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Previously, on "Below Deck Med"...

Yes, daddy!

No, I feel that we've got a good friendship thing going.

Yes!

Mm.

Thank you so much, they're so nice.

Need some help in the interior?

-This is Delaney. -Hi, nice to meet you.

I like her. You are now a stewardess.

You're... no, no.

I don't want that girl to be here.

I blame Lexi for not pulling her weight for us

bringing on a fourth stew who's now taken my ----ing cabin.

For me, it's causing me more stress than good.

I think it would be best if we say goodbye.

But I want you to stay the night.

I want you to come out with us.

Good luck, Katie.

Oh!

[gasps] Dave!

What, a doctor for a bruise?

It's but a scratch, boys.

Show us how you talk to yourself.

-You're a lowlife, literally. -Oi, stop it.

-But you are a horrible human. -Your mother is.

Yo, wake Lexi up, don't let her sleep through the dinner.

I just wanna pay for anyone but Lexi.

Stop!

-I hate that word. -But I hate you.

My grandma was a special education teacher,

and she'd tell her she had bad parents.

No, my parents are amazing.

Your parents should have aborted you.

[gasps]

You're a dick, you're ugly as *bleep*.

Whoa.

And if this wasn't on camera, I would have smacked your ass.

-You should have. -There you go.

The real bitch is out now.

He thinks he is ----ing G, I'm the real G.

Better ask about me.

Mathew!

-Mat. -We ----ing love you,

so don't ----ing ruin it on this night,

because I swear to God both should have got fired

-the first time, so... -A hundred percent.

You've, like, worked yourself back, and we all respect that.

So don't ----ing ruin it tonight, okay?

All right, thank you.

That's a disgusting word to say.

She should know better.

Welcome back, the worst person in the world.

You wanna start again, Mat? Because I'm a real bitch.

-Stop! -No, Lexi...

I will smack the *bleep* outta you.

My bill...

my bank account says Lexi ----ing Wilson.

Nobody cares about money.

Honestly, Lexi, right, I'm gonna say this to your face...

it's honestly disgusting when you talk to people like that,

and I swear to God, everybody in this whole place is actually,

like, gobsmacked by the things that come out of your mouth.

No, no, I'm gonna stop you,

because you're always saying stop...

everybody says stop, and everybody says stop

that's, like, really rude.

No, no...

-Yeah. -Are you ----ing joking?

Yes, I am dead-ass serious,

because he is rude as *bleep*

and you guys have been giving him a pass.

No, he'd never say anybody should be aborted.

No, you guys are giving him a pass,

because when he says ----ed-up sh-- you guys let it slide.

I just told him he should have been fired

when you should have been fired.

So, neither of you are getting special attention.

Lex, if I'm gonna be honest,

you are rude to every single one of us.

-That's not true. -Yeah.

Yo, I'm just gonna tell Sandy it's either me or her tomorrow.

Stop, oh, my God, what is wrong with you?

What is wrong with people?

Lexi, sit back and chill out.

Sorry for saying the "C" word, but that is so disgusting.

You just said the *bleep* word.

"The *bleep* word."

Do you wanna be here, though?

Do you wanna be here? Like, do you like all of us?

Do you actually wanna be here and work with us?

Actually, that's not your question to ask.

-Yeah. -She's the worst human ever.

You're not my superior in any way.

I understand you wanna go hard,

but *bleep* you can't ----ing twerk,

you're wack, and you're shady as *bleep*.

Here we go... hey, hey, hey.

And you're ----ing shady. You can't do your job.

You were only given it because you're being nice.

Says you!

You can't make any ----ing drinks.

Oh, my God.

Whoa, whoa, whoa... okay, stop, stop.

-You can't make any drinks... -Stop, Lexi.

You don't know what you're doing...

Stop. Stop.

Okay, bitches, we're going.

Yay!

Best news I've heard all night.

I refuse to work another day with her.

-I'm not working. -I hate him!

Thank you so much for this beautiful evening.

Thank you, thank you.

I honestly think me and Katie could ----ing smash

the next two ----ing trips, the two of us.

If anyone deserves the "C" word, it's her.

My ----ing gut, I am sick of it.

Well, the whole ----ing night's been sh--

because of all this ----ing negative energy.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, I know.

Like, I'm just over Mathew.

But Lexi, I wanna say to you I don't disagree that,

like, when Mathew gets drunk he does say

some very offensive things.

