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Previously, on "Below Deck Mediterranean" - I just wanna pay for anyone but Lexi.

- She had bad parents. - No, my parents are amazing.

Your parents should have aborted you.

- Whoa. - Oh!

If this wasn't on camera, I would have smacked your ass.

The real bitch is out now.

I'm gonna tell Sandy it's either me or her.

- You are replaceable. - I know.

There's someone sitting in quarantine right now

to take your job.

The chef I have in quarantine

doesn't have the CV that Mathew has.

Sometimes it's better to go with the devil you know

than the devil you don't know.

She said things to me, she said things to Mat.

She called me a [bleep].

She told me I should have been aborted multiple times.

Considering how it's permeated through the entire boat...

- Mm-hmm. - I have to let you go.

Delaney is still an option.

I think it's best it's just me and Courtney.

Like, she's on the ball.

I do not want the client to feel the impact.

Charter number six. This'll be a shorter charter.

Anthony Evans and Chris Loar.

Anthony is a gospel artist.

And Reyn is lactose-intolerant.

[gasps] Dave!

Oh, my God.

Injuries... if any guests or you guys are injured,

I wanna be the first to know about it.

Hey, Malia, can you come to the starboard side of the main deck?

Copy.

- Tell me why you're limping. - I fell.

Why wasn't it reported to me?

- I'm not a chief officer. - I don't give a [bleep]!

You should have come to me that he was hurt!

- I didn't know it was that... - Stop making excuses, Malia!

- The reality is, Malia... - It's not an excuse!

I asked you to come to me in the very first meeting,

and you never did.

So from now on, I don't give a [bleep]

if he hits his head, anything. It's a liability, period.

Even if it's a bruise,

it's a massive ----ing bruise, and I just...

- I didn't know it was... - I don't... I don't trust you.

-...my responsibility. - I don't trust you.

- Okay. - I can't trust you.

Okay.

Mm.

Fingerprints, yeah.

And then we'll get changed.

So, you need to go make an incident report...

Sure.

No.

I might do a crudité meat and cheese,

and skip the fruit plate.

Yeah, no one really touches it.

All right, is this gonna be an early morning,

early night type of crowd?

I hope it's not a late, late night,

because I've only got two stews, you know?

You know what I'm saying?

Before Lady Michelle, I had seven girls under me.

Now I've got one.

We've just gotta keep pushin' through.

I'm not disregarding my gut ever again,

and if this blows up in my face,

then that's on me, and I will take responsibility for that.

What was it about?

An incident... like, David's leg.

[bleep]

It happened not during work hours,

not in a work-related incident.

Yeah.

If he needed to report it, he should have done it himself.

Deck team cuddle, come on.

Oh, I'm slightly wet, I'm sorry.

- Hey, bro. - Hey, buddy.

What's going on?

What's the vibe on deck today?

- A bit limpy. - Limpy Dave?

Yeah, it's all good.

So, can you say a little prayer that everyone

- likes everything tonight, man? - They're going to.

Well, we've got a religious group coming on board,

so we should probably get with the prayers now.

I feel very lucky I'm here.

I feel like I've escaped being fired many times.

I'm like Mat the cat... nine lives.

Think back to the last five charters...

Yeah?

Where they've loved everything you've done.

- Yeah. - It's gonna be fine.

- Yeah? - Yeah, of course.

Malia, Malia, please come to the bridge.

Copy. Ugh.

I don't know the severity of his injury.

David may feel okay, but God forbid

in two weeks something happens, he passes a blood clot.

He has not reported the injury, so guess who's liable?

The owner. The vessel. And me.

We're two stewardesses!

I've got a headache, [bleep].

What would be your most pointless super power?

- Fly. - Fly?

Yeah, it's... it's always gonna be flying.

- What about you? - To read people's minds.

So, I would like to speak to animals.

But then what if I found out that animals

are actually thick as sh--, and I've wasted my power,

and like, all they just do is, like,

actually they just go, "Meh."

Like, that's actually what they're saying.

Everyone on this boat has created such a great environment

for me to be able to share my thoughts and feelings.

So, it's worrying, thinking that I'm leaving that

and then maybe having to deal with other people's

impressions of me and my lifestyle.

I'm trying to work out the next job.

I just messaged my old chief officer.

I'll say, "Oh, do you need someone to work for the winter."

I'll give him a recommendation.

- I'm... - Yeah.

- Yeah, lovely. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, Malia, I'm obviously upset.

I made it very clear, day one,

if anyone gets injured, I don't care...

fingers, head, whatever it is, it's reported.

If David had been working, slipped and fell...

