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[gunshot, woman screams]

>> Oh, God!

I'm fine.

I'm fine. >> I'm fine.

>> I'm fine.

>> Whew, I'm fine.

I hate getting shot.

>> That was close, y'all.

>> Wait... I misspoke.

I am shot.

>> [screaming] Oh, my God!

>> Ohh!

>> Ohh! ♪♪

♪♪

>> [groaning]

Call 9-1-1.

>> Come on, man,

that little thing?

Hell, I got earring holes

bigger than that, okay?

Look, and it went straight

through, nice and clean,

all right?

All you need is two Band-Aids

and put some Tussin on that.

> A little Tussin.

>> What the hell you doing?

>> Calling an ambulance.

>> No, you ain't.

>> What the hell is wrong

with you?

>> I'm trying to save your

roaming minutes.

>> Hey, look, you know, Tasha,

just go ahead and call.

You know, it'll be okay.

>> Pookie, it will not be okay.

What, are you trippin'?

No, it is not gon' be okay.

>> Hey!

>> What?

>> Why is nobody interested

in saving my life?

>> Okay, fine.

Look, back in the damn day,

Pookie had two strikes

against him.

You call 9-1-1, they gonna lock

him up for good, which means

Ky is gonna be without a daddy

for good.

>> Ky needs a daddy?

>> You know, I should

accidentally shoot you again.

>> Oh, you can accidentally shot

me all you want!

You going to jail!

You gon' go too if you don't

get me an ambulance

and take me to a hospital!

[knocking on door]

>> Oh, Lord!

See, that's the po-po!

I knew they was coming,

I knew they was coming.

They heard the gunshot,

they heard the gunshot!

>> Come in.

>> No, shut up, Rick!

Oh, my God.

>> Okay, Tasha, look.

Maybe I did use Roger Junior

to get back at Jason and maybe

I am better off leaving

San Diego again.

>> Okay, look, don't nobody give

a dog damn about that, okay?

I got personal problems of my

own, Chardonnay.

>> Chardonnay, call 9-1-1.

>> Oh, my God, is that blood?

Did Pookie shoot you?

>> It was an accident.

That's the story,

that's the story!

>> Girl, we gotta get him

to a hospital.

>> Uh-uh.

>> You know what, just call 'em.

Call 'em.

Okay, I don't want you to get in

trouble for this.

>> Okay, fine!

Okay, but we ain't waitin' on

no ambulance, okay.

That way we can talk along the

way, okay?

And you know what I can do.

I'ma get Ky, I'ma take her

upstairs to Tee-Tee.

You gonna go downstairs and gon'

get the damn car, 'cause we been

drinking all night.

>> Oh, well, God forbid you

get a murder charge and a DUI

in one night.

>> Exactly.

Rick, get your big ass up!

>> Ooh...

>> All right, any requests?

>> Easy Listening, Smooth Jazz?

>> Just drive.

>> Just drive!

>> Okay, you know what, Rick,

this may not be the best time to

say it but, I'm just so sorry

the way that I treated you with

the end of our relationship.

>> Tasha, please.

Just saying that 'cause you

don't want me to send

Pookie back to the pen.

>> No, no, I'm saying it because

I really do mean it.

Okay, and because you're

bleeding profusely, and I may

not ever have another

opportunity to say it.

Well... okay, fine.

I am saying it because of

Pookie, but it does not negate

the fact that I really do

apologize.

>> [grunting]

>> Ahh! I'm sorry.

>> Me too.

As much as I hate to admit it,

sometimes I do wonder

if we still could make it.

>> Man, I thought you were

over there dying.

>> Shut up.

>> What?

>> If I survive!

Think we could still make it?

>> Rick, as much as I would love

to say yes, it would just be

another lie.

>> Ha!

[Rick chuckling]

>> Okay, because the truth is...

I'm sorry, but my heart just

isn't there anymore.

>> Hmm.

>> But I really am sorry, Rick,

I am.

>> That's nice.

[chuckling]

Chardonnay, stop the car,

stop the car.

[tires screeching]

>> Okay, okay, what's wrong,

is this it? You bleeding out?

What's going on?

>> Tasha, get out.

>> Now, what now?

>> And, and take Dick Cheney

with you.

>> Uh...

>> Look, if I'm gonna show up

and say I accidentally shot

myself, I don't need Suge Knight

with me.

>> Oh, my God, Oh, my God,

Rick, thank you.

Thank you so much.

Thank you, thank you.

