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>> Yes, that's it, Tasha,

you're giving us supermom

sophistication.

Now remember, you have the baby

in your arms, your career,

is on fire and the world is at

your feet.

You're doin' it all.

You're having it all.

>> Wow, you know what?

I'm normally one that's behind

the scenes.

It's different in front of

the camera.

Ooh, it feels so weird.

>> The way you got to feed your

baby in that bar was inspiring.

Now people get to see the whole

picture--a day in the life of

a supermom.

>> What can I say, girl?

It's my time!

Uh-oh, too much movin' around.

Baby done vomited all over

my cape.

Y'all come help me!

>> * I can read

* Your thoughts right now

* Every one from A to Z

* Oh oh oh

*

>> RECORDING OF MALIK: Y'all,

I know you got my apologies

and I hope you accepted them.

But, look, I'm done hidin'

how I feel, Keira, okay?

I want you today, I want you

now, I want you, okay?

So stop trippin' and call

me back.

>> See? What do you think

he means by "I want you."?

Because he put emphasis on

the "I".

>> I think it means the same

thing that it meant the last

32 times we listened to it--

that he really wants you.

>> It's just really odd.

You know, one minute,

he's smoking me, the cheating

and then the next minute,

girlfriend, out to Blue,

he wants me.

Ugh, these last two weeks have

been a nightmare--the media,

I mean, look at me, I'm hiding

the video.

out with you, walking a dog

in in a carriage.

>> You should be happy that

he wants you.

I mean, all he left me with

was a rebound baby daddy.

I already know I'm not gonna

love this baby.

>> Oh!

>> I mean, it sounds like you

both really care about each

other.

So, why don't you call him

and forgive him, see if you

can be together, already?

And Lik-Lik can get his

trundle back.

>> Wait, I've been sleeping

in a dog bed?

>> I'm just getting you ready

for Malik's bed.

That's what I'm afraid of--

>> See?

comments like those.

People are gonna have a million

things to say if me and Malik

got together.

>> And since when do you give

a damn about other people's

opinions?

>> You know, you're right.

Who cares what people think.

Screw it.

>> [gasping]

Bad boy! Oh!

Lik-Lik just took a leak-leak

in his stroller.

Yes, for real.

>> Hey, Malik, it's Keira.

Look, I, um, I got your

messages.

I, um, I think that we need to

meet in person.

>> Okay, so, look, I wanna

expand Spadonnay and get

mini-Spadonnays up and running

across the country--starting

with Sabers Stadium where,

with your permission as GM,

I'd like to build a kiosk

where our customers can buy

my products, get massages,

and find their fabulous in

15 minutes or less.

I'd like to call it Flash-Fizz,

honey, yeah!

Before Spadonnay

and after Spadonnay.

>> Hm.

>> Now these are the projected

numbers.

>> Okay.

>> You okay?

You were not expecting this,

Am I overwhelming you?

were you?

>> To be honest with you--no.

I thought you were gonna bring

me some information that would

help me get rid of Jason--

you know, a gambling addiction,

purposely infecting women

with STDs, that type of stuff.

But this is fine, no, I mean,

it's cool.

>> Look, Roger, I know you're

trying to get Jason off

that team.

I get it. He's messy.

>> Yeah.

>> But I've let go.

I'm focused on my business,

okay?

I'm actually embarrassed to say

this, but I actually see myself

as, you know, the next...

Oh, gosh, I can't believe

I'm gonna say this.

>> You better say it.

>> Okay, Oprah. Said it.

>> ROGER JR.: [laughing]

>> Yes.

>> All right, young Oprah,

I see you.

>> What?

>> Uh, nothin'.

I just really admire you,

Chardonnay.

>> Aw, thank you.

I'm just tryin' to be like you.

>> Ah, I'm just a GM on

my daddy's team.

It don't matter how hard I work

or that I've been learnin'

this business since I graduated

from high school.

People just still automatically

assume that I got my position

handed to me.

>> And?

I mean, other races have been

passing down wealth to their

children for generations, okay?

