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Previously, on "Below Deck Med"...

I hurt my knee last night.

Our chef injured himself.

-There will be no chef? -No chef?

Is this your first boat?

First big boat.

Is that jet ski tied onto something?

Ugh!

Someone forgot to tie the jet ski up.

[bleep] I'm just an idiot!

Get on with Lloyd, please.

A boat with no dishwasher.

Why?

I have fried brains right now.

Hey, Mom.

A couple months ago, my dad died.

It's making the job 600 times harder.

Mathew better be back.

Is he gonna be back to do, like, a platter?

I need to talk to Sandy.

I'd love to come back and start fresh.

Yes.

Is Mathew capable of continuing in the charter season?

You're stepping right in my piles.

Don't worry about the ----ing dirt.

Just tell Mat, I want more lamb pops.

Yeah, he's plating some more lamb now.

You don't touch anything until you're sure the guests are done.

Focus on putting the lamb on the plate.

You can't talk to me like you're the boss.

I'm in charge of the galley, all right?

-I know, but I'm saying... -Never again.

Never again. Get out.

I definitely have a crush on Courtney.

The other side of Z is coming out.

She... I swept a pile of dirt and she stood in that.

Okay. Okay...

-But then I told you... -Shh!

We're working with people who we wouldn't even speak to

in normal circumstances.

You wouldn't speak to me in normal circumstance?

You wouldn't speak to me.

Let's not talk about it.

You wouldn't speak to me.

And you're not the person I'd speak to.

I think fifth charter in, we'll hate each other the most.

Mathew is a poke-the-bear person,

but doesn't know when to, like, chill out.

I think he feels as if we're still mad at him,

and really, we're just trying to blow off steam

as we drop the charter guests off.

-So, anyway... -Anyway...

This is one thing I've hated about boats,

is the hierarchy thing.

Like, I respect it, but...

They're on their own with this one.

This is ----ing bullsh--.

Until something's a little bit more serious,

maybe I'll have something to say.

But right now, I don't care.

I actually never wanted to become a chief stew

because there's such a persona about being a chief stew.

Yeah.

Everyone's, like, oh, she's gonna be a bitch,

she's gonna be a bitch.

That's because so many chief stews are ----ing bitches.

I'm just not that person.

You can be a good human and work in yachting.

-Anyway... -So, anyway, Daddy...

-Okay, let's do it. -Yeah, baby.

All right, bye forever.

Okay.

He is weird.

I honestly don't know if he's gonna murder us.

I think he'll take me out first.

He's just like...

Read the ----ing room dude.

and he doesn't get it.

You wanna sit?

I can sit on your knee if you want.

Yes, please.

Oh, yeah, I'll sit on him because it's his birthday.

Whoa, happy birthday, Z.

That's my American accent.

Yeah, let's go, Daddy.

Did you ever think, like, that side of the table's

probably, like...

-Have you? -Once.

-It's a vibe thing, right? -It is a vibe thing.

Like, if you have a vibe with someone,

then you're, like, yeah.

It's important. It's very important.

On the first day, you were terrifying.

Really?

Like, I was, like, very, like, shy and nervous when I came on.

Because I, like...

oh, you wanted to be, like--

Yeah, you were. Now it's opening up.

Would you like to be part of the

get-loose get Goose deckhand Tiktok?

-Yeah, what are we doing? -We're gonna be, like,

♪ There's too many men, too many, many men ♪

♪ Too many men, too many, many men ♪

♪ We need some more girls in here ♪

♪ Too many men, too many men, too many many men ♪

♪ We need some more girls in here ♪

You sound like a little ----ing dirty, like, emcee.

One of my nicknames is Goose.

I'm normally, like...

Me and my best made have a weird obsession with geese,

so we have a little tattoo.

We work together around Europe,

had a little chant about getting loose, getting goose...

When the goose gets loose, that's the night out.

-Yo, Lloyd. -Yes.

You know it.

Yeah, let's go, Daddy.

Party in the master.

Bitch, you hurt your ----ing kneecap!

Ah!

Thank you, sweetheart.

Oh sh--.

-Okay. -Ah!

Happy birthday.

Yo, yo!

I want to mix it up.

Everyone always parties in the Jacuzzi and the sundeck,

so yeah, master cabin it is.

I'll be the one cleaning it,

so if I regret it, it's on me, right?

Ms. Bahamas got her shorts on!

Ah! Ah!

-Hey! -Get it, Court!

Woo!

I tried to teach myself how to twerk when I was, like,

16, by watching YouTube videos.

