Original subtitles

>> Okay, Daddy, Kai is down

for a nap, so you're good for

about two hours.

I'm goin' downstairs to the spa.

>> Uh-huh.

>> And Tee Tee gonna come

relieve you as soon as he gets

back from the doctor's.

Do not ask him about it,

but he's got the drippy-drips.

He don't want nobody to know.

>> Uh-huh.

>> I've been dyin' for a spa

afternoon ever since all that

drama went down between Kelly,

Chardonnay, Keira, Blue

and Malik.

I'm so stressed, I just may have

to pony up for a happy ending.

>> Hold on now.

Switch this TV back to MTV Jams.

>> You're gonna make me miss

my appointment.

>> Come on, now.

If I'm gonna be sittin' here,

at least let me look at some

pretty brown round.

>> Oh!

You're killin' me, old man.

Here.

>> Hold on now, that's...

that's...that's...the country

channel.

It ain't nothin' but White

women.

>> Okay, well, you're on your

own with that--bye.

>> * Enough small talk

>> Aw, dear God...

It looks like her legs runnin'

straight up to her back.

>> [door closes]

>> [sighing]

>> * Don't be shy

>> *

>> All right, listen up.

All right.

Gather around.

Now that I'm back in charge,

things are gonna start gettin'

under control.

Rule number one--

no more acrylic nails.

Rule number two--

We found one in the Cobb Salad.

stop flirtin' with

the customers.

If I can't date you,

they can't date you.

Why can't I date you?

>> WOMEN: [laughing]

>> [groaning]

Get back to work.

>> Look, just please call me,

all right?

Come on, stop trippin'.

Call me. Women!

>> Really? Keira again?

>> MALIK: [sighing]

>> Man, you've got a business

you're neglecting, you're in

the middle of another national

scandal, and all you're focused

on is chasin' behind somebody

else's woman?

Keira, my friend, overheard

>> Boy, stop startin' rumors.

something that wasn't intended

for her ears, so I was merely

tryin' to apologize.

Thank you, Tee Tee.

>> [scoffing] "Merely."

You just used up all your good

English for that.

>> To hell with you, boy.

>> All right, fine.

But first you need to forget

You guys kissed, man.

about that apology.

That friendship is done.

And truth be told, you're not

even really a good friend.

I got the umpire pimples on

>> Tee Tee, I done told your

my back to prove it.

friends, dawg.

ass, me and you ain't some kinda

Keira has been down for me

since day one, man.

Unlike all these other chicks

out there, she don't never want

nothing from me, man.

I can keep it 100 with all

She's the only girl that

the damn time.

Now she's probably back

with Blue--damn it.

You don't wanna be friends.

>> My God...

Yeah, you wanna make pottery

with her while "Unchained

Look, I know it probably hurts,

Melody" plays in the background.

but you need to apologize

to Blue and then let him

and his fiancée get back to

their lives.

>> [sighing]

Damn.

They were gettin' married, huh?

[tsking]

Maybe you're right, Tee Tee.

>> There ain't no maybes

about it.

Matter of fact, after you've

done apologizin' to Blue,

you need to go to the store

and get some Stridex pads

and hit these blackheads along

my spine.

I can't even wear tank tops

no more, man.

It's embarrassin'.

>> KELLY: Bite it.

>> Mm!

>> KELLY: You haven't eaten

all morning.

>> Interim coach.

Job hang by thread.

No time to feed.

>> Bite it, you SOB.

>> [chomping]

Mm-hm?

That's my man.

>> KELLY: [laughing]

>> [door slamming]

>> Oh, my God! My God! My God!

You're not gonna believe this!

>> You're pregnant.

Get the hell outta my house.

Take only the clothes on

your back.

>> Dad, I got into college!

>> Hey!

>> Yay!

>> Give her some love!

Wait a minute--how much is it

gonna cost?

>> And I got a scholarship!

>> Yay!

>> Hey!

>> My heart's about to burst!

>> College!