- Yeah. - While working and got that bruise,

I would have filled out an incident report.

When the incident happened, it was after-hours.

You report at work...

Okay, I see where you're going technically.

- Yeah. - But here's the deal...

- He's limping. - And he should...

I get what you're saying, it could become

- something more serious. - Yeah.

I'm sorry that that didn't get communicated to you.

Thank you.

The captain has the right to know what's going on

with their crew at all times,

especially when it comes to injuries.

David should have reported it, I should have reminded him.

At the end of the day, that's my fault.

- And I'm sorry I yelled at you. - That's okay.

- Because I have the highest... - I just, like...

You are... like, for me, I trust you 1,000 percent.

And when I found out...

Yeah, that really hurt, for you to say you don't trust me.

- Yeah, I know, I trust you. - That hurt me to the core.

That's fair. I get it.

I'm sorry. I'll make sure it happens.

Okay. Thanks, Malia.

[yawns]

Hi, this is Sandy.

Hi!

Oh, okay. Okay, got it.

All right, well, thank you for the heads up.

- All right, bye-bye. - Bye-bye!

...but now I'm gonna have to redo it.

Think you're gonna be out for the count.

It's gonna be Mzi mornings, Dave lates.

So, I'm gonna put Dave kind of at the night shift,

where he won't be doing as much physical labor.

As long as you can stand and wash dishes...

I can certainly do that.

Lloyd and Mzi will now just kinda have

to step up their game during the day.

Hopefully Captain Sandy can see

I'm trying to remedy the situation.

All crew, all crew, please get into your whites

and let's meet on the dock in five minutes.

And just so you know, we have three charter guests

that are gonna be late because of their COVID test is late.

Okay.

Oh, can you get me a couple of the orchid flowers?

- Are they downstairs? - No, they're right here.

Plates...

Charter number six.

Pull cutlery, plates, placemats...

- Yeah. - Napkins.

Okay, are we doing welcome snacks?

- Yeah. - Yeah, he's got some ready, so...

I just need, like, three minutes.

- Whew! - Let's go!

- Hey, hey! - Hi!

Hey! I'm Anthony. Good to see you.

- Captain, nice to meet you. - Hi, welcome.

- Hi, Anthony, sorry. - Katie.

- Hi, I'm Mat. - Hey, Mat.

Katie, nice to meet you, Reyn.

Anthony, good to meet you, David.

- So nice to have you. - Thank you.

So, Katie's gonna show you around the vessel.

So, just head onto the boat.

Sounds great.

Thank you.

Okay, great.

Should we do a tour of the boat?

Thank you.

This is our sundeck.

We have a big-ass Jacuzzi right here.

It's awesome.

Lloyd, no Christmas songs.

This is the sundeck aft.

Ooh, I love this.

- Why? - There's so much pressure now.

I can't remember what she just asked me to do.

Good start.

As a stewardess, the smallest boat I worked on before this

was a 60-meter, and there was five of us.

I can't believe that we're about to do this trip with two stews.

Like, anxiety is real.

Okay, comin' in.

Then we come through to the primary cabin.

Ooh! Beautiful.

So in here, we've got his and hers bathrooms.

Cheers.

- Are you ready? - Yep.

- You're gonna be on the bow. - By myself?

All you're doing is pulling the lines in.

Yeah.

They're gonna undo it, pull, pull, pull.

I do feel now that I can actually do that

by myself without having somebody watching me.

Yeah. Yeah.

So, port will come in first, then starboard.

You got it.

I should have waited on y'all. My impatient self.

Can I get you anything to drink at all?

I have a childish thing about me.

I like Sprite with grenadine...

it's a Shirley Temple, but I just say Sprite with grenadine.

- Sure. - It makes... you know.

- It makes you feel adult. - Cool... yeah, yeah.

He doesn't drink, and hey, if that's what he wants,

that's what he'll get.

I'll grab you some plates and stuff,

- and then I'll go grab you that. - Thank you.

It's just exactly what we needed right now,

especially for me and Courtney.

Mzi, you could just let go of the port one first.

Copy that.

Port bow line coming in first.

Malia, you can free up the lines.

Copy, freeing up the stern lines.

All right, Dave, yours first.

Port bow line is on board.

That is all stern lines on board, all stern lines on board.

Whoa, what's going on there?

Captain Sandy, you're close to the port side dolphin.

Yeah, pretty freaky.

Captain Sandy, you're very close to the dolphin.

-[bleep] - Get a fender ready.

Oh, God!

[bleep]

- Coming up... - I'm freaking out.

Can you just say a little prayer

that they love everything tonight?

