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25% of all restaurants fail
in the first year.

And 50% by the third year.

"Jun & Chie Kagami"

Marriage is very similar.

"The 3rd year wall."

This well-known phrase isn't
superstition. It's accurate.

"Just Married"

My previous marriage ended
in its 3rd year.

In short, I'm a divorcee.

That's why when I remarried,
I made a promise with my new wife.

When we reach our third year...

we're to reconfirm our feelings and
reassess if we want to continue.

Our 3rd wedding anniversary
is just around the corner.

And so I wonder how we will greet it.

What words will my wife have for me?

I'm home.

Chie?

Chie!

Chie... Chie.

I got home...

my wife was dead.

Chie!

Jun.

You're thinking, "Pretty".

You've got to give me
a chance to say it.

What is it?

I've one request...

that I'd like to make.

A request?

Promise me...

you won't die before me.

Chie!

Chie!

Ambulance.

Ambulance.

Ambulance. 1-1-7.

Surprised?

Welcome home.

"When I Get Home, My Wife
Always Pretends to Be Dead."

Okay. Let's eat.

Ketchup.

Wipe.

Give thanks.

How is it?

Delicious bloody rice omelet.

Did you enjoy that?

Were you worried?

Not sure.

Chie! Chie!
Ambulance! Ambulance!

Swoon.

I didn't say that.

Really? You didn't?

1-1-7, really.

1-1-7.

What?

"See you later" kiss.

Not out there. We're not newlyweds.

It could be our final parting.

What?

Ow, ow, ow! Too hard!

You'd better return home alive.

Such drama.

I need the guy leaving here to be
the same one returning.

That goes without "slaying".

Now don't be late.

What's with that hair?

Don't drop it here.

Good morning.

Good morning.

What?

It's not funny.

I was about to call an ambulance.

Very delightful.

But this sounds like a boast to me.

If only my wife could do something
that interesting.

But that's a sign of a strong marriage.

3rd year, huh?

Where's the merit in it?
Lower taxes?

Merit?
You don't get married for merits.

Easy, you two.

Marriage is like the Freemasons.

Really?

A contract renewal at 3 years.

I think...

she's testing me.

You're overthinking.
She's just having some fun.

I don't know.

Hey Chief, know how Jun's wife
greeted him last night?

Sano, shush.

Well, I envy you.

I haven't gone home in 3 days.

I'm sorry.

Breaking your back working overtime
to support one's family.

It's what a man does, right?

Here Chief.

Excuse me.

"I'm coming home."

She's been eaten.

She's been eaten...

Okay, Chie.

Chie.

Chie!

That was close!

I was on the verge of being digested.

You saved my life!
Thank you!

It's a miracle.

Well then, time for dinner.

"Great bargain! 3,800 yen!"

Chie's death pranks
continued unabated.

One time, it was a gang war hit.

Another time, a valiant death in war.

And on one day, she'd been pierced
through by an arrow.

That's really impressive.

How'd you do that?

I put a lot of time into researching this.

You can't find these at
a 100-yen shop.

Let's eat.

Eggs are... 80 yen!

Unbelievable!

The school bus!

Murder. Murder!

There's been a murder!

No, it's not! Wait!

Calm down.

Wow, she's getting good at this.

Here.

Is it a cry for help?

It is a bit serious.

Right?

If not, why would she play dead
over and over?

Call from Andy Rental.

This is Kagami calling again.

I wanted to inquire about coffin types.

It must be related to our 3rd year
anniversary.

She's telling me something.

Is her family nearby?

In Shizuoka.
Not too far, not too close.

Confusing distance.

How'd you meet her, then?
College alum?

On a business trip.

Wait! Stop!

Don't go!

Come on!

For God's sake!

Come back!

Wait!

"Sushi"

The next bus won't come for an hour.

Hello. Pardon me.

Come in.

"Pardon me"?

Please, have a seat.

Thanks.

Here you go.

Here.

Thank you.

Idiot! You expect him to drink
from the bottle?

Excuse her, please.

She's always been scatterbrained.
Not very mindful.

In kindergarten...

Grab a lively one!

Okay!