That's amazing, sweetie!

Which school?

>> Uh, Fam U.

>> KELLY: I'm not familiar

with that one.

Is it new?

>> Um, you know what?

A school's a school.

We'd be happy with clown college

at this point, right?

Right?

Honk! Honk!

>> It's Chardonnay's alma mater.

>> Honk!

>> Go!

>> Chardonnay's alma mater?

>> Yeah, you know, college

wasn't even on my radar,

but Chardonnay just kept

pushin'.

"We gon' fill out these

"applications.

"We gon' write these essays.

Yes!"

[laughing]

>> She does that a lot--

the "Yes!" thing.

>> But, look, she was right.

I could do it and now I'm going

to be an astronaut and/or

president.

Mom.

It's okay.

She did all this before you

rededicated yourself to me.

There's still a lot left to

fix here.

>> A lot.

>> What?

No, that's fine.

Stepmoms are supposed to help

their stepdaughters get into

college.

All that baking them in the oven

is so old-school.

>> Listen, after I graduate,

maybe you could help me with

my presidential conference.

>> Sure, I'd be great with

that--as soon as I figure out

what that is.

>> BRITTANY: That's the spirit.

Okay, I'm going to go text

Chardonnay, okay?

[squealing]

>> Kelly, you handled

that very--

>> President.

She'd never be my president

with her taste in shoes.

>> Huh?

>> And who the hell's side

is Brittany on?

Does she not remember that

Chardonnay tried to bury us

with your steroid scandal?

>> Hey, Britt Brat is not

a part of the adults' conflict,

okay?

What's done is done.

Everybody knows about

the steroids.

I've moved on.

I need to focus on staying

coach of this team.

>> You know what?

You're right.

The past is the past.

>> Wow, okay, you're lookin'

real sexy, Miss Mack.

>> Well, I've got that bug one

out status, hey!

>> Yeah, why not?

I'll be in the bathroom.

>> Unh-unh, you're supposed to

take over for my Daddy.

>> He's been asleep since

I got here.

I think he rode one out to

Trisha Yearwood.

>> What? I can't believe this.

I've got a grown-ass baby

watchin' a real baby.

Daddy, wake up!

Daddy!

Daddy, you need to be

responsible, if you're gonna

be watchin' my little girl.

Get up, now!

>> Uh, Miss Mack, if he don't

stir after this next shake,

I'm gonna say that heavy

sleepin' isn't his problem.

>> [softly] Daddy?

>> MALIK: J, so, my man,

I realize I owe this man

a real apology for my part in

this whole mess, dawg.

And I know dude looks up to you,

so, you know...

>> Hey, I'm happy I could help

set it up.

This has been a distracting

mess.

We need Blue focused.

>> Mm-hm.

>> Right?

Who else is gonna get us

to the playoffs?

You? [laughing]

No way. It's all on him.

Oh, and once the peace is made,

you guys are both gonna put

your hands on this football

and swear your allegiance to me.

>> Mm-hm.

>> All right?

>> [doorbell ringing]

>> Okay, that's...

>> Yeah.

>> Okay.

Baby Blue!

>> BLUE: Hey. Hey.

>> All right.

Listen, once the peace is made,

you guys are both gonna put

your hands on this football--

>> Mm-hm.

>> --and swear your allegiance

to me.

I've also provided an elaborate

spread for this important

tête-à-tête.

>> It looks like chips

and Ranch dip.

>> It's Hidden Valley Ranch.

>> Oh.

>> I should have kept

the bottle out.

>> Yeah, y'all, can we, uh,

can we speed this thing along?

>> Yes. Yes.

[clearing throat]

Malik, let's start with you.

>> Okay. Okay. Cool. Cool.

So, look, I've been sittin'

with this for a minute, dawg,

okay, and I ain't makin' no

excuses for my actions.

What I did was foul, right?

I know you probably don't

believe me, but I'm sorry.

>> Aw...

Sounds like an olive branch.

Huh?

