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Hey, hon, do we have
any more crackers?
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It's 4:00... my morning sickness
is rude as hell.
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Sorry, I ate 'em all.
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I've been having a touch
of morning sickness myself.
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Really, hon?
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Because I'm the one
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who's been literally growing
a human being
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for the past seven weeks.
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But, you know,
by all means, eat up.
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You are such an as...
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Astonishingly
thoughtful husband?
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I'll give you that.
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Now give me the crackers.
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I also got you some applesauce
and ginger tea.
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I remember how sick you were
with Grover.
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You are so sweet.
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- What's wrong?
- Well, I remember how sick you were with Grover.
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So, how's your
family research going?
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Oh, my... this Find Your Way
DNA website is amazing.
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It turns out there's
a whole world inside of my spit.
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But, you know, I have
a sixth cousin once removed
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who lives right here
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in California.
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His name is Terry B. Davis.
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Look at this guy.
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Oh!
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He's African American!
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I know.
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Kind of, uh,
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explains my dance moves, huh?
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Calm down, Dave.
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Let's not bring our milkshakes
to the yard just yet.
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I got to go tell Calvin.
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I am Black and I am proud.
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And I'm gonna say it out loud.
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Please don't go over there
bugging Calvin.
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Gemma, Calvin's my best friend.
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How could I ever bug him?
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Why are you bugging me now,
Dave?
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Calvin...
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look at this handsome fella.
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That's my cousin Terry.
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If he says that he's
a Nigerian prince
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and needs a small investment
to free up his millions,
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don't do it.
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Wait a minute. You're related
to Terry B. Davis?
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Yeah. That "B"
stands for Butler.
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No.
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That "B" stands
for "blessed."
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Calvin, we're related.
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Say what, now?
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Whoa, whoa, hold...
Let-let me see that.
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Oh, wow, Dad, it's true.
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And if Terry
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is Dave's cousin...
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And he's also your cousin...
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That means you are...
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Hopefully adopted.
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Bring it in, cuz!
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Hey.
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I thought you were not
going over to bug Calvin.
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Ha. We are family...
I'm allowed to bug.
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What?
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Yeah, we just figured out
we're related.
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Oh, no.
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We ain't figured
out nothing yet.
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Oh, Tina, you've always felt
like family to me.
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Aw. Same here, Gemma.
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You're my sister
from another mister.
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Aw, you're my siz
from another wiz.
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That sounds nasty.
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Sorry, that sounded
way less gross in my head.
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You know, this ancestry stuff,
this isn't science.
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It's voodoo.
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It's about as legit
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as getting your fortune
out of a cookie.
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Well, Pop,
my fortune cookie told me
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my future was gonna be
a whole lot brighter.
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Maybe it meant whiter.
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Welcome to the family,
Cousin Dave.
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Dad, actually, these websites
are usually based on DNA,
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and there's nothing
more science-ier than DNA.
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"More science-ier"?
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Mm-hmm.
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Go get your diploma.
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They owe me a refund.
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No, no.
If you look real close,
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you can see that Dave and Pop
kind of favor each other.
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Look at Pop.
He got two eyes.
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Now look at Dave.
He got two eyes, too!
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No, you know what?
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No, I'm gonna get to
the bottom of this.
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I don't need DNA.
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I have a Aunt Desiray, who knows
all the family secrets.
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Yeah, she may be old, but
that bourbon keeps her sharp.
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Remember when she told us
about Uncle Gus's secret family
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that he was hiding
from his side family,
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and then the real family
found out at the funeral.
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Caused another funeral.
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Hey, why aren't you laying
down, eating bonbons,
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and watching Tamron Hall
like any sane pregnant woman?
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I wish.
I have to make cupcakes
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for Grover's Scout troop,
but-but every time
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I crack an egg I get nauseous,
and this recipe
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calls for 12 eggs.
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Mm.
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So that'd be a barfer's dozen?
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All right, well, okay,
all right, well, let me help.
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You know,
I could whup up some cupcakes
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that'd make you want
to slap your mama.
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The only mamas I want to slap
are those judgy troop moms.
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Is it that serious?