But then what happens is he'll say something,

and then you'll stoop low.

And unfortunately, you don't remember

the night in the hot tub.

You are being a kiss-ass.

-Listen... -Hey, oh!

And that's why that van backs Mathew.

If that night didn't happen and Mat was saying the sh--

that he said, maybe people would be having your back.

-No, I get it. -But...

She didn't have to explain that to me, I already knew that.

I don't care if we come out of this as no friends, non-friends.

I didn't come into yachting to hold hands

and be friends with anyone.

I don't know!

"You don't pay my bills! You don't pay my bills!"

I also just wanna say, like, drop the whole, like...

-Yeah. -Money thing.

There are people around the table that aren't

-as fortunate. -I understand, yeah.

"You're so ----ing poor!"

Meh, something just fell.

Oh, come on, grandpa.

Our favorite cripple.

Wait, I'll take the roses,

because you bought me them, thank you.

Hey, tonight was ----ed, eh? I had to leave.

Like, I... I couldn't be part of that conversation.

Are you okay?

Do you want some Icy Hot for your leg?

No, no, no, it's fine.

Oh, hi, how are you?

It was weird vibes, though, eh?

I don't help at all.

There's nothing left of me to give this situation.

I just do not give a *bleep*.

Yeah.

-Yeah, and... -Yeah, totally.

I don't think Mathew's innocent.

No, totally not.

But hers just happened to be...

More, like, repulsive.

-Yeah. -And more, like, psycho.

Yeah.

All of us tell Mathew to shut the *bleep* up all the time.

Yeah, mm-hmm.

But it's how you do it.

I mean, like, it's so ridiculous, like...

I don't think she gets it, you know?

I think she's just like, yeah,

I get it, blah, blah, blah, but...

She's just says that and kind of rolls her eyes.

Yeah.

If I was captain and I was looking at it, that's your chef.

Not easily replaceable.

And we can do it with a stew down; it'd just be hard.

But we can't do it without a chef.

We can't do it without a chef.

And those two are not gonna work together.

No, he's made that very clear, and...

-She's made that very clear. -She's made that very clear.

This is ----ed.

You know what, I'm kinda like now that I, like,

I just went off on him, I just...

I really hope he doesn't think anyone

is intimidated or scared by him.

Ooh.

I told you what went wrong.

Like, that's why I told you I want rich friends,

because there's no conniving.

Every time I have a friend that's,

like, not rich, they try to ruin me.

Back from the dead.

I would love to say goodbye to all of you tomorrow.

Delaney, you've been an absolute treat.

Thank you for your help, honestly.

Yeah.

I've been in your same position, where I had to help interior,

and I probably didn't take it as well as you did.

And you honestly...

-Yeah, you did. -You did.

Your attitude was amazing,

you came and you put your head down, obviously.

It was a lot.

Thank you for your words, and I'm glad I learned

some new things and how to do some new things in the laundry.

All right, good night, guys.

Yeah.

Shift.

Where is everyone?

-Smoking on the bow? -Yeah.

Yeah.

No, don't worry about my leg.

I love you all.

Good night, Dave-O.

Let's go to bed.

Oof.

Dave.

-All right, good night, guys. -Good night, sweet dreams.

You all good?

-I'm just, like... -I just...

I have nothing to say about... not... the... there's not...

-Yeah, no, I know. -Everything, you know.

Yeah.

I just... I don't think there's a point of me

even trying right now, because I think the damage is done.

Home sweet home.

-Hello? -Yeah.

Hey.

Is everything good?

No, I told you that the chef was, like,

he says a lot of ----ed up things, and it's okay.

-I would make him cry... -No.

Like, and I know it, I could see it in his eyes, his personality.

He's a weak person.

Mom, stop saying "preacher's kid."

That doesn't mean anything anymore.

Dad died, so it's, like... you know me my whole life.

Do you know me, to let someone just be mean to me,

and I don't say nothing?

Come on, you know me.

They're like, "Oh, you should be fired."

I was like, "if anyone needs to be fired,

we all need to be fired for every single word."

Everyone should be fired at this point

for insubordination... everyone.

Coming up...

He said last night that he's gonna give you an ultimatum...

either him or me.

If you give me an ultimatum,

you can pack your ----ing sh-- and walk off the boat.

They're trying everything in their power to get me fired.

Everyone should be fired

at this point for insubordination...

everyone.

I think I better go to bed, I have work, fortunately.

