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Previously, on "Below Deck Med"...

- Oh, lay-days! - Ladies!

Don't eat corn, gluten-free, or high carb.

Eats dairy-free, keto.

Come on, Dave, take a seat.

Any sane person should be a little scared of Danielle.

Oh, yes!

[bleep] I burned the [bleep] out of my finger.

- It's pretty bad. - Oh!

All these different preference lists would be

hard enough with two hands, and now I only have one good one.

I'm in ----ing pain.

Can we get some plates?

Oh, my God.

Need some help in the interior?

I got this girl in quarantine, we have an extra bed.

I'm willing to give her a shot for this charter.

I'm adding someone.

She is a deck stew, but she's coming out to help interior.

I have never worked interior.

Everything will be new, but you know...

- Okay. - Think on my feet kinda thing.

Yeah.

The staffing agency thought maybe this could be

an opportunity to help you out.

Things need to be done properly,

and now that we do have an extra hand, there is no excuse.

So, I don't wanna have ranks anymore.

Okay.

Mat, this is your roomie.

- Delaney. - Nice to meet you.

Management just called.

We cannot allow cabin-sharing between a male and a female.

The liabilities are too high, and the risk is too much.

And Delaney stays, the three girls are gonna

have to go into the three-bedroom cabin;

I'll move in with Malia.

David would go back into Mat's cabin,

and then Lloyd and Mzi move into my cabin.

For me, it seems like it's causing

more problems than it's worth.

I'm here with a positive attitude and hard work.

Look, you can stay till the end of the charter,

- and we'll talk then. - Okay.

That looks nasty over there.

Yeah, that's coming straight for us.

The minute you see the anchor, we're gonna let it go again.

Oh! Holy sh--!

Red on deck, red on deck.

Ah!

[shouts]

It's storming like nothing.

Holy sh--.

----ing crazy looking out there.

Look at these waves.

I'm scared, I want outta this place.

Deck crew, deck crew, Lexi.

Holy sh--!

Getting a little nervous.

Lloyd, Lloyd, Lexi.

It's wild.

Ah!

Holy sh--!

This is gonna pass, I promise.

Lloyd, Lloyd, Lexi.

Lexi, we are anchoring.

Come on.

Red on deck, red on deck!

Ah!

You could drop the anchor.

- Lloyd, are you okay? - Yeah.

Woo!

Oh, sh--.

Yeah.

Ready to drop.

Okay, deck crew's moving the boat.

I put those there--

...has bit. A long stay, 11:00.

Okay, great, let's get Jake in.

Yeah, I was asking if they had,

like, a space where I could have stashed them really quick.

Well, you could bring them to laundry.

Holy sh--.

While we're wet, we might as well check the decks.

Yeah.

Oh.

You have every right to be stressed the [bleep] out,

- like, I, like... - Like, that's all it is.

- It's just all the other sh--. - Yeah.

Ow!

I know it's hectic for you, but it'd probably be easier

for us to sail through the next two charters.

No, her work ethics great.

It's not that, it's like she's...

The moving and stuff.

Yeah, and then I'm worried that if we do all of this

and then she's, like, not... because, you know,

she does wanna be a deckhand, so I get it.

Like, she's in a sh-- situation.

Yeah.

Moving six people around for one person

doesn't make sense to me,

but denying help when I've been asking for it

also doesn't make sense.

It makes me look like a ----ing hypocrite.

Like, I feel responsible because it's my department

that keeps causing all this ----ing sh--

for the rest of the crew.

- Is she on break now? - Yeah.

Whatever I choose, I'm gonna let somebody down.

It's a lose-lose, basically.

Like, somebody's gonna get hurt and it's gonna be because of me.

[bleep] it, I might as well just go work.

Captain Sandy, Katie. What is your location?

On the bridge.

- Okay, so... - Thank you.

What do you wanna do? You wanna ride jet skis?

We can't do that, it's too windy.

Oh, yeah, it's probably way too windy.

It's choppy.

The sun's coming out a little.

- Probably gonna cry. - Why?

So, I spoke to her, and, like, I look like a total bitch,

you know, but I was just being honest with her.

I was like, look, I brought you on for good will,

and even though, yeah, it does help,

I just worry that it's gonna cause

more sh-- than it's worth, basically.

Okay, so that's probably a little bit too much soap, oops.

And she's like, "Well, that's not fair."

And I'm like, "It totally isn't fair."

