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>> KEIRA: Mm.
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Okay, now I totally get
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the Malik Ride experience.
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>> Yeah, yeah, good.
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Let's go again.
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>> Again?
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>> Yeah, we only did it four
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times.
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>> Uh, three and a half.
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I forgot to tell you thanks for
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the half.
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>> [moaning]
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>> Mm, Malik.
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>> Uh, say my name again, baby.
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>> TASHA: Malik!
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>> KEIRA: [gasps]
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>> Mama?
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>> Keira?
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>> Tasha?
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>> Kai?
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>> Lord!
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>> Lord!
>> MALIK: [sighing]
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>> MALIK: [sighing]
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>> MALIK: [sighing]
>> ♪
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>> ♪
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>> ♪
>> [unintelligible lyrics]
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>> [unintelligible lyrics]
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>> [unintelligible lyrics]
>> [sparkler sizzling]
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>> [sparkler sizzling]
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>> Another piece of cake,
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Chardonnay?
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>> Roger, I can't apologize to
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you enough.
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I mean, if it wasn't for me
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convincing you to write
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that horrible statement, your
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daddy never woulda fired you.
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>> Yeah, you did pretty much get
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me fired.
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I'm just kidding.
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>> [laughing]
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>> I got exactly what I needed.
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A swift kick out of the nest.
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So now I'm free to do whatever
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it is I wanna do.
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>> Well, then I'm glad I helped
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you get fired.
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>> Hey, um, I was thinkin' about
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goin' to Aspen next week.
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Just me and a few of my friends.
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You wanna come?
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>> Um, I can't.
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I have a spa expo thing I gotta
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get to.
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Unfortunately November's spa
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season is kinda like
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the accountants' April.
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>> Okay, that's too bad.
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>> Mm-hmm.
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Want some more cake?
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>> Wherever could granny be?
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Granny?!
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Show your ass, big bad wolf.
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>> Roar.
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>> [gasps]
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>> Wherever is Goldilocks?
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>> Goldilocks?
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I'm Little Red Riding Hood.
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>> Right, right.
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>> Jason.
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What's on your mind?
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>> [groaning] Job security.
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Roger keeps promising me if
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I got the team to the playoffs
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as interim coach, he'd make me
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head coach.
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But now there's a new owner
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comin' in so it's just like,
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who knows?
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>> You can't live in that space,
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Jason.
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So instead of spinning your
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wheels, let's be proactive.
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Let's find out who the new
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owners are gonna be and win
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them over.
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>> Um, in case you hadn't
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noticed, Kelly, people don't
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like me very much.
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>> No, no. I've noticed.
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>> Okay.
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So unless the new owners are
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buttholes like me, I'm up
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crab's creek.
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>> What if they are you?
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>> What do you mean?
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Buy the Sabers?
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>> Magic did it with
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the Dodgers.
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For the Sabers you could do it
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for a whole lot less.
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>> Huh.
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Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh,
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huh, huh.
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I did hide a lot of money
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from you in the divorce--not
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that much.
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Not enough to buy a football
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team, or re-do the bathroom.
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Don't get any bright ideas.
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>> Well, I actually made a lot
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of money connections when
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we were divorced.
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I think that I could bring
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them in.
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>> Okay. Okay.
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We'd still need someone
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to--legitimize the group.
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You know, a front office type
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guy like Baby Roger.
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>> [gasps] Perfect.
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>> No, no, no.
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I said 'like' Baby Roger.
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The actual Baby Roger hates me.
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>> Well, then you have to make
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him like you.
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That's your specialty.
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That and sniffin' butts.
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[giggles]
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>> You know what?
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You're right.
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I'm gonna go talk to him.
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But first, I'm gonna huff
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and I'm gonna puff.
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And blow your thong off!
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[howling]
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>> KELLY: [giggling]
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>> JASON: [howling continues]
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>> Okay, so how much did your
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mom see?
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Keira's booty? Her breasts?
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A nip?
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All right, describe it slow.
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>> Dawg, who in the hell cares,
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all right?
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My mama's walked in me
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havin' orgies.
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I don't give a damn about that.
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My real problem is after me and
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Keira gettin' it in for five
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times, I ain't shed a tear yet,
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Tee Tee.
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>> Hm.
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>> When me and Yana did it,
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I cried.
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That's how I knew I loved
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her, man.
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But with Keira,
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it's nothin', dawg.
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It's a damn drought.
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>> Okay, I think the real issue
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here might be that you're
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a grown man who cries
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durin' sex.
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>> Okay, pause, I wasn't
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boo-hooin'.
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I shed a tear, as in one of them
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damn things.
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>> All right.
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If you ask me, I think you
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mighta let Yana get in your head
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a little bit.
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I mean, she told you, you don't
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know how to love and now you're
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questioning everything all
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of a sudden.
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>> No, no.
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I'm in my head because of all
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the damn sacrifice and drama
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I just went through to get
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Keira's ass.
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The elevator brawl,
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the suspension.