Here you are.

I'll serve you up alive!

Even for a daughter of a sushi shop.

In that case...

you've no choice but to say it's
served with head and tail.

We think alike.

"It's our famous crawfish served
with head and tail!"

I had to raise her alone, so it was
a bit crude.

Her mother died when she was little.

I think 4?

I was 5.

4 or 5, what difference does it make?

That's a lot of froth.

That's okay.

It should overflow with froth.

If you give it some time,
it becomes just right.

When the froth decreases,
you add more beer.

Until the very last drop.

It all works out.

You're right. It worked out.

Thanks.

From Tokyo?

Yeah. On business.

Hold on.

Do you know the shop Mont St. Clair?

She married, came to Tokyo.
She could miss home.

That's what I feared.

It'll be all right.

Wait. A minute ago, you said
it was serious.

I'm saying don't dwell too much over
what she may be thinking.

She just wants attention.

She wants attention.

"I'm coming home."

I'm home.

What? Arrows again?

My Liege!

My Liege!

Say it isn't so!

Valhalla awaits the honorable fallen!

Upon my life,
I vow to avenge you!

My Liege!

"Bargain price 800 yen"

My Liege!

Hate for the "Enter" key?

I played along with her death game.

What happened?

It finished me.

Listen to this.

What's this? It must be
a cattle mutilation.

Where's the mystery circle?

Space aliens go home!

I won't let you have your way with us!

I will defend my Chie!

"Today's script"

Your Countship!

Why? Why did this have to happen?

Return to life!

Do I have to?

Oh, Juliet!

Death, that hath sucked the honey
of thy breath!

Oh Romeo!

Wherefore art thee named Romeo?

Mine father named me thus.

Quite well done.

I'm afraid to go home.

What'll it be tonight?
Fairies?

Zombies?

But zombies are the living dead.

Why don't you join me
for dinner tonight?

Bring your wife.

What?

Come here a lot?

On occasion.

Hello.

Oh, Chie.

How do you do?
I've heard so much about you.

Really? I see.

Sorry I'm late.

Oh, she's here.

I'm Yumiko.
It's a pleasure to meet you.

Your husband's a great help.

That's for sure.

That's no way to address a superior.

Excuse him.

Shall we sit?

They dated for 2 years.

So back and forth between Tokyo
and Shizuoka?

A "medium distance" relationship.

Jun says it was love at first sight.

I don't know if it was that.

Don't be shy. Jun talks about
Chie at work every day.

How romantic.
I'm very jealous.

No, it's not like that.

So Chie, what made you want to
marry Jun here?

If I had to say one thing...

Jun goes halvies.

Halvies?

Yes.

Is it good?

I've dreamed of Mont St. Clair.

I see.

I'm surprised you came.

Of course I came.

Why?

Why what?

I wanted to see you, that's why?
Isn't that how it works?

Yeah?

Get your ice-cream sandwiches!

Beat the heat and cool your body with
a cold ice-cream sandwich.

Get your ice-cream sandwiches!

Wait, Chie!

Where'd she go?

Where is she?

Chie.

Chie.

Hey!

Thank you.

Bye-bye. See you.

One, please.

It's the last.

Thank you.

What were you doing?
I had no idea where you went.

But you finally found me.

What?

This is a Tokyo ice-cream sandwich.

The last one.

Oh.

Take the big half.

No, you take it.

I like watching you eat a lot, Chie.

Here. Let's go halvies.

Perfect halvies is, of course,
difficult to do.

But with a little effort, just the
right degree of halvies is possible.

Just the right degree?

Yes.

That looks great!

Let's see that in action, then.

Stop it.

Can I do this?

That's about right.

Here, the bigger half.

You two are entertaining.

Chie, we should go out for lunch
together sometime.

Sure.

So that's how you remembered
that day, huh?

Just right halvies.

Yup.

All I remember was my relief
at finding you.

Jun?

You can always find me if you look.

Look how large the moon is tonight.

Yes.

Here it comes.

Your avocado and salmon rice bowl.

My wife's been pestering me
about traveling to France.

Sounds lovely.

She wants to go with just our son.
My expense, of course.