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Yes. If I don't hit it out
of the park with these cupcakes,
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I'd never be able to show
my face at SoulCycle again.
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You poor thing.
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It ain't easy being white,
is it?
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You have no idea.
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So, Auntie, we invited you here
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to get some family information.
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We were wondering,
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are we related to any Johnsons?
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Oh, boy, we Black.
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We're related to
a lot of Johnsons.
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Well, I meant
any white Johnsons.
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Come to think of it,
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back when our family was
in Tuscaloosa,
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a Black Butler... who
happened to be a butler...
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Had relations with
a white Johnson.
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Thankfully, he skipped town,
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'cause when that baby come out,
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no doubt
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there was some Butler in him.
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That's not good.
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A-And that boy was
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your great-grandfather
Cofedelius.
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Wow, Pop.
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So the DNA was right.
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Damn.
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I am related to Dave.
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Ah, yes!
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Science wins again.
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Welcome, new family members
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to our first official
family dinner.
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What do you think, Calvin?
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Throwing it back, old-school.
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Yeah, I'm thinking
about pulling an Uncle Gus
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and starting a new family.
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Calvin, how come
you have not responded
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to the family group chat
I started?
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Because I left that chat,
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just like I'm about to leave
this one.
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Can I take that for you?
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What? You don't think I'm
strong enough to hold a dish?
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Oh, I forgot
my pregnant woman policy:
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"Step away until Labor Day."
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Ooh, hey, guys.
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Hey, check this out.
I did more research online
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into our family history.
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Ah, yeah, we're listening,
Cousin Dave.
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It turns out
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both sides of our family own
several plots of land together.
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Oh, what? Really?
We were land barons?
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Yeah, yeah.
Look at that.
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In Tuscaloosa, Alabama.
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Hey, you know, uh, Aunt Desiray
was talking about Tuscaloosa.
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She said that
my great-grandfather
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Cofedelius had land there.
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Really? What happened to it?
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No one knows.
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All the family says is that
after he lost his land,
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he became an alcoholic.
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Uh, well, that's because
at the turn of the century,
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the banks made it impossible
for certain people to own land.
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Mm-hmm. You know
what that mean.
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Black people.
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Uh, well, hold on.
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Not necessarily.
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No, yeah, he's right.
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It's Black people.
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Oh. And Native Americans
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and Chinese.
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I'm gonna stop scrolling.
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Yeah, these records show
that Dave's side of the family
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got the land from our side.
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How much did they pay for it?
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Ooh, uh, perhaps I should
substitute the word "got"
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with "stole."
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Wait-wait-wait-wait.
So you're telling me
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Dave's family stole
from your family?
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Yes, Gemma,
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that is exactly
what they're saying.
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So, you know that Weedwacker
you borrowed three weeks ago?
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I'm gonna need that back,
plus about $7 million.
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All right, fam, come eat.
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- Hey!
- Hey, babe,
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You remember how my Aunt Desiray
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was talking about my
great-grandfather Cofedelius?
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Oh, yeah, he was a mean drunk.
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Mm-hmm, you'd be mean, too,
if your name was Cofedelius.
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The point is,
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is that he didn't start drinking
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till after his land was stolen.
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Well, who stole it?
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It was
Dave's great-great-grandfather.
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Oh, Lord. We're gonna
need more than chicken
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to get us through this dinner.
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Nothing for me.
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I'm just gonna eat
my purse crackers.
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Let us pray.
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Dear Lord, thank you
for bringing us together
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and blessing this food,
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and thank you for not
letting Dave steal it. Amen.
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Okay, all right, you know what?
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I deserve that.
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No, you don't, Dave.
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To be fair, you
didn't steal anything.
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Exactly.
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His family did.
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Dave just benefited
from the racist laws
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that gave his family land
that contributed
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to the generational wealth
that was then passed down
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to make his life
a whole lot easier.
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To be fair,
I don't think that I received
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any generational wealth.
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Uh, look, Dave,
when you turned 16,
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did you get a car?
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Yeah, but it was a beat-up
bucket with 100,000 miles on it.
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Well, guess what I got.
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Every other weekend off,
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because I had a job!