You know what, and I promise

you, I will never ever tell

anybody that this happened--

>> Close the damn door.

>> Okay, okay, bye.

>> Don't slam it!

I am shot!

God, I hate San Diego.

>> I promise you,

not as much as I do.

Help us all.

>> Ah, the white lights.

>> Okay, not, no-- what?

>> I meant the green light!

Go, go, go!

>> Okay, okay!

>> Pookie, I'm sorry.

Okay, I'm sorry I tried to run

off with Ky, I mean, I...

panicked.

I'm sorry for every awful thing

that's happened between us

and... I'm sorry for every awful

thing that I did, and I'm

sorry for just being a...

an awful human being.

>> Tasha, you don't have to say

all this.

>> No, I do, I do.

Okay, and I mean, I understand

that, you know, we'll never be a

family.

And I understand that you'll

never forgive me, but...

[sighs]

I just needed you to know.

I'm so sorry.

>> I appreciate that.

And I want you to know that

shooting Rick was truly an

accident.

>> I know it was, okay?

>> But the actual truth is

I did want to shoot him.

I did, I can see that he wanted

a second chance with you.

And the whole time, I kept

thinking this man is trying

to steal my family.

Look...

I'm not over everything

that happened... I'm not.

But, baby, I'm still not

over you.

>> Okay.

>> Listen...

I'm willing to try this family

thing.

For you...

For Ky.

And for myself.

If you'll have me.

>> I will always have you,

Pookie.

I swear.

[singer vocalizing]

[singer vocalizing] ♪♪

♪♪

>> [grunting]

>> Careful, careful, whoa.

>> Yes.

>> Yeah, yeah, yeah.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> Got it?

>> Yeah, thank you.

>> Mm-hmm.

Let me go hit this meter up.

>> Your dress is so cute.

I have been looking for

something just like that.

Where did you get it?

>> Oh, you're pregnant, too?

Congratulations.

How far along are you?

>> I am not pregnant.

>> Well, I am.

>> Well, good for you.

>> Ha-ha, see?

See, I told you, baby,

you rockin' that outfit.

>> She wasn't sure if I was fat

or pregnant, Derwin.

>> Girl, you got a compliment.

She probably gave you a

compliment, it's like your

fourth one today, right?

>> Well...

I guess it's like you said.

If you look good...

[crying] you feel good.

>> Oh, no, baby--

>> No, don't... public hug me

while people are watching.

They'll know something's wrong.

>> Uh... [scoffs]

Quite frankly, I don't give a

damn what these people think.

>> Shh...

>> Let them see me hug--

Shh, let them see me--

me hugging my baby.

>> Babies.

>> Babies.

Listen, boo...

everything's gonna be okay.

I promise.

>> What if it's not?

We've already seen three

specialists.

Derwin, I didn't go to church

enough.

I didn't rack up any good God

points for moments like these.

points for moments like these. >> You are so beautiful.

>> You are so beautiful.

>> Don't look at me like that.

Remember, I'm the horny pregnant

type.

>> I know, that's why I'm

looking at you.

>> Stop!

>> [laughing]

Come on, stop, stop, stop.

We're gonna be late, come on.

Hey, since we're so close to

San Diego, what do you say

we go down and say what's up

to the fambam?

Cheer them on for playoffs?

>> No.

>> Baby, it might take your mind

off it.

>> Honey, when I return to San

Diego, I will be there

announcing my healthypregnancy.

>> Boo, will you stop that?

You're having a healthy

pregnancy, okay, but you're the

one that's gonna have to believe

that.

Maybe you need a little

encouragement.

Maestro, hit it!

[whistle blows]

[whistle blows] [marching band playing]

[marching band playing]

>> Derwin!

>> [laughing]

Yeah.

Yeah. ♪♪

♪♪

Yes.

Listen, Boo, every football

player needs a cheerleader and

a victory song when you're

marching down the field.

Why should you be left out?

Baby, you are carrying

our dreams,

and I wanna help you get

across that goal line.

>> Oh, because I look like

a football?

>> I didn't say that--

>> Yes.

>> No.

>> Yes, you did.

>> I said goal line, but--

>> Yes, you did.

>> I know you--

>> Shut up.

[laughing]

>> Hit it!

>> Ahh...

>> Ahh... [band playing]

[band playing]

>> Wow, Blue, new personal chef,

new condo, new swag.

I'm impressed.

>> Yeah, well, you know, uh,

not having to keep you laced in

designer Uggs is saving me quite

a bit of money.

>> Ha, ha.

[chuckling]

I really appreciate you being

there for me.

