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Previously, on "Below Deck Med"...

My knee is so ----ed.

Our chef injured himself.

We are leaving him at the dock.

-There will be no chef? -No chef?

We're ----ed.

It sucks.

Two mimosas, a shot of Café Patron.

-I want a shot as well. -Two Café Patron.

I'm, like, a pretty laid-back Kiwi,

but sometimes I turn into a stressed-out bitch.

So, you know, whatever, I'm not perfect.

Really?

I accidentally set a dessert spoon.

-In future, we'll relay. -Okay.

I just don't like it, because they always use it

for something else.

I have a love-hate relationship with chief stewardess.

Is that jet ski tied onto something?

I don't think it is.

Ugh!

Ah, *bleep*.

I'd love to come back and start fresh.

When someone comes to me with an injury,

I cannot determine whether they're injured or not.

I have to follow protocol.

-Hey! -Introduce our chef.

I am so sorry for the start of this trip.

-It's freezing. -Ah!

Woo!

Crème brûlée!

Chill the *bleep* out.

You are drunk as sh--, look at you.

Good, I don't wanna marry you.

I'm going to tell them right now.

[sobbing]

Good, I don't wanna marry you.

I'm done, I'm not marrying you.

I'm going to tell them right now.

Lexi, Lexi, are you in the main salon?

Yes, I'm in the main salon.

Are there guests down there?

They're in the master. I don't know what's going on.

I don't know, I don't know!

They're, like, running up and down, in between cabins.

Are they having, like, group sex?

Like, that's what I think that is.

That's my kinda party.

[sobbing]

Hopefully, tomorrow goes well.

Yeah, that's gonna be a sh---show.

-Good night, lady. -Good night.

All crew, that is Malia down for the night.

Sweet dreams, thank you for everything.

My pleasure.

Have the best night ever.

I'm gonna go down so I can get up early.

Yeah, yeah.

[alarm vibrates]

Do you know what the game plan is today?

Not entirely.

-Morning. -Morning!

Nice job in laundry, by the way.

-It's looking good. -Thanks!

On the last boat, I didn't really do much guest time

because it was, like, I was quite new on that anyway,

so it was more housekeeping.

But I wanna be in service,

because that is definitely not a social job down there.

They went in their cabins, they were fighting,

the couple that's gonna get married today,

so, see if their plans are still on.

But that's when the fighting's supposed to start.

Very optimistic approach.

Yeah, sorry, I'm not the biggest fan of relationships.

Do I need to change that?

Oh.

Stunning.

Courtney's stunning, yeah.

Yeah.

How are you?

[snoring]

-What's up? -What's up?

What's up?

Another day in paradise.

-The big day! -That's right, the day.

That was an interesting night.

[laughing]

*bleep*

Oh.

[thunder]

What's the vibe?

It's kind of awkward when you go out there.

But we can start going with stuff.

Okay.

I remember my--

We've got crepes with nectarine and cream.

What's happening out there, you've been doing vibe checks?

Vibe check!

Eggs Benedict with ham.

Pretty excited about this.

Holy Chihuahua.

Clint, what should we do today?

You guys should, like, get married today.

Before the...

There she is.

Hey, bud.

Yes, babe, that will give you life.

Ready for today?

-Yeah. -Well...

This is a pretty awkward moment.

Obviously, I'm aware they had an argument the night before

and they're meant to get married today.

So, I need to cut the bullsh--

and figure out am I planning a wedding or not.

You guys wanna go over the plan for today?

As long as these two tie the knot,

everything else will be good.

Well, we'll... we'll try, like, a sunset ceremony?

-Perfect. -Okay.

It's gonna be a great day.

I was kinda hoping I wouldn't have to do it,

but love conquers all, right?

Right?

We have a delivery arriving.

Ooh, where is it?

Sh--. Is that a cake?

-Got it. -Oh, my God.

-Okay, you have it? -Yeah.

-Or you want me to take it? -I've got it.

-Okay. -Whoa!

Z...

Honestly...

Okay, here.

This is the wedding cake.

I've got a wedding cake.

All right, can someone bring it down to the walk-in, please?

On my first full day waking up with guests on the boat,

it's an intense amount of work I have.

At least I get to order the cake,

but it makes me feel very anxious.

Ah!

So, yeah, ceremony bit;

also, canapés maybe around 5:00-ish,

and then I'm guessing dinner around 8:00, 9:00, okay?