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Did-did I mention
the car had no AC?
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Kalamazoo summers were very hot.
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So were cotton fields.
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Damn it, Malcolm,
I was just about to say that.
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I guess everybody's
just gonna steal from me today.
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Oh, hey.
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- Gemma.
- What's going on?
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Glad you're awake.
I had a rough night.
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What's wrong, Dave?
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I just hate knowing
that my family was a part
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of America's racist past.
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I am sure Calvin
doesn't really blame you
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for crimes that were committed
hundreds of years ago.
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Oh, really?
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Every time we leave their house,
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Calvin always says,
"Good night, Dave."
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Yesterday it was just...
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"Night."
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Trust me, Gemma, he is seething!
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Give him time to process it.
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Besides,
you can't change the past.
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We can only work to fix
the future.
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Raising Grover to be
an enlightened,
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anti-racist human is
a major part of that.
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And teaching him
to put the seat down.
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Or you could learn
to put the seat up. I mean...
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Sorry, what?
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If that's something that
you felt like you wanted to do.
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00:12:00,419 --> 00:12:01,620
Do you smell that?
261
00:12:01,687 --> 00:12:03,322
My cupcakes!
262
00:12:04,757 --> 00:12:06,292
Okay, d-don't panic.
263
00:12:06,358 --> 00:12:07,593
They... they could still...
264
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,295
Aah! they could
still taste good.
265
00:12:09,361 --> 00:12:10,429
- Okay.
266
00:12:10,496 --> 00:12:13,065
Oh! Okay, time to panic.
267
00:12:13,132 --> 00:12:14,283
Wha-What's wrong?
268
00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:18,003
It's burning!
269
00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:21,574
Geez, I thought
this was margarine.
270
00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:24,009
- I may have put wasabi in them.
271
00:12:25,544 --> 00:12:27,279
You did. No "may."
272
00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:29,081
You definitely did.
273
00:12:29,715 --> 00:12:31,283
And wasabi's green, Gemma.
274
00:12:31,350 --> 00:12:34,220
What kind of old margarine
are you okay with using?!
275
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,757
All right, bye, babe.
276
00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:42,161
What the hell, Dave?
277
00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:44,363
Look, I'm sorry, I just...
278
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:47,166
feel horrible about what
my family did to yours.
279
00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:48,534
Well, you should.
280
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,369
Now I got to get to my shop.
281
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:53,072
Unless your family
stole that, too.
282
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,141
Look, I just...
283
00:12:55,207 --> 00:12:58,511
How could they have been
so mean and coldhearted?
284
00:12:58,577 --> 00:13:00,479
Well, it was the 1800s.
285
00:13:00,546 --> 00:13:02,581
White folks didn't have
to pretend to be nice
286
00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:04,383
to Black folks back then.
287
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,552
Just... first...
288
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,087
Okay, Dave, move,
289
00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:09,698
before I forget
you're one of the good ones.
290
00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:11,524
Just hear me out.
291
00:13:11,590 --> 00:13:16,128
Now, I know I can't make up for
hundreds of years of oppression,
292
00:13:16,195 --> 00:13:17,730
but please...
293
00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:21,333
consider these my attempt
at reparations.
294
00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:24,637
Dave, I appreciate your offer,
295
00:13:24,703 --> 00:13:27,173
but you can't make this right.
296
00:13:27,239 --> 00:13:29,208
So you don't want
these Dodger tickets?
297
00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:32,411
Second row, behind home plate?
298
00:13:33,412 --> 00:13:34,713
Oh.
299
00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:37,783
Well, I don't want 'em, but...
300
00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:41,053
I'll accept them
on behalf of my ancestors.
301
00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:43,255
What's that, Great-Granddaddy?
302
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:46,358
We could also use
a parking pass?
303
00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:54,033
These aren't so bad.
304
00:13:59,104 --> 00:14:01,740
What unholy nightmare is this?
305
00:14:01,807 --> 00:14:05,077
Cupcakes never had
a chance, Miss Tina.
306
00:14:05,144 --> 00:14:08,047
Had a good run, Mom.
Can't stay on top forever.