That's very sad.

I don't want to travel
with her, either.

If I went, I'd prefer someone younger.

Like Ichiki of General Affairs.

Marriage does lose you opportunities.

One piece of paper swears you
to lifelong monogamy.

And yet some do it over and over.

How is it? Good, right?

Curry works, too.

"Need anything from the store?"

"I want a chainsaw. (Replica OK)."

Where do I buy that?

Don't come in yet!

Okay.

Curse of the Pharaoh!

What's this?

"Dry cleaning shop part-timers wanted"

Classified ad.

2 days a week is fine.

Oh no.

Were you fired?

What?

Chie.

Don't scare me like that.

I pictured you fired and unable to find
work, groaning under debt.

We flee by night and hide ourselves
in a port town.

"We're pressed into hard labor where...

we stare at our hands."

From Takuboku Ishikawa.
Know it?

That's quite an imagination you have.

Why do you want a part-time job?

It's not for me.

I thought it'd be a good change
of pace for you.

Change of pace?

Aren't you bored at home alone?

I'm not.
I have a lot of things to do.

You're cooped up at home all day.

People need sunlight, or they'll rot.

Don't force yourself, though.

I'll try it.

What?

Your company may go bankrupt.

Don't be morbid.

Life consists of three hills to climb.

Uphill, downhill and
"What hill?"

In life, anything can happen.

I see your point.

Prepare first, laugh later.

What is it?

We're out of mayonnaise.

Be prepared?

We'll manage.

"Yokoyama Dry Cleaners"

Hello.

May I help you?

I called earlier about a job.

Ah.

Thanks for hiring me.

Don't be thanking me.

What?

Okay, go ahead and thank me.
We're neighbors.

Shall we shake?

Oh, he's back.

She's here for the job.

Oh, okay. Thanks for coming.
Hold on a minute.

Why is an old guy buying lunch from a
convenience store so depressing?

What are his children doing
abandoning him like that?

What? Me?

I'm simply a customer.

A customer?

I'm so glad you're here.

I can't always be minding the store.

But sometimes, he's not
in the best of conditions.

Thanks for waiting.

How do you do?

Pleased to meet you.

Same here.

Bank robbery?

Close.

I start work Wednesday.

That's great news!

I could be robbed, you know.

Hence the simulation.

Prepare now, laugh later.
Better safe than sorry.

Most dry cleaners aren't
that dangerous.

How do you know?

There's something else.

Chie?

I'm tired of your playing dead.

Jun?

The moon...

sure is pretty.

You're sleep talking.

Whoa!

Come here often?

After the hospital, yeah.

Why? Are you ill?

No.

I can't move in this thing.

Okay.

I can never quite hit a homerun.

I'm trying, though.

Things had been going pretty well.

So why this?

Celebrate her getting a job with
flowers and cake.

I know a good shop.

You do?

Of course.

If you sense disgruntlement,
preempt it before it blows up.

Wow.

I can't have children.

We've been married 5 years now.
It's got everyone worried.

Talk about a game changer, right?

Yeah.

I don't know what to say.

I'm sorry.

I much prefer it to false sentiment.

Thank you.

I find that kind words...

can often hurt people.

So I'm not a big fan.

Kind words can hurt people?

I think it happens quite a lot.

I agree.

What's with you?

We must defuse potential bombs...

before they blast marriage into pieces.

Whoa! A new face!

That's funny.

Where'd it go?

What's wrong?

Why?

Where'd it go?

Where the hell are you?

You mean this?

There it is.
Tell me sooner.

And my... you know.

These?

Yeah, these.

Okay, here you go.

Suit and collared shirt.

- Niboshi.
- Here kitty!

Welcome.

Oh, hello!

What humidity, huh?

I heard it'll rain from afternoon.

A quick rainstorm would be refreshing.

Very true.

Here it is.

Yes, that.

This is it.

Thank you very much.

For Heaven's sakes.

You forgot this!

Oh, that!

I'll come for Niboshi later.

"Ancestral Family Grave"

Vengeance is mine.

Now she's a ghost.

I'm not "playing" dead.