I'm not a ----ing mother.

I will hate you in a minute.

- Whoa, - Captain Sandy, you're very close to the dolphin.

-[bleep] - Get a fender ready.

Oh, God!

Lady Michelle's a very heavy vessel.

When you have 909 gross tons in the water

with two different currents,

and the wind matching one of the currents,

it's very difficult to get out of that hole.

And I overcorrect to starboard,

I need to bring it back to port, so it pushes the stern over.

So now, as I come out,

I'm overcorrecting, my stern could hit that port dolphin.

- Ooh. - Whew.

Clearing both dolphins off your stern.

So sweet.

Filtered water for the rice.

Clear of all traffic, all clear.

Thank you very much.

Insane.

This could be heaven.

Nicely done, guys.

- Nice work, Mzi.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

Ow!

Can I get you gentlemen another drink?

- I'll do gin and tonic. - Tequila soda.

- Perfect. - You're, like, the queen?

- The queen? - Of the...

- Of interior. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'll take it!

Deck crew, deck crew, Katie.

Can you please clean the crew mess?

Copy. David, help interior.

Copy.

-...and tequila. - Thank you.

Okay.

I'm going to get changed.

You have to help me just move this over onto that.

- Shirley Temples? - Shirley Temples.

Shirley Temples.

We go to restaurants and we order like children,

everybody gets a Shirley Temple.

Hey, if it tastes good.

Hey, hey.

So, do you wanna turn laundry and sh--...

- Yeah. - And I'll just holler at you.

Here's our deck schedule for this charter.

I moved David to nights because I don't want him

during the afternoons,

when we have a very heavy water sports charter.

Thank you.

- This is awesome. - Having a God moment.

What's going on?

Not much, we're about 30 minutes from the anchorage.

Okay.

So, this is your afternoon, lucky you... your beach access.

Malia's gonna scout it, picnic area's up here.

- Up that hill. - Okay.

And we don't know how long the walk is up to the picnic?

Twenty minutes.

- For setup, two deck crew. - Yeah.

Unless I take one of you,

but then that leaves just one of you.

- David? - No.

- Oh, yeah. - It'll probably be...

Okay.

This is where Delaney actually would help.

Sometimes just having extra hands is extra hands.

I'm just thinking of not to pack too much stuff, you know?

It's just unnecessary stress on the deck crew.

- We're a team here. - Yah.

Hi, lads.

How's everything on the boat so far?

- It's amazing, man. - Great!

In the park, oh, okay.

Do you want me to drop and you pull?

- Yeah. - You can drop the anchor.

We're gonna do five in the water.

That is five shackles at the waterline

Thank you.

Someone wanna do a deck check, please?

I'll just leave them here,

and when you go across you can take them so they don't get...

- Yeah. - Ugh!

I work better under, like, physical pressure.

I've always been like that.

It's just I'm better at my job

when I'm running around like a headless chicken.

That might be the water taxi.

We could maybe put some in their napkins or something like that.

Yeah.

I would take physical stress over emotional stress

any day of my life.

Interior, interior, the other guests might be approaching.

Courtney, Courtney.

Dre!

Probably not the appropriate shoes for getting on a moving...

No, no, I feel like my shoe's too high!

Welcome on board.

Thank you, I'm Holly.

Hi, Holly, I'm Courtney, nice to meet you.

Hi, Courtney, nice to meet you too.

- Here's your refreshing towel. - Thank you!

- Lechelle, nice to meet you. -[bleep]

- Okay, cheers. - Cheers!

Deck crew, deck crew, if anyone's available

to grab towels down in laundry, that would be amazing.

Yeah, I'm free, Court. Come up.

All right, you got the bow?

Lloyd, we've got the whips and the transom.

That is the song of my people.

Ah, me too.

[whistling]

It's frustrating for me.

Like, I hate that I won't be as effective on deck.

I know it's my fault and

I've never felt more useless and just ----ing...

just sh--.

- Get up here! - Whoa!

Guys, this is my Jack and Rose moment!

Oh, this is crazy.

Very special day. This is our vision.

All righty, let's do this.

Oh!

- Mzi! - Oh, no!

Sorry we all happened to be watching.

- Are you okay? - What just happened?

How long do I have?

[bleep] me.

Its gonna be fun.

I feel the vibe has been way better

and more chill without Lexi.

It's just a big sigh of relief.

Like, my spiral has kind of subsided.

Eee!

Our side's good.

- What up? -[bleep] me! Sh--!

[laughs]

- Just one? - That's it.

All crew, all crew, that is tender away.

