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Yeah, I may be
thinking about a career change.
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I'm really only passionate
about what I do after work.
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You know, I feel like
I can tell you anything.
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What's that?
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Oh, right, my order.
Let's see.
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I could just get ramen again,
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But then I'm kind of in the mood
for rice balls.
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But then there are
so many options!
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- What's that?
- You're right, the ramen.
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It's judy!
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I'm in here!
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Oh, sorry.
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Working late again, huh? Yeah.
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So...
Hey.
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A group of us
are grabbing drinks.
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Wow!
I would love to.
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But I have some other stuff
I have to get to.
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Y-you can just say
you find me repulsive.
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I don't find you repulsive!
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I've just got this other thing.
It's, like, volunteer work.
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Ohh.
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Someday, judy, you won't
have to pretend anymore
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That you're just
a corporate lawyer,
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That you don't watch the workday
tick by
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Until you can slip out,
under cover of night,
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To save the city as...
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...The city as...
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Birdgirl!
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Time for work!
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Although they do say,
if you love what you do,
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You'll never have to
work a leg
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Into your pants.
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Aaah!
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Oh, thank god.
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Aah!
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Oh, my god, oh, my god,
oh, my god, oh, my god.
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♪ Who's the girl
that saves the world? ♪
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♪ Hey!
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Birdgirl!
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Aaaaaah!
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Slam!
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No more playing with matches.
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Whoa!
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Aah!
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No texts, no wrecks.
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Uh,
that's judy's.
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You're welcome!
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Phil ken sebben...
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...is dead.
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So that's why
he didn't text me back.
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The forecast,
mostly sunny skies today.
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Hey, handsome,
want to come live in my purse?
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Ow!
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Just... just in the purse, now.
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Phil ken sebben,
known to millions as daddy,
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Took a mom-and-pop
law firm
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And built it into
a multinational conglomerate
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That makes all the things
no one else will.
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But phil
was most famous
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For one thing
he never accomplished...
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Choosing a successor
to run his company.
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Now the world
waits to see
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Who will lead
sebben & sebben worldwide.
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Find judy ken sebben...
Now.
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It's 3:00 a.M., sir.
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Right, right.
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Uh, wait till 9:00...
Or 8:00.
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Is 8:00 too early?
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Yeah, 9:00.
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Which says
"confident and decisive" to you,
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Harbor gray or slate gray?
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Château, campfire smoke?
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Ooh, maybe thunder sky,
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Or is that
screaming for attention?
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Oh, god, they're all so gray!
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He's not dead,
everyone.
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He's done this before.
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I have sort of grieved his
might-have deaths so many times,
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I refuse to kind of
fall for it again.
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Sorry, daddy... Ish.
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They found this.
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Burnt mushrooms.
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Some box wine.
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It's him.
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He has
a hundred eye patches!
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Here's his foot.
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Oh, daddy!
No!
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What if... It's true?
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Daddy?
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Not daddy.
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We all know
there's no replacing phil,
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But in the event
of his death,
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He insisted we use
this impersonator.
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Everybody get in here.
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Phil loved this guy.
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I'm here to announce
a successor.
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The next ceo of sebben & sebben
is...
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Birdgirl!
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Birdgirl? That phil.
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It's an unconventional choice,
but makes sense.
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He always did
love birdgirl.
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Why birdgirl,
you ask?
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Well, she never stops,
she's an arrow in motion,
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She's phil
in womanly form.
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In fact, there really is
no other woman on earth
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Who embodies phil
as much as birdgirl.
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I can't believe he chose
birdgirl over me.
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Which is why he left you
all his stock,
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Making you
the majority shareholder.
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It's on
the gift card.
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Now let's bring her out...
Your new ceo, birdgirl!
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One, two, birdgirl!
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Yeah, I said it...
Birdgirl!
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This guy is good.
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Birdgirl!
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Birdgirl!
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Birdgirl!
Yeah.
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Birdgirl!
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Birdgirl!
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Paging birdgirl!
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Here to save
the company!
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And we have
a successor.
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You're not supposed to
stand on the table.
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Birdgirl!
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Hi.
Can you open this?
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Um, it's the ceo's office,
actually.
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Uh,
I am the ceo.
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So how come
you're not in the office?
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Because it's locked.
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Well, I need approval
to unlock it. From?
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The ceo.