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My team is lookin' at me like
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I'm a damn scumbag.
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And after all of that, Tee Tee,
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dawg, there is a possibility
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that we're not even a match.
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That's a hard pill to
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swallow, man.
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>> [phone vibrating]
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>> Oh, look who decided to
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call first.
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Ma, I said I'd watch her at
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11 o'clock.
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You the one who showed up at
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10:30.
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Yeah, Kai ain't gonna remember
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what it looks like, Mama.
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Dang.
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>> Look, Malik.
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I know you a grown-ass man.
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Yes, with some grown-ass body
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parts, okay?
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But we are all mature adults.
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Which is why I wanna invite you
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and Keira over for dinner.
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Because I'm a mature-ass mama.
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>> All right, ma, okay.
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We'll be there tomorrow night.
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And yes, we'll have our clothes
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on, okay?
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Man.
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>> [knock on door]
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>> Well, you two are here
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already.
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>> Ma, we late.
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What you talkin' about?
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>> Well, late is the Black
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people's early, so come on in.
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Two little love birds.
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>> [sighs] Lord.
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>> Malik?
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>> Tasha.
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>> Keira.
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>> Lord.
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Yana, what you doin' here?
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>> Well, your--
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>> You remember Yana was tryin'
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to put together that
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exercise DVD?
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Well, I realized that I have
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a lotta money, but I can always
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use more.
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So, why not invest in somethin'
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that's good, you know, somethin'
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that's real, and obesity
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is big, y'all.
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It's big.
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>> Okay, well, you know what?
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Yana, it's good to see you.
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Me and Keira are gonna bounce.
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>> Nonsense.
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Come on, y'all.
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Look, I have ordered dinner.
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And it's expensive, too.
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So I just thought you know,
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maybe we could all stay here
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and just kinda, you know,
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chop it up a little bit.
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>> [laughing] Okay, really?
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That's...that's...that's what
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you just...you just thought.
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Yeah, okay, why not?
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I'm a fan of food and I would
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love to see how this is gonna
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play out.
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>> Yana, I don't think that
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we've formally met.
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I'm Keira.
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>> Hi.
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>> Nice to meet you.
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>> We're together.
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>> I got that.
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>> [knock on door]
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>> Well, that must be
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the expensive food I was talkin'
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about.
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>> Oh, let me help you
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with that.
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>> TASHA: Okay.
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>> Look here, I know what you're
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tryin' to do.
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>> Well, good, okay.
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'Cause I told yo ass to stay
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the hell away from my son,
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but obviously you missed that
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message.
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So now, I gotta bring out
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the big guns, little girl.
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Pow! Pow! Pow!
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>> I'm so scared.
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Well, you better shoot to kill.
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>> Oh, well.
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Looks like I already have.
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>> Like 90, like maybe even
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92 percent, you know?
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>> Well, do you want me to
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check it?
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>> Yeah, check it out and see.
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>> [knock at door]
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>> [sighing]
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>> Malik, are you okay?
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>> Yeah. Hell, yeah.
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I ain't...I ain't cryin',
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if that's what you askin'.
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if that's what you askin'.
[sniffles]
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[sniffles]
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>> Chardonnay.
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>> Hey, Tee Tee.
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>> You are lookin' lovely this
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evening.
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>> Thank you.
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Let's just hope my date thinks
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so, too.
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Look, he looks like a regular
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guy, right?
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>> Hm.
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>> Hoo, he handsome.
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The profile says that he is
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a charming intellect trapped
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inside an athlete's body.
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Yes! His name is--
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>> BOTH: --Chase Billings.
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>> How do you do?
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>> What?!
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Not even close, Tee Tee.
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Really?
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>> Okay, look.
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I gotta do the catfish thing to
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protect myself online.
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You know there's a whole
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segment of single women with
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deformities?
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>> Hm.
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>> Look, I love "Total Recall,"
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but two breasts is my limit.
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>> Well, I'm sorry, Chase--
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I mean Tee Tee, but I didn't
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sign up for this.
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>> Oh, you just think you're
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better than me.
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>> A little.
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The truth is, is that I met this
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guy and I panicked.
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Now, I know I'm ready to start
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datin' again, but I just don't
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know if I'm ready to date
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this guy.
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>> Why not?
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Does he have three testicles?
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There's a whole segment of
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single men with deformities,
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too.
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>> Tee Tee, I-I-I think he has
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two testicles, but,
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I mean, who knows?
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But what I do know is that he's
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smart.
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He's driven and he's handsome
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as hell.
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And he makes me laugh.
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>> But--
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>> But he's in the football
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world.
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And after everything that
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happened with me and Jason,
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I just can't allow myself to
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get pulled back into that.
360
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That almost--destroyed me.
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>> Where else are you gonna
362
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find him?
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Look, for better or worse,
364
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this is where you at.
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The real question is--is he
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everything you're lookin' for?
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>> He could be.
368
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>> I know you've been through
369
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a lot and I know you're scared.