That leaves you with Lloyd on deck.

- Thank you. - Pleasure.

This beach picnic site is beautiful.

It's on top of the mountain, it's overlooking the water.

There's remnants of, like, an old movie set.

That's one benefit to the Med,

is you're picnic sites are usually, like,

castles or old ruins compared to just,

you know, a white sand beach.

All right, here we go.

Where are we setting it up?

Up there, I think.

Lovely.

This is cool, right?

- It is great. - Oh, wow.

It's an old movie set.

You're gonna have a really nice day.

What are we walking over? Sounds like glass.

Oh, did you invite Sandy to dinner?

- I didn't. - Are you able to join us?

- I can, yes, of course. - Oh, good.

Okay, perfect.

-[bleep] Is that a path? - No.

I don't think there's a path.

You've gotta be ----ing kidding me.

Okay.

- Oh, my God, my arms are dead. - My back!

Two of us can... no, no, there's no way.

I don't wanna be a dick, but we need an extra person right now.

- Yeah. - Holy f.

Mathew, I'm having dinner with them tonight.

You are? Italian feast.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

I've worked for billionaires and celebrities,

but none of them have seen me have meltdowns

like Sandy has and still kept me employed.

So, I feel I have more to prove to Sandy

than I do to the guests.

Oh, holy sh--.

You gotta be ----ing kidding me.

Ow!

All right, Mzi, I'll set up. You just go get the rest.

We'll be back another four times.

- Coming up... - Ah!

They went under that bridge? Go get them.

Guys!

----ing idiots.

So, I don't need to be packed uptill 2:00, right?

Maybe just before.

- Are you pumped up? - I ----ing hate a beach picnic.

Let's double-time it.

Hey, wait, wait, wait...

Don't leave me, Mathew's often alone.

I've got sh-- to do, Mathew.

All right, super-mega-prep time.

Wow, look at this.

My arm hurts.

- And that's all the ironing? - Yas, queen.

Do you wanna sit down for, like, half an hour or whatever?

Amazeballs.

Oh, my God, this is way too heavy.

I think I get why people have these.

I was having a God moment.

[laughing]

Wine glass to the left, water to the right.

Oh [bleep] it doesn't matter, we need to go.

Like, seriously.

Just feeling blessed in this moment.

Are you doing a shot of tequila?

- Would you like one? - All right.

Do you guys want me to take a bottle of this over?

- Yeah! - Yeah.

Bridge, bridge, that is tender returning.

All right, Katie, Malia's on her way back.

- Copy. - To an amazing trip.

Here we go.

Yo, how does it feel to be the world's best chief stew?

Yeah.

Oh, what have I missed?

These guys have been hiking up a mountain.

Like, four times.

All the plates and containers and stuff are in there?

Yeah.

Just be careful with those three things on the bottom.

So, have you here, and us three go up there,

and you pack away as much as you can by yourself.

Sure.

Bye!

You've gotta help them set up, come back down.

Katie and I will bring the guests.

You'll be standing here when they come in,

- ready to grab lines. - Cool.

Hasta luego.

Bridge, bridge, that's tender returning.

- Nice work. - Copy that.

I'm gonna go round up the guests.

Are we going right now?

Whenever you guys are ready.

- I'm coming with you guys now. - Oh, wow!

- Are you ready? - Yes, yes!

Ready to roll. How was your hiking?

So good.

- Daddy! - Yeah.

- Are we there yet? - Yeah.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

Everyone's got walking shoes?

These are prawns.

We can't get these out until the very end.

Bridge, bridge, that is tender away

- with all guests and two crew. - Copy.

It's so pretty!

Thanks.

It is a bit of a hike, but it's amazing up there.

Man, I'm so grateful that they took all this stuff up here.

- Wow. - Wow!

Spectacular.

Ooh! All right.

Yeah, I've done a few inspections in my time.

Back to the grind.

So, for lunch we've got build-your-own poke bowls.

- God is everything! - Cheers.

Because of Him, like...

- Ladies, you're gonna start us. - That was very nice.

I mean, you got 10 seconds.

- Man, I'm hungry. - This is crazy, man.

Exquisite. All my favorite things.

Wow, it's amazing.

It's not even cold.

- So good! - I'm excited.

- I mean, really... - Mm, mm-hmm.

David, we're gonna go pick up the guests.

If we can get the chocks ready for the tender?

Bring the tender around?

Oh, yeah, because then we can pull the whips in.

Yeah, that'd be great, thank you.

Do you need me to...

- Naw, I'm fine. - Yeah, sweet.

- Got garbage? - I took my garbage, buddy.

