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Oh, that's too adorable.

They're, like, so cute.

Oh!

How was your dinner?

Oh, my gosh, it worked out really well.

It was so magical.

Mathew has not had any complaints about the food.

Mathew's problem is Mathew.

I wanna finish with the crew I start with.

So, I'm gonna trust you to finish the season out.

-Yeah, all right. -That means the world to me.

I get to stay!

-Thank you. -Of course.

I'll have you on lates.

I do wanna rotate.

I struggle with loving people after they've really crossed me.

Of, like, human names on there?

-Yes. -Oh!

They're gonna see my success one day

and wish they were nice to me.

David, Malia.

If you want, you can go to the bridge with Captain Sandy.

Yeah, copy, heading up there now.

It's definitely a new dynamic, being attracted to my boss.

That's fine.

Savage!

At least I got my answer, right?

I came from a situation where it was,

like, a toxic work relationship.

Like, the most stressful situation of my life.

David, Babe, who cares?

The guys that we have on deck,

they aren't those sh--bag guys.

-They... they love me. -They love you.

-I love you. -Thank you.

-Mm, I love you. -Thank you.

Did the music stop?

Where is Z and Courtney?

Oh!

Oh, go, because I have to pee as well.

Someone's phone is there.

My ass is wet as [bleep].

-Bedtime? -Mm-hmm.

What are you eating?

Chips.

I got you two snack bars.

No.

Are you joking?

-No, man... -Shall I?

Yeah, I think you should.

-Yeah. Meh. -Yeah.

I'm being a massive...

Where's your meatloaf at?

Okay.

I'm gonna go to bed.

-Okay. -Don't mind her, she's...

Ugh!

Eh. Meh.

Uh-hum.

Courtney.

Mm-hmm?

You jump into your bunk.

Ooh, ugh.

Just climb up, and you'll be fine.

Go to your bunk, have a good sleep.

[bleep]

Ow!

Sh--.

Why, what is going on?

Trying to be a ----ing hero.

I had meatloaf.

Here's some water, right here.

She passed out.

I hope she sleeps well.

Go to bed, you ----ing drunkards.

[laughing]

Ugh... oh!

I know, I ----ing know, I know.

Courtney got sick in the night.

And vomited all over my bed.

My head hurts.

Oh, this is so gross.

-Oh, boo! -Yeah.

I mean it, hey?

Yeah.

I shared a lot of sh-- that I haven't shared with people

that would be considered my close friends.

I feel like a fool.

Don't.

I don't think I've been in a setting with a group of people

where I've ever felt this comfortable before in my life,

so it's pretty overwhelming.

Yeah, I was pretty boozed, whoa.

I don't think I'm as hungover as you guys.

Meh.

I feel like sh--.

Oh!

Apparently I kissed Mzi again.

It was not me, it was Chloe.

Chloe and Mav, they have a thing.

I'm really scared.

The tequila definitely takes over.

-You have what?

-Beer fear. -Beer fear.

-Good morning. -Morning.

How was your evening?

-Good. -Yeah?

Better than last crew night out, that's for sure.

Nobody quit, so that's a plus.

Oh, brother.

Do you wanna start on laundry today?

Okay.

Do you wanna go straight up to master?

We need to wipe the flats

and stainless back here, vacuum here.

You wanna do windows?

Maybe David doesn't remember asking me out,

so I don't really wanna bring it up at all.

We can just slide that one under the rug

and move forward without any awkwardness on deck.

Let's do it, top to bottom.

These robes are not nice.

I always hated robes.

Should we be, like, three-start service

and not give them ----ing robes?

They keep using these Goddamn robes.

There's, like, a few certain things,

like, on a boat that you can't stand.

I always hated doing the bridge.

Oh, I hate drying glasses.

My, like, other chief stewardess

used to make us do a vinegar bath,

so I always would stink in front of guests, always.

And I'm just like, well, you know

you're making us stink, right?

Yeah.

Classic.

Katie, Mathew, Malia, meet me in the crew mess

for charter number four preference sheet meeting.

My headache's subsiding.

-Oh. -Oh [bleep].

Jennifer and Patrick are repeat charter guests

who chartered with Captain Sandy two years ago in France.

Do you remember these guests? Are they nice?

They love to party.

-Cheers. -Cheers to the booze cruise.

We're on a boat, mother----er.

-Just the tip? -Just the tip is all you need.

-Mm! -Nice.

They hope the crew can transform the boat

into their own Oktoberfest celebration.

Yes!

We need lederhosens.

On day two, they would like the yacht crew

to put together a beer games obstacle course.