307
00:14:08,113 --> 00:14:10,216
Just ask A-Rod.
308
00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:14,253
Grover's troop meets in an hour.
309
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,288
I really thought
I could do it myself.
310
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:19,325
Mm, well, it's too bad
no one offered to help you.
311
00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:21,160
Multiple times.
312
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:23,229
I know, and I appreciate it.
313
00:14:23,295 --> 00:14:24,230
I just didn't want Grover
314
00:14:24,296 --> 00:14:26,332
to think that
I'd be there for him any less
315
00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:28,234
now that there's a new baby
on the way.
316
00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:30,569
Look, I get it,
but accepting help doesn't mean
317
00:14:30,636 --> 00:14:32,571
that you love him any less.
318
00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:34,573
I guess you're right.
319
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,709
Okay, so I'm officially asking.
320
00:14:36,775 --> 00:14:39,612
Can I please get some
of your Black girl magic?
321
00:14:39,678 --> 00:14:41,580
Oh, I thought you
would never ask.
322
00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:44,659
- Let's see what we're working with.
- Okay.
323
00:14:44,683 --> 00:14:47,319
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
324
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:48,654
Uh...
325
00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:53,325
I still have baking chocolate,
flour, mayonnaise, and...
326
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:54,593
some Pop-Tarts.
327
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:56,462
That's it?
328
00:14:56,528 --> 00:15:00,499
Oh. And some edible
strawberry massage oil
329
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,434
we got for our anniversary.
330
00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:04,103
Ooh.
331
00:15:04,169 --> 00:15:06,338
- Strawberry massage oil.
332
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:10,509
This is like
Fifty Shades of Hell's Kitchen.
333
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,406
Four dozen cupcakes?
334
00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:42,374
Oh, you're a lifesaver!
335
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:43,742
With five minutes to spare.
336
00:15:43,809 --> 00:15:46,545
Black girl magic delivered.
337
00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:51,317
Is it me, or do they
look like little butts?
338
00:15:52,151 --> 00:15:54,186
Does your little butt
want it or not?
339
00:15:54,253 --> 00:15:55,321
Yes, I do.
340
00:15:55,387 --> 00:15:57,056
Thank you, Miss Tina.
341
00:15:57,122 --> 00:16:00,025
They smell like strawberries.
342
00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:02,328
Oh, well,
that is a chef's secret.
343
00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:05,097
- Mm-hmm.
- And your parents' secret, too.
344
00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:09,735
Mama!
345
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,471
Dave is power-washing
the driveway again.
346
00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:14,139
Tell him to stop.
347
00:16:14,206 --> 00:16:15,366
Yep, well, now he's out there
348
00:16:15,407 --> 00:16:16,442
weeding your roses.
349
00:16:16,508 --> 00:16:19,378
Tell him after he's done.
350
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:24,592
- : Hey.
Oh, hey.
351
00:16:24,616 --> 00:16:25,751
Oh, how did it go?
352
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,553
Did they like my cupcakes?
353
00:16:27,619 --> 00:16:29,321
Liked? They loved them!
354
00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:32,257
I got a cooking badge,
and I didn't even make them!
355
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:34,760
Well, no surprise there.
356
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:37,096
My mama knows how
to put her foot in it.
357
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:39,565
Well, that Black
girl magic is real.
358
00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:41,433
I even confessed
they were yours,
359
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,744
and nobody gave me the side-eye.
360
00:16:42,768 --> 00:16:44,303
The troop moms
loved them so much,
361
00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,271
they want to pay you
to bake some more.
362
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:49,775
Oh, well, I do love baking,
but I just do it as a hobby.
363
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,276
Cheryl's having a party
tomorrow,
364
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:53,445
and she wants to pay you
60 bucks a dozen
365
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:54,680
for five dozen.
366
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,081
Wait a minute.
367
00:16:58,384 --> 00:17:00,953
That's halfway
to a Chanel brooch.
368
00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:04,623
Well, looks like my hobby
just turned into a side hustle.
369
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:16,101
Aah!
370
00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:21,540
Oof!
371
00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:23,275
Gemma!
372
00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:26,578
Somebody!
