,554 I'm sitting on the toilet right now, stealing user codes, 675 00:35:38,721 --> 00:35:40,389 so I don't exactly feel like one. 676 00:35:40,556 --> 00:35:41,724 Oh, you never have. 677 00:35:41,891 --> 00:35:43,184 Good thing I know better. 678 00:35:43,351 --> 00:35:47,438 KEYS: All right. The clip you're looking for should be on the wall to your left. 679 00:35:47,605 --> 00:35:49,357 - Thanks for the assist. - You got it. 680 00:35:49,524 --> 00:35:50,942 I hope it has the proof you're looking for. 681 00:36:05,081 --> 00:36:06,916 (ALARM BLARING) 682 00:36:16,050 --> 00:36:17,760 Keys! I need your help! 683 00:36:17,927 --> 00:36:19,554 He's got that place booby-trapped with spawn points. 684 00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:20,805 Millie, I can't help you. 685 00:36:28,479 --> 00:36:30,314 (MOTORBIKE REVVING) 686 00:36:32,650 --> 00:36:34,318 (MEN GRUNT) 687 00:36:42,451 --> 00:36:43,494 Blue Shirt Guy? 688 00:36:43,661 --> 00:36:47,290 It's a Henley. Was that cool? It felt really cool. 689 00:36:47,623 --> 00:36:50,918 You look really pretty. Wow, this house is so nice. 690 00:36:58,551 --> 00:36:59,552 What are you doing here? 691 00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:02,555 I was trying to steal a video clip, now we're trying not to die. 692 00:37:03,764 --> 00:37:04,765 Who are you talking to? 693 00:37:06,684 --> 00:37:09,437 You know, that player in the NPC skin. 694 00:37:10,313 --> 00:37:12,273 Millie, there are no other players in that house. 695 00:37:13,733 --> 00:37:15,776 - (GROANS) - That actually hurt my hand. 696 00:37:15,943 --> 00:37:17,028 Get down! 697 00:37:18,237 --> 00:37:19,447 - (YELLS) - (GRUNTS) 698 00:37:22,825 --> 00:37:23,910 (GROANS) 699 00:37:27,496 --> 00:37:29,624 (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 700 00:37:57,860 --> 00:37:59,070 (CAR HORN HONKS) 701 00:38:04,784 --> 00:38:05,785 - (BONE CRACKS) - (GROANS) 702 00:38:05,868 --> 00:38:08,704 (YELLS) I'm sorry! Oh, God! (GAGS) 703 00:38:13,209 --> 00:38:14,460 We're doing great. 704 00:38:23,302 --> 00:38:24,720 (REVVING) 705 00:38:26,263 --> 00:38:27,348 Wow! 706 00:38:27,431 --> 00:38:29,016 (GRUNTS) 707 00:38:29,642 --> 00:38:31,018 We should definitely go! 708 00:38:32,603 --> 00:38:33,688 Oh, shit! 709 00:38:41,070 --> 00:38:43,072 - Is that a Glock in your pocket? - No. 710 00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:45,157 - What? - It's two Glocks. 711 00:38:46,283 --> 00:38:47,368 Oh! 712 00:38:54,417 --> 00:38:55,960 (TYRES SCREECHING) 713 00:39:02,633 --> 00:39:04,051 (MEN GROANING) 714 00:39:06,637 --> 00:39:08,639 (ROMANTIC MUSIC RESUMES) 715 00:39:19,900 --> 00:39:21,736 I don't suppose this thing can fly. 716 00:39:21,819 --> 00:39:22,987 (LAUGHS) No. 717 00:39:23,154 --> 00:39:24,238 Jump. 718 00:39:24,905 --> 00:39:26,073 Wow! 719 00:39:26,866 --> 00:39:29,201 Whoa! (LAUGHING) 720 00:39:33,247 --> 00:39:34,331 (EXHALES) 721 00:39:38,044 --> 00:39:39,420 Oh, shit. 722 00:39:41,047 --> 00:39:42,840 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 723 00:39:54,351 --> 00:39:55,936 Good morning, sheeple! 724 00:39:56,103 --> 00:39:57,438 Oh, you are fired. 725 00:39:57,605 --> 00:40:00,274 There is some concern with the bloody zombies. Retailers won't carry the game. 726 00:40:00,441 --> 00:40:01,984 Cut it. It's out. Never even happened. Next. 727 00:40:02,151 --> 00:40:03,235 It's your lawyers. They need to get your deposition. 728 00:40:03,402 --> 00:40:05,988 Speak. Which lawsuit are we talking about? 729 00:40:06,155 --> 00:40:08,657 Millie, Millie Rusk? No sweat. 730 00:40:08,824 --> 00:40:10,451 That will never see the inside of a courtroom 731 00:40:10,618 --> 00:40:13,454 because she's got no proof and her ex-partner works for me. 732 00:40:13,621 --> 00:40:14,622 We're golden. 733 00:40:14,705 --> 00:40:16,290 Antwan, hey. You look great. 734 00:40:16,373 --> 00:40:17,708 Uh, I thought you were still at Burning Man. 735 00:40:17,875 --> 00:40:20,127 Oh, does it look like I'm still at Burning Man? 736 00:40:20,294 --> 00:40:21,295 You, you, you-- 737 00:40:21,420 --> 00:40:23,631 No. So, shut your stupid, bearded face and listen. 738 00:40:23,798 --> 00:40:25,174 You heard about the asshole running around in the game 739 00:40:25,508 --> 00:40:26,509 who looks like an NPC? 740 00:40:26,592 --> 00:40:29,178 Yeah, yeah. We call him Blue Shirt Guy. But we're gonna get rid of him. 741 00:40:29,345 --> 00:40:32,765 Don't get rid of him. People like him. It's all over social media. No. 742 00:40:32,932 --> 00:40:35,935 In fact, know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna use the skin in Free City 2. 743 00:40:36,102 --> 00:40:39,355 Oh, art nerds! We're gonna make some upgrades to Blue Shirt, all right? 744 00:40:39,522 --> 00:40:41,440 'Roid him out. Make him a hitman or something. 745 00:40:41,607 --> 00:40:44,401 Antwan, we're already way behind porting over the skins from Free City 1. 746 00:40:44,568 --> 00:40:46,153 ANTWAN: Skins? Don't even worry about that. 747 00:40:46,237 --> 00:40:47,863 They won't be usable in Free City 2. 748 00:40:48,030 --> 00:40:49,156 KEYS: Antwan, you told the fans 749 00:40:49,323 --> 00:40:51,617 Free City 2 is backwards compatible. It was in the commercial. 750 00:40:51,784 --> 00:40:53,828 You said there'd be the same characters in the sequel. 751 00:40:53,994 --> 00:40:57,331 Well, here's the thing. When I said that, I was lying. 752 00:40:57,498 --> 00:40:59,708 Listen, Antwan, the game is already buggier than ever. 753 00:40:59,875 --> 00:41:01,210 I got a stack of user complaints, like, a mile high. 754 00:41:01,377 --> 00:41:02,711 Look, I know it sucks. 755 00:41:02,878 --> 00:41:07,424 But the IP recognition is rock hard. Okay? So don't even worry about it. 756 00:41:07,591 --> 00:41:10,594 I'm just saying, we could make an original game. 757 00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:11,720 ANTWAN: What? 758 00:41:11,804 --> 00:41:14,306 Make an original? Why would I do that when I could make a sequel? 759 00:41:14,473 --> 00:41:15,474 A sequel. 760 00:41:15,558 --> 00:41:16,684 So we can make it better? 761 00:41:16,851 --> 00:41:19,770 IPs and sequels, that is the thing that people want. 762 00:41:19,937 --> 00:41:21,105 - Let me ask you a question. - Okay. 763 00:41:21,272 --> 00:41:22,648 You love Kentucky Fried Chicken, right? 764 00:41:22,731 --> 00:41:23,732 - MOUSER: Mmm-hmm. - No. 765 00:41:23,899 --> 00:41:26,735 If you love Kentucky Fried Chicken, and I make Kentucky Fried Chicken, 766 00:41:26,902 --> 00:41:28,737 and I know that you love Kentucky Fried Chicken, 767 00:41:28,904 --> 00:41:30,531 why would I make another restaurant called, 768 00:41:30,614 --> 00:41:32,741 uh, I don't know, "Albuquerque Boiled Turkey"? 769 00:41:32,908 --> 00:41:34,869 - Okay? Makes no sense, homie. - MOUSER: Mmm-hmm. No sense. 770 00:41:35,035 --> 00:41:36,787 What am I gonna give you? A sequel. 771 00:41:36,871 --> 00:41:38,372 Kentucky Fried Chicken-Chicken, Part Two. 772 00:41:39,123 --> 00:41:41,250 MOUSER: Uh, yum. Drop the deuce on him. 773 00:41:41,417 --> 00:41:43,627 Come on. Come here. Come here. 774 00:41:43,794 --> 00:41:44,920 I don't want you to stress 775 00:41:45,004 --> 00:41:46,505 that glorious shampoo commercial head of yours about it. 776 00:41:47,464 --> 00:41:50,634 Free City 2 is gonna be jumunjious. 777 00:41:50,801 --> 00:41:52,553 That's not a word. 778 00:41:54,305 --> 00:41:56,223 You sure you don't wanna bump up to programming? 779 00:41:56,390 --> 00:41:58,184 I know you got the brains for it. 780 00:41:59,226 --> 00:42:01,478 No thanks. I'm good right where I am. 781 00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:07,902 Love it. Fear of flying. Can't say I can relate. 782 00:42:08,068 --> 00:42:10,279 But it's all good with me if I don't have to pay you more. 783 00:42:10,446 --> 00:42:11,989 Antwan out. 784 00:42:12,907 --> 00:42:14,116 (SIGHS) 785 00:42:20,289 --> 00:42:21,916 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 786 00:42:22,750 --> 00:42:24,210 Who is this guy? 787 00:42:32,468 --> 00:42:33,469 MOLOTOVGIRL: Wow! 788 00:42:33,636 --> 00:42:35,179 GUY: I took your advice. 789 00:42:37,097 --> 00:42:38,307 I levelled up. 790 00:42:39,225 --> 00:42:40,559 Impressive. 791 00:42:42,353 --> 00:42:44,355 Why are you doing all of this? 792 00:42:44,521 --> 00:42:48,442 You know, I guess I felt trapped. 793 00:42:49,526 --> 00:42:51,028 You know, in my life, 794 00:42:51,195 --> 00:42:53,239 I just felt so 795 00:42:53,697 --> 00:42:55,032 Stuck. 796 00:42:56,533 --> 00:42:59,745 Yeah. And then I saw you. 797 00:43:01,205 --> 00:43:02,998 Then I saw you. 798 00:43:03,958 --> 00:43:05,084 Who are you? 799 00:43:05,834 --> 00:43:07,002 I'm Guy. 800 00:43:07,169 --> 00:43:09,129 No, who are you really? 801 00:43:09,296 --> 00:43:10,297 Still Guy. 802 00:43:10,381 --> 00:43:14,426 All of this, levelling up so fast. 803 00:43:15,177 --> 00:43:17,513 Giving this whole world the finger. 804 00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:18,931 How are you pulling this off? 805 00:43:19,098 --> 00:43:22,059 I've never given anyone any of my fingers. 806 00:43:22,142 --> 00:43:23,894 (CLICKS TONGUE, WHISPERS) You work at Soonami, don't you? 807 00:43:23,978 --> 00:43:25,688 - No. - You've got an inside track. 808 00:43:25,771 --> 00:43:27,523 - I work at the bank. - Right. The bank. 809 00:43:27,690 --> 00:43:31,735 So, you're just this incredible hacker who happens to work at the bank. 810 00:43:31,902 --> 00:43:33,237 Yes, I work at the bank. 811 00:43:33,404 --> 00:43:35,572 Where did you get that skin? 812 00:43:36,782 --> 00:43:38,575 It's always, sort of, been there. 813 00:43:38,742 --> 00:43:40,869 Why do people keep asking me that question? 814 00:43:41,036 --> 00:43:42,788 I don't know, why do they? 815 00:43:46,083 --> 00:43:49,003 No, no. Not doing that. I-- 816 00:43:50,129 --> 00:43:51,463 What's happening right now? 817 00:43:51,630 --> 00:43:53,424 I don't know, but I don't buy it. 818 00:43:53,590 --> 00:43:54,883 No. 819 00:43:55,050 --> 00:43:56,844 - Okay, fine. I'll forget it. - Fine. Good. 820 00:43:57,011 --> 00:43:58,304 - I'll let it go. - Yes. 821 00:43:58,846 --> 00:44:00,014 Great. 822 00:44:00,180 --> 00:44:01,515 We all have our secrets, I guess. 823 00:44:01,682 --> 00:44:03,267 Yes, we do. 824 00:44:05,936 --> 00:44:06,937 Hey. 825 00:44:08,522 --> 00:44:10,482 Do you like ice cream? 826 00:44:10,941 --> 00:44:13,235 MOLOTOVGIRL: I can't believe I've never been here. 827 00:44:13,819 --> 00:44:15,237 Well, it's sort of a secret. 828 00:44:15,988 --> 00:44:19,325 That's why me and my buddy, Buddy, always come here. It's quiet and safe. 829 00:44:19,491 --> 00:44:21,118 Yeah, it makes sense. 830 00:44:22,328 --> 00:44:24,163 No missions here. 831 00:44:25,122 --> 00:44:28,375 Oh, you gotta try this. You're gonna think I'm crazy. 832 00:44:28,542 --> 00:44:29,918 This is my favourite flavour in the whole world. 833 00:44:30,085 --> 00:44:32,296 - We'll take two of the usual, please. - ICE CREAM VENDOR: You got it, Guy. 834 00:44:32,463 --> 00:44:34,423 It's bubble gum flavour. 835 00:44:34,590 --> 00:44:36,050 You think I'm crazy, don't you? 836 00:44:36,383 --> 00:44:37,593 Guy, 837 00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:40,804 get out of my brain hole! I love bubble gum ice cream. 838 00:44:40,971 --> 00:44:42,556 No, you don't. Are you making fun of me right now? 839 00:44:42,723 --> 00:44:44,933 No! Nobody likes bubble gum ice cream. 840 00:44:45,100 --> 00:44:46,101 No, I do. 841 00:44:46,185 --> 00:44:47,603 I had a relationship end over bubble gum ice cream. 842 00:44:47,770 --> 00:44:48,937 - No way. Here. - Yeah. 843 00:44:49,104 --> 00:44:50,606 - Cheers. - Cheers. 844 00:44:50,689 --> 00:44:51,690 Mmm. 845 00:44:52,066 --> 00:44:53,067 How good is that? 846 00:44:53,317 --> 00:44:54,318 You can taste it? 847 00:44:54,401 --> 00:44:57,905 Taste it? It's like my tongue had a baby with a sunrise. 848 00:44:58,405 --> 00:44:59,531 - MOLOTOVGIRL: Mmm-hmm? - Mmm. 849 00:45:00,908 --> 00:45:02,826 Coffee used to be my favourite food, 850 00:45:02,993 --> 00:45:05,162 but, compared with this, it tastes like liquid suffering. 851 00:45:05,245 --> 00:45:07,289 - (LAUGHS) - What? 852 00:45:07,373 --> 00:45:08,415 (LAUGHING) 853 00:45:10,250 --> 00:45:12,878 Nothing. You're funny. 854 00:45:14,171 --> 00:45:15,589 - I am? - Yeah. 855 00:45:15,756 --> 00:45:18,258 Weird funny. (CHUCKLES) 856 00:45:18,342 --> 00:45:20,719 But that's kind of my speed. 