I mean, especially after

everything that, you know, has

happened between us.

>> There we go.

>> Look, uh, Keira, I thought

a lot about what went down

between the two of us and,

you know, you helped me,

you helped me get my game back

and realize that there's a whole

world out there just waiting

for me.

You know, money, fame, women.

It's all at my fingertips.

>> Well, I'm happy for you.

At least one good thing came out

of all that drama.

I'm just-- I'm still in shock

about Malik and I.

But, you know, I...

I know that I'm gonna be in

I know that I'm gonna be in a much better place very soon.

a much better place very soon.

>> We voted no on Prop 8.

We're not new to this.

I also posted a rainbow flag

on my Instagram the day SCOTUS

made same sex marriage

a constitutional right.

Whoo-hoo!

[laughing]

We're progressive.

And we're gonna make sure these

guys are progressive, too.

>> That's right.

>> Thank you.

Yeah, we flew to New York

to march in protest

when Eric Garner was killed.

>> Mm-hmm.

>> That's what's up.

We need the support of the white

people, too.

And whatever nationality

you are.

>> I'm Latin.

>> Oh, Latin lesbian.

That's what's up.

Hola.

Hola. [chuckling]

[chuckling]

Hey...

>> Hmm?

>> Hey, Mel, do we know that

girl?

>> No.

So how did you guys get

pregnant, if you don't mind me

asking?

I'm a doctor and I'm curious

about all things medical

advancement.

>> Not too romantic.

We used a turkey baster.

>> You gotta be kidding me.

>> Oh, my God, oh, my God!

Derwin...

>> Yes, yes.

>> Oh, my God. [laughing]

>> Yeah. What--

>> Hey, uh, I don't think

this is a laughing matter.

>> No, it's just that the

turkey--

>> Christmas only for me.

No-no-no, it's-- it's more like

Easter with a lot of eggs.

>> Okay, relax, all right?

You just got a marching band.

>> Why don't you go over there

and say something?

She could be carrying your

child.

I do believe she had a career

in stealing sperm.

>> You know what, Melanie,

I would go over there

and say hi.

I just hope we're secure enough

in our relationship where I can

go over there and say hi.

>> Yeah, I don't think you two

are there yet.

>> Ms. McClain, we're ready

for you now.

>> What-- yo, Mel, d-- don't!

Y'all have these problems?

>> No, her turkey baster's

pretty discreet.

>> Hi.

>> Hi.

>> Uh... you don't remember me,

do you?

>> No.

>> We crossed paths

in San Diego.

Derwin Davis.

You tried to trap him

a few years ago.

[woman scoffing]

>> Hi.

>> Sabers.

>> Yeah!

Number 81.

>> Hmm.

Must've had him when

he was cuter.

>> Huh. Look, we're off subject,

but I waddled over here

to thank you.

>> What?

>> See, when I first got into

the football world, I despised

women like you.

Gold diggers, groupies...

Oh, and my personal favorite:

turkey basting bitches

who would go after what they

wanted by any means necessary.

You know, I learned from you.

I learned that it is okay to

claim and unapologetically

go after what I want.

So, thank you.

>> Well, us turkey basting

bitches do what we can.

>> Oh... well,

aren't you refreshing?

[sighing]

Look at us modern women.

Different paths to the same end.

So, who'd you snag?

>> Married man.

>> Oh.

It's hard to collect on that.

>> Not if you get the money

upfront.

I'm a professional surrogate.

Here, let me give you my card.

If you ever get too career-

focused or you're afraid you

won't get your body back,

give me a call.

>> Oh, look at you turning your

lemons into lemonade.

>> Yep.

>> You go, girl.

>> You know it.

>> ♪ ...was still there

♪ Oh, say does that

♪ Star-spangled

♪ Banner yet wave

>> [coughing]

>> ♪ O'er the land

>> [burping]

>> ♪ Of the free

♪ And the home

♪ Of the

♪ Brave

>> [belches and groans]

>> [announcer] Welcome,

Sabers fans to...

>> Let's go!

>> Yes, coach, but you sure we

can't do this without...

>> Yeah, those Phatty Burgers

wrecked us.

>> I think I need medical

attention.

>> Hey, hey, hey!

You listen to me.

My position as Head Coach

is riding on this game,

do you understand me?

>> That's right.

>> I don't give a damn what's

going on in here.

You're gonna adjust what's going

on up here, you understand me?

Believe it to achieve it!

It's called the power

of positive thinking.

Get some of that!