I think there's gonna be a lot of beer on this boat.

-Mentally prepare. -Yes.

Have to order some German products, for sure.

I'm so happy to be here, and to get another chance.

Plus, Oktoberfest food, I'm confident with.

In Rhode Island, we have Oktoberfest in Newport,

so I've dressed in lederhosens before,

I've had huge beers, I've vomited in the street

like drunk tourists at Oktoberfest.

-I've done it all. -Okay.

-Thank you. -Sounds good.

-Thank you. -Thanks.

I like to think I've lived a life without regrets,

until last night.

I was just wanting to put in an order...

anything you have that's Oktoberfest-themed,

we would happily take.

Bratwurst, German sausages.

Kegs of German beer.

And soft pretzels.

Perfect, thank you very much.

All right, now gotta Google some German recipes.

Interior, interior, Katie.

Can you meet me in the main salon?

Okay, so, this trip, I'm gonna have you on lates.

Yeah.

I think this is a good opportunity for you with

service, because drunk guests mean they don't notice anything.

Woo!

So, it will be good for your confidence.

Yeah, sure.

Lexi, I'm gonna have you on breakfasts,

focusing on laundry and housekeeping.

Um, so yeah.

Aces, thank you.

-Let's do this. -Let's rock.

I don't want Katie to, like, strip me off second stew

and give Courtney more second stew duties,

just because she doesn't like me.

Plus, being a breakfast girl, Mat's difficult to work with.

Like, I am beyond pissed off.

I hate this sh--.

----ing irritating.

Coming up...

We drank 69 bottles of booze in seven days.

Oh, my God, I need to order more alcohol.

And later...

Lexi was starting our room earlier,

and she never came back.

-There's no towels. -There isn't?

No.

I have to rely on Katie to be able to navigate her stews.

Now, if she can't, then that's when I have to step in.

[sighs]

Ah, we can move on down.

How did you find last night?

Got any closure with...

Oh [bleep] yeah, what happened?

I let loose how I'm feeling about Malia.

It's not gonna happen.

But I'm at a point where I would like to be with someone

that I can travel with and I can grow with

and I can develop with,

as opposed to just having a girl for the sake of having a girl.

No, it was fine.

Like, she's just, like, I'm not playing the game.

At least you went for it, bro.

How good is it having everything in the open?

[laughing]

One, two, three.

All crew, provisions are on the dock.

Lexi, Lexi, can you please bring up a drop sheet?

Copy.

Prawns in the freezer, fishheads in the fridge.

It's like a song.

♪ Prawns in the freezer, fishheads in the fridge ♪

Oh, there's our costumes.

Is there one more?

That's it.

Okay, cool.

All crew, all crew, please get into your whites

and let's meet on the dock in five minutes.

Sweet.

That looks beautiful.

-Thank you. -So does that.

Thank you.

Sandy's given me another chance,

and no matter what's thrown at me,

I'm not gonna [bleep] this up again.

Is it calm enough for me to take it off the dock today?

Yeah, just come up and I'll just let you have it.

All right.

It's a glorious day to start a charter.

Hi.

Hi, Captain Sandy.

-Welcome back. -Thank you.

Thank you, so good to see you again.

You too, welcome back.

-Thank you. -Thanks for coming back.

-Hi. -Thanks for having us back.

-Hi, I'm Katie. -Nice to meet you.

-Hi, Katie. -How you doing, Tanner.

-This is Chad.

-Hi, Chad. -Hi, Chad.

I see the "Alcohol, Now" tops, I'm like, "Hells, yeah."

And then I'm like, oh [bleep] I'm on service.

So, Katie, our chief stew, is going to show you

around the boat, and we're gonna take off

to your first anchorage.

-Awesome, thank you. -Perfect.

-Hello, welcome aboard. -Thank you so much.

Which one's the fullest?

I'm just kidding.

-Cheers. -Boom.

Should we do a tour of the boat?

Yeah, let's do it.

So, this is our sundeck.

As you see here, we have a very large Jacuzzi.

-Oh, perfect. -Yes!

Roger-dodger.

Then we'll come through to the sky lounge.

Oh, yeah.

And then this is the bar we use the most.

We do have one downstairs.

We'll use 'em both, it's fine.

Oh, my God, I need to order more alcohol.

Captain Sandy, that's all guests on board,

and the passerelle in.

Thank you very much.

This is our primary cabin.

-Ooh! -Wow.

Late-night party, for sure.

All right, Malia, you can free up all your lines...

Drop 'em all.

Copy.

You can start loosening it for them.

David, let me know when the port bow is free.

Port bow is now free and coming aboard.