I stood in my room, in my pajamas,

and honestly twerked way more than anybody

should have ever twerked on my own.

It was just something that I wanted to be able to do,

because it's cool.

It's your birthday, Dad-Z!

Yeah, yeah!

I don't know where candles are,

but should we just bring it up to him?

Yes, Daddy!

-What's most important is Z... -Happy birthday.

Happy birthday to ya!

Guys!

You got a cheesecake!

-Never! -Woo!

-I'm so excited, actually. -You are amazing.

Thank you, thank you.

Oh, it's falling off now.

You ----ed it up, okay?

We're going to have to go without.

Malia's amazing.

I mean, obviously, she's my boss,

so the negative is you go for it, it doesn't work out,

and then you might be left with this awkward

kind of ooh, like, ooh...

-No, I don't want any. -Honestly, now, you have to.

But if you don't go, you never know.

-Hey! -Woo!

Yes, Lloyd!

[shouting]

I am not drunk at all.

[laughing]

I'm so confused.

Yeah.

Ooh! Sh--!

Seriously, Mom, pick up the phone.

[groans]

Oh, my God.

Yes, Daddy!

Daddy, get you some!

Night out number one.

Ugh, what's going on?

Three, two, one. Oop.

Woo, woo!

You guys should have sex.

Woo!

Coming up...

I'm riding high, and I am just in a great mood.

Nothing can go wrong, and it's going to be the best day ever.

[singing]

Holy sh--.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, [bleep]!

Ooh!

[bleep]

Seriously, Mom, pick up the phone.

[groans]

Yes, Daddy!

Daddy, get you some!

Ugh! What's going on?

Three, two, one.

Pull it together, Mzi.

I was not expecting that kiss.

Going to bed.

[bleep]

Okay, babe, bye.

-Where are you going? -To the crew mess.

-Meh. -Meh.

Went for a wee.

Tonight was fun, right? Did you have a great birthday?

Thank you guys, genuinely.

You got a lap dance.

-Hi. -Mummy?

I've seriously been drinking way too much, but it is what it is.

I haven't drunken anything.

Is that even a word? I didn't drink anything else.

Okay, Mom, I'm gonna call you later.

I'm going to bed, because it's late.

Oh, I'm so ----ing tired.

Did she not support your decision?

My mom is, like, old-school Christian...

drink your way to hell.

You do anything else, you're just gonna go to hell.

No, my mom is, like, so... a strict Christian as well.

I think she's just holding on to me because my dad,

like, just passed away.

So she's just, like, "I have to keep control over you."

And I'm like, "Mom...

Your dad just passed away, like, within a year, or...

Like, three months ago.

Holy sh--, Lexi.

Yeah, so I'm still, like, unstable.

Are you okay?

That's very sudden, and you don't have to be okay.

No, I'm okay.

Oh, he was.

He really was.

Hey, big boy.

How are you?

-I'm dying. -Why did we drink so much?

Kill me.

Deck crew, can you meet me on the main deck aft?

Copy that.

Hey, Courts.

-Good, thanks, how are you? -Good, thank you.

Katie?

-Oh, hey. -Oh, hey.

What up?

All right, so today, pay attention

to master cabin windows and bridge windows, please.

Yeah.

I wanna seem helpful, but not overly helpful.

Like, I do wanna be helpful, but not in a like,

"I'm into you, like, let me be helpful."

So it's, like... like, come closer but stay far.

Definitely, definitely, definitely gotta give the hull

a real good rinse today.

Sweet.

Stop it!

Why?

What do you remember and what don't you remember?

I remember... I literally remember it all.

Z, how are you feeling?

You kissed Z.

-Yeah, I heard that. -I did not kiss Z!

We kissed last night?

What? No! We kissed last night?

No, we didn't!

Oh, my God.

[bleep]

Are you in love now, Z?

Boat romances... watch out, they're dangerous.

Malia, Katie, and Mathew,

meet me in the crew mess for a preference sheet meeting.

Copy that.

Look at you.

Oh!

Roy Orbison, Jr. and his wife, Asa,

are repeat charter guests.

I love his dad, big fan.

Along with their two toddlers, Roy III,

age four, and Bo, age two.

Joining the Orbisons are their friends

from Sweden and their nanny, Rebekah.

Do they like espresso martinis?

No, they're super chilled, actually, yeah.

This group is looking forward to plenty of non-alcoholic beer

and champagne so the non-drinkers can feel like...

-Yes! -Part of the fun.

The whole group, including the young boys,

are looking forward to jet skis

and spending time on all of the water toys whenever possible.

This will be a shorter charter,

so let's make every minute count.