I was gonna do, like, a course-out dinner

with, like, a scallop course, a lamb...

Oh, that's perfect, because it's, like, a wedding, you know?

-All right, yeah. -Okay.

Thank you.

Woo-hoo!

Whoa!

-Beautiful. -Five minutes till anchor's up.

-Yeah, that's it. -Closing up the platform.

Okay, you can haul the anchor.

Anchor is off the bottom, approaching the waterline.

-Anchor's home. -Thank you.

So, this is 25 knots of wind.

I don't like it.

Hey!

Yo, the vibers!

-How's it going? -The ultimate cuzzies.

Morning, morning, morning.

* Said there's too many men, too many, many men, *

* too many men, too many men *

[laughing]

Ooh, choppy.

Lieutenant Dan, yeah!

You ain't got no legs!

Interior, chef department, we're gonna feel it.

Ooh, yeah, baby.

Copy.

My cake! *bleep*

Oh, God.

Yeah, I'm not bringing you ----ing drinks

while it's like this.

Ooh, look at that.

They're rolling, there's some ----ing waves right here.

That is rolling.

Are you ready for this wedding day?

Oh, my God, as ready as you can be to do a wedding alone.

When you think "wedding,"

you think, like, elaborate, and...

it's a lot of pressure when you're responsible

for everything all on your own.

On a yacht, people have high expectations,

and this is my redemption meal.

I picked the wrong day to come back.

Malia, Katie, if you're free, can you just pop in the bridge?

-Copy. -Copy.

Right, I have news.

Unfortunately for us, the weather has ended

our shore experience, and the fireworks.

That totally sucks for us and the client,

but we have to do it on the boat.

Main deck is, like, the most protected.

-Yeah, we'll get the archway... -Yeah.

And then just make it really pretty.

-Take us two hours to set up. -Yeah.

Gives me time to practice.

I just read it over, it's pretty good.

Oh!

I am so nervous that I have to officiate this wedding.

I've never done it before.

I do a lot of public speaking, but this is, like...

like, honestly, my palms are sweating.

We'll do a light setup,

but we'll mostly be hands-on for you guys.

Yeah, please.

-Okay. -Thank you.

Thanks.

All right, let's do this, guys, woo!

First wedding.

Yeah.

I know, I have some towels for you.

-Ah! -Oh my God.

-Malia, drop the anchor. -Copy, dropping anchor.

Can someone stand up... stand by?

Yeah.

-Someone stand by to watch. -Yeah.

I actually like having someone that's green,

because you get to help teach them,

and that can be fun, when you have the time.

Just walk it out, yeah? A little more.

So, you're watching which direction it's facing.

Long stay, 11:00.

I've just spoken to Captain Sandy, and it's...

It's gonna have to be down here.

I'm meant to always say "yes" at my job,

but this time, I have to say no.

Well, then we're just gonna take deep breaths,

and that'll be cool.

Let's bash this out.

I mean, this also looks horrible.

I know.

I think you're just looking at it wrong.

How long have you guys been single?

A year and a half.

Basically my whole life.

I tried the relationship on a boat,

and that was a ----ing nightmare.

Why didn't you guys like it?

She dumped me mid-season.

With someone else on the boat?

While you were on the same boat?

-Yeah. -Oh, my God.

So I did, like, two, three months on board

with him and her.

So, I think probably what is a long-running issue

is that nice guys finish last thing,

with my work life, with personal life, with all this sh--.

My girlfriend said that I was "too nice,"

and she felt like she could do anything and get away with it,

so she cheated on me and was, like,

"But you still wanna be with me, right?"

And I was like, "Obviously ----ing not."

-That's rude. -Damn.

Yeah. I thought I had it bad.

Ah, so gorgeous!

Interior, interior, we're handing up an arch,

will you... one of you run up.

Okay.

And two of us will hand it back up.

Oh, yeah, look at us go.

Holy sh--, it's almost 3:00.

*bleep*

-Appreciate you, man. -Appreciate you, too.

When I was at university,

I really wanted to be a wedding planner.

-Really? -I studied event management,

and I always thought about going into weddings,

which is weird, because I don't really wanna get married myself.

But with Jack, we were so in love,

like, you know, I really thought I'd met my soulmate.

But I'm kinda glad we didn't get married,

because as much as I love Jack, he can be a ----ing nightmare.

