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Hey, hon, do we have any more crackers?
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It's 4:00... my morning
sickness is rude as hell.
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Sorry, I ate 'em all.
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I've been having a touch
of morning sickness myself.
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Really, hon?
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Because I'm the one who's been
literally growing a human being
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for the past seven weeks.
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But, you know, by all means, eat up.
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You are such an as...
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Astonishingly thoughtful husband?
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I'll give you that.
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Now give me the crackers.
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I also got you some applesauce
and ginger tea.
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I remember how sick
you were with Grover.
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You are so sweet.
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- What's wrong?
- Well, I remember how sick you were
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with Grover.
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So, how's your family research going?
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Oh, my... this Find Your Way
DNA website is amazing.
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It turns out there's a whole
world inside of my spit.
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But, you know, I have a
sixth cousin once removed
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who lives right here in California.
His name is Terry B. Davis.
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Look at this guy.
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- _
- Oh!
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He's African American!
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I know.
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Kind of, uh, explains
my dance moves, huh?
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Calm down, Dave.
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Let's not bring our milkshakes
to the yard just yet.
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I got to go tell Calvin.
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I am Black and I am proud.
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And I'm gonna say it out loud.
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Please don't go over
there bugging Calvin.
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Gemma, Calvin's my best friend.
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How could I ever bug him?
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Why are you bugging me now, Dave?
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Calvin... look at this handsome fella.
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That's my cousin Terry.
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If he says that he's a Nigerian prince
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and needs a small investment
to free up his millions,
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don't do it.
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Wait a minute. You're
related to Terry B. Davis?
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Yeah. That "B" stands for Butler.
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No.
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That "B" stands for "blessed."
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Calvin, we're related.
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- Say what, now?
- Whoa, whoa,
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hold... Let-let me see that.
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Oh, wow, Dad, it's true.
And if Terry is Dave's cousin...
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And he's also your cousin...
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That means you are...
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Hopefully adopted.
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Bring it in, cuz!
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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Hey.
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I thought you were not
going over to bug Calvin.
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Ha. We are family... I'm allowed to bug.
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What?
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Yeah, we just figured out we're related.
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Oh, no.
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We ain't figured out nothing yet.
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Oh, Tina, you've always
felt like family to me.
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Aw. Same here, Gemma.
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You're my sister from another mister.
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Aw, you're my siz from another wiz.
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That sounds nasty.
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Sorry, that sounded way
less gross in my head.
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You know, this ancestry
stuff, this isn't science.
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It's voodoo.
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It's about as legit as getting
your fortune out of a cookie.
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Well, Pop, my fortune cookie told me
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my future was gonna be
a whole lot brighter.
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Maybe it meant whiter.
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Welcome to the family, Cousin Dave.
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Dad, actually, these websites
are usually based on DNA,
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and there's nothing more
science-ier than DNA.
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"More science-ier"?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Go get your diploma.
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They owe me a refund.
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No, no. If you look real close,
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you can see that Dave and
Pop kind of favor each other.
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Look at Pop. He got two eyes.
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Now look at Dave. He got two eyes, too!
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No, you know what? No, I'm
gonna get to the bottom of this.
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I don't need DNA.
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I have a Aunt Desiray, who
knows all the family secrets.
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Yeah, she may be old, but
that bourbon keeps her sharp.
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Remember when she told us
about Uncle Gus's secret family
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that he was hiding from his side family,
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and then the real family
found out at the funeral.
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Caused another funeral.
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Hey, why aren't you laying
down, eating bonbons,
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and watching Tamron Hall
like any sane pregnant woman?
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I wish. I have to make cupcakes
for Grover's Scout troop,
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but-but every time I crack
an egg I get nauseous,
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- and this recipe calls for 12 eggs.
- Mm.
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So that'd be a barfer's dozen?
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All right, well, okay, all
right, well, let me help.
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You know, I could whup up some cupcakes
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that'd make you want to slap your mama.
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The only mamas I want to slap
are those judgy troop moms.
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Is it that serious?
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Yes. If I don't hit it out of the
park with these cupcakes,
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I'd never be able to show
my face at SoulCycle again.
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You poor thing. It ain't
easy being white, is it?
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You have no idea.
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So, Auntie, we invited you here
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to get some family information.