370
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But don't you deserve a chance
371
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But don't you deserve a chance
at real happiness?
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at real happiness?
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>> Yeah.
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Go ahead, Tee Tee, with your
375
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advice.
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>> [laughing] Well, you know?
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>> [laughing] Thank you,
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Mr. Billings.
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>> You're welcome.
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Wait, hold on, beautiful.
381
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>> What?
382
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>> We can still smash, right?
383
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>> [tsks] Boy!
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>> [tsks] Boy!
Bye, Tee Tee.
385
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Bye, Tee Tee.
386
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>> [sighing] All right, Tinder,
387
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>> [sighing] All right, Tinder,
who we got next?
388
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who we got next?
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>> Mm, this mac and cheese is
390
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everything.
391
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>> Girl, this is room service
392
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mac and cheese and it is
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anything but everything.
394
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Yuck.
395
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Yana, why don't you tell us
396
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about your recent career moves,
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honey.
398
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>> Oh, well, uh, I was recently
399
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made trainer for the Padres.
400
00:09:30,724 --> 00:09:32,664
>> Oh, damn. San Diego Padres.
401
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Wow, that's...that's big.
402
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Congrats on that.
403
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>> Please, that is huge.
404
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That's that baseball money.
405
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Okay, this girl is goin' places.
406
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Keira, where you goin'?
407
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I ain't seen you on the big
408
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screen, small screen.
409
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Hell, you ain't even on my cell
410
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phone screen.
411
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Hello.
412
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>> [chuckles] Actually, I did
413
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a national commercial.
414
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But you've probably been so busy
415
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tryin' to bounce back from all
416
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that baby fat, you haven't had
417
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a chance to see it.
418
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>> MALIK: [choking]
419
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>> Oh, maybe Yana can help you
420
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with that.
421
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>> I-I-I think I've actually
422
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seen that commercial a bunch of
423
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times.
424
00:10:00,413 --> 00:10:01,663
Yeah, it looks, ah, really fun.
425
00:10:01,655 --> 00:10:02,925
>> It was.
426
00:10:02,931 --> 00:10:03,691
>> Yeah, that's the one she did
427
00:10:03,689 --> 00:10:05,999
with her fiancé, mm-hmm,
428
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,310
up until about two weeks ago
429
00:10:07,310 --> 00:10:08,930
before she traded players.
430
00:10:08,931 --> 00:10:09,901
And look at her now.
431
00:10:09,896 --> 00:10:10,756
She's just sittin' over here
432
00:10:10,758 --> 00:10:11,998
with my son, huh?
433
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,000
>> KEIRA: Okay.
434
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>> I'm tellin' you, Malik, you
435
00:10:13,862 --> 00:10:14,592
better keep your commercials
436
00:10:14,586 --> 00:10:15,446
away from this one.
437
00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,518
That girl ain't loyal.
438
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Once she's in, she's out. Ha.
439
00:10:18,137 --> 00:10:19,337
>> Keira just booked a big
440
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network pilot, all right?
441
00:10:20,206 --> 00:10:20,966
She done with commercials,
442
00:10:20,965 --> 00:10:21,825
all right?
443
00:10:21,827 --> 00:10:22,997
>> Actually it's, um, it's for
444
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cable.
445
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:24,900
>> Yeah, exactly.
446
00:10:24,896 --> 00:10:25,656
See, cable's what's hot
447
00:10:25,655 --> 00:10:26,545
right now.
448
00:10:26,551 --> 00:10:27,621
"Game of Thrones,"
449
00:10:27,620 --> 00:10:28,480
"Walking Dead,"
450
00:10:28,482 --> 00:10:30,002
It's all about cable.
451
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,030
>> No, it's, um, it's for
452
00:10:32,034 --> 00:10:34,454
the role of a pilot in, um,
453
00:10:34,448 --> 00:10:36,478
a web series, uh, called
454
00:10:36,482 --> 00:10:39,242
"Cable."
455
00:10:39,241 --> 00:10:41,001
And I passed on it, okay?
456
00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,550
>> TASHA: Mm, mm, mm!
457
00:10:42,551 --> 00:10:44,451
>> Okay, this is just what
458
00:10:44,448 --> 00:10:46,278
I thought it was gonna be.
459
00:10:46,275 --> 00:10:47,615
So, you're not feelin' her
460
00:10:47,620 --> 00:10:49,070
and you invited me over to throw
461
00:10:49,068 --> 00:10:50,068
a wrench in the situation.
462
00:10:50,068 --> 00:10:51,448
It's very Shakespearean,
463
00:10:51,448 --> 00:10:52,928
or "Bad Girls Club" of you.
464
00:10:52,931 --> 00:10:54,071
Not exactly sure which.
465
00:10:54,068 --> 00:10:58,518
But I am gonna pass.
466
00:10:58,517 --> 00:11:00,237
Take care.
467
00:11:00,241 --> 00:11:01,621
>> Wow.