Like, that's such a sh--ty thing.

Hurting people, and especially if it's, like,

something I've done to somebody, is, like,

the biggest trigger for me.

I think because when I feel pain,

I feel it so deeply that it, like...

it's like, how am I gonna get past this?

Like, it just hurts.

My whole body aches that,

like, I ----ing struggle with that, like, so much.

She wants to stay, right?

Yes, she does, and that's why I feel bad.

Right.

Like, I look like a total bitch because I'm just, like, look...

- You're not. Look... - But it's just, like...

You're just being honest, Katie.

Yeah.

Like, you know what, if you're fine in the interior

and you don't need the help, you can let her go.

I promise, she will be fine.

- Yeah. - Okay.

Okay, go get some rest.

- No, I have to serve lunch. - Oh.

Ow, ow, ow.

How was your break?

- What? - I know.

If I do a good job, she really has no leg

to stand on to, like, get rid of me.

Yeah.

You know, my mom was adopted, so a big part of her life

has always been helping foster kids.

So, she taught me acceptance

and, like, the more, the merrier.

So, when I joined the boat I was under the mentality

that other people felt like that, and people would be,

like, yeah, like, a new friend, have her join, this is epic.

That's not exactly what happened, but I wanna be here.

If I need to prove to Katie that I'm an asset to the team,

then I'll do it.

I'm just gonna do a good job.

Yes, girl, let's slay together.

Hey, what are you doing on your phone?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Quite a body.

Quite.

Wow, that's... yeah.

Delaney has quite the Instagram.

Look how good I look in this,

and by the way, look how good I look in this.

No, I wasn't...

No! Shh, don't do that!

No, man, stop it!

- I don't get it. - This is hot.

You're hot.

Courtney, I'll swap out with you for a second.

- Want me to go up? - Yeah...

Who doesn't wanna eat Mexican for lunch?

Yeah, it's taco day.

Every meal, I've been picking a cuisine

and then work backwards from there.

Give them something unhealthy, give them something healthy,

give them something gluten-free, something fried,

something grilled.

I've had a perfect season so far,

and I just wanna keep it that way.

Can we get three shots of tequila?

Three shots of tequila, of course.

Hey.

- Yeah. - Awesome.

There's a ripping current, so...

No, I know.

So I know today's not the biggest water sports day,

but we can come up with other fun things.

We've got beer pong, flip cup.

- Yes! - Yeah.

Oh, yes!

We should set the fire alarm off and have the guys run up

and be, like, "Is there a fire?"

Yes, oh, my God, yes.

You guys wanna get lunch?

Lunch is ready.

Today's going solid.

I didn't even put out a fire with my hand.

We have gluten-free crumbed chicken legs.

Mexican style prawns.

Do the shrimp have butter?

No butter in the shrimp.

Thank you.

All right, it obviously sucks that they can't do water sports.

Yeah.

We have to make today fun for them.

How do you feel about dressing up in a fireman's outfit?

Do a little dance, bring them down,

play beer pong with them.

Leave you to it?

You ready?

Yeah.

Yeah, I love guacamole.

Did you do any of that ironing yet?

- These ones are done. - All right.

This was the best meal of the whole trip.

You say that every time.

This was the best.

I was trying to diet.

None of that here.

Are we gonna do the fire alarm?

Oh!

[bell ringing]

Muster stations!

That's the alarm!

That's literally the alarm!

[cheering]

[shouting]

Come on, David!

I'm not Magic Mike.

I think that's well established, yeah.

Woo!

Woo-hoo!

Damn!

I wish I had champagne.

She loves it.

Woo!

Okay, let me in there.

Look at this!

[shouting]

You guys are the best.

That was the best surprise.

- Loved it! - Oh, my God.

- Yes! - We're ready.

Great!

What are you all gonna drink?

- We'll drink water. - I'm not gonna be sober.

Oh, David, you're trying to get us blackout for dinner.

Well, I'm gonna go to bed soon, so it's fine for me.

[laughing]

- Oh, what'd you get? - Don't worry about it.

Hello, ladies.

Do we wanna do 8:00 again for dinner?

Yeah, so I'm gonna let the chef know 8:00 for dinner.

Thank you so much.

- You ready to play? - Yeah!

- Ah! - Woo!

That...

My forearm is way nicer than yours... look at that.

You can't even concentrate.

Oh, my God.

Throw it!

I'm the number one physical education teacher in America.

Would you like to enroll in one of my classes?

