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>> So, yo...
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I've been struggling with this
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for a minute now.
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And I'm not the type of dude
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that goes back and forth with
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things.
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I know what I want, and I go
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after it.
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If there's something I can't
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make a decision on, then it's
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not for me.
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Straight up.
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This has been a struggle since
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day one.
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I guess what I'm trying to say
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is...
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I think we should go our
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separate ways.
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But the silver lining is it's...
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it's probably not too late for
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you to patch things up with your
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you to patch things up with your
boy Blue.
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boy Blue.
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You get what I'm saying, Keira?
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♪ Start all over again
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♪ Think I'd better let it go
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[groans]
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Yeah, she gets it.
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♪ Looks like another love TKO
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♪ Looks like another love TKO
♪♪
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♪♪
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>> So, tell me, did you catch
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any of the Word today in church,
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or were you too busy looking at
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Chardonnay's legs?
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>> Ah, you know me, baby.
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I'm the king of multitasking.
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>> Oh? Ooh.
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>> Char-Char.
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>> Hey, Tee Tee.
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>> Hey.
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So, you decided to stop in and
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check out our post-church
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brunch, huh?
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>> Well--
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>> Hey, check out the motto.
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If God didn't like fatties, he
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wouldn't have made 'em.
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>> I don't like that motto.
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>> Really?
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>> Mnh-mnh.
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Tee Tee, Roger.
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Roger, Tee Tee.
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>> How's it going, man?
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>> So, you're the guy she chose
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over me, huh?
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>> Really?
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>> That's weird.
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Anyway, man, you want to impress
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your lady, bring her to Malik's
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Read Wright charity event
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tonight.
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>> Okay.
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Well, if that'll impress my
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lady, we might just do that.
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>> Okay.
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>> Oh, yeah, just a quick
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heads-up.
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Jason will probably be here.
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>> Oh, we are way past that,
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okay? But thank you.
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>> You passed it?
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How come you didn't tell me?
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>> 'Cause it ain't none of your
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business.
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>> What, you ain't gonna give me
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my shot?
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>> No.
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>> Excuse me. I'll be back.
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I'll be back.
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[exhales sharply]
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Hey, how'd it go with Keira?
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Wow! Damn!
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>> Dude, it had to be done, man.
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Look, if we don't win that game
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tomorrow, Tee Tee, we don't go
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to the playoffs.
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And this could be my last shot
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at glory, dawg.
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That whole damn thing with
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Keira, it was just one big-ass
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distraction.
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>> You mean this relationship
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with Keira, Mr. Romance?
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>> Man, shut up!
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>> No, you shut up!
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Come here.
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Come on.
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You had the girl you always
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wanted, but you threw her away
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on a million-to-one chance that
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they'll let a third-string
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quarterback in the game?
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Come on, man, that's ridiculous.
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>> Oh, I'm getting in that game,
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okay?
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'Cause I got a best friend who
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knows about upsetting people's
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tummies with bad chicken meat.
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[chuckles]
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>> We killed a man.
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>> And I ran two red lights this
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morning, Tee Tee.
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Man the hell up and get over it,
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okay?
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okay?
Thank you.
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Thank you.
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♪ What up?
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♪ Unh
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♪ What up?
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♪ Unh
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♪ What up?
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♪ Holla at me
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♪ Yo, what up?
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♪ What up?
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>> Six inch or eight inch?
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>> I'm closer to 10, actually.
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>> My shoes, Jason!
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I need to know which one I
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should wear tonight to me and
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Malik's Read Wright party.
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>> Yeah, well, I need to know
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what offensive scheme to run for
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tomorrow's do-or-die football
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game, so...
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Six inch.
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>> Spread offense.
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[knocking on door]
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Ooh, that's probably my new
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Ooh, that's probably my new
outfit.
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outfit.
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Hi.
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>> I'm A.J. Seligman, Herbie
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Lesser's executive assistant.
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Do you have a moment?
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>> Sure.
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Uh...
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Excuse me.
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>> Herbie just wanted me to make
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sure you guys saw something.
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>> What...
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>> Uh, excuse me.
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>> Um, sure, person I've never
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seen before, do whatever you
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like in my home.
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>> And it gives me great
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pleasure to announce to the
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world my next great adventure--
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owning a professional football
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team.
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The Lesser cabal, comprised of
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myself, myself, and myself, have
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purchased the San Diego Sabers!
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>> Oh!
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>> Yeah! Just wrote a check.
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Now they're all mine.
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Especially the coaches.
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Yeah, and...
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>> You saw that, right?
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Saw that Herbie bought the
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Sabers?
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>> That creepy old man screwed
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me.
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>> He screwed me, too.
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But this time it wasn't good for
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me.
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>> So you did see?
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>> Yes, we saw.
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>> And you feel really awful
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about it, right?
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>> Yes!
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>> Awesome.
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Thank you, guys.
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Have an amazing day.
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[phone ringing]
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Excuse me.
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Hey, Herbie.
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Yeah, they saw.
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[door opens]
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>> Ooh, Kai, you are going to
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love Vegas!
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It is shiny and well-lit.
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[chuckles]
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Okay.
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[phone ringing]
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[scoffs]
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Hello?
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>> Hey.
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My daughter ready to go to
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Richmond?
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>> Uh, uh-huh.
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>> All right, then, just give me
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a minute and I'll be right down.
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Oh, and I got more diapers.