>> Yeah, yeah.

I'm feeling fired up.

I'm--

[vomiting]

[all groaning]

>> I think he definitely needs

a medic.

>> It's just a little barf.

>> That's a lot of barf, Coach.

>> It's a little barf.

He's fine-- look at Malik.

Look at him.

In spite everything he's been

through, he's smiling like

an idiot.

He's beaming with positivity.

>> Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I might

be third string, man, but I feel

like a champ, y'all, whoo!

Waiting to milk the cow!

[howls]

[mooing]

>> Malik, Little Boy Blue.

You ready to go?

>> Yeah, man, you know it. Hmm?

>> Okay, okay...

>> Huh? You ready?

>> Yeah.

>> I love you, brother.

>> I love you, too.

>> You're gonna take us there.

You're gonna take us all the

way there, no pressure.

>> Thanks, Coach, all right.

>> But it's only you.

>> All right, cool.

>> Hey, listen, I wanna let you

know I'ma take us out here,

bring home this "W," and take us

to the playoffs!

Let's win this game, baby!

Yeah, get in here!

>> Whoo!

>> "Winners" on three!

One, two, three.

>> [all] Winners!

>> [all] Winners! >> Play ball!

>> Play ball!

>> Although I appreciate you

making the trip to Los Angeles,

my findings aren't any different

than my other three colleagues.

I'm afraid it's still a 50/50

chance that the smaller baby

will make it.

Now, given how far along you

are, it's time to decide what

path you're taking so we can get

you home.

So you can carry one or both of

So you can carry one or both of these babies to term.

these babies to term.

>> Is your ho from your

Saber days still here?

Maybe I could encourage her

to read or go back to school,

so God will finally like me.

>> Boo, you're not in trouble

with God, all right?

Melanie, will you stop that?

Some things can't be determined

by science.

Now, he don't know.

>> I went to Harvard.

>> Look, Mel, our journey

is like all journeys, okay?

Whether we're trying to walk

across the street or trying

to get these babies across

the goal line.

Nothing is promised, babe,

so we gotta walk on faith.

>> Okay, I'm really confused

because I can barely walk in

these shoes.

>> Look, Mel, why did you stay

with me after all I put you

through?

>> Because I love you.

>> And I put up with your

craziness, why?

>> Because you love me.

>> That's right.

So, against all the odds and all

the crap you and I have been

through, we're still walking

towards each other.

All right?

And that's called faith, Mel,

and I'ma need you to have it for

those two.

[blowing nose loudly]

What's wrong with you?

>> [sniffles] Ah, no, it's--

>> Okay, listen, Melanie,

no matter what happens,

we have each other.

And we are gonna soar through

whatever God has for us,

together, side-by-side,

as partners, lovers, spouses,

as best friends, okay?

'Cause it ain't nothing we can't

handle, me and you.

[sniffling]

>> Hmm... they said there was

no way I could be a doctor.

>> Yeah, well, the trick's on

them 'cause, Boo, you did that.

>> They said there was no way

you could be a professional

ball player.

>> And I played for two teams,

and still playing.

>> They said I couldn't have you

andbe a doctor.

>> Ha-ha! Check and check, Doc.

>> They said we couldn't

have our dreams

and live in the same city.

>> Yet, we live

at the same address.

>> So, maybe, we should go tell

the fambam we have a twin!

>> Yes, we should.

Give me so--

Oh, no, baby!

[both laughing loudly]

>> Ohh...

>> Listen, Mel...

Baby, I've always loved you.

I love you.

>> I love you.

>> Okay?

And, for the record, you just

racked up a whole mess

of God points.

>> I did?

>> Yeah.

>> Come on, let's get

out of here.

Yeah, last time we comin' here.

[both laughing]

>> So...

>> Peace.

>> Yeah.

[laughing]

>> Ah.

Our African-Americans.

So hopeful.

[loud grunting]

[whistle blows]

[whistle blows] [crowd booing]

[crowd booing]

>> Wait, what do you mean

Tasha's not here?

>> She ain't here.

>> No, no, no, Tasha never

misses a game.

She misses a game,

she misses her money.

And Tasha Mack don't drop

no coins.

Pow, pow, pow!

>> Heh, pow, pow, pow.

She did that pretty good.

>> Yeah, well, it's not hard

to mock a nut.

>> Ha, I guess you're right

about that.

But I put this on everything

I love.

She ain't here.

She constipated with man

problems.

Plus, Malik got his almost

chubby ass on the bench eating

hot dogs.