Yes.

When the weather's sh--,

we all have to turn into entertainers.

What the [bleep] is she doing?

But I'm not actually pimping out my deck crew, so...

Woo, 69, 69, I swallow.

You can go take a cold shower.

Let me see what's going on.

It's been six years with no ring.

I don't swallow.

We gotta work on you.

David, would you propose to me on charter?

No, but he's not, because you don't swallow.

- Oh! - We could work around things.

Wow, now say goodbye to your fireman.

Coming up...

Sorry.

I've got this girl in my cabin,

and I'm stuck in this musty chief officer's cabin.

I blame Lexi for us bringing on a fourth stew

who's now taking my ----ing cabin.

This is ridiculous.

It's been six years with no ring, so I don't swallow.

David, would you put a ring on it after this charter?

He's not gonna let you, because you don't swallow.

Oh, wow.

No, I just gotta get these guys in their epaulettes.

- No. - It's been a pleasure.

See you later.

Get in the hot tub.

Yikes. Okay.

How's your hand?

Disgusting, wanna look at it?

Kinda and kinda not, but kinda.

Oh.

Yo, yo, I want my cabin back tomorrow.

You're gonna sleep in Marten's cabin for the charter.

- Share with Marten. - Yeah.

It's messing up our tip.

I... shut the [bleep] up.

I'm ready. We're doing this.

- Yes. - Well done, guys.

Bit rocky at times, but we got through it.

It's been a wild one.

These girls are loose.

I think they had a good time.

No, absolutely do not tell them that.

They love tacos.

Thanks, babe.

- Not a problem. - I love you.

Thank you.

- How you doing, bro? - Suffering.

You'll be okay.

- Lexi? - Yeah.

- What time's dinner? - It's at 8:00.

Ooh!

- Court. - Yes?

Look at you, doing all this service and bartending.

Oh, stop it... thanks.

I'm proud of myself, how far I've come this season.

Like, five charters ago I literally hadn't really been

out of, like, laundry and housekeeping,

and now I feel like I can, like, handle anything.

I need water.

Five years?

It's very similar to on "Gossip Girl,"

but people have a perception, like, oh,

these are wealthy families, and this is their pretty daughter.

There's a lot more that goes into it,

like seven years of etiquette training, and general manners,

like count swear words on a first date.

I count under the table, and if a guy gets

past nine swear words, he does not get a second date.

Delaney or Lexi.

Hey, go ahead for Delaney.

The double cabin is free.

Copy, on our way.

Whenever you guys are ready, we can sit at the table.

You wanna drink wine with dinner?

Yes, please.

I'll take a Moscow mule.

- Okay, cool. - Yeah.

I'd love a chilled water in a martini glass,

with some sugar on the rim.

I can do that.

So, this big one, I'm gonna do two bolts or one?

No, do it...

Oh [bleep] this is filled with water!

Whew.

Martini glass with sugar on the rim and water inside.

What the [bleep]?

Beds, it's literally not rocket science.

Some people do a stewardessing course,

and I find that to be, like, really idiotic.

- Classic pesto. - Cheers.

Yep.

So, you have a classic pizza and a pesto pizza.

May I have ranch, please?

- Yes. - I can't eat it without.

Are these not gluten-free or gluten-free?

Not gluten-free.

It's an Italian hodgepodge night.

I'm doing different kinds of pizzas,

pastas with everything under the sun,

all because these preferences are insane.

Deconstructed bolognaise.

Thank you.

Pizza with ranch.

Are you waiting on gluten-free?

She's not doing family-style.

The lunch, I didn't like family-style.

For dinner, like, if you could just fix me,

- like, a dish for dinner... - That's fine.

I will pass on the message.

- Thank you, yeah. - We've been eating, sorry.

Mm, I'm good.

So, we have grilled chicken and chicken Milanese,

which is all gluten-free.

May I have red sauce without meat?

- Just tomato? - Yeah, of course.

There's just tomato sauce.

I told you, I only like white sauce.

Oh.

They want sauce that you can do without meat for the pasta.

I can do a marinara real quick.

Just tuck it like this.

Cook made this up for you.

Holy crap, thank you so much.

Krystal, did you get your entrée you ordered way earlier?

No, I just...

I'll take some off the family-style.

- I'm joking. - I don't like...

- I'm joking. - Eating family-style.

Thanks.

Are they happy?

I don't know, bro, they're so fussy.

The fish is fantastic. This is five stars.