I mean, the only thing my family

passes down is diabetes.

I mean, I can't even look at

a bag of Skittles, right?

[laughing]

>> [laughing]

I just kinda, you know,

I always wanted to build

my own dynasty--with my own

team, you know?

I mean, I have aspirations, too.

>> I see.

>> I'm kinda embarrassed to say

it, but I kinda see myself as--

No, I ain't gonna say it.

>> Say it.

>> I ain't gonna say it.

>> Say it.

>> The next Oprah.

>> BOTH: [laughing]

>> So, what I've been saying,

guys, it's the attention

to detail.

It's the little things.

And you guys are doin' it

and what are we doin'?

We're winning, all right?

The playoffs are so close,

I can smell 'em.

>> Actually, Coach, I think

that might have been me.

I had a, uh, Dorito taco for

lunch and, uh...

>> PLAYERS: [laughing]

>> And nobody, uh, nobody told

me it came with a side of

el farto.

>> PLAYERS: [laughing]

>> JASON: All right, calm down.

Calm down.

This isn't the Apollo.

Mr. Captain, do you have any

words of wisdom you'd like to

leave us with before we break

for the day?

>> Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

absolutely.

Look, fellas, we're damn close

to the playoffs, right?

>> PLAYERS: Yes!

>> All right, that's what I'm

talking about, all right?

So, listen, let's just...

let's stay focused and let's

hang in there, all right?

>> PLAYERS: All right!

>> Oh, hey, and, uh, if you guys

have any down time, try readin'

a book.

I recommend "The Kite Runner."

>> PLAYERS: [mixed comments]

>> Hey, hey, you know what?

Good luck after football,

light skin.

>> [cell phones ringing]

>> Hey, yo, somebody turn on

the TV.

>> Yeah, turn the TV on, Coach.

>> Put the news on real quick.

>> Put it on, Coach.

>> Come on, Kai.

>> [cell phone ringing]

>> Oh, damn it!

What the hell is interruptin'

my super sexy mama photo shoot?

>> What the hell?

>> What?

>> Oh, my God.

Did you just Instagram a picture

of your dog's poo?

>> Turn it on.

>> REPORTER: Roger! Roger!

How you feelin'?

>> ROGER SR.: Pretty good.

I'm thinkin' about buying it.

>> I hear you.

Your linebacker, though,

Marvin Clark, it doesn't look

like he's coming back from

that knee surgery.

Are you thinkin' about making

that trade with Kansas City?

>> Hey, you know what?

You do your job and you leave

the slave-tradin' to me, okay?

>> What? What did he just say?

>> PLAYERS: [mixed comments]

>> Yo, did he just call

that man a "slave"?

>> Yo, for real?

>> Jason, you need to get Rog

on the phone, man.

You need to get him on

the phone.

>> I wonder if he's got to duck?

>> Yo, Jason, Jason, yo,

this is some bull.

>> Okay, okay, pipe down,

pipe down, pipe down!

This is not the Steve Wilkos

Show.

Whew!

Okay, Papa Joe, put your phone

down.

No texting about this.

>> Who's texting, man?

I'm orderin' Frogurt.

You want one?

They got peach, cherry...

I'ma get chocolate, though.

You know, just, I'm showin'...

I just wanna make sure that

everyone shows and is aware

of my support for the chocolate

situation.

>> JASON: All right.

>> I might get mixed 'cause

of Otis--

>> JASON: Shut up! Shut up!

Everybody pass your phones to

the middle.

I want all your phone right now.

>> PLAYERS: [mixed comments]

>> No, we're having a media shut

down--no texting, no tweeting,

no ordering Frogurt until

we get a chance to discuss

this internally, all right?

>> What is there to discuss,

J, huh?

That man called us slaves,

and to my understanding, slavery

was abolished in 1865.

>> Actually, it was 1881.

But not to fact check.

>> I would say we could Google

it, but you just took

all our phones away.

>> Otis, the point is,

all right, we're not slaves

and we shouldn't be addressed

as such.