468
00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:02,450
Now you see this one right here,
469
00:11:02,448 --> 00:11:03,898
that's a smart girl.
470
00:11:03,896 --> 00:11:04,826
Done broke down my whole
471
00:11:04,827 --> 00:11:06,027
operation.
472
00:11:06,034 --> 00:11:07,034
And you just gonna let her walk
473
00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:08,004
out your life again.
474
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,000
Dammit.
475
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,140
Look, your career is at an end,
476
00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:11,277
okay?
477
00:11:11,275 --> 00:11:12,305
All right, you need somebody
478
00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:13,280
that you can have a future with.
479
00:11:13,275 --> 00:11:14,925
That you can build a decent life
480
00:11:14,931 --> 00:11:16,031
with, okay, that knows a good
481
00:11:16,034 --> 00:11:17,594
mac and cheese for God's sakes.
482
00:11:17,586 --> 00:11:18,446
>> Mama, look, you need to
483
00:11:18,448 --> 00:11:19,308
stop, okay?
484
00:11:19,310 --> 00:11:20,030
>> Stop what?
485
00:11:20,034 --> 00:11:22,284
Kickin' the ballistics?
486
00:11:22,275 --> 00:11:23,165
Hope you're happy now.
487
00:11:23,172 --> 00:11:24,102
She gone.
488
00:11:24,103 --> 00:11:25,033
>> Okay listen up, mama,
489
00:11:25,034 --> 00:11:25,974
'cause I'ma only say this to
490
00:11:25,965 --> 00:11:26,825
you one time.
491
00:11:26,827 --> 00:11:28,097
I know good and damn well where
492
00:11:28,103 --> 00:11:29,173
my career is headed 'cause I'm
493
00:11:29,172 --> 00:11:30,282
the only one that's livin' it.
494
00:11:30,275 --> 00:11:31,235
And as for who I lay with at
495
00:11:31,241 --> 00:11:32,281
night, that's my damn business
496
00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:33,305
and you ain't never gonna have
497
00:11:33,310 --> 00:11:35,140
a say in that, okay?
498
00:11:35,137 --> 00:11:36,207
Me and Yana had our time and
499
00:11:36,206 --> 00:11:38,166
that's ended, all right?
500
00:11:38,172 --> 00:11:39,002
If you think she's such a good
501
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:39,860
damn catch, why don't you go
502
00:11:39,862 --> 00:11:40,762
holler at her 'cause I think
503
00:11:40,758 --> 00:11:41,658
she still goes both ways.
504
00:11:41,655 --> 00:11:42,755
Now as for this beautiful lady
505
00:11:42,758 --> 00:11:44,098
right here, this is my woman.
506
00:11:44,103 --> 00:11:45,243
And if you can't act right
507
00:11:45,241 --> 00:11:46,341
around us then you don't need
508
00:11:46,344 --> 00:11:48,834
around us then you don't need
to be around us--at all!
509
00:11:48,827 --> 00:11:50,827
to be around us--at all!
510
00:11:50,827 --> 00:11:53,207
to be around us--at all!
>> Dinner was lovely.
511
00:11:53,206 --> 00:11:59,066
>> Dinner was lovely.
512
00:11:59,068 --> 00:12:00,138
>> I don't know about doin'
513
00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:01,337
business with you, Jason.
514
00:12:01,344 --> 00:12:02,834
You can be a little messy.
515
00:12:02,827 --> 00:12:03,827
>> Well, I'll wear one of your
516
00:12:03,827 --> 00:12:05,377
bibs, Baby Ro-- [laughing]
517
00:12:05,379 --> 00:12:08,309
I am well aware of my many
518
00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:09,410
deficiencies.
519
00:12:09,413 --> 00:12:10,623
>> [knock at door]
520
00:12:10,620 --> 00:12:12,140
>> Okay.
521
00:12:12,137 --> 00:12:13,237
Once you see who's on the other
522
00:12:13,241 --> 00:12:14,141
side of this door, there's no
523
00:12:14,137 --> 00:12:14,997
way you're saying "no" to this
524
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,000
partnership.
525
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,450
A Pitt-y guarantee.
526
00:12:17,448 --> 00:12:18,788
>> ROGER JR.: All right.
527
00:12:18,793 --> 00:12:21,483
>> ROGER JR.: All right.
It's your man.
528
00:12:21,482 --> 00:12:23,832
It's your man.
529
00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:24,997
>> Hello, sir.
530
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:25,970
Come on in.
531
00:12:25,965 --> 00:12:26,925
Welcome.
532
00:12:26,931 --> 00:12:29,001
>> Thank you.
533
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,030
[chuckling]
534
00:12:31,034 --> 00:12:32,974
>> I give you--Mr. Lesser.
535
00:12:32,965 --> 00:12:34,515
>> Oh, stop it, call me Herby.
536
00:12:34,517 --> 00:12:36,137
My father was Mr. Lesser.
537
00:12:36,137 --> 00:12:37,617
It says so on his tombstone.
538
00:12:37,620 --> 00:12:39,970
>> So good to see you.
