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>> Okay, Daddy, Kai is down
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for a nap, so you're good for
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about two hours.
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I'm goin' downstairs to the spa.
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>> Uh-huh.
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>> And Tee Tee gonna come
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relieve you as soon as he gets
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back from the doctor's.
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Do not ask him about it,
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but he's got the drippy-drips.
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He don't want nobody to know.
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>> Uh-huh.
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>> I've been dyin' for a spa
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afternoon ever since all that
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drama went down between Kelly,
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Chardonnay, Keira, Blue
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and Malik.
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I'm so stressed, I just may have
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to pony up for a happy ending.
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>> Hold on now.
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Switch this TV back to MTV Jams.
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>> You're gonna make me miss
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my appointment.
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>> Come on, now.
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If I'm gonna be sittin' here,
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at least let me look at some
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pretty brown round.
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>> Oh!
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You're killin' me, old man.
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Here.
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>> Hold on now, that's...
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that's...that's...the country
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channel.
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It ain't nothin' but White
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women.
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>> Okay, well, you're on your
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own with that--bye.
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>> * Enough small talk
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>> Aw, dear God...
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It looks like her legs runnin'
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straight up to her back.
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>> [door closes]
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>> [sighing]
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>> * Don't be shy
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>> *
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>> All right, listen up.
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All right.
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Gather around.
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Now that I'm back in charge,
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things are gonna start gettin'
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under control.
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Rule number one--
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no more acrylic nails.
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Rule number two--
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We found one in the Cobb Salad.
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stop flirtin' with
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the customers.
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If I can't date you,
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they can't date you.
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Why can't I date you?
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>> WOMEN: [laughing]
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>> [groaning]
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Get back to work.
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>> Look, just please call me,
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all right?
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Come on, stop trippin'.
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Call me. Women!
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>> Really? Keira again?
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>> MALIK: [sighing]
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>> Man, you've got a business
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you're neglecting, you're in
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the middle of another national
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scandal, and all you're focused
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on is chasin' behind somebody
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else's woman?
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Keira, my friend, overheard
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>> Boy, stop startin' rumors.
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something that wasn't intended
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for her ears, so I was merely
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tryin' to apologize.
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Thank you, Tee Tee.
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>> [scoffing] "Merely."
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You just used up all your good
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English for that.
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>> To hell with you, boy.
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>> All right, fine.
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But first you need to forget
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You guys kissed, man.
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about that apology.
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That friendship is done.
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And truth be told, you're not
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even really a good friend.
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I got the umpire pimples on
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>> Tee Tee, I done told your
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my back to prove it.
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friends, dawg.
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ass, me and you ain't some kinda
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Keira has been down for me
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since day one, man.
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Unlike all these other chicks
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out there, she don't never want
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nothing from me, man.
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I can keep it 100 with all
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She's the only girl that
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the damn time.
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Now she's probably back
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with Blue--damn it.
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You don't wanna be friends.
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>> My God...
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Yeah, you wanna make pottery
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with her while "Unchained
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Look, I know it probably hurts,
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Melody" plays in the background.
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but you need to apologize
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to Blue and then let him
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and his fiancée get back to
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their lives.
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>> [sighing]
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Damn.
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They were gettin' married, huh?
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[tsking]
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Maybe you're right, Tee Tee.
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>> There ain't no maybes
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about it.
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Matter of fact, after you've
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done apologizin' to Blue,
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you need to go to the store
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and get some Stridex pads
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and hit these blackheads along
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my spine.
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I can't even wear tank tops
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no more, man.
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It's embarrassin'.
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>> KELLY: Bite it.
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>> Mm!
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>> KELLY: You haven't eaten
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all morning.
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>> Interim coach.
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Job hang by thread.
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No time to feed.
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>> Bite it, you SOB.
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>> [chomping]
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Mm-hm?
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That's my man.
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>> KELLY: [laughing]
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>> [door slamming]
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>> Oh, my God! My God! My God!
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You're not gonna believe this!
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>> You're pregnant.
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Get the hell outta my house.
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Take only the clothes on
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your back.
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>> Dad, I got into college!
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>> Hey!
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>> Yay!
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>> Give her some love!
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Wait a minute--how much is it
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gonna cost?
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>> And I got a scholarship!
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>> Yay!
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>> Hey!
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>> My heart's about to burst!
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>> College!