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We were wondering,
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are we related to any Johnsons?
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Oh, boy, we Black.
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We're related to a lot of Johnsons.
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Well, I meant any white Johnsons.
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Come to think of it,
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back when our family was in Tuscaloosa,
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a Black Butler... who
happened to be a butler...
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had relations with a white Johnson.
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Thankfully, he skipped town,
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'cause when that baby come out,
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no doubt there was some Butler in him.
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That's not good.
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A-And that boy was your
great-grandfather Cofedelius.
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Wow, Pop.
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So the DNA was right.
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Damn. I am related to Dave.
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Ah, yes! Science wins again.
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Welcome, new family members to
our first official family dinner.
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? We are family ?
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? I got all my brothers with me. ?
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What do you think, Calvin?
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Throwing it back, old-school.
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Yeah, I'm thinking about
pulling an Uncle Gus
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and starting a new family.
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Calvin, how come you have not responded
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to the family group chat I started?
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Because I left that chat,
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just like I'm about to leave this one.
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Can I take that for you?
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What? You don't think I'm
strong enough to hold a dish?
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Oh, I forgot my pregnant woman policy:
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"Step away until Labor Day."
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Ooh, hey, guys.
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Hey, check this out.
I did more research online
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into our family history.
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Ah, yeah, we're listening, Cousin Dave.
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It turns out both sides of our family
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own several plots of land together.
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Oh, what? Really? We were land barons?
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Yeah, yeah. Look at that.
In Tuscaloosa, Alabama.
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Hey, you know, uh, Aunt Desiray
was talking about Tuscaloosa.
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She said that my great-grandfather
Cofedelius had land there.
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Really? What happened to it?
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No one knows.
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All the family says is that
after he lost his land,
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he became an alcoholic.
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Uh, well, that's because
at the turn of the century,
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the banks made it impossible
for certain people to own land.
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Mm-hmm.
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You know what that mean. Black people.
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Uh, well, hold on.
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Not necessarily.
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No, yeah, he's right.
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It's Black people.
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Oh.
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And Native Americans and Chinese.
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I'm gonna stop scrolling.
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Yeah, these records show that
Dave's side of the family
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got the land from our side.
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How much did they pay for it?
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Ooh, uh, perhaps I should substitute
the word "got" with "stole."
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Wait-wait-wait-wait.
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So you're telling me Dave's
family stole from your family?
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Yes, Gemma,
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that is exactly what they're saying.
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So, you know that Weedwacker
you borrowed three weeks ago?
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I'm gonna need that back,
plus about $7 million.
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All right, fam, come eat.
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- Hey!
- Hey, babe,
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you remember how my Aunt Desiray
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was talking about my
great-grandfather Cofedelius?
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Oh, yeah, he was a mean drunk.
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Mm-hmm, you'd be mean, too,
if your name was Cofedelius.
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The point is, is that
he didn't start drinking
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till after his land was stolen.
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Well, who stole it?
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It was Dave's great-great-grandfather.
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Oh, Lord. We're gonna
need more than chicken
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to get us through this dinner.
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Nothing for me.
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I'm just gonna eat my purse crackers.
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Let us pray.
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Dear Lord, thank you
for bringing us together
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and blessing this food,
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and thank you for not letting
Dave steal it. Amen.
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Okay, all right, you know what?
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I deserve that.
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No, you don't, Dave.
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To be fair, you didn't steal anything.
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Exactly.
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His family did.
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Dave just benefited from the racist laws
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that gave his family
land that contributed
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to the generational wealth
that was then passed down
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to make his life a whole lot easier.
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***
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To be fair, I don't think that I
received any generational wealth.
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Uh, look, Dave, when you
turned 16, did you get a car?
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Yeah, but it was a beat-up
bucket with 100,000 miles on it.
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Well, guess what I got.
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Every other weekend off,
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because I had a job!
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Did-did I mention the car had no AC?
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Kalamazoo summers were very hot.
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So were cotton fields.
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Damn it, Malcolm, I was
just about to say that.
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I guess everybody's just
gonna steal from me today.
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Oh, hey.
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- Gemma.
- What's going on?
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Glad you're awake. I had a rough night.
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What's wrong, Dave?
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I just hate knowing that my family
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was a part of America's racist past.