Duh.
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Whoa.
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Thanks for
unlocking it.
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Well,
you are the ceo.
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"If you need anything,
press and talk.
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It's an intercom.
Your assistant, gillian."
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Uh, yes, gillian.
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It's gil-ian, hard g,
as in "gatekeeper."
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Got it.
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Hard g.
Nice one.
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Thanks.
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Now I forgot why I would...
Oh, right.
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Can you
get me meredith?
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Aah!
Don't do that!
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Well, you wanted to see me.
Here I am.
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Big news...
I am the new...
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Blee-ooh-oop!
New ceo.
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So I'm promoting...
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Me to general manager.
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Of sebben & sebben.
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Reporting to you.
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Just because
you can mindtake
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Doesn't mean you have to.
Blee-ooh-oop.
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I'm not a truck backing
up. It's not "blee-ooh-oop."
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It's "blee-ooh-oop."
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That's what I said,
"blee-ooh-oop."
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You're not even trying.
Blee-ooh-oop.
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Bloo-eh.
Blee-ooh-oop.
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The first "b"
is silent.
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Boo-oop.
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Hey, so, I'm sorry
about your dad.
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Uh, as you know,
I'm bad at emotions.
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But, uh, the guy
at the kiosk downstairs
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Says this one's
fairly effective
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At, uh, filling the gap
in your soul, or whatever.
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Thanks.
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I'll make sure to give this
to judy when I see her.
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You can drop the act.
It's me.
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Are you okay?
I'm terrific!
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Phil's gone,
which sucks,
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But he chose birdgirl
as ceo,
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Which means he saw me
as executive material!
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Judy,
not so much.
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Hey, don't be so hard
on her... yourself.
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Phil also gave you,
judy,
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The majority
of the company stock.
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I can totally see
why phil chose birdgirl.
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Judy just doesn't
have it. Have what?
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A big swinging
dick! Uh, wait. What?
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Everything's grays with judy.
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Not black and white like
phil and me.
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Why isn't this working?
Did you open it?
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We cut to the chase,
call it like we see it,
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Find him, him,
and forget him.
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Blee-ooh-oop!
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I just need to talk to judy
for one second.
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Hey, mer. Look,
your dad just died.
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How about you take a breath
and process that?
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We'll both do it.
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Okay, you'll do that
by yourself.
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You know, mer, I didn't even
get to tell him that I love him.
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Somebody needs saving!
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Enjoyed our chat.
It really helped!
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Mm-hmm.
Did it, though?
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Sorry I'm late,
everyone,
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But my last thing
ran a little long.
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Can you put this
in my office?
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So, uh,
let's get started.
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While judy knows
you all,
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Our new ceo, birdgirl,
has never met most of us.
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I'm meredith.
I'm general manager.
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Hi.
I'm charlie, head of pr.
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Great to meet you,
and great jumpsuit.
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I can't pull them off
personally,
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But I admire
a woman who can.
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I'm dog with bucket hat,
and I run security.
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I know a thing or two
about security.
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You and me,
beers later.
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I'm, uh,
in recovery.
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Hey, it's scot with one t.
I run manufacturing.
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- Next!
- Human waste.
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Brian o'brien...
Human waste.
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Alright,
sit down, brian.
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For the last time,
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No one wants to hear your weird,
dangerous idea.
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Weird and dangerous?
I'm intrigued.
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Well... you are?!
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Well, uh,
I'd like to introduce
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What could be sebben & sebben's
newest product.
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It takes
the farm-to-table concept,
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Replaces table with mouth,
and quintuples profit.
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It's farm to mouth
to toilet.
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I give you the calypsis.
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Ms. Birdgirl, have you ever
had to choose between eating
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Or going
to the bathroom?
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Only, like,
all the time!
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Now you don't have to.
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With the
calypsis system,
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Simply order from our selection
of farm-fresh meals,
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And we deliver it
right to your busy life.
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And when
you're finished...
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...Your waste is heat-molded
into fertilizer
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And shipped back to the farm to
grow more food.
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Farm to mouth to toilet
and back to farm.
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Try some
of our produce.
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And one
for our ce... oh.
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Dog with bucket hat:
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This literally
tastes like shit.
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And I know.
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Ah, the park.
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I wouldn't expect you
to understand,
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You m-mental
I-little people!