Oh!

I know, first time!

Oh!

I'm a big girl.

Does Mat know how much we love him?

Welcome to the magunga!

- What's next? - I'm gonna be on that jet board.

- How are you? - Yeah, good, how are you?

- Just tired. - Same.

Um...

No matter what's going on,

I would definitely consider Mzi a friend for life.

I feel like the flowers kind of made me realize

that I don't want anything more than a friendship and stuff.

To be honest, I am, like, a bit scared of ever getting into a relationship.

My ex dumped me whilst we were locked down together,

and if that wasn't bad enough,

we were literally in the middle of watching "Ozark" together.

So, I could never finish it, and it completely ruined it for me.

- Your day is just hectic. - What?

Your day is just hectic.

Yeah, bru.

Lady Michelle, guests are ready.

Can you send the tender over, please?

Copy that.

Did you want more champagne?

You are taking good care of us.

One, two...

All right, let's do this.

Bridge, bridge that is tender away

- to go pick up all the guests. - Thanks.

We would have liked to stay, like, all day.

It's a beautiful view, isn't it?

Yeah, that was amazing!

This boat moment is my moment.

Captain Sandy! Hey, Cap!

Your team pulled it off, wow.

Amazing. Amazing.

Best charter ever.

Let's do a picture of this, ready?

Oh not this side. My good side.

Candid, keep taking... ready?

- Candid laughter. - Ooh.

Woo, we got married, bitches!

How was your lunch?

Perfect... simple, elegant.

See you at dinner.

Bridge, bridge, that's tender away to go pick up our crew.

Roger-dodger.

Is this the last of the stuff?

- Yeah. - Ugh.

All right, let's [bleep] this puppy.

Hi, guys.

[bleep]

Katie, lege!

Team effort, you know?

Bridge, bridge, that is tender returning.

Ugh, I feel, like,

exhaust, like, so... "exhaust?"

Exhausted.

Do you want any drinks or anything?

Did you get rest, a good nap?

No, but I will at some point.

Ugh!

Oh, I can't even imagine two people doing that job.

Honestly, I know, it's been crazy.

Yeah.

Okay, guys. Epic.

We're just trying to get used it, like, the two of us.

- Thanks, team! - Yah.

- I'll have a margarita. - Okay, that... two?

Yep, perfect.

- They were happy? - Yeah, loved it.

- Really? - Yeah.

I can only imagine.

I think I'm going swimsuit before the sun goes down.

Yes, we gotta get in the water.

I'm on it, let's go.

- Wassup? - What do you guys wanna do?

I wanna jet-ski for a second.

Okay.

It looks cold to me.

Okay, guys, just the rules in Croatia for the jet-skis.

You do have to stay 300 meters offshore,

so no zipping in close to shore at all.

- Okay, cool? - Cool.

- Yeah! - Ah!

[bleep]

Yes!

That's fun.

Oh! Nice!

I like them, they're really funny.

Yeah, they are.

Where are they going?

I think...

That's the last direction I saw them going.

I'm gonna go to the bridge and get eyes on those jet-skis.

Two skis have just booted straight into town.

I came up here to get eyes on the jet-skis,

because they just went into town.

They went under that bridge?

- Go get them! - Yep.

Bridge, bridge, that is tender away.

We're gonna get a ticket.

Okay, I don't see them at all.

Oh sh--. They are in big trouble.

Guys!----ing idiots!

What's going on, chica?

Yeah, twins done.

Cool, do you wanna just smash out laund?

Yeah, just call me if you need me, okay?

Roger-dodger.

Did you say, like, 300 yards from the yacht?

300 meters from shore.

Oh we went go through there.

Yeah, you're well within it, yeah.

- Sorry. - Bad boys.

Just head that way.

Bridge, that is jet-skis returning.

Yeah, read you loud and clear, they're off our stern now.

Wow, look at this, it's so good!

- How was it? - It was amazing.

I think we got in trouble, though.

Pumped and ready to go.

Do either of you wanna go take a little break?

- Yeah, I'll do 15 and then... - Yeah?

Then I'll go off-duty.

-[bleep] - Woo!

- If you wanna jump, you can. - Whoa!

- Man! - Whoa!

Four guests in the water, now swimming back.

Copy, four, understood.

I'm here, let's have a discussion.

Yeah, please.

How many courses are we doing?

Three.

Cutlery... so what are we doing?

Burrata, so knife and fork.

Bread basket for the thing.

Focaccia, so we want bread plates.

- Yeah. - Thank you.

And... wait, wait, wait,

can we chat about one more thing before you abandon me,

- like always? - Okay, tell me.