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You don't need to pack those.
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>> Okay, Pookie, we get it,
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all right?
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You're a good daddy.
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Dang.
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Ugh!
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Shiite! Shiite! Shiite!
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Okay, now, that's being both
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clever and teaching you about
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the Middle East, baby.
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Oh, Lord.
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Oof.
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♪ Hit the road, Jack
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>> Hey.
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You miss me?
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>> What the hell?
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>> [chuckling]
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I missed you, too.
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>> Uh, Rick, it's really a bad
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time right now.
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>> Look, I... I know--
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>> Okay, you know what, honey?
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We're gonna have to walk and
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talk, okay?
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>> Okay.
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>> Go, go, go, go, go! Go!
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>> Look, I know the e-mail said
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the baby was Pookie's, but I
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need to see for myself.
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>> See?
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>> Well, two browns don't make a
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light skin.
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>> Yeah, well, that's what all
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the textbooks say.
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>> Yeah, uh, okay, uh...
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[elevator dings]
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>> Oops.
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But you know what?
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Maybe it would be better if you
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did see her under the light.
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>> Okay, Tasha--
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>> Shh!
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Come on.
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The baby's sleeping.
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>> Oh. Yeah.
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>> Yeah.
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Come on. Come on. Come on.
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Rick, get your ass in here!
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Rick, get your ass in here!
>> Okay.
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>> Okay.
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>> I need you to hide.
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>> What?
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>> If you want to live, I need
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your ass to hide!
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>> Pookie?
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[knocking on door]
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>> Oh!
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[groans]
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[knocking on door]
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No, Rick, don't!
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>> Rick.
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>> What up, Pookie?
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>> Shiite.
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Rick.
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>> What?
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Not afraid of him.
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>> What the hell is going on?
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>> Hey, look, before I answer
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that, you packing?
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>> No.
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>> Damn it, Pookie!
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>> My boy's girlfriend just
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bought one of those.
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>> Okay, shut up.
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>> He just came by to see the
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baby, that's all.
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>> Why? Two browns don't make
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a light skin.
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>> Exactly, okay?
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So now that we got science out
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of the way--
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>> Whoa... what the hell?
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Why you got your travel bag and
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your airplane sweats?
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Y'all two trying to run away
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together?
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>> No!
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Me and Kai were gonna run away.
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>> Oh, so you're trying to take
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the baby.
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>> I need a drink.
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[scoffs]
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>> You know what?
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I can't believe you're trying
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to take my baby.
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>> Can I have some space?
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>> No, you can't have any space.
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You ask him to leave and then
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you can have your space.
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>> She's got some yellow behind
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her ear.
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>> Hey, hey, my man, back up a
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little bit, all right?
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>> Relax, bro.
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I'm just trying to make sure
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she's not mine.
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>> You want my baby, Rick?
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>> Look, man, I've been an NBA
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player with three championship
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rings, all right?
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They named me the NBA's most
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gorgeous man 10 years after I
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retired.
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I know, okay?
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Look, I've been a sports agent,
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a stand-up comedian, a sports
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commentator with NBA TV and TNT.
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>> Oh, and don't forget about
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your role on "Oz."
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>> And a thespian.
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Hey, which, by the way, I
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actually figured out is my true
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calling.
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>> Well, you were good.
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>> What?
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>> Why, thank you.
331
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And as impressive as all that
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is, I'd trade it all away.
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For a wife and a family.
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>> Rick?
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>> Do you know what I deserve
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right now?
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A drink.
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>> Yeah, you know what?
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You pretty boys kill me, man.
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You think you're better than
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everybody else, that-- that
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you're above everything.
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Why?
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You know, why is that?
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Really.
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When they handed out light eyes
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and wavy hair and all of that,
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did they tell you that the world
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was just gonna lay down at your
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feet?
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>> It's not so much the world.
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It's more like the women.
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>> You got to be kidding me.
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News flash, man-- that's my
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daughter.
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My daughter!
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Now, I wanted to be a father my
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whole life.
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But this is not the picture that
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I had in my head.
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Nah, this, this right here, this
362
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is a circus.
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Now, you want Kai to be yours,
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you're trying to take Kai, and
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this is just the first six
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months!
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You know what?
368
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>> Just breathe, Pookie.
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Stop.
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>> [inhaling deeply]
371
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>> [inhaling deeply]
>> Breathe.
372
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>> Breathe.
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>> I need a drink.
374
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>> Hey, knock yourself out, bro.
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>> Okay, first order of
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business, I am not a big fan of
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the name San Diego Sabers.
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I mean, what the hell is a saber
379
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anyway?
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I need a team name that I can
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relate to, like San Diego
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Swingers, San Diego Sausages.
383
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>> Sausages.
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Who doesn't love a good sausage
385
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party?
386
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>> Eh-heh-heh.
387
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>> Oh, well, hello there, boss.
388
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>> Hey, coach!
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>> Hey, coach!
Hey, guys, give us a minute.
390
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Hey, guys, give us a minute.
391
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>> Hello again.
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>> Scram, red pants.
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Got your message.
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Would have been nice to have
395
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been included in your little
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deal seeing as how it was our
397
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idea!
398
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Hmm?
399
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Remember?
400
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You, me, Kelly, Roger Jr.,
401
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our house, Pitts Group meeting.
402
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You said inappropriate things.
403
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>> Ah, guys, come on, business
404
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is business.