Yes, you're already dead.

Vengeance is mine.

What are those?

Please find peace.

Ghosts like sunflowers and cake.

Cake?

Melon.

Ghosts have good noses.

For your first day of work.

You smell of rain.

I got a bit wet.

Let's have "that" for dinner.

What?

That.

That? What?

You need more training.

I'll take this.

Handle this for me, will ya?

Whatever you say.

The cake... was a hit.

What did I tell you?

You were absolutely right.

So you can work overtime
with me, then?

Not a chance.

"Ze-att!"

Chie.

Ze-att?

She's finally gone to outer space.

Ze-att!

Chie.

Chie...

I need 3 whole minutes!

Chie.

Listen to me.

"Just moved!

If you're in the area,
drop by! (Just kidding),Your ex-wife"

It looks good.

Just fix the confusing wording.
Soften it up.

Good luck.

I owe you one.

Much appreciated.

Very cute.

It can't be all that bad.

Playing along doesn't help.

Neither does making new friends nor
a part-time job.

Flowers and cake? Nope.

It's exciting. Just let it run its course.

I don't need excitement.
I just want a normal wife.

She's gone from playing dead to
the afterlife and "Zee-att".

What is she trying to say?

Imagine your wife suddenly turning into
somebody totally different.

It'd be unbearable.

I know.

That's marriage, isn't it?

Hm?

I'm back.

Welcome.

I'm borrowing this.

What's this?

It goes on the head.

They're ears.

Be careful.

See you tomorrow.

See you.

"I don't feel well.

I'm afraid I can't make it today"
- Yumiko

I'm home.

Anyone home?

Where'd she go?

Chie?

What did I do to deserve this?

Listen Chie.

How'd you know it was me-ow?

From your tail.

Oh meow.

Tell me why you do this?

Meow?

I'm serious.
I really want to know.

If you have something to say, say it.

Okay then, Jun.

I have a favor to ask... meow.

Is this gift appropriate?

Yeah.

Well?

Welcome!

Hello!

How are you, Chie?

Please come in.

Thanks. What a great apartment!

Really?

Very stylish. I'm impressed.

Is this all Chie's taste?

Thanks for having us today.
Please accept this.

You didn't have to.

My pleasure.

I hear Chief asked Miss Ichiki
to work overtime.

General Affairs doesn't need overtime.

I know.

Too obvious.

No kidding.

This Tom Yum soup is amazing!

It's surprisingly thick...

The broth is made from cod, bonito
and kombu kelp.

Wow, Thai food but Japanese broth.

Thai cuisine, Japanese broth?

Taste it.

Smells great.

Delicious.

Maybe I'll try.

I'd like that.

You're a good cook, Chie.

I'm not.

You are.

What's that?

What?

It's an alligator.

Gator!

It's adorable!

You like alligators, too?

They're seen as ferocious creatures
who only want to bite...

but they have the most developed
brains among reptiles, akin to dogs!

Really?

Alligators are really smart.

I'd love to hear more about them.

You do?

Do you know how to fend one off
if you encounter one?

With rubber.

Rubber?

Alligators have incredibly strong jaws
for clamping down.

But not for opening them.

Same with humans. Our hands are stronger
when we open rather than close them.

I didn't know my wife liked alligators.

She doesn't look like she would.

The thing is we've been married now
for 5 years.

Married couples are,
after all, strangers.

They can't know everything
about each other.

Shall we go?

What, a real alligator?

Bigger than this one.

Bigger?

It's the truth.

Welcome back!

Bigger than this?

That's right.

Hurry and start drinking.

I'll bring cheese.

Perfect.

Here.

Thanks.

Chie...

Jun has been a bit tired lately.

Don't.

They say that men have 7 enemies
outside the home.

7 enemies? Like samurai?

Samurai?

No, I'm serious.

We want to come home and relax...
think about nothing.

I hope you'll understand that.

So because you're tired...

don't say anything troublesome?

I'm not talking about me.

We have a lot going on, too!

Every day, we have a lotto think about!

What?

Just like alligators. You think I'm vapid.

Say what?

You don't get it.

Get what?

Me!