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Bri, bri, do not have
a calyp-shit fit.
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Calypsis,
let's roll.
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It's called improv,
bri.
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Two years,
Tuesday company.
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Our 401s are tied
to sebben & sebben stock,
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But with
little miss break shit up
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Trashing the city,
she's tanking the price.
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I'm retiring at 45,
meredith.
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It's in my life planner.
I'll talk to her.
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Great idea.
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Or...
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You,
keep it in the office.
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I... Will?
256
00:11:03,093 --> 00:11:06,413
Oh, when we ran the tests,
the veggies tasted fine.
257
00:11:06,497 --> 00:11:09,283
Well,
now it tastes like shit.
258
00:11:09,367 --> 00:11:10,817
This is
my ticket out of here
259
00:11:10,901 --> 00:11:12,219
And straight
to the top of the company!
260
00:11:12,303 --> 00:11:13,420
Fix it!
261
00:11:13,504 --> 00:11:15,155
What's the matter,
calypsis?
262
00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:16,423
Talk to me,
baby.
263
00:11:16,507 --> 00:11:17,758
Aah!
264
00:11:17,842 --> 00:11:19,426
Oh, god, no.
265
00:11:23,113 --> 00:11:25,832
Oh, christ Jesus!
266
00:11:39,930 --> 00:11:41,181
Mmm.
267
00:11:41,265 --> 00:11:43,784
I finally get
why they're a fruit.
268
00:11:47,938 --> 00:11:50,457
Just checking in!
269
00:11:50,541 --> 00:11:52,059
This one!
270
00:11:54,612 --> 00:11:57,664
I approve!
271
00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:06,240
I'm actually
having thoughts about you
272
00:12:06,324 --> 00:12:07,507
In my head
right now.
273
00:12:07,591 --> 00:12:08,776
That's not ignoring.
274
00:12:08,860 --> 00:12:10,711
I'm used to being ignored.
275
00:12:10,795 --> 00:12:13,113
Stuck down in the basement
in the waste lab.
276
00:12:13,197 --> 00:12:14,248
Animal waste?
277
00:12:14,332 --> 00:12:15,716
Human.
278
00:12:18,269 --> 00:12:20,520
Oh,
you almost had me.
279
00:12:22,740 --> 00:12:24,414
I got cake!
280
00:12:24,942 --> 00:12:26,727
Ms. Birdgirl?
281
00:12:26,811 --> 00:12:28,729
I-I just need five
minutes. You got one.
282
00:12:28,813 --> 00:12:30,464
Okay,
y-you got to believe me,
283
00:12:30,548 --> 00:12:31,799
T-the toilet works.
284
00:12:31,883 --> 00:12:33,734
Give me the go-ahead,
and we'll be swimming in...
285
00:12:33,818 --> 00:12:35,736
Shh!
Have some cake, relax.
286
00:12:35,820 --> 00:12:38,205
I love your project.
You do?
287
00:12:38,289 --> 00:12:39,607
Boss,
I know you were distracted
288
00:12:39,691 --> 00:12:41,742
During the calypsis meeting,
but there was a hiccup.
289
00:12:41,826 --> 00:12:44,144
Maybe just taste this
cucumber. Don't need to!
290
00:12:44,228 --> 00:12:45,908
Anybody gives you flak,
you show them this.
291
00:12:47,165 --> 00:12:49,083
That'll be
worth money someday.
292
00:12:49,167 --> 00:12:50,550
It will?
293
00:12:52,837 --> 00:12:54,354
Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey!
294
00:12:54,438 --> 00:12:55,756
What, what,
what, what, what?
295
00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:59,159
Can you just calm down
and, you know, be a ceo?
296
00:12:59,243 --> 00:13:01,561
I have been in the office
for 67 minutes,
297
00:13:01,645 --> 00:13:03,297
And people
are loving it!
298
00:13:03,381 --> 00:13:04,765
Is the birthday guy
loving it
299
00:13:04,849 --> 00:13:07,101
Or the bombing victims
on 26?
300
00:13:07,185 --> 00:13:10,570
Look, I know birdgirl has
a unique leadership style,
301
00:13:10,654 --> 00:13:13,240
But she can't
run the company alone.
302
00:13:13,324 --> 00:13:14,574
We need judy.
303
00:13:14,658 --> 00:13:17,327
But phil chose
birdgirl. Hey... oh!