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That's amazing, sweetie!
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Which school?
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>> Uh, Fam U.
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>> KELLY: I'm not familiar
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with that one.
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Is it new?
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>> Um, you know what?
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A school's a school.
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We'd be happy with clown college
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at this point, right?
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Right?
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Honk! Honk!
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>> It's Chardonnay's alma mater.
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>> Honk!
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>> Go!
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>> Chardonnay's alma mater?
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>> Yeah, you know, college
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wasn't even on my radar,
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but Chardonnay just kept
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pushin'.
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"We gon' fill out these
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"applications.
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"We gon' write these essays.
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Yes!"
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[laughing]
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>> She does that a lot--
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the "Yes!" thing.
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>> But, look, she was right.
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I could do it and now I'm going
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to be an astronaut and/or
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president.
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Mom.
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It's okay.
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She did all this before you
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rededicated yourself to me.
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There's still a lot left to
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fix here.
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>> A lot.
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>> What?
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No, that's fine.
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Stepmoms are supposed to help
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their stepdaughters get into
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college.
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All that baking them in the oven
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is so old-school.
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>> Listen, after I graduate,
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maybe you could help me with
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my presidential conference.
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>> Sure, I'd be great with
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that--as soon as I figure out
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what that is.
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>> BRITTANY: That's the spirit.
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Okay, I'm going to go text
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Chardonnay, okay?
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[squealing]
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>> Kelly, you handled
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that very--
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>> President.
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She'd never be my president
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with her taste in shoes.
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>> Huh?
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>> And who the hell's side
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is Brittany on?
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Does she not remember that
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Chardonnay tried to bury us
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with your steroid scandal?
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>> Hey, Britt Brat is not
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a part of the adults' conflict,
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okay?
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What's done is done.
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Everybody knows about
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the steroids.
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I've moved on.
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I need to focus on staying
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coach of this team.
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>> You know what?
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You're right.
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The past is the past.
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>> Wow, okay, you're lookin'
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real sexy, Miss Mack.
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>> Well, I've got that bug one
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out status, hey!
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>> Yeah, why not?
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I'll be in the bathroom.
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>> Unh-unh, you're supposed to
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take over for my Daddy.
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>> He's been asleep since
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I got here.
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I think he rode one out to
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Trisha Yearwood.
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>> What? I can't believe this.
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I've got a grown-ass baby
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watchin' a real baby.
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Daddy, wake up!
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Daddy!
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Daddy, you need to be
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responsible, if you're gonna
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be watchin' my little girl.
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Get up, now!
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>> Uh, Miss Mack, if he don't
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stir after this next shake,
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I'm gonna say that heavy
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sleepin' isn't his problem.
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>> [softly] Daddy?
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>> MALIK: J, so, my man,
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I realize I owe this man
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a real apology for my part in
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this whole mess, dawg.
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And I know dude looks up to you,
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so, you know...
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>> Hey, I'm happy I could help
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set it up.
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This has been a distracting
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mess.
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We need Blue focused.
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>> Mm-hm.
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>> Right?
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Who else is gonna get us
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to the playoffs?
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You? [laughing]
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No way. It's all on him.
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Oh, and once the peace is made,
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you guys are both gonna put
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your hands on this football
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and swear your allegiance to me.
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>> Mm-hm.
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>> All right?
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>> [doorbell ringing]
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>> Okay, that's...
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>> Yeah.
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>> Okay.
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Baby Blue!
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>> BLUE: Hey. Hey.
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>> All right.
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Listen, once the peace is made,
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you guys are both gonna put
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your hands on this football--
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>> Mm-hm.
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>> --and swear your allegiance
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to me.
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I've also provided an elaborate
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spread for this important
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tête-à-tête.
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>> It looks like chips
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and Ranch dip.
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>> It's Hidden Valley Ranch.
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>> Oh.
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>> I should have kept
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the bottle out.
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>> Yeah, y'all, can we, uh,
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can we speed this thing along?
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>> Yes. Yes.
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[clearing throat]
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Malik, let's start with you.
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>> Okay. Okay. Cool. Cool.
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So, look, I've been sittin'
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with this for a minute, dawg,
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okay, and I ain't makin' no
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excuses for my actions.
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What I did was foul, right?
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I know you probably don't
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believe me, but I'm sorry.
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>> Aw...
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Sounds like an olive branch.
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Huh?