Yeah.

Weather is gonna be incredible, actually.

-Is it? -Oh, nice, awesome.

Yeah.

When we have shorter charters with returning guests,

it's like jam-packed,

and the crew really have to be on their toes.

-Cool. -All right, cool.

All right, thank you, guys.

-Thank you. -Thank you.

Cool.

This side's done.

Actually, those have gotta be fulled... filled.

I need two cribs for our next trip.

-Hi. -Morning.

Just walk it there, please.

-Thank you. -Welcome.

And we were wondering if it's possible to get

a few musicians to perform for our guests.

Cool, thank you very much.

All crew, all crew, provisions on the dock.

Ah.

Who's ready for even more provisions?

What's up, G?

To where... where are these going?

Laundry.

Oh, can you bring that downstairs, please?

-This goes downstairs? -Everything.

Well, you need to be outside so you can tell us where things go.

I don't wanna.

Yo, stop it, I'm the boss of the way food gets put away.

You need to be outside so we know where it's going.

You're so argumentative about nothing.

Before I joined the boat, I started this list...

things that bothered me.

Like, Mathew is gonna be at the top of the list.

There you go.

Coming up...

-You're gonna be on mids. -Oh, cool.

Because I want you to do more service.

It's cool to give Courtney experience,

but, like, third stew generally is laundry bitch.

I'm gonna strangle Mat.

-Gross hot dogs. -The sky lounge, just the floor.

Yeah.

And then just fingerprint the boat.

Whoa, did you just step on the hose?

Ah.

It's looking good.

Go get some food, change.

Hi, things are looking good.

-You good? -Yeah.

"Too late," he said.

"I like you just the way you are."

All crew, all crew, please get into your whites

and let's meet on the dock in 30 minutes.

Everyone's looking sharp.

-Thanks. -Nice.

Okay, so, shifts.

-Same again? -You're gonna be on mids.

Oh, cool.

Okay, amazing.

Lexi, I'll have you on lunch,

and then for the rest of the trip

I will have you as early girl, and I'll do lates.

Okay.

I don't mind breakfast at all,

and it's cool to give Courtney experience.

But, like, third stew generally is laundry bitch.

We'll keep turning laundry,

but I think we'll just prioritize

that today so that's, like, done.

All right, we can...

So, we'll do the same thing as last time.

I'm gonna do the tour, you guys do the drinks and that.

Yeah.

Here they come.

-Aw! -So cute.

Little gremlins.

You go ahead here, Roy-Roy.

Hi! Oh!

So good to see you.

Hello, great to see you again.

-I'm Katie. -Hey, Katie, I'm Roy.

-Hi, Lexi. -Hi, Roy, nice to see you again.

-Nice to meet you. -Welcome aboard.

-Oh! -Hi.

-Hi, nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you guys.

Welcome back, I'm so happy to have you.

Our chief stewardess is gonna take you on board

-and show you around. -Great, great.

And then we're gonna get underway

to your first anchorage.

Come on, Roy-Roy.

Would you like a glass of champagne?

Or non-alcoholic?

Yes, can I have this one?

-Right, that's for you. -Thank you.

All right... holy hell.

We can top you off if you like.

-Yes! -Ugh, holy sh--.

Follow me, guys.

So, this is our sundeck.

We have a very big Jacuzzi up here.

Whoa!

Oh, this is great!

And this is our sundeck aft,

so this is a cool little loungey area too.

Sweet, I think that's it.

So, this is our twin cabin.

This might be your bed.

You have to look out the window to tell us

there's no sharks or anything.

I think they're cute.

So, this is our primary cabin.

-Oh, yeah. -Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah!

-Yeah! -Yeah!

We can start bringing the passerelle in now.

This is where Captain Sandy will be driving the boat from.

Look at this!

We're gonna press that.

[fog horn]

-Ah! -Oh!

That was so good.

Get ready on that one,

but you're not gonna take it off just yet.

Oh, I'll bring it up for you.

Okay, we're removing the starboard bow.

Starboard bow clear.

-We good? -Yeah, can I release this?

No, no, definitely not, no.

-How's our port bow looking? -Port bow clear.

Okay, Malia, you can start freeing up

your lines back there.

Copy.

All right, now, that one.

I do feel like a bit of a burden,

because everybody else has so much more experience than I do.

And, like, if I don't ask,

I'm never gonna get to where I need to be,

and I think Malia's very understanding of that.

That's all lines on, all lines on.

-Guys, we're moving! -We're moving, we're moving!

All clear off your stern, clear to swing, clear to swing.

I'm all set, thank you very much.