304
00:13:19,397 --> 00:13:21,782
Uh, yo,
card guy, uh,
305
00:13:21,866 --> 00:13:23,784
I bought a defective
sympathy card from you.
306
00:13:23,868 --> 00:13:25,585
You need to fix it. Let
me just turn you around.
307
00:13:25,669 --> 00:13:28,255
Ohh! My god, I
do need to fix this.
308
00:13:28,339 --> 00:13:29,790
The knot
in your shoulder...
309
00:13:29,874 --> 00:13:31,391
Ohh!
...Is ginormo.
310
00:13:31,475 --> 00:13:33,127
Ohh!
Hashtag me knot.
311
00:13:33,211 --> 00:13:34,328
You!
Okay.
312
00:13:35,613 --> 00:13:37,465
Mm-hmm.
313
00:13:37,549 --> 00:13:38,799
Executive touch!
314
00:13:38,883 --> 00:13:40,334
Soothe! Heal!
315
00:13:40,418 --> 00:13:41,601
Relax! Unwind!
316
00:13:41,685 --> 00:13:43,337
Honey, honey,
"executive touch"
317
00:13:43,421 --> 00:13:45,405
Means something different
in massage-speak.
318
00:13:45,489 --> 00:13:47,341
Ugh!
319
00:13:47,425 --> 00:13:48,542
Whoa!
320
00:13:48,626 --> 00:13:50,410
That vag
attacked my client.
321
00:13:51,696 --> 00:13:54,414
So,
birdgirl isn't working out.
322
00:13:54,498 --> 00:13:56,550
Can't you just
mindtake her and...
323
00:13:56,634 --> 00:13:58,686
Zip it.
Oh.
324
00:13:58,770 --> 00:14:00,420
I just
don't know what to do.
325
00:14:00,504 --> 00:14:02,422
She isn't
dealing with phil's death.
326
00:14:02,506 --> 00:14:04,959
Well,
he was her father.
327
00:14:05,043 --> 00:14:06,293
What?!
328
00:14:06,377 --> 00:14:09,096
Phil ken sebben
was birdgirl's dad,
329
00:14:09,180 --> 00:14:11,631
And something
about mindtaking?
330
00:14:11,715 --> 00:14:13,834
Oh, my god!
331
00:14:13,918 --> 00:14:15,836
And now
he knows everything.
332
00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:17,237
Better read him in.
333
00:14:17,321 --> 00:14:18,372
What's your name?
334
00:14:18,456 --> 00:14:20,574
It's paul,
of the syracuse pauls.
335
00:14:20,658 --> 00:14:23,443
You know not
when you may be summoned, but...
336
00:14:23,527 --> 00:14:25,579
These junior pilot
plastic wings
337
00:14:25,663 --> 00:14:28,648
Are both an honor
and a responsibility.
338
00:14:28,732 --> 00:14:30,250
Better not screw it up.
339
00:14:30,334 --> 00:14:32,987
I mean, can I fly now?
340
00:14:33,071 --> 00:14:35,122
Yeah, sure.
Why not?
341
00:14:35,206 --> 00:14:36,324
Good morning.
342
00:14:36,408 --> 00:14:38,326
Since launching
this ad campaign,
343
00:14:38,410 --> 00:14:40,194
We've been getting pre-orders
out the ass.
344
00:14:40,278 --> 00:14:42,758
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You're taking pre-orders?
345
00:14:42,843 --> 00:14:44,264
Uh, are you sure you got
all the kinks worked out?
346
00:14:44,348 --> 00:14:45,665
Ow!
347
00:14:45,749 --> 00:14:48,402
Worked out enough
to get the ceo's approval.
348
00:14:48,486 --> 00:14:52,006
Sebben & sebben hasn't had this
many orders for anything ever.
349
00:14:52,090 --> 00:14:55,058
This is the kind of leadership
this company needs.
350
00:14:59,230 --> 00:15:01,481
I can't cover for her anymore.
She's never here.
351
00:15:01,565 --> 00:15:02,682
And when
she is here,
352
00:15:02,766 --> 00:15:06,086
She's using c-4
to unclog the printer.
353
00:15:06,170 --> 00:15:08,488
Look, I appreciate
what you've been doing.