Ain't no need for her

to be here.

>> Derwin...

>> Yeah?

>> I came here to share my news.

I have to share my news.

Sharing my news makes me believe

and I'm trying to believe.

>> Okay, okay, listen, listen.

My wife needs to get off

her feet...

>> Uh-huh.

>> Because she's pregnant.

Ah, with twins, pow.

>> You did it like that?

>> Uh-huh.

>> Two of them.

Wow.

>> He doesn't count.

>> Why not?

>> You said fambam.

He's not fambam.

>> Ooh...

>> Okay, listen, Gary, can you

just get in the car and drive us

around to find our friends,

please?

>> Oh, so now my black life

matters?

>> God.

>> Get y'all bougie ass

in the back...

>> Whoa, whoa, whoa, sir,

watch your tone.

>> Hey, do you want a ride

or not?

>> I'ma take the ride, but

understand how you got that job.

Know who made the phone call.

>> Please, my feet hurt,

come on, let's go.

>> Don't let the gun and the

badge fool you, man.

>> All right.

>> 'Kay?

I'm in Baltimore for a reason,

bro.

>> Let me put some water on that

hairline.

>> Listen, fam...

[both laughing]

Gary, just drive, man.

>> It's a nice lace-front you

got.

got. [Derwin laughing]

[Derwin laughing]

>> I-- I can't--

[tires screeching]

>> Ugh.

>> The wheels on this bus

are about to stop

'cause I can't keep going

around and around and around.

>> Oh, my God.

Our life always seems difficult.

Because I make it, huh?

>> Uh-uh-uh, don't answer that.

>> I constantly create scenarios

to leap over when I just need to

sit my ass down somewhere.

>> Okay, I like where you're

going with this.

Although... I'm still kind

of lost, Mel.

>> From all those damn

concussions.

>> Derwin, our life isn't

here anymore.

here anymore. It's right here.

It's right here.

It's right here. >> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

It's right there.

>> I mean, clearly, our friends

are busy getting on with

their lives.

>> So we'll let them do them.

>> And let us do us.

>> Yeah.

>> Derwin, let's go home.

>> Let's go.

Mo!

>> You-- you know what?

I'm gonna drive.

But just for the record, player,

you didn't get me this job.

Tasha Mack got me this job.

Pow... pow... pow.

♪ Amazing grace

♪ How sweet the sound...

>> ♪ Yeah we in this thing

♪ Money ain't no thing

♪ So you know we gon' pull...

>> Hold up!

>> Oh, my God, that's

a mega-horn right there.

>> Mm-mm-mmm!

Now, I know that ain't my med

school and her

danga-langa-ding-dong husband!

Aah!

>> Hi, baby.

>> Derwin, I take it all back.

She had me at "hold up.

[women squealing and laughing]

>> Oh, my God, med school!

[laughing]

Girl, what are you doing here?

You know you just can't roll up

on a sister unannounced.

I would've sewn in my new weave

for you.

>> Hi, Tasha.

>> Hey, med school.

[laughing]

>> Hey, Tasha.

>> What?

>> Guess what?

>> Y'all getting a divorce?

>> Huh?

>> No, silly, we pregnant.

>> Yeah.

>> Oh... oh, damn.

[laughing]

Here I am thinking y'all

relationship is on the tail end.

You just eatin', 'cause you can.

[laughing]

>> Tasha, do I look fat?

>> Okay, you just hit a button.

>> Well, uh--

I-- you don't look fat, per se.

You just look like you got

diabetes and you're retaining

water.

I was gonna get your kidneys

checked.

>> Oh, my God, Melanie?

>> [gasping]

>> Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

[both laughing]

>> I'm not fat, I'm pregnant.

>> Oh, my God!

[all laughing]

Your uterus works, finally, yay!

>> Uh... yeah.

>> Damn right, yeah.

>> Tasha, one of our own

is with child.

>> Childs.

We're having twins.

>> Yeah!

>> Ooh, look at you trying

to pass up Janay.

Score, whore.

>> [laughing] I know, right.

You guys get me.

>> Mm-hmm.

>> Melanie, the true essence

of a Sunbeam is to be a ray

of light for others.

So today, as our sister and

fellow Sunbeam...

>> That's right,

Sunbeams for life.

>> Sunbeams for life.

>> Sunbeams for life.

We shine our light on you so you

can deliver those babies home

safely and they may feel the sun

on their sweet faces.

>> Now, that is also literal

advice in case they have

jaundice.

[laughing]

>> Aw, I love you, guys.