There you go.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

-Yay! -Do you wanna wear this?

All right, will you always wear that when you're on deck?

Yeah. -Okay, high five.

Every time you go outside, Roy, you wear it, okay?

Oh, no, that one's gonna stay down in the double cabin.

Okay.

I'm just gonna take this to him.

One, two, three, four, five...

I'm setting up lunch now, the table.

-That's what I'm doing now. -Whatever.

What is that boat, that is a...

Tinker Bell and Peter Pan, save us!

Tinker Bell and Peter Pan?

If I was a crib, how would I be put up?

[bleep].

I've been a nanny, like, a few times.

I should be able to handle it, but eh...

Help me!

All crew, is anybody available to help me

with this crib in the lower guest, please?

Yeah, I'll come down now, Court.

Coming through now.

Can I get you something else to drink, sir?

Yes, I'll have more of this.

Do you mind if I stand up here while...

I don't mind. You can be the lookout.

I love learning on the job.

Very determined, and I've taken that throughout my life.

I used to be sponsored to play tennis when I was younger.

Playing every single day, having no weekends, no evenings.

Played in training courts at Wimbledon,

and then decided to give it all up.

I just wanted to be a kid for a bit.

Nah.

Yeah, it's done.

Just stand on the bottom to keep it on the floor...

there it is.

We have crib.

Yeah, I'm boat-happy.

And the boat's wobbling a little.

-Yeah. -I'm feeling it already.

Whenever you guys are ready, we can start with lunch, but...

-All right! -No rush, no rush,

-Just whenever you're ready. -All right.

We're at 26 meters here,

so you're gonna go down to four shackles.

Four shackles, copy.

Go ahead, drop it.

I'm really excited about this charter.

I can make up for my rocky start,

and also their style of eating is my style of cooking.

They like healthy, they like light,

and they've got kids on board.

They're just fun energy.

Four shackles at the waterline.

We're good, Lloyd, thank you.

This is what?

Bibb lettuce salad with pomegranate balsamic.

Okay.

We have carbonara pasta for you.

-Oh! -Wow-ow-ow-ow.

Roy, here's a little yummy-yummy spaghetti.

We've got a Bibb lettuce salad

with pomegranate and balsamic vinaigrette.

I love kids. I definitely want kids.

Like, for me, having a child

is way more important than marriage.

Like, I ----ing love kids,

just not on a yacht when I'm the one that has to clean up.

We've got marinated grilled chicken.

-I mean, yeah. -Wow, thank you.

All right, let's do this.

Make this platform look Gucci.

-All right, ready? -Release the beast.

Mm-hmm.

Mat really rolled out the carpet today.

-He did. -So good, you did really good.

I'll go get changed, and then I'll swap out with you.

-Okay. -You good for a minute?

-Yeah, I'm good. -Cool.

Yeah, do this bad boy.

One, two... oof!

-How's lunch? -Lunch was amazing.

Great, everything has been amazing so far.

-Yeah. -Good. See you later.

-Bye-bye. -Mwah!

I think Mathew has got his head around it.

I think the first charter,

he needed to find his feet in the galley.

He needed...

I don't know, but whatever Mathew did,

I'm happy Mathew is where he is.

The kids loved it.

Yeah?

Oh, my God, they love their food.

Awesome.

It's always good when the first meal goes well.

-It just... -Yeah.

Gives you that confidence you need to keep it going.

I'm on my game today.

I'm riding high on knowing everyone loves my food.

I am just in a great mood.

Nothing can go wrong, and it's going to be the best day ever.

♪ I'm not cryin' 'cause you left me ♪

♪ I've just been cuttin' onions, makin' a lasagna ♪

Holy sh--! Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[bleep] Whew!

♪ I'm not cryin' 'cause you left me ♪

♪ I've just been cuttin' onions, makin' a lasagna ♪

Holy sh--!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[bleep], [bleep].

Phew.

The dial goes to zero, but nine is next to it.

I thought I flipped it to zero,

and I flipped it to nine, and I had grape seed oil in the pan.

Whew, that was a close one there, boys.

It could have been way worse.

I just react, you know?

Internally panic after.

♪ I'm not cryin' 'cause you left me ♪

I've been with a beer in my hand every second.

Can I get you any drinks or anything?

Can I think have a Stella, please?

-A Stella? -Can I have a Moscow Mule?

Yep.

-Anything for you ladies? -Nice.

You're all good? Perfect.

Thanks so much.

It's so nice that Katie's obviously, like, let me do this.

The thing I'm most worried about is just, like,

tripping or falling with the plates or,

like, something landing on someone.