354
00:15:08,572 --> 00:15:10,490
I know
we're used to laughing at brian,
355
00:15:10,574 --> 00:15:12,092
But this toilet thing,
356
00:15:12,176 --> 00:15:14,428
It's so crazy,
it just might work,
357
00:15:14,512 --> 00:15:16,430
Because crazy things
usually work.
358
00:15:16,514 --> 00:15:18,165
You need
to find your girl.
359
00:15:18,249 --> 00:15:19,700
I think brian's gonna call
a proxy meeting.
360
00:15:19,784 --> 00:15:21,835
What's that mean?
How should I know?
361
00:15:21,919 --> 00:15:23,503
I'm a goddamn dog.
362
00:15:25,256 --> 00:15:27,441
Zip it up, back there!
Zip it!
363
00:15:31,195 --> 00:15:32,646
No, no,
I do not accept!
364
00:15:32,730 --> 00:15:34,514
I refuse
to be blee-ooped.
365
00:15:34,598 --> 00:15:36,399
You're giving me
no choice.
366
00:15:38,069 --> 00:15:40,721
Give
me my arms back, mer.
367
00:15:46,344 --> 00:15:48,729
Ugh. Where am I?
368
00:15:48,813 --> 00:15:50,530
Is this a palace?
369
00:15:50,614 --> 00:15:52,132
It's like a palace.
370
00:15:52,216 --> 00:15:54,268
It has 36 rooms
and a laundry in the basement,
371
00:15:54,352 --> 00:15:56,136
But most people
call them apartments now.
372
00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:59,355
I need to
talk to judy, so I'm going in.
373
00:16:01,092 --> 00:16:02,276
Oh, hey, mer.
374
00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:03,744
Since I was a kid,
375
00:16:03,828 --> 00:16:06,013
The only way I could get him
to pay attention to me
376
00:16:06,097 --> 00:16:08,682
Was to do crazy,
impulsive stuff as birdgirl.
377
00:16:08,766 --> 00:16:11,752
Because he was crazy
and impulsive.
378
00:16:11,836 --> 00:16:13,153
Yeah, kinda.
379
00:16:13,237 --> 00:16:14,488
And then
after a while,
380
00:16:14,572 --> 00:16:16,556
I got so addicted
to his approval,
381
00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:19,559
Judy just sort of
took a backseat.
382
00:16:19,643 --> 00:16:22,162
And now
it all just makes me...
383
00:16:22,246 --> 00:16:23,363
Sad?
384
00:16:23,447 --> 00:16:25,032
Yeah!
385
00:16:25,116 --> 00:16:28,035
Wow, my dad
sort of sucked as a dad.
386
00:16:28,119 --> 00:16:30,104
But whatever he did
made you,
387
00:16:30,188 --> 00:16:34,442
And you're... So...
Very... Adequate.
388
00:16:41,866 --> 00:16:43,383
There's a board meeting
389
00:16:43,467 --> 00:16:45,653
To replace birdgirl
with brian o'brien as ceo!
390
00:16:45,737 --> 00:16:47,587
Let's go.
391
00:16:47,671 --> 00:16:49,323
Ohh!
392
00:16:49,407 --> 00:16:50,658
Oh, no, no, no.
393
00:16:53,477 --> 00:16:56,464
I've put my blood, sweat, tears,
and into this company
394
00:16:56,548 --> 00:16:58,359
To drive success!
395
00:16:58,444 --> 00:17:00,000
I've given you this!
396
00:17:00,084 --> 00:17:02,670
What has birdgirl given you?!
Let's vote.
397
00:17:02,754 --> 00:17:04,404
All those in favor
398
00:17:04,488 --> 00:17:07,341
Of naming brian o'brien
the new ceo, say "aye."
399
00:17:07,425 --> 00:17:09,409
Aye. Aye.
Aye. Aye.
400
00:17:09,493 --> 00:17:10,611
Nay!
Nay!
401
00:17:10,695 --> 00:17:12,012
Oh, yeah!
402
00:17:15,633 --> 00:17:16,750
What now?
403
00:17:16,834 --> 00:17:18,418
I'm gonna do
the right thing...
404
00:17:18,502 --> 00:17:20,542
Go down to his office
and congratulate that asshole.
405
00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:27,027
Hey, brian,
I-I'm not here to suck up to you
406
00:17:27,111 --> 00:17:28,696
Because you're ceo now.