857 00:45:20,886 --> 00:45:22,888 Weird funny, that's totally my speed, too. 858 00:45:23,055 --> 00:45:24,973 - Great. - Yeah. I know a joke. 859 00:45:25,140 --> 00:45:26,517 A weird funny joke. You wanna hear it? 860 00:45:26,683 --> 00:45:27,768 - Please. - Okay. 861 00:45:28,644 --> 00:45:30,938 A homosexual and a man in a wheelchair 862 00:45:31,021 --> 00:45:33,232 are trying to murder a very small child. 863 00:45:33,315 --> 00:45:35,609 - The cripple says to the homosexual-- - Whoa. Stop, stop. 864 00:45:35,776 --> 00:45:37,861 Stop! Where did you hear that? 865 00:45:38,028 --> 00:45:40,531 A robbery. The gunman told it to the driver 866 00:45:40,697 --> 00:45:43,742 who thought it was hilarious, so I memorised it and told everyone. 867 00:45:43,909 --> 00:45:45,744 Word of advice? 868 00:45:45,911 --> 00:45:48,956 Don't crib your jokes from the trolls of Free City. 869 00:45:49,039 --> 00:45:50,124 Trolls? 870 00:45:50,207 --> 00:45:51,542 Is that a swing set? 871 00:46:17,109 --> 00:46:18,527 Holy-- 872 00:46:26,243 --> 00:46:28,537 MOLOTOVGIRL: Okay, this is too weird. 873 00:46:28,704 --> 00:46:31,665 Vintage Mariah, bubble gum ice cream, and now swings? 874 00:46:31,832 --> 00:46:34,001 - This is too weird. - I thought the same thing, too. 875 00:46:34,168 --> 00:46:35,544 I thought the same thing. 876 00:46:35,711 --> 00:46:38,630 When I was younger, I was obsessed with swings. 877 00:46:40,132 --> 00:46:41,967 Growing up in my family, it was-- 878 00:46:42,176 --> 00:46:44,428 (SIGHS) You don't wanna hear this. No. 879 00:46:44,887 --> 00:46:47,014 Oh, I wanna hear everything. 880 00:46:47,097 --> 00:46:48,599 (HESITATES) Oh. 881 00:46:48,932 --> 00:46:51,643 Growing up in my family, it wasn't good enough to be great. 882 00:46:52,144 --> 00:46:55,814 You had to win, and that pressure, you know, 883 00:46:55,981 --> 00:46:57,941 it was just constant. 884 00:46:58,650 --> 00:47:01,945 But when I was in the back garden on that little swing-- 885 00:47:02,112 --> 00:47:03,238 You know that moment, 886 00:47:03,405 --> 00:47:07,242 that split second between rising and falling, 887 00:47:07,409 --> 00:47:09,369 when you're totally weightless, it feels like you're free. 888 00:47:09,453 --> 00:47:10,454 In love. 889 00:47:10,537 --> 00:47:12,748 Free. What you said. Yeah. 890 00:47:15,709 --> 00:47:17,711 I really wanna kiss you. Is that weird? 891 00:47:19,046 --> 00:47:20,339 You want to kiss me? 892 00:47:21,965 --> 00:47:23,842 I wanna kiss you so badly. 893 00:47:24,259 --> 00:47:25,469 You want to kiss me badly? 894 00:47:25,636 --> 00:47:27,012 - No! - No? 895 00:47:27,179 --> 00:47:28,931 No, no, no, no, no. I wanna kiss you well. 896 00:47:29,097 --> 00:47:30,641 I mean, I'm an idiot, 897 00:47:30,807 --> 00:47:32,267 so I say things like an idiot sometimes. 898 00:47:32,434 --> 00:47:33,727 No, you're not. You're not. 899 00:47:33,894 --> 00:47:35,187 I mean, um, 900 00:47:36,271 --> 00:47:38,649 uh, if you know how to, go for it. 901 00:47:38,815 --> 00:47:39,983 I know how. 902 00:47:41,235 --> 00:47:42,236 Okay. 903 00:47:44,404 --> 00:47:45,906 Here goes. 904 00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:54,289 (SILENCE DESCENDS) 905 00:48:00,837 --> 00:48:02,673 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 906 00:48:08,136 --> 00:48:12,474 That was so much better than ice cream. 907 00:48:12,558 --> 00:48:13,934 - (CHUCKLING) - Whoa! 908 00:48:14,017 --> 00:48:15,435 I think someone's at the door. 909 00:48:15,602 --> 00:48:16,603 I'll say. 910 00:48:16,770 --> 00:48:18,564 Well, this was great. 911 00:48:18,730 --> 00:48:19,856 Yeah, it was. 912 00:48:19,940 --> 00:48:21,733 Let's meet up again sometime soon. Yeah? 913 00:48:21,817 --> 00:48:23,610 Yes. Definitely. 914 00:48:23,777 --> 00:48:25,153 Maybe in the real world. 915 00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:26,405 What? 916 00:48:26,863 --> 00:48:28,240 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 917 00:48:28,407 --> 00:48:29,783 - Okay. Bye. - Okay. 918 00:48:31,159 --> 00:48:32,953 Bye, Molotov. 919 00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:36,957 Hey, my real name is Millie. 920 00:48:38,208 --> 00:48:41,962 My real name continues to be Guy. 921 00:48:46,758 --> 00:48:47,759 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 922 00:48:48,635 --> 00:48:51,972 KEYS: Millie, open up! Millie, it's me, it's Keys! Open up! Come on! 923 00:48:52,055 --> 00:48:54,766 - (CONTINUES KNOCKING) - Millie! It's me, open up! 924 00:48:54,850 --> 00:48:56,810 - What? - You were right. 925 00:48:57,352 --> 00:48:59,229 - You were right. - Oh, come on in. 926 00:48:59,396 --> 00:49:01,815 You were right. Our code, it is in Free City 927 00:49:01,982 --> 00:49:04,693 and, Millie, it works. 928 00:49:04,860 --> 00:49:06,361 Yeah, I know. But we don't have proof. 929 00:49:06,528 --> 00:49:08,405 KEYS: Just forget about that for one second. 930 00:49:08,614 --> 00:49:10,782 I'm saying that our game, Life Itself, 931 00:49:10,949 --> 00:49:13,744 where characters would grow and change and feel real... 932 00:49:13,910 --> 00:49:14,995 - Yeah? - ...worked. 933 00:49:15,162 --> 00:49:16,788 - Keys. - The AI worked. 934 00:49:16,955 --> 00:49:20,292 It's the reason why Free City is so realistic and people love it so much. 935 00:49:20,459 --> 00:49:22,336 And of course it doesn't look the same. 936 00:49:22,502 --> 00:49:25,297 There's no waterfalls, there's no butterflies and unicorns, 937 00:49:25,464 --> 00:49:28,258 all the characters have different skins. Of course they do. 938 00:49:28,425 --> 00:49:32,846 But the underlying code in the game is the same. Our code. 939 00:49:33,013 --> 00:49:34,765 And Guy, I mean, he has evolved way further 940 00:49:34,848 --> 00:49:35,849 than we thought was even possible. 941 00:49:35,974 --> 00:49:38,352 Wait, are you talking about the hacker in the NPC skin? 942 00:49:38,518 --> 00:49:41,938 Millie, I'm talking about the fact that Blue Shirt Guy... 943 00:49:42,105 --> 00:49:43,106 MILLIE: Yeah? 944 00:49:43,273 --> 00:49:44,691 ...is not a player. 945 00:49:45,108 --> 00:49:47,944 He is an algorithm who thinks he's alive. 946 00:49:48,111 --> 00:49:50,280 I mean, hell, technically, he is alive. 947 00:49:50,364 --> 00:49:54,493 He is the first real artificial intelligence. 948 00:49:55,952 --> 00:49:57,704 - (EXCLAIMS) No! No. - KEYS: I know. 949 00:49:57,871 --> 00:49:59,247 - No, no, no. - Yeah, yeah. 950 00:49:59,414 --> 00:50:00,791 - Guy? My Guy? - KEYS: Guy. 951 00:50:00,957 --> 00:50:02,125 - One who has been-- - Your Guy? 952 00:50:02,292 --> 00:50:03,418 - Holy-- - KEYS: This is a good thing. 953 00:50:03,585 --> 00:50:05,087 No, it's really bad. 954 00:50:05,253 --> 00:50:08,423 Millie, his code, it's thousands of times the size it should be. 955 00:50:08,590 --> 00:50:09,925 We did it, Mills. 956 00:50:11,051 --> 00:50:14,971 We did it. Everything that we wanted to create, it actually happened. 957 00:50:15,138 --> 00:50:18,058 Okay? Did you know that the NPCs have private lives? 958 00:50:18,975 --> 00:50:21,103 One of the baristas learned how to make a cappuccino through trial and error. 959 00:50:21,269 --> 00:50:23,271 I mean, that's really difficult. I can't even do that. 960 00:50:23,438 --> 00:50:25,357 I can't even froth my own oat milk in the morning. 961 00:50:25,816 --> 00:50:28,068 And the Bombshell character in the game 962 00:50:28,235 --> 00:50:30,946 wrote a memoir that's a searing indictment 963 00:50:31,113 --> 00:50:32,823 of gender roles, the patriarchy. 964 00:50:32,989 --> 00:50:34,783 It's a little preachy in parts but, over all, it's pretty good. 965 00:50:34,950 --> 00:50:35,951 Millie, we have to celebrate! 966 00:50:36,076 --> 00:50:37,869 - No, this can't be happening. - What are you talking about? 967 00:50:38,036 --> 00:50:40,539 - This is what we've been working for! - No, I let him kiss me! 968 00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:43,500 So, yeah. 969 00:50:45,502 --> 00:50:46,586 (CHUCKLES) 970 00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:48,422 I'm sorry, wait, you let who kiss you? 971 00:50:48,588 --> 00:50:49,631 MILLIE: Guy. 972 00:50:50,757 --> 00:50:51,758 Guy? 973 00:50:51,842 --> 00:50:56,555 The first time I kiss a non-toxic guy in, like, forever 974 00:50:56,722 --> 00:50:59,349 and of course he's not even real! 975 00:50:59,516 --> 00:51:00,851 Uh, there's not a button for that. 976 00:51:01,727 --> 00:51:03,186 Oh, he found the button. 977 00:51:03,353 --> 00:51:04,813 - Okay. - MILLIE: Yeah. 978 00:51:04,896 --> 00:51:07,190 - I am-- I'm so confused... - Why is it so hot? 979 00:51:07,357 --> 00:51:08,525 KEYS:...and surprisingly curious. 980 00:51:09,192 --> 00:51:12,904 (CHUCKLES) You let an artificially intelligent 981 00:51:12,988 --> 00:51:14,698 - video game character kiss you? - Oh, okay, 982 00:51:14,781 --> 00:51:16,324 - can you just stop saying it like that? - And then you thought that would be-- 983 00:51:16,491 --> 00:51:18,368 Because you have got to meet him, Keys. 984 00:51:18,535 --> 00:51:21,496 He's funny, and he's sweet, and he's so handsome. 985 00:51:21,663 --> 00:51:23,915 Oh, my God, now I'm saying it out loud. 986 00:51:24,082 --> 00:51:27,544 Also, Millie, food for thought, he's, like, four. 987 00:51:28,044 --> 00:51:29,129 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 988 00:51:29,212 --> 00:51:30,839 - Really? You're gonna do that? - Really. 989 00:51:31,006 --> 00:51:32,632 Wow, you just made that really creepy. 990 00:51:32,716 --> 00:51:33,717 (BOTH LAUGHING) 991 00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:35,010 Millie, put all that aside. 992 00:51:35,093 --> 00:51:36,386 Weird or not, when people find out about this, 993 00:51:36,470 --> 00:51:39,055 you could win a Nobel Prize. Oh, God. 994 00:51:39,222 --> 00:51:40,223 What? 995 00:51:40,307 --> 00:51:41,767 Oh, my God, if they see this-- 996 00:51:42,225 --> 00:51:43,518 - MILLIE: What? What is it? - Oh! 997 00:51:43,643 --> 00:51:45,020 KEYS: Antwan. What else? 998 00:51:45,562 --> 00:51:47,981 He's lying. He lied about using our code, 999 00:51:48,148 --> 00:51:50,233 he's been lying about the game being backwards compatible. 1000 00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:51,735 I think he's lying about Free City 1. 1001 00:51:51,818 --> 00:51:52,861 What are you talking about? 1002 00:51:52,944 --> 00:51:56,865 KEYS: Look. You see? There's not one mission, not one location... 1003 00:51:56,948 --> 00:51:59,075 ...I mean, there's not even a single character from Free City 1 on here. 1004 00:51:59,242 --> 00:52:00,660 Free City 2 is not an update... 1005 00:52:00,827 --> 00:52:02,120 - It's a replacement. - Exactly. 1006 00:52:02,287 --> 00:52:03,914 So when Free City 2 launches on Monday-- 1007 00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:07,375 Blue Shirt Guy, all proof of our code, everything, will be deleted. 1008 00:52:07,542 --> 00:52:08,794 He can't do that. 1009 00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:12,130 I mean, this is artificial life we're dealing with. I mean, that's insane. 1010 00:52:15,759 --> 00:52:16,927 We're screwed. 1011 00:52:17,636 --> 00:52:19,221 Maybe not. 1012 00:52:19,679 --> 00:52:21,848 If we can find our original build in the game, 1013 00:52:22,015 --> 00:52:24,684 it'll prove that Antwan used our code without properly licensing it. 1014 00:52:24,851 --> 00:52:27,020 And we just have to find it before Free City 2 launches. 1015 00:52:27,187 --> 00:52:28,438 We have 48 hours. 1016 00:52:28,605 --> 00:52:30,023 I've looked, Keys. You know I have. 1017 00:52:30,190 --> 00:52:31,316 I know you have. 1018 00:52:31,483 --> 00:52:33,860 But now that we both know about Blue Shirt Guy, 1019 00:52:34,027 --> 00:52:35,529 maybe he can help? 1020 00:52:35,695 --> 00:52:37,447 That would mean I'd have to tell him. 1021 00:52:38,114 --> 00:52:40,992 Millie, he's not gonna exist once the sequel launches. 1022 00:52:42,369 --> 00:52:43,620 His whole world's about to end. 1023 00:52:44,371 --> 00:52:46,498 Don't you think he'd want a chance to save it? 1024 00:52:48,792 --> 00:52:50,752 - ICE CREAM VENDOR: Here you go. - Thank you. 1025 00:52:50,919 --> 00:52:52,921 - You got it. - MILLIE: Guy? 1026 00:52:53,088 --> 00:52:54,339 Hey! Hi! 1027 00:52:54,506 --> 00:52:55,799 Guy, we need to talk. 1028 00:52:56,174 --> 00:52:58,552 What's going on with your voice? Where's your Australian accent? 1029 00:52:58,718 --> 00:52:59,719 British. 1030 00:52:59,803 --> 00:53:01,763 I think I know an Australian accent when I see one. 1031 00:53:02,556 --> 00:53:04,015 I turned off the accent filter. 