>> Now, look, I know things

can't be back exactly the way

they were.

Sometimes, you've got a bump

in the road, but you work

it out--as I assume you and

Keira have.

>> Yo, it is what it is, man.

>> This is good. This is good.

>> Look, I remember when me

and Jenna, my ex-Drake girl,

we had a rough patch, man.

Woo, boy, we would fight,

laugh, then make love, then

fight, then laugh, then make

love, then make love all

night long, dawg.

You got to be tired as hell,

boy, huh? Huh?

>> You know, I can get by on

five hours of sleep regardless.

>> Oh.

>> JASON: I'm an eight-hour

guy, myself.

>> Ooh.

>> I'm just...poot! [laughing]

>> So...so...so...it's like...

like five straight hours

or is it like, you know,

like a nudge-nudge, then

go at it again type sleep?

What? Hm?

>> Can we quit all

the silliness, Malik?

>> What are you talkin' about?

>> BLUE: Come on, man.

It's clear you set this whole

thing up to see if me and Keira

were getting back together,

to see if you still had

a shot at her.

>> JASON & MALIK: [laughing]

>> JASON: Blue...

Come on, man.

I mean, Malik would never do

something that disgusting.

That...that would be...

>> MALIK: [laughing]

>> Is that what you're doing?

>> Yeah.

>> Oh, my God!

>> What?

>> Blue, I'm sorry.

I didn't know anything about

this, I swear.

Dude, I cracked open the Hidden

Valley Ranch, man.

>> It's fine, J.

I mean, it's clear your boy

has it bad for Keira and I'm

cool with it, you know, 'cause

as you put it, you, uh...

You smoked her out for me,

right?

All right.

Oh, uh, and some words of

advice.

How you get 'em is how you

lose 'em.

>> JASON: No, no. No, no.

Blue, hold on. We can fix this.

>> BLUE: I'm all good.

>> JASON: No, no, no.

Just come on...

>> TEE TEE: Nothing, right?

>> Yep, you're right, man.

He's dead.

>> Tasha, I got your text.

>> My Daddy's gone.

>> Hey, whoa.

Aren't you gentlemen forgettin'

something?

>> Oh, when it's natural causes,

the funeral home has to take

the body.

Look, if it gets too creepy,

use this.

>> Very hi-tech, thanks.

[sighing]

[sighing]

I'm sorry, Miss Mack.

I'll go call a mortuary.

>> You know what?

You wouldn't even have to call

a mortuary if you had kept

a better eye on my Daddy.

Hell, the man said he'd been

dead for over an hour.

>> I'm to blame for this?

Not the chili cheese fries

with bacon?

Not the double cheeseburger

with bacon?

Not the Wedge Salad with bacon?

No, I think all the bacon might

have been a cry for help

that you missed.

>> Uh--

>> Look, I'm sorry, but I

thought he was asleep.

>> How the hell he gonna sleep

sittin' up like that?

>> I was watching the baby.

Come on.

>> You can't watch him and Kai?

>> Come on, stop fighting.

This is an emotional time for

everybody.

But let's remember that he's

in a better place.

>> Let's just hope they

serve bacon.

>> Oh.

>> I'm gonna call Malik.

>> No! No!

Okay, my baby, he don't do well

with corpses, okay?

I took him to see "Colors" when

he was four years old

and the boy ain't never been

the same since.

>> I am so sorry.

Oh...

>> Wow, I didn't even think

you would show up.

I mean, you know, after I sided

with Chardonnay and that whole

little dust-up and everything.

>> Tasha, Kelly is your friend.

She'll always be there for you.

>> I'm sorry, Chardonnay,

but I can answer for myself.

Sweetie, I am your friend

and I will always be there

for you.

See?

You should be sitting.

>> Guys, I am fine, okay?

I'm good. All right?

Death is just a part of

life, y'all.

All right, I'm cool.

Hell, I just need me a drink.

>> Tasha.

>> Shut your mouth, okay?

I'm gonna pump 'n dump.

What?