I'm not, okay?
407
00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:31,365
In fact, I'm here because
I treated you badly
408
00:17:31,449 --> 00:17:33,282
And I'm asking
for forgiveness, okay?
409
00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:36,370
Taste pipe,
shit brick!
410
00:17:36,454 --> 00:17:38,105
Aah!
411
00:17:38,189 --> 00:17:39,507
That's your cue
412
00:17:39,591 --> 00:17:41,642
To shove him down
that ridiculously small hole.
413
00:17:41,726 --> 00:17:43,043
Aaah!
414
00:17:43,127 --> 00:17:44,244
Aaah!
415
00:17:52,203 --> 00:17:54,188
Huh?
I saw everything!
416
00:17:54,272 --> 00:17:56,657
Shut the lid
and step away from the bowl!
417
00:17:56,741 --> 00:17:59,793
Sic 'em.
418
00:17:59,877 --> 00:18:02,196
My god, I thought you were
smart technology.
419
00:18:07,351 --> 00:18:09,269
Blee-oop, blee-oop.
420
00:18:09,353 --> 00:18:10,470
What?
421
00:18:10,554 --> 00:18:11,671
I'm at
the veggie shawarma place.
422
00:18:11,755 --> 00:18:13,073
You know how they are
about phones.
423
00:18:13,157 --> 00:18:15,075
I know you said birdgirl sucks
as a ceo,
424
00:18:15,159 --> 00:18:17,277
But you didn't say
she sucks!
425
00:18:17,361 --> 00:18:19,679
How could you let her approve
a man-eating toilet?
426
00:18:19,763 --> 00:18:21,481
Wait.
I thought it just ate waste.
427
00:18:21,565 --> 00:18:24,218
Um, that's every toilet.
This one eats people!
428
00:18:24,302 --> 00:18:27,621
Now do you see why it's good
to have judy around sometimes?
429
00:18:27,705 --> 00:18:30,139
Aah, aah!
Oh, my god!
430
00:18:31,309 --> 00:18:32,826
I'll take that
to go.
431
00:18:37,581 --> 00:18:38,766
It's escaped.
432
00:18:38,850 --> 00:18:40,634
My god,
what have you done?
433
00:18:40,718 --> 00:18:42,702
Pretty sure
this is on you.
434
00:18:46,791 --> 00:18:48,708
You can do this, judy.
435
00:18:51,929 --> 00:18:54,314
Then again,
some jobs call for birdgirl.
436
00:18:54,398 --> 00:18:56,650
Can we do this
without things getting weird?
437
00:18:56,734 --> 00:18:58,185
No problem on my end.
438
00:18:58,269 --> 00:19:00,120
That wasn't super convincing.
439
00:19:00,204 --> 00:19:01,321
Let's roll.
440
00:19:02,540 --> 00:19:04,191
Birdgirl needs our help!
441
00:19:05,195 --> 00:19:07,505
He'll be summoned.
He knows not when.
442
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:11,131
Hey, I've still got
3 1/2 minutes on my swedish!
443
00:19:11,215 --> 00:19:14,402
Find somebody else
to touch your back fat!
444
00:19:24,562 --> 00:19:27,347
I am the master of human waste!
445
00:19:27,431 --> 00:19:29,549
Human waste, human waste!
446
00:19:29,633 --> 00:19:31,285
There's some human waste!
447
00:19:31,369 --> 00:19:33,754
You're all human waste!
Human waste.
448
00:19:33,838 --> 00:19:36,023
Maybe now
is a good time to...
449
00:19:36,107 --> 00:19:37,557
Already on it.
450
00:19:37,641 --> 00:19:39,693
You're all human waste!
451
00:19:43,381 --> 00:19:46,767
Hyah-ha!
452
00:19:46,851 --> 00:19:48,368
Aah!
453
00:19:48,452 --> 00:19:50,370
Massage guy, you're up!
454
00:19:50,454 --> 00:19:52,172
Let out tension.
455
00:19:53,591 --> 00:19:55,709
Oh, you really are
a miracle worker.
456
00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:03,583
Huh?
457
00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:07,387
I didn't want money
or the title.
458
00:20:07,471 --> 00:20:10,057
I just wanted the glory.
459
00:20:10,141 --> 00:20:13,443
Sic semper calypsis!