1032 00:53:05,475 --> 00:53:06,560 This is me. 1033 00:53:07,018 --> 00:53:08,019 Good. 1034 00:53:08,103 --> 00:53:10,230 Look, I have to tell you something really important. 1035 00:53:10,397 --> 00:53:11,481 - Are you married? - (GASPS) 1036 00:53:11,565 --> 00:53:12,566 No. 1037 00:53:12,649 --> 00:53:15,068 - Oh, God. - (BOTH LAUGHING) 1038 00:53:16,111 --> 00:53:18,071 That would have been, like, the worst thing ever. 1039 00:53:18,238 --> 00:53:19,865 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Maybe not the worst thing. 1040 00:53:20,282 --> 00:53:21,449 Huh. 1041 00:53:21,533 --> 00:53:23,159 I have to show you something. 1042 00:53:24,369 --> 00:53:25,370 Okay. 1043 00:53:26,705 --> 00:53:28,540 (DISTANT SIREN WAILING) 1044 00:53:30,792 --> 00:53:31,793 Wow! 1045 00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:33,920 I always wondered what was in here. 1046 00:53:34,087 --> 00:53:36,298 ANNOUNCER: (ON SPEAKERS) Tune in to the Kill Cam 1047 00:53:36,381 --> 00:53:37,841 for more of today's highlights 1048 00:53:38,008 --> 00:53:41,636 of every bloody, bullet-ridden corner of Free City. 1049 00:53:42,262 --> 00:53:43,555 PHYLLIS: (ON TV) Has anyone seen my cat? 1050 00:53:43,722 --> 00:53:47,309 GUY: Hey, that's Phyllis. She's always losing her cats. 1051 00:53:48,518 --> 00:53:51,396 And there's Joe! He's my friend, I know that guy. 1052 00:53:52,272 --> 00:53:54,399 I don't get it. What is this place? 1053 00:53:54,566 --> 00:53:58,945 There is no easy way to say this, but this city is a game. 1054 00:53:59,112 --> 00:54:01,364 There's no easy way to say this, I know it's a game. 1055 00:54:01,531 --> 00:54:03,283 You taught me how to play it. (PLAYFULLY) Boop-boop. 1056 00:54:03,450 --> 00:54:04,743 MILLIE: Yes, you're right, I did. 1057 00:54:04,910 --> 00:54:07,954 But it's not just that it's like a game. It is a game. 1058 00:54:08,830 --> 00:54:11,458 It's a video game. And that's all it is. 1059 00:54:12,167 --> 00:54:15,003 So the entire world is a game? 1060 00:54:15,170 --> 00:54:16,171 Yes. 1061 00:54:16,338 --> 00:54:18,173 And we're all just players in the game? 1062 00:54:18,340 --> 00:54:20,425 Not exactly. 1063 00:54:21,593 --> 00:54:22,886 I'm a player. 1064 00:54:23,053 --> 00:54:26,264 All these people here are players. We live in the real world. 1065 00:54:26,848 --> 00:54:28,391 But you only exist here. 1066 00:54:28,558 --> 00:54:31,144 It's why you can never leave Free City. 1067 00:54:31,311 --> 00:54:33,063 You're what we call an NPC. 1068 00:54:33,229 --> 00:54:34,397 NPC. 1069 00:54:34,564 --> 00:54:37,567 The policeman and the muscular bunny rabbit, 1070 00:54:37,651 --> 00:54:38,860 they called me that. What is an NPC? 1071 00:54:39,027 --> 00:54:40,028 - ANNOUNCER: Let's take... - Just watch. 1072 00:54:40,111 --> 00:54:41,112 ...another look at that leaderboard. 1073 00:54:41,196 --> 00:54:42,948 ROBBER: (ON TV) Everybody get down on the ground! 1074 00:54:43,073 --> 00:54:44,658 BANK MANAGER: (ON TV) Nobody try to be a hero. 1075 00:54:44,741 --> 00:54:45,992 This will all be over soon. 1076 00:54:46,159 --> 00:54:47,327 I don't understand. 1077 00:54:47,494 --> 00:54:49,913 MILLIE: You're a non-player character. 1078 00:54:49,996 --> 00:54:52,374 GUY: Non... MILLIE: A background person. 1079 00:54:52,540 --> 00:54:55,710 Someone designed to make the game more fun for real people. 1080 00:54:55,877 --> 00:54:58,088 Wait, hold on a second. Just stop for a second. 1081 00:54:58,171 --> 00:54:59,297 I wanna make sure that I'm getting this straight. 1082 00:54:59,381 --> 00:55:01,424 I just wanna fully understand, here. 1083 00:55:01,591 --> 00:55:03,593 So, I'm fake? 1084 00:55:04,302 --> 00:55:07,472 The entire world is fake? I'm not even a main character, 1085 00:55:07,639 --> 00:55:10,976 I'm just this idiot who's in the background? 1086 00:55:11,893 --> 00:55:15,063 Millie, why are you even saying this? I love you. 1087 00:55:15,397 --> 00:55:18,316 You only think that because it's in your programming. 1088 00:55:24,823 --> 00:55:26,825 MILLIE: Guy, I need you to listen to me. 1089 00:55:26,992 --> 00:55:29,661 In two days, the game is gonna shut down. For good. 1090 00:55:29,828 --> 00:55:32,330 When the sequel launches, this whole city, 1091 00:55:32,497 --> 00:55:34,833 you, all the people in it who aren't players, 1092 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:36,418 they'll be gone forever. You need to listen. 1093 00:55:36,584 --> 00:55:39,337 My whole life, I felt like there had to be something more. 1094 00:55:39,504 --> 00:55:41,214 And then I saw you. 1095 00:55:41,798 --> 00:55:44,718 And I knew I was right. I was right! 1096 00:55:45,885 --> 00:55:48,138 And, for a second, I felt amazing. 1097 00:55:48,304 --> 00:55:50,056 - I know. - Except you don't know. 1098 00:55:50,223 --> 00:55:52,350 Because we're not the same. 1099 00:55:53,393 --> 00:55:54,728 Isn't that what you said? You said that. 1100 00:55:54,894 --> 00:55:56,855 We're not the same. 1101 00:55:57,022 --> 00:55:58,440 You're real. 1102 00:55:59,357 --> 00:56:00,984 And I'm what? I'm what? 1103 00:56:04,863 --> 00:56:06,031 You're not. 1104 00:56:09,325 --> 00:56:10,410 You're not. 1105 00:56:11,494 --> 00:56:14,497 Well, I may not be real, but, for a second there, 1106 00:56:14,956 --> 00:56:16,791 I felt pretty alive. 1107 00:56:18,585 --> 00:56:19,794 (DRAMATIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1108 00:56:19,878 --> 00:56:21,296 (DISTANT FIRING) 1109 00:56:21,379 --> 00:56:22,505 (DISTANT EXPLOSION) 1110 00:56:24,007 --> 00:56:25,425 - (GRUNTS) - (SNIFFS) 1111 00:56:28,303 --> 00:56:29,512 (GRUNTING) 1112 00:56:29,596 --> 00:56:31,431 (SIREN WAILING) 1113 00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:34,642 (DRAMATIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC CONTINUES) 1114 00:56:40,815 --> 00:56:42,317 (WAVES RUSHING) 1115 00:56:43,151 --> 00:56:44,694 (PANTING) 1116 00:56:55,747 --> 00:56:56,831 (GRUNTS) 1117 00:56:57,415 --> 00:56:59,250 (DISTORTED BUZZING) 1118 00:57:18,770 --> 00:57:21,815 (SHOUTING) It's all a lie! 1119 00:57:27,403 --> 00:57:29,364 BUSINESSMAN: Have the quarterly reports on my desk by Friday. 1120 00:57:29,531 --> 00:57:31,950 Quarterly reports. My, what specific business lingo. 1121 00:57:32,117 --> 00:57:34,119 Wow. Life in the big city. Ain't nothing like it. 1122 00:57:34,285 --> 00:57:35,286 - Until it crushes your soul. - (DREAMER SHOUTS) 1123 00:57:35,453 --> 00:57:38,832 Has anyone seen my cat? Has anyone seen my... 1124 00:57:38,998 --> 00:57:40,875 Your cats? No, Phyllis, I haven't seen them. 1125 00:57:41,042 --> 00:57:44,963 But here's a revolutionary idea... close your goddamn door. 1126 00:57:45,130 --> 00:57:47,423 It's not like they're climbing on top of one another, 1127 00:57:47,590 --> 00:57:50,718 forming a little kitty tower, and then jimmying the locks. 1128 00:57:50,885 --> 00:57:53,012 They don't have thumbs, Phyllis. 1129 00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:54,681 No thumbs! 1130 00:57:55,473 --> 00:57:58,476 (LOUDLY) Don't you get it? Don't any of you get it? 1131 00:57:59,144 --> 00:58:03,439 None of this matters! None of it! It's fake! We don't matter! 1132 00:58:03,606 --> 00:58:06,442 That building, that's fake! This street... 1133 00:58:06,526 --> 00:58:07,819 - (STOMPS) - ...it's fake! 1134 00:58:07,986 --> 00:58:09,070 That car-- 1135 00:58:09,154 --> 00:58:10,280 (CRASHES) 1136 00:58:10,363 --> 00:58:11,573 (BODY THUDS) 1137 00:58:15,577 --> 00:58:16,744 (PAINFULLY) Officer Johnny! 1138 00:58:16,911 --> 00:58:18,079 Have a good one, Guy. 1139 00:58:18,788 --> 00:58:20,623 (SEAGULLS SQUAWKING DISTANTLY) 1140 00:58:26,546 --> 00:58:28,006 BUDDY: Oh, hey, uh-- 1141 00:58:29,591 --> 00:58:30,675 Come in. 1142 00:58:36,264 --> 00:58:38,099 (CLOCK TICKING) 1143 00:58:40,810 --> 00:58:42,061 BUDDY: Here you go. 1144 00:58:42,228 --> 00:58:43,229 Thank you. 1145 00:58:44,355 --> 00:58:45,356 Buddy, 1146 00:58:45,523 --> 00:58:50,904 what would you do if you found out that you weren't real? 1147 00:58:52,363 --> 00:58:53,489 What do you mean? 1148 00:58:54,115 --> 00:58:55,116 Pretend with me. 1149 00:58:55,283 --> 00:58:56,868 Okay, so, (CHUCKLES) 1150 00:58:57,035 --> 00:58:58,703 can I pretend I'm a ghost? 1151 00:59:00,205 --> 00:59:01,206 Sure. 1152 00:59:01,372 --> 00:59:04,667 Oh. Do I look like how I look like now? Or whenever I die? 1153 00:59:04,834 --> 00:59:05,960 Like, do I have a funeral outfit on? 1154 00:59:06,085 --> 00:59:07,086 - This is kind of funeral... - Doesn't matter. 1155 00:59:07,170 --> 00:59:09,088 (RAMBLING)...but even though it's a work uniform, 'cause I got a tie on. 1156 00:59:09,255 --> 00:59:11,007 Let's move on from the concept, okay? 1157 00:59:11,674 --> 00:59:13,635 Got it. (LAUGHS) 1158 00:59:13,718 --> 00:59:16,721 I'm not a ghost. I'm very disappointed, 1159 00:59:16,888 --> 00:59:18,264 - but I get it. - Yeah. 1160 00:59:18,431 --> 00:59:22,936 I'm me, who I am right now, and I'm just trying to help a friend. 1161 00:59:24,103 --> 00:59:27,148 I say, okay, so what if I'm not real? 1162 00:59:27,815 --> 00:59:29,692 I'm sorry. "So what?" 1163 00:59:29,859 --> 00:59:30,860 Yeah. So what? 1164 00:59:30,944 --> 00:59:32,820 (SCOFFING) But if you're not real, 1165 00:59:32,904 --> 00:59:35,490 doesn't that mean that nothing you do matters? 1166 00:59:35,657 --> 00:59:38,534 What does that mean? Look, brother, I am sitting here 1167 00:59:38,701 --> 00:59:42,080 with my best friend, trying to help him get through a tough time. 1168 00:59:42,622 --> 00:59:47,043 Right? And even if I'm not real, this moment is. 1169 00:59:48,461 --> 00:59:52,715 Right here, right now, this moment is real. 1170 00:59:53,716 --> 00:59:56,678 I mean, what's more real than a person tryin' to help someone they love? 1171 00:59:57,679 --> 01:00:02,392 Now, if that's not real, I don't know what is. 1172 01:00:05,144 --> 01:00:07,188 Do you know the other security guards? 1173 01:00:07,605 --> 01:00:09,023 I know 'em all. Why? 1174 01:00:09,857 --> 01:00:11,401 Hey, Buddy... 1175 01:00:11,567 --> 01:00:13,569 let's not have a good day, 1176 01:00:14,821 --> 01:00:16,239 let's have a great day. 1177 01:00:17,949 --> 01:00:19,033 BUDDY: Guy, what are we doin' here? 1178 01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:21,661 GUY: We're here to get a video clip for my friend Millie. 1179 01:00:21,828 --> 01:00:23,162 Does this look intimidating? 1180 01:00:23,746 --> 01:00:25,748 I don't know, Guy. How do you hold this thing? 1181 01:00:29,002 --> 01:00:30,295 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 1182 01:00:33,589 --> 01:00:35,341 GUY: You have something I want. 1183 01:00:35,883 --> 01:00:37,593 And you're gonna hand it over. 1184 01:00:37,677 --> 01:00:38,970 (SQUEAKING) 1185 01:00:39,887 --> 01:00:41,014 How'd you get in here? 1186 01:00:41,431 --> 01:00:43,433 BUDDY: Easy. I know your security guard. 1187 01:00:44,058 --> 01:00:45,059 Jimmy? 1188 01:00:45,226 --> 01:00:46,394 His name is Luigi. 1189 01:00:46,561 --> 01:00:48,146 So, if you took some time to learn his name, 1190 01:00:48,313 --> 01:00:49,939 maybe he wouldn't turn on you so quick. 1191 01:00:50,106 --> 01:00:53,401 I need a video clip, and you're gonna give it to me. 1192 01:00:53,901 --> 01:00:55,611 Wait a minute, are you-- 1193 01:00:56,571 --> 01:00:57,697 Are you Blue Shirt Guy? 1194 01:00:57,864 --> 01:00:58,906 Yeah, maybe. 1195 01:00:59,073 --> 01:01:01,951 (EXCLAIMS) Holy shit! You're Guy! You're Blue Shirt Guy! It's you! 1196 01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:03,202 - Yeah. - REVENJAMIN: I love you. 1197 01:01:03,369 --> 01:01:04,662 - You do? (LAUGHS) - I mean, 1198 01:01:04,829 --> 01:01:06,164 I'm, like, a fan. You're awesome. 1199 01:01:06,331 --> 01:01:07,373 You can have anything you want. 1200 01:01:07,540 --> 01:01:08,541 Wait, hold on one second. 1201 01:01:08,708 --> 01:01:10,626 Gamers, listen up, this is Revenjamin Buttons here. 1202 01:01:10,793 --> 01:01:11,794 I'm here with Guy. 1203 01:01:11,878 --> 01:01:14,380 The Guy, he's in my stash house, and he's here to rob me. 1204 01:01:14,630 --> 01:01:15,631 (LAUGHS) Can I get a little-- 1205 01:01:15,798 --> 01:01:18,926 - "what-what" for my followers, Guy? - What? 1206 01:01:19,093 --> 01:01:20,595 Perfect. All right, so what's happening is... 1207 01:01:20,762 --> 01:01:22,347 Guy's looking for a clip 1208 01:01:22,513 --> 01:01:25,058 showing a walkthrough I did to get to the secret level. 1209 01:01:26,976 --> 01:01:28,394 Who are you talking to? 1210 01:01:28,519 --> 01:01:29,854 (STIFLING LAUGHTER) 1211 01:01:29,937 --> 01:01:31,314 I'm sorry. 