Katie, Katie, Lexi. We're done.

Copy.

She didn't wanna do family-style.

- Ashley? - She wanted her own entrée.

Do you wanna go check on them, Court?

Yeah.

I'm actually just shocked about it, though.

She ate some.

Does anybody need another drink?

You're all good?

Cool.

Not bad.

Yeah, sure.

Aw, this is so nice.

Lex, just be careful with the beds.

Make sure they're really tight.

I've just gone and, like, tightened them all.

And one of the bathrooms didn't have a bathmat.

Oh, that was what's her name, Deloni.

- Yeah. - I'll let her know.

And yeah, just you can go to bed.

Hey, go ahead for Delaney.

Meet me in lower guest, I just wanna show you one thing.

- Hello. - Hello, hello.

You know, I just hate days like this,

because it just feels like they drag on for deck crew.

It's so long, versus a full day of water sports,

- it's just gone like that. - Yeah.

That has makeup on it. We will hide it for now.

Okay, change it tomorrow?

- Yeah, we'll change it tomorrow. - Okay.

Noted.

That's it. Dream team.

All right, I'm outta here.

Yeah, sleep well.

Okay, good night.

How are you?

Honestly, yo, yo...

It makes no sense, her being here.

David, I want a shot from you.

- Okay. - And you only, yeah.

She got my room.

I work 18 hours a day; she gets breaks.

Like, what is she doing here?

We've actually got another girl on because

Lexi couldn't do her ----ing job,

and now they're both doing the same job together.

They are basically DeLexi right now.

Like, that is what's happening.

They're just merging into one.

We can't do two more trips with this girl.

It's bothering me.

Hey...

The best tequila shot I've had.

All right, David, I'll see you in the morning.

- Long day. - Night.

Night. Sleep well.

Sleep tight.

- Hey. - Hey, sorry.

Just gotta grab something. Thank you.

I've got this girl in my cabin,

and I'm stuck in this musty chief officer's cabin.

See you in the morning.

I blame Lexi for not pulling her weight,

for us bringing on a fourth stew

who's now taken my ----ing cabin.

This is ridiculous.

It's bullsh--.

Coming up...

You've just gotta be a cold bitch.

I'll teach you the way.

I can't just buck her off.

Why?

----ing A.

[phone vibrates]

- Good morning. - Morning.

I think I might put that next to my bed.

Hey, go ahead for Delaney.

Hey, Deloni, can you come to main deck pantry?

Yep, I'll be right there.

Do you know what's really funny?

On the radio between those two...

Yeah?

She keeps calling her "Deloni,"

but she keeps responding, "Go for Delaney."

- Yeah. - All day.

Okay.

Deloni, Deloni, Lexi.

Go ahead for Delaney.

It's really hard to say.

Katie wants that whole tablecloth

that's on the ironing board, she wants that ironed

for the beach barbeque, so maybe you should turn laundry

and get that ironed right away.

Sure.

Where is everybody?

Sleeping.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

This is beautiful weather. We gotta take advantage of that.

How's my anxiety girl?

Anxiety.

Why?

She's actually doing all right,

and I'm sick of thinking about it.

[bleep] I don't think he realizes

how hard this actually is for me.

Like, I'm not a bitchy person, I'm not a bitchy chief stew.

Like, I know he means well,

or I mean, I don't know, maybe he doesn't.

But, like, right now, he just needs to stop.

Good morning.

Yeah, sure.

- I would just love an Americano. - Sure.

Dave, Dave, you're free to open the transom.

Copy.

All right, let's try this bad boy.

Morning.

Would you like an English breakfast tea?

Yes, please.

Should we slide a second fender through here now,

so it's out and up?

Okay.

He's gonna do an eggs Benedict for a special.

Yeah, I'll do what he was gonna make, that sounds good.

Yeah? Sure.

Can I get a piece of bacon?

- Yes, you can. - Yas!

Hell, yeah.

So, I've lengthened this,

because there's obviously the gap, we've lifted it.

So, it's just there to fill the gap.

I like your idea.

The slide's been a little bit weak.

Oh, my gosh.

There's been a hole.

But once we've raised it up that much,

it really changes the angle of the slide.

I started as a deck engineer.

Hell, yeah, that looks fun.

So when I'm looking at something I'll break it up and think,

can I make it any better.

Should be a lot more fun this time.

Yeah, boi.

David, David, Malia.

Let's get the jet-skis off the slide right away.