405
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I taught you that, Kel, didn't
406
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I?
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>> Don't "Kel" me, Papa.
408
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>> What...
409
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>> I didn't say Papa.
410
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>> Okay, okay, okay, guys, what
411
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do you want to hear?
412
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That I'm sorry or that I was
413
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going to make Jason permanent
414
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head coach of the Sabers?
415
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>> Come again?
416
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>> Oh, yeah.
417
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Jason, you are-- you are the
418
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guy.
419
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I mean, it's one of the reasons
420
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I wanted to buy the team in the
421
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first place.
422
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>> It is?
423
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>> Yeah.
424
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>> It is?
425
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>> Oh, yeah.
426
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>> Hey-o!
427
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>> Hey-o! Hey-o!
428
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>> Yeah!
429
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>> [laughs]
430
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>> But there are a few strings
431
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attached.
432
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>> Like what?
433
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What-- What kind of strings?
434
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'Cause we already said the
435
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"Hey-o."
436
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>> Ridiculously sexy blonde
437
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strings.
438
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I-- I want to revisit a
439
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relationship I had with
440
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Goldilocks.
441
00:09:54,310 --> 00:09:55,860
>> What?
442
00:09:55,862 --> 00:09:56,902
Is this about to become a Robert
443
00:09:56,896 --> 00:09:57,896
Redford movie?
444
00:09:57,896 --> 00:09:59,026
>> It depends on your answer.
445
00:09:59,034 --> 00:10:00,724
>> No!
446
00:10:00,724 --> 00:10:01,554
You can't have a night with my
447
00:10:01,551 --> 00:10:02,591
wife in exchange for the San
448
00:10:02,586 --> 00:10:06,336
Diego Sabers head-coaching job.
449
00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:08,214
No way!
450
00:10:08,206 --> 00:10:08,996
I don't care how long the
451
00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,930
contract is for.
452
00:10:10,931 --> 00:10:12,031
Just out of curiosity, how long
453
00:10:12,034 --> 00:10:13,074
is the contract for?
454
00:10:13,068 --> 00:10:15,448
>> Three years.
455
00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,788
>> No!
456
00:10:16,793 --> 00:10:18,283
Can't have a night with my wife.
457
00:10:18,275 --> 00:10:19,855
You crazy?
458
00:10:19,862 --> 00:10:20,592
But again, just out of
459
00:10:20,586 --> 00:10:21,826
curiosity, what kind of salary
460
00:10:21,827 --> 00:10:23,717
are we talking about if-- if--
461
00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:24,524
>> Okay, come on. Jason--
462
00:10:24,517 --> 00:10:25,167
>> Yeah, no! No!
463
00:10:25,172 --> 00:10:27,242
>> Wait. Whoa. Whoa.
464
00:10:27,241 --> 00:10:28,521
I am a businessman.
465
00:10:28,517 --> 00:10:30,997
Businessmen negotiate.
466
00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:31,970
Okay?
467
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:35,275
So, I'll settle for watching.
468
00:10:35,275 --> 00:10:36,025
>> Watching what?
469
00:10:36,034 --> 00:10:38,384
>> You two have sex.
470
00:10:38,379 --> 00:10:40,139
>> Good God, dude, how freaky
471
00:10:40,137 --> 00:10:40,827
are you?
472
00:10:40,827 --> 00:10:42,337
>> Kel, you want to field this
473
00:10:42,344 --> 00:10:43,074
one?
474
00:10:43,068 --> 00:10:43,998
>> He can be way freakier than
475
00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:44,690
that.
476
00:10:44,689 --> 00:10:45,789
Way freakier.
477
00:10:45,793 --> 00:10:46,933
Biblical freaky.
478
00:10:46,931 --> 00:10:47,721
I mean, I'm surprised we didn't
479
00:10:47,724 --> 00:10:48,794
turn to salt when we were
480
00:10:48,793 --> 00:10:49,833
together.
481
00:10:49,827 --> 00:10:52,067
>> So, we have a deal?
482
00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:54,138
>> Hell no.
483
00:10:54,137 --> 00:10:54,967
I'm gonna win that game
484
00:10:54,965 --> 00:10:55,685
tomorrow.
485
00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:56,339
We're gonna make it to the
486
00:10:56,344 --> 00:10:57,004
playoffs.
487
00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,830
There is no way San Diego's
488
00:10:58,827 --> 00:10:59,717
gonna let you get rid of their
489
00:10:59,724 --> 00:11:00,594
favorite son.
490
00:11:00,586 --> 00:11:01,376
I brought the city a
491
00:11:01,379 --> 00:11:02,239
championship, for God's sake!
492
00:11:02,241 --> 00:11:03,791
>> Well, I-- I wish you the best
493
00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:04,763
of luck.
494
00:11:04,758 --> 00:11:06,828
>> Yeah.
495
00:11:06,827 --> 00:11:08,337
How Biblical did you guys get?
496
00:11:08,344 --> 00:11:09,344
I mean, do I have to get tested
497
00:11:09,344 --> 00:11:10,624
or what?
498
00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:12,410
Do you know that he's...
499
00:11:12,413 --> 00:11:13,593
>> And then he just blindsides
500
00:11:13,586 --> 00:11:14,236
me.
501
00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:15,001
>> [scoffs] Well, come on,
502
00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,280
Keira, everybody know that Malik
503
00:11:16,275 --> 00:11:18,065
is not a relationship guy.