Or if they're trying to fire me, so I don't know.

There is no apologies gonna be made on my end,

because I've had it with him

and I'm not gonna apologize to him in any way, shape, or form.

Do you think I could get you

to help me carry my suitcase off the boat?

-Yeah. -That'd be epic.

I woke up and I got cramp in my calf muscle,

and it was a combination of, like,

the two worst kind of pains.

I always tell myself it's fine,

and then just kind of, like, just try and just push through,

and just it will be fine, usually.

Open.

Hi!

Hi, I'm just leaving, I wanted to say goodbye.

-You're leaving now? -Yeah, yeah.

I don't have on any makeup or anything.

-Yeah, just gimme a big hug. -Oh!

Bye.

I don't think Lexi's a bad person,

but she definitely said some things that I, like,

wildly do not agree with.

So, I don't know if I'd be BFFs with her,

just because I think we have very different values

about a lot of things.

Well, thank you for everything.

-Thank you, too. -Yeah.

I'm sorry for everybody.

No, honestly, it was...

-It was very... -It was fun.

Honestly, I'm stoked to be back in my ----ing bed

My leg's ----ing so sore climbing up the bunks.

I have a definitely new appreciation

for all interior crew forever and ever

and ever and ever and ever.

-That's good! -Yeah.

Working in yachting, this is what happens.

You just gotta keep going.

Thank you for coming into this crazy mess.

It's much appreciated.

Find your next boat, find your next captain...

you'll prove yourself.

Absolutely not.

Dude, I'm taking that ----ing off my CV.

It's filler, and clearly it's just confusing people.

Morning.

Oh, you wanna talk to me?

-Oh, yeah. -Oh, okay.

But no... but honestly, it's no rush.

You get ready and whatever, and...

Oh, okay.

Is everyone else up?

Actually, yeah, everyone's awake.

I just haven't seen Mzi or Lexi.

That was awkward last night.

Yeah.

What do you reckon?

Are you guys gonna talk to Captain Sandy?

Yeah.

Between you two, it just starts with, like, something little,

and then it grew from there, you know?

Mm-hmm.

And, like, when you guys start insulting each other,

while neither of it is...

Was I insulting her, though?

Uh, yeah.

I was saying she was a horrible person.

No, you're a horrible human, and no one likes you here.

-I don't like you. -Yeah.

I feel bad about my behavior,

because, like, it ruined everyone else's time, too.

But I'm not gonna apologize. I meant exactly what I said.

I don't really wanna be around her.

Most people who talk like that.

-Morning. -Morning.

How are you this morning?

Oh *bleep*.

Where are the guys at?

I have a feeling they're just coming now.

Did the girls speak to Sandy last night, Captain Sandy?

Not last night.

Gentlemen, so first things first...

last night was a night.

Everyone okay?

You're alive, Mzi.

As your head of department, if anyone does have any concern,

you can always come to me,

and then I can bring that to Captain Sandy.

I don't want anyone on here to feel like they can't

voice a complaint or be upset by something.

Yeah, I was absolutely shattered.

This time, she can't say she was so drunk she doesn't remember.

It's true, she was sober.

That comment surprised me, the abortion thing,

and it affects me more, because in the last year,

I've become quite anxious, and then I don't like aggressive,

violent situations anyway.

Just being around everyone shouting,

it's my idea of my worst nightmare.

You never should have to just be okay with some things

that are inappropriate.

That's that.

And then today, we have a boat to wash.

Ye.

Katie, Katie, when you have a minute,

I'm ready for that conversation.

Copy, Captain Sandy,

I'll be up in about five minutes to the bridge.

Why did I leave bottle service?

-Ugh. -Are you gonna be okay?

-It's much better today. -Okay.

Today it's more sore. Yesterday was pure pain, ooh.

Ooh.

*bleep* I'm scared.

You know, myself and Malia are the ones

that are responsible that explain to the captain

why there's a weird dynamic on board,

or why something's happening.

Captains aren't stupid,

they pick up sh-- even if they're not around.

What now?

So, yesterday was such a sh-- show.

The thing is, like, it was sort of Mat and Lexi.

I mean, they already have this

they don't really like each other.

They went at it.

Where?

They started at lunch at the falls,

so after we'd walked around, we had lunch.

Who started it?

I don't actually know who started it.

I know Mat, he's not a victim in this.

* Show your true colors, and that's why I hate you *

They're both bad, and they both fuel the fire.