But I worked in a café when I was, like, 16,

and I poured boiling hot water out of a teapot

onto a customer's lap.

Mm-hmm, yeah, it was really bad.

The guy did not think it was funny.

Thank you, thank you.

And could I just please have some boiled water?

Yeah, of course.

Courtney, Courtney, you can go on break now, thank you.

That was smart.

Copy.

How you doing? You got a second, we could talk...

Yeah, I can do that.

All right, you wanna go on the bridge?

Okay, well, we gotta try to do...

-The slide. -Yeah.

I need to double-check what time those musicians are coming.

Between 6:00 and 7:00.

Sweet, I'll pull those tables out, have a look at them.

Cool.

I have to dock,

-Okay. -Yeah.

Thank you.

And we won't be making the dock if we don't make the dock.

Yeah, okay.

Look at this, oh, God.

We're not doing it right now, are we?

There's no time like the present.

Woo, ha ha ha!

-Oh, Lord. -He got stuck there!

Oh, my God!

Okay, Bo, now you got a lifejacket and a helmet.

Yeah.

Now, run free.

Ah!

I'm gonna go in!

-Kissy! -Mwah!

-Oh! -Go in!

Wait, I gotta see if Mommy's here.

and then you see him, he's like, doo-doo, bee-doo.

Like this, the whole time.

Right, he, like, punches the air,

and he's, like...

Bridge, bridge, that's two jet skis away

with two adults, two children.

Thank you.

I'm so happy that the guests are happy.

It's always good when the first meal goes well.

It's a good start to a trip.

I mean, you're the boss of the galley.

You need to be outside so you can--

Stop it, I'm the boss of the way food gets put away.

Mm.

Look at that, like a pro.

Come here...

Oh!

Did you have an awesome time out there?

-I like it. -Yeah?

What is it now, Rebekah and Christina?

I would not give the nanny to the sharks.

-You wanna watch Mom go? -Yeah.

Okay.

I guess I can watch your child.

Okay.

Yo, Lloyd, you wanna help me bring crew lunch down?

Of course.

And does anyone know what type of soup it is?

-Tom Yung. -Oh, yes!

I know, vibe, right?

-It's good. -Oh, my God.

Is it okay?

Your food for the crew is beyond.

Ah, thank you. You guys are too kind.

I'm so happy your knee's okay.

I know, me too.

And Mommy's back!

Mommy's a crazy driver.

That was so fun.

Mommy Asa was going full-throttle.

-Oh! -Are you going out?

-Yeah. -Oh, thank you.

We are going into port later because it's gonna pick up wind.

The musicians will be coming between 6:00 and 7:00.

And can the kids eat at 6:00?

Perfect.

Okay, let's do the slide.

It's a conscious choice, guys.

I'm going ahead of you now.

I'm obviously the farthest along at the moment.

-Yeah. -But I'm trying to do that.

I've got comfortable with the boat and the people,

and you guys are great.

Jesus.

Oh, my gosh.

Can I get you anything else?

-Step it up! -I'll do a Moscow Mule.

-Moscow Mule? -Yeah, a Moscow Mule.

-Yeah, thank you. -On the way.

-Can I have a Moscow Mule? -Yes.

For tonight, we're gonna have some musical guests

between 6:00 and 7:00,

and then after that we're gonna be heading into port tonight,

so we will have a nighttime docking.

Oh...

So, what time is the actual dinner, 9:00?

Nine, the performers will be ready by 6:30.

They're not actually performing on the boat.

I could set that up, just gimme the table and everything.

Yeah, deck crew has the table.

Just throw, like, a tablecloth on it, and...

Some flowers? Minibar, swim platform.

Cool, you do that, and then do you wanna

start in laundry so Courtney can step off?

Common sense can really kick in here.

Like, if you want to give someone experience...

I had to learn.

I didn't do any courses, someone had to show me,

but they showed me not during charter season.

That's not the right time to train someone on charter at all.

Do you wanna go on a break now?

Okay, yeah, I'm going.

I'll see you soon.

Ah, come on.

Okay, now.

So, the kids are gonna eat around 6:00, right?

Yeah. Got some pizza.

-Oh, my gosh! -I love pizza!

-Yeah! -Yay!

It's so fun cooking for kids.

Who doesn't love pizza and pasta and kid's food?

I ordered off the kid's menu the last time I stayed at a resort.

-Thank you so much. -Thank you.

It's fun, but it's difficult to coordinate from crew diner

to guest dinner that's multi-course.

I find that I thrive under pressure.

It's when I have too much time to think

about things that I struggle.