This one's gonna be next.

That's all stern lines on board.

-Who needs a top-up? -I'm ready for a cocktail...

Tito's and iced tea.

Okay, cool, I'll bring up everything.

All right, Malia, run up here as far as you can.

Copy.

We've got heaps of iced tea under the stairs,

-we might have to pull them out. -Okay.

Do you wanna go get changed, quickly?

Yeah.

-Okay. -Okay, you're good.

How much space do have to my port dolphin?

Plenty of room, just the same amount.

My first season, Captain Sandy

let me take the boat off the dock.

Turn it all the way to starboard.

Come out of...

Stern's free to swing, stern's free to swing.

This is perfect.

This situation's a little more difficult,

because I'm actually taking the boat out of the slip

between two concrete dolphins that I could hit.

And then split your sticks.

-Come out. -Come out of gear.

Let it swing, then start straightening out?

You'll get the feel of it, it's a natural happening.

Yeah.

Thanks, guys, we can bring fenders inside.

Copy.

-Oh, don't go to stern. -Don't?

No, see, look at your speed.

Gotcha.

Yes, you... this boat steers really well.

Do you wanna take these up to them,

and I can go get changed quickly?

Yeah, sure.

Chad, don't pee in the hot tub.

Too late.

Hi, guys.

Tito's and iced tea, I believe, for you?

-Nice job. -Thank you.

So cool.

-Okay, I got it. -Okay.

-You guys can go to work.

-Thank you. -That was epic.

Another.

Gosh, you guys, this is gorgeous.

Could have used my drink, though.

What is your name again?

-Lexi. -Okay.

Okay.

-Yes. -Okay.

And I'm second.

And I'm second stewardess.

It's like when you tell them that,

they always instantly, like, treat you a different way.

Beautiful, thank you.

Oh, thank you, my pleasure.

Out of respect.

And I'm very, very, very big on respect.

ETA to anchorage is 30 minutes.

How did it feel to drive the boat out?

Really good.

Yeah.

I just went upstairs, they're good.

They seem pretty relaxed right now.

Oh, I'm out.

I need to marry a chef, for sure.

Oh, I'd marry you in a heartbeat.

Aw! Stop it!

Yeah.

These guys' drinks are empty.

Are you ready, or you're gonna just start plating cold stuff?

Just start plating.

Once that's done I'll seat them,

and then we can go with everything else.

You're definitely out of booze, so that's a problem.

I don't like that noise.

-[phone rings] -Go ahead.

Do you wanna just go under the stairs

and grab all the iced tea?

It's all peach flavor.

All righty, I'll grab it.

----ing hell, bro.

Can we go down this little hole thing?

-Is it a hole? -I don't know if that's for you.

-Well, I hear them down there. -We're gonna find out.

All right, well, you know what my drink order is.

Surprise...

The boys need Tito's and tea upstairs, they're out.

Yeah, I'm making some now.

These people, they're drinking really ----ing quickly.

Tito's and tea.

Oh, I think this is gonna be a very long charter.

I feel like we've been forgotten.

----ing Chad's getting more attention than we are.

Coming up...

Captain Sandy, we have a police vessel approaching.

-I'm on my way. -Uh-oh.

You're definitely out of booze, so that's a problem.

-We need... -I don't like that noise.

Ow.

Surprise...

The boys need Tito's and tea upstairs, they're out.

Yeah, I'm making some now.

Tito's and tea.

I feel like we've been forgotten.

-Iced tea. -Yeah.

[bleep] me running.

Oh, I'm coming to you, sorry.

I know, we can hear it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, we're sorry.

Fine, it's okay.

So, if you guys wanna be seated,

the chef is ready when you guys are.

Yeah.

Deck crew, deck crew, five minutes till anchor drop.

Copy.

Who's dropping anchor?

Z-dog?

Lloyd can drop it, you can call it?

What are we gonna do?

[chattering]

Are we all set?

All right, so after champagne,

what are you girls thinking you're drinking?

I'm gonna have champagne, and then I'm gonna have champagne.

-Okay, are you... -Water is for quitters.

Amazing, this looks delish, what is it?

Thanks.

Zucchini fries and tomato burrata.

Just makes sure you tell them what it is when you place it.

-All right! -Okay, here we go, guys.

Oh, yes.

Tomato burrata.

Zucchini fries.

Oh, we've got a flatbread with prosciutto.

Ricotta and tomato.

Oh, what's happening?

So, this is a local John Dory with a lemon beurre blanc sauce

These are the starters?

Yeah, you've still got three courses to come.

I'm just joking.

I love talking to people, being front of house.