504
00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:18,858
You know what?
505
00:11:18,862 --> 00:11:20,102
Blue probably was the one, but
506
00:11:20,103 --> 00:11:21,793
you bailed on him too soon.
507
00:11:21,793 --> 00:11:24,763
>> I did not bail on Blue, okay?
508
00:11:24,758 --> 00:11:26,278
Malik and I were just perfect
509
00:11:26,275 --> 00:11:27,785
together.
510
00:11:27,793 --> 00:11:29,213
I was starting to think about
511
00:11:29,206 --> 00:11:30,656
what our life would be like.
512
00:11:30,655 --> 00:11:32,335
>> [scoffs] Girl!
513
00:11:32,344 --> 00:11:33,144
>> Well, maybe you just gave up
514
00:11:33,137 --> 00:11:35,167
the sex too soon.
515
00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:36,172
I mean, you were a virgin before
516
00:11:36,172 --> 00:11:36,862
Blue, right?
517
00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:37,622
>> Sure was.
518
00:11:37,620 --> 00:11:38,480
>> I'm pretty sure Malik would
519
00:11:38,482 --> 00:11:39,342
have understood having to wait a
520
00:11:39,344 --> 00:11:40,174
few more months before you gave
521
00:11:40,172 --> 00:11:40,862
it up to him.
522
00:11:40,862 --> 00:11:41,522
>> Uh?
523
00:11:41,517 --> 00:11:42,447
>> Promiscuity is not an
524
00:11:42,448 --> 00:11:43,278
aphrodisiac.
525
00:11:43,275 --> 00:11:44,335
>> That is a hell of a point,
526
00:11:44,344 --> 00:11:45,004
baby.
527
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:45,790
Have you thought about what he's
528
00:11:45,793 --> 00:11:46,413
saying?
529
00:11:46,413 --> 00:11:47,283
Have you thought about what my
530
00:11:47,275 --> 00:11:48,235
baby is saying?
531
00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:49,241
>> Chardonnay, can I talk to you
532
00:11:49,241 --> 00:11:50,211
for a minute?
533
00:11:50,206 --> 00:11:50,926
>> [scoffs] Baby.
534
00:11:50,931 --> 00:11:52,001
>> Oh, it's cool.
535
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,070
Need to use the restroom anyway.
536
00:11:53,068 --> 00:11:53,828
>> It's the door on the--
537
00:11:53,827 --> 00:11:54,587
>> First door around the corner
538
00:11:54,586 --> 00:11:55,686
on the left, yeah.
539
00:11:55,689 --> 00:11:56,619
Chardonnay showed me the floor
540
00:11:56,620 --> 00:11:59,000
plan.
541
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,210
>> What the hell?
542
00:12:00,206 --> 00:12:00,966
How does this guy know
543
00:12:00,965 --> 00:12:01,925
everything about me?
544
00:12:01,931 --> 00:12:03,171
>> Oh, he is not just some guy,
545
00:12:03,172 --> 00:12:04,722
okay? He is my Roger.
546
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:05,794
>> Well, your Roger shouldn't be
547
00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:06,833
here right now, okay?
548
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:07,757
We're clearly trying to have
549
00:12:07,758 --> 00:12:08,788
girl talk.
550
00:12:08,793 --> 00:12:10,103
You're shattering all girl code.
551
00:12:10,103 --> 00:12:12,453
>> Really? Shattering?
552
00:12:12,448 --> 00:12:13,448
>> Look, Chardonnay, I don't
553
00:12:13,448 --> 00:12:14,378
pretend to know everything,
554
00:12:14,379 --> 00:12:15,139
okay?
555
00:12:15,137 --> 00:12:16,517
But usually when women try to
556
00:12:16,517 --> 00:12:17,967
force men into all parts of
557
00:12:17,965 --> 00:12:19,785
their lives, it's because they
558
00:12:19,793 --> 00:12:21,143
don't fit into any part.
559
00:12:21,137 --> 00:12:22,237
>> Oh, and where'd you read
560
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:23,521
that? Instagram??
561
00:12:23,517 --> 00:12:24,657
>> Twitter.
562
00:12:24,655 --> 00:12:25,335
But don't act like it's not
563
00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:26,004
true.
564
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:26,720
>> Oh, I don't.
565
00:12:26,724 --> 00:12:27,624
And you know what, I probably
566
00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:28,280
should follow you.
567
00:12:28,275 --> 00:12:29,515
What's your screen name again?
568
00:12:29,517 --> 00:12:30,967
Hater-ass girlfriend 01?
569
00:12:30,965 --> 00:12:31,615
>> Uh!
570
00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:32,280
>> Uh!
571
00:12:32,275 --> 00:12:33,135
>> So, what'd I miss?
572
00:12:33,137 --> 00:12:34,447
>> Not a damn thing.
573
00:12:34,448 --> 00:12:35,548
>> Oh, baby, did you tell her
574
00:12:35,551 --> 00:12:36,381
how her diet might be one of the
575
00:12:36,379 --> 00:12:37,099
reasons these men keep running
576
00:12:37,103 --> 00:12:37,903
off?
577
00:12:37,896 --> 00:12:40,686
>> Let's go, baby.
578
00:12:40,689 --> 00:12:42,379
>> See Dick run.