He just got my face on his arm,

so it's the same thing, pretty much.

It's a bigger commitment.

Who knew you would be a wedding coordinator/bartender?

Stewardess.

What's happening?

Am I doing hors d'oeuvres ashore, or on board?

What made you think they were going ashore?

That was the original plan.

You're preparing food on board.

-You hear me? -No.

Should I put stones?

Sprinkling it from about here to take away from the thinness.

Look at you, little stewardess!

Oh, my God, I love them!

Yeah, that looks way better, hey?

-Yeah. -So, that's ready.

We'll just do champagne glasses for after.

The plan is we're gonna bring her out first.

She wants to actually walk up to him.

Deck crew, let's get changed into our blacks.

Beautiful!

Oh *bleep* this.

Karry and Clint, you've expressed

love to one another through the commitment

and promise you have just made.

Do you have a couple more bobby pins?

-I do. -And we can do that, so...

-Yes, yes, yes. -[sighs]

Oh, this is beautiful.

Life, life!

It's just life.

Look at this rainbow!

Thank you, Lord!

Woo!

Clint, you may kiss your bride.

Everybody get into place, it's time.

Walk up from down there.

Do you wanna just stay down there with her,

and I'll radio you when to send her up?

-Yep. -All right, boys.

-This is the last shot. -Time to blast off!

Yeah. Then from right here.

Here's to Mr. and Mrs. Yoder.

-For real, yeah, mister Yoder. -Thank you, buddy, thank you.

-Guys. -Yes?

Showtime, baby.

-All right, let's do it! -Let's do it!

Follow me.

I've never sweated so much in my life.

I like to woo them with my goofiness, but that takes weeks.

Months.

Sometimes years.

A 29-year-old guy, great with kids, love dogs,

just looking for someone who's not gonna be a major hassle.

I don't wanna get married anywhere.

-The girls are already standing. -All right.

I honestly don't know how we have made this happen.

Like, the bride and groom are arguing,

it's ----ing sh--ty weather.

I mean, legend for pulling it off, but gobsmacked.

-Ah! -Oh, no!

Oh, are you okay, Katie?

*bleep* hold that, hold, hold.

Coming up...

Can you please not step in that?

I just swept.

Focus on putting the lamb on the plate.

Thank you.

You can't talk to me like you're the boss.

Never again. Never again.

This is it, we're about to blast off.

-Ah! -Oh, no!

-You okay, sweetie? -You okay, Katie?

-Are you okay, Katie? -Are you okay?

I'm fine, I'm fine, yeah.

-Okay. -What was that?

Just breaking myself.

So embarrassing.

Anyway, let's get married.

So, then we'll have you...

Goddamn!

-Ooh! -And you look amazing.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Okay, send her up.

[music playing]

Woo!

Oh, my goodness!

Thank you.

So, I have to confess...

this is my first time I've ever done this.

And the cool thing,

it's the first time you've ever done this, right?

That's right.

So, we're all in the same boat.

-Love it. -Yeah.

We're all here today in the beautiful country

of Croatia to celebrate the relationship

of Karry and Clint.

Clint, will you take Karry

to be your lawfully wedded wife?

I will.

Karry, will you take Clint to be your lawfully wedded husband?

I do.

Karry and Clint, I pronounce you husband and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

Woo!

Mr. and Mrs. Clint and Karry Yoder.

Oh, yes!

Ah.

-Yay! -Woo!

Okay, start pulling.

We're supposed to be running canapés.

Oh, okay.

That's vegan blue cheese pinwheels

with honey and Thai basil.

Awesome.

Sesame tuna, wasabi mayo.

Anyone hungry?

This is the best day ever.

Artichoke hearts, and a big congratulations to you.

-Aw! -Thank you, man, thank you.

Congratulations.

Yeah.

Wow, look at this rainbow!

I know!

Let's do flowers in the middle.

Okay, do you wanna focus on deco

and I just put all the glassware down?

Sure.

See you on the flipside.

Follow the crowd.

Your first wedding.

Maybe you'll do mine someday.

You're getting married?

Only if I find two girls somewhere.

I wanna truple.

That's funny.

I mean, to me, non-monogamy's normal.

I'm a sharebear.

Everyone has their goals.

Yeah!

Woo!

Did you all see the rainbow?

-Yes, yes! -Oh, my gosh!