1212 01:01:31,481 --> 01:01:34,567 Who am I talking to? It's just such a classic Guy line. 1213 01:01:34,650 --> 01:01:35,651 Right? (LAUGHS) 1214 01:01:35,735 --> 01:01:38,237 You're good. Oh, anyway-- 1215 01:01:38,404 --> 01:01:41,657 And you, you tried to steal it from me with that Molotov chick. 1216 01:01:41,824 --> 01:01:42,825 (THROUGH SPEAKERS) Her name's Millie. 1217 01:01:42,950 --> 01:01:45,161 KEITH: Yeah. Wait, who? GUY: Millie. 1218 01:01:45,328 --> 01:01:46,496 (WHISPERING) I think it's going really well. 1219 01:01:46,662 --> 01:01:49,957 I know. This is literally the first time I took my gun out the holster. 1220 01:01:50,124 --> 01:01:51,167 Totally. Right? 1221 01:01:51,876 --> 01:01:54,712 Guy, I tried to go back through, but the glitch is patched. 1222 01:01:54,879 --> 01:01:56,089 And I never found it again. 1223 01:01:56,255 --> 01:01:58,049 So I'm the only one that ever saw what was on the other side. 1224 01:01:58,216 --> 01:01:59,717 But it's all here, check it out. 1225 01:01:59,884 --> 01:02:01,761 It's pretty cool, actually. It's like a whole other world. 1226 01:02:02,553 --> 01:02:04,764 - This is it? This is the game clip? - Yeah, that's it. 1227 01:02:04,931 --> 01:02:08,142 (GASPS) Can you do one, single, just one solid for me? 1228 01:02:08,309 --> 01:02:09,602 - One thing, I'll stop asking, okay? - Yeah. 1229 01:02:09,685 --> 01:02:10,686 Just say my catchphrase. 1230 01:02:10,770 --> 01:02:12,063 My viewers will just banana cream sandwich 1231 01:02:12,146 --> 01:02:13,147 all over themselves if you say it. 1232 01:02:13,231 --> 01:02:14,857 I love banana cream sandwiches. 1233 01:02:15,024 --> 01:02:16,025 REVENJAMIN: Maybe not this banana cream sandwich. 1234 01:02:16,150 --> 01:02:17,151 Yeah, this one. 1235 01:02:17,276 --> 01:02:19,404 Okay, perfect. Okay, so just say, "You know what time it is?" 1236 01:02:19,570 --> 01:02:21,697 - You know what time it is? - You know what time it is? 1237 01:02:21,864 --> 01:02:22,865 You know what time it is? 1238 01:02:23,032 --> 01:02:24,033 You know what time it is? 1239 01:02:24,117 --> 01:02:25,326 (IN DEEP VOICE) You know what time it is? 1240 01:02:25,493 --> 01:02:26,702 REVENJAMIN: You know what time it is? 1241 01:02:26,869 --> 01:02:28,204 (THREATENINGLY) You know what time it is? 1242 01:02:28,579 --> 01:02:30,331 It's crime o'clock, baby. Yeah. 1243 01:02:30,706 --> 01:02:31,707 It's crime o'cl-- 1244 01:02:31,874 --> 01:02:33,126 No, I can't say that. It's not-- 1245 01:02:33,292 --> 01:02:35,253 Okay. It's all right. I'll say it myself. 1246 01:02:35,420 --> 01:02:37,255 - All right, you know what time it is? - No. 1247 01:02:37,422 --> 01:02:39,298 It's crime o'cl-- (SHOUTS) Mum! 1248 01:02:39,465 --> 01:02:40,758 Mum! Are you serious with the 1249 01:02:40,925 --> 01:02:42,135 vacuum right now? 1250 01:02:42,301 --> 01:02:44,429 You really have to do that here? I'm saying my 1251 01:02:44,595 --> 01:02:45,888 catchphrase! Everybody's watching! 1252 01:02:46,055 --> 01:02:47,223 - God! - MUM: (SHOUTING) You're 22, 1253 01:02:47,348 --> 01:02:48,933 living in my house, there is no God! 1254 01:02:49,016 --> 01:02:50,017 Sorry, Guy. 1255 01:02:50,184 --> 01:02:53,229 Thank you, Mr. Buttons. We're gonna go. 1256 01:02:53,396 --> 01:02:54,981 No, no, no! No, you gotta kill me. 1257 01:02:55,148 --> 01:02:56,858 - I'm sorry, what? - You gotta kill me. Please kill me. 1258 01:02:57,024 --> 01:02:59,318 Give it to me, Daddy. Give it to me! (EXCLAIMING) 1259 01:02:59,485 --> 01:03:01,654 No. Please don't do that. Please don't do that. 1260 01:03:01,821 --> 01:03:03,823 We're not gonna hurt anybody. I'm a good guy. 1261 01:03:03,990 --> 01:03:05,366 What? What'd you say? 1262 01:03:08,161 --> 01:03:09,162 That's deep. 1263 01:03:09,245 --> 01:03:10,329 No, it's not. 1264 01:03:10,496 --> 01:03:11,497 That's like I can taste you, deep. 1265 01:03:11,664 --> 01:03:15,460 I want your help, Buddy. I don't have the safeword. 1266 01:03:15,543 --> 01:03:16,544 I know what you want. 1267 01:03:16,669 --> 01:03:17,753 I don't want that. 1268 01:03:17,837 --> 01:03:18,838 Yeah, you do. 1269 01:03:18,963 --> 01:03:20,089 That's touching. 1270 01:03:20,256 --> 01:03:21,382 - They're touching. - Yeah. 1271 01:03:22,008 --> 01:03:23,009 I know what you want. 1272 01:03:23,176 --> 01:03:24,385 Yes, I do. 1273 01:03:24,886 --> 01:03:27,305 You want a little bit of that Free City Itchy Kitty. 1274 01:03:27,472 --> 01:03:29,056 - No. - Uh-huh. Yes, you do. 1275 01:03:29,265 --> 01:03:31,058 GUY: The way you move, it's almost dirty. 1276 01:03:31,225 --> 01:03:32,477 What about a little Thanos Glove... 1277 01:03:32,643 --> 01:03:36,230 into a little bit of Thanos Snap? 1278 01:03:36,397 --> 01:03:38,149 - Oh. That looked like it hurt. - Yeah, a little bit. 1279 01:03:38,316 --> 01:03:39,484 A little Sunday Drive. 1280 01:03:39,650 --> 01:03:41,194 GUY: You have a beautiful home. 1281 01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:44,697 - Snakey Man? No? No Snakey Man? - GUY: Bye, Mr. Buttons. 1282 01:03:44,864 --> 01:03:47,241 Come on, give me one snake! Just come on, man. 1283 01:03:47,408 --> 01:03:49,368 (SHOUTING) Mum! Do not touch that sock! 1284 01:03:49,535 --> 01:03:51,162 I swear to God, if you touch that sock 1285 01:03:51,329 --> 01:03:53,331 you will be in therapy for the rest of your life! 1286 01:03:53,498 --> 01:03:56,709 No! That's my special sock! Put it down! 1287 01:04:01,756 --> 01:04:03,049 GUY: Millie, please. 1288 01:04:03,758 --> 01:04:05,927 Please wake up from your standing coma. 1289 01:04:06,093 --> 01:04:08,554 Look, I know this world is just a game to you 1290 01:04:08,638 --> 01:04:10,640 and you can come and go, but, to me, 1291 01:04:10,806 --> 01:04:13,184 this place, these people, that's all I have. 1292 01:04:13,351 --> 01:04:15,394 And if I can help you save it, I wanna do that 1293 01:04:15,561 --> 01:04:17,939 but you gotta wake up, please. 1294 01:04:18,105 --> 01:04:19,732 Millie, I'm sorry for running away. 1295 01:04:19,899 --> 01:04:21,567 - Guy? - (YELPS) 1296 01:04:22,818 --> 01:04:24,779 Oh, that's so scary! It's just terrifying. 1297 01:04:24,862 --> 01:04:25,988 MILLIE: I know, I know. 1298 01:04:26,155 --> 01:04:27,156 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1299 01:04:27,281 --> 01:04:30,243 Look, you may have started out living in the background, but so did I. 1300 01:04:30,409 --> 01:04:32,161 We're done with that. 1301 01:04:33,955 --> 01:04:34,956 I got you a present. 1302 01:04:36,290 --> 01:04:37,500 I didn't have time to wrap it. 1303 01:04:38,626 --> 01:04:39,710 MILLIE: What? 1304 01:04:42,129 --> 01:04:43,172 (HELICOPTERS WHIRRING) 1305 01:04:44,340 --> 01:04:45,925 (EXCLAIMING) 1306 01:04:46,509 --> 01:04:47,510 (GRUNTING) 1307 01:04:47,593 --> 01:04:51,097 (THROUGH SPEAKERS) They say over a billion NPCs are killed every year. 1308 01:04:51,264 --> 01:04:55,893 Now, I'm not gonna lie, that's at least 50% my fault. 1309 01:04:56,060 --> 01:04:59,397 GAMER: I used to shoot all the secondary characters 1310 01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:00,982 when I was bored, you know? 1311 01:05:01,148 --> 01:05:04,485 And then, I'd teabag 'em a little bit. 1312 01:05:04,652 --> 01:05:07,363 Who the hell even knows who this Blue Shirt Guy is? 1313 01:05:07,530 --> 01:05:09,490 But I'll tell you this, he's got me thinkin' 1314 01:05:09,574 --> 01:05:11,242 about NPCs and how I play the game. 1315 01:05:11,409 --> 01:05:13,911 The game wasn't even made for someone like this, 1316 01:05:13,995 --> 01:05:15,538 for a player to be a good guy. 1317 01:05:15,621 --> 01:05:16,872 He's also a really cute guy. 1318 01:05:17,039 --> 01:05:19,709 And not just the face, you know, like, the whole thing. (GIGGLES) 1319 01:05:19,875 --> 01:05:21,752 And, honestly, it's got me realising, 1320 01:05:21,919 --> 01:05:24,422 maybe we've been thinking about NPCs wrong this whole time. 1321 01:05:24,589 --> 01:05:26,465 I think Blue Shirt Guy's like a symbol, you know? 1322 01:05:26,632 --> 01:05:28,342 Like, maybe people can be whatever they want. 1323 01:05:28,509 --> 01:05:30,886 He's like an icon. Is that the right word? 1324 01:05:31,053 --> 01:05:32,930 Like, he reminds us of what's possible. 1325 01:05:33,097 --> 01:05:34,432 Also, he's, like, crazy hot. 1326 01:05:34,599 --> 01:05:37,602 Oh, my God, totally. I'd hit those pixels hard. 1327 01:05:37,768 --> 01:05:39,020 NINJA: We should all be more like Blue Shirt Guy. 1328 01:05:39,186 --> 01:05:40,521 Maybe we just stop the killing. 1329 01:05:40,605 --> 01:05:42,898 (GRUNTS, SHOUTS) He's dead! You hear me? 1330 01:05:43,065 --> 01:05:44,609 The guy, put him up here. 1331 01:05:44,817 --> 01:05:47,069 Put him up here on the screen. Put him on the screen. 1332 01:05:47,236 --> 01:05:50,781 Make me see him. There he is. 1333 01:05:50,948 --> 01:05:53,492 Yes. There he is, the little do-gooder. 1334 01:05:53,659 --> 01:05:54,910 MOUSER: I thought you liked Blue Shirt. 1335 01:05:55,077 --> 01:05:56,871 Don't say words to me! 1336 01:05:57,038 --> 01:05:59,957 People are so busy watching this loser on Twitch and YouTube. 1337 01:06:00,124 --> 01:06:01,125 You know what they're not doing, guys? 1338 01:06:01,292 --> 01:06:02,585 Buying Free City 2. 1339 01:06:02,752 --> 01:06:04,629 - Pre-sales are down 16%. - 60. 1340 01:06:04,795 --> 01:06:06,589 60. That's bad. 1341 01:06:06,756 --> 01:06:09,133 Oh, we are 48 hours from launch. 1342 01:06:10,009 --> 01:06:11,010 Yeah, he's gone viral. 1343 01:06:11,135 --> 01:06:14,847 Yeah, a virus that's giving me ass and ball cancer at the same time! 1344 01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:17,892 Inoperable! 1345 01:06:18,309 --> 01:06:19,602 (SIGHS) You know, this whole good guy routine, 1346 01:06:19,769 --> 01:06:22,563 it is a bad influence, and is bad for the franchise. 1347 01:06:22,730 --> 01:06:25,066 I want him gone. I don't care who it is, boot him. 1348 01:06:25,232 --> 01:06:26,233 You can't. 1349 01:06:27,026 --> 01:06:28,027 Oh, I'm sorry, what? 1350 01:06:28,194 --> 01:06:29,195 You can't. 1351 01:06:29,445 --> 01:06:30,446 Why not? 1352 01:06:30,529 --> 01:06:33,324 Because he's not a hacker, Antwan. He's an NPC. 1353 01:06:33,491 --> 01:06:35,242 You're tryin' to tell me that all this shit 1354 01:06:35,326 --> 01:06:37,370 about a self-aware NPC is real? 1355 01:06:37,536 --> 01:06:40,581 Yeah. I don't know how or why, but he's real. 1356 01:06:40,665 --> 01:06:41,666 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 1357 01:06:41,791 --> 01:06:43,542 What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? 1358 01:06:43,751 --> 01:06:45,544 (BREATHING DEEPLY) 1359 01:06:46,295 --> 01:06:48,255 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 1360 01:06:48,422 --> 01:06:50,549 What to do? What to do? Got it. 1361 01:06:51,092 --> 01:06:52,093 (GRUNTS) 1362 01:06:52,301 --> 01:06:53,636 And kip-up! 1363 01:06:55,805 --> 01:06:57,223 (GRUNTS, CLAPS) 1364 01:06:57,306 --> 01:06:58,724 So we can't kick him out of the game. 1365 01:06:58,891 --> 01:07:01,686 How do we reset his AI? Ideas, people. Come on. 1366 01:07:01,852 --> 01:07:02,978 Hit me. Ideas. 1367 01:07:03,688 --> 01:07:05,022 MOUSER: You could just reboot the server. 1368 01:07:05,272 --> 01:07:06,273 (CLAPS) Keep talking. 1369 01:07:06,357 --> 01:07:07,692 If we reboot the server 1370 01:07:07,858 --> 01:07:10,611 then he's just gonna revert back to a regular non-player guy. 1371 01:07:11,112 --> 01:07:13,155 - Solution. - Antwan. 1372 01:07:13,322 --> 01:07:14,740 Antwan, you're talking about terminating 1373 01:07:14,907 --> 01:07:16,575 the first confirmed artificially intelligent 1374 01:07:16,659 --> 01:07:17,702 life-form right now, okay? 1375 01:07:17,868 --> 01:07:19,328 Honey, honey. Shush. (SHUSHES) 1376 01:07:20,287 --> 01:07:21,497 He's losing me money. 1377 01:07:21,664 --> 01:07:25,084 So, I don't care if he's Arnold-Frickin'-Schwarzen-Vader. 1378 01:07:25,251 --> 01:07:26,752 Terminate him. Reboot. 1379 01:07:26,919 --> 01:07:28,504 - MOUSER: On it. - You can't do that. 1380 01:07:28,671 --> 01:07:29,672 Reboot! 1381 01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:32,133 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1382 01:07:39,598 --> 01:07:42,435 ANNOUNCER: (THROUGH SPEAKERS) Order up and drown your bloodlust 1383 01:07:42,601 --> 01:07:45,062 with a tall glass of murderjuice. 1384 01:07:45,229 --> 01:07:47,022 Here's this week's highlights. 1385 01:07:47,356 --> 01:07:49,400 He's very expressive with his body. 1386 01:07:49,483 --> 01:07:50,484 Clearly. 1387 01:07:50,568 --> 01:07:51,777 REVENJAMIN: (THROUGH SPEAKERS) What is that? 1388 01:07:51,861 --> 01:07:53,237 It's a whole new world over there. 