>> Hey, look, you know what

I think, guys?

I think we should all get outta

here and be home by 5:00, yeah.

To beat rush hour, man, damn.

That's all.

>> What, you wanna rush to smash

somebody's wife and/or fiancée

around this place, Malik?

Yeah, we ain't forget about

that.

>> PLAYERS: Boo!

>> Hey, hey, hey, fellas,

fellas, look, J, Roger Keith

needs to explain his comment.

>> JASON: Hm.

Oh!

That's funny.

I guess Mr. Keith is on

the same page 'cause I just

got a text from him, um, saying

that he's gonna issue a formal

apology.

Sir, you have got to issue

a formal apology.

>> No, you need to control

your players, Mr. Interim Head

Coach.

I did nothing wrong.

>> You've gotta issue

an apology, Pop.

>> See, Pop?

Even Junior's saying it.

Come on.

>> Look, I'm not gonna say this

again, okay?

I'm not issuing anything.

The comment wasn't even

a big deal, but your media is

just hungry for salaciousness.

By the time I sink my 18 foot,

they'll be on to the next

scandal.

>> No, no, no, forget the news.

This is the age of social media.

The torches and pitchforks

are comin'.

>> For who?

I'm a Black man.

I can't be racist.

I may be classist...

I will talk about some

ghetto people.

>> Me, too.

Sir, I love talkin' smack about

ghetto people.

It's one of my favorite

things to do--diabetes,

high blood pressure.

Don't even get me started on

food stamps.

That's not the point.

It's just the times we live in.

You can't imagine how many hate

tweets I got just 'cause

somebody got a little video of

me making a homeless man dance

for a dollar.

Everyone's so focused on the

negative, they didn't notice

this man's amazing moonwalk

and he...pfft! He had one.

He was like Neil Armstrong.

>> Pop, you've gotta trust

us on this.

This thing is a ticking time

bomb and we don't need this

affecting our playoff chances.

You gotta apologize.

>> ROGER SR.: [sighing]

>> [mixed conversations]

>> TASHA: Ladies! Ladies!

Ladies! Ladies!

Let us all be civilized, okay?

This ain't New Jersey.

>> How the hell are we supposed

to be civilized, Tasha?

You heard the owner's comment.

It was totally out of line.

And now we can't even get in

touch with our men.

>> Exactly.

Juvon was supposed to send

me a Dingaling pic over

an hour ago.

I can feel the romance is dying.

>> Oh, and I can feel your pain.

Okay, ladies, look, I know

that you are all upset,

all right, which is why,

as the president and matriarch

of the Sunbeams, I have secured

Fatty's for this emergency

meeting, okay?

>> [text bings]

>> Uh-oh, one second.

That damn Jason.

Oh, lookit here.

I just got word that Roger Keith

is gonna make an official

apology this afternoon.

>> WOMEN: Oh...

>> So, ladies, ladies, we can

all just relax, take a deep

breath and woosah!

All right, well, now that I've

gotten us over that hurdle,

while at the same time feeding,

burping, and soothing my child

to sleep, I'd like us to all

focus right now on the proper

protocol for handling press

when--

>> Oh, I'm sorry.

I was supposed to meet

someone...

Um, I didn't realize you guys

were having a Sunbeam meeting.

I'll just be on my way.

>> Thank you.

>> Uh, which one are you

here for?

>> Huh?

>> Blue or Malik?

>> WOMEN: [laughing, chattering]

>> Or wait, is there

someone new?

I'm just sayin' y'all hide your

kids, hide your wives, hide your

husbands because Keira's been

snatchin' up everybody.

>> WOMEN: [laughing, chattering]

>> Ooh.

>> Why is that funny?

Women like her destroy the

team--bouncing from man to man.

It's unseemly.

>> Things didn't work out

between me and Blue.

Relationships fail.

It happens.

>> Don't we have more important

business to deal with than some

gold-digging opportunist?

>> Oh, she ain't an opportunist.

And if she is gold-digging,

she is clearly gold-digging

in the wrong direction.