539
00:12:39,965 --> 00:12:42,445
[squeals] Meet Roger.
540
00:12:42,448 --> 00:12:43,658
>> Oh, pleasure.
541
00:12:43,655 --> 00:12:44,585
>> It's an honor to have you
542
00:12:44,586 --> 00:12:45,546
on board.
543
00:12:45,551 --> 00:12:46,861
>> Oh, when Goldilocks called
544
00:12:46,862 --> 00:12:47,972
Papa Bear and told me what
545
00:12:47,965 --> 00:12:48,925
the deal was, I couldn't
546
00:12:48,931 --> 00:12:50,311
resist it.
547
00:12:50,310 --> 00:12:51,210
[chuckles]
548
00:12:51,206 --> 00:12:52,716
>> Goldilocks and Papa Bear?
549
00:12:52,724 --> 00:12:53,694
>> Oh, it's just little
550
00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:55,789
nicknames.
551
00:12:55,793 --> 00:13:00,453
>> ALL: [laughing]
552
00:13:00,448 --> 00:13:03,098
>> Nicknames are fun.
553
00:13:03,103 --> 00:13:06,033
>> Nicknames are fun.
>> Oh, sit, sit.
554
00:13:06,034 --> 00:13:08,764
>> Oh, sit, sit.
555
00:13:08,758 --> 00:13:11,308
>> That's...no.
556
00:13:11,310 --> 00:13:12,620
That's fine.
557
00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:14,070
>> KELLY: [clears throat]
558
00:13:14,068 --> 00:13:15,168
>> JASON: [clears throat]
559
00:13:15,172 --> 00:13:16,002
>> ROGER JR.: So, Herby?
560
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:16,830
>> Yeah?
561
00:13:16,827 --> 00:13:17,687
>> When did you start
562
00:13:17,689 --> 00:13:18,659
considerin' owning a team?
563
00:13:18,655 --> 00:13:19,785
>> Real estate is my forté,
564
00:13:19,793 --> 00:13:21,003
but when Kel calls you and
565
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,690
demands 200 million, unless you
566
00:13:22,689 --> 00:13:24,379
know the safe word, you cough it
567
00:13:24,379 --> 00:13:25,999
up, you know?
568
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,280
>> KELLY: [laughing]
569
00:13:27,275 --> 00:13:28,445
>> How do you two know each
570
00:13:28,448 --> 00:13:31,028
other again?
571
00:13:31,034 --> 00:13:32,144
I mean, it's important to know
572
00:13:32,137 --> 00:13:33,237
everyone's origin story so when
573
00:13:33,241 --> 00:13:34,341
they ask how the Pitts Group
574
00:13:34,344 --> 00:13:35,764
came together we can tell 'em.
575
00:13:35,758 --> 00:13:37,028
Obviously, I know how we met,
576
00:13:37,034 --> 00:13:38,174
I know how Kelly and I met,
577
00:13:38,172 --> 00:13:39,662
and we just saw how you and
578
00:13:39,655 --> 00:13:40,655
Roger met.
579
00:13:40,655 --> 00:13:41,995
But how...how...how...how did
580
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,240
you two meet?
581
00:13:43,241 --> 00:13:44,861
>> You'll never guess.
582
00:13:44,862 --> 00:13:46,902
My private island.
583
00:13:46,896 --> 00:13:48,136
>> KELLY: [laughing]
584
00:13:48,137 --> 00:13:49,827
>> Yeah, I never would have.
585
00:13:49,827 --> 00:13:50,787
How'd you get there, Kel,
586
00:13:50,793 --> 00:13:52,413
breast stroke?
587
00:13:52,413 --> 00:13:53,453
>> You know, why don't
588
00:13:53,448 --> 00:13:55,028
we discuss numbers?
589
00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:56,034
>> ROGER JR.: So I'm thinkin'
590
00:13:56,034 --> 00:13:57,074
it's gonna take at least a half
591
00:13:57,068 --> 00:13:58,068
a billion dollars to get this
592
00:13:58,068 --> 00:13:58,998
deal done.
593
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,070
And I also have two other
594
00:14:00,068 --> 00:14:01,168
investors that I'd like to bring
595
00:14:01,172 --> 00:14:02,452
into the group as well.
596
00:14:02,448 --> 00:14:03,688
>> HERBY: Use my bank.
597
00:14:03,689 --> 00:14:04,589
Yeah, you know anybody over
598
00:14:04,586 --> 00:14:05,376
there?
599
00:14:05,379 --> 00:14:06,379
>> ROGER: Yeah, no, no, I have--
600
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:07,239
>> HERBY: Okay, let me,
601
00:14:07,241 --> 00:14:08,141
I'll introduce you around--
602
00:14:08,137 --> 00:14:09,097
>> Are you sure that's
603
00:14:09,103 --> 00:14:10,283
an appropriate outfit for this
604
00:14:10,275 --> 00:14:11,515
meeting?