Like, that is my jam.

I don't wanna be in the back, you know?

Nobody puts baby in the corner.

Tell Mat this is amazing.

Yeah.

Lloyd, in his natural habitat.

D-d-deejay.

After the support I got last night, I feel comfortable about

being 100 percent myself on this boat.

It's exceptionally rare.

Look like you're at a silent disco.

Three shackles in the water, you can drop the anchor.

Copy.

Blue is at the water line.

Now, point in the direction of the chain,

make sure she can see you.

Awesome, thank you, we're good.

Clear to open the transom.

Yeah.

Don't even know why I asked.

I was like, should I ask, or...

Here's a new rule... don't ask.

Swinging counter-clockwise.

Good.

Well done, Mzi.

You're not a fish guy, and that fish is still really good.

Courtney, Courtney, we can start clearing.

Katie, do you know where we are, exactly,

right now, what this town's called?

Croatia.

[laughing]

I love Katie.

Go down on break, sir.

-Yeah. -Giggity.

What's the vibe?

They said, "Tell him the food's amazing."

Oh, yay!

Slide's out.

-Ooh, I wanna see! -Hi, guys.

Are you guys coming down for some water sports?

Yeah, we're ready.

Yeah, we're ready for some water sports.

Are we gonna pump up Maureen today?

Yeah, you wanna start laying her out?

I feel like she's your girlfriend.

Maureen... what a girl.

[phone rings]

Hello?

Hi, chica.

Can you just iron the tablecloth for tonight?

Yeah.

And then just let us know when Sandy's bedding's ready,

and Court will come grab it.

-All righty. -Thanks, chick.

Bye.

Really?

Yeah.

Yeah.

This is Malia's sexy black dress.

How was your lunch?

Oh, my God, it was amazing.

So much food!

-This is awesome. -Yes.

-Yeah, it's great, isn't it? -I love it.

What's happening, Hugh?

Oh, my God, Hugh Hefner's here.

All right, we doing this?

Woohoo!

Fun.

Ass-up, face-up... story of our lives.

Woo!

Lloyd, you can drive the boat out of the anchorage tomorrow.

Wow, that would be incredible.

We're gonna leave early in the morning.

Okay.

You guys wanna go on a jet ski now?

-Yeah. -Okay.

-You been on a jet ski before? -Yes.

That's the go into gear, and your accelerator.

Woo!

You have to stay 300 meters away from shore.

Okay.

There you go!

Bridge, that is both jet skis away.

Careful!

And we're gonna get a fine.

[alarm blares]

Captain Sandy, we have a police vessel approaching.

-Copy. -Uh-oh.

-I am on my way. -Oh, my God.

Oh, man.

They are crazy.

[alarm blares]

Sh--. that's me with the steam, that's me with the steam.

Captain Sandy, we have a police vessel approaching.

I'm on my way.

It's the steam from the iron.

It set off the alarm.

When you see the police coming, of course it's not good.

-Uh-oh. -Hello!

Okay.

The shore? Okay.

So, 300 meters is a lot further away from shore.

Basically just stay clear of any shoreline.

Ugh, I hate this sh--. I hate being in laundry.

Yeah, of course.

Are we heading up to the hot tub?

Interior, interior, that's all guests in the hot tub.

We can start pulling for dinner.

I think we can start bringing things in.

Think they're hitting the booze too much to ride jet skis again.

So, we'll do plated courses tonight, yeah?

What do you wanna do?

Let's do a salad and main, a soup.

-Ooh, a soup. -I feel like pumpkin.

Should I do pumpkin or cauliflower?

Do cauliflower, because people always get pumpkin soup.

-Yeah. -Soup's fun to garnish.

Yeah.

Do you know what time you would want dinner?

Like, 8:00 or 9:00.

-Yeah? -Yeah.

-Hey. -Hey, mate.

You look awesome.

So, dinner, 8:30, 9:00-ish.

-All right. -Then we gotta tie it off.

-Nice. -Sweet, let's go.

♪ Start getting ready for dinner ♪

Oh, you know what we could do, cut some oranges again,

and then I'll have Court up here topping up champagne.

Okay, cool.

I'm literally the Cinderella of this charter.

And that's not okay.

This laundry is driving me mad, [bleep].

Obviously, with Malia, it's, like, kind of awkward.

Epaulettes by 6:30 or whenever this gets done packing away.

But feelings or not, crush or not,

I'd rather be prided on my work than anything else.

-Thanks, guys. -Yeah.

Oof.

-Do you want a glass? -Can I have, like, half a glass?

-Half a glass? -Of course, yeah.

Tension.

There's not much else.