You don't jump from a rising

star like Blue and jump into

a black hole.

You know, that's when a star

collapses on itself.

That's a black hole.

That's Malik.

>> WOMEN: [laughing]

>> I know, your dirty ass is

not talkin' about my son, okay?

But if you are, just as in all

Sunbeam meetings, all parties

are open to having a fair

opportunity to express their

opinion, so we thank your dirty

ass and, Keira, we appreciate

you dropping by.

[laughing]

Come, come, come.

>> Oh, my God, these women

are crazy.

>> Yeah, yeah, yeah, listen,

little girl, now I done tried to

talk to your ass big sister

to little sister, but obviously

you didn't heed my advice,

so I'm gonna be frank with you.

You are drama, you are messy,

and your ass need to go back

to your virgin days because

right now, you're out here

creating hoochie problems

in the street.

I don't want you for Malik,

not now, not ever.

You can tweet that, twerk that,

work that.

>> Okay, Tasha.

No!

You know what, Tasha?

Look, I know there's been a lot

of confusion and drama,

but I care about Malik, okay,

and based on the messages that

he sent me, I'm pretty sure

that he feels the same, so I'm

so sorry if you don't like it,

but I don't care what you think

or what anyone else thinks for

that matter, okay, because I

know what I want and that is

your son, mama bear, so just

hibernate on that.

>> [grunting]

Well, that's all I got.

>> And after much reflection,

I realize that my comment may

have offended some people in

the media and public.

I regret this comment deeply

and I apologize, if it was

taken out of context.

But it was never meant to be

heard in that manner.

>> I'm sorry, in what context

do you you refer to your players

as slaves that wouldn't be

offensive?

>> ROGER SR.: Look, this isn't

a term that I created.

This is a term that was used

long before me by White team

owners, but the minute I use it,

I'm crucified.

>> Oh, so this is a term

that's widely used by you

and the league.

>> Listen, let me just say

this--

>> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

That will conclude today's press

conference.

Thank you all for coming out.

>> How can you even condone

this, as a Black man?

Would you consider yourself

a racist?

>> Okay, okay, okay, now I'm

offended.

>> [whispering]

>> Okay, how about this?

I am going to give you people

an equal opportunity apology

that everyone can understand in

this new day of social media.

mybad.

>> WOMEN: [gasping]

>> What?

>> ALL: [mixed comments]

>> My bad?

>> My bad?

>> What was that, man?

Was that supposed to be

an apology, huh?

That didn't sound like

one to me.

>> JASON: Hey! Hey! Listen!

We were all expecting an apology

and, you know, technically

that's what we got, right?

>> Yo, don't disrespect

our intelligence, Coach Pitts,

right?

Roger's already done that enough

for one day.

>> Guys, you know what I think?

I think we should all get outta

here, get a good night's sleep,

and reflect on what happened

today, all right?

We'll come back in the morning,

clean, refreshed, reinvigorated

and with a clear head.

Oh.

All in favor say "yeah."

>> Sit the hell down, Malik.

Nobody's going anywhere,

all right?

>> Oh, why?

Because we're slaves?

And 'cause you told us to,

Masta!

>> What my pale friend Joe was

trying to say is we's free

and we's all want our smart

phones back, Boss!

>> Yeah!

>> JASON: Hey! Hey! Hey!

Sit down! Listen!

>> [car alarm blipping]

>> Come on, girl, we got

business to handle.

Whew.

>> [car alarm blipping]

>> Oh, my God.

>> Tasha.

>> Hey.

Girl, I'm sorry I had to bail

on you so fast.

You know, I had to get down

to that stadium and try and

figure out what's going on.

But, you know, what can I say?

Such is the life of a supermom,

okay?

>> I was actually hoping I could

go with you.

That would really play into

the whole day in the life of

a supermom theme.

>> Nah, you know what, Nadia,

this is really "Saber" business,

you know, so I don't think it's

probably a good idea to bring

outsiders, you know?

They're real funny, so...