I'm doing, like, a three-hour bolognese.

Should I mix some onion in it?

I don't know.

What would Jesus do?

I actually enjoy working with Mathew.

It's nice that he does ask my opinion,

but also at the same time I'm a stew down.

I got a ----ing 55-meter boat to run with myself and Courtney.

I just need you to do your job,

and you're just gonna have to make these decisions

on your own right now.

You wanna do parmesan on the table,

or should I just parmesan everyone's pasta except for his?

Parmesan pasta except for hers.

All right.

You guys headed up to the Jacuzzi?

Yes!

Katie, Katie, Mzi, to the hot tub.

Hot tub, okay, Mzi.

Lloyd, all guests done with the slide.

Go ahead and start packing it down.

Copy.

I'm just gonna get something to eat, quickly.

Yeah, take a little break.

I brought some little snacks.

Ooh!

Woohoo!

Do you guys know what time you want dinner, roughly?

I'll let Mat know.

[yawns]

8:30 dinner.

- Oh, my God. - I know, right?

I have so much to do, I'm freaking out.

Can you just say a little prayer

that they love everything tonight?

That Captain Sandy loves everything?

I've always been a sensitive person

who drives off of compliments.

It's literally generational, almost.

My dad is a stage actor, my mom's a chef.

I come from an artist family,

and I work better off of positive reinforcement.

I'm gonna be stressed. What else is new, eh?

Thank you.

So, we're trying to be on top on interior?

So far, we're sweet.

When are you guys gonna take a break?

We're not.

- No, no! - No? Okay.

I work all... around this whole thing.

All right, cool.

Well, I've been in Europe for six weeks, and then came back...

For... just for...

- Just for sh--s and gigs, yeah. - Okay.

Look at you, looking sharp! How was your rest?

Oh, it was good, thank you.

- Oh, you did it properly. - Yeah.

That's how you're meant to do New Zealand.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

It's all... and yeah, Kaikoura, the amazing coastline.

- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, that's stunning.

- So... - Yeah, you've done it all.

- Yeah, we... yeah. - Well done.

Harmless flirting, you know?

I've got nothing else going on right now, you know?

I'll take it.

Did you want another drink?

No rush, I'm just... I'm hanging

We need to start packing all the jet-skis,

and Captain Sandy wants the tender in tonight.

Where's the slide at? It's completely deflated?

Yeah.

How do you feel about jumping in?

Yeah, okay.

Woo!

All right, coming up.

All right.

I'm so hungry!

Coming in.

Would you like a drink or anything?

Yeah.

Hi.

Do you wanna finish with the cutlery?

All right, let's go get some food.

- Roger. - B-R-B.

Always on the run.

[bleep] me.

Good idea, Coco, I like it.

Thanks, Katie.

When Courtney first came on, one of her biggest things is,

you know, like, yes, she ----ing rocks at laundry,

she can smash a cabin out,

but she just wasn't confident in service.

So, I think being thrown in the deep end

is the best way to learn.

She's definitely improved so much.

She's just getting the confidence that

she's always had deep down inside.

Just wasn't really, like,

presented the opportunity to do so.

Okay, Coco, we're nearly there.

I like it. Okay, tablecloth.

Excited!

Yeah, hi, Dad, how's it going?

I'm just trying to redo my CV,

but I haven't got it as a Word document.

It's always a big risk, recommending someone for a job,

and it's nice that David has thought of me

when he's thought of this job.

I don't think I'm gonna find this many people

on one boat that are as good as this crew,

but I'm sure there's a boat out there

that I can feel this happy on.

Can you have a look on your computer to see whether

or not you've got it as a .doc?

Yeah, yeah, working on it.

Sweet, and yeah, I'll speak to you later on.

- Dinner's at 8:15? - Yeah.

Okay, we need to get one more chair for capitano.

How beautiful!

The red lipstick looks great.

We're in Italy!

You think you're gonna sustain without a third one?

- Yeah, I think so. - Feels right.

Okay.

- Hey! - Hey!

- Hi. - Yeah!

I'm freaking out.

Of course, I always wanna make the guests happy,

but now I've been given a third chance from Sandy,

so I just wanna make her happy and impress her.

So, the stress levels are up.

- Hey, how you doing? - We're ready!

I just want it to be over with, Mzi.

Coming up...

- You need to hustle. - Come on, Mzi, quick.

Ah! [bleep]

Okay, we can put this one on.

Bump ahead, bump ahead.

The port dolphin is right in front of me, I can't.

- I've never served her. - I'm freaking out.

[bleep] my life.