A psychic told my mother

that my grandfather would show up at the wedding as a rainbow.

Stop, that makes me wanna cry, oh!

When my grandfather passed away,

there was this moth that was in the room

that I'd always stay in when I slept at their house.

Ever since, if I'm going through, like,

a difficult time or my anxiety's really bad,

a moth will always, like, fly past me.

And I don't know, it's just, like, a weird...

I'm, like, believe in stuff like that.

The most prominent rainbow I've ever seen in my life.

-We had your grandfather. -As a rainbow.

Hello?

It's definitely weird to talk to him, you know?

It's very raw at this point.

Hi, you!

Like, I wanna still talk to him like I normally do,

but I'm, like, God, I ----ing hate you.

There's plenty of fish in the sea...

ones that don't sleep with other fishies.

I can't talk.

Bye.

Very nice.

Feeling getting your feet under you, aren't you?

-Yeah. -I can tell.

-Um... -What?

Water glass always goes on top of main knife,

and then you do a triangle. That's just the...

It's so weird, because each chief stew

always says something different.

-Really? -Yes.

It's supposed to be water on the side at an angle,

and then white wine is angled by the water,

and the red wine is...

Water glass should always be on top of the main.

Okay.

I totally get where Lexi's coming from.

Right now, there's just so much going on,

I just don't want sh-- from anyone.

Like, who, like, enjoys conflict?

I ----ing hate it. But, oh, whatever.

-Okay. -Okay.

Hey, man.

Ah, yeah.

Hey, Lexi, you wanna go eat something

and sit down for, like, 10 minutes?

Can you take Corona and an espresso coffee shot,

and then I'll go eat.

The espresso is for the bride; Corona is husband.

No, you two just go.

Oh, yeah.

I don't even think Katie's sat down once.

It's hard to step away as a leader.

You know, I want the girls to have more rest.

My knee are burning.

Like, I'm happy to sacrifice... breaks.

I don't wanna hear about it!

Ooh *bleep*! No!

----ing stupid ----ing idiot.

I dropped the wedding cake. *bleep* my life.

That is a ----ing disaster.

It's not that bad. This should be the front facing,

and then we can cover all this.

-Somebody call the bride? -Yeah!

The first course is a scallop,

so I wanna make sure they're seated and,

like, so I don't overcook it.

The scallop... let me... let me--

Yeah, so just tell her when she's, like,

for sure they're, like, three minutes away,

I'll fire the scallops.

-Okay, awesome. -Thanks.

[hiccups]

Whenever you guys are seated, like, we can go.

-Start serving? -Okay, cool.

-Yeah. -Sweet, let's sit down, yeah.

Five minutes, or...

[belches]

Excuse me!

Interior, interior, galley.

Whoa, easy, tiger, not everyone's at the table.

Sorry?

Whenever y'all are ready, we're gonna eat some dinner.

Interior, interior, galley.

Whoa, easy, tiger, not everyone's at the table.

Sorry?

Whenever y'all are ready, we're gonna eat some dinner.

Baby, I'll be there in five seconds.

----ing kidding me.

Now I'm a ----ing...

We have a really small weather window to get into the dock,

and then because it's really windy,

we'll get all lines secured

and then we'll worry about ground lines, cool?

Copy.

Always do comms with me.

-I know. -Because I know.

I'll...

Well, she said you guys were doing water, wine, fire.

Ooh!

Yep.

Hey, don't tell the galley that he's ready,

because he was only one minute to plate.

I literally told him I'm gonna do waters and wine.

I just said in future, we'll just always go through me.

Yeah.

Courtney, Courtney, Katie.

Do you wanna come and be on standby to drop some plates?

Sure, yeah.

One more guest we're waiting on.

-You can't tell me to fire... -Did you know...

I know, but did you not hear me when I said I was...

had to pour waters and wines?

Yeah, but you said you were good to fire.

It's no big deal, but next time...

Okay. Okay. All righty.

-Fire means fire. -It's my... my problem.

Yeah.

I kinda find it difficult when, like...

That's not gonna fly with me.

All right, Mat, how about those appetizers?

I'm not gonna cook any first course

until everyone's sitting from now on, all right?

----ing kidding me.

That's beautiful.

-Looks good in here. -Yeah.

-All right, Malia. -Are you going down?

I'm gonna try.

Okay, copy.

-Okay, good night. -Good night.