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I am sure Calvin doesn't
really blame you
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for crimes that were committed
hundreds of years ago.
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Oh, really?
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Every time we leave their house,
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Calvin always says, "Good night, Dave."
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Yesterday it was just...
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"Night."
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Trust me, Gemma, he is seething!
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Give him time to process it.
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Besides, you can't change the past.
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We can only work to fix the future.
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Raising Grover to be an
enlightened, anti-racist human
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is a major part of that.
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And teaching him to put the seat down.
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Or you could learn to put
the seat up. I mean...
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Sorry, what?
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If that's something that you
felt like you wanted to do.
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Do you smell that?
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My cupcakes!
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Okay, d-don't panic.
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They... they could still... aah!
They could still taste good.
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Okay.
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Oh! Okay, time to panic.
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Wha-What's wrong?
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It's burning!
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Geez, I thought this was margarine.
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I may have put wasabi in them.
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You did. No "may."
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You definitely did.
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And wasabi's green, Gemma.
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What kind of old margarine
are you okay with using?!
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All right, bye, babe.
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What the hell, Dave?
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Look, I'm sorry, I just...
257
00:12:36,740 --> 00:12:39,161
feel horrible about what
my family did to yours.
258
00:12:39,170 --> 00:12:40,660
Well, you should.
259
00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:42,493
Now I got to get to my shop.
260
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,680
Unless your family stole that, too.
261
00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:47,380
Look, I just...
262
00:12:47,410 --> 00:12:50,473
How could they have been
so mean and coldhearted?
263
00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:52,679
Well, it was the 1800s.
264
00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:54,920
White folks didn't have
to pretend to be nice
265
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:56,343
to Black folks back then.
266
00:12:56,350 --> 00:12:58,611
Just... first...
267
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Okay, Dave, move,
268
00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:01,781
before I forget you're
one of the good ones.
269
00:13:02,620 --> 00:13:04,000
Just hear me out.
270
00:13:04,020 --> 00:13:08,204
Now, I know I can't make up for
hundreds of years of oppression,
271
00:13:08,210 --> 00:13:09,914
but please...
272
00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:13,168
consider these my
attempt at reparations.
273
00:13:14,190 --> 00:13:16,980
Dave, I appreciate your offer,
274
00:13:17,010 --> 00:13:19,257
but you can't make this right.
275
00:13:19,260 --> 00:13:20,967
So you don't want these Dodger tickets?
276
00:13:22,230 --> 00:13:24,304
Second row, behind home plate?
277
00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:27,140
Oh.
278
00:13:27,170 --> 00:13:30,220
Well, I don't want 'em, but...
279
00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:33,104
I'll accept them on
behalf of my ancestors.
280
00:13:33,110 --> 00:13:35,383
What's that, Great-Granddaddy?
281
00:13:35,390 --> 00:13:38,193
We could also use a parking pass?
282
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,960
These aren't so bad.
283
00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:54,000
What unholy nightmare is this?
284
00:13:54,010 --> 00:13:57,203
Cupcakes never had a chance, Miss Tina.
285
00:13:57,210 --> 00:14:00,560
Had a good run, Mom.
Can't stay on top forever.
286
00:14:00,580 --> 00:14:02,050
Just ask A-Rod.
287
00:14:04,850 --> 00:14:06,410
Grover's troop meets in an hour.
288
00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:08,513
I really thought I could do it myself.
289
00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:11,353
Mm, well, it's too bad no
one offered to help you.
290
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,311
Multiple times.
291
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:16,120
I know, and I appreciate it.
292
00:14:16,140 --> 00:14:18,860
I just didn't want Grover to think
that I'd be there for him any less
293
00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:20,652
now that there's a new baby on the way.
294
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:21,760
Look, I get it,
295
00:14:21,780 --> 00:14:24,906
but accepting help doesn't mean
that you love him any less.
296
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:26,903
I guess you're right.
297
00:14:26,910 --> 00:14:29,160
Okay, so I'm officially asking.
298
00:14:29,170 --> 00:14:31,996
Can I please get some of
your Black girl magic?
299
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,943
Oh, I thought you would never ask.
300
00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:37,001
- Let's see what we're working with.
- Okay.
301
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:39,504
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
302
00:14:39,510 --> 00:14:40,960
Uh...