-There you are. -Did you find me on Insta?

Likes SCUBA diving.

Yeah, that's me.

"Likes SCUBA diving"

On a previous boat, it was a really not very nice

working environment, not supportive, and not pleasant.

So, coming into this environment is eye-opening.

Cheese and 'roni, you know what I'm saying?

Cheese and pepperoni.

Cheese and pepperoni.

-Uh-oh! -Uh-oh!

Oh, my gosh, is it yummy-yummy delicious pizza?

-Yeah. -Yeah?

If you two wanna roll, I'll just quickly...

-Yeah. -Back and forth for this.

-Some light reading? -Yeah, just reading.

Of, like, human names on there.

-Yes. -Oh, my...

Can I see it?

Oh, my God.

Ah... no, don't call... don't...

-Am I on there? -No, you're not on there.

Oh. "An idle mind is a dangerous mind."

I was idle.

I was like, "Let's see all the people who wronged me," like...

Oh.

I don't... so these are names...

It kinda makes me wanna sleep with one eye open.

That's a long burn list, girl.

Yeah.

The [bleep]?

Do you want me to go get changed and come back up,

or do you want me to just go back down to laundry?

You can get changed, and I'll just give you a shout.

Yeah, no worries.

-Quickly. -Yeah, but not that quick.

Cool, yeah.

Heh.

Yeah? Well, who-who?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Oh, come on.

I ain't gonna tell him who I'm into.

We might be competing for the same girl.

This is my information and you can get ----ed.

Very limited on options, isn't it?

Well, what did we learn at sexual harassment training?

That supervisors are...

Behind you.

What was that, Lloyd?

We were talking about who we like.

I'm gonna do a deck check.

[laughing]

It's quite embarrassing.

Hey, Malia, because of social distancing,

they're gonna go there, and then you'll need

to free up those cleats so you can tie the vessel off of it.

-Okay, we can do that. -Yeah.

So, the vessel will sit off our stern and we'll have it tied up,

and they can enjoy it from down there.

-Yeah. -Cool.

Social distancing concert.

I know.

Right after, we'll haul anchor.

All right, we'll make it happen.

What a nice table.

Ah!

All crew, all crew, I believe the musicians have arrived.

Katie, Katie, where do you want them to stay?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Yeah, they do.

They just have to be on standby until the guests are ready.

So, how am I supposed to know?

I don't read...

Coming up...

-Mm. -Oh, my God.

You see how sh---faced he is?

Uh, yeah.

What is it, what is this sh--?

Go to bed, now!

Oh! It's only... it's only the second--

Roy, Roy, Roy...

Hi, so 6:30 is when the performance

is supposed to happen.

Do they understand?

-Okay. -Twenty minutes?

-Okay. -Okay, awesome, thank you.

Yeah, we can just tie it.

-Oh, oh. -Yeah, okay...

-Oh, that's them. -Are we going now?

Yeah, we'll go down there and...

Yeah, I should probably pee.

Yeah, so go use the restroom

and then we'll meet here in five minutes.

-I'm gonna go pee. -Good, good.

First we meet in here, Roy, and just sit down here, baby.

Bew, bew, bew.

-I don't know what I'm doing. -Ah!

Do I invite the dancers onto the yacht now?

Someone tell me.

They're not allowed on the boat,

that's the whole purpose of them being on another boat.

Yeah, like, I'm not a ----ing psychic here.

With Katie, managing situations is not her strong suit.

-Are you ready? -Yeah!

Shall we go?

I really don't like when I don't know what I'm doing,

and these musicians are staring at us,

and I don't have any answers to give them.

So, it's an awkward stare-off.

-We are on our way. -Yeah!

Hey! I'm so confused.

Do you wanna play?

You can play, you can start playing, yes.

-Yes! -Go!

-You want a flag? -Yeah.

[music plays]

Oh, yeah, I'd like one of those, yeah.

Mm! Oops.

I'll take it, thanks so much.

It's magic of Croatia.

[belches] It's magic.

I love children.

Like, everything is dirty.

[singing in Croatian]

The best night ever.

Okay.

-Keep on going. -Yay!

-Woo! -Can I get a witness?

-Thank you! -Bye!

-That's amazing. -Z, you are down, sir.

-See you at 8:00. -Copy that.

Fish sauce, get your fish sauce here.

Although I've had so much experience private cooking,

I didn't have formal training

and I know the clients I'm cooking for

have eaten at the best restaurants in the world.

So, I'm never confident that it's, like, at that standard.

Cheffy, how many plates are we pulling?

-I'll grab the plates. -You'll grab them yourself?