Do you wanna do a quick deck check?

Yeah, cool.

So, how you feeling on the interior, good?

Yeah, I've got Courtney for service.

Here you go.

She wants to get better with, like, drinks and stuff.

They're very happy.

And Lexi's been so quiet.

She's been very quiet.

She's a bit more chatty in the pantry.

Yeah.

Lexi's been quiet.

She's been quiet sort of ever since that night.

But if she's unhappy with doing laundry or housekeeping, like,

you know the job, and I'm not gonna punish

Courtney by taking her off service to keep Lexi happy.

Because this is how it works... we rotate.

Oh, it's so pretty.

-Beautiful. -Gorgeous.

Dinner at 8:30?

-Yes. -I have two beverages.

Are these both mine? Ah [bleep] it, I'll drink 'em.

Okay, I'm here.

Okie-dokie.

I'll see you at 10:00.

See ya, man, have a good rest.

He's in charge.

One hour to power hour.

When guests come to the boat, usually they come to the chef

and they're like, you, we're here to see you.

We can't wait to taste your food.

It's, like, a lot of pressure directed right at you.

I don't think I'd be, like, broken

if someone complained about the food,

but it is nice that it doesn't happen.

Wait, get the button in there.

How's it going?

Pretty good, yourself?

-Ooh, I love your hair tonight. -Good.

I had a little extra time on my hands, thanks to these guys.

Yeah!

I already feel comfortable letting them

drop the anchors on their own.

I'm starting to get breaks.

Like, I've noticed that not one of the guys

has a problem asking questions.

I love that.

I wanna reiterate... just on charter.

We could split it, it can go across each wooden thing.

Not just a pretty face, are ya?

Ouch! Oh, man.

There's a whole other stairwell we probably should be using.

Ready for dinner?

Cute dresses, ladies, meow.

-Meow! -Rawr!

What's with all the meowing?

Hi, do you wanna start with turndown in the master?

Sure.

Thank you.

No prob, be there.

Sure.

Have you ever made a martini before?

No.

So, a bit of vodka, and when they say "dirty,"

that means more olive juice.

Shake it, shake it!

Trash that.

-Dirty. -Very dirty.

I like it dirty.

-Thank you. -Thank you so much, Courtney.

You're welcome.

Oh, yum.

-Who's hungry? -We're all hungry!

We're all hungry, all the time.

-Should we sit down? -Heck, yes.

Oh, my gosh, it's beautiful, thank you, guys!

Oh, it's so glittery!

Do you wanna tell Mat that we're a minute and a half off?

There's some more olives on the table here.

It's gonna be a minute and a half,

-so if you wanna start... -Perfect.

One shot, oh, boy.

-Ah! -Woo!

Ba, ba, ba!

Sup, bitch?

What's up, baby girl?

Oh, that was way nicer than what I said to you.

-Yeah. -Sorry.

With Mzi, I feel like we have, like, this weird connection.

Obviously I do have that sort of connection with Courtney.

I feel like I've known him for, like, years.

It feels like we've known each other forever.

I think he likes me.

I don't even know if she likes me.

It's always fun to, like, have somebody on board

that you kinda, like, have that, like, flirty banter with.

I feel like we have good banter at the moment.

So, we'll see.

So...

We'll see.

♪ Snack-city, bitch, snack city city bitch ♪

♪ Ten, ten, twenties and a fifty, bitch ♪

Lexi, Lexi, Katie.

Go ahead.

Do you wanna come be on standby in the galley?

Coming.

Cauliflower soup with basil oil and parmesan crisps.

Let's all hope the teacup handle to the right.

Cheers!

It's like mom squad and three dudes.

Ooh, this looks good.

For your first course this evening,

we have a cauliflower soup with basil oil and a parmesan crisp.

So good, oh, my gosh.

Oh!

I love it.

I can eat this all day.

Wait, did... have they liked everything so far?

Yeah.

They're really, like, lovely.

Love it.

All righty.

This is delicious.

Katie, Katie, Lexi.

Go ahead.

I did all the cabins.

Copy.

Ugh, seriously?

[bleep]'s sake.

Katie, Katie, Courts.

[bleep] my life.

I need some more wine, definitely.

-I could use some wine. -None of us have any wine.

When she comes back, I'll ask.

-Oh, you don't have a bell? -I don't.

-I hate these duvets. -Me too.

Like, this is all wrong.

That's in the wrong way, that's why.

Who did this cabin?

Lexi.

It drives me insane.

With Lexi, like, whatever Katie tells her to do,

if it's not anything to do with the guests...

-Here's wine. -Go, go, go!