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>> Now, look, I know things
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can't be back exactly the way
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they were.
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Sometimes, you've got a bump
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in the road, but you work
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it out--as I assume you and
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Keira have.
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>> Yo, it is what it is, man.
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>> This is good. This is good.
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>> Look, I remember when me
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and Jenna, my ex-Drake girl,
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we had a rough patch, man.
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Woo, boy, we would fight,
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laugh, then make love, then
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fight, then laugh, then make
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love, then make love all
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night long, dawg.
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You got to be tired as hell,
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boy, huh? Huh?
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>> You know, I can get by on
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five hours of sleep regardless.
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>> Oh.
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>> JASON: I'm an eight-hour
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guy, myself.
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>> Ooh.
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>> I'm just...poot! [laughing]
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>> So...so...so...it's like...
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like five straight hours
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or is it like, you know,
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like a nudge-nudge, then
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go at it again type sleep?
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What? Hm?
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>> Can we quit all
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the silliness, Malik?
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>> What are you talkin' about?
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>> BLUE: Come on, man.
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It's clear you set this whole
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thing up to see if me and Keira
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were getting back together,
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to see if you still had
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a shot at her.
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>> JASON & MALIK: [laughing]
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>> JASON: Blue...
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Come on, man.
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I mean, Malik would never do
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something that disgusting.
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That...that would be...
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>> MALIK: [laughing]
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>> Is that what you're doing?
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>> Yeah.
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>> Oh, my God!
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>> What?
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>> Blue, I'm sorry.
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I didn't know anything about
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this, I swear.
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Dude, I cracked open the Hidden
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Valley Ranch, man.
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>> It's fine, J.
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I mean, it's clear your boy
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has it bad for Keira and I'm
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cool with it, you know, 'cause
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as you put it, you, uh...
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You smoked her out for me,
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right?
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All right.
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Oh, uh, and some words of
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advice.
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How you get 'em is how you
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lose 'em.
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>> JASON: No, no. No, no.
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Blue, hold on. We can fix this.
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>> BLUE: I'm all good.
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>> JASON: No, no, no.
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Just come on...
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>> TEE TEE: Nothing, right?
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>> Yep, you're right, man.
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He's dead.
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>> Tasha, I got your text.
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>> My Daddy's gone.
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>> Hey, whoa.
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Aren't you gentlemen forgettin'
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something?
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>> Oh, when it's natural causes,
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the funeral home has to take
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the body.
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Look, if it gets too creepy,
415
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use this.
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>> Very hi-tech, thanks.
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[sighing]
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[sighing]
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I'm sorry, Miss Mack.
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I'll go call a mortuary.
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>> You know what?
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You wouldn't even have to call
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a mortuary if you had kept
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a better eye on my Daddy.
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Hell, the man said he'd been
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dead for over an hour.
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>> I'm to blame for this?
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Not the chili cheese fries
429
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with bacon?
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Not the double cheeseburger
431
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with bacon?
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Not the Wedge Salad with bacon?
433
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No, I think all the bacon might
434
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have been a cry for help
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that you missed.
436
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>> Uh--
437
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>> Look, I'm sorry, but I
438
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thought he was asleep.
439
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>> How the hell he gonna sleep
440
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sittin' up like that?
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>> I was watching the baby.
442
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Come on.
443
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>> You can't watch him and Kai?
444
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>> Come on, stop fighting.
445
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This is an emotional time for
446
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everybody.
447
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But let's remember that he's
448
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in a better place.
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>> Let's just hope they
450
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serve bacon.
451
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>> Oh.
452
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>> I'm gonna call Malik.
453
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>> No! No!
454
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Okay, my baby, he don't do well
455
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with corpses, okay?
456
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I took him to see "Colors" when
457
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he was four years old
458
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and the boy ain't never been
459
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the same since.
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>> I am so sorry.
461
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Oh...
462
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>> Wow, I didn't even think
463
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you would show up.
464
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I mean, you know, after I sided
465
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with Chardonnay and that whole
466
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little dust-up and everything.
467
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>> Tasha, Kelly is your friend.
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She'll always be there for you.
469
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>> I'm sorry, Chardonnay,
470
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but I can answer for myself.
471
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Sweetie, I am your friend
472
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and I will always be there
473
00:09:54,300 --> 00:09:56,230
for you.
474
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See?
