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>> JASON: Kelly, Kelly, Kelly.

Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly.

>> KELLY: [laughing]

>> Is there any challenge you

and I can't surmount together?

I mean, seriously,

like for real.

I believe, if we put our heads

together, we could probably

beat death.

And I mean really kick its ass.

Now that would mean we'd be

stuck together until the end of

time, but that is fine with me

because I will love you forever.

>> Now, Kelly...

>> Jason, my Jason, an adventure

is what you promised me

and that is what I've gotten.

and that is what I've gotten. You are...

You are...

You are... I always thought...

I always thought...

I always thought... I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I can't do this.

>> What?

>> What? >> Mommy?

>> Mommy?

>> I'm kidding!

>> Oh!

>> I just wanted to see what

that felt like.

[laughing]

>> It did not feel good.

It did not feel good.

Oh, wow, I'm a bastard.

That's what I--

Woo, good one, good one.

>> I love this man and I love

this family.

I am so in.

>> I now pronounce you husband

and wife--again.

Kiss your bride, Mr. Pitts.

>> [cell phone ringing]

>> Really, Daddy?

>> Sorry.

It's the job.

I just...

Just give me a second.

Just give me a second.

♪ Baby Rog!

>> Yo, Jason, what's up, man?

What are you up to?

>> I'm actually in the middle of

my impromptu wedding.

I'm remarrying my first wife.

You remember Kelly--sexy blond,

rockin' bod.

You probably had teen dreams

about her back in the day.

>> You're a wild boy, Jason.

Hey, let me ask you a quick

question.

At what point in between

remarrying your ex and admitting

on national television that you

did steroids, were you planning

on actually coming back to the

team you're running to address

this absolute disaster that's

happening on the field between

your star player and your third

string quarterback--a third

string quarterback that you

begged me to put back

on the team?

>> Um...

Kell, this is gonna take longer

Kell, this is gonna take longer than a second.

than a second.

than a second. >> ♪

>> ♪

>> [knock at door]

>> I'm comin'.

>> I'm comin'. Oh...

Oh...

Okay, so you brought Grandpa

as your backup.

>> Yeah, 'cause after 30-odd

years, I still can't get through

to your ass by my damn self.

>> Not with goin' on with all

that noise, please!

>> Come on, show your mother

some respect.

None of the men she takes into

her bed might not give her any,

but your son damn sure better.

>> What?

Okay, look, we talked about

this old man--best behavior.

>> This is my best behavior.

>> No, Grandpa, all she needs

to do is tell her silly ass

client to calm the hell down.

>> He won't talk to me, Malik.

This whole season is riding

on Blue.

I mean, he basically has enough

power to get you kicked off

of the damn team, and I know

whatever this is, it's got

something to do with that fight

that happened in the elevator

between you, him, and Keira,

all right, so tell me everything

so I can just handle it.

>> I don't remember.

>> Mm-hm, still no

snitchin', huh?

Ooh, you really know how to make

me hate and admire you at

the same damn time.

>> Ah, what's there to snitch?

He smooshed it?

>> You think he smashed Keira?

>> Wait, wait, the word's not

smooshed?

>> No!

>> But I like smooshed.

So let's just make a pact right

now--it's gonna be smooshed

from now on.

>> Malik, what the hell were

you thinking?

>> We didn't smash, Ma!

>> 'Cause he smooshed it.

>> No, all we did was kiss.

>> What?

All of this is about a kiss?

It'd have been worth it,

if you smooshed her.

>> Well, we didn't, all right?

So, technically, I'm innocent.

Dude is trippin'.

>> No, you trippin'.

You betrayed a teammate, okay?

You broke the damn code.

>> You know what?

This is absolutely crazy how

you're gonna sit up here and

talk about the code when you are

the same woman that strung two

men along at the same time,

whose baby you're carrying.

went nine months without knowing

I think that's the pot callin'

the Black man kettle.

>> GRANDPA: [chuckling]

>> You know, Malik, I've had to

live with my mistakes.

Maybe you need to learn to

do the same.

Good luck.

>> Goodnight.

>> [door slamming]

>> You got her good with

that last one.

[chuckling]

[sighing]

Well...

she's not been a good example

for you.

It's been a mess.

But, hell, I wasn't the best

example for her.

So, maybe we oughta just keep on

making dumb-ass mistakes after

dumb-ass mistakes and keep on

pushing the blame on up

the family tree.

>> That's not what I'm tryin' to

do, Grandpa.

>> You weren't exactly taking

responsibility for your

actions, son.

But if that's the man you are,

then don't change.

But I'm gonna spend some time

with my little choo-choo, Kai.

So, good luck, son.

And don't forget--

And don't forget-- it's, uh, it's smoosh now.

it's, uh, it's smoosh now.

>> [door opens, closes]

>> It's coming, it's coming.

>> [gasping]

>> Okay. Ooh.

All right, Keisha, from now

on, you can't say you don't know

the expiration on braids

is two months, not two years,

okay?