-Galley, we can go on food. -Copy.

-Local seared scallop... -Yeah

-On a celeriac puree? -And...

-Ooh, poppy! -Truffle poppy!

Yeah!

For your first course tonight,

we have a local seared scallop on a celeriac puree,

topped with truffle popcorn.

Truffle popcorn?

-What? -That sounds delicious.

Wow, that's the best...

that's one of the best things I've had this whole time.

All right, so Captain Sandy's down, so you're in charge.

Yeah.

It's all you.

I think everything in general just makes me

a bit nervous at the moment.

Do you want a photo in here?

Yeah.

Come on, then.

Captain Z!

And of course I have my brothers,

who are also in yachting, just on standby.

Just watch me, follow me, we'll go down in the same line.

Clean your pallet, it's time to go to work.

Malia, can you help us take out...

-Wait, wait, wait... -I just need to put the lamb on.

-Yeah, just need it. -ASAP, as soon as...

-Because they get up like kids. -Yep...

Yeah, I'm gonna pop it in.

Lexi's bossing me around. Like, who is this girl?

I'm cooking a ----ing wedding meal.

It's my redemption meal. I will not be rushed.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[shouting]

They probably won't know the difference

between a lamb and a cow right now.

Oh, here it is!

-Yes! -Fresh out.

Okay, for your main course tonight,

we have a rack of New Zealand lamb on a ratatouille,

a soft-cooked polenta with parmesan,

and a chocolate and red wine sauce.

-Thank you. -Yum!

Get this outta my face.

-Like a non-lamb... -Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Do you want the ratatouille?

-Perfect. -I can get him to replate that.

If you do have extra lamb, I'll...

Yeah, cool, I'll go grab it.

Terez...

on her preference sheet,

it didn't state that she didn't eat any kind of pet.

Tereza doesn't want lamb.

Is there any extra, like, ratatouille, or...

Yeah.

Just a really thrown-together thing.

No worries, she's just wasted.

Lexi, can you call the galley

and tell him to plate some extra lamb?

Yeah.

There you go.

You tell Mat that the lamb was awesome.

-Hey, just... -Do you guys--

I want a couple more lamb pops.

Yeah.

What?

Plate some extra lamb, please.

You mind grabbing me a platter?

And watch that pile I got there.

Boom... you... you're stepping right in my piles.

Don't worry about the ----ing dirt.

Right now is not the time.

Excuse me.

Mm!

I'm gonna ----ing snap.

This is so barbaric.

Can you please not step in that? I just swept it there.

It's literally too dirt... don't worry about it.

-But... but, like... -I will sweep it up.

Just focus on putting the lamb on the plate.

Thank you.

You can't talk to me like you're the boss.

I'm in charge of the galley, all right?

-Never again. -I know, but I'm saying...

Never again. Get out.

Don't worry about the ----ing dirt.

Right now is not the time.

Just go tell Mat I want more lamb pops.

Yeah, he's plating some more lamb now.

Nice.

Just focus on putting the lamb on the plate.

No offense. Thank you.

You can't talk to me like you're the boss.

I'm in charge of the galley, all right?

-Never again. -I know, but I'm saying...

Never again. Get out.

Don't worry.

Are you ----ing kidding me?

Yes, absolutely.

Would you like another piece of lamb?

Yeah, dude, I need more lamb.

Are you finished?

Would you like another piece of lamb?

I want a couple more of that.

Don't worry, we'll have some more for you.

Yeah, just a couple more, yeah, please.

Chef, chef, we need more lamb chops, please.

I'm all out.

Are you ----ing kidding me? She just ate everything.

You don't touch anything until you're sure the guests are done.

Such a ----ing idiot.

That's cool.

That's the best meat I've ever had.

I don't eat pets.

Let's do rose petals on the bed.

-Okay. -Is this VIP cabin?

Yeah.

Yeah.

My back.

I always do my knot first.

Yeah.

You have to be really confident.

I'd rather you knock someone out than not make it to the dock.

Z is so nervous for his first docking,

and I'm hoping I can work with Z,

knowing where he's coming from,

because I remember my first docking.

Malia's helping me on this side.

Uh, probably here, yeah... or yeah, forward.

It's nerve-wracking.

Don't overthink it.

Yeah.

And I just wanna say, like,

how just thankful and grateful I am.

Oh!

Come on, up we go.