475
00:09:57,900 --> 00:09:59,270
You should be sitting.
476
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>> Guys, I am fine, okay?
477
00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:02,930
I'm good. All right?
478
00:10:02,933 --> 00:10:04,433
Death is just a part of
479
00:10:04,433 --> 00:10:05,573
life, y'all.
480
00:10:05,567 --> 00:10:06,927
All right, I'm cool.
481
00:10:06,933 --> 00:10:08,733
Hell, I just need me a drink.
482
00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:09,903
>> Tasha.
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00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:10,970
>> Shut your mouth, okay?
484
00:10:10,967 --> 00:10:13,297
I'm gonna pump 'n dump.
485
00:10:16,900 --> 00:10:17,900
What?
486
00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:19,500
My bad. Y'all want a drink?
487
00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:22,070
>> You're crying.
488
00:10:22,067 --> 00:10:23,297
>> Oh!
489
00:10:23,300 --> 00:10:24,430
Wow, look at that.
490
00:10:24,433 --> 00:10:25,373
I don't even know what came
491
00:10:25,367 --> 00:10:26,127
over me.
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00:10:26,133 --> 00:10:26,933
[sniffling]
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00:10:26,933 --> 00:10:27,733
Yes, I'm good, y'all.
494
00:10:27,733 --> 00:10:29,103
I'm good. I'm good.
495
00:10:29,100 --> 00:10:30,970
Y'all stop it. I am fine, okay?
496
00:10:30,967 --> 00:10:32,167
I am fine.
497
00:10:32,167 --> 00:10:34,767
I'm good, okay?
498
00:10:34,767 --> 00:10:36,527
Tee Tee, what are you doing?!
499
00:10:36,533 --> 00:10:38,203
>> Sorry.
500
00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:39,270
I was trying to get the remote
501
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so I could see what else was on.
502
00:10:41,067 --> 00:10:42,767
>> Damn it, look, I just need
503
00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:43,897
you to go down to my doctor's
504
00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:45,200
okay, and get me a sedative.
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Nothing less than 20 grams.
506
00:10:46,567 --> 00:10:48,267
Generic is fine.
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00:10:48,267 --> 00:10:49,167
>> [reading]
508
00:10:49,167 --> 00:10:51,667
"Dr. Mean Dream."
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00:10:51,667 --> 00:10:52,767
All right, well, seeing as how
510
00:10:52,767 --> 00:10:53,697
we've all been through a lot,
511
00:10:53,700 --> 00:10:54,600
I'll make sure we get enough
512
00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:55,800
medicine for everybody.
513
00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:58,200
>> Yeah.
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00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:59,370
>> Kelly, would you like
515
00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:01,367
a drink?
516
00:11:01,367 --> 00:11:03,227
>> [scoffing]
517
00:11:03,233 --> 00:11:05,103
You're suddenly so thoughtful.
518
00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:06,070
>> Yeah, I don't know what
519
00:11:06,067 --> 00:11:06,967
the hell that's about.
520
00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:08,527
>> Look, I've had so much anger
521
00:11:08,533 --> 00:11:10,103
towards you and Jason and,
522
00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:11,070
honestly, it was eating
523
00:11:11,067 --> 00:11:12,067
me alive.
524
00:11:12,067 --> 00:11:13,527
I prayed on it and the answer
525
00:11:13,533 --> 00:11:14,673
was to release it so I can move
526
00:11:14,667 --> 00:11:15,897
on with my life.
527
00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:18,070
>> So, God told you to be sweet.
528
00:11:18,067 --> 00:11:19,397
Mm-hm.
529
00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:21,500
>> Kell, listen, we're here
530
00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:22,400
for Tasha, okay?
531
00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:23,370
Let's put all of our energy
532
00:11:23,367 --> 00:11:24,367
into her.
533
00:11:24,367 --> 00:11:26,467
>> I'm fine, y'all. Go ahead.
534
00:11:26,467 --> 00:11:28,797
I'm good. I got this.
535
00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:29,870
>> KAI: [crying]
536
00:11:29,867 --> 00:11:31,067
>> Uh...
537
00:11:31,067 --> 00:11:33,467
Oh, wait, my baby's crying.
538
00:11:37,067 --> 00:11:40,667
>> Oh, no, after you, Char.
539
00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:45,727
>> KAI: [continues crying]
540
00:11:45,733 --> 00:11:46,673
>> You hear that cry my baby
541
00:11:46,667 --> 00:11:48,527
let out?