303
00:14:41,980 --> 00:14:45,100
I still have baking chocolate,
flour, mayonnaise,
304
00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:46,923
and... some Pop-Tarts.
305
00:14:46,930 --> 00:14:48,972
That's it?
306
00:14:48,980 --> 00:14:52,892
Oh. And some edible
strawberry massage oil
307
00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:54,811
we got for our anniversary.
308
00:14:54,820 --> 00:14:56,260
Ooh.
309
00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:58,898
Strawberry massage oil.
310
00:14:58,900 --> 00:15:01,940
This is like Fifty Shades
of Hell's Kitchen.
311
00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:32,780
Four dozen cupcakes?
312
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,684
Oh, you're a lifesaver!
313
00:15:34,690 --> 00:15:36,273
With five minutes to spare.
314
00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:38,855
Black girl magic delivered.
315
00:15:39,870 --> 00:15:43,140
Is it me, or do they
look like little butts?
316
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:46,362
Does your little butt want it or not?
317
00:15:46,370 --> 00:15:49,449
Yes, I do. Thank you, Miss Tina.
318
00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:52,280
They smell like strawberries.
319
00:15:52,290 --> 00:15:55,060
Oh, well, that is a chef's secret.
320
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,323
- Mm-hmm.
- And your parents' secret, too.
321
00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:02,331
Mama!
322
00:16:02,340 --> 00:16:04,923
Dave is power-washing
the driveway again.
323
00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:06,663
Tell him to stop.
324
00:16:06,670 --> 00:16:08,885
Yep, well, now he's out
there weeding your roses.
325
00:16:08,886 --> 00:16:11,679
Tell him after he's done.
326
00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:17,059
- Hey.
- Oh, hey.
327
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,720
Oh, how did it go?
328
00:16:18,740 --> 00:16:20,060
Did they like my cupcakes?
329
00:16:20,070 --> 00:16:21,940
Liked? They loved them!
330
00:16:21,950 --> 00:16:24,484
I got a cooking badge, and
I didn't even make them!
331
00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:27,500
Well, no surprise there.
332
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,570
My mama knows how to put her foot in it.
333
00:16:29,580 --> 00:16:32,023
Well, that Black girl magic is real.
334
00:16:32,030 --> 00:16:33,823
I even confessed they were yours,
335
00:16:33,830 --> 00:16:35,640
and nobody gave me the side-eye.
336
00:16:35,660 --> 00:16:37,050
The troop moms loved them so much,
337
00:16:37,070 --> 00:16:38,830
they want to pay you to bake some more.
338
00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:42,371
Oh, well, I do love baking,
but I just do it as a hobby.
339
00:16:42,380 --> 00:16:44,120
Cheryl's having a party tomorrow,
340
00:16:44,140 --> 00:16:47,200
and she wants to pay you 60
bucks a dozen for five dozen.
341
00:16:47,210 --> 00:16:48,220
Wait a minute.
342
00:16:51,020 --> 00:16:53,340
That's halfway to a Chanel brooch.
343
00:16:54,110 --> 00:16:57,225
Well, looks like my hobby just
turned into a side hustle.
344
00:17:06,490 --> 00:17:08,310
Aah!
345
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,100
Oof!
346
00:17:14,110 --> 00:17:15,577
Gemma!
347
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:19,163
Somebody!
348
00:17:19,170 --> 00:17:20,520
Help!
349
00:17:27,170 --> 00:17:29,350
Aah!
350
00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:35,440
Oh.
351
00:17:35,460 --> 00:17:36,920
Hey-hey, man.
352
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:38,520
You okay?
353
00:17:38,540 --> 00:17:39,860
Yeah.
354
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:43,000
Little hurt, but, uh...
355
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,060
just paying for the sins
of my fathers, so...
356
00:17:47,340 --> 00:17:48,770
What were you doing up there?
357
00:17:48,780 --> 00:17:50,060
I was cleaning your gutters.
358
00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:52,322
No judgment, but it was
high time somebody did.
359
00:17:52,330 --> 00:17:54,860
Look, okay, all right,
that's it, stop it.
360
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:58,600
Please. All right, no more cleaning,
no more Dodgers tickets,
361
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,483
and no more fruit smoothies.
362
00:18:00,490 --> 00:18:03,791
Calvin, I still need to
fix what my family did.