579
00:12:42,379 --> 00:12:44,999
For some, it's just a simple
580
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,380
line you read in your first
581
00:12:46,379 --> 00:12:47,519
book.
582
00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:49,687
Who cares about Dick?
583
00:12:49,689 --> 00:12:52,069
Well, I care about Dick.
584
00:12:52,068 --> 00:12:53,308
Because there are millions of
585
00:12:53,310 --> 00:12:55,100
people out there who don't know
586
00:12:55,103 --> 00:12:56,763
what Dick is doing.
587
00:12:56,758 --> 00:12:58,828
That's why Malik and I started
588
00:12:58,827 --> 00:13:00,897
the Read Wright Program.
589
00:13:00,896 --> 00:13:02,616
So everyone out there knows just
590
00:13:02,620 --> 00:13:04,550
how important Dick is.
591
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:05,241
[woman chuckles]
592
00:13:05,241 --> 00:13:06,971
You need to know about Dick.
593
00:13:06,965 --> 00:13:08,965
I need to know about Dick.
594
00:13:08,965 --> 00:13:11,825
So let's all learn about Dick.
595
00:13:11,827 --> 00:13:13,277
Thank you.
596
00:13:13,275 --> 00:13:14,305
>> Great speech, Kelly.
597
00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:15,660
Y'all give it up for Kelly.
598
00:13:15,655 --> 00:13:17,445
[chuckles]
599
00:13:17,448 --> 00:13:18,718
Next time, run your speeches by
600
00:13:18,724 --> 00:13:19,454
me, okay?
601
00:13:19,448 --> 00:13:20,408
Thank you.
602
00:13:20,413 --> 00:13:21,073
>> [chuckles]
603
00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:22,788
>> So, no big speech here, guys.
604
00:13:22,793 --> 00:13:24,173
Hey, you got money.
605
00:13:24,172 --> 00:13:25,072
We want it.
606
00:13:25,068 --> 00:13:26,408
But first I want to give a
607
00:13:26,413 --> 00:13:27,903
special shout-out to all of my
608
00:13:27,896 --> 00:13:28,966
first-string Sabers who came out
609
00:13:28,965 --> 00:13:29,995
to support the evening,
610
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,000
especially my QB brothers.
611
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:32,660
>> All right, all right.
612
00:13:32,655 --> 00:13:33,825
>> Raise your glasses.
613
00:13:33,827 --> 00:13:35,967
A-ha! I love you all, man.
614
00:13:35,965 --> 00:13:36,615
All right?
615
00:13:36,620 --> 00:13:38,100
Now, everybody eat up 'cause
616
00:13:38,103 --> 00:13:40,243
it's for a good cause.
617
00:13:40,241 --> 00:13:41,761
>> All right!
618
00:13:41,758 --> 00:13:44,028
>> Thank you.
619
00:13:44,034 --> 00:13:46,074
>> Man, I can't believe you got
620
00:13:46,068 --> 00:13:46,998
me involved in giving people
621
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:47,970
food poisoning again.
622
00:13:47,965 --> 00:13:49,305
>> Tee Tee, at least somebody
623
00:13:49,310 --> 00:13:50,380
appreciates your ass for
624
00:13:50,379 --> 00:13:51,029
something.
625
00:13:51,034 --> 00:13:52,484
Can't that be enough, bro?
626
00:13:52,482 --> 00:13:53,722
>> You're a monster, man.
627
00:13:53,724 --> 00:13:54,794
>> Hey, not just me.
628
00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:55,663
Your fingerprints is on that
629
00:13:55,655 --> 00:13:56,825
meat, okay?
630
00:13:56,827 --> 00:13:57,827
Now take these special chicken
631
00:13:57,827 --> 00:13:58,617
burgers over to the first- and
632
00:13:58,620 --> 00:13:59,620
second-string quarterbacks.
633
00:13:59,620 --> 00:14:02,860
Go.
634
00:14:02,862 --> 00:14:03,592
[woman laughing]
635
00:14:03,586 --> 00:14:04,376
>> Hey!
636
00:14:04,379 --> 00:14:06,689
>> Hey!
>> Too late.
637
00:14:06,689 --> 00:14:08,999
>> Too late.
638
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:09,860
>> Huh?
639
00:14:09,862 --> 00:14:11,762
>> Thanks, Tee Tee.
640
00:14:11,758 --> 00:14:12,758
>> Oh, man.
641
00:14:12,758 --> 00:14:16,138
>> Damn it, Tee Tee!
642
00:14:16,137 --> 00:14:17,717
Here.
643
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:18,724
There's two more, okay?
644
00:14:18,724 --> 00:14:20,214
>> See, this is how it starts.
645
00:14:20,206 --> 00:14:20,896
>> Yes.
646
00:14:20,896 --> 00:14:22,276
>> Yes.
And this is how it ends.
647
00:14:22,275 --> 00:14:26,065
And this is how it ends.
648
00:14:26,068 --> 00:14:26,968
>> I liked the part about the
649
00:14:26,965 --> 00:14:27,615
Dick.
650
00:14:27,620 --> 00:14:28,280
It was good.
651
00:14:28,275 --> 00:14:29,335
It was just a lot of Dick.
652
00:14:29,344 --> 00:14:30,104
>> Babe, that was, like, the
653
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:30,863
whole theme of my speech.
654
00:14:30,862 --> 00:14:32,282
>> No, I dig-- I dig it.