542
00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:49,403
Probably know her Granddaddy
543
00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:50,570
gone.
544
00:11:50,567 --> 00:11:51,867
You know, small children have
545
00:11:51,867 --> 00:11:55,827
a sixth sense--baby psychics.
546
00:11:55,833 --> 00:11:57,203
Ooh, that'd be a great name
547
00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:59,400
for a reality show.
548
00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:01,130
>> Look at her--unabashedly
549
00:12:01,133 --> 00:12:02,273
comforting and supporting
550
00:12:02,267 --> 00:12:03,327
your daughter.
551
00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:04,273
If you don't watch your back,
552
00:12:04,267 --> 00:12:05,297
she'll have her in a full ride
553
00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:06,070
to Berkeley.
554
00:12:06,067 --> 00:12:07,067
>> What the hell are you
555
00:12:07,067 --> 00:12:09,767
talking about, Kelly?
556
00:12:09,767 --> 00:12:10,867
>> I'm not buying this whole
557
00:12:10,867 --> 00:12:12,197
Saint Chardonnay act.
558
00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:13,770
She ruined any chance that
559
00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:15,067
Jason had to get into the Hall
560
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,827
of Fame--out of sheer spite.
561
00:12:16,833 --> 00:12:17,903
They were divorced.
562
00:12:17,900 --> 00:12:19,070
They were done.
563
00:12:19,067 --> 00:12:20,227
>> What the hell is goin'
564
00:12:20,233 --> 00:12:21,603
on with you?
565
00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:22,830
Girl, my father is decomposing
566
00:12:22,833 --> 00:12:24,103
in the other room.
567
00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:25,870
My Kai will never get a chance
568
00:12:25,867 --> 00:12:27,197
to spend time with her Bop-Pop
569
00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:28,730
or Pop-Pop or whatever kinda
570
00:12:28,733 --> 00:12:29,873
stupid-ass nickname he was
571
00:12:29,867 --> 00:12:32,067
gonna have.
572
00:12:32,067 --> 00:12:33,067
I don't even have a picture
573
00:12:33,067 --> 00:12:34,527
of him for her.
574
00:12:34,533 --> 00:12:35,773
You know, my mama burned up all
575
00:12:35,767 --> 00:12:38,427
of the ones that we had.
576
00:12:38,433 --> 00:12:39,473
My baby deserves more than
577
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,297
this, y'all.
578
00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:42,200
>> Well, if you need a picture,
579
00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:44,230
I have an idea.
580
00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:47,230
>> [camera shutter clicking]
581
00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:48,673
>> Ugh, I cannot give that to
582
00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:49,627
Kai, girl.
583
00:12:49,633 --> 00:12:50,873
He looks dead.
584
00:12:50,867 --> 00:12:52,767
>> Just a tad.
585
00:12:52,767 --> 00:12:53,927
>> That's because someone
586
00:12:53,933 --> 00:12:55,203
didn't filter it.
587
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:56,530
>> She's probably right.
588
00:12:56,533 --> 00:12:57,733
>> Of course, I am.
589
00:12:57,733 --> 00:12:58,673
That's why I stressed
590
00:12:58,667 --> 00:13:00,667
the "someone."
591
00:13:02,067 --> 00:13:03,767
Filtered!
592
00:13:03,767 --> 00:13:04,867
>> Sepia?
593
00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:05,867
Okay, now he looks
594
00:13:05,867 --> 00:13:07,197
old-timey dead.
595
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,300
Damn it.
596
00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:09,400
I want Kai to remember
597
00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:11,070
her Granddaddy as smart as
598
00:13:11,067 --> 00:13:13,127
Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson.
599
00:13:13,133 --> 00:13:14,733
You know, as smooth as Denzel
600
00:13:14,733 --> 00:13:17,333
and as lovin' as Biggie.
601
00:13:17,333 --> 00:13:19,073
Baby. Baby.
602
00:13:19,067 --> 00:13:21,297
[tsking]
603
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,130
>> CHARDONNAY: I've got
604
00:13:22,133 --> 00:13:23,303
another idea.
605
00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:24,100
>> [camera shutter clicking]
606
00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:25,070
>> Tasha!
607
00:13:25,067 --> 00:13:25,827
See, I knew we'd find everything
608
00:13:25,833 --> 00:13:26,873
in Malik's.