373
00:17:26,645 --> 00:17:28,247
Help!
374
00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:37,122
Aah!
375
00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:44,430
Oh. Hey-hey, man.
376
00:17:44,496 --> 00:17:46,265
You okay?
377
00:17:46,331 --> 00:17:48,367
Yeah.
378
00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:50,169
Little hurt, but, uh...
379
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:52,771
just paying for the sins
of my fathers, so...
380
00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:56,175
What were you doing up there?
381
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:57,743
I was cleaning your gutters.
382
00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,745
No judgment, but it was
high time somebody did.
383
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:02,181
Look, okay, all right,
that's it, stop it.
384
00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:03,081
Please. All right,
385
00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:05,651
no more cleaning,
no more Dodgers tickets,
386
00:18:05,717 --> 00:18:07,953
and no more fruit smoothies.
387
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:11,356
Calvin, I still need to fix
what my family did.
388
00:18:12,357 --> 00:18:13,525
Look...
389
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:16,962
I'm not gonna lie.
It bothered me.
390
00:18:17,629 --> 00:18:20,466
But I talked to Tina
about it, and...
391
00:18:20,532 --> 00:18:23,569
I realized I shouldn't be
directing my anger at you.
392
00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:26,538
All right? This is
so much bigger than me and you.
393
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:30,042
It's such a ugly reflection
on the history of our country.
394
00:18:30,108 --> 00:18:32,411
I mean, people degraded
each other
395
00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:34,046
and they took from each other...
396
00:18:34,112 --> 00:18:36,281
I mean, mainly your people
from mine, but...
397
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,251
I digress.
398
00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:43,555
But you aren't responsible
399
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:46,325
for what happened 150 years ago.
400
00:18:46,391 --> 00:18:49,194
Yeah, but I still feel
like I need to do something.
401
00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:52,464
You know, I joined the national
movement for reparations.
402
00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:54,733
I sent five Black people
who I don't even know
403
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,735
money through a Cash App.
404
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,071
Why didn't you send me some?
405
00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:01,039
Well, I tried,
but you blocked me.
406
00:19:01,673 --> 00:19:03,342
Oh, yeah, my bad.
407
00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:06,311
But you see, Dave,
408
00:19:06,378 --> 00:19:07,980
your first instinct
409
00:19:08,046 --> 00:19:10,282
is to try to fix something
that you didn't even do.
410
00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:12,618
You're a good person.
411
00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:14,219
I mean,
you're always there for me
412
00:19:14,286 --> 00:19:17,289
every time I open my door,
whether I want it or not.
413
00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:22,094
You marched with us
when Trey got falsely arrested.
414
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,630
You even ran for office
to help this neighborhood.
415
00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:26,732
Got your ass kicked.
416
00:19:27,399 --> 00:19:29,034
But you ran.
417
00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:32,404
And that's why, to me,
you're more of a second cousin
418
00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:34,740
than a sixth cousin.
419
00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:37,476
Thanks, Calvin.
420
00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:38,977
That means a lot.
421
00:19:39,044 --> 00:19:40,612
Yeah, don't worry about it.
422
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:42,548
- Whoa, whoa.
- Oh, okay.
423
00:19:42,614 --> 00:19:44,182
Man, you really are hurt, huh?
424
00:19:44,249 --> 00:19:46,752
Yeah, that was a
pretty nasty fall.
425
00:19:46,818 --> 00:19:49,421
Look, Dave,
I know that you fell in my yard,
426
00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:53,625
but since we're family now,
you can't sue me.
427
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:55,527
Sorry, Cousin Dave.
428
00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:04,603
Okay, now, before we all
get lost in our grooves,
429
00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:06,772
uh, I just wanted to
say how honored we are
430
00:20:06,838 --> 00:20:09,508
to be a part
of your family TikTok challenge.
431
00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:11,343
Okay, Dave, enough.
Would you just hit
432
00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:13,345
- the damn button.
- Okay, all right...
433
00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:20,252
Hey! Hey!
434
00:20:47,212 --> 00:20:49,314
There ain't no way he's got
some Black in him, baby.
435
00:20:59,224 --> 00:21:01,344
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