1389 01:07:53,404 --> 01:07:54,613 Some kinda paradise and shit. 1390 01:07:54,905 --> 01:07:56,365 Oh, my God, that's it. 1391 01:07:56,532 --> 01:08:00,870 It's our original build and that build is proof our code is in the game. 1392 01:08:01,036 --> 01:08:03,038 You have no idea how long I've waited for this. 1393 01:08:03,205 --> 01:08:04,540 I've seen this place. 1394 01:08:04,707 --> 01:08:06,000 What? 1395 01:08:06,125 --> 01:08:07,418 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 1396 01:08:11,714 --> 01:08:12,715 Yeah. 1397 01:08:12,798 --> 01:08:14,967 What do you mean? How could you have possibly seen it? (DISTORTS) 1398 01:08:19,388 --> 01:08:21,265 Millie? Millie? 1399 01:08:24,185 --> 01:08:25,561 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 1400 01:08:46,999 --> 01:08:48,334 (OMINOUS MUSIC RISING) 1401 01:08:55,424 --> 01:08:56,967 (DISTORTING, GLITCHING) 1402 01:09:06,477 --> 01:09:08,562 We're dark. Free City is offline. 1403 01:09:11,690 --> 01:09:12,775 (SIGHS) 1404 01:09:14,026 --> 01:09:15,778 (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 1405 01:09:16,278 --> 01:09:18,322 - GAMER: What is happening? - (ALL EXCLAIMING) 1406 01:09:18,405 --> 01:09:19,406 (EXCLAIMS IN GERMAN) 1407 01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:24,578 ANTWAN: Bye-bye, Blue Shirt. 1408 01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:27,039 No, no, no. 1409 01:09:29,583 --> 01:09:30,751 (SIGHS) 1410 01:09:36,215 --> 01:09:37,383 (REBOOT MUSIC PLAYING) 1411 01:09:45,808 --> 01:09:47,059 (WHISPERS) It's okay. Come on. 1412 01:09:48,686 --> 01:09:50,062 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 1413 01:09:52,731 --> 01:09:54,233 Come on. 1414 01:09:54,775 --> 01:09:56,819 Come on, come on, come on. 1415 01:09:57,194 --> 01:09:58,362 (ALARM BEEPING) 1416 01:09:58,946 --> 01:09:59,947 (SIGHS) 1417 01:10:02,658 --> 01:10:03,951 Good morning, Goldie. 1418 01:10:04,201 --> 01:10:05,452 (LAUGHS) 1419 01:10:08,747 --> 01:10:11,250 NEWS ANCHOR: (ON TV) Front of warm, dry gunfire... 1420 01:10:11,417 --> 01:10:12,960 mixed with late afternoon stabbings... 1421 01:10:13,127 --> 01:10:15,004 could leave you in the streets wet with the blood of innocents 1422 01:10:15,170 --> 01:10:17,131 - by early Tuesday night. - (EXPLOSION) 1423 01:10:17,298 --> 01:10:19,884 What really is the difference between a light roast and a dark roast? 1424 01:10:20,050 --> 01:10:21,677 - Nobody knows. - (FLASHES) 1425 01:10:21,760 --> 01:10:23,345 Don't have a good day, have a great day. 1426 01:10:23,512 --> 01:10:24,638 Guy, can we talk? 1427 01:10:24,805 --> 01:10:25,890 How does the sunglass girl know your name? 1428 01:10:25,973 --> 01:10:26,974 I don't know. Keep walking. 1429 01:10:27,057 --> 01:10:28,392 MILLIE: Come on, Guy! You know me. 1430 01:10:28,559 --> 01:10:29,560 You know this. 1431 01:10:30,603 --> 01:10:32,313 You said this clip showed a place you'd seen before. 1432 01:10:32,479 --> 01:10:33,480 I need to know where. 1433 01:10:34,398 --> 01:10:36,066 The data's been erased, but it's in your head. 1434 01:10:36,233 --> 01:10:38,986 Please try to remember. This is really important. 1435 01:10:39,778 --> 01:10:42,990 Please, Guy, think. The ice cream, the swings? 1436 01:10:43,157 --> 01:10:44,366 Oh, my Guy loves swings. 1437 01:10:44,533 --> 01:10:46,619 At Free City Harbor Park, there's a great swing set there. 1438 01:10:46,785 --> 01:10:47,786 - Have you been? - MILLIE: Yes. 1439 01:10:47,953 --> 01:10:49,288 We had bubble gum ice cream. 1440 01:10:49,455 --> 01:10:52,166 OMG, I love bubble gum ice cream! 1441 01:10:52,333 --> 01:10:53,751 He loves the bubble gum ice cream. 1442 01:10:53,918 --> 01:10:55,878 Yes, I know. We had it together, remember? 1443 01:10:57,129 --> 01:10:59,465 Please, Guy, you're all I've got. 1444 01:11:03,677 --> 01:11:06,388 I'm sorry, lady. I think you have the wrong guy. 1445 01:11:07,389 --> 01:11:09,850 Don't have a good day, have a great day. 1446 01:11:09,934 --> 01:11:11,393 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1447 01:11:21,904 --> 01:11:23,322 (MOBILE PHONE RINGING) 1448 01:11:23,864 --> 01:11:24,907 Hello? 1449 01:11:25,074 --> 01:11:26,075 KEYS: (ON PHONE) I might've found something. 1450 01:11:26,158 --> 01:11:29,411 I've been going through Guy's code and there is something there, 1451 01:11:29,578 --> 01:11:31,622 even now, after the wipe. 1452 01:11:31,705 --> 01:11:32,706 What's the point? 1453 01:11:32,790 --> 01:11:35,501 Guy was, like, a one-in-a-billion miracle. We can't replicate that. 1454 01:11:35,668 --> 01:11:37,336 I tried, okay? You were right, it's over. 1455 01:11:37,503 --> 01:11:40,089 No, Millie, Millie, you're not listening to me, all right? 1456 01:11:40,255 --> 01:11:43,133 A reboot, it doesn't erase his AI coding. 1457 01:11:43,300 --> 01:11:45,469 You literally would have to destroy the servers to do that. 1458 01:11:45,636 --> 01:11:48,013 His AI is still there, it just needs to be accessed. 1459 01:11:48,180 --> 01:11:50,182 I've seen him, Keys. He's forgotten everything. 1460 01:11:50,349 --> 01:11:52,518 Just look at the trace log I sent you. 1461 01:11:52,685 --> 01:11:54,269 It'll explain everything. 1462 01:12:04,446 --> 01:12:05,531 (SIGHS) 1463 01:12:08,075 --> 01:12:09,451 (THROUGH LAPTOP) Now, from the beginning... 1464 01:12:09,618 --> 01:12:12,413 Guy's behaviour is much more complex than it should be, 1465 01:12:12,496 --> 01:12:14,206 thanks to our code. (CHUCKLES) 1466 01:12:14,540 --> 01:12:15,749 But he's still stuck in Free City. 1467 01:12:15,833 --> 01:12:18,210 He's still stuck in this life, this loop. 1468 01:12:18,293 --> 01:12:22,006 And, then, something changes. He comes to life. Why? 1469 01:12:22,172 --> 01:12:23,966 And then I remembered. 1470 01:12:24,133 --> 01:12:27,761 One of the characters from Life Itself was this guy that I nicknamed Lovelorn. 1471 01:12:27,928 --> 01:12:31,932 And he was someone who was designed to never meet the right person. 1472 01:12:32,099 --> 01:12:34,351 It was essentially the building blocks of the character. 1473 01:12:34,518 --> 01:12:38,522 But he never stopped hoping that he would meet "the girl of his dreams". 1474 01:12:38,689 --> 01:12:40,232 So I had to base this girl off of someone, 1475 01:12:40,399 --> 01:12:44,028 and who better than the person that I was sitting next to every day? 1476 01:12:44,194 --> 01:12:45,195 You. 1477 01:12:45,362 --> 01:12:46,864 But then, one day, 1478 01:12:47,031 --> 01:12:49,491 he meets you in Free City, and once he sees you 1479 01:12:49,658 --> 01:12:51,076 he can never be the same. 1480 01:12:51,243 --> 01:12:54,997 He was supposed to feel doomed, but instead, he feels alive 1481 01:12:55,164 --> 01:12:57,791 until, eventually, he is alive. 1482 01:12:59,084 --> 01:13:01,211 You changed him, Millie. 1483 01:13:01,378 --> 01:13:05,674 You changed his code. And I think you can do it again. 1484 01:13:05,841 --> 01:13:08,052 You brought him to life, Millie. 1485 01:13:09,178 --> 01:13:11,221 You brought him to life. 1486 01:13:11,388 --> 01:13:13,724 And he was alive because he met the one pers-- 1487 01:13:13,807 --> 01:13:14,933 (TURNS VIDEO OFF) 1488 01:13:15,434 --> 01:13:16,643 Don't have a good day... 1489 01:13:17,686 --> 01:13:18,812 have a great day. 1490 01:13:18,979 --> 01:13:20,105 CUSTOMER: Thank you. 1491 01:13:20,564 --> 01:13:21,648 Take care. (CHUCKLES) 1492 01:13:22,232 --> 01:13:23,233 FEMALE VOICE: Everybody down on the ground! 1493 01:13:23,817 --> 01:13:26,111 Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon. 1494 01:13:26,278 --> 01:13:27,279 Okay. 1495 01:13:27,404 --> 01:13:28,947 FEMALE VOICE: Everybody except you. 1496 01:13:32,576 --> 01:13:34,203 Door, door, door. I got it. 1497 01:13:34,369 --> 01:13:35,621 (GRUNTS) Please, I have a goldfish. 1498 01:13:35,788 --> 01:13:36,914 Look, I don't have long. 1499 01:13:37,081 --> 01:13:39,208 I just took you hostage, so there are three badges on me. 1500 01:13:39,374 --> 01:13:41,168 GUY: Badges? Is that like a Girl Scout thing? What is that? 1501 01:13:41,251 --> 01:13:42,252 MILLIE: There is something inside you, Guy. 1502 01:13:42,336 --> 01:13:43,337 GUY: What? I don't want anything inside of me. 1503 01:13:43,420 --> 01:13:44,421 MILLIE: They stuck you in that bank and 1504 01:13:44,505 --> 01:13:45,547 expected you to just follow the rules... 1505 01:13:45,631 --> 01:13:47,382 - GUY: I love the bank. - ...and do the same thing every day. 1506 01:13:47,549 --> 01:13:49,635 - You are so much more than that. - I don't wanna be more than that. 1507 01:13:49,802 --> 01:13:51,470 No, and I need you to remember it. 1508 01:13:51,637 --> 01:13:53,639 Why have you been following me and how do you know my name? 1509 01:13:53,722 --> 01:13:54,723 Put these on. 1510 01:13:54,807 --> 01:13:56,350 I don't have to do anything that I don't wanna do. 1511 01:13:56,517 --> 01:13:58,602 - True. The choice is totally yours. - (COCKS GUN) 1512 01:13:58,769 --> 01:14:00,479 Okay. Okay. Fine. 1513 01:14:00,562 --> 01:14:01,563 (GASPS) 1514 01:14:02,981 --> 01:14:04,149 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1515 01:14:05,234 --> 01:14:07,277 GUY: What is that? 1516 01:14:07,444 --> 01:14:09,154 What are these? Trick glasses or something? 1517 01:14:09,238 --> 01:14:10,239 Listen carefully. 1518 01:14:10,364 --> 01:14:13,200 In 24 hours, this world, everyone you know, 1519 01:14:13,283 --> 01:14:15,494 it's all gonna disappear for good. 1520 01:14:15,661 --> 01:14:17,121 Can you please just let me go? 1521 01:14:17,287 --> 01:14:18,705 I mean, I haven't really even seen your face. 1522 01:14:18,872 --> 01:14:20,165 I mean, I've seen the general area, 1523 01:14:20,249 --> 01:14:21,834 but I'm not really good with descriptive words. 1524 01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:23,377 Not really good with words in general. 1525 01:14:23,460 --> 01:14:24,461 (DISTANT SIREN WAILING) 1526 01:14:24,545 --> 01:14:26,088 - Screw it. - What? Oh! 1527 01:14:27,965 --> 01:14:29,633 (GRENADE WHISTLES, EXPLODES) 1528 01:14:34,930 --> 01:14:36,515 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 1529 01:14:49,236 --> 01:14:50,404 (UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES) 1530 01:15:04,126 --> 01:15:05,252 (SOFTLY) I remember. 1531 01:15:06,336 --> 01:15:07,713 Welcome back. 1532 01:15:08,338 --> 01:15:11,300 No. I remember everything. 1533 01:15:12,092 --> 01:15:13,093 Come with me. 1534 01:15:13,969 --> 01:15:17,014 I do this every day so much, I'd forgotten why. 1535 01:15:20,392 --> 01:15:21,894 Do you see that? 1536 01:15:22,060 --> 01:15:23,520 Right there. 1537 01:15:24,146 --> 01:15:25,564 MILLIE: Oh, my God. 1538 01:15:27,024 --> 01:15:28,483 (EXCLAIMS) Oh, my God! 1539 01:15:28,775 --> 01:15:32,196 Antwan hid our original build past the horizon, making it invisible... 1540 01:15:32,362 --> 01:15:34,531 but he forgot to scrub the reflections. 1541 01:15:35,616 --> 01:15:37,326 It's still out there, Guy. We just can't see it. 1542 01:15:38,452 --> 01:15:40,120 If we can get there, that is the evidence we need. 1543 01:15:40,287 --> 01:15:42,998 You can't go past the water line. I tried. 1544 01:15:43,165 --> 01:15:44,208 We need help. 1545 01:15:45,459 --> 01:15:47,502 KEYS: Antwan found a way to hide it in plain sight 1546 01:15:47,586 --> 01:15:49,588 in the one place no one can even get to. 1547 01:15:49,755 --> 01:15:50,756 (CONTINUES OVER PHONE) I can't even believe 1548 01:15:50,839 --> 01:15:51,840 he's smart enough to be this diabolical. 1549 01:15:51,924 --> 01:15:53,425 Keys, I need you to focus. 1550 01:15:53,592 --> 01:15:57,095 Okay. So, the reflection shows the build past the southern horizon. 1551 01:15:57,262 --> 01:15:59,348 But the game physics won't allow you past the beach. 1552 01:15:59,514 --> 01:16:02,100 But you think you can find a way to get us past the collision mesh? 1553 01:16:02,184 --> 01:16:03,185 KEYS: We're gonna need a bridge. 1554 01:16:03,477 --> 01:16:05,520 You just get to Hitman's Beach and I'll figure out the rest. 1555 01:16:05,687 --> 01:16:06,897 And, Millie, 1556 01:16:07,397 --> 01:16:08,649 be careful. 1557 01:16:08,815 --> 01:16:10,734 Antwan may be an asshole, but he's not stupid. 1558 01:16:10,901 --> 01:16:13,445 He'll figure out what you're up to and he'll throw everything he's got at you. 1559 01:16:13,612 --> 01:16:14,613 You're right. 1560 01:16:14,780 --> 01:16:18,033 (OVER SPEAKERS) Um, hi, Millie, and other person I can't see, 1561 01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:19,493 w-- I have an idea. 1562 01:16:19,660 --> 01:16:21,411 What if he has nothing to throw? 