>> We love you, too.

>> Ohh...

>> So much.

>> Derwin, you were right.

I needed this.

>> Yeah, but what's going on

with my man?

>> [vomiting]

>> Oh, Jesus.

>> Oh! Oh, I forgot,

we're having a bad case

of food poisoning here.

You gotta get her out of here.

>> Whoa, y'all got some disease

running through here and my wife

is carrying at-risk babies?

>> Now, what now?

>> Well, the doctors say one of

our babies have a 50/50 chance

of living.

>> Well, stupid bitch,

what you doing here?

>> Okay, you listen to me.

That baby is going to make it.

And you wanna know why?

Because of it doesn't,

Janay wins.

>> And that's all the

inspiration you need

right there.

[football player moaning]

>> I really do miss you guys.

[all laughing]

[all laughing] >> Ohh...

>> Ohh...

>> You better get going before

you miss one of them babies.

Get your ass out of here. Bye.

>> All right, guys.

Good to see you guys.

Yes, yes.

Yes, yes. [laughter]

[laughter]

>> Love you.

>> Will you call me?

>> I will, okay.

You call me.

>> Well, you be texting

all the time.

>> What about me?!

>> Okay.

[laughter]

>> Don't leave me out.

>> Okay.

>> Girls, bye! Tell the brothers

I said it was-- good luck today!

>> I love you!

>> Love you!

>> If I was playing...

>> Well, there goes our

victory today.

>> Yeah, 'cause we sure ain't

winning this game, are we?

[loud retching]

>> Ohh... probably not.

>> Just hold on for a bump.

Not the bump that's in you.

[Melanie laughing]

>> Hey, that's my wife, brah.

>> [announcer] Pass to Blue

Westbrook goes for negative

three yards bringing up fourth

and 13.

>> We're not gonna win

this game, man.

>> You think? We're done.

You know what?

I'm throwing in the towel.

Matter of fact, somebody give me

a towel, give me a towel.

Give me a towel 'cause I'm

throwin' it in-- throwin' it!

>> What?

>> Oh, now you wanna catch

something.

>> Yo, I wasn't suggesting that

we quit, man.

We've worked too hard and come

too far to just throw in the

towel.

There's gotta be another way,

man.

>> I don't know.

Maybe Omaha 24 again?

>> Yeah, right, with our

quarterback?

If he ain't throwing bad passes,

he's throwing up in his helmet.

>> [grunts]

>> Oh, oh, don't mind me, guys,

I'm just here enjoying the view.

[chuckling, sniffs]

Smells good up here.

>> Look, obviously, I got no

love for Malik, man.

But you and I know without

a healthy quarterback,

we don't stand a chance.

Look, I hate to say it...

But he might be our only option.

But he might be our only option. [whistle blows]

[whistle blows]

[whistle blows]

[crowd booing]

[whistle blows]

[camera shutters clicking]

>> Malik, Malik!

Why so glum, man?

The Sabers just made the

playoffs.

You should be jumping for joy

after that performance.

>> Give us a comment.

My God, we thought your career

was dead.

>> Yo, I might have a comment

for y'all in due time, okay,

about everything.

You know what, matter of fact,

come through later tonight.

I'm holding a press conference.

I'm making the biggest

announcement of my career.

Yo, dog, set up a press

conference for us, man.

Appreciate you, brah.

>> Get the hell out of my face,

man.

Go on.

>> Well, well, well.

You must've come to congratulate

me on my big win.

>> All right, it is.

Congratulations.

>> Looks like Jason's the new

Head Coach.

>> Hmm.

>> You'd have one hell of

a time holding onto your fans

and players if you got rid

of him now.

>> Don't forget about the

Dip N' Pitts fan club.

>> I must admit, you two

definitely outflank me.

>> Hey, you're new to San Diego.

You had no idea

what you were up against.

>> And you know, in the spirit

of celebration, I have a little

surprise for you, Jason.

>> Irving, a gift?

You shouldn't have.

>> Hey... guys?

Look who's here!

Coach Sparks!

[cheering and whistling]

>> That's my coach.

That's my coach!

[laughing]

>> You can't die when you're

bleeding Saber blue.

Hyah!

[players cheering]

>> No, y-you, uh, you rea--

you really shouldn't have.

>> We're not sure whether Coach

Sparks will be returning to

resume his position as Head

Coach, especially since he's

just coming off of a heart

attack.

Plus, there's so many other

factors to consider, factors

that can sway my decision...

one way or the other.

Huh?