Go, Patrick, go!

Pour it.

Okay.

Go, Patrick, go! Oh, you got more, baby.

We'll definitely need another bottle of the red.

[bleep] like, I need to be doing this for you.

Sorry, Katie.

No, no, no, you're fine.

Right now, I genuinely feel like I'm failing at my job.

I suppose I'd better get some more wine.

[laughing]

Ugh.

Coming up...

This is the kind of stuff that upsets me.

So, they...

We just have the pump plugged in,

and just keep airing it up after every...

I know. The slide is always drama.

I'm very aware of what happened.

All right, well, calm down. I'm not challenging you, Malia.

Wah, wah, wah.

Did you just do bah, bah, bah?

Bah, bah, bah.

Garlic mash, zucchini, surf-n-turf.

These four are medium-rare.

-Medium. -I need a medium-rare.

This is a medium. This is a medium-rare.

Okay, I'm just gonna take it.

For your main course tonight,

you have a surf-n-turf with lobster,

garlic mash, roasted veggies, and a red wine jus.

-Yes! -Thank you very much.

-No. -"No."

I actually don't need anything.

-It's amazing. -Oh, my gosh.

I'm so glad there's no vegans in this group.

Absolutely killed it.

Can he come up when he has a minute?

-Yes, of course. -Okay, awesome.

These ones need the deep wash...

...whites.

-What? -Just impressed...

No guest complaints, galley's clean.

-Are you sure you're a chef? -Best day ever.

They wanna speak to you, they just asked.

Hey.

Do you wanna just finish, and then you can start at 6:30?

Oh, awesome, all righty.

I want to talk about Oktoberfest.

Let's go over here and chat.

-Dave, you all good? -Yeah.

All right, I'm probably gonna head down.

-Here's my thoughts. -Yep.

But I want you to, like, put your own thing into it,

because this food has been... dude.

Thank you.

----ing the best, dude. -Thank you.

Best I've ever had in my life.

What I was thinking is, like, start during the day,

like, early on.

We do, like, more on the, like, the bratwurst.

But what I'd like to do is transition into dinner.

Courses.

I'm not gonna say drop the German flair,

but I'm saying drop the German flair

and just make a ----ing awesome dinner.

All right.

-Is that cool, like... -Yeah, that's great.

We'll be dressed like dipsh--s.

But, like, it'll be an awesome dinner.

No, you guys are awesome.

So, my schnitzel and chill is gone.

What's happening?

Well, it's almost the witching hour, so...

Okay, let's have a team meeting.

We need to put together a beer game.

So, the idea is, like, a relay.

So, the teams will face off against each other.

Yeah.

-Flip cup. -So, start with flip cup.

Yeah.

And then maybe dive in to do something,

swim back to the steps.

-Bedtime! -We gotta go down one.

You did great on service, great with the guests.

Thank you, bru.

Something with an egg, I think.

Edward Fortyhands.

They have to Edward Fortyhands the whole way around the boat.

But they have to be finished by the time they get back.

Oh!

Ow!

-[bleep] -Oh, boy.

Sweet, that's our plan.

Tomorrow's gonna be fun.

We'll all just be in our wets and just, like, hype it up.

-Mm-hmm. -Night, boo.

Good night.

Oh, oh, my God.

I know. Feels so good.

Ow.

I'm so nervous doing breakfast with Mathew.

I don't know if I'm gonna get the best day ever slogan

or I'm gonna get, like, the other side of him.

I gotta wait for Katie. Can you get Katie?

-Is she still sleeping? -Katie is asleep.

-Okay. -I am the breakfast girl, so...

I hate this breakfast setup.

Lloyd, Lloyd, please come to the bridge.

You're gonna drive us outta here.

Copy that, I'm on my way.

-Lexi? -Yeah.

-Four baskets, please. -Four baskets.

-Morning. -Morning.

Hey, Captain, you'll be driving us out.

Hey.

Go ahead and take your place behind that seat.

Ready to haul when you are.

Copy, Malia.

If you could start raising the anchor.

So, you'll just use the thruster.

Anchor is at the waterline. That is the anchor home.

Copy, Malia.

And then what speed have you been taking,

just keeping at this?

Right now, you'd switch to autopilot...

yeah, there you go.

I've spent a lot of time and money changing my career

from being a tour guide,

and then after my last boat I was certainly starting

to question whether or not it was worth it

and the right decision.

But certainly at this time it's looking like it was.

I'm bloody loving it.

It feels good, doesn't it?

It does, yeah.

You have control.

Yeah, well, thank you. Nice work there.

Nice job.

Good morning.