Mm-hmm.

Lexi obviously takes the comments

and the things she says to a whole new level.

And then at dinner it kicked off, like, properly.

She pretty much told him he should have been aborted.

She called him the "R" word.

Ugh ----ing hell, bro.

This is ridiculous.

I don't really know, like, who started it completely,

but I know it was both sides, it wasn't just...

Well, did you hear anything that Mathew said,

or only what Lexi said?

Yeah, no, he said stuff as well.

He just says, "No one likes you," and stuff like that.

And she did say some sh-- to Courtney as well,

because Courtney kind of stood up and was, like,

"I'm so ----ing sick of this," like,

"you were both in the wrong."

"Like, you both should have been fired,

but you're both still here."

And then Lexi kind of called Courtney lazy and sh--

at her job, and I was, like, that's definitely not the case.

And I've come you neutral, just so you're aware,

because that is an ongoing problem, obviously,

and, you know, people saying

they can't work with her or vice-versa.

Here's what I wanna do.

I wanna get Mathew, Lexi, and you in the main salon.

-Mm-hmm. -Then we're gonna have a talk.

Yeah.

Even though the crew are out for dinner,

they still represent the vessel,

so their behavior has to emulate what you would be on board.

Mathew, Lexi, and Katie, we're all meeting in the bridge salon.

-Copy. -Copy.

I must maintain that within the crew.

Sometimes it doesn't happen,

and that's when I have to fire people.

Hola.

-No, sit there. -Oh.

Coming up...

-Tell me why you're limping. -I fell.

Let me see your injury. That's a major injury.

Mathew, Lexi, and Katie,

we're all meeting in the bridge salon.

Hola.

-No, sit there. -Oh.

Yesterday, you guys had an incredible day planned

to go watersports,

Krka Falls, beautiful lunch, beautiful dinner.

How does it turn into fighting?

Do you want... can I speak?

Yes.

So, I don't know, Mathew has been attacking me

from second charter,

and yesterday I literally tried to avoid him like the plague,

because he'd been drinking that morning.

So, you woke up and started drinking?

-Everyone did. -Fine.

Who started it?

Mathew. He says stuff to get under my skin.

"Oh, I don't want her here, nobody likes you,

why are you here, we should switch Delaney for you,"

And you agree, you heard it.

Yeah, I'm... yeah.

He was saying that all day, just trying to irk with me.

I disagree. She feeds off it.

Since the first charter, we didn't get along.

We had issues in the galley.

She called me a *bleep*.

She told me I should have been aborted multiple times.

I said your mom shouldn't have brought you in this world,

because the thing... he's disgusting.

You said...

no, you said, "Your mum should have... "

-And he... -"... aborted you..."

-And he said... -and you said that a few times.

Well, he says very wild stuff,

and I feel like he gets a pass because he's liked.

You do provoke each other.

It was from the first charter we didn't get along.

None of you are innocent in this.

No, none of us are innocent

but he was poking me the whole day.

Can I please speak?

I think where people get so aggressive towards you,

or, like, whatever it is,

because if Mathew says something to you, your reaction,

Lexi, goes to a whole nother level.

That's why people are siding with him.

They're harboring old feelings,

and I feel like I can never get...

-Yeah, so it kind of... -...those old feelings gone.

Well, I was called a *bleep* last night.

-So... -By whom?

Courtney.

That word's thrown around a lot, but if I say it, it's bad.

Oh, my gosh, if you feel attacked,

you go to your chief stew.

If you're not getting any help from her,

you come straight to me.

Your work ethic, for me,

in my eyes, you're there for the guests, okay?

That's what I see.

What I'm hearing is that you are difficult to live with now.

I find it very difficult to work with her

-in the galley and on service. -Okay.

Well, he said last night that he's gonna

give you an ultimatum... either him or me.

Is that true?

Did you not say that?

I said that at the moment, yeah.

I don't wanna be ever given an ultimatum.

-Ever. -Yeah.

And if you give me an ultimatum,

you can pack you're ----ing sh-- and walk off the boat.

-Yeah. -That's how I feel.

Because I will never be given that ultimatum.

You can go, you're dismissed.

Courtney and Malia, come to the bridge deck salon.

You can go.

Do you think we all have to go for this meeting?

On my way.

Did you call Lexi a *bleep*?

It came out by accident, but it wasn't...