That wink means that my offer to

let me watch you two having sex,

tsk, still open.

>> We got it.

>> Okay, just dottin' my Is,

crossin' my Ts.

>> ♪ And I'm gonna find my way

♪ And I wanna run free

♪ And I wanna fly...

>> Oh!

What the hell are you doing

here, Malik?

I have an audition.

>> I know, baby, come here.

I been going insane trying to

get in touch with you, okay?

All that stuff I said the other

day, it wasn't true.

I said it because I needed to

get my head back in the game,

all right, so I could win

and go out on top.

And I did it, baby.

We won.

And now I'm done-zo.

I'm ready to retire!

>> Yeah, right, like you're

really gonna retire in the

middle of the playoffs, okay.

[chuckling]

>> Hey, look, you don't get it,

okay?

Listen, your love for me has led

me back to the top of my game.

All right?

And now I'm ready to say screw

her and I'm ready to walk off

that field with you.

I love you, Keira.

>> Love isn't playing with

someone's emotions like this.

I don't want that kind of love.

>> I-I know, I know,

and I knew you would say that.

Baby, 'cause you classy and--

and-- and you-- you got

expectations and-- and class!

You classy, all right?

And I know words don't mean

nothing without actions.

That's why I did something else,

Keira.

Hey, wait.

Guys, let's go, come on,

come on.

>> What are you...

♪♪

[elephant trumpeting]

>> [whistling]

[elephant trumpeting loudly]

[car approaching]

Baby, I set up this whole

audition for you.

I hired the crew.

I bought all of this equipment.

I did it all just for you,

Keira, baby.

Look, I'm funding your next

movie.

I'm thinking, live-action

"Dumbo" or-- or maybe the next

"Fast and the Furious."

With an elephant, huh?

That's the twist.

[laughing]

Baby, come on, don't just stand

there, say something, now,

come on.

come on. >> I slept with Blue last night.

>> I slept with Blue last night.

>> Okay.

Okay.

All right, okay.

Okay, accidental sex happens,

huh, yeah?

Yeah, yeah, we can work through

this, baby, all right?

We just need to be focused

on the future.

And right now, the future starts

with me and my woman going to

the press conference to announce

my retirement, huh?

Now which whip you wanna take,

bae? Huh?

Now, look, I only threw that

Mini Cooper in there 'cause

I remember you told me

you liked 'em.

Back I the day, a'ight?

See, I remembered that

See, I remembered that 'cause I'm a good listener.

'cause I'm a good listener.

Keira Michele Whitaker...

Keira Michele Whitaker... Will you marry me?

Will you marry me?

>> Apparently, you're not a good

listener.

No, I won't, Malik.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. [elephant trumpeting]

[elephant trumpeting]

>> Uh, okay, y'all.

[chuckling]

She's-- she's still a little

mad, y'all, okay?

Just gotta give her a minute,

Just gotta give her a minute, all right?

all right?

>> Guys, wai-wai-wai-wai-wait.

All right, listen, listen.

Just five more minutes,

all right?

And we'll start, I promise,

okay?

>> You said that five

minutes ago.

>> Hey, hey, listen.

Okay, I got you, listen, this

announcement is huge, okay?

I'm talking breaking news,

front page exclusive type stuff,

you hear me?

>> Oh, is this about you

retiring?

>> What? Who the hell told

you that?

>> My brothers works for the

movie business.

He heard about it on set of the

new film you're working on.

[cell phone ringing]

>> Yeah. Yo, Tee-Tee.

Is she coming, dog, or what?

>> Sorry, man, she ain't biting.

I tried everything.

I even reminded her about the

elephant.

>> Well, try something else,

damn it.

>> Okay.

Keira, you sure about this?

I mean, think what life would be

like as Mrs. Malik Wright?

Funded movies,

cars that match your outfits.

Unlimited burgers.

[all chattering]

Hey, sorry, answer's still no.

She said she's gonna try loving

herself.

herself. See how that works out.

See how that works out.

>> All right, that's it, Malik.

You're either gonna give us a

story or we're leaving.

>> [all] Yeah.

>> Come on.

>> ♪ Boom clap

♪ You make me feel good

>> All right.

I-I'ma-- apologize for the wait,

guys, and...

I appreciate everybody for your

patience.

I brought you guys here today to

announce...

>> ♪ Could dress me up so good

♪ You're the glitter and the

♪ Darkness of my world

>> ...to announce that, uh...

>> ♪ Just tell me what to do

>> ...to announce that I love

football.

Yeah.

