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[panting]

[Kyle] Mike.

- Mike. Have the water bottle? - Yeah.

It's called a bidon.

- [sighs] Thanks. - It's all right.

No, for getting me out here. Thanks for this. For the bike.

- [Mike] Looks good on you. - [Kyle] Yeah.

It's good to get out.

I feel like I've been getting...

all fat and saggy since Kelly and I broke up.

Yeah.

'Cause you're not having sex?

Well...

Yeah, or maybe it's just more of a general depression.

Heard depression sucks.

Yeah. It does.

At least, you're exercising. That has to help.

Yeah, well...

Go ahead.

Here we go. Exercise used to be... Kelly and my thing.

She used to make me exercise all the time.

Every weekend, we'd do some new activity.

[Mike] Yeah.

[Kyle] Sweating reminds me of her, so...

- That sucks. - [Mike] Yeah.

Hey, when we hit the hill up here, try just to keep a steady cadence.

What's a cadence?

It's, like, the rhythm of your feet. It's your pedal cadence.

- All right. - Basically, just keep your feet moving.

So, you're, like, really into this?

Yeah... I mean...

It's fun. I've been doing it for a couple of months. It's like...

It's a fun thing.

[Kyle] This should be our Sunday thing.

Totally. Car back.

Mike, thanks again. You're my best friend.

Thanks, Kyle.

- Kyle, I've been seeing Kelly. - What?

What do you mean "seeing"?

- We've been seeing each other. - What do you mean?

What do you mean "seeing"?

Like physically see--

Sexually seeing each other.

I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna fucking kill you.

Oh, my God.

Kyle, slow down. You should pace yourself, man.

How long?

- Like a quarter mile. - No.

How long have you been seeing each other?

- How long? - Two months.

- Two months? - Maybe three, four.

You're like a real-life Judas.

[panting]

[Mike] I mean...

On the plus side, that makes you Jesus, so that's, like, a good thing, right?

Are you making a joke?

[Mike] You're right.

Kyle, what do you want me to say?

- I'm sorry? - I'm sorry.

But I like her. Like, a lot.

She's really smart.

And fun and interesting and, like...

- does this thing with her hips that I... - Mike!

No! You're talking about the hip thing now.

We've been dating for three years.

You think I don't know about the hip thing?

Sorry, you're right.

If I catch you, I'm gonna kill you.

I know. That's why I waited for the hill.

Hey, switch gears.

You need to pedal at a higher cadence.

Fuck you!

[gears grinding]

That skiing trip...

where you said there was no more room in the cabin...

- How many of you were in the cabin? - Two.

- And who got you into cycling? - Kyle...

If you want me to stop seeing her, just say the word.

Stop!

No. Stop seeing her. I want you to stop seeing her.

Okay. That was a really fast response. Do you wanna, like...

- Do you wanna think about it? - No!

Okay, fine.

- Fine, I'll stop seeing her. - Thank you.

Here's the hill.

Mike, wait for me!

Kyle, if I'm being honest with myself, I'm not gonna stop seeing her.

- Oh, my God. - I just know myself.

I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna fucking kill you.

- I'm sorry. - You're not sorry!

- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - No, you're not!

- Come on, you got this. - I hate you!

- Just push it. - Fuck you!

- Push it. - Fuck it!

Oh, my God!

Fuck you, Mike! I fucking hate you!

Use it.

[yells]

- Use it. - [yells]

[sighs]

Mike, what is this?

What are you doing?

What do you mean?

What is this?

It's a hill.

No, why? Why are you taking me out here?

Car back!

I don't know, I just wanted to--

I just wanted to tell you, before you found out.

So, you're serious?

- About Kelly? - Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, kinda...

- I mean-- 100-- 100%. - Yeah.

Can I have some water?

That was, like, a $20 bidon.

What does bidon even mean?

I don't-- I don't know.

I think it's, like, a French word for bicycle water bottle or something.

Oh.

[Mike] Car back!

[wind whooshing]

[bike pedals whirring]

[Mike] Shit! My cadence is too high.