I said... as soon as it came out, I was like,

"Sorry, I did not mean to call you that."

Sorry for saying the "C" word.

I did get angry because I feel like

I've been biting my tongue a lot this whole season.

How can such a beautiful day turn into such a disaster?

Them two are, like, at each other.

They were both in the wrong.

She said things to Mat, she said things to Mzi now.

She told Mat he should have been aborted.

And he said things back. I'm not defending him.

You know what I find interesting?

How everybody starts with Lexi.

It's like I understand she's got a problem,

but no one starts with Mathew.

They both stooped really low last night,

but the problem is this isn't her first time.

It's coming off the back of that first night...

Okay.

Where she literally picked a fight with everyone.

She pushed Mzi the first night.

-You're being a kiss-ass! -No, listen...

Hey, oh! Enough!

She threatened to slap Mathew last night.

I will smack the *bleep* outta you.

Do it.

She gets super, super nasty.

You know, then other people stand up to, like,

butt in, and then she starts going at them.

But I do think Mathew instigated it last night.

-Thanks. -Yeah.

Lexi, Lexi, to the bridge deck aft.

-Hey. -Hey.

Oh, Lexi.

-From what I've seen... -Mm-hmm.

You're a terrific human being.

Now, I don't go out and drink with you,

-And I don't go out and... -Right.

...have these experiences.

Threatening people, saying the things that you say...

I told him I would smack him, but I didn't really mean that.

Considering how it's permeated through the entire boat...

Mm-hmm.

And some people just can't get around it...

Yeah.

Worst human I've ever met.

-The many outweigh the one. -Mm-hmm.

And I have to make a hard decision,

and it's not easy for me.

Considering how it's permeated through the entire boat,

threatening people, saying the things that you say,

I have to make a hard decision.

I have to let you go.

It's... it'll be weird staying...

It... I agree.

Because they have their gel and I don't fit in the gel.

When you get in people's faces and threaten them physically,

especially in a workplace, that will never work for you.

That's something that I would really take a hard look at.

But the reality is, I'm really sorry that this...

I know.

...came to this, because I wanted to finish

with my original crew.

Thank you. Gimme a hug.

You're a good person.

You just have some things to learn.

-I know, but Mathew? -I know, he's not...

-Ugh! -I know, don't worry.

I came to my decision to let Lexi go

because Lexi crossed the line.

Malia, Malia, come to the crew mess.

Copy, on my way.

If I have a crewmember that's poking the bear

when they're off the boat, they need to figure that out.

That's not for me to resolve.

And if I have one person that's disturbing the entire crew,

I need to let go of that person.

Katie, Katie, come to the crew mess.

On my way.

It's okay, I can do stairs and sh-- now.

But it's only, like, actually, if anything,

just ----ing presses, like, on it.

Thank you. Appreciate that.

Can you get Lexi's luggage?

-Yes. -Thank you.

So, I just let her go.

She was very graceful about it.

Mm-hmm.

You might wanna go talk to her.

Yeah.

Ow, *bleep*.

Considering Delaney is still here, it's an option.

She's not a stew, but at least you have another person.

It's up to you.

-I'll think about it. -Thanks.

Can you get her luggage? You need help?

-Yeah, I can get it, yeah. -Okay.

-Ooah! -There.

Are you good?

I mean, it is what it is, like...

-Yeah. -Yeah, anyways, excuse me.

Um... okay.

She doesn't really wanna talk.

So I'll talk to her later.

Oh, she doesn't? Where is she?

She did?

And then there were two.

Who has demons from yesterday?

This guy!

Oh, the roses!

[laughing]

-Oh, was that planned? -The rose plan.

I wasn't planning...

I hadn't plan to be so smashed, though.

I'm not embarrassed at all about the flowers.

It's more frustrating than anything else

that I was so, so trashed.

To be fair, it was taken with grace.

Yeah.

I will have a conversation at some stage,

just to respect the other person's space.

The flowers.

[laughing]

She has to be let go.

I think it's the best decision for the boat.

Now I need to make a decision about interior.

She said, "You have the option of having Delaney back."

I was like *bleep* sh--.

I know.

We've got a lot to do, and I've got no about how to do it.

You all right?

-Yeah. -I'm just over it.

Like, I mean, Katie tried to say bye, but I was like,

"Don't say 'bye' to me," so, goodbye.

I want you to know, Lex, I think you both were in the wrong,

and I know that you're the only one leaving,

and that probably seems unfair, but...