-Hey! -Oh, my goodness!

-Wow! -Yeah, sorry, perfect.

I didn't wanna be part of the cake service,

so I was dreading them asking me and having to be, like,

"No, I bought this."

Even though that's fine.

Like, I just did a ----ing multi-course dinner.

Like, whatever, I bought a cake.

Mat, you are amazing.

-If you wanna knock off... -Yeah, that's cool.

Was starting at 6:00 good for you this morning?

Yeah.

Let's cut it all the way down, ready?

-Just shove that in there! -No, no, no...

Yeah!

Yeah!

Woo!

There you go.

Ooh!

Oh, my God.

Hey, it's all sprayable.

How is shoving a cake in someone's face romantic?

I'd be so pissed,

especially if it was my wedding day

and my makeup was looking bomb.

I would be, like, what the *bleep*.

Why?

Babe?

It's all sprayable.

Hey, I had...

I had just swept in there... into there...

I... Like, listen, listen.

It's not that big of a deal, but like,

I try to be nice all the time,

so if I ask you not to step in a pile I just swept,

there's no argument.

I don't care.

Listen... There's...

There's no argument.

I get that you don't want anyone in your dirt.

I understand that.

But don't tell me to get out of somewhere,

because I never tell you to get out of our area.

I won't say, "Get out of the pantry."

Listen, Lexi why was it an issue not to stand

in the pile that I had just swept?

I don't know, I'm tired.

-Got it. -So, I offered to clean it up.

So, the little dirt is, like, not a big deal.

Okay, neat freak, I get it.

I still can't believe he's, like, still upset over dirt.

All right, babe, thank you.

-I'm going to bed. -Going to bed?

Caribbean queen.

Have a good night's sleep.

Oh, my gosh, cute.

Sweet dreams.

[farts]

Ugh, Dave-O!

*bleep* That one wrecked.

It's like eggs and sh-- mixed together!

[snoring]

Bridge, bridge, we are headed forward to the chain.

Copy.

Eleven o'clock, she'll stay. Eleven o'clock, she'll stay.

Thank you.

Anchor in the pocket.

Nice work, thank you.

Nicely done!

What up, G?

Yeah, what up, G-money?

These, technically,

are your straight-backs, and then these for your springs.

This one will go directly aft.

First time docking, super nerve-wracking.

Like, just thinking about it,

like, I don't know what to expect, really,

because I actually don't know what to do.

And then we're gonna get that second one on,

and it'll go this way, but shorter.

-Hi. -Oh, how are ya?

Good...

Wait for a cup of tea later?

What's that?

Oh, yeah, I would love a cheeky little Earl Grey.

With Katie, I'm just hoping the British accent wins her over.

Oh!

All right, I'll see you in a bit.

Cheerio!

Now the fun begins...

Start getting fenders ready, please.

Could you just walk me through putting the fenders on?

Good morning!

We got 15 minutes till we're in, so...

Okay.

You wanna get ready on the bow?

Malia, Lloyd, ready to go on the bow.

-Under... -Yeah.

-Over... -Over...

-And back through. -Fenders over, please.

Hey, Malia, let me know on the starboard...

when I pass that dock, I can back in.

Copy, your port quarter to the dock.

Going into my first docking with a new crew, I'm not worried.

I have confidence in Malia.

Fenders over, let's go!

And yeah, the wind's a little challenging,

but this is a great test.

Just pop it through there.

You've got two dolphins directly astern, 30 feet.

Where I see the guy in the tender,

is that the dolphin I'm going for?

Yes, but we have one directly astern, also about 25 feet.

Captain Sandy not being able to see the dolphin

is a little worrisome, because

they are giant concrete blocks.

So obviously, you don't wanna hit one.

I can't see the dolphin on my port side.

Coming there, yeah.

Bump ahead, 12 feet closing, dolphin astern.

Wind's really blowing. You have to go.

Eight feet and closing.

*bleep*. I can't see it.

Watch it on the stern on this dolphin, please.

Hold this position nicely, if we can just come back.

I can't see the dolphin on my port side.

Port dolphin three feet.

Chrissakes.

This position looks great if we can just walk back.

Look how close it is.

Fenders.

Easier said than done.

Beautiful, okay.

Fifteen feet stern and closing.

Sending heaving lines.

There we go!

Let's get our other lines across, please.

Taking up tension off our port straight back.