I think she's a little drunk.

Sorry.

I'm sorry, Chie.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

You don't need to try so hard.

Husbands and wives are together
every day.

There's a limit to what you can do.

I know.
Why don't you arm wrestle me?

Arm wrestle?

If you win,
I'll give you this alligator.

Stop it.
This isn't the time for that.

- I do.
- You do?

But I'll wrestle for real.

Good.

Jun, clear these plates for us.

You too, Dear. Come on.

Prepare to lose.

Go!

You never said you did karate.

Yes, I did.

Let's take a cab.

No, the train is fine. Come on.

I'll do that later. Come drink with me.

It'll be harder to do
if you put it off.

In that case, I'll help.

It's okay.
I'll handle it tonight.

Okay, sure.

Sano was surprised about
the alligator.

And the karate.

What is it?

Your favorite foods are sushi and
fried eggs.

You didn't play sports in high school.

Correct.

You like sunflowers...

and cake from Mont St. Clair.

And the medaka fish.

You love the smell of cheese.

That's enough.

We learn these things in the course
of daily life.

There's no need to try so hard, right?

Good morning.

My wife made this for you.

Were you two all right?

I don't really know anymore
what is "all right"?

Actually, I probably didn't know from
some time ago.

From our wedding day.

Maybe.

Hello.

You and Sano are fooling yourselves.

What?

Thinking won't give you answers
to marriage.

When you don't know, just ask.

And if that doesn't work, go your
separate ways.

You married for love, right?
It wasn't arranged?

You made the decision.

Have you ever thought of breaking up
with your wife, Chief?

Many times.

Of course.

But I doubt I'll ever divorce her.

Because of the kids?

They create a bond, but that's
not enough.

Then what is it?

I love her.

What?

What's so funny?
What else could it be?

No... I mean that was...

unexpected.

We sleep apart due to my snoring.
My wife berates me to my son.

He sees me as an out-of-touch dork
who functions mainly as an ATM.

But what keeps me working hard...

despite all of that is love for my wife.

Good morning.

What's the matter?

She seemed fine yesterday.

Now she's all cold.

My wife started keeping them.

I warned her.

"Saying goodbye will be sad,
so don't do it", I said.

Here our children had all grown up.

We could finally relax together...

and then she up and died.

But I couldn't be a burden on my kids.

They're busy raising their
own families.

Why did she leave me alone?

What're you doing?

Panda.

What?

You've ruined your pretty looks.

This panda wants to make lunch.

Let's go grocery shopping.
And eat something hot.

I'll make miso soup.

I once made a terrible mistake
making miso soup.

I mistook a broth bag with
a barley tea bag.

The soup was pitch black.

Pretty laughable, huh?

I'm a complete scatterbrain.

Chie.

Thank you.

Do you have children?

In that case...

make the most of the time spent
with your husband.

You're young so you may not realize it.

But that's valuable time you won't
get back.

I'm home.

Welcome back.

I'm sorry. Wrong house.

Don't be afraid. Just listen.

I am Chie.

I'm 62 years old and I've returned
from the year 2050.

Some future beer?

Yes, please.

So who is Japan's Prime Minister
in the year 2050?

What?

It changes so rapidly I don't know.

I see. What's the status of the EU?

It's getting by.
Looking good, actually.

How about America?
And Russia?

All countries have disappeared.
They all crumbled.

That's alarming.

Everyone puts family first and lives
in peace.

Well then... tell me about your family.

How are Chie and I doing?

Are we living together?

You see...

I love Chie.

I want to be with you forever.

Thank you.

Let's stop all this.

You don't need childish games to say
what's on your mind.

This tactic is hard on me.

It's not a tactic.

What am I missing?

Nothing.

Then what?

What are you calculating?

Our time together going forward.

If you live to 80, that's 41 years.

41 years is...

14,965 days.

That's quite a lot.

The time we can spend together...

is 359,160 hours.

With every blink of an eye...

this time gets smaller.

Hey.

What do you think of me, Chie?

The moon sure is pretty.

I'm stepping out.

Do you have some time tonight?

Sure.

What's up?

Hi, Yumiko.