My bad. Y'all want a drink?

>> You're crying.

>> Oh!

Wow, look at that.

I don't even know what came

over me.

[sniffling]

Yes, I'm good, y'all.

I'm good. I'm good.

Y'all stop it. I am fine, okay?

I am fine.

I'm good, okay?

Tee Tee, what are you doing?!

>> Sorry.

I was trying to get the remote

so I could see what else was on.

>> Damn it, look, I just need

you to go down to my doctor's

okay, and get me a sedative.

Nothing less than 20 grams.

Generic is fine.

>> [reading]

"Dr. Mean Dream."

All right, well, seeing as how

we've all been through a lot,

I'll make sure we get enough

medicine for everybody.

>> Yeah.

>> Kelly, would you like

a drink?

>> [scoffing]

You're suddenly so thoughtful.

>> Yeah, I don't know what

the hell that's about.

>> Look, I've had so much anger

towards you and Jason and,

honestly, it was eating

me alive.

I prayed on it and the answer

was to release it so I can move

on with my life.

>> So, God told you to be sweet.

Mm-hm.

>> Kell, listen, we're here

for Tasha, okay?

Let's put all of our energy

into her.

>> I'm fine, y'all. Go ahead.

I'm good. I got this.

>> KAI: [crying]

>> Uh...

Oh, wait, my baby's crying.

>> Oh, no, after you, Char.

>> KAI: [continues crying]

>> You hear that cry my baby

let out?

Probably know her Granddaddy

gone.

You know, small children have

a sixth sense--baby psychics.

Ooh, that'd be a great name

for a reality show.

>> Look at her--unabashedly

comforting and supporting

your daughter.

If you don't watch your back,

she'll have her in a full ride

to Berkeley.

>> What the hell are you

talking about, Kelly?

>> I'm not buying this whole

Saint Chardonnay act.

She ruined any chance that

Jason had to get into the Hall

of Fame--out of sheer spite.

They were divorced.

They were done.

>> What the hell is goin'

on with you?

Girl, my father is decomposing

in the other room.

My Kai will never get a chance

to spend time with her Bop-Pop

or Pop-Pop or whatever kinda

stupid-ass nickname he was

gonna have.

I don't even have a picture

of him for her.

You know, my mama burned up all

of the ones that we had.

My baby deserves more than

this, y'all.

>> Well, if you need a picture,

I have an idea.

>> [camera shutter clicking]

>> Ugh, I cannot give that to

Kai, girl.

He looks dead.

>> Just a tad.

>> That's because someone

didn't filter it.

>> She's probably right.

>> Of course, I am.

That's why I stressed

the "someone."

Filtered!

>> Sepia?

Okay, now he looks

old-timey dead.

Damn it.

I want Kai to remember

her Granddaddy as smart as

Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson.

You know, as smooth as Denzel

and as lovin' as Biggie.

Baby. Baby.

[tsking]

>> CHARDONNAY: I've got

another idea.

>> [camera shutter clicking]

>> Tasha!

See, I knew we'd find everything

in Malik's.

>> Well, I knew...

how to put it all together.

>> TASHA: What the hell?

Y'all, what the hell did y'all

do to my Daddy?

Why he lookin' like

the "One More Chance" video?

>> She put it together.

>> Look, I was just trying to

create the perfect Granddaddy

for the picture that you wanted.

>> No, this is way past

damn wrong.

>> That's because he's more than

just a bunch of props and a bad

'90s sweater.

>> Well, Kelly, I'm doing

the best that I can.

>> Exactly.

>> CHARDONNAY: Well, do you

have any suggestions or is

criticizin ' all you're good at?

>> KELLY: I'm also good at

snarky, snide and irreverence.

>> CHARDONNAY: Well, I'm good

at slap smack and creep.

>> Well, I'm also good at

dialing 911 and reporting

assault.

>> CHARDONNAY: Oh, so you're

gonna preach this now?

That what you're gonna do?

>> Yes--

>> Shut your selfish asses up!