655
00:14:32,275 --> 00:14:34,855
>> My lady!
656
00:14:34,862 --> 00:14:37,002
>> [clears throat]
657
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,140
>> Everything good?
658
00:14:38,137 --> 00:14:38,997
>> Everything's great.
659
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:39,970
Spadonnay is open seven days a
660
00:14:39,965 --> 00:14:40,785
week now.
661
00:14:40,793 --> 00:14:41,523
>> Oh, Sunday hours?
662
00:14:41,517 --> 00:14:42,337
>> 12:00 to 6:00.
663
00:14:42,344 --> 00:14:43,214
>> Post-church crowd?
664
00:14:43,206 --> 00:14:44,376
>> Glory!
665
00:14:44,379 --> 00:14:46,069
[clears throat]
666
00:14:46,068 --> 00:14:47,858
>> No, no! Don't do that.
667
00:14:47,862 --> 00:14:49,792
[sighs] This isn't cool.
668
00:14:49,793 --> 00:14:51,313
>> So, everything good, Rog?
669
00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:52,340
>> Yeah!
670
00:14:52,344 --> 00:14:53,454
Yeah, not bad.
671
00:14:53,448 --> 00:14:54,658
I mean, I'm still looking for
672
00:14:54,655 --> 00:14:55,615
something, but, you know, the
673
00:14:55,620 --> 00:14:56,280
market is--
674
00:14:56,275 --> 00:14:58,025
>> Roger is doing fantastic.
675
00:14:58,034 --> 00:14:59,174
He's being courted by major
676
00:14:59,172 --> 00:15:00,172
teams.
677
00:15:00,172 --> 00:15:01,382
>> Really? Which ones?
678
00:15:01,379 --> 00:15:02,449
>> I said major ones.
679
00:15:02,448 --> 00:15:05,308
Parlez-vous "Englay" or no?
680
00:15:05,310 --> 00:15:06,070
>> The Argonauts and Blue
681
00:15:06,068 --> 00:15:06,998
Bombers, actually.
682
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,720
>> Canadian teams.
683
00:15:09,724 --> 00:15:10,624
Ooh.
684
00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:11,310
>> No, no, no.
685
00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:12,790
It's-- It's not-- It's--
686
00:15:12,793 --> 00:15:13,663
It's not bad.
687
00:15:13,655 --> 00:15:14,655
It's-- It's not bad.
688
00:15:14,655 --> 00:15:15,305
>> Come on.
689
00:15:15,310 --> 00:15:16,000
>> It's not--
690
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:16,660
>> Come on. Come on.
691
00:15:16,655 --> 00:15:17,305
>> It's really--
692
00:15:17,310 --> 00:15:18,000
It's really not bad.
693
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:18,660
>> Come on, come on.
694
00:15:18,655 --> 00:15:19,305
>> It's not--
695
00:15:19,310 --> 00:15:20,100
>> Come on, come on, come on,
696
00:15:20,103 --> 00:15:20,863
come on, come on.
697
00:15:20,862 --> 00:15:21,832
Come on. Come on.
698
00:15:21,827 --> 00:15:22,857
Come on.
699
00:15:22,862 --> 00:15:23,932
[distorted]: Come on.
700
00:15:23,931 --> 00:15:25,001
Come on.
701
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:25,790
>> [distorted]: No, no, really,
702
00:15:25,793 --> 00:15:26,413
it's...
703
00:15:26,413 --> 00:15:27,173
>> Come on, come on.
704
00:15:27,172 --> 00:15:28,552
Come on. Come on. Come on.
705
00:15:28,551 --> 00:15:29,211
>> It's bad.
706
00:15:29,206 --> 00:15:29,996
>> There you go.
707
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:33,450
>> There you go.
>> Excuse us, okay?
708
00:15:33,448 --> 00:15:37,448
>> Excuse us, okay?
709
00:15:37,448 --> 00:15:38,928
What the hell was that?
710
00:15:38,931 --> 00:15:40,101
>> What are you talking about?
711
00:15:40,103 --> 00:15:41,453
>> "It-- It's bad"?
712
00:15:41,448 --> 00:15:42,138
Stuttering and all of that?
713
00:15:42,137 --> 00:15:42,827
Really?
714
00:15:42,827 --> 00:15:43,967
What happened to your swag?
715
00:15:43,965 --> 00:15:45,405
You just made me look crazy in a
716
00:15:45,413 --> 00:15:46,723
tight-ass suit.
717
00:15:46,724 --> 00:15:47,624
>> Is that all you care about?
718
00:15:47,620 --> 00:15:48,660
How you look in front of your
719
00:15:48,655 --> 00:15:49,615
ex, Jason?
720
00:15:49,620 --> 00:15:52,380
>> No, 'cause I look good.
721
00:15:52,379 --> 00:15:53,789
[scoffs]
722
00:15:53,793 --> 00:15:54,553
You know what, Roger?
723
00:15:54,551 --> 00:15:56,071
Honestly, maybe I'm just not
724
00:15:56,068 --> 00:15:56,998
ready for this yet.
725
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,000
Maybe I'm just forcing this
726
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,210
whole thing.
727
00:15:59,206 --> 00:16:01,066
>> [scoffs]
728
00:16:01,068 --> 00:16:03,378
Wow.
729
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:04,069
That was definitely not the
730
00:16:04,068 --> 00:16:07,238
answer I was looking for.