605
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:12,617
I think...I think a button's
606
00:14:12,620 --> 00:14:13,760
missing.
607
00:14:13,758 --> 00:14:15,068
Remember you are representing
608
00:14:15,068 --> 00:14:16,278
the Pitts Group now.
609
00:14:16,275 --> 00:14:17,405
>> Focus, Jason.
610
00:14:17,413 --> 00:14:18,693
>> How can I with your boobs
611
00:14:18,689 --> 00:14:20,099
starin' daggers at everyone.
612
00:14:20,103 --> 00:14:20,903
>> ROGER: Hey, Jason?
613
00:14:20,896 --> 00:14:21,996
>> Mm-hm?
614
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:22,900
>> You okay?
615
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,826
>> You okay?
>> Yeah.
616
00:14:24,827 --> 00:14:27,097
>> Yeah.
617
00:14:27,103 --> 00:14:29,073
Is your arm okay, Herby?
618
00:14:29,068 --> 00:14:30,688
Need a heating pad, or Icy Hot,
619
00:14:30,689 --> 00:14:32,309
or an orthopedist?
620
00:14:32,310 --> 00:14:33,550
>> No, no, no.
621
00:14:33,551 --> 00:14:35,311
I just, ah, always keep a young
622
00:14:35,310 --> 00:14:37,520
friend around to stretch me out.
623
00:14:37,517 --> 00:14:38,897
>> KELLY: [laughs]
624
00:14:38,896 --> 00:14:40,306
>> ROGER JR.: Oh, so that's
625
00:14:40,310 --> 00:14:41,790
your secret.
626
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:43,033
>> Is it, Kel?
627
00:14:43,034 --> 00:14:45,414
Is that his "secret"?
628
00:14:45,413 --> 00:14:47,243
>> So is there a problem--
629
00:14:47,241 --> 00:14:48,761
because you're making everybody
630
00:14:48,758 --> 00:14:50,238
uncomfortable.
631
00:14:50,241 --> 00:14:52,211
>> Oh, I'm sorry, am I?
632
00:14:52,206 --> 00:14:53,446
You know what I would actually
633
00:14:53,448 --> 00:14:54,448
feel a lot more comfortable
634
00:14:54,448 --> 00:14:55,548
if I knew that you and my wife
635
00:14:55,551 --> 00:14:57,281
had never had sex, Papa Bear.
636
00:14:57,275 --> 00:14:58,685
>> Jason, why are you bringing
637
00:14:58,689 --> 00:14:59,759
this up?
638
00:14:59,758 --> 00:15:00,688
>> Oh, my God, you didn't
639
00:15:00,689 --> 00:15:01,829
deny it.
640
00:15:01,827 --> 00:15:03,407
>> Jason, stop!
641
00:15:03,413 --> 00:15:04,453
Okay, look, we dated two
642
00:15:04,448 --> 00:15:05,548
years ago.
643
00:15:05,551 --> 00:15:07,281
You and I weren't together.
644
00:15:07,275 --> 00:15:08,515
>> Jason, it was just a casual
645
00:15:08,517 --> 00:15:09,547
hookup.
646
00:15:09,551 --> 00:15:10,551
>> Herby, you're out of
647
00:15:10,551 --> 00:15:11,621
the group.
648
00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:12,900
Matter of fact, moving forward,
649
00:15:12,896 --> 00:15:14,026
anyone who has slept with
650
00:15:14,034 --> 00:15:15,034
my wife who is not named
651
00:15:15,034 --> 00:15:16,034
Jason Pitts is also out of
652
00:15:16,034 --> 00:15:17,314
the group.
653
00:15:17,310 --> 00:15:18,140
>> I'm outta here.
654
00:15:18,137 --> 00:15:19,407
>> Oh, God, you let Baby Roger
655
00:15:19,413 --> 00:15:20,073
hit it, too.
656
00:15:20,068 --> 00:15:20,968
>> I never slept with
657
00:15:20,965 --> 00:15:21,925
Kelly, Jason.
658
00:15:21,931 --> 00:15:22,861
But thank you for provin'
659
00:15:22,862 --> 00:15:23,692
to me that you are in fact
660
00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:26,899
a very messy man.
661
00:15:26,896 --> 00:15:28,686
>> Herby.
662
00:15:28,689 --> 00:15:30,239
>> See ya around, kid.
663
00:15:30,241 --> 00:15:33,071
>> KELLY: [sighing]
664
00:15:33,068 --> 00:15:34,758
What the hell?!
665
00:15:34,758 --> 00:15:35,998
>> What the hell, you!
666
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,140
We get divorced and you start
667
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:38,687
hittin'--God?
668
00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:40,169
>> I was geriatric curious.
669
00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:41,282
It's a thing.
670
00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:42,545
And it was great!
671
00:15:42,551 --> 00:15:43,481
>> Well, yeah, yeah.
672
00:15:43,482 --> 00:15:44,452
I'm sure he used the same tricks
673
00:15:44,448 --> 00:15:45,998
on you as he did on Cleopatra.