609
00:13:26,867 --> 00:13:28,067
>> Well, I knew...
610
00:13:28,067 --> 00:13:30,397
how to put it all together.
611
00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:32,630
>> TASHA: What the hell?
612
00:13:32,633 --> 00:13:33,533
Y'all, what the hell did y'all
613
00:13:33,533 --> 00:13:35,073
do to my Daddy?
614
00:13:35,067 --> 00:13:36,197
Why he lookin' like
615
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,170
the "One More Chance" video?
616
00:13:37,167 --> 00:13:39,427
>> She put it together.
617
00:13:39,433 --> 00:13:40,433
>> Look, I was just trying to
618
00:13:40,433 --> 00:13:41,473
create the perfect Granddaddy
619
00:13:41,467 --> 00:13:42,627
for the picture that you wanted.
620
00:13:42,633 --> 00:13:43,803
>> No, this is way past
621
00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:45,070
damn wrong.
622
00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:46,267
>> That's because he's more than
623
00:13:46,267 --> 00:13:47,297
just a bunch of props and a bad
624
00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:48,500
'90s sweater.
625
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:49,600
>> Well, Kelly, I'm doing
626
00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:50,970
the best that I can.
627
00:13:50,967 --> 00:13:51,967
>> Exactly.
628
00:13:51,967 --> 00:13:53,067
>> CHARDONNAY: Well, do you
629
00:13:53,067 --> 00:13:54,097
have any suggestions or is
630
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,100
criticizin ' all you're good at?
631
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:56,330
>> KELLY: I'm also good at
632
00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:57,873
snarky, snide and irreverence.
633
00:13:57,867 --> 00:13:59,067
>> CHARDONNAY: Well, I'm good
634
00:13:59,067 --> 00:14:00,067
at slap smack and creep.
635
00:14:00,067 --> 00:14:00,927
>> Well, I'm also good at
636
00:14:00,933 --> 00:14:01,933
dialing 911 and reporting
637
00:14:01,933 --> 00:14:02,903
assault.
638
00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:03,870
>> CHARDONNAY: Oh, so you're
639
00:14:03,867 --> 00:14:04,767
gonna preach this now?
640
00:14:04,767 --> 00:14:05,627
That what you're gonna do?
641
00:14:05,633 --> 00:14:06,573
>> Yes--
642
00:14:06,567 --> 00:14:08,467
>> Shut your selfish asses up!
643
00:14:08,467 --> 00:14:10,527
Y'all, my Daddy is gone.
644
00:14:10,533 --> 00:14:11,533
>> Tasha...
645
00:14:11,533 --> 00:14:13,703
>> Don't you "Tasha" me.
646
00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:14,670
Y'all just stay the hell away
647
00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:17,067
from me.
648
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:29,370
>> KELLY: [sighing]
649
00:14:29,367 --> 00:14:30,667
>> CHARDONNAY: [sighing]
650
00:14:30,667 --> 00:14:31,667
>> Thank you for getting
651
00:14:31,667 --> 00:14:34,597
Brittany into college.
652
00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,730
Okay, I said it.
653
00:14:36,733 --> 00:14:38,203
>> You said it.
654
00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:39,630
You said it?
655
00:14:39,633 --> 00:14:40,573
[laughing]
656
00:14:40,567 --> 00:14:41,527
You know what?
657
00:14:41,533 --> 00:14:42,433
You got some damn nerve,
658
00:14:42,433 --> 00:14:43,673
Kelly Pitts.
659
00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:44,967
You see, while you were coming
660
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:47,967
up with ways to jack my husband,
661
00:14:47,967 --> 00:14:49,227
I was stayin' up all night
662
00:14:49,233 --> 00:14:50,603
fillin' out college applications
663
00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,670
for your daughter--the same girl
664
00:14:52,667 --> 00:14:53,767
that wouldn't even call me by
665
00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:55,597
my God-given name.
666
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:56,870
And even as disrespectful
667
00:14:56,867 --> 00:14:59,427
as she was, I honestly was happy
668
00:14:59,433 --> 00:15:00,733
for her when she called and told
669
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,533
me the news, and not to get back
670
00:15:02,533 --> 00:15:04,533
at you and Jason, but because
671
00:15:04,533 --> 00:15:05,773
she deserves a chance at
672
00:15:05,767 --> 00:15:07,627
an education--no matter how
673
00:15:07,633 --> 00:15:10,473
foul her mama is.