Port bow line is under tension now.

Copy... Captain Sandy, that is all lines across.

We have control, you're happy to shut down.

Thank you.

What, what!

-Hey, nice work. -Thanks.

You did great.

That was, like, a lot of wind.

Yeah.

That was not easy.

-Good job, guys. -Thank you.

Yeah, they're all doing really good.

-You did great, though. -Thank you.

Good morning!

-We ----ing made it. -We ----ing made it.

The knee problem's gone, the attitude's there.

I'm so happy!

The guests are happy.

I am not gonna jinx this.

Hope I can do it six more times.

Morning! I can't believe we're docked.

All crew, all crew, please get into your whites.

Show me the money, show me the money.

Oh, we're gonna go start packing.

Courtney, come pack for us!

Are you impressed yet, Malia?

I am impressed.

You pushed through an injury,

whether it be a psychological injury or a physical one.

I think it was a combinash.

Hey, hey...

Fresh.

A compliment?

Yeah, all right.

Deck crew, we have some luggage

in the primary cabin that is ready.

We need to grab some luggage.

Yeah, these two.

You get a workout in with that one.

All crew, all crew, queue up on the dock in your whites.

Watch your step, babe.

Oh, thank you guys!

Enjoy the rest of the stay.

Thank you, you're amazing.

Enjoy the rest of Croatia!

I just wanted to let you guys know

that we're in the hospitality business.

The food is one of the things

that we were looking forward to the most.

Ugh, here we go.

And I know Mat, you did a great job making that happen.

Thank you so much.

Katie, you had your girls on point.

Oh, thank you, yes!

Amazing.

So, this is for you all.

You worked your asses off for it.

Thank you so much.

-Bye, guys. -Bye!

-Thank you. -Love y'all.

Get in our reds, and we'll meet in the main salon

for our tip meeting.

Oh, God, I don't know what just happened.

-I mean... -Oh, money.

Ooh!

Dude, what a great first charter!

*bleep* yeah.

Oh!

All crew, all crew,

meet me in the main salon for our tip meeting.

Copy, on my way.

-Z... -Z, catch me!

We pulled off the impossible.

Thank you for not giving up.

We were killer.

I think you all deserve a portion

of my tip for the weight you pulled.

Aw, that's really kind. We're not gonna do that.

You could buy us a shot, though.

-Yes! -Oh, all the drinks.

There you go!

First round's on you.

You were incredible.

I love that the client acknowledged that.

Deck, we didn't hit anything, so we're good.

So, it's $25,800.

Per person, 1,718 in dollars... well done.

-So, cheers, everybody. -Yeah, thank you.

Cheers, you guys.

Oh, dear, I don't want it to break.

Let's turn this boat.

Do you want to start stripping this bed?

Are you sensible with your tip money, in terms of saving?

-Yes. -Yeah?

The money from this, though, I'm paying my parents back.

What did you borrow for?

Do my yacht master and change my career.

Oh, nice.

Do I want the tips? Yeah.

Do I owe my parents lots of money? Yes.

Z, how old are you?

I'm 26 tomorrow.

What, it's your birthday tomorrow?

-Yeah. -*bleep* yeah!

-Oh, my God! -Hey

-What? -Deck crew's gonna be hungover.

No, I'm just kidding.

First night out.

We do have someone's birthday to celebrate.

-Woo-woo! -Yeah!

Lexi, are you excited?

Finally, a glass of wine for ourselves.

It's our first crew night out.

Like, it's been the charter from hell.

But we survived and want a drink.

You got it!

Chef is definitely buying us our first ----ing round.

-Oh, yes, yes. -He's buying us a round.

Thank you.

Thank you, babes, such a gent.

I feel like we're at speed-dating.

Yeah.

Can we have two espresso martinis, please?

A shot of tequila, chilled.

What's everyone's Tinder bio?

I don't think this side of the table needs Tinder.

Oh!

Yes!

-You're all straight, yeah? -Yeah.

Me and, like, two other guys

did contemporary dance when I was at school.

So it's just, like, leaping and, like.

We used to get called gay for doing it,

and then when they found out that we'd spend our weekends

with, like, 30 girls,

we were like, jokes on you, bruv.

She's like, "I'm just calculating here."

Ooh!

I love this lady.

I just ----ing love tequila.

It's the only upper alcohol you can drink.

Like, it's just good vibes, man.