Copy.

Stage one out.

Beach picnic.

What the [bleep] can I do for these ladies?

"No onions or mushrooms, ever."

She eats like a child, doesn't she?

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah, hectic.

Is that all right for this?

No, it's... you're folding everything in thirds.

I got these, you can iron some of that out.

- Okay. - I'll fold.

Here you go.

Bon appétit.

Start loading?

Yes, and then you and I are gonna check out

this beach picnic.

Hi, could we, like, put a whole bunch of dish...

like, dish soap on those and, like...

like, make it a slip-and-slide, or...

On the... yeah...

I didn't know that's what you were talking about.

You can do it, it's just not gonna be very fun.

Yeah, let's do that.

You're in charge, Lloyd, while I'm off the boat, okay?

Okay, sweet.

So, 2:00, 2:30-ish, shall we say?

- That'd be great. - That, and slides and stuff?

Yeah, yeah, of course.

Yeah.

Like, we need to go fast.

Beach picnics are just difficult to pull off in the Med.

You get these, like, rocky sands.

You know, on this boat we've got one tender

to shuttle everything in and out.

Logistically, they can just be a nightmare.

But at this point in the season,

like, deck crew is a full-on machine.

Sweet.

[laughing]

Do you mind if get, like, a bloody Mary?

Yeah, I'll bring it to you, I'll find you.

- Thank you so much. - You're welcome.

This is the life.

Spicy bloody Marys... ooh.

I'll do a big salad with bacon, avocado,

tomatoes, everything deconstructed.

All right.

And then should I do, like, a gluten-free pesto pasta?

Oh, my God.

I feel like my mind is so preoccupied

with this Delaney situation.

Like, I just wanna do my job, because it's just consuming me.

You wanna get the slide now?

Oh, yeah.

You just need to grab onto this handle and pull yourself up.

- Do it. - Woo!

- Ah! - Ah, don't put that on me!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God!

Two guests in the water.

The slide looks great, Malia.

Yeah, it was Lloyd's idea.

- Oh! - Ah!

You wanna jump?

Okay.

Oh, you wanna wear it while you're doing that? Oh, boss.

I'd start plating, because it's nearly 2:30.

It kind of sounds weird.

It's not going fast.

[bleep] it is sinking.

That WaveRunner...

look at that WaveRunner, how it's out of the water.

Lean to your right, to your right.

Oh sh--. [bleep]

Oh, my God.

- Ah! - Oh, God!

Coming up...

It's the last supper.

He really has done such a good job so far.

It's about a four of a 10.

- Dayum. - A four out of 10?

I just have high standards when it comes to food.

Oh sh--. It is sinking.

Lean onto your right.

[bleep]

Just come straight, just come straight.

That WaveRunner...

look at that WaveRunner how it's out of the water.

I'm not getting back on with her.

I didn't mean to!

All right, let me put you on this one.

I'll take a look at it.

Lloyd, Lloyd, Malia.

Can you come to the stern, please?

Copy that.

Oh, seeing the jet-ski, how low it's sitting,

I'm like sh--, did someone forget to put the plugs in?

But, like, surely not, because that's, like...

All right, the jet-ski is not looking right.

- Yeah. - Not cool.

Get all your stuff ready.

Yeah, it's ready.

Lexi, Lexi, Katie, ready to rock and roll.

Copy.

Love you guys, thank you so much.

- Okay. - I've lost weight.

These shorts, like, won't stay up now.

Don't lose your booty, Dave!

Oh, no, no, that's gonna stay, always.

Were the bungs in?

Checked them.

She might have just sucked up a plastic bag.

I'm gonna lounge on the back.

Okay, all good.

Thank you.

I just asked Dave, but that's looking like he didn't.

That's...

Okay.

I'll just jump under there and check?

Yeah.

Malia, so...

I don't...

I don't know if that's the problem.

- So, apparently... - It's filling up with water.

Yeah.

I'm not stupid. She's covering.

I love that they have each other's back,

but in no way does Malia get to dictate

what is told to me and what isn't told to me.

I need the trust.

Yeah, I'll talk to them.

That wasn't smart.

Why are these different colors?

Okay.

If you're a chief stew, I feel like you should

be on your A game.

But I think she's distracted with the whole Deloni situation,

and so she's missing all these basic, common sense things.

- They weren't tight? - No.

- Is there a plastic bag? - No.

Mistakes happen, but it sucks.