Good morning, I brought my own yerba mate tea,

and I just need hot water.

I'll have that coming up.

I'm gonna check on Chad.

I think he's in the workout room.

I like this tiny French press.

What can I get you?

Yeah. Two cappuccinos?

Yes.

I've been waiting for my tea for a while.

I don't know, it only takes four minutes.

I don't think all those cappuccinos are gonna fit.

Go ahead.

Hi, are you okay?

Just busy making lattes.

Okay, I'm just turning some laundry, then I'll be up.

All right, thanks.

Deck crew, deck crew, five minutes to anchor.

Copy.

Two cappuccinos for you.

-Oh, perfect. -Oh, yay.

Maybe right here.

It's really deep here, so we're gonna do five shackles.

Five shackles at the waterline.

Thank you, thank you.

Nice work.

Well, guys, that was an outstanding first day, man.

If this is what you're waking up to, it's not too ----ing shabby.

-Good morning. -Morning.

I have to take a tea to Diane, can you take it?

Where is she?

She's in the sundeck.

Yes.

Thanks.

Good morning.

-The tea, this is... yes. -I have the tea here, yeah.

Thank you.

So, the chef's ready when you guys are.

Let's go sit.

So, what's the worst thing that can happen,

we eat a little fly poop?

I think I'm ready for some fruit.

-We're missing plates. -Right there.

Literally the first layer of breakfast.

Can we get some plates?

Oh, are they not on the table?

Negative, there's nothing there.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

We're just sitting there staring at food.

Oh, my God.

She thought they were already on the table.

So, maybe it was somebody else's job, and they blew it.

I take pride in what I do, so it's like when something

like that happens and it's not me,

I look like I can't do my job.

And it's, like, the most simple ----ing thing.

So sorry for that.

No worries.

Could we have some water, when you get a minute?

-And some extra napkins. -Sure.

You a one-man show this morning, Katie?

-What's happening? -Yeah, kinda.

I feel like you're everywhere.

-Ready? -Yeah.

Come on, you beast.

-Ah! -Oh!

Oh [bleep] me.

Katie?

Yeah, I'm gonna need you to come up.

Why?

Because this is a ----ing sh--show.

My table wasn't even set.

-Should I bring this out? -Yeah.

Katie is struggling because Lexi didn't set her up.

It's annoying, because Katie works so hard.

We've got some avocado toast to start.

Ooh!

I feel like I'm biased if I say Lexi should be fired,

because half of it's just me not enjoying being around her.

But, like, I don't think it's a fireable offense.

She's ----ing annoying.

Pardon my reach.

Yeah, it's done.

Just need to vacuum.

I'm just gonna grab a piece of toast.

-That's really good. -I'm ready to drink.

Morning.

Yeah, of course.

Just be safe, stay where we can see you.

You're good.

There ya go.

Right, we're ready to go.

-That's what I'm talking about. -Yeah.

Bridge, bridge, that is four guests in the water.

-Okay. -Oh, my God.

Hey, Malia, Malia, this slide needs some serious air.

We're the fun factor!

Just need a few minutes.

Okay.

-Good? -All right, we're good, yes.

All right.

This is a big part of our charter.

Yeah.

Why is this not hard?

When I pumped it this morning, everything was rock.

Every time a client goes down,

we keep it full so they slide down.

I love it when all the toys are out.

I wanna look like the most fun boat on the water.

You get all the toys in the water.

Okay.

Every time we anchor.

Is everything out?

Always, everything's out, yeah.

You guys killed it, you got all the stuff out for us,

I saw you guys working 24/7.

I don't know how you do it, but we appreciate it.

Yeah, amazing.

We have to make every second count for the client.

I always want the client to have fun.

Yeah, of course.

I don't care how much this is a battle.

Yeah. Oh, no, this...

-We battle it. -Yeah, the slide's fine.

Okay.

This is the least of my battles.

-How's it going? -It needs serious air.

I have it confirmed that there is an actual leak.

After every slide... So, the...

We could just have the pump plugged in

and just keep airing it up after every...

I know.

The problem is we have one pump,

so it's going from here, back there, here.

Why, is there a leak back there?

No, we have toys to pump up.

Would anyone else like a top-off of wine?

All right, I'll do this.

Okay.

For you, champagne?

Yeah, I want a champagne.

-I'll take that. -Thank you.

Thanks.

It's gonna be fun.

My knee is actually ----ing from these stairs.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Two bottles of champers down already.

I've checked all of them, so unless it broke today...

No, I just heard it leaking air.

I'm gonna see if he has a kit.

He filled it up this morning, so by the time

the guests wanna use it, we have to fill it up again.