Oh, I just want it to be over with.

- Hey! - Hey!

The boss.

It's been a great charter. You've had the best weather.

- It's been so good. - That's what we've heard.

I think the best adventures.

It's my first dinner, you know?

- Oh, really? - Is it?

- What? - Yeah, I'm very excited.

- That's Reyn's. - He's lactose-intolerant.

- Ah! - I hope I'm not hurting you.

Come on!

She's my honorary third stew.

- Captain Sandy! - Cheers to Captain Sandy!

To Captain Sandy.

Oh, believe me, I'm so nervous right now.

So, for your first course tonight you have

a classic Italian burrata salad with a balsamic glaze.

- Ah! - Thank you.

Enjoy.

From the school of hard...

This looks delicious.

As I was saying...

Mm!

Wow, that's amazing.

Mat has set a bar.

- Are they happy? - Yeah.

- How are you? - Good.

You should be exhausted.

Yep.

You go down now, because you're not gonna

get a full eight hours.

I'll keep you around a little longer,

and see how we're looking.

It's Gucci.

Okay, and I've gotta eat something.

- Have you not eaten? - Mm-mmm.

Go and eat!

Whew, all right.

Five minutes.

What's been your favorite part so far?

The hike and just the whole picnic setup

was like being in a movie.

We're not an go to shabby places.

So, everywhere we anchor, it's pretty spectacular.

- Are we good to plate, Katie? - Yeah, go for it.

Okay, here we go.

I've been on my feet all day.

Rigatoni bolognese.

For your second course tonight,

we have rigatoni bolognese with parmesan.

Where's the Italian accent?

You got rigatoni bolognese with parmesan.

- Unbelievable. - Yeah.

That's amazing.

Yahhh!

Mat the super-human.

- Hey, what's the vibe? - They love it.

Ooh, she's a Katie, whoa... they want more parm?

Just want a tiny bit more bread.

Do you smell that magunga?

- Local grilled black sea bass. - Local roasted.

Local roasted black sea bass.

Whole bass, yeah.

- Ooh! - Amazing!

- Beautiful. - Thank you.

So, for your main course, local whole roasted black sea bass

with sautéed spinach and caper and artichoke sauce.

Looks so good.

- Mm-hmm. - Wow.

Oh, my gosh.

Got you.

All right, Z-money, so for morning shift,

- Yeah. - Good night, dude.

- Night, Malia. - Night.

- Are they happy? - Yes.

Who's the happiest?

Please say Sandy, please say Sandy, please say Sandy.

She's telling her stories, hey?

So, I said over the radio, "I'm an American citizen,

sustained a fire, floating in Yemen territory."

Ah, bless ya.

- Hey, lady! - How are you?

Gosh, you're high-energy.

Two-person team... better than four.

A lot of work for us, though.

- Yeah. - So good.

- I am going to go. - Aw!

But thank you, it was lovely.

- Thank you so much. - Thank you very much.

Mathew, the dinner was excellent.

Thank you so much.

One thing...

my plate had a lot of dark fish.

Dark fish?

I don't think you should ever serve that.

- I don't like that. - Okay.

My plate was full of it.

Sorry about that.

No, I mean, now you know, eh?

That sucks.

- Mathew, my plate had a lot of dark fish. - Dark fish?

- I don't like that. - Okay.

My plate was full of it.

Sorry about that.

No, I mean, now you know.

Get rid of the dark, give 'em the white.

They... it was delicious.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

I just love there's no eyeballs.

- Yeah, they were lovely. - They loved your food.

- Good. - Thank you.

Thank you!

Sandy's 100 percent right.

She shouldn't have been served the dark meat.

If I get a piece of fish at the restaurant that was bass

that was more dark meat than white,

I would be disappointed, too.

Stop fishing me.

I'm not a ----ing mother.

Oh, hey!

A butterfly?

- It's a moth, I think. - I'll pass it on.

Yeah, I'll take him.

Ah, that's great!

- Thank you. - What up?

Yo.

- Have a good shift. - Sleep, man.

There's a couple in the middle.

- I'm going to bed. - Ah.

- Good night, guys. - Good night.

Good night, Malia, thank you.

[snoring]

Morning. Would you like a coffee?

- Yes, please. - Cool.

Let's see what today has in store.

There you go.

Thank you.

Hey, hey.

Ready for drop-off day?

Yeah, my back can't take it.

- Morning! - Hey, good morning.

How are you?

[bleep]

Yeah.

I completely forgot about the paddleboards.

There's a lot of responsibility on the morning shift.

It's just frustrating, because I know that I can do better.