-Yeah, yeah. -Awesome.

Sorry, I'm talking to myself.

Imagine there was another you standing right there.

It's so embarrassing.

David always smells so good.

-Evening. -How are you?

That's good.

Yeah, good.

How's it been on deck?

Yeah? Are you learning...

Learning a lot.

Really?

It's been good.

That's like me with service, though.

I still can't believe that that happened.

If you need a hand, give me a shout.

Will do.

Yeah, I'm sure.

Becca, where's your drink?

Look, Lexi is in our life again.

We got Lexi and David.

Becca has a crush on David.

He does! He does, right?

Yes, thank you!

Woo-ooh, someone's got a crush on David.

Ooh!

Hey!

Are you all good for now with the drink?

I have no idea, but I suppose I need another.

Can I actually have a virgin champagne.

Yeah.

These two are going to bed.

You're gonna be tired, you've got a big day.

Yeah, we're not gonna last very long, any of us.

Bakka-bakka-bakka.

Thank you so much.

You're welcome.

Roy-Roy, ne, ne, ne. [laughs]

Wait, I wanna... I'm taking Roy down with Becca.

Good night.

Night-night, go to bed, everybody.

Lexi, Lexi...

Copy.

Hi, do you wanna come up for dinner?

-Yeah, sure. -Thank you, bye.

Every boat I've ever worked on, we've always rotated.

I've never been on a boat

that's been a separate interior or service.

I like doing laundry and service,

I'm not big on housekeeping.

So, I'm sure some girls feel the same way.

But at the end of the day, we have a boat to run.

This is part of the interior department.

If you have a problem, don't ----ing be a yachtie.

Skoll. Here we go.

Let's sit down.

Yeah, we can sit down, we can down.

Ooh.

Oh, it's like Asian decorations.

Like a full moon party.

-Yeah. -It is nearly a full moon party.

Would anyone like wine with dinner,

or you--

Yeah, I can have some red wine.

-Red? -Okay, what do you want?

Something, like, more than that.

Okay, a double vodka-Red Bull

and a champagne, double Fernet-Branca.

Sure.

And I'm probably swimming in the ocean before we go to sleep.

-Good luck. -"Good luck?"

Is dinner going out now?

Yeah.

Katie, do you want me on standby in the galley?

Please, I'm just making some drinks, and then I'll be down.

Copy.

Courtney, you're third stew hon, sorry.

Have to work your way up the ladder.

I've been in this industry for three years,

and I'm glad Courtney's learning to do other things.

I'm not gonna lie...

like, some girls are like,

yeah, I just wanna, like, make your bed all day.

It's bullsh--.

No, that's just not me.

Ah ha!

I'm not even trying to be silly.

I'm gonna be swimming before I go to bed.

Ah!

Galley, galley, I'll be about two minutes.

All right, hurry up and wait.

I mean, I can order three or four of those, too.

It's a party night.

But hey, drink the non-alcoholic stuff, it's great.

Okay.

Okay, that was wonderful.

Sorry, he just ordered four different drinks off me

-before dinner service. -No worries.

Cool.

When I first started in yachting,

I had only really had, like, basic service training before.

The other side of it was actually really scary

for me, because laundry can be so overwhelming.

And when you're green and you've got no idea

what you're ----ing doing, holy sh--,

it can turn into a sh---show real quick.

Yeah.

My chief stew was amazing at the time,

and she left me in the deep end,

which I think is the best way to learn.

It sets, like, the foundation for every other boat

you're gonna be on afterwards.

I'm so over this.

Are you saying that we can't go in the water?

You have chicken satay with a papaya salad.

Chicken satay.

It's so good, I dig in right away.

-I can barely put it down. -So good.

I want more of this chicken.

So good.

Mm!

Whoa!

I'm gonna jump of the second floor balcony for fun.

I thought they're not big drinkers, it's a family.

Boy, was I wrong.

A happy time. Happy times!

Oh, my God.

Yeah, I love you, mwah, mwah.

Oh, happy times.

This is so good.

Mm!

Whoa.

Mm. Mm.

Uh, yeah.

Mm!

I'm gonna jump off the second floor balcony.

What's up, Z?

Just to get it wrong. I don't know why.

You're gonna be fine.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, I love you, mwah, mwah.

Katie, Katie, Court.

I think we're ready to clear.

Okay.

Well, her glasses just broke.

I hope she knows that she did that.

♪ We're here in the galley and we're chillin' with Daddy ♪

♪ We got a lot goin' on, but we're feelin' so swaggy ♪

♪ We're eating lots of food, but we ain't gettin' merry ♪

Courtney's on service tonight, which is a refreshing change.