363
00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:06,044
Look...
364
00:18:06,050 --> 00:18:09,460
I'm not gonna lie. It bothered me.
365
00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:13,520
But I talked to Tina about it, and...
366
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:16,080
I realized I shouldn't be
directing my anger at you.
367
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:19,580
All right? This is so much
bigger than me and you.
368
00:18:19,610 --> 00:18:22,644
It's such a ugly reflection
on the history of our country.
369
00:18:22,645 --> 00:18:24,933
I mean, people degraded each other
370
00:18:24,940 --> 00:18:26,643
and they took from each other...
371
00:18:26,650 --> 00:18:28,650
I mean, mainly your
people from mine, but...
372
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,611
... I digress.
373
00:18:33,820 --> 00:18:36,360
But you aren't responsible
374
00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:39,070
for what happened 150 years ago.
375
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:42,080
Yeah, but I still feel like
I need to do something.
376
00:18:42,110 --> 00:18:45,420
You know, I joined the national
movement for reparations.
377
00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,160
I sent five Black people
378
00:18:47,180 --> 00:18:49,462
who I don't even know money
through a Cash App.
379
00:18:49,470 --> 00:18:51,663
Why didn't you send me some?
380
00:18:51,670 --> 00:18:53,341
Well, I tried, but you blocked me.
381
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:55,843
Oh, yeah, my bad.
382
00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:00,620
But you see, Dave, your first instinct
383
00:19:00,650 --> 00:19:02,843
is to try to fix something
that you didn't even do.
384
00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:05,340
You're a good person.
385
00:19:05,350 --> 00:19:06,943
I mean, you're always there for me
386
00:19:06,950 --> 00:19:09,730
every time I open my door,
whether I want it or not.
387
00:19:11,710 --> 00:19:15,120
You marched with us when
Trey got falsely arrested.
388
00:19:15,140 --> 00:19:17,960
You even ran for office to
help this neighborhood.
389
00:19:17,980 --> 00:19:19,210
Got your ass kicked.
390
00:19:19,930 --> 00:19:22,000
But you ran.
391
00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:25,200
And that's why, to me, you're
more of a second cousin
392
00:19:25,220 --> 00:19:27,208
than a sixth cousin.
393
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:30,120
Thanks, Calvin.
394
00:19:30,130 --> 00:19:31,579
That means a lot.
395
00:19:31,580 --> 00:19:33,005
Yeah, don't worry about it.
396
00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,240
- Whoa, whoa.
- Oh, okay.
397
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:36,926
Man, you really are hurt, huh?
398
00:19:36,927 --> 00:19:39,543
Yeah, that was a pretty nasty fall.
399
00:19:39,550 --> 00:19:42,560
Look, Dave, I know that
you fell in my yard,
400
00:19:42,580 --> 00:19:45,970
but since we're family
now, you can't sue me.
401
00:19:47,110 --> 00:19:48,400
Sorry, Cousin Dave.
402
00:19:51,620 --> 00:19:55,653
Okay, now, before we all
get lost in our grooves,
403
00:19:55,660 --> 00:19:57,905
uh, I just wanted to say
how honored we are
404
00:19:57,910 --> 00:20:00,491
to be a part of your
family TikTok challenge.
405
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,680
Okay, Dave, enough.
406
00:20:01,710 --> 00:20:04,245
- Would you just hit the damn button.
- Okay, all right. Ready?
407
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:11,085
Hey! Hey!
408
00:20:14,740 --> 00:20:17,460
? We are family ?
409
00:20:18,980 --> 00:20:21,512
? I got all my sisters with me ?
410
00:20:24,460 --> 00:20:26,480
? Everyone can see ?
411
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:28,580
? We're together ?
412
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:31,180
? As we walk on by ?
413
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:32,580
? And ?
414
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:33,630
? And we fly ?
415
00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:36,486
? Just like birds of a feather ?
416
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:38,039
- ? I won't tell... ?
- There ain't no way
417
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:40,031
he's got some Black in him, baby.
418
00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:42,750
? We are family ?
419
00:20:42,770 --> 00:20:44,520
? Yeah, yeah-ee ?
420
00:20:44,540 --> 00:20:46,520
? I got all my sisters with me. ?
421
00:20:46,550 --> 00:20:51,550
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