Oh, Chie.

Thanks for coming out.

Sano and I are getting a divorce.

I believe he's telling Jun today.

But I wanted to tell you
directly, Chie.

I don't hate Sano at all.

I still love him.

Then...

Marriage is difficult.

We have each other's parents
and relatives, and...

our own views of an ideal marriage.

I'm exhausted.

Still can't reach it.

Try again.

Thank you, Chie.

After the other day...

Sano and I had several talks.

While a do over isn't possible...

it had been a long time since we'd
bared our souls to each other.

He even...

called me by my name, "Yumiko"
for once.

Here's your pork belly.

Let me clear this.

Have you ever been to an OB-GYN?

You're ushered to a tiny room, shown
smut so you can masturbate.

You serious?

All the time, your wife and nurse are
next door waiting.

The doctor then takes the stuff you
struggled to get out...

and puts it under a microscope.

"Your wife is fine, but your sperm
lacks a little spunk," he says.

Ooh, that's rough.

It was humiliating to say the least.

It's like being told you're defective
as a man.

And then I saw something.

I looked over and saw slight relief
on Yumiko's face.

It's a hard pill to take after all our
time together.

I think I'm done with marriage forever.

You don't know that.

Can we get some ice?

Certainly.

Tell me, Jun.

Why'd you divorce your last wife?

I've wanted to ask.

But I didn't want to bring up a topic
that might upset you.

Here's your ice.

Oh, sorry about that.

Sorry. Let's change the subject.

I don't know.

What?

I don't know.

Neither of us cheated on each other.
We didn't have a big fight.

But I came home and she was gone.

What?

No one home.

Then 2 weeks later, I think...

she reappeared saying,

"I want to break up."

And you?

I was at my limit in patience.

But I still have no idea how it all
came about.

Little things added up, I suppose.

It's terrifying.

You sense it vaguely,

but then suddenly your wife is gone.

That's why...

I worry about Chie.

Hey, you're cute.

Keep moving.

Chie!

Oh, Jun.

If it isn't Chie Kagami!

Sorry about this.

Did you know? I'm your husband?

Are you in?

Thank you.

Did Yumiko tell you?

We both agreed.

Agreed to what?

That it's better to find new partners
than to spend...

the rest of our lives in an unworkable
relationship.

Good night.

Wait a second.

This isn't the way.

It's okay. Trust me.

Just sleep as usual.

But it always takes you so long
to get home.

Don't worry.

The roads are all connected.
We'll get home, I promise.

That is so charming.

I'd like to visit that big castle.

Are you being serious?

Know what that is?

It's a castle in the middle of nowhere.

Is this a tourist trap?

No.

That's something else.

It's not a castle.

It's a holiday.
Want to go out?

That's okay.

Where would you like to go?
You name it.

Where would you like to go, Jun?

Where would you like to go with me?

The castle?

What?

Hello? Oh, how've you been?

Yes.

Yes.

I understand.

Thank you.

What is it?

My father...

collapsed.

The procedure went well.

Fortunately, early discovery means
no lasting side effects.

But it did leave some cardial damage.

He'll need to rest for a while.

Thank you so much.

Your father is no longer a young man.

Please be careful.

Chie.

I have to be strong, don't I?

After all, I'm his only family.

I've come today...

having spent much time with Chie
discussing the future.

I'd like your permission...

I won't tell you to make
my daughter happy...

or protect her at all costs.

But I'd be lying if I said...

your being a divorcee didn't
concern me.

Forgive me.

You don't have to apologize.
It's your life.

And you've chosen my
scatterbrained daughter.

Both you and Chie are still young.

Going forward...

you'll be met with many things
you never expected.

Hard times maybe.

You just need to get through
them together.

If you do that, before you know it,
you'll be husband and wife.

Yes.

Never squeeze the hand of a craftsman.

You'll give me your clumsiness.

Fool.

I'll go do the paperwork.

Chie.

Do you remember our promise, Jun?

I remember.

Promise you won't die before me, okay?

There's snot on you.

I hadn't heard her cry since
her mother died.

She cried and cried and cried.

Who could blame her for worrying
how the two of us would survive?