Why waste time in the gym when you could be on a paddleboard?

- Enjoy it! - Appreciate it.

- Good morning. - Morning.

Yeah.

- So, this morning? - Mm-hmm?

At 7:30.

So, who's your early morning guy?

Mzi.

Ah.

Thank you.

Let me get you a paddle.

Oh, I'm just sitting on her board, like a dog.

- You're just gonna sit on it? - Yeah.

- Ah. - How are you?

Working hard.

We thought Lechelle went out on the paddleboard;

now the other lady's with her.

[bleep] yeah, drop-off day.

[bleep] yeah.

Um, quick note about mornings.

The paddleboards should actually be out.

- Out. - Yeah.

- Sorry. - Oh, you're up early?

How did you sleep?

Amazing!

Hello, Mathew.

- All's well. - Okay, bye.

Bye.

- How did everyone sleep? - Thank you so much.

Leaving such a supportive bubble,

I'm concerned what's gonna happen after the season

and being able to go forward and have to deal

with trying to get that level of acceptance from new people.

- Banana bread. - Wow.

If anyone wants a last water sports sesh,

we do have to be anchors up shortly.

- Okay, we're good. - Nice.

Katie?

So, herreros rancheros, chipotle...

Chipotle salsa.

Oh, my gosh, wow.

Oh, yes, this is my kinda thing.

Katie? What's the vibe?

I just wanna know if they hate me.

They ----ing love you, I swear to God.

I will hate you in a minute.

Don't.

I feel insecure when I get any criticism.

All I can hear is I ----ed up, and that's not healthy.

- All right! - Do you need a hand?

- The duo is back! - The duo!

All crew, all crew, ETA to the anchor is 16 minutes.

Copy that.

- Coming up. - Coming up.

- Lloyd? - Yeah.

You wanna run forward and prep the anchors?

Yeah.

Coming up on the transom.

Mzi, run forward for anchors, please.

Bridge, bridge, that is the transom closed

and us ready to haul the anchor.

Terrific, you can start hauling anchor

as soon as you're up there.

I love this.

She just said you can haul the anchor.

Oh, sorry.

Anchor is at the water line, at the water line.

Anchor is home, anchor is home.

I'm gonna go pack and change.

I'm gonna go watch them back it in.

What the [bleep]?

The fender's in the wrong spot.

Please take the anchor ball down,

please take the anchor ball down.

[bleep]'s sake!

Ugh!

- Copy. - We don't look like pros.

Ugh!

I think people are getting tired,

and they're not doing a thorough check of their work,

and I'm not gonna let it fly.

What up?

Happy epaulette Friday to you, sir.

Nine minutes till we get to the marina.

Copy, understood.

You have four minutes.

Change into your epaulettes.

How's it going?

Yeah, it's gonna be a new...

David, get out on deck, please, now.

Heaving lines, set up, please.

Let's go.

Six minutes till we get to the marina.

[bleep]'s sake.

Mzi, Mzi, Lloyd.

I think he's getting his whites on, he might be off the comms.

Malia, I'm moving to the starboard wing station,

so let me know when your dock guys are on the stern.

Yep, copy that.

Dave, Dave, or Malia, can

I get some help getting this fender to its holder?

On my way, Lloyd.

That's awesome.

You're gonna be on the bow, if that's okay.

- Yeah. - Two minutes.

All right, good to drop.

- Yeah. - Fenders over!

Lloyd, Lloyd, port bow line, port bow line.

Fifteen feet and closing to the vessel astern.

We need to walk to port.

Well, everybody else is backed in.

No pressure.

Throwing stern lines.

Port to spring going across now.

Port bow line on.

Five feet off the dock, getting stern lines across now.

- Come on, Mzi. - Ah!

Quick!

Ugh.

Okay, we can put this one on, we can put this one on.

Bump ahead.

The port dolphin is right in front of me, I can't.

We're in their ground line.

We're about to hit some ground lines, and it's my fault.

[bleep]'s sake!

Next, on "Below Deck Med"...

This is my favorite night out,

I think because Lexi wasn't here.

Oh sh--, here we go.

It really, really gets under my skin

when we start making rookie-rookie mistakes.

If you see me hustling, I expect to see you hustling.

My stomach's so sore, I don't get it.

I just feel sick. Maybe it's, like, nerves.

Everyone's very anxious.

Lloyd, slow down.

You can't even tell the colors.

Something is off with Lloyd.

[vomiting]

I'm sending Lloyd ashore because his blood pressure

is really high, he has chest pains.

Wait, what happened to Lloyd?

- What happened? - It's serious.