731
00:16:07,241 --> 00:16:08,001
I thought we could have
732
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,860
something.
733
00:16:09,862 --> 00:16:12,692
>> So did I.
734
00:16:12,689 --> 00:16:15,169
>> So did I.
>> [scoffs]
735
00:16:15,172 --> 00:16:18,342
>> [scoffs]
736
00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:19,314
And this suit is not tight,
737
00:16:19,310 --> 00:16:20,520
by the way.
738
00:16:20,517 --> 00:16:22,477
It's European cut.
739
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,342
[laughter]
740
00:16:25,344 --> 00:16:26,454
>> [laughing]
741
00:16:26,448 --> 00:16:28,928
Ooh!
742
00:16:28,931 --> 00:16:31,001
>> I just raised over a half a
743
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,410
million dollars!
744
00:16:32,413 --> 00:16:33,763
>> And I made baby Roger look
745
00:16:33,758 --> 00:16:34,758
like a boob!
746
00:16:34,758 --> 00:16:35,408
>> [laughs]
747
00:16:35,413 --> 00:16:36,213
We both won!
748
00:16:36,206 --> 00:16:36,966
>> Mm!
749
00:16:36,965 --> 00:16:37,995
>> And now we just need to make
750
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,380
sure we win tomorrow's game, and
751
00:16:40,379 --> 00:16:41,929
you will be permanent head
752
00:16:41,931 --> 00:16:42,761
coach.
753
00:16:42,758 --> 00:16:43,618
>> That's right.
754
00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:44,900
Herbie's gonna have to kiss my
755
00:16:44,896 --> 00:16:46,856
beige ass!
756
00:16:46,862 --> 00:16:48,242
Freaky old bastard will probably
757
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:49,281
like it.
758
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:50,545
>> Oh, he would.
759
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,101
He absolutely would.
760
00:16:52,103 --> 00:16:53,903
It's just another one of his
761
00:16:53,896 --> 00:16:54,896
things.
762
00:16:54,896 --> 00:16:55,896
>> Oh...
763
00:16:55,896 --> 00:16:56,926
[phone ringing]
764
00:16:56,931 --> 00:17:00,311
Oh!
765
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:01,550
Papa Joe!
766
00:17:01,551 --> 00:17:02,211
What's going on, man?
767
00:17:02,206 --> 00:17:04,896
[vomiting]
768
00:17:04,896 --> 00:17:05,546
>> Good.
769
00:17:05,550 --> 00:17:06,340
[groans]
770
00:17:06,344 --> 00:17:07,794
I don't think a bunch of us are
771
00:17:07,792 --> 00:17:08,962
gonna make it to the game
772
00:17:08,964 --> 00:17:10,144
tomorrow.
773
00:17:10,137 --> 00:17:10,827
>> What?
774
00:17:10,827 --> 00:17:12,927
[flatulence, coughing]
775
00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:13,961
>> Pretty...
776
00:17:13,964 --> 00:17:16,624
[panting]
777
00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:17,659
Pretty sure a couple of us got
778
00:17:17,655 --> 00:17:19,995
food poisoning.
779
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,100
[retching]
780
00:17:21,103 --> 00:17:22,453
>> Oh, dear God.
781
00:17:22,448 --> 00:17:23,238
>> It's our third drink.
782
00:17:23,241 --> 00:17:23,931
>> That's crazy.
783
00:17:23,931 --> 00:17:24,591
>> I know!
784
00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:26,096
Every time that they did it...
785
00:17:26,103 --> 00:17:27,213
>> How much I relived it.
786
00:17:27,205 --> 00:17:28,065
>> That was the best time ever.
787
00:17:28,068 --> 00:17:28,788
>> That was nice.
788
00:17:28,793 --> 00:17:29,623
>> Let's do that again.
789
00:17:29,620 --> 00:17:31,310
>> Okay.
790
00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:32,900
♪ You've lost that
791
00:17:32,896 --> 00:17:34,166
♪ Lovin' feelin'
792
00:17:34,172 --> 00:17:36,212
[knocking on door]
793
00:17:36,206 --> 00:17:40,966
♪ Whoa, that lovin' feelin'
794
00:17:40,965 --> 00:17:42,065
♪ You've lost that
795
00:17:42,068 --> 00:17:43,898
♪ Lovin' feelin'
796
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:48,066
♪ Now it's gone, gone, gone
797
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:51,758
♪ Now it's gone, gone, gone
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa
798
00:17:51,758 --> 00:17:53,408
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa
799
00:17:53,413 --> 00:17:55,003
>> [grunts]
800
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,690
♪ Baby, baby
801
00:17:56,689 --> 00:17:59,209
♪ I get down on my knees
802
00:17:59,206 --> 00:18:00,546
♪ For you
803
00:18:00,551 --> 00:18:01,791
>> Yeah, that's what I'm talking
804
00:18:01,793 --> 00:18:02,593
about.
805
00:18:02,586 --> 00:18:03,336
>> [shrieks]
806
00:18:03,344 --> 00:18:04,214
You're filthy.
807
00:18:04,206 --> 00:18:05,166
>> Get up here.
808
00:18:05,172 --> 00:18:07,762
♪ If you would only love me
809
00:18:07,758 --> 00:18:09,098
>> Hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey.
810
00:18:09,103 --> 00:18:11,863
>> ♪ Like you used to do
811
00:18:11,862 --> 00:18:12,622
>> I got you.