674
00:15:10,467 --> 00:15:11,427
>> Saint Chardonnay had
675
00:15:11,433 --> 00:15:12,703
a quick break.
676
00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:14,470
>> I'm no saint, Kelly, and
677
00:15:14,467 --> 00:15:15,697
after all that you and Jason
678
00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:17,900
put me through this year,
679
00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:19,130
I'd wondered if I'd fallen
680
00:15:19,133 --> 00:15:20,573
to far into darkness, I never
681
00:15:20,567 --> 00:15:22,367
could get back.
682
00:15:22,367 --> 00:15:24,197
Jilted at the altar, bein'
683
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,070
the laughing stock of San Diego,
684
00:15:26,067 --> 00:15:27,067
humiliated on national
685
00:15:27,067 --> 00:15:28,067
television.
686
00:15:28,067 --> 00:15:29,767
Girl, I could go on and on
687
00:15:29,767 --> 00:15:30,897
and on.
688
00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:36,570
But here I am--still standin'.
689
00:15:36,567 --> 00:15:38,727
You haven't broken me
690
00:15:38,733 --> 00:15:41,473
'cause you can't break me.
691
00:15:41,467 --> 00:15:42,597
That's what I realized about
692
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:43,930
this whole thing is that
693
00:15:43,933 --> 00:15:48,173
Chardonnay is unbreakable.
694
00:15:48,167 --> 00:15:54,067
So, for that, thank you.
695
00:15:54,067 --> 00:15:57,697
>> You're right.
696
00:15:57,700 --> 00:16:00,700
I've been a monster.
697
00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:06,100
You didn't deserve any of this.
698
00:16:06,100 --> 00:16:09,600
I'm sorry.
699
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:10,700
And I hope that you can
700
00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:14,700
forgive me.
701
00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:17,800
Come on, it's easy.
702
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:21,800
I forgive you, Kell, yes!
703
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:23,770
>> Don't do that.
704
00:16:23,767 --> 00:16:24,927
You're gonna have to live
705
00:16:24,933 --> 00:16:26,333
with this, Kelly.
706
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:29,803
This is your cross to bear.
707
00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:31,670
I'll go check on Kai.
708
00:16:31,667 --> 00:16:36,067
>> * You'll always remain
709
00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:39,067
* It weighs so heavy
710
00:16:39,067 --> 00:16:40,897
* So heavy
711
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:47,300
* On your heart
712
00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:52,900
* So what you gonna do now
713
00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:55,130
* Now that you're falling
714
00:16:55,133 --> 00:16:57,773
* You're falling down
715
00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,867
>> [door closing]
716
00:16:59,867 --> 00:17:01,767
>> Mom, what you doing?
717
00:17:01,767 --> 00:17:02,967
Now I done told you, there's
718
00:17:02,967 --> 00:17:04,067
an age restriction on this
719
00:17:04,067 --> 00:17:05,297
damn Jacuzzi, 17 and a half
720
00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:06,730
to 24 and a half.
721
00:17:06,733 --> 00:17:10,533
Get your old ass out, Mom.
722
00:17:10,532 --> 00:17:12,932
>> Come sit with me, baby.
723
00:17:12,933 --> 00:17:16,303
>> Mom, what's wrong?
724
00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:18,200
>> Your Granddad passed.
725
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,370
>> Naw.
726
00:17:20,367 --> 00:17:22,327
Naw, Mom.
727
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:23,503
How?
728
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:26,230
>> He died peacefully.
729
00:17:26,233 --> 00:17:31,303
>> Granddad.
730
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,930
>> Well...
731
00:17:32,933 --> 00:17:33,973
Old man went out just like
732
00:17:33,967 --> 00:17:35,867
he said he would.
733
00:17:35,867 --> 00:17:37,627
>> Booty and bacon?
734
00:17:37,633 --> 00:17:38,803
>> Booty and bacon.
735
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:42,070
>> BOTH: [quietly laughing]
736
00:17:42,067 --> 00:17:43,567
>> You know, it's just so weird.
737
00:17:43,567 --> 00:17:44,827
You know, I feel like I need
738
00:17:44,833 --> 00:17:45,973
to be obsessin' over how many
739
00:17:45,967 --> 00:17:47,067
years we wasted being angry
740
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:50,797
with each other, but...