And that ain't never gonna

change.

[reporters chattering]

Malik Wright, baby.

Best that ever did it, out.

>> ♪ And on and on and on and

♪ Boom clap

♪ You make me feel good

♪ Come on to me

>> Man, worst press conference

ever.

>> ♪ Boom clap

♪ The sound of my heart..

>> Well, guess this is goodbye

for us, kid.

>> Mm.

>> Come on.

>> Come on. >> ♪ Come on to me now

>> ♪ Come on to me now

>> Uh, Tee-Tee, is that your

hand on my ass?

>> Oh, heh, my bad.

>> Oh, heh, my bad. I thought that was my ass.

I thought that was my ass.

Hey, look, take care of yourself

out there.

Keep chasing your dreams.

Do me a favor.

No matter what...

when you get out of San Diego,

don't look back.

>> ♪ Boom clap, the sound

♪ Of my heart, the beat goes

♪ On and on and on and on and

>> Why didn't you ever get out

of here, Tee-Tee?

>> Mm, guy's my best friend.

>> Mm, guy's my best friend. I love him.

I love him.

I love him. >> You take care.

>> You take care.

>> Run!

Run!

Run!

>> ♪ Hey

♪ I knew it wouldn't

♪ Be easy

♪ And sometimes

♪ I'm not feeling it

♪ We made a promise

♪ One beautiful day

♪ And nothing's gonna

♪ Tear us apart

♪ When your world's crumbling

♪ And you need a helping hand

>> So how do you want us,

Irving?

>> No...

Call me, Grandma.

>> ♪ You show me...

>> [both] Yes, Grandma.

>> ♪ When you're on your knees

♪ A sweetness

♪ It touches me

♪ It's gonna be all right

>> Ahh...

>> ♪ We'll be okay

[Jason howling]

>> ♪ It's me and you

>> [screaming]

>> ♪ Until the last day

>> [howling]

>> ♪ It's a beautiful day

[all howling]

>> Hey! Who knew?

>> I knew.

[all cheering]

>> ♪ It's a beautiful day

>> ♪ It's a beautiful day [chanting "Sabers, Sabers..."]

[chanting "Sabers, Sabers..."]

♪ We're living life

♪ Until the last day

>> ♪ When I awake

♪ In the morning

♪ Open up, yawning

♪ First thing on my mind

♪ Is will she ever call me

♪ You my love therapist

♪ Activist, an optimist...

>> Sabers!

Whoo!

>> ♪ Like this day could

♪ Be the last

♪ So if you hold me back

♪ We can make this day last

♪ I got fireworks, girl

♪ Every day is the best

♪ You was dangerous, girl

♪ Every minute is a blast

>> ♪ You show me

♪ When you're on you knees

♪ A sweetness

♪ It touches me

♪ It's a beautiful day

♪ Oh oh

♪ Oh, living life...

>> So, "Transformers Five, The

Return of Skids and Mudflap."

How excited are you, Keira, to

be the leading lady in such

a successful franchise?

>> So, so excited.

>> I mean, people are saying

this is your breakout role.

>> Oh, my God, really?

>> Oh, yeah, and, uh, people are

also saying that you and your

co-star Michael B. Jordan have

transformed your relationship

from co-stars to lovers.

>> [laughing]

Uh, well, you know, Michael and

I have grown to be great

friends.

He is an amazing actor.

And I have nothing but love and

respect for him.

And I hope love and respect is

what translates in our

performances when the film

debuts this Friday.

>> ♪ It's a beautiful day

>> [European accent] Yes, could

you sign for this, please?

>> Yeah.

Here you go.

>> Congratulations! Uhh!

Blue baby, here you go, kid.

Now listen.

You are now officially signed to

Irv Smith... [exhales, blows]

Mwah! Management.

Now, listen, I'ma call you

Monday, okay?

We are gonna go over a game

plan.

Oh, do me a solid.

Do not tell Tasha Mack.

I'm out!

>> ♪ Promise

♪ To light your way

♪ To the very

♪ To the very

♪ To the very last day

♪♪

♪ Love you

♪ Till the last day

♪ Till the last day ♪ It's a beautiful day

♪ It's a beautiful day

♪ Living life

♪ Until the last day

♪ Until the last day ♪ It's a beautiful day

♪ It's a beautiful day

♪ Living life

♪ Living life ♪ Until the last day

♪ Until the last day

[crowd cheering]

[crowd cheering] >> [all] Sabers!

>> [all] Sabers!

>> [all] Sabers! ♪♪

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