812
00:18:12,620 --> 00:18:13,280
>> Come here.
813
00:18:13,275 --> 00:18:14,855
[laughing]
814
00:18:14,862 --> 00:18:15,552
>> Hey.
815
00:18:15,551 --> 00:18:16,311
>> Let go!
816
00:18:16,310 --> 00:18:18,240
>> ♪ We got a love, a love
817
00:18:18,241 --> 00:18:19,451
♪ A love you don't find
818
00:18:19,448 --> 00:18:20,788
♪ Every day
819
00:18:20,793 --> 00:18:22,003
>> [shrieks]
820
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,930
>> [laughing]
821
00:18:23,931 --> 00:18:25,141
>> My baby daddy.
822
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:26,377
>> Ooh!
823
00:18:26,379 --> 00:18:29,549
♪ Don't let it slip away
824
00:18:29,551 --> 00:18:32,791
[laughing]
825
00:18:32,793 --> 00:18:33,663
Whoo!
826
00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:34,685
>> ♪ Baby
827
00:18:34,689 --> 00:18:35,659
>> ♪ Baby
828
00:18:35,655 --> 00:18:36,305
>> Hey.
829
00:18:36,310 --> 00:18:37,210
>> ♪ Baby
830
00:18:37,206 --> 00:18:38,066
>> ♪ Baby
831
00:18:38,068 --> 00:18:39,098
>> Okay! Oh, hey, hey!
832
00:18:39,103 --> 00:18:40,343
Okay, now, fellas.
833
00:18:40,344 --> 00:18:41,344
Yeah, I know y'all both still
834
00:18:41,344 --> 00:18:43,104
want some, but we got to...
835
00:18:43,103 --> 00:18:44,863
got to play nice.
836
00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:45,522
Okay?
837
00:18:45,517 --> 00:18:46,167
>> Play nice.
838
00:18:46,172 --> 00:18:47,002
He wasn't playing nice when he
839
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,140
was bangin' my woman behind my
840
00:18:48,137 --> 00:18:48,827
back.
841
00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:49,757
>> Say what?
842
00:18:49,758 --> 00:18:50,758
>> You heard me.
843
00:18:50,758 --> 00:18:51,718
>> She was mine first.
844
00:18:51,724 --> 00:18:53,004
Y'all was just friends.
845
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,100
>> Oh, so that's-- that's the
846
00:18:54,103 --> 00:18:55,073
excuse that you're using?
847
00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:55,968
>> Uh, no, that's the truth.
848
00:18:55,965 --> 00:18:57,095
>> Oh, that's the truth?
849
00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:58,623
>> Hey, who wants more vodka?
850
00:18:58,620 --> 00:18:59,550
[chuckles] I do.
851
00:18:59,551 --> 00:19:00,971
>> Hey, go ahead.
852
00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:01,895
Go ahead. Go ahead.
853
00:19:01,896 --> 00:19:02,586
>> You know what?
854
00:19:02,586 --> 00:19:03,336
You and me, we need to settle
855
00:19:03,344 --> 00:19:05,104
this once and for all seriously.
856
00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:05,793
>> [coughing]
857
00:19:05,793 --> 00:19:06,903
>> Serious.
858
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,306
>> What, you gonna shoot me with
859
00:19:08,310 --> 00:19:11,240
a gun now?
860
00:19:11,241 --> 00:19:12,621
>> Nah, dawg, I was gonna put
861
00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:13,830
the gun down so you and me can
862
00:19:13,827 --> 00:19:14,997
fight like men.
863
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:15,760
Understand?
864
00:19:15,758 --> 00:19:16,588
>> Then, why you still holding
865
00:19:16,586 --> 00:19:17,236
it?
866
00:19:17,241 --> 00:19:18,001
>> Ah, come on, Rick.
867
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:18,830
Ain't nobody trying to shoot
868
00:19:18,827 --> 00:19:19,477
you, man!
869
00:19:19,482 --> 00:19:20,312
>> Hey, hey, hey, hey, Pookie!
870
00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:21,170
Look, it ain't even that kind of
871
00:19:21,172 --> 00:19:21,862
party.
872
00:19:21,862 --> 00:19:22,622
>> Baby, that's what I'm trying
873
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:23,240
to tell him.
874
00:19:23,241 --> 00:19:24,001
Hey, ain't nobody want to shoot
875
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:24,620
you, Rick.
876
00:19:24,620 --> 00:19:25,620
[chuckles]
877
00:19:25,620 --> 00:19:26,830
Nobody want to shoot you, man.
878
00:19:26,827 --> 00:19:27,827
Look, look, I'll tell you what.
879
00:19:27,827 --> 00:19:29,587
Matter of fact, matter of fact,
880
00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:30,616
here.
881
00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:32,000
You can take it.
882
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:35,030
Go ahead. Take it.
883
00:19:35,034 --> 00:19:36,244
It's yours.
884
00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:36,931
[gunshot]
885
00:19:36,931 --> 00:19:37,591
>> Aah!
886
00:19:37,586 --> 00:19:38,406
Oh, God!
887
00:19:38,413 --> 00:19:40,143
Oh, God!
Oh, my God!
888
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:46,097
Oh, my God!
889
00:19:46,103 --> 00:19:49,243
Oh, my God!
♪♪
890
00:19:49,293 --> 00:19:53,843
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