Girl, I'm gonna have to pay

somebody to dust it.

>> Excuse me, Miss Pitts?

>> Mr. Keith?

Hey, welcome to Spadonnay.

>> Thank you.

Can I steal you away from

your client for about five

minutes?

>> Sure.

>> A beautiful place,

by the way.

>> Thank you.

>> Thank you. >> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

So, of course, it was my

father's decision to hire Jason

as interim head coach and in

light of this steroid scandal,

I decided to kinda get ahead

of the story, get a feeler if

there's any other potentially

disastrous stories out there

that I might need to

be aware of.

>> Like?

>> You know, normal stuff--

gambling, prostitution, forgery,

dog-fighting, pyramid schemes,

necrophilia, interference with

a flight crew?

Any of this hit?

>> I don't know about any of

that stuff, and if I were to

tell you something, it most

likely would blow up in my

face--pretty much like it did on

Deborah Norville when I outed

him on steroids.

I know you saw that.

>> My family owns the Sabers

and we take a lot of pride in

the team and I just don't want

Jason's messiness to tarnish

our brand--you know, with this

steroid stuff and the

inappropriateness at mid-field

and leaving practise to get

married.

>> He got remarried?

>> I'm sorry.

I thought you knew that.

>> [sighing]

No.

No, but you know, it makes

sense.

I stopped crying about it

on Monday.

I signed the divorce papers

on Tuesday.

And he gets remarried

on Wednesday.

>> MAN: Jason, as I understand,

So, yeah, it sounds about right.

there was a severe confrontation

on the field between your

protégé Blue and your old

teammate Malik Wright.

Now other reports have confirmed

visible bruises and cuts.

Your response.

>> I can see why there'd be

some confusion.

What happened was the night

before, those two buddies had

gone to a charity event with

Keira Michelle Whitaker.

>> I'm sorry, who?

>> Uh, the mudsucker movie

"Baggers."

She's irrelevant.

Anyway, they were in a fender

bender, there was a bad airbag,

we may sue.

>> We happen to have videotape

of the incident.

>> Huh?

>> But instead of a car,

it's an elevator and instead

of a crash, it's a brawl.

of a crash, it's a brawl. Let's roll that footage.

Let's roll that footage.

>> Oh.

Oh, no, this?

No, what you're seeing here...

it's they're re-enacting a dance

from the charity event.

It was a regional cha-cha

and I did hear mention that

they'd just seen Kung Fu Hustle

which would explain the kicking.

So, what we're seeing here is

two passionate players being

blasted.

Thanks for your time, sir.

>> Blue appears to be

the aggressor.

Now with this season resting on

him, and with the likelihood

of disciplinary action,

the playoff chances, they're

looking a lot slimmer.

>> Well, there's a lot of

assumptions there, Chuck.

>> Well, the tweets we're

receiving are calling your

version of the events

questionable--along with

your credibility.

>> [sighing] I can't...

I think we're having a technical

snafu.

I can't really hear you.

>> I think you can hear

me, Jason.

>> So maybe we could--

>> In fact, now they're

questioning if there could be so

many inaccuracies in this story,

there might be some inaccuracies

in your being a hero with regard

to your latest steroid

revelation.

>> Twitterers are lying.

I opened up my heart and I

confessed to unveil the ugly

epidemic in this sport, okay?

And if I helped just one person,

then that's it.

That's all I need.

I just need one, just one.

Then any consequences

or misdirected criticism toward

me was well worth it.

>> Well, that's good to hear

because the consequences are

harsh, indeed.

I happen to have the League's

latest statement.

>> League put out a statement.

Ambushing me again.

I can't believe you, dude.

Chuck, I introduced you to

your wife.

I coulda taken her for myself.

>> In a nutshell, it says

they're stripping you of your

championship title.

You can kiss that Hall of Fame

goodbye.

>> Yeah, it's...it's a sacrifice

I expected.

>> And all of your records

from your rookie year onward,

they're being investigated.

>> Hold on. What?

>> And on that note--

>> That was half of one season.

>> Any final words?

>> Yeah, you're a bastard,

Chuck.

You're a real...bastard.

>> Right after the break,

our analysts will debate

how quickly the Sabers

will fold, if Westbrook goes

will fold, if Westbrook goes down for this one.

down for this one.

>> But, girl, when y'all jumped

up, and got engaged, and you'd

even set a wedding date,

that just screams the end

of a relationship.

Oh, it's over, y'all.

No, we just playin'.

>> You know, when I think back

on our relationship, it just

seems like all we ever did

was argue.

>> 'Cause you did.

>> I know.

I guess I felt like arguing was

a sign of passion and passion

was a sign of love, so...

>> I've been there, too, and you

know what I know now?

Love is just sitting in the same

room in silence.

>> Mmm.

>> I mean, it ain't gonna happen

to me because I run my mouth

too much.

>> [laughing]

>> But I do know now, girl,

I don't have to fight to feel

like I'm in love anymore.

>> I guess I kind of feel like

Malik opened my eyes to that,

too.