If you do mind, I wanna, like, be alone.

Well, when you are ready, we can say goodbye.

Yeah, definitely.

What the *bleep*...

Deck crew needs to clean their cabin, huh?

Mathew, Mathew, meet me in the galley.

Okay, so, I let Lexi go,

but your behavior is also not, you know...

Obviously, you had a thing

that just couldn't reset with her.

-I just need you to own it. -Yes.

-Okay. -Yeah.

And then also, you are replaceable.

I know, I know.

There's someone sitting in quarantine right now

to take your job.

So, just don't ever, ever do an ultimatum.

That really disturbed me,

especially since our rocky start.

You are like a head chef. You have to rise above that.

Yeah.

So, I really need you to act that part.

I will.

I want Mathew to stay because the chef I have in quarantine

doesn't have the CV that Mathew has.

Not one person has complained about his food.

I'm not gonna risk screwing that part up because of his comment.

Sometimes it's better to go with the devil you know

than the devil you don't know.

-I'm sorry for my part. -I know you are.

-Where's Lexi? -Packing.

Yep.

Captain Sandy did.

I think Lexi being fired is a big relief.

I mean, it's a ticking time bomb.

It was meant to happen.

I don't know about that yet.

Ah *bleep* me.

Hey, Lex?

Hey, can I just come in and get changed?

I've got my... okay.

Lex, need a hand?

Why would I say bye to the crew

that was being extremely fake and evil?

Why do I have to be nice to you

when you weren't being nice to me at all?

They don't exist in the room, they're not acknowledged.

Are you gonna say bye?

She didn't want... she just wanted to go.

Come on, lemme help you.

That one's heavy, I'll take that sh--.

Then there was two stews left in the boat.

All right, I'll help you off with these.

Thank you.

I hate that I said things I said.

This thing's heavy.

But I really hate that I got to his level.

And I feel like, in a way, he won.

-Thanks, Malia... -Yeah.

For all your help.

I'm now wallowing in the mud with you, so you won.

Good luck.

Thank you. Have a good charter season.

-Bye. -Bye.

Coming up...

But you should have come to me.

I'm not a chief officer.

I don't give a *bleep*!

You should have come to me that he was hurt!

-I didn't know it was that... -Stop making excuses, Malia!

-Captain Sandy, I didn't know... -No!

Oh, good... so, everybody, have a seat.

Obviously, Lexi's been let go,

and we have two charters left.

I'm hoping we can bring back a third stew

and finish our charter season.

Unfortunately, I wanted to finish with the same crew

I started with, but that didn't happen.

No name-calling. That's, like, for children.

We're all adults here.

And no threatening.

My ultimate goal as a captain is to provide for the client.

I don't wanna see them suffer.

This is a big challenge, and we're gonna move through this.

It's done. You don't ever have to think about it again.

Now we move on, and don't worry,

because I think you're amazing.

So let's get ready and do our best.

Okay.

-Thanks. -Thank you.

Thank you, Sandy.

I think I've got a technique going quicker downstairs,

but not just up them yet.

[text chime]

Check this message I got from Delaney saying,

"It was epic to meet you,

and I wish you an amazing rest of season."

Hope she comes back.

Ha!

What, what does she...

No, I think it's to everyone.

She just messaged, "It was epic to meet you."

It wasn't copy and pasty, was it?

You guys got the same message?

Oh, now I don't feel special!

Sh--.

Yeah, this one says, "It was epic to meet you."

She copy-and-pasted you guys.

-Wow. -What the *bleep*?

-It meant a lot to her. -Now, that is moral fiber.

Looking good.

-How's your leg? -Feeling sore.

-I'm worried about you. -Yeah.

Let's put our favorite awning up.

Here, you grab that.

-Got it. -Nice!

Yeah.

All right, enjoy your evening, thanks for today.

I don't know what's happening,

if we're getting a new person or if Delaney's coming back,

but either way, Dave, you can move back in with Mathew.

Cool.

Should we do it in shifts?

Yeah.

It's like a messy break-up.

There's sh-- everywhere.

Nothing personal, but Dave moving out feels great.

Jesus Christ!

What the *bleep* happened in here?

You've got three guys in one room.

It's not necessarily the best fresh air.

This is about a thousand times better...

-God! -than it was this morning.

-Oh magunga. -Oh magunga!

Mathew, Katie, Malia, meet me in the crew mess

for charter number six preference sheet meeting.