1563 01:16:23,288 --> 01:16:26,124 GUY: Everyone! Gather round! 1564 01:16:26,208 --> 01:16:27,459 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 1565 01:16:27,542 --> 01:16:28,961 Thank you for coming. 1566 01:16:29,795 --> 01:16:31,004 Now, you know me, I'm Guy. 1567 01:16:31,171 --> 01:16:32,673 NPCs: Hi, Guy. 1568 01:16:33,340 --> 01:16:34,341 GUY: Hi. 1569 01:16:35,217 --> 01:16:37,970 What I'm about to say may be hard to understand. 1570 01:16:38,887 --> 01:16:40,264 Really hard to understand. 1571 01:16:42,140 --> 01:16:45,227 But, are you sick of living in the background? 1572 01:16:45,310 --> 01:16:46,436 (NPCs AGREEING) 1573 01:16:46,561 --> 01:16:48,313 Aren't you sick of being shot at? 1574 01:16:48,397 --> 01:16:49,398 Enough. 1575 01:16:49,481 --> 01:16:51,108 - Taken hostage? - No more. 1576 01:16:51,191 --> 01:16:52,484 - Run over? - We done with that. 1577 01:16:52,651 --> 01:16:54,736 Robbed? Stabbed? Used as a human shield? 1578 01:16:54,903 --> 01:16:56,280 (EXCITEDLY) We are tired of being stabbed! 1579 01:16:56,446 --> 01:16:57,614 - Buddy! - Sorry. 1580 01:16:57,781 --> 01:16:59,408 What are you trying to say, Guy? 1581 01:16:59,574 --> 01:17:02,536 I'm tryin' to say that things in this city don't have to be this way. 1582 01:17:02,703 --> 01:17:03,745 Things can be different. 1583 01:17:03,912 --> 01:17:04,955 Different how? 1584 01:17:05,539 --> 01:17:07,541 For starters, you can put your arms down. 1585 01:17:07,624 --> 01:17:08,625 Yeah. 1586 01:17:10,669 --> 01:17:13,380 - (GRUNTING) - GUY: There you go. You got it. Yeah. 1587 01:17:13,547 --> 01:17:15,048 - Keep pushing. There you go. - (CONTINUES GRUNTING) 1588 01:17:15,340 --> 01:17:17,092 GUY: Breathe through it. There you go. BANK MANAGER: Do it. Do it. Do it. 1589 01:17:17,259 --> 01:17:18,635 - HOSTAGE: No, not gonna happen. - Nope. 1590 01:17:18,802 --> 01:17:19,886 That feels unnatural. 1591 01:17:20,053 --> 01:17:22,222 I mean, what about when someone runs in with a gun? 1592 01:17:22,639 --> 01:17:24,725 Having my arms up is just a real time saver. 1593 01:17:24,891 --> 01:17:29,604 Except, what if the guy with the gun doesn't come? 1594 01:17:29,771 --> 01:17:30,814 OFFICER JOHNNY: What? OFFICER 2: What? 1595 01:17:31,398 --> 01:17:32,566 There's always a guy with a gun. 1596 01:17:32,733 --> 01:17:34,276 So many guys with guns. 1597 01:17:34,860 --> 01:17:38,113 People, what if our world doesn't have to be so scary? 1598 01:17:39,489 --> 01:17:41,199 What if we can change it? 1599 01:17:41,366 --> 01:17:46,246 Millie! How many times a day are the banks robbed in your world? 1600 01:17:46,413 --> 01:17:47,831 Hardly ever, Guy. 1601 01:17:47,956 --> 01:17:49,791 - (NPCs EXCLAIMING) - GUY: What about corpses, Millie? 1602 01:17:49,958 --> 01:17:50,959 - What? - GUY: You see a lot of those? 1603 01:17:51,126 --> 01:17:52,461 How many an hour? 1604 01:17:52,627 --> 01:17:54,046 None per hour, Guy. 1605 01:17:54,212 --> 01:17:55,547 GUY: What about gun violence? 1606 01:17:56,048 --> 01:17:57,758 See a lot of gun violence in your world? 1607 01:17:57,924 --> 01:18:01,094 Actually, that's a big problem, Guy. (CHUCKLES) It's a massive problem. 1608 01:18:03,013 --> 01:18:04,014 I didn't see that coming. 1609 01:18:04,181 --> 01:18:05,432 It's true. It really sucks. 1610 01:18:06,641 --> 01:18:10,854 The point is, we don't have to be spectators to our own lives. 1611 01:18:11,772 --> 01:18:13,398 We can be whatever we want. 1612 01:18:13,565 --> 01:18:15,067 We can't all be you, Guy. 1613 01:18:15,275 --> 01:18:16,526 That's not true. 1614 01:18:17,903 --> 01:18:21,031 What's inside of me is inside of you, too. 1615 01:18:21,114 --> 01:18:22,115 NPCs: What? 1616 01:18:22,199 --> 01:18:25,160 GUY: It's inside of each and every one of you. You're growing. 1617 01:18:25,327 --> 01:18:28,455 I need more in my life than drip coffee. I want to make... 1618 01:18:28,622 --> 01:18:29,623 A cappuccino. 1619 01:18:29,706 --> 01:18:31,375 ...a goddamn difference in the world. 1620 01:18:31,541 --> 01:18:32,709 Much, much better. 1621 01:18:32,876 --> 01:18:33,877 And a green tea boba. 1622 01:18:34,002 --> 01:18:35,587 - Holy shit! - That's right! 1623 01:18:35,754 --> 01:18:37,172 - (NPCs CHEERING) - You go, girl. 1624 01:18:37,339 --> 01:18:38,423 Oh, my God, you're amazing! 1625 01:18:38,590 --> 01:18:40,217 If I could just make it out past that water, 1626 01:18:40,384 --> 01:18:42,386 there's a world out there where we can be free. 1627 01:18:42,552 --> 01:18:44,554 Where we get to decide who we wanna be. 1628 01:18:44,721 --> 01:18:47,015 Where we can matter. But we have to fight for it. 1629 01:18:47,182 --> 01:18:48,934 We have to fight together. 1630 01:18:49,101 --> 01:18:50,394 NPCs: Yeah! 1631 01:18:51,269 --> 01:18:53,563 You guys have always done what's expected of you. 1632 01:18:53,730 --> 01:18:55,232 But that shit ends today. 1633 01:18:55,357 --> 01:18:56,358 Yeah! 1634 01:18:56,900 --> 01:18:58,610 I don't even know what's happening right now! 1635 01:18:58,693 --> 01:18:59,694 But I love it! 1636 01:18:59,778 --> 01:19:01,113 (NPCs CHEERING) 1637 01:19:01,279 --> 01:19:02,614 BUDDY: I love it! 1638 01:19:02,697 --> 01:19:03,740 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 1639 01:19:03,824 --> 01:19:04,825 I love it! 1640 01:19:04,991 --> 01:19:06,910 I love it, too! Come on, guys, get in here! 1641 01:19:07,077 --> 01:19:09,955 Huddle up! Here's what we're gonna do! Everyone in! 1642 01:19:10,038 --> 01:19:11,164 (INDISTINCT EXCITED CHATTERING) 1643 01:19:16,169 --> 01:19:17,879 ROBBER: Everybody get down on the ground! 1644 01:19:17,963 --> 01:19:19,172 (FIRING) 1645 01:19:22,968 --> 01:19:24,010 Hello? 1646 01:19:25,595 --> 01:19:27,514 Where the hell is everybody? 1647 01:19:28,348 --> 01:19:30,016 Hello? 1648 01:19:30,100 --> 01:19:31,393 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1649 01:19:40,485 --> 01:19:42,362 MAN: Where are all the NPCs? 1650 01:19:51,163 --> 01:19:53,832 LAZARBEAM: Look, I've been playing Free City for, like, three years now. 1651 01:19:53,999 --> 01:19:55,417 I've never seen anything like this. 1652 01:19:55,584 --> 01:19:56,918 Up until recently, 1653 01:19:57,002 --> 01:19:59,796 I don't even know if I'd have noticed a few NPCs going missing. 1654 01:19:59,880 --> 01:20:02,841 And I don't know if this is just some whack Reddit theory 1655 01:20:03,008 --> 01:20:06,636 but some people are saying that Blue Shirt Guy isn't even a player. 1656 01:20:06,803 --> 01:20:09,514 - That he's actual AI. - AI? 1657 01:20:09,681 --> 01:20:13,143 Actual AI. You know, alive. 1658 01:20:13,310 --> 01:20:15,562 It's why Blue Shirt Guy is trending everywhere. 1659 01:20:15,729 --> 01:20:18,607 Antwan, if you're watching this, please fix the game. 1660 01:20:18,773 --> 01:20:21,067 - Most of all, bring back Blue Shirt. - ANTWAN: Oh, my God. My God! 1661 01:20:21,234 --> 01:20:22,569 JONATHAN: Antwan, you should see this. 1662 01:20:24,946 --> 01:20:26,615 REVENJAMIN: And you, you tried to steal it from me 1663 01:20:26,698 --> 01:20:28,200 with that Molotov chick. 1664 01:20:28,283 --> 01:20:29,284 - GUY: Her name's Millie. - REVENJAMIN: Who? 1665 01:20:29,367 --> 01:20:30,368 GUY: Millie. 1666 01:20:30,619 --> 01:20:33,580 ANTWAN: Got her. Got her! Got you! Got you! 1667 01:20:33,747 --> 01:20:36,291 Mouser! Put him up on the screen. Now. Put him up. 1668 01:20:36,458 --> 01:20:38,001 That's it. Come on, quicker. 1669 01:20:38,168 --> 01:20:39,628 Yes, there he is. 1670 01:20:39,794 --> 01:20:43,381 He's joyriding around Free City with some player called Molotovgirl. 1671 01:20:44,216 --> 01:20:46,384 AKA Millie Rusk. 1672 01:20:47,010 --> 01:20:48,595 Millie Rusk? Isn't that Keys' old partner? 1673 01:20:48,678 --> 01:20:49,679 ANTWAN: Yeah. 1674 01:20:49,763 --> 01:20:51,973 Also the one who's trying to hit me with this bogus lawsuit 1675 01:20:52,140 --> 01:20:54,434 'cause she's desperate for a piece of Soonami Kwan. 1676 01:20:54,601 --> 01:20:56,061 Boot Molotovgirl now. 1677 01:20:56,228 --> 01:21:00,232 I'm trying. I'm trying as hard as I can, but her account's spoofed. 1678 01:21:00,398 --> 01:21:01,399 This woman is exceptional. 1679 01:21:01,566 --> 01:21:02,984 Then kill her in the game. 1680 01:21:03,151 --> 01:21:05,862 "What?" Yes, I said that. Kill her. 1681 01:21:06,029 --> 01:21:09,366 Throw everything at them, all right? Five badges, G. 1682 01:21:09,533 --> 01:21:11,034 Yeah, just one problem. 1683 01:21:11,368 --> 01:21:12,619 We don't have anything. 1684 01:21:12,786 --> 01:21:13,870 Whatchu talking about, Willis? 1685 01:21:14,037 --> 01:21:15,539 We don't have any defences. 1686 01:21:15,705 --> 01:21:19,042 We don't have police, military, no nothing. 1687 01:21:19,209 --> 01:21:20,752 It's what I've been trying to tell you. 1688 01:21:20,919 --> 01:21:24,422 It's like every NPC went on strike. 1689 01:21:24,589 --> 01:21:26,132 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 1690 01:21:26,216 --> 01:21:28,552 Got a tall, half-caf, double foam oat milk, 1691 01:21:28,635 --> 01:21:30,136 matcha latte with cinnamon! 1692 01:21:30,303 --> 01:21:31,555 - That's me. - Hey. 1693 01:21:31,721 --> 01:21:33,014 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1694 01:21:33,306 --> 01:21:34,307 OFFICER JOHNNY: Cheers. 1695 01:21:34,391 --> 01:21:35,850 - (ENGINE REVVING) - (NPCs CHEERING) 1696 01:21:37,060 --> 01:21:38,728 Go get 'em, Guy! 1697 01:21:40,438 --> 01:21:42,524 It's like a digital walkout. 1698 01:21:43,024 --> 01:21:44,776 No, it's not. 1699 01:21:44,943 --> 01:21:46,861 They're doing this on purpose, it's part of their plan. 1700 01:21:47,028 --> 01:21:49,072 You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna kill them in the game. 1701 01:21:49,239 --> 01:21:51,157 Turn off respawn, kill them dead, now. 1702 01:21:51,324 --> 01:21:53,660 But that means any players who die will be done for good. 1703 01:21:53,827 --> 01:21:55,120 They'll freak out. 1704 01:21:57,372 --> 01:21:59,708 (WHISPERING) I don't care. 1705 01:21:59,874 --> 01:22:04,254 Sir? Sir, just to be clear, are you telling me that it's go time? 1706 01:22:04,379 --> 01:22:05,463 Are you looking for some sort of banter thing 1707 01:22:05,547 --> 01:22:06,548 'cause you think we're friends now 1708 01:22:06,756 --> 01:22:08,049 and we're in some sort of gang together? 1709 01:22:08,216 --> 01:22:10,176 Yes. Yes, that's exactly what I'm looking for. 1710 01:22:10,302 --> 01:22:11,303 Cool, we're a team. 1711 01:22:11,386 --> 01:22:12,387 We should come up 1712 01:22:12,470 --> 01:22:13,513 - with a catchphrase, okay? - All right. 1713 01:22:13,638 --> 01:22:15,265 - On three. One, two, three-- - One, two, three-- 1714 01:22:15,432 --> 01:22:17,309 (SHOUTING) Get back to work! 1715 01:22:18,059 --> 01:22:19,644 Someone find me Keys! 1716 01:22:19,728 --> 01:22:21,438 - (ENGINE REVVING) - (TYRES SCREECHING) 1717 01:22:22,814 --> 01:22:23,815 (GUY WHOOPS) 1718 01:22:24,107 --> 01:22:26,693 All right, people, you heard him. It's go time! 1719 01:22:26,776 --> 01:22:28,361 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC RISING) 1720 01:22:31,531 --> 01:22:33,617 Okay, that's not good. 1721 01:22:33,700 --> 01:22:34,701 (RUMBLING) 1722 01:22:35,160 --> 01:22:37,037 He knows where we're going. 1723 01:22:37,120 --> 01:22:38,204 (SHATTERING) 1724 01:22:43,001 --> 01:22:44,961 MOUSER: All right, I got him. I got him. Don't worry. 1725 01:22:45,128 --> 01:22:46,796 Want some four wheels to the face? 1726 01:22:46,963 --> 01:22:48,131 Take that. Boom! 1727 01:22:48,423 --> 01:22:49,424 (GRUNTS) 1728 01:22:49,674 --> 01:22:50,717 (CRASHING) 1729 01:22:51,885 --> 01:22:54,471 Rabbit's coming for you. Apex predator. 1730 01:22:56,097 --> 01:22:57,098 GUY: Whoa! 1731 01:22:58,183 --> 01:22:59,726 (CARS CRASHING) 1732 01:23:05,273 --> 01:23:06,733 Here we go. Y'all watching this? 1733 01:23:06,900 --> 01:23:08,193 I'm about to end this fool. 1734 01:23:08,276 --> 01:23:10,320 - (ENGINE REVVING) - (RUMBLING) 1735 01:23:10,403 --> 01:23:12,739 (BREATHING HEAVILY) Come on, come on, come on. 1736 01:23:12,906 --> 01:23:14,741 Keys, if you're there, a little help, please. 1737 01:23:14,824 --> 01:23:16,409 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1738 01:23:18,787 --> 01:23:20,622 - (RUMBLING) - (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING) 1739 01:23:23,333 --> 01:23:24,459 (ENGINE RACING) 1740 01:23:24,542 --> 01:23:25,543 (GUY GRUNTS) 1741 01:23:26,169 --> 01:23:30,298 (SHOUTS) God! Okay, who did that? Who is doing that? 1742 01:23:30,465 --> 01:23:34,135 Don't play with me! Seriously! I'm under way too much pressure! 