674
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,310
>> You know what, maybe I should
675
00:15:47,310 --> 00:15:48,790
go back to my billionaire ex
676
00:15:48,793 --> 00:15:49,973
and send you trollin' for
677
00:15:49,965 --> 00:15:52,235
another bartender from Fresno.
678
00:15:52,241 --> 00:15:53,071
>> You know what?
679
00:15:53,068 --> 00:15:53,998
I've said some things;
680
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:54,970
you've said some things.
681
00:15:54,965 --> 00:15:55,995
I think we can both agree that
682
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,170
our love has never been
683
00:15:57,172 --> 00:15:59,662
stronger, sweetheart.
684
00:15:59,655 --> 00:16:01,445
Hm?
685
00:16:01,448 --> 00:16:02,618
And I think we can also agree
686
00:16:02,620 --> 00:16:04,450
that buying the team is out.
687
00:16:04,448 --> 00:16:07,998
>> Yeah. I'd say so.
688
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,860
>> Okay.
689
00:16:09,862 --> 00:16:11,002
Back to plan A.
690
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,000
I just have to win every
691
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,030
single game.
692
00:16:13,034 --> 00:16:14,904
Easy peasy.
693
00:16:14,896 --> 00:16:16,966
Easy peasy.
I could use a drink.
694
00:16:16,965 --> 00:16:19,475
I could use a drink.
695
00:16:19,482 --> 00:16:20,862
>> Hey, mister, spare some
696
00:16:20,862 --> 00:16:22,032
change for one of God's
697
00:16:22,034 --> 00:16:24,104
children?
698
00:16:24,103 --> 00:16:25,313
Oh, you're gonna roll the window
699
00:16:25,310 --> 00:16:27,030
up on me!
700
00:16:27,034 --> 00:16:28,314
[imitates spitting]
701
00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:30,790
I hope your brakes fail!
702
00:16:30,793 --> 00:16:34,283
>> [phone vibrating]
703
00:16:34,275 --> 00:16:36,375
>> Ah, no.
704
00:16:36,379 --> 00:16:37,449
>> TASHA: Lil girl, I know you
705
00:16:37,448 --> 00:16:38,518
did not just send me to
706
00:16:38,517 --> 00:16:39,517
voicemail.
707
00:16:39,517 --> 00:16:40,407
I can hear you in there talkin'
708
00:16:40,413 --> 00:16:42,483
I can hear you in there talkin'
to yourself.
709
00:16:42,482 --> 00:16:48,282
to yourself.
710
00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:49,165
>> Hi.
711
00:16:49,172 --> 00:16:51,592
>> Hello.
712
00:16:51,586 --> 00:16:53,826
>> Um, I know you're not just
713
00:16:53,827 --> 00:16:54,997
gonna come in here like dinner
714
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,240
never happened.
715
00:16:57,241 --> 00:16:58,971
>> Look, Keira, the way you and
716
00:16:58,965 --> 00:17:00,825
Malik got together was sloppy.
717
00:17:00,827 --> 00:17:01,997
And I saw how crushed Blue was
718
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,310
after the fact and I don't want
719
00:17:03,310 --> 00:17:06,380
that to happen to my son.
720
00:17:06,378 --> 00:17:07,518
But I know he must be really
721
00:17:07,517 --> 00:17:08,687
feelin' you the way he went to
722
00:17:08,689 --> 00:17:09,759
bat for you 'cause I ain't never
723
00:17:09,758 --> 00:17:10,828
seen him do that for any other
724
00:17:10,827 --> 00:17:13,067
woman--except maybe me.
725
00:17:13,068 --> 00:17:14,408
>> Look, Tasha, the same way
726
00:17:14,413 --> 00:17:15,553
that he has my back, is the same
727
00:17:15,550 --> 00:17:17,030
way that I have his.
728
00:17:17,034 --> 00:17:18,244
We're best friends, okay?
729
00:17:18,241 --> 00:17:19,901
I am not gonna hurt him.
730
00:17:19,896 --> 00:17:20,996
>> How do you know that?
731
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:21,900
>> Because he's not gonna
732
00:17:21,896 --> 00:17:24,856
hurt me.
733
00:17:24,862 --> 00:17:26,482
>> Okay.
734
00:17:26,482 --> 00:17:28,622
Well, now it's time for me to
735
00:17:28,620 --> 00:17:29,930
show you how to make some real
736
00:17:29,931 --> 00:17:32,171
mac and cheese.
737
00:17:32,172 --> 00:17:33,312
>> Oh, it's like a...a family
738
00:17:33,310 --> 00:17:34,660
recipe?
739
00:17:34,655 --> 00:17:36,135
>> Mm, well, it started off with
740
00:17:36,137 --> 00:17:37,547
the Van Drosses and then they
741
00:17:37,551 --> 00:17:38,931
passed it on down to the
742
00:17:38,931 --> 00:17:40,691
Laburts, 'til Andy Stone kept
743
00:17:40,689 --> 00:17:41,719
textin' me and textin' me.