Y'all, my Daddy is gone.

>> Tasha...

>> Don't you "Tasha" me.

Y'all just stay the hell away

from me.

>> KELLY: [sighing]

>> CHARDONNAY: [sighing]

>> Thank you for getting

Brittany into college.

Okay, I said it.

>> You said it.

You said it?

[laughing]

You know what?

You got some damn nerve,

Kelly Pitts.

You see, while you were coming

up with ways to jack my husband,

I was stayin' up all night

fillin' out college applications

for your daughter--the same girl

that wouldn't even call me by

my God-given name.

And even as disrespectful

as she was, I honestly was happy

for her when she called and told

me the news, and not to get back

at you and Jason, but because

she deserves a chance at

an education--no matter how

foul her mama is.

>> Saint Chardonnay had

a quick break.

>> I'm no saint, Kelly, and

after all that you and Jason

put me through this year,

I'd wondered if I'd fallen

to far into darkness, I never

could get back.

Jilted at the altar, bein'

the laughing stock of San Diego,

humiliated on national

television.

Girl, I could go on and on

and on.

But here I am--still standin'.

You haven't broken me

'cause you can't break me.

That's what I realized about

this whole thing is that

Chardonnay is unbreakable.

So, for that, thank you.

>> You're right.

I've been a monster.

You didn't deserve any of this.

I'm sorry.

And I hope that you can

forgive me.

Come on, it's easy.

I forgive you, Kell, yes!

>> Don't do that.

You're gonna have to live

with this, Kelly.

This is your cross to bear.

I'll go check on Kai.

>> * You'll always remain

* It weighs so heavy

* So heavy

* On your heart

* So what you gonna do now

* Now that you're falling

* You're falling down

>> [door closing]

>> Mom, what you doing?

Now I done told you, there's

an age restriction on this

damn Jacuzzi, 17 and a half

to 24 and a half.

Get your old ass out, Mom.

>> Come sit with me, baby.

>> Mom, what's wrong?

>> Your Granddad passed.

>> Naw.

Naw, Mom.

How?

>> He died peacefully.

>> Granddad.

>> Well...

Old man went out just like

he said he would.

>> Booty and bacon?

>> Booty and bacon.

>> BOTH: [quietly laughing]

>> You know, it's just so weird.

You know, I feel like I need

to be obsessin' over how many

years we wasted being angry

with each other, but...

my mind just keeps running back

to Kai, you know, and how,

if I hadn't messed up with

Pookie, maybe she'd have her

dad around more and have

a better relationship with him

than I had with my father.

>> No, Mom, that's the past,

okay?

You can't do nothing about it.

But now that you know what you

want, just make sure that

Kai and Pookie are good

from here on out.

>> I will.

You know, you just can't help

but have regrets.

So, my hope for you, son,

is that your bag of regrets

isn't as heavy as mine.

Okay?

[kissing]

I love you.

>> I love you.

>> Uh, Miss Mack, the mortician

just showed up downstairs.

>> [sighing]

>> And Dr. Mean Dream was

closed, so I sprinkled

a little sedative over this

frozen yogurt.

>> Thanks, Tee Tee.

>> You're welcome.

>> * On your heart

>> So you heard, huh?

>> MALIK: [sighing]

>> Sorry for your loss.

He wasn't a good dude,

but he was yours.

>> * Now that you're falling

* You're falling down

>> Everything'll be okay.

>> Yeah, I know, 'cause

my bag full of regret is gonna

be a whole lot lighter, Tee Tee.

>> * There's only so much

* I can do

* If you're not loving you

>> Yo, Keira, I know you got

my apologies and I hope you

accepted it.

But, look, I'm done hiding how

I feel, Keira, okay?

I want you today.

I want you now.

I want you, okay?

So stop trippin'

and call me back.

>> Damn.

>> Sometimes you just gotta

throw it out there and see if

it comes back, Tee Tee.

>> * You know that I can't

* No I can't

>> *

Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0