Like, who doesn't love a good vibe?

-Z, happy birthday! -Yay!

Happy birthday, Mzi!

It's like a replacement boyfriend.

No, they piss me off, tequila's better.

Mm!

And it's nice to see her kind of letting loose.

But it's definitely a new dynamic,

being attracted to someone who's my boss.

That whole round was on me, thank you guys.

Guys, he just bought this round for us!

-Aw! -Thank you!

Thanks, Mat.

Okay, seven more to go.

[laughing]

So, remember that day when we didn't get a break?

Yeah.

Him and Alex are gonna be drinking all night.

Do you guys need a cart behind the bar, or the chair?

I get it, but I can't change what happened.

And I feel bad, obviously.

Wait, Mat, so this covers the cheese plate.

Yeah.

Thank you, guys.

Guys, he just bought this round for us!

-Aw! -Thank you!

-Thanks, Mat. -Okay, seven more to go.

Just kidding.

Fish option for me.

May I have the vegetarian, please? Thank you.

For the lady?

-Can I have the fish, please. -Fish option.

Yes.

She's ordering for me as well.

Daddy will take the fish.

Just like a joke, you know?

Daddy loves it, though.

[chatters] Yeah. I'll be back in a moment.

Mm.

He looks fine.

You've got a good personality like that,

so I could not care, yeah.

Yeah, I'd *bleep* anything.

Oh, my God.

So...

Are the girls allowed to look, guys?

I had a circle-jerk with me and two girls.

They're very nice guys.

I find the girls attractive.

The guys, looks-wise...

They're nice.

How about Mathew?

No, *bleep* no.

He's like my creepy uncle.

Mat does give me creepy uncle vibes.

But, like, you know, creepy uncle can give you... eh.

-Yah! -Yah!

-Thank you so much. -Tuna with balsamic.

-Appreciate it. -Thank you.

Bon appétit.

Okay, Z, happy birthday, Daddy...

-You're 27 now. -I'm 27!

-Aw! -No, we--

Aw!

-Oh! -Yeah.

Happy birthday, Daddy!

What do I wanna be...

I actually do enjoy getting called "daddy," but...

It's the best, it's the best!

Courtney called me daddy... whatever makes you happy.

Daddy.

Mzi is a daddy!

I definitely have a crush on Courtney.

I want that as my alarm... daddy, daddy.

I wanna wake up to that every morning.

"Daddy, it's time to wake up, get yourself a coffee."

It, like, changes my whole day

when the person I'm starting my day with is positive.

Yeah, because if you get me I'd be, like *bleep* off.

And I'd be like, "You can say *bleep* off in the soup pantry,

but not in the galley."

He was mad at me.

He was, like, "I'm the boss of this galley, get out."

Are we really gonna discuss... she...

I swept a pile of dirt and she stood in it,

and I asked her to move and she wouldn't move, and I was upset.

Okay, so he swept...

he swept a pile of dirt that I wasn't aware of.

-Okay, so I ran out... -But then I told you...

Shh!

I'm like, "Plate the ----ing lamb chops."

Like, "That's all I want you to do right now."

I'm not disrespectful

unless someone's being disrespectful to me.

We're living and working with people

who we wouldn't even speak to in normal circumstances.

You wouldn't speak to me in normal circumstance?

You wouldn't speak to me.

-That's not true! -Bullsh--.

Let's not talk about it.

Next, on "Below Deck Mediterranean."

-Happy birthday, Daddy!

Yeah!

Daddy!

Woo-woo!

What? No! We kissed last night!

Are you in love now, Z?

Oh!

Roy Orbison Jr.

and his wife, Asa, are repeat charter guests.

Go ahead, Roy-Roy!

-Hi! -Oh!

I thought there's a family, they're not big drinkers.

Happy times!

When was the last time you were tickled by a grown man?

Boy, was I wrong.

Go to bed, now.

I'm going in the water.

Can you bring that downstairs?

Well, you need to be outside so you can tell us where things go.

Yo, stop it.

I'm the boss of the way food gets put away.

That's what I'm telling you!

Oh, you're so argumentative about nothing.

She's going out of her way to try to be bossy,

and I do not like that.

Of, like, human names on there?

-Yes. -Oh!

It kinda makes me wanna sleep with one eye open.

Like, the *bleep*?

Oh sh--! Whoa, whoa, whoa!*bleep*