460
00:20:19,483 --> 00:20:22,736
Not today, toilet.
Not today.
461
00:20:22,820 --> 00:20:25,205
Aaaaah!
462
00:20:25,289 --> 00:20:27,475
You're on my foot.
463
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,409
Uh...
You're at the circus.
464
00:20:29,493 --> 00:20:30,610
You're at the park.
465
00:20:30,694 --> 00:20:32,146
You're a sexy chicken.
466
00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:34,214
You're leaving $400
in my guitar case.
467
00:20:34,298 --> 00:20:36,150
You like the smell
of library books.
468
00:20:36,234 --> 00:20:38,352
You say "faux"
instead of "fuh."
469
00:20:38,436 --> 00:20:40,754
Uh, you kissed
your cousin once.
470
00:20:40,838 --> 00:20:42,823
I'm responsible for this.
471
00:20:42,907 --> 00:20:46,360
I greenlit the man-eating toilet
for sebben & sebben.
472
00:20:46,444 --> 00:20:49,497
I belong on the streets,
not behind a desk.
473
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:52,232
As my last official act as ceo,
474
00:20:52,316 --> 00:20:56,837
I name judy ken sebben as
the new ceo of sebben & sebben.
475
00:20:58,456 --> 00:21:00,240
Uh, do we care
that none of this is legal?
476
00:21:00,324 --> 00:21:02,843
No?
Where is judy anyway?
477
00:21:06,130 --> 00:21:08,248
I accept!
478
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:12,186
Mer, I don't know
what we would have done
479
00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:13,787
Without you
and your dial.
480
00:21:13,871 --> 00:21:15,323
There is no dial.
481
00:21:15,407 --> 00:21:16,656
You were controlling yourself
the whole time.
482
00:21:16,740 --> 00:21:18,125
Good one,
mer.
483
00:21:18,209 --> 00:21:19,860
No, there really
isn't a dial.
484
00:21:19,944 --> 00:21:21,261
Ha!
485
00:21:21,345 --> 00:21:22,997
Hey, hey,
what do you want?
486
00:21:23,081 --> 00:21:24,332
Hmm.
487
00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:26,200
I used to think
I should quit
488
00:21:26,284 --> 00:21:27,601
And save the world
as birdgirl,
489
00:21:27,685 --> 00:21:30,338
But now I see
I just wanted my dad to see me.
490
00:21:30,422 --> 00:21:31,805
But now he's gone.
491
00:21:31,889 --> 00:21:33,807
No,
I mean what do you want?
492
00:21:33,891 --> 00:21:36,225
- Oh, right!
- I'll have the ramen.
493
00:21:37,829 --> 00:21:40,348
Here we go.
494
00:21:40,432 --> 00:21:41,764
Let's do this.
495
00:21:45,569 --> 00:21:49,357
Well, everybody, I'm officially
ceo of sebben & sebben.
496
00:21:49,441 --> 00:21:52,626
And we are
the birdteam!
497
00:21:52,710 --> 00:21:55,162
Meredith the mindtaker...
What?
498
00:21:55,246 --> 00:21:57,297
...The feels...
Yes.
499
00:21:57,381 --> 00:21:59,299
...Strongarm...
What is she doing?
500
00:21:59,383 --> 00:22:02,302
...And birdcat!
501
00:22:03,787 --> 00:22:05,573
Hey, a group of us
are grabbing drinks.
502
00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:07,307
Drinks?
Do not make that.
503
00:22:07,391 --> 00:22:09,109
I licked myself.
Love to.
504
00:22:09,193 --> 00:22:11,245
♪ Hey, who's the girl
that saves the world? ♪
505
00:22:11,329 --> 00:22:12,713
♪ Birdgirl!
506
00:22:12,797 --> 00:22:14,248
♪ Wins a fight,
unique like pearls ♪
507
00:22:14,332 --> 00:22:15,716
♪ birdgirl!
508
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,317
♪ Who's the one
they can't defeat? ♪
509
00:22:17,401 --> 00:22:18,919
♪ Hey, birdgirl!
510
00:22:19,003 --> 00:22:20,670
♪ Hey, birdgirl!
511
00:22:20,805 --> 00:22:21,805
♪ Hey!
512
00:22:22,273 --> 00:22:23,573
♪ Hey
513
00:22:27,654 --> 00:22:31,790
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