It's in front of charter clients and Captain Sandy.

David, so this jet-ski is filling up with water.

Yeah.

I don't think the bungs were put in properly.

I checked them.

You checked them before you put them in?

No, after.

I've never actually had a near jet-ski sink from bungs,

but now it definitely won't happen again.

- Always check that. - Yeah.

Cool.

Oh, the flies are landing.

I know, I shouldn't have taken the thing off, I was premature.

Are you guys heading to the beach shortly?

- We're ready when you are. - Yeah, I think we're ready.

- Let's roll. - Have a great time, guys.

- Thank you. - I'll see you later.

Beach picnic!

Hey!

Okay, round of tequila.

Welcome!

- I will escort you over. - Perfect.

It's the sinking monster.

So pretty, guys.

Mzi, start packing away the slide.

The weather is really just participating.

There's a lot of water in there.

Come up.

I'll take a tequila shot whenever you go back.

Got you.

- I'll do a vodka soda. - Okay.

This is like my job to a T.

Like, you fake a smile and pretend

like everything's really good when it's not... it's not.

Cheers, girls.

Okay, can you reach the bungs?

Is it still coming out?

Yeah, there's a sh---ton.

It's still coming.

That is... wow, that had a lot of water in it.

Like some pasta salad?

- It's pesto pasta. - No.

I double-dare you to eat a carb.

A hundred bucks.

Are you allergic?

Okay.

[knocks]

- Yeah? - Oh, sorry.

Hey.

- There you are, mate. - Lovely. Thank you.

Copy.

That's a big cloud.

Yeah, it is.

Did you guys bring blankets?

- No. - This is a whole thing.

- We're cold. - Okay.

- Is it time to go? - We can leave.

All right.

Courtney, Courtney, Katie,

the guests are gonna be on their way back soon.

Yeah, copy that, it's all good.

They have to unpack all this, I feel horrible.

No, you don't.

- Here's your decorations. - Dresses!

Holy crap, it got really cold really fast.

It did.

- Well, that was quick. - Yeah.

I'm like, you guys requested this, you know?

Hey, girl, uniform for tonight.

Would you just be able to, like, steam them?

- Okay. - Thank you so much.

How was lunch?

This weighs 50 pounds more, we ate so much.

That's what I like to hear.

Yes, thank you.

Whend do you guys thinking that you're gonna ready for tonight?

Come out early?

- Oh, the jet-ski? - It was the bungs.

He thought they were in, but it wasn't.

All right, thanks.

The only way water gets in something

is if there's a hole, and a bag doesn't create a hole.

You know, even though Malia doesn't see this as a lie,

she's just covering for her team,

it's not doing her any justice,

because it's planting a little seed of doubt in my mind.

All right, Mzi, get up here, thank you.

Make sure you rinse off first.

- Hello. - Hi.

I don't suppose you've got number four, have you?

- Look how much... - Yeah.

-...is on there? - I see the oil on there.

Slim fit, so...

Right on.

Mother, I missed you

So, the decorations are down there,

the dresses and whatever also came.

- Yeah. - I gave it to Delaney to steam.

You know when I think of a white party,

it's definitely one of the, like, more glamorous,

so, like, glitzy, fun things you can do.

Is this a joke?

It's so not..

For some reason, our provisioner decided

that we were gonna go down the Amish theme.

- It's huge. - Can you find the waist tie?

What is that for?

It's a white party tonight,

and I asked for dresses, and this is what I got.

I'm just gonna cut this.

- Shall I cut this? - Oh, my God.

This white dress is definitely not a vibe.

Really, but should I cut it?

Yeah, right here.

- Katie's cut hers. - These are yours, dude.

Oh, fantastic.

Tell me how short you want it.

I'd rather it be long.

Just try to keep as still as possible.

Oh, my God, I think I cut yours too short, holy [bleep].

Why did I trust you?

Does my hair look super greasy?

No, you look really pretty.

That's not what I asked.

Yo, Katie, what do you think, 8:30?

Eight-thirty.

I'm gonna do Asian, like, sushi.

Asian...

There's only so many different foods you can do

when you have this many preference sheets.

Luckily, this is not a two-week charter,

or else I'd be running out of themes.

Double job?

Yeah, go two, make it special.

I feel like we need more stuff going on out here.

Should I just come out serving like this, and not say anything?

Oh, damn, daddy!

- Is my all-white working? - It's working, babes.

Are we... are we getting ready to...