You know, it's kinda like what

if a...a superhero, you know,

just came down and rammed

a civilian, you know,

in the middle of fightin' crime

and all of that.

It's it just...it's dangerous.

>> Tasha, my last assignment

was the Gaza Strip.

I think I could survive a little

football, Tasha.

>> No!

>> KAI: [crying]

>> See that?

See what you did?

Hell, now you done got my baby

all upset.

You know what?

You need to go.

You really should.

>> Well, aren't you gonna

get her?

>> Nah. You know what?

She's spoiled. That's it.

She's just spoiled.

Plus, you know, a few good

tears, that's good for her.

It helps develop the lungs.

>> Tasha, did you lock your

keys in the car?

>> And why you gonna assume

that?

Okay, 'cause I'm Black?

That's it?

>> Because your baby has

the keys in her lap.

>> Oh, God!

Oh, Lord, my baby!

>> Tasha, Tasha--

>> My little suffocatin' baby!

>> She's fine.

We'll just call AAA.

>> AAA?

I don't have AAA's number!

I don't have my phone!

I don't have nothin'!

Oh, God...

Wait a minute.

I ain't no supermom.

I'm a super nothing.

I'm a sham!

That's it, I'm a super sham!

Oh, God...

Look, girl, all I know is

that trying to be a mama and

a manager and a damn Sunbeam

is hard, okay?

I mean, maybe bein' a supermom

is just...

trying your best every damn day.

>> That's a great quote.

Hi, um, I've got keys locked

in the car.

We're at 4400 Ocean.

Oh, good.

Thanks.

Well, good news.

AAA says someone can be here in

20 minutes.

>> Twenty minutes?

Not my child!

>> [car alarm wailing]

>> Holy crap!

Okay, off the record, you are

100 percent supermom to me.

>> [knocking at door]

>> Damn, is Keira Whitaker here?

>> Shut up.

Of course you'd show up now.

>> Look, my bad on flakin',

Keira.

There was just a lot of drama

goin' on at the job, so...

>> I know.

It's all over the news.

I was about to make dinner.

Are you hungry?

>> Hell, yeah.

Look, Keira, I'm really sorry

about all the drama and that--

>> Cut the apology stuff.

You already did it a dozen times

on my voicemail.

>> And you've accepted it?

>> Well, you know, I had this

long, drawn-out monologue

prepared about how badly you

hurt me.

But the fact is, you know, we've

been friends long enough for me

to know that you say a lot of

real stupid stuff that you don't

mean.

And, trust me, you've said way

more stupid stuff than that,

so...

Yes, I am accepting your

apology.

>> Woo!

Oh, thank God.

Whew!

Man...

[sighing]

Look, there's, you know,

that other thing I left on

your message, too, about...

me and you, a possible future.

>> I heard that message, too.

And, you know, maybe we should

explore something between

the two of us.

>> Cool.

>> Cool? That's it?

>> I mean, damn, I'm scared.

I don't know what to say.

Like I don't wanna say nothin'

stupid, so...

>> You know what?

You're right.

>> Hey, guys, you guys...

>> What are we doin' here?

>> Hey, listen, I promise you

I'll personally talk to

the owner tomorrow.

I'll get you the apology

you deserve.

By the end of practice,

everything will be back to

business as usual.

>> Hell, no, all right?

We already went down the apology

road and two things are very

clear--one, your man has no

remorse for what he said and,

two, he's gotta go.

>> He's gotta go?

>> Yeah, he's gotta go, and I'll

tell you what, until he's

removed from this team, I'm not

gettin' back on that field.

>> What?

>> PLAYERS: [mixed comments]

>> No, neither.

>> Where the hell'd you get

that Frogurt?

>> I ordered it.

>> Hey! No, no, no, no, no.

Simpson, sit!

>> PLAYERS: [mixed comments]

>> Uh, Coach, they're leavin'.

>> I've got eyes, Mike.

I've got eyes. Thank you.

>> OTIS: But, hey, I'm still

here, though, Coach.

>> JASON: Thank you, smallest

player on the team.

>> *

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