741
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:51,970
my mind just keeps running back
742
00:17:51,967 --> 00:17:54,897
to Kai, you know, and how,
743
00:17:54,900 --> 00:17:57,070
if I hadn't messed up with
744
00:17:57,067 --> 00:17:59,397
Pookie, maybe she'd have her
745
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:00,730
dad around more and have
746
00:18:00,733 --> 00:18:01,933
a better relationship with him
747
00:18:01,933 --> 00:18:03,273
than I had with my father.
748
00:18:03,267 --> 00:18:04,197
>> No, Mom, that's the past,
749
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,070
okay?
750
00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:06,327
You can't do nothing about it.
751
00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:07,433
But now that you know what you
752
00:18:07,433 --> 00:18:08,433
want, just make sure that
753
00:18:08,433 --> 00:18:09,403
Kai and Pookie are good
754
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:13,200
from here on out.
755
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:16,070
>> I will.
756
00:18:16,067 --> 00:18:17,067
You know, you just can't help
757
00:18:17,067 --> 00:18:19,827
but have regrets.
758
00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:22,173
So, my hope for you, son,
759
00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:23,297
is that your bag of regrets
760
00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:27,070
isn't as heavy as mine.
761
00:18:27,067 --> 00:18:29,467
Okay?
762
00:18:29,467 --> 00:18:31,367
[kissing]
763
00:18:31,367 --> 00:18:32,797
I love you.
764
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,470
>> I love you.
765
00:18:34,467 --> 00:18:36,367
>> Uh, Miss Mack, the mortician
766
00:18:36,367 --> 00:18:38,567
just showed up downstairs.
767
00:18:38,567 --> 00:18:40,067
>> [sighing]
768
00:18:40,067 --> 00:18:41,227
>> And Dr. Mean Dream was
769
00:18:41,233 --> 00:18:42,933
closed, so I sprinkled
770
00:18:42,933 --> 00:18:43,873
a little sedative over this
771
00:18:43,867 --> 00:18:45,127
frozen yogurt.
772
00:18:45,133 --> 00:18:46,303
>> Thanks, Tee Tee.
773
00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:47,770
>> You're welcome.
774
00:18:47,767 --> 00:18:50,097
>> * On your heart
775
00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:51,300
>> So you heard, huh?
776
00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:52,670
>> MALIK: [sighing]
777
00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:54,697
>> Sorry for your loss.
778
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,130
He wasn't a good dude,
779
00:18:56,133 --> 00:18:58,233
but he was yours.
780
00:18:58,233 --> 00:19:00,203
>> * Now that you're falling
781
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,200
* You're falling down
782
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,130
>> Everything'll be okay.
783
00:19:04,133 --> 00:19:05,773
>> Yeah, I know, 'cause
784
00:19:05,767 --> 00:19:07,097
my bag full of regret is gonna
785
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:08,570
be a whole lot lighter, Tee Tee.
786
00:19:08,567 --> 00:19:09,827
>> * There's only so much
787
00:19:09,833 --> 00:19:11,073
* I can do
788
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:11,897
* If you're not loving you
789
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,730
>> Yo, Keira, I know you got
790
00:19:13,733 --> 00:19:14,773
my apologies and I hope you
791
00:19:14,767 --> 00:19:16,297
accepted it.
792
00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:17,370
But, look, I'm done hiding how
793
00:19:17,367 --> 00:19:19,427
I feel, Keira, okay?
794
00:19:19,433 --> 00:19:20,833
I want you today.
795
00:19:20,833 --> 00:19:21,733
I want you now.
796
00:19:21,733 --> 00:19:23,533
I want you, okay?
797
00:19:23,533 --> 00:19:24,433
So stop trippin'
798
00:19:24,433 --> 00:19:28,333
and call me back.
799
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:30,733
>> Damn.
800
00:19:30,733 --> 00:19:31,773
>> Sometimes you just gotta
801
00:19:31,767 --> 00:19:32,767
throw it out there and see if
802
00:19:32,767 --> 00:19:34,597
it comes back, Tee Tee.
803
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:35,770
>> * You know that I can't
804
00:19:35,767 --> 00:19:38,827
* No I can't
805
00:19:46,933 --> 00:20:02,503
>> *
806
00:20:02,553 --> 00:20:07,103
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