♪ Now we're gettin' fat, and we don't give a Larry ♪

Yeah.

I ----ing love Courtney, she brings the best vibes.

She's a little ditzy, but she's hilarious.

Malia, Malia, Sandy.

Hauling the anchor, five minutes.

Copy.

All right, let's pick up anchor, then we're heading in.

Is everyone prepped, ready?

-Yeah. -I'm going to the bathroom.

Yeah, do that.

Ugh!

-It's just annoying. -Yeah.

As soon as we get to the break...

-Yeah. -We can throw fenders.

[drunken slurring]

Yeah, I have to go--

-Yeah. -Honest to God.

One handed.

Mm, mm, mm, hey, hi, hi, darling.

Hello.

Okay.

Okay. Thank you for letting us know.

I can do it. I'll do it.

Hm, poor Courtney, she's on service for a hot minute,

and now she's back to the day hits.

Ah, when was the last time you were tickled by a grown man?

All right, let's get prepped on the anchors.

Coming in at night is always tricky,

because visibility is limited.

Start hauling the anchor.

Got more wind coming.

Blue on deck.

Your confidence builds each time you go through a docking.

Well, after it goes successfully, I guess.

-Anchor home. -Thank you.

Woo! We're getting the...

Okay.

Get in the pool again.

We're having a fun time.

----ing current's wicked.

Captain Sandy, you've got Lloyd on the bow.

All right, Lloyd, keep a lookout.

Copy, Captain.

So it should be this line first.

I'm switching to the port wing station.

Port dolphin is lined up 35 feet and closing.

Just line me up in the hole.

Copy.

----ing woomp!

Do you have eyes on the starboard dolphin?

I do, thank you.

Can we actually come... which way?

Okay.

So, if ever in doubt, meat at six.

Drink some more water, Roy.

Oh, God, the food is coming.

Hey, baby, here's the food!

We have duck on a bed of rice noodles...

What if I don't embarrass myself?

What if I just eat this food and go to bed?

Sweet potato, and topped with a tamarind sauce.

Oh, my God, it's like Christmas!

Hey, can... can I have a...

can I have another champagne and another Fernet-Branca?

Is it...

I'm going with what she says.

Just gonna pretend I didn't hear that drink order.

Correct choice. That is the correct choice.

Yeah, I'm--

So, I just jump off the boat over in that corner?

That'd be great.

Option two. Slight bump to port.

Okay, guys, are we ready on our heaving lines?

Yeah.

It's our second time coming into the berth,

relatively new crew working together.

Z's second time actually on the aft,

throwing that heaving line,

and he needs to make this throw, you know, shrouded by darkness,

which puts added pressure on everyone.

Thirty feet, closing.

This is what the women want.

So, okay.

-No, no, no. -Stop it.

We're on the second choice... oh!

-No, no! -Sending stern lines across.

Slight kick to port.

I don't like this.

Oh, it's only... it's only...

it's only the second...

Roy, Roy, Roy, that's not an option anymore.

Please, please, I mean, why is this a problem?

What's happening?

-No, no! -They... it isn't.

Go to bed, now. I'm serious... go to bed now.

Here.

Hey, Malia!

Keep the line out of the water, please.

Go to bed, now.

So, are you saying I should jump over there?

-Hold on... -Pull that line, pull that line.

I'm going in the water.

What the [bleep]?

Hang on, hang on, hang on.

-No, Z! -Oh, my...

Next, on "Below Deck Med"...

Thank you, Daddy.

-Oh, my... oh! -Oh, my...

Ah!

I did not think he had that in him.

I'm impressed.

Woo!

We have three guests that are up.

They wanna eat now.

I gotta wait for Katie. Can you get Katie?

Katie is asleep. I am the breakfast girl.

So, I can't get Katie.

No.

Yeah, you have to.

----ing bullsh--.

No days off, no hours of rest.

That is part of your job.

No.

Hey! Woo!

I haven't even jerked off in, like, a month.

Mat, shut the [bleep] up!

Find some asshole to be your chef, I'm going home.

I'm packing, I wanna get on a plane.

Good luck, you'll have some ----ing asshole chef.

-I'm done, I'm done. -Hey, buddy...

Get off my ----ing face.

Let's just be ----ing deckhands!

Ah, you ----ing deckhand!

You're a ----ing bosun. Stand the [bleep] down.

I'm done being nice.

You messed up your sh--.

No, you're being a kiss-ass [bleep] off.

-Hey, oh, oh, oh! -Lexi!