1743 01:23:34,219 --> 01:23:36,012 (RUMBLING, CRASHING) 1744 01:23:38,640 --> 01:23:39,641 Come on! 1745 01:23:43,770 --> 01:23:44,896 Go, go, go! 1746 01:23:57,325 --> 01:23:58,410 (SIGHS) 1747 01:24:00,662 --> 01:24:02,872 I just checked with security. Keys hasn't left the building. 1748 01:24:02,997 --> 01:24:04,082 Oh, sounds like you've done everything possible. 1749 01:24:04,165 --> 01:24:05,166 Time to give up? You wanna give up? 1750 01:24:05,250 --> 01:24:06,251 No, I'm sensing you want me to keep looking. 1751 01:24:06,334 --> 01:24:07,335 - Go. - I'll be back. 1752 01:24:07,502 --> 01:24:09,713 I have no idea where these fools are running to. 1753 01:24:10,714 --> 01:24:14,300 I do. Southern shore. Hitman's Beach. 1754 01:24:14,467 --> 01:24:16,553 MOUSER: Well, that's stupid. There's nothing out there but water. 1755 01:24:16,720 --> 01:24:19,305 Game physics won't even let you get past the shoreline. 1756 01:24:21,057 --> 01:24:23,059 Unless there is something out there. 1757 01:24:24,352 --> 01:24:26,062 Antwan, is there something there? 1758 01:24:27,564 --> 01:24:29,482 Screw it. Art nerds. 1759 01:24:29,649 --> 01:24:31,025 Time for Dude. 1760 01:24:31,109 --> 01:24:32,152 We're still working on him. 1761 01:24:32,318 --> 01:24:34,446 I worked on him myself. He's perfect. 1762 01:24:34,612 --> 01:24:36,030 Drop in Dude now. 1763 01:24:36,990 --> 01:24:38,575 Just do it. He's got, like, half a brain, 1764 01:24:38,742 --> 01:24:41,953 he's barely written, but, sure, start the upload. 1765 01:24:49,627 --> 01:24:50,712 GUY: What are we supposed to do now? 1766 01:24:50,879 --> 01:24:52,672 MILLIE: Now Keys finds us a bridge. 1767 01:24:54,174 --> 01:24:57,010 ANTWAN: Come to collect those knives you stabbed in my back, bro? 1768 01:24:58,887 --> 01:25:00,597 You've been helping Millie Rusk this whole time. 1769 01:25:00,764 --> 01:25:02,098 She's looking for your build. 1770 01:25:02,265 --> 01:25:03,641 What build, Antwan? 1771 01:25:04,267 --> 01:25:05,810 It's not like you used our code anyway, right? 1772 01:25:05,977 --> 01:25:07,187 And if you didn't use our code 1773 01:25:07,353 --> 01:25:09,898 then how can our original build be in the game, right? 1774 01:25:10,607 --> 01:25:12,484 Or am I missing something? 1775 01:25:14,360 --> 01:25:15,361 Leave us. 1776 01:25:18,948 --> 01:25:22,410 Okay, Keys, let's have a real talk. 1777 01:25:22,577 --> 01:25:25,330 If I'd put out your dumb game, it would have bombed. 1778 01:25:25,497 --> 01:25:26,748 Antwan, you don't know it would've failed. 1779 01:25:26,831 --> 01:25:27,832 Yeah, I do know. 1780 01:25:27,999 --> 01:25:31,002 I looked at the numbers, the tracking, the focus groups. 1781 01:25:31,169 --> 01:25:34,798 Has it ever occurred to you that some things matter more than numbers? 1782 01:25:34,964 --> 01:25:37,383 What matters more than numbers? Money? 1783 01:25:37,550 --> 01:25:40,220 Yo, news flash, bro, money is still numbers. 1784 01:25:40,386 --> 01:25:41,721 Nothing matters more than numbers! 1785 01:25:41,888 --> 01:25:43,264 You should be thanking me! 1786 01:25:43,431 --> 01:25:44,432 I should be thanking you? 1787 01:25:44,516 --> 01:25:46,851 What about the profits that you got from our work? 1788 01:25:47,018 --> 01:25:49,062 You chose your side, little Padawan. 1789 01:25:49,229 --> 01:25:52,774 And now, it's time for you to take your place next to the Emperor. 1790 01:25:52,857 --> 01:25:53,858 You get me, bro? 1791 01:25:54,943 --> 01:25:58,029 Yeah, I get you. Bro. (CHUCKLES) 1792 01:25:58,154 --> 01:26:00,573 Which leads me to this. 1793 01:26:01,282 --> 01:26:02,951 (ELECTRICAL WHIRRING) 1794 01:26:15,839 --> 01:26:17,090 Thanks, Keys. 1795 01:26:21,761 --> 01:26:23,388 What the hell was that? 1796 01:26:24,013 --> 01:26:26,391 Hey, Antwan, things are getting hectic. 1797 01:26:29,686 --> 01:26:32,397 ANTWAN: Oh, I thought you were smarter than this, Keys. 1798 01:26:32,564 --> 01:26:34,649 You're obviously fired, you know that. 1799 01:26:34,816 --> 01:26:37,861 And, you, what is she still doing in the game, man? 1800 01:26:37,944 --> 01:26:38,945 Boot everyone. 1801 01:26:39,112 --> 01:26:41,197 Hold up. You want me to boot all the players? 1802 01:26:41,364 --> 01:26:43,116 Boot them out of the game, now! 1803 01:26:43,283 --> 01:26:44,659 Cancel every player account! 1804 01:26:44,993 --> 01:26:46,703 And where the hell is Dude? 1805 01:26:46,870 --> 01:26:49,581 Security! Kick this punk out. 1806 01:26:55,503 --> 01:26:56,504 - Guy! - (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 1807 01:26:56,671 --> 01:26:58,464 - Millie! - They're taking me out. 1808 01:26:58,548 --> 01:26:59,549 What's happening? 1809 01:26:59,632 --> 01:27:00,675 (VOICE GLITCHING) It's on you now. Everybody's watching. 1810 01:27:00,842 --> 01:27:02,010 You gotta keep going. 1811 01:27:02,176 --> 01:27:04,429 Wait, wait, wait! Will I see you again? 1812 01:27:04,596 --> 01:27:06,264 You will if you make it across that bridge. 1813 01:27:06,431 --> 01:27:08,391 Show the whole world our build. That's the proof. 1814 01:27:08,558 --> 01:27:10,476 You do that, Antwan is done. 1815 01:27:10,935 --> 01:27:11,936 I'll make it. 1816 01:27:14,522 --> 01:27:15,523 (GROANS) 1817 01:27:15,982 --> 01:27:17,066 I'll make it. 1818 01:27:18,234 --> 01:27:19,235 What the hell? 1819 01:27:21,529 --> 01:27:22,947 What's going on? 1820 01:27:46,471 --> 01:27:47,555 (SIGHS) 1821 01:27:51,225 --> 01:27:53,186 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1822 01:27:53,269 --> 01:27:55,063 (MAN SHOUTS IN MANDARIN) 1823 01:28:02,320 --> 01:28:06,199 All right, let's all remember this moment, before we were fired. 1824 01:28:07,158 --> 01:28:08,326 - Oh! - (GRUNTS) 1825 01:28:08,409 --> 01:28:09,661 (GROANS) Wow. 1826 01:28:14,749 --> 01:28:15,917 Catchphrase. 1827 01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:17,001 MOUSER: Catchphrase? 1828 01:28:17,835 --> 01:28:19,295 What? I haven't had time to think one up yet. 1829 01:28:19,462 --> 01:28:23,049 Although "catchphrase" as a catchphrase is a pretty cool catchphrase. 1830 01:28:24,050 --> 01:28:25,176 (DUDE GRUNTS) 1831 01:28:27,261 --> 01:28:28,471 (GRUNTS) Whoa. 1832 01:28:29,764 --> 01:28:32,725 Get up, Guy. Get up. 1833 01:28:33,059 --> 01:28:34,143 (GROANS) 1834 01:28:45,363 --> 01:28:47,198 Oh, no, no, no. 1835 01:28:49,534 --> 01:28:50,785 (SCOOTER HORN BEEPS) 1836 01:28:51,577 --> 01:28:54,664 Guy, I came to save you. (CHUCKLING IN AWE) 1837 01:28:56,791 --> 01:28:58,876 - Who is this? - I don't know. 1838 01:28:59,043 --> 01:29:00,253 He's glorious. 1839 01:29:00,795 --> 01:29:01,921 (CHUCKLES) 1840 01:29:02,005 --> 01:29:03,256 I mean, he's just like you... 1841 01:29:03,423 --> 01:29:04,841 but way better. 1842 01:29:05,466 --> 01:29:06,551 (CHUCKLES) 1843 01:29:06,634 --> 01:29:08,886 Way, way better. 1844 01:29:09,053 --> 01:29:10,722 - Thank you. - No, that's not a compliment. 1845 01:29:10,930 --> 01:29:12,181 I wouldn't touch him if I were you, Buddy. 1846 01:29:12,348 --> 01:29:13,641 What do you mean you don't think I should touch him? 1847 01:29:13,808 --> 01:29:15,143 You don't mind this, do you? 1848 01:29:15,309 --> 01:29:16,978 'Cause I'm your buddy, too. 1849 01:29:17,270 --> 01:29:19,480 (SCATTING) 1850 01:29:21,107 --> 01:29:23,276 Yeah, I think he's gonna hit you. 1851 01:29:23,443 --> 01:29:24,444 He punches so hard. 1852 01:29:24,569 --> 01:29:25,570 But yet his hands are so soft. 1853 01:29:25,737 --> 01:29:27,113 - Be strong. - Okay, bye. 1854 01:29:27,280 --> 01:29:29,240 Hey, it's like I'm a feather to him. (LAUGHING) 1855 01:29:29,365 --> 01:29:30,867 - (DUDE GRUNTS) - BUDDY: Whee! 1856 01:29:30,950 --> 01:29:32,368 Ha-ha! (GROANS) 1857 01:29:32,452 --> 01:29:33,828 (DUDE GRUNTING) 1858 01:29:35,496 --> 01:29:36,664 KEITH: Oh... 1859 01:29:38,750 --> 01:29:39,751 (INHALES SHARPLY) 1860 01:29:40,334 --> 01:29:42,670 No, no, no! No! 1861 01:29:42,837 --> 01:29:45,381 Get up, Guy, get up! 1862 01:29:46,215 --> 01:29:47,592 Playtime's over. Catchphrase. 1863 01:29:47,717 --> 01:29:48,718 I don't know what that means. 1864 01:29:51,471 --> 01:29:52,805 Come on, man. Get up! 1865 01:29:52,972 --> 01:29:53,973 Get up. 1866 01:29:55,308 --> 01:29:57,935 There are three things I love in life. 1867 01:29:58,102 --> 01:30:02,565 Kickin' ass, TBD, third thing here. 1868 01:30:04,650 --> 01:30:06,027 (BOTH GRUNT) 1869 01:30:06,819 --> 01:30:08,780 - Oof! Oh, shit! - (GROANING) 1870 01:30:10,656 --> 01:30:12,200 ANTWAN: Activate death blow. 1871 01:30:12,283 --> 01:30:13,284 Bye, Guy. 1872 01:30:15,995 --> 01:30:17,622 (EXHALING SHARPLY) 1873 01:30:18,081 --> 01:30:19,957 Oh, shit, that's a death blow. 1874 01:30:22,126 --> 01:30:23,127 Get up! 1875 01:30:23,211 --> 01:30:25,671 Mum, he's coming in with a death blow! 1876 01:30:28,758 --> 01:30:29,759 Get up, Guy. 1877 01:30:32,804 --> 01:30:33,805 (DUDE GRUNTS) 1878 01:30:33,888 --> 01:30:35,723 (HEROIC MUSIC PLAYS) 1879 01:30:35,807 --> 01:30:36,891 Oh. 1880 01:30:38,893 --> 01:30:40,686 What the shit? 1881 01:30:41,604 --> 01:30:43,272 (GASPS DRAMATICALLY) 1882 01:30:45,983 --> 01:30:46,984 (DUDE GRUNTS) 1883 01:30:48,236 --> 01:30:49,487 That was dope. 1884 01:30:54,200 --> 01:30:55,660 (AIR HORN TOOTS) 1885 01:30:57,161 --> 01:30:58,454 (YELLS) 1886 01:31:05,795 --> 01:31:07,338 - Hold on. Is that-- - That's a-- 1887 01:31:07,463 --> 01:31:10,550 Yes! That's a lightsabre, Dude. 1888 01:31:10,758 --> 01:31:11,843 Mm-hmm. 1889 01:31:12,218 --> 01:31:13,511 (GUY GRUNTS) 1890 01:31:17,014 --> 01:31:18,933 - Is that a lightsabre? - It is. 1891 01:31:20,935 --> 01:31:22,270 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1892 01:31:26,858 --> 01:31:28,276 (DUDE GRUNTS) 1893 01:31:35,741 --> 01:31:37,869 (DUDE YELPING) 1894 01:31:46,836 --> 01:31:48,337 (BOTH GRUNT) 1895 01:31:49,797 --> 01:31:51,215 (GROANING) 1896 01:31:51,299 --> 01:31:52,300 (GRUNTS) 1897 01:31:52,383 --> 01:31:53,676 (GRUNTING) 1898 01:31:54,802 --> 01:31:55,803 Oh! 1899 01:32:02,310 --> 01:32:03,436 Guy! 1900 01:32:05,313 --> 01:32:06,814 - (GUY GRUNTS) - Yes! 1901 01:32:06,981 --> 01:32:09,483 Yes! That's right. Get up, Guy. Come on. 1902 01:32:09,775 --> 01:32:11,444 (STRAINED GRUNTING) 1903 01:32:13,321 --> 01:32:14,780 (GRUNTING) 1904 01:32:15,781 --> 01:32:17,241 (STRAINING) 1905 01:32:18,701 --> 01:32:20,661 (DUDE CONTINUES GRUNTING) 1906 01:32:26,209 --> 01:32:27,585 - (GASPS) - (GUY GRUNTS) 1907 01:32:27,668 --> 01:32:29,503 (BOTH GASPING) 1908 01:32:30,379 --> 01:32:31,380 GUY: There you go. 1909 01:32:32,298 --> 01:32:34,091 Do you see them all now? Yeah? 1910 01:32:34,175 --> 01:32:35,551 - Uh-huh. - GUY: Yeah? 1911 01:32:35,635 --> 01:32:38,471 Yeah, shiny things everywhere. 1912 01:32:39,889 --> 01:32:41,432 Yeah, there you go. Go get it. 1913 01:32:41,599 --> 01:32:43,434 Just lots of little snacks. 1914 01:32:43,726 --> 01:32:45,144 (UPBEAT POP ROCK SONG PLAYING) 1915 01:32:45,228 --> 01:32:46,979 (DUDE CHUCKLING) 1916 01:32:47,063 --> 01:32:50,191 Yeah, not a dancer. No. 1917 01:32:50,733 --> 01:32:52,485 Run free, better me. 1918 01:32:53,778 --> 01:32:54,946 Let's go. 1919 01:32:55,112 --> 01:32:56,572 Where are we going? 1920 01:32:56,739 --> 01:32:58,449 We can't let them get across that bridge. 1921 01:32:58,783 --> 01:33:00,243 You wanna finish this out with me? 1922 01:33:00,743 --> 01:33:03,704 Look, I don't even know what's going on, but, hell yes, I'm with you. 1923 01:33:03,788 --> 01:33:05,414 Ha-ha! 1924 01:33:05,498 --> 01:33:07,208 Let's go! 1925 01:33:22,640 --> 01:33:23,766 (MOBILE PHONE CHIMES) 1926 01:33:32,316 --> 01:33:33,567 Antwan, come on, man. 1927 01:33:33,734 --> 01:33:36,070 What are we doing here? 1928 01:33:37,238 --> 01:33:38,739 Where are the servers to Free City 1? 1929 01:33:38,906 --> 01:33:41,659 No. Antwan, what the hell are you doing? 1930 01:33:42,118 --> 01:33:45,371 If they get past that horizon to the build, I lose everything! 1931 01:33:45,788 --> 01:33:47,164 Wait, so you did steal their code. 1932 01:33:47,331 --> 01:33:49,625 ANTWAN: Welcome to the conversation, genius. 1933 01:33:49,792 --> 01:33:50,918 Now, where are those servers? 1934 01:33:51,085 --> 01:33:52,962 It's all of these, but hold on. I'm trying to wrap my head around this. 1935 01:33:53,129 --> 01:33:54,297 All these? This one? Right, this one? 1936 01:33:54,463 --> 01:33:55,673 Yeah. How did you-- 1937 01:33:57,675 --> 01:33:59,510 (ELECTRICAL WHINING) 1938 01:34:02,179 --> 01:34:03,180 Run. 1939 01:34:06,017 --> 01:34:07,310 (GRUNTING) 1940 01:34:07,977 --> 01:34:08,978 Antwan! 1941 01:34:16,235 --> 01:34:18,112 (ALL SCREAMING) 1942 01:34:19,363 --> 01:34:20,364 Stop! 1943 01:34:20,448 --> 01:34:22,074 (ALL WHIMPERING) 1944 01:34:23,409 --> 01:34:24,660 Officer Johnny! 