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Do you want me to keep doing laundry, or is there

anything I can help you with?

Is Lexi cleaning up crew mess?

I didn't see that, but I can go do that.

All right, yeah.

I'd love to get coffee.

Come on, we're gonna be late.

If I was early, they'd be worried.

My ----ing finger, dude.

What's your vibe on people changing cabins?

I'm very neutral ground.

She wants to stay, this is the problem.

Lexi wants her to stay, because...

What, because they're best mates now?

No, because she's lazy.

You guys better be on point when I need your help.

Right, we're ready to roll.

Put the rice on the outside, since this is a white party.

Mat, every time, you're phenomenal.

Oh.

That looks all right.

Hello!

So pretty out here.

- Is it raining? - Clouds.

Oh, wow, that happened quickly.

Oh, my gosh, you look so beautiful.

Deck crew, deck crew, just a head's up... it's raining.

- Copy, thank you. - That's really good.

All right, it's raining, and we have all white.

[bleep].

- We've gotta go put covers on. - I'd better go.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yikes.

Oh sh--.

- Wow, it's really raining. - Yeah.

It's the last supper.

He really has done such a good job so far, though.

The food's been really good.

- It's... - Oh, dayum.

For you, a four out of 10?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Really? - Mm-hmm.

Wow, it's really raining.

It's the last supper.

He really has done such a good job so far.

It's about a four of a 10 on a Yelp review.

- Dayum. - A four out of 10?

Yeah.

I requested an entrée.

Like, the food's been really good for me.

We're so many different food...

Chicken fingers, Michelin star.

He can't cook a hundred things.

Yeah, no, I understand.

Lloyd, you're soaked. Do you have another shirt?

No, I'll be all right.

- All right. - Cheers.

Lexi and Delaney?

Go ahead.

All cabins are free.

- Copy. - Copy.

Yeah, all right, let's plate the sashimi first.

You're gonna do bao buns.

They're gonna be like little sandwiches, all right?

So, just, like, a piece in each.

Yeah.

And then a piece of lettuce.

All right, so Thai-style chicken satay.

Oh [bleep] yeah.

Should I put ponzu on this, or...

I wouldn't, for that ----ing lady,

because it'll probably have soy in it, right?

Oh.

- So, we have tuna sashimi. - Yum!

Thai satay chicken, and we have a Vietnamese vermicelli salad.

Yum!

That looks delicious. That's my meal.

What size towel are we putting on that little thing

next to the toilet?

- The hand towel. - Okay.

Delaney's a very fast learner, smart,

gets the point, knows what to do.

If I say do something, she's like, "Okay, I'll do it,"

and I love that about her.

Oh, they ----ed this room up today.

So, you could imagine when we didn't have you.

It took long.

Those look nice, eh?

Yo, do you want to attempt to do some of these, Lloyd?

Yeah.

That's mayonnaise, right?

I can ask for you.

I'll just ask him.

Oh, that is soaked.

Is there mayo on the bao buns?

Yeah.

Just do one without.

So, this is without mayonnaise.

Okay.

Sashimi, tuna and cucumber, and tuna, cucumber, and avo.

We have cucumber, avo, and salmon.

We've got salmon and cucumber rolls, and sashimi.

Do you want some more tuna, Krystal?

No.

As soon as cucumber touches something, it's destroyed.

- Wow. - Really?

I'm 11.5 out of 10.

- Yeah! - You rocked it with me.

You did, like, you're soaking wet.

Yeah, bra!

I literally had...

it was pouring with rain, so I'm just absolutely drenched.

I thought...

I thought he was profusely sweating

from the pressure of the cucumber rolls.

His nipples were showing.

Thank you so much for coming right here and doing that.

I would have been stressed, like, getting stuff out on time.

- Yo, are they happy? - Yeah, they're real happy.

Seriously?

You've really outdone yourself.

Everyone just be helping all the people.

The plates in the cupboard are filthy.

Who's responsible for putting that crusty plate

back in the cupboard?

- I don't know. - Well, fire them.

Ugh.

I'm just being lazy.

Whew.

I need a tea.

Yeah, but, like, you know, she's gonna wanna stay.

She made that very clear.

All right.

I'm just putting up my hands like this.

Like, whatever.

It's just all these little factors

that are now just, like, piling up on me.

- Hello, sir. - Hello.

Is the vibe okay?

It seems a bit...

I day-worked on a 70-meter.