744
00:17:41,724 --> 00:17:42,834
I said, look, until you get
745
00:17:42,827 --> 00:17:44,517
the grated stuff, we ain't
746
00:17:44,517 --> 00:17:46,307
even talkin' no mac and cheese.
747
00:17:46,310 --> 00:17:47,480
>> BOTH: [laughing]
748
00:17:47,482 --> 00:17:48,482
>> Oh, you gonna love
749
00:17:48,482 --> 00:17:50,552
>> Oh, you gonna love
this, girl.
750
00:17:50,551 --> 00:17:51,831
this, girl.
751
00:17:51,827 --> 00:17:54,207
this, girl.
>> [mixed conversations]
752
00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:58,856
>> [mixed conversations]
753
00:17:58,862 --> 00:18:01,282
>> Ooh, crazy night.
754
00:18:01,275 --> 00:18:02,715
I'm glad you called me, though.
755
00:18:02,724 --> 00:18:04,074
>> Good, I really wanted to
756
00:18:04,068 --> 00:18:05,688
talk to you.
757
00:18:05,689 --> 00:18:06,789
>> Without the apology cake?
758
00:18:06,793 --> 00:18:08,763
>> Without the apology cake.
759
00:18:08,758 --> 00:18:10,858
>> BOTH: [laughing]
760
00:18:10,862 --> 00:18:12,072
>> Actually, I called you here
761
00:18:12,068 --> 00:18:13,448
to talk about the ski trip you
762
00:18:13,448 --> 00:18:14,828
invited me on.
763
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,447
>> Oh, so you changed your mind?
764
00:18:16,448 --> 00:18:17,998
>> Well, I'm not accepting
765
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,100
your invitation, but I'm not
766
00:18:19,103 --> 00:18:21,523
declining it either.
767
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,307
>> Okay.
768
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:24,550
So you're not going, but you're
769
00:18:24,551 --> 00:18:26,551
not not going.
770
00:18:26,551 --> 00:18:27,861
>> [laughs] Well, I'm just
771
00:18:27,862 --> 00:18:29,212
changing the location to change
772
00:18:29,206 --> 00:18:30,656
the expectations.
773
00:18:30,655 --> 00:18:31,655
>> I'm listening.
774
00:18:31,655 --> 00:18:34,545
>> Okay, so how about me, you,
775
00:18:34,551 --> 00:18:36,001
and church?
776
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,660
>> Like church, church?
777
00:18:37,655 --> 00:18:39,655
>> Like amen, somebody, church.
778
00:18:39,655 --> 00:18:42,025
>> A church date?
779
00:18:42,034 --> 00:18:43,484
God can be our chaperone.
780
00:18:43,482 --> 00:18:44,792
>> Okay.
781
00:18:44,793 --> 00:18:46,143
>> All right. Yeah.
782
00:18:46,137 --> 00:18:47,967
>> Okay, cool.
783
00:18:47,965 --> 00:18:48,995
I really like your company,
784
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,000
Roger.
785
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,070
I just also know how messy this
786
00:18:51,068 --> 00:18:52,758
situation can get.
787
00:18:52,758 --> 00:18:53,758
You know?
788
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:54,758
>> I, yeah, I understand.
789
00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:56,828
>> I, yeah, I understand.
But I like messy.
790
00:18:56,827 --> 00:19:03,617
But I like messy.
791
00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:04,620
>> Junior.
792
00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:05,720
>> Jason.
793
00:19:05,724 --> 00:19:06,594
>> Kelly.
794
00:19:06,586 --> 00:19:07,586
>> Chardonnay?
795
00:19:07,586 --> 00:19:09,656
>> Chardonnay?
>> Messy.
796
00:19:09,655 --> 00:19:16,855
>> Messy.
797
00:19:16,862 --> 00:19:17,662
>> Oh, I'm starved.
798
00:19:17,655 --> 00:19:18,375
You want some more mac
799
00:19:18,379 --> 00:19:19,209
and cheese?
800
00:19:19,206 --> 00:19:21,476
and cheese?
>> Hell, yeah.
801
00:19:21,482 --> 00:19:24,072
>> Hell, yeah.
802
00:19:24,068 --> 00:19:25,308
>> The sex is all that.
803
00:19:25,310 --> 00:19:27,030
Your mama's on our team now.
804
00:19:27,034 --> 00:19:29,384
My mac and cheese is the bomb.
805
00:19:29,379 --> 00:19:32,169
Everything is perfect.
806
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,242
Everything is perfect.
>> Yup, everything is perfect.
807
00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:40,281
>> Yup, everything is perfect.
808
00:19:40,275 --> 00:19:44,375
>> Yup, everything is perfect.
>> ♪
809
00:19:44,379 --> 00:19:46,099
>> ♪
810
00:19:46,103 --> 00:20:02,173
>> ♪
>> ♪
811
00:20:02,223 --> 00:20:06,773
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