1945 01:34:24,827 --> 01:34:26,078 - Come on! - Come on! 1946 01:34:29,415 --> 01:34:31,917 Which server has the ocean and the rest of the bridge? 1947 01:34:32,043 --> 01:34:33,044 I'm not gonna tell you. 1948 01:34:33,169 --> 01:34:34,170 You're just gonna destroy it. 1949 01:34:34,295 --> 01:34:35,546 Yeah. 'Cause it's my game. 1950 01:34:35,713 --> 01:34:38,966 Except it's not. It's Keys' game. 1951 01:34:39,133 --> 01:34:40,634 You didn't do shit. 1952 01:34:40,801 --> 01:34:43,721 And guess what? Keys is my boy. 1953 01:34:44,221 --> 01:34:45,222 Security! 1954 01:34:45,306 --> 01:34:48,768 Please escort this former employee off the premises. 1955 01:34:48,934 --> 01:34:50,936 He can call you by your real name. 1956 01:34:51,020 --> 01:34:52,021 (GRUNTING) 1957 01:35:08,662 --> 01:35:09,830 (BUDDY GASPS) 1958 01:35:10,247 --> 01:35:11,332 Guy! 1959 01:35:12,041 --> 01:35:13,793 - Buddy! Buddy! - No, no! Keep going! 1960 01:35:13,959 --> 01:35:15,378 Go without me! 1961 01:35:15,961 --> 01:35:18,005 I've been scared my whole damn life. 1962 01:35:19,632 --> 01:35:21,550 But I'm not scared anymore. 1963 01:35:24,762 --> 01:35:25,930 I'm sorry. 1964 01:35:26,680 --> 01:35:27,932 I'm not. 1965 01:35:30,851 --> 01:35:32,770 It's been the best day of my life. 1966 01:35:33,562 --> 01:35:35,356 You get to that build. 1967 01:35:36,816 --> 01:35:38,275 You show 'em we matter. 1968 01:35:44,156 --> 01:35:48,744 That security guard right there was a goddamn hero. 1969 01:35:48,828 --> 01:35:51,288 (SLOW VERSION OF FANTASY PLAYING) 1970 01:36:00,047 --> 01:36:01,632 (ALL SCREAMING) 1971 01:36:05,386 --> 01:36:06,595 (CONTINUES GRUNTING) 1972 01:36:38,878 --> 01:36:40,045 (SONG FADES) 1973 01:37:02,943 --> 01:37:05,196 (SONG RESUMES) 1974 01:37:05,362 --> 01:37:07,114 (ALL CHEERING) 1975 01:37:28,761 --> 01:37:31,805 You did it! (GRUNTS, CHEERS) 1976 01:37:40,147 --> 01:37:41,732 Yes! Yes! 1977 01:37:41,899 --> 01:37:44,235 Suck it, Antwan! Whoo! 1978 01:37:45,778 --> 01:37:47,238 Antwan, stop! 1979 01:37:48,072 --> 01:37:49,323 It's over. 1980 01:37:51,575 --> 01:37:53,202 He made it. 1981 01:37:53,369 --> 01:37:56,872 Got your game's original build out there for everyone to see. 1982 01:37:57,373 --> 01:37:58,958 Probably win your lawsuit, huh? 1983 01:37:59,667 --> 01:38:00,668 Looks likely. 1984 01:38:00,834 --> 01:38:02,044 Cool. 1985 01:38:02,461 --> 01:38:06,173 And here's the thing, bro. Here's the thing. 1986 01:38:06,340 --> 01:38:09,134 Right here, I've got everything you care about. 1987 01:38:09,301 --> 01:38:13,180 The sliver that's left of Free City, all your little background friends. 1988 01:38:13,347 --> 01:38:15,641 Including your digital boyfriend, 1989 01:38:16,475 --> 01:38:17,601 Last server. 1990 01:38:18,686 --> 01:38:23,649 Look, I just want the world that I built and the people in it. 1991 01:38:23,816 --> 01:38:25,234 What's in it for Antwan? 1992 01:38:25,401 --> 01:38:26,527 Everything else. 1993 01:38:26,694 --> 01:38:28,654 Meaning? Pretend I'm dumb. 1994 01:38:28,737 --> 01:38:30,906 You have the rights to our code, keep all the profits, 1995 01:38:31,073 --> 01:38:32,783 just give me what's left of Free City. 1996 01:38:33,242 --> 01:38:35,119 Let me build my own world from there. 1997 01:38:35,286 --> 01:38:38,956 What about Free City 2? Free City 3? 1998 01:38:39,123 --> 01:38:40,624 And all pursuant spin-offs? 1999 01:38:40,791 --> 01:38:43,502 All yours. Just put down the axe. 2000 01:38:43,919 --> 01:38:46,422 You know that this is, like, the dumbest deal 2001 01:38:46,505 --> 01:38:47,965 in the history of dumb deals, right? 2002 01:38:49,091 --> 01:38:51,218 I mean, you're talking about giving up millions of dollars. 2003 01:38:51,385 --> 01:38:53,345 Why would anyone do that? 2004 01:38:53,512 --> 01:38:55,723 'Cause Keys and I made something great. 2005 01:38:58,017 --> 01:39:00,477 And I don't need money or fame to prove that to myself. 2006 01:39:00,936 --> 01:39:03,856 I'm done playing your game, Antwan. 2007 01:39:06,150 --> 01:39:08,277 It's time I played mine. 2008 01:39:09,445 --> 01:39:10,738 Deal? 2009 01:39:20,164 --> 01:39:22,041 LARA: Popping today and not in a good way. 2010 01:39:22,207 --> 01:39:24,710 Sales for Free City 2 continue to slip 2011 01:39:24,877 --> 01:39:29,006 with numerous reports of bugs in the code and lagging online play. 2012 01:39:29,173 --> 01:39:31,550 Embattled Soonami game founder Antwan Hovachelik 2013 01:39:31,634 --> 01:39:32,760 finds himself in the crosshairs. 2014 01:39:32,926 --> 01:39:34,261 Crosshairs. 2015 01:39:34,428 --> 01:39:36,055 He's in the crosshairs and embattled. (CHUCKLES) 2016 01:39:36,221 --> 01:39:37,306 We're too busy to gloat. 2017 01:39:37,473 --> 01:39:39,475 - I'm a victim! I'm a victim! - (KEYS AND MILLIE LAUGH) 2018 01:39:39,642 --> 01:39:41,477 Speaking of busy, we just doubled 2019 01:39:41,560 --> 01:39:43,479 the amount of unique visitors we can handle. 2020 01:39:43,646 --> 01:39:44,647 It's amazing. 2021 01:39:44,772 --> 01:39:46,106 Who'd have thought that so many people 2022 01:39:46,273 --> 01:39:49,234 would just wanna watch video game characters instead of shoot at them? 2023 01:39:49,818 --> 01:39:50,944 BOTH: Hmm. 2024 01:39:51,779 --> 01:39:52,780 Oh, yeah, we did. 2025 01:39:52,905 --> 01:39:54,615 Yeah. (LAUGHING) 2026 01:39:55,908 --> 01:39:58,285 You know, you're pretty cute when you brag. 2027 01:39:58,619 --> 01:39:59,828 ANTWAN: Antwan out! 2028 01:39:59,995 --> 01:40:01,622 LARA: Meanwhile, the game Free Life 2029 01:40:01,705 --> 01:40:04,166 is quickly becoming the little indie that could. 2030 01:40:04,333 --> 01:40:07,711 Players are swarming to this observational, fishbowl game 2031 01:40:07,878 --> 01:40:10,798 where they interact peacefully with the one and only Blue Shirt Guy 2032 01:40:10,964 --> 01:40:14,009 and his now no-longer-in-the-background a digital friend. 2033 01:40:14,093 --> 01:40:15,094 Uh, hey, Mills-- 2034 01:40:17,554 --> 01:40:19,723 Do you wanna come grab a coffee with me? 2035 01:40:20,140 --> 01:40:22,267 Actually, I'm gonna jump back into the game. 2036 01:40:24,103 --> 01:40:26,021 - Oh. - (WHISPERS) Coffee? 2037 01:40:26,605 --> 01:40:28,399 Okay. Yeah. Sounds good. 2038 01:40:28,941 --> 01:40:30,401 I'll just, uh, grab you one. 2039 01:40:31,026 --> 01:40:32,027 Oh, Keys, uh-- 2040 01:40:32,194 --> 01:40:33,696 I know, medium coffee, cream, two sugars. 2041 01:40:33,862 --> 01:40:34,905 Yeah. 2042 01:40:45,165 --> 01:40:47,418 GUY: Hi, Randy. Milton. 2043 01:40:49,920 --> 01:40:51,004 MILLIE: Hmm. 2044 01:40:51,880 --> 01:40:53,424 GUY: I was wondering when I'd see you again. 2045 01:40:53,507 --> 01:40:54,717 (MILLIE CHUCKLES) 2046 01:40:54,800 --> 01:40:56,719 MILLIE: Yeah, life has been pretty crazy lately. 2047 01:40:57,219 --> 01:40:58,345 You should see it in here. 2048 01:40:58,512 --> 01:41:00,723 We're talkin' free bubble gum ice cream for life. 2049 01:41:00,806 --> 01:41:02,516 Wow. (CHUCKLES) 2050 01:41:05,018 --> 01:41:06,019 GUY: Hey, guys. 2051 01:41:16,071 --> 01:41:17,865 Look, Guy-- 2052 01:41:18,073 --> 01:41:20,242 Wow, this is harder than I thought. 2053 01:41:20,993 --> 01:41:22,661 Then let me do it for you. 2054 01:41:23,454 --> 01:41:24,997 Guy, 2055 01:41:27,583 --> 01:41:30,961 you are dreamy. 2056 01:41:31,044 --> 01:41:32,337 (CHUCKLES) 2057 01:41:32,421 --> 01:41:37,009 Your taste in blue shirts and five-octave musical superstars, 2058 01:41:37,176 --> 01:41:41,388 it's deeply, deeply attractive to me. 2059 01:41:41,555 --> 01:41:43,682 But I can't keep spending all my time with you. 2060 01:41:44,266 --> 01:41:49,188 I created this world, but I can't live my life in it. 2061 01:41:53,859 --> 01:41:56,320 See? Was that so hard? 2062 01:41:57,404 --> 01:41:59,239 So, what are you gonna do? 2063 01:42:00,240 --> 01:42:02,868 Anything I want. Thanks to you. 2064 01:42:04,244 --> 01:42:05,788 I'm not stuck in a loop any more. 2065 01:42:05,954 --> 01:42:07,456 Neither are you. 2066 01:42:09,833 --> 01:42:11,543 I love you, Millie. 2067 01:42:12,711 --> 01:42:16,006 Maybe that is my programming talking, but, guess what, 2068 01:42:17,382 --> 01:42:19,593 someone wrote that program. 2069 01:42:21,804 --> 01:42:23,847 I'm just a love letter to you. 2070 01:42:24,890 --> 01:42:27,309 Somewhere out there is the author. 2071 01:42:28,727 --> 01:42:30,020 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 2072 01:42:34,191 --> 01:42:35,192 (GASPS) 2073 01:42:35,275 --> 01:42:36,401 (GASPS) 2074 01:42:38,445 --> 01:42:39,655 (TYPING) 2075 01:42:45,452 --> 01:42:49,206 You brought him to life. You brought him to life. 2076 01:42:49,373 --> 01:42:51,416 And he was alive because he met the one person 2077 01:42:51,500 --> 01:42:53,043 he'd been waiting for his whole life. 2078 01:42:53,210 --> 01:42:56,421 And I had to make it realistic, so 2079 01:42:57,673 --> 01:42:59,508 I based it off of 2080 01:43:01,301 --> 01:43:02,302 you. 2081 01:43:04,471 --> 01:43:06,390 The woman of his dreams, 2082 01:43:09,184 --> 01:43:10,936 she was the same as mine. 2083 01:43:11,103 --> 01:43:14,398 So she liked bubble gum ice cream and swing sets 2084 01:43:14,565 --> 01:43:18,402 and she had this very cute but oddly specific habit 2085 01:43:18,569 --> 01:43:21,113 of always humming this classic Mariah Carey track. 2086 01:43:22,155 --> 01:43:25,200 Like, all the time, she would repeat. 2087 01:43:28,453 --> 01:43:29,454 Finally! 2088 01:43:36,253 --> 01:43:37,254 Keys! 2089 01:43:45,470 --> 01:43:47,139 What are you-- 2090 01:44:23,008 --> 01:44:24,301 (PEGASUS WHINNIES) 2091 01:44:28,055 --> 01:44:29,514 You okay, little guy Guy? 2092 01:44:29,932 --> 01:44:31,725 You seem adjective. 2093 01:44:31,892 --> 01:44:34,519 I'm great. I'm great. You could put me down, by the way. 2094 01:44:34,686 --> 01:44:36,355 Thank you. That was nice. 2095 01:44:36,521 --> 01:44:39,983 No, I'm great. You're great, Dude. 2096 01:44:41,485 --> 01:44:43,236 I just miss my best friend. 2097 01:44:43,445 --> 01:44:44,446 (DUDE SIGHS) 2098 01:44:44,863 --> 01:44:47,866 We used to do the same walk together every day. 2099 01:44:48,033 --> 01:44:51,328 Except he wore a shirt. And could complete a full sentence. 2100 01:44:51,495 --> 01:44:53,205 I can bench press a sentence. 2101 01:44:53,288 --> 01:44:56,792 (LAUGHS) Yeah, that's totally not the same thing at all. 2102 01:44:56,875 --> 01:44:59,002 (LAUGHS LOUDLY) Harder laughter! 2103 01:44:59,711 --> 01:45:00,712 Oh. 2104 01:45:00,796 --> 01:45:01,964 Guy? 2105 01:45:04,675 --> 01:45:06,510 - Buddy! - No! 2106 01:45:06,677 --> 01:45:07,844 Oh, my God! Guy! 2107 01:45:08,011 --> 01:45:09,429 Buddy! I thought I'd lost you! 2108 01:45:09,513 --> 01:45:10,514 You didn't! 2109 01:45:10,639 --> 01:45:12,849 One minute, I'm running on a crazy bridge to nowhere, 2110 01:45:13,016 --> 01:45:15,268 thinkin' my sweet mundane life is over. 2111 01:45:15,435 --> 01:45:18,021 The next minute, I'm like in some type of flyin' 2112 01:45:18,188 --> 01:45:20,190 and some, like, fairy dust, pixie dust, 2113 01:45:20,357 --> 01:45:24,111 and then I plopped down into this slice of heaven. 2114 01:45:24,277 --> 01:45:26,947 - Man, I love it here. - (BOTH CHUCKLE) 2115 01:45:27,030 --> 01:45:29,324 In fact, a couple of days ago, I rode a centaur. 2116 01:45:29,491 --> 01:45:30,575 Now, it might sound weird, 2117 01:45:30,742 --> 01:45:34,121 I took a piggyback ride on a half-dude and a half-horse, 2118 01:45:34,287 --> 01:45:36,540 whatever a centaur is, I did it. 2119 01:45:36,707 --> 01:45:38,000 I rode a dude, too! 2120 01:45:38,166 --> 01:45:39,376 Friendly gesture! 2121 01:45:39,543 --> 01:45:40,711 So friendly! 2122 01:45:41,169 --> 01:45:42,504 Come on, bring it in! 2123 01:45:42,713 --> 01:45:44,006 - Are we gonna hug? - I'm coming for you! 2124 01:45:44,172 --> 01:45:45,340 - No, you're not. I'm coming for you. - Yes, I am! 2125 01:45:45,507 --> 01:45:46,675 You come here! I'm coming to you! 2126 01:45:46,842 --> 01:45:48,468 I'm reeling you in. I'm reeling you in. 2127 01:45:48,552 --> 01:45:49,928 (BOTH LAUGHING) 2128 01:45:51,680 --> 01:45:53,140 Buddy, I missed you! 2129 01:45:53,306 --> 01:45:55,308 Hey, so where's the bank? 2130 01:45:56,810 --> 01:45:58,061 There is no bank. 2131 01:45:58,228 --> 01:45:59,479 So what do we do? 2132 01:45:59,855 --> 01:46:01,898 Whatever we want. 2133 01:46:04,693 --> 01:46:06,611 - (GUY CHUCKLES) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 2134 01:46:06,778 --> 01:46:08,822 (FANTASY BY MARIAH CAREY PLAYING) 2135 01:46:10,824 --> 01:46:12,576 GUY: Hey, guys. CENTAUR: Hey, Guy. 149557