Charter number six.

We're three-quarters of the way through.

Anthony Evans and Chris Loar.

-Anthony is a gospel artist... -Wow!

Vocal producer, and author who loves any trip

that involves water.

He met Chris, an entrepreneur, at church.

I love that he's a gospel singer.

I always wanna go to church like that, that's, like, so...

-The music? -Yeah!

I know, it's the only reason I used to go to church,

-was the music. -Yeah.

Myca is Chris' wife, an interior designer.

Ben was in Chris and Myca's wedding,

and is a firefighter in Los Angeles.

Also joining are Reyn, a finance consultant,

and Andre, an ex-pro basketball player turned coach.

Ooh!

These guests are looking forward to a mixture of adventure

and time to stop and smell the roses.

See the primary doesn't drink.

-That's a nice treat. -Mm-hmm.

So, itinerary requests.

This active group plans to use all the water toys.

During their trip,

they'd love to get off the boat for a scenic picnic.

I feel like this is gonna be heavy on you guys this trip.

Yeah.

Holly has a cumin allergy and Reyn is lactose intolerant.

They would like an Italian feast,

with the table fully decorated with roses.

Mm, nice.

I'm getting really nice vibes.

All right, awesome.

And when we got to that meal at the waterfall, it was,

like, I've just literally been saucing

since the minute I woke up.

Well, I pretty much forgot about the hotel meal.

I thought that whole night was...

-Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Completely.

-The speech? -Yeah.

-Yeah. -Yeah.

I'd forgotten that Lexi was gassing

while you were doing that speech.

From the first night,

when our chef got a little sore knee, yeah?

I just...

I try not to say stuff, but, like,

last night I told her to shut up.

Lexi, sit back and shut up, yeah?

All right.

'Sup? How you feeling?

Good.

Either way, it's gonna be ----ed.

It obviously can be quite intense.

Like, I mean the hours that you work can get quite long.

How are you guys gonna do it with two people?

Isn't that gonna be crazy?

Yeah, but I don't know if she really helps.

It is all good.

Cheers, guys, and have a good week.

Even if you just, like, stick her in laundry?

I don't know.

It's like it can help, but it can also make it more work.

These people seem nice,

but they're gonna be a lot, you know?

Hectic.

If we're running down a person on interior,

then of course we're always happy to help out,

but only after everything on deck is taken care of.

Because I'm not gonna look like sh-- because a guest

is gonna come out and the sun deck hasn't been

reset because the deck crewmember's

too busy doing laundry. *bleep* no.

That's not gonna happen.

[sighs]

It's so weird, having all this space again.

Yeah.

-It's so nice. -It's lush.

I can't...

honestly, I'm stoked to be back in my ----ing bed, eh?

Yeah.

So sore, climbing up the bunks.

I would so much rather, like, work harder and work longer.

And, like, I already don't really take breaks anyway,

so nothing really changes for me in that department.

Than have the emotional stress of bringing somebody new in,

or bringing Delaney back.

I just feel like this is what we're gonna do.

[alarm rings]

[yawns]

[yawns]

Cute!

Oh, my God, I want you to braid my hair!

-You wanna start in laundry? -Yeah.

Something smells delicious, what's he cooking?

Hello.

Do you wanna do Captain Sandy's cabin,

-and I'll do bridge? -Yeah, sure.

Also, I've made up my mind about these next two trips.

Mm-hmm.

I think it's best it's just me and you.

I think we'll be fine.

We got this, sister.

Sh--.

Three nights.

Woo!

Are we gonna...

Oh, I can't float that, bloody dangerous, that.

[laughing]

-Knock, knock. -Come on in.

I cannot believe we only have two charters left.

Captain Sandy, Katie.

Can you please meet me in the main salon?

Copy.

It's always this charter, it's the hardest.

-What, second to last? -Yeah.

They'll love us.

I gotta tell you, like, I was, like, not sleeping well,

thinking about this next two charters.

Yeah.

I'm not gonna pressure you to do anything.

I do not want the client to feel the impact.

-Yeah. -That's all I...

-I mean, and... -That's my reason.

Even though it makes sense to have an extra hand on board,

that last trip was actually more work, and I had four stews.

I just have to really trust my gut with this one.

Okay.

Because last time I didn't, and I have thought about it,

and I think this is the best decision for the client as well.

Because everyone will feel lighter, happier,

including myself.