Oh, so it does last.

It just depends when they go on versus when we inflated it.

The slide is always drama.

Fun.

So, you're...

I'm very aware of what happened.

The slide just needs to have the pump there.

All right, well, calm down. I'm not challenging you, Malia.

All I'm trying to do is find a solution

-for the slide, that's it. -Yeah, we know the solution.

They just didn't have the pump there.

So, you're...

I'm very aware of what happened.

The slide just needs to have the pump there.

All right, well, calm down. I'm not challenging you, Malia.

I know, I'm just hungry and the guests are,

like, full-blown water sports right now.

I'll take care of it.

I know how it has to happen, it just didn't get done.

I understand it's full-throttle back there.

Just keep breathing.

I'm just hungry.

-Eat! -Whew.

-It's been a morning. -It's been a morning.

Oh, I wasn't done.

When I was trying to finish, I was doing juicing and then...

it's just what it is.

What time did everyone get up?

They got up randomly.

They didn't all get up at the same time.

So, I was... I was doing laundry.

-Yeah. -And I ran down, juiced...

I was doing, like, 20 different things, so I didn't finish it.

The plates thing, I had no idea, I think my brain is swamped.

I mean, no one wants to mess up, right?

And I forgot to put the plates and cutlery down, so that sucks.

What time did we wanna do Olympics, now?

Yeah.

All crew, all crew, this is the start of beer Olympics.

-Are we ready? -Yeah!

Woo!

Three, two, one, go!

Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug.

Oh, you're close, you're close.

So close.

As soon as the last person flips their cup,

they have to get into Maureen, get the beers,

chug a beer, jump off Maureen, get to the swim steps.

Good job, good job!

They can then don their lifejacket upside-down,

run all the way up to the sundeck,

where a champbong will be waiting.

-Oh, my God. -Pour it.

Oh, where's my champbong, bitches!

Okay, ready?

Go!

Oh, you wanna get going.

Oh!

-Diane! -She went down here.

-No, you gotta come up here. -You gotta come up here.

They then have to shotgun a beer through the snorkel,

jump off the bridge deck.

All right.

I'll get ready.

Still waiting for...

still waiting for someone to jump.

-What's happening up there? -They did it together.

[chattering]

The last person's gonna have an Edward Fortyhands.

Chug, chug, chug!

First person to get back here

and finish their beer is the winner.

Woo!

Oh!

So you can flaunt them.

Patrick, do you wanna crown me, or...

Well played, well played.

Woo!

Thanks for the crew, that was awesome.

Yeah!

Thank you guys, that was fun as hell.

Hi.

All cabins are basically done.

Cool, do you wanna just go jump in the laundry, and...

Yeah, I was down there turning.

-Cool, thank you. -Putting some towels in.

After that, do you wanna go on a break?

-Yeah, sure. -Thank you.

All right, so...

Owie.

I'll have a Corona with lime.

-That's easy. -Yeah, sure.

That'd be great, thanks.

Also, Lexi was starting our room earlier,

when I went to change into my suit this morning...

-Okay. -And she never came back.

Okay.

So, it's like the cleaners and everything

are still in there, and there's no towels.

There isn't? Okay, no worries.

-Yeah. -I'll send her in.

Okay, thanks.

I can't be having my second stewardess

failing at the most simplest tasks.

Go ahead.

Can you just check that there's towels in the twin cabin?

All right, I'll check and see.

Thank you.

[bleep] sakes.

Well, I just think about that, you know?

Yeah.

How is it?

What's wrong?

It's just, like, a lot to do get through the charter,

but, like, she's making my job really hard.

I've had crew members who have been like Lexi.

Yeah.

I just didn't give up.

I like her, it's not that I don't like her.

I just feel like I'll take responsibility

and I'll take the brunt of it.

Just don't give up.

-We'll get there. -Okay.

Okay.

It's very important to me that the department heads

encourage the team to step up.

Right now, this is about Katie and her leadership skills.

I have to rely on Katie to be able to navigate her stews.

Now, if she can't, then that's when I have to step in.

[sighs]

Next, on "Below Deck Med"...

Did anyone order a beer?

[shouting]

Hey!

I've been to Oktoberfest twice.

I know exactly the party they want.

Don't be mad at me, but I made my own drink.

-Well... -Katie, do you take breaks?

We only see you.

We felt like there was a little lack of attention.

I actually had to make my own drink this morning.

[bleep]

A couple times where that happened.

It seems more like laziness than anything.

It's not acceptable, and, like, I'm at the breaking point.

We've got a girl in quarantine.

Hi!