Mommy!

Please.

Mommy!

After all the embalming and
taking care of Chie...

closing the shop and coming home,
it was well past midnight.

I was exhausted.

The future looked bleak.

I even had thoughts...

of taking Chie with me into the beyond
to be with her morn.

And then one day,
I returned home...

to find Chie missing.

Chie!

Chie!

Nin-nin!

What're you doing?

We played hide-and-seek every day.

"Why do I have to do this after a long
day of work?" I thought.

But...

it was pretty hilarious.

She's gone.

Did you climb up there by yourself?

Meow!

Silly.

Come.

Meow!

You can always find me
if you look, Dad.

So don't worry.

Even though she was but a child...

she found ways to cheer me up.

So young to experience death.

And yet she understood my grief
at being left behind.

My wife...

surely didn't want to die first.

It's just too sad for the survivors.

But that's how it is.

You can never know what will happen
until it does.

Life has 3 hills.

Uphill, downhill and...

"What hill?"

Yes.

There are no guarantees in life.

Do you remember what you told me
once before?

When you get through hard times...

it's then you realize
you're husband and wife.

That's right.

It doesn't have to look pretty.

The road you walked had potholes.

No couple comes through that
looking picture perfect.

The bath is free.

Okay then.

You read a lot.

I'll wash that.

Thanks.

"Chie Aida"

"Guide to Japanese Literature"

Heavy hitters.

"Soseki Natsume"

"The moon sure is pretty."

No shampoo!

Did you wash your hair with soap?

Chie.

I found a place I want to go with you.

I think I caught one!

Here, use this.

No, no, no. That's white.

I can always wash it.
Don't worry.

Marry me.

What?

What?

Why are you surprised?

I'm not... I mean...

I intended to say "Thank you."

Sorry.

The moon sure is pretty.

What?

The moon sure is pretty.

Now I can die.

What? Stop that.

No.

That's my response.

"Now I can die."

When Shimei Futabatei translated
a Russian passage...

about a woman responding to
a passionate wooer...

he wrote, "Now I can die."

Soseki Netsuke translated "I love you"...

as "The moon sure is pretty."

It took you long enough.

Sorry.

I'm really sorry.

You've been responding all along.

And I thought...

you were just saying random things.

I never asked about its meaning.

Sorry.

These past 3 years...

I have never once felt I wanted
to be separated from you.

What would you like to be reborn as?

I don't know.

Maybe a world-class baseball or
soccer player.

Stick to Japan, please.

It'd be hard to find you overseas.

Why? To marry me again?

Of course.

That would be the happiest outcome.

I'm going to be by your side
the whole way, Jun.

You thought, "Me, too" just now.

Like I said.

Give a guy a chance to say it first.

Hey Jun?

Do you know why I've been
playing dead?

Well...

I think...

the thing about marriage is...

Eat up.

Thank you as always.

I give thanks.

Delicious.

I'm so glad.

Excuse me?

Coming.

Hello.

See you tomorrow.

Thanks for you hard work.

My pleasure.

"Nana Eikura"

"Ken Yasuda"

"Ryohei Otani"

"Sumika Nono"

"Kazuyuki Asano"

"Toru Shinagawa"

"Yukijiro Hotaru"

Hello.

I'm home.

Jun?

Jun!

Jun...

Did I scare you?

Unbelievable.

What were you thinking?

I just bought that shirt.

Shall we eat, then?

You get no dinner tonight!

"Produced by Yasushi Miyamae"

"Original Comic by K.Kajunsky, ichida
published by PHP Institute, Inc"

"Written by Fumi Tsubota"

"Music by Ren Adachi"

"Photography by
Yoshiyuki Matsumoto, Hideki Shima"

"Lighting by Seiichiro Mieno"

"Sound by Nagayuki Komatsuzaki"

"Art/Set Designed by Yoshio Yamada"

"Edited by Yuichi Iwakiri"

"Theme song by CHATMONCHY
"I Laugh You" (Ki/oon Music)"

"Directed by Toshio Lee"

"©2018 "When I get home, My wife always
pretends to be dead." Production Committee"