Well, you've made a decision.

-I have. -I trust you.

-Okay. -Okay.

-Thank you, Captain Sandy. -You're welcome, thanks.

I think it may be harder on her, but I do trust her.

So, I need to allow Katie to have this journey,

and support her.

Coming up...

I don't give a *bleep*. He hits his head, anything...

Ah, provisions.

All crew, all crew, looks like provisions

have started to arrive.

Ow!

Ooh!

Oh.

We haven't gotten flowers yet.

I get flowers all the time.

[laughing]

-Can we keep them? -Yeah, Courtney!

Thank you!

Is this for Courtney or Coco?

Oh! Mzi, you are so sweet.

Nice for you to put them in water, finally.

I did, I put them in...

yeah, it's because we were drunk and tired.

So the next day, they were straight in water.

I mean, they are in a glass, not a vase, but it's a nice glass.

Yeah.

Whew.

I'll go do a working permit,

so we can put someone over the side.

Who wants to go?

-I'll do the forward ones. -Can you?

Yeah.

I don't know that I can put you over,

-knowing that you're injured. -No.

Only do it if you feel like you can, with your leg.

-Yeah, it'll be fine. -Okay.

Are you vibing right now?

I don't know, because I'm feeling tension again.

Yeah, but different tension, right?

Yeah.

Are you all right?

Yeah.

Hey, Malia, what's your location?

Bridge deck aft.

Can you come to the starboard side of the main deck?

Copy, on my way.

Tell me why you're limping.

I fell.

-And? -Injured myself.

Lemme see your injury.

-That's a major injury. -Bruised it.

How did you do that?

Fell off the side of the hot tub the other night.

Why wasn't it reported to me?

You, I'm really disappointed in, one thousand percent.

It's a ----ing incident,

and you will not be getting in that harness,

going on the side of the boat.

Go make the report now.

I'm really disappointed, Malia.

This is something you do not keep from the captain, at all.

Understood.

-It was... okay. -It was what?

He fell, he injured himself, and I had no idea.

Why didn't you report to me that he's injured?

Because it was a bruise.

You know what, you can minimize this all you want...

I asked him if he needed to see a doctor, he said no, he...

I don't want him in the harness. Find someone else.

Learning about David's injury really pisses me off.

Not reporting this is a safety issue.

What happens is the crewmember becomes a liability

to the vessel and to the owner.

They have to be physically fit to be able

to perform their duties, especially on deck.

The fact that Malia knew about his injury is not okay with me.

She broke my trust.

Whoa!

Oh, there's a lot of laund.

What's going on?

We're so under-crewed, but it's great.

If I'm making an incident report for David,

can I see the ones for--

-No, it's in the medical log. -Okay.

But you should have come to me when he got hurt.

I understand that.

I did my part of it,

where I asked him do you need to see a doctor.

-No, no, no, Malia... -Is it serious.

No, no.

I'm not a chief officer.

I don't give a *bleep*!

You should have come to me that he was hurt!

-I didn't know it was that... -Stop making excuses, Malia.

-Captain Sandy, I didn't know... -No!

...it was that bad of an injury.

Well, it's pretty bad.

I don't wanna take the risk, Malia.

Fine!

You call me when someone's hurt. I made it very clear.

Injuries... if any guests or you guys are injured in any way,

I wanna be the first to know about it.

So, stop trying to make excuses. Get back to your job.

*bleep*

Next, on "Below Deck Med"...

-Hey, hey. -Hi!

I'm Anthony.

You're gonna have pure perfection.

-Mzi! -Oh no!

-Are you okay? -I'm freaking out.

Can you say a little prayer that they love everything tonight?

I'm not a ----ing mother.

I will hate you in a minute.

Ah!

I think those two skis might have gone into town.

They went under that bridge?

Go get them.

Guys!

----ing idiot!

Ready? Candid laughter.

Ha ha!

We got married, bitches!

-You've done it all. -Yeah.

Do you want another drink?

No rush, I'm just... I'm hanging.

Harmless flirting, you know? I'll take it.

You got rigatoni bolognaise with parmesan.

The client pulled out her own paddleboard.

Who's your early morning guy?

-Mzi. -What the *bleep*?

Please take the anchor ball down.

-Ugh! -Don't look like pros.

Deck crew, really pissing me off.

-We're a two-man team. -Like, I can't take it.

Captain Sandy, you're very close to the dolphin.

*bleep*