How are we going down here?

Good.

Trying to get some of these towels out.

We have all this to steam treat.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yeah, apart from that.

I'm going to my room.

Good night.

Should put alcohol in it.

Sleep tight.

- Good night. - Night, guys.

That's gonna go in the dryer, that's gonna go in the dryers,

and I have two washers open.

So, I'm gonna start steam-treating these

so I can get these in.

Mm-hmm.

Katie, I know you don't wanna hear what I'm gonna say,

so I shouldn't even say it, right?

What are you gonna say?

I don't want that girl to be here.

I know that.

If one person can cook for 20 people,

three girls can do the interior.

Six people changing their cabins with two trips left,

to share money with someone who doesn't, like...

it makes no sense.

I love Katie, she's my favorite person I've ever worked with,

but Katie's weakness as a chief stew

is being too nice and considerate

of other people's feelings.

It's not possible to make everyone happy,

and she just needs to be the boss and make some decisions.

I want my ----ing room back.

- Should I quit a third time? - Should I say I'll quit?

Coco, let's walk together.

It's already caused so much sh-- with the crew.

----ing hell.

Coming up...

Delaney, Katie wants you to see her.

Take a seat.

I want my cabin back tomorrow.

- Hi. - Hi.

I'm just seeing if you needed anything.

Sure.

Okay, do you want me to get one?

- Okay. - The whole thing?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

[snoring]

- Good evening. - Hi.

You're not gonna stay for the show?

What's the show?

Ooh!

I heard it was getting' hot in here.

[giggling]

Oh!

Well done!

Giving the people what they want, hey?

What's your slogan?

Helping all the people with all the things.

I'll vote for you.

I don't even know what mayor is, and I'm not...

I can't vote, because I'm not American.

But if I was American...

Everybody can go to bed now.

Okay, good night.

One, two, three.

Come in.

I come with gifts.

Oh, thank you.

Okay.

We're gonna be roomies?

You wanna be roomies?

I mean, I don't have a problem moving in.

It's three girls in one cabin, two weeks.

It's not that bad.

So, cabin arrangements.

- We have to move six people. - Yeah.

People aren't happy about it.

People are really voicing that to me, and I'm just...

Well, it's up to you.

I just don't know.

If you're fine in the interior and you don't need the help,

just say "Thank you for helping us out with this charter."

I just feel bad, like, asking...

just being like, cool, thank you, see ya later,

- you know, and... - Well, don't feel bad.

- This was a fill-in. - Mm-hmm.

This wasn't a permanent position.

Yeah.

I need to allow Katie to learn from her decisions.

You're not always gonna be popular,

but you always have to make the decision

what's right for the boat.

Woman up, make a decision, and go have a conversation.

Yeah.

And be ready for the backlash, because there will be some.

Yeah.

[snoring]

What was the room situation originally?

I was with Malia and Katie was with Courtney.

What was... what...

We got into, like, a tiny argument.

You're a ----ing bosun, stand the [bleep] down!

I mean, we get along well now, everyone gets along.

Yeah.

At his point, I'm not listening to any other crewmember,

I'm not taking aboard anything else.

I know what everyone thinks, I'm not ----ing stupid.

They've said it to me this whole trip.

But at the same time, I really, really, really don't want him

to lose his sh-- and quit again.

Ultimately, it's my decision, it falls on my lap,

and look, if this blows up in my face, then that's on me.

Go ahead.

Can you tell Delaney to see me in the main salon quickly?

All right, I'll tell her.

Delaney, Katie wants you to see her.

Did she say why?

It's probably some sort of meeting about moving cabins

or something, I don't know.

I'll take over and iron it.

- Hey. - Take a seat.

Okay.

I want my cabin back tomorrow.

Um...

Next, on "Below Deck Med"...

Tomorrow you guys have a day off.

Ah!

- Whoa! - Woo!

Epic.

Oh, my God!

I feel like I've needed this for so long.

It ----ing cleans my soul, if I still have one at this point.

Coco needs dance.

Come on, Z!

Whoa!

Yeah, Courtney!

Aw, Mzi, you are so sweet.

Ooh!

No one ever puts him in his place.

He's a low hanging chef.

He's wack, and nobody, like, checks you.

I've never disliked someone more in my life.

The feeling's mutual.

You're a bad human.

If this wasn't on camera, I would have smacked your ass.

There you go, you've got a real-ass bitch.

You are a hateful girl.

Oh, my God.