>> He was a distraction.

>> No, no, no.

No, way more than that.

He's my friend.

We'd laugh all the time.

We'd talk mess to each other.

[laughing]

It's fun.

He's not trying to change me,

you know?

Things are just...

very easy with him.

>> Where the hell is this going?

>> Nowhere.

>> Wait, I can see it all in

your eyeballs.

>> No.

>> Keira.

>> Hm?

>> Did you fall for my son?

>> No.

>> Okay, look, I love my son

dearly, okay?

But when I created him, I left

out one thing--the relationship

gene.

Come on, think about it.

Have you ever seen Malik in

a long-lasting relationship?

>> No.

>> Exactly.

You need to focus on you,

concentrate on your acting,

okay, and leave these men

alone--especially Malik.

'Cause what you want from him,

he can't give it to you--

trust.

You hear me?

>> I hear you.

>> You'd better play with

them toys and leave them

them toys and leave them boys alone.

boys alone.

>> ♪ Although there's pain

♪ In my chest

♪ I still wish you the best

♪ With a forget you

♪ Now baby baby baby baby

♪ Why you wanna

♪ Wanna hurt me so bad

♪ So bad

♪ So bad so bad

♪ I tried to tell my mama

♪ But she told me

♪ "This is one for your dad"

♪ Your dad your dad your dad

>> [car horn honking]

>> [screaming]

>> [car horn honking]

>> [screaming]

>> ♪ Why

♪ Why

♪ Why

♪ Why ♪ Lady yeah

♪ Lady yeah

♪ I still love you

>> Oh, yes, yes!

A million dimes! Yes!

>> ♪ Gotta cleanse my house

♪ Gotta cleanse

♪ Gotta gotta gotta cleanse

Who's gotta cleanse?

>> Mama's gotta cleanse.

>> You got it.

>> [knock at door]

>> ♪ Burnin' sage

♪ Burnin' sage

♪ Burnin' sage

♪ Gotta cleanse my house

♪ Gotta

♪ Gotta gotta cleanse

♪ Burnin' sage

♪ Burnin' sage

♪ Burnin' sage

♪ Gotta cleanse my house

♪ Gotta gotta gotta

♪ Gotta cleanse gotta cleanse

♪ Gotta cleanse--

>> I like what you've done

with the place, Kelly.

>> Okay, so this moment was

unavoidable.

Let's just go ahead and put

it out there.

You were my stepmom.

>> Not now, little girl.

>> Okay, but you're

my birth mom.

>> Not now, little girl.

>> Okay.

>> You shouldn't be here.

>> You're right.

I mean, 'cause it's not like

I helped pick out that bench

or this vase or got this

subscription to

Black Enterprise.

>> That's my Black Enterprise.

>> Oh, my bad.

>> You can do the change of

address online.

They're really quick about it.

>> You know what?

I don't give a damn.

Not six months ago, you stood

over there and you told me you

didn't come back to steal

my family, my life.

>> I left.

You had your chance to get

it all back.

>> Come on, you know the damage

was done, Kelly.

I mean, just have the human

decency to admit that you wanted

Jason back.

Admit it.

>> [sighing]

You're right.

I wanted Jason back and,

honestly, I don't think I ever

stopped loving him, and then

I came and I saw him with you

and I barely recognized him.

He was more understanding,

less controlling, giving--

he was everything that I wanted

and needed him to be once

I left him.

>> But I got him there, not you.

>> Did you?

>> Yes.

>> Because I would argue that it

was me leaving him that whipped

him into shape and made him into

the man that you married.

>> Exactly! Married!

He was still my husband, girl.

>> You're right and normally

I would never come between

a married couple--separated,

maybe, married, no.

But this was different.

I put in years with this man.

I am the mother of his child.

Together, or not together,

Together, or not together, he will always be mine.

he will always be mine.

>> You know what?

You're a dirty dog, Kelly Pitts.

And you two dirty dogs deserve

And you two dirty dogs deserve each other.

each other.

each other. >> [door opens, slams closed]

>> [door opens, slams closed]

>> [door opens, slams closed] >> [sobbing]

>> [sobbing]

[sniffling]

Oh, Lord...

I know my steps are ordered by

you, but I've...

I've clearly gone off the path.

I'm truly lost.

[sighing]

Seeking revenge on Kelly

and Jason, I mean, seeing them

together just filled me with

so much rage.

I just knew they had to be

laughing at me for being such

a fool, a fool for not seeing

that he was never mine to

begin with.

I felt like if I just tore him

down, I could find fulfillment,

but all I have is emptiness now.

Please, I just...

I need your help.

If you hear me, I need your

help, I need your guidance.

[sobbing]

Help me.

Help me. Help me.

Help me.

>> Look, everybody can see from

the video that I'm just

defending myself, but I get it.

You need Blue on the team more

than you need me, so, I came

down here to let y'all know

I'm gonna take the "L" on

I'm gonna take the "L" on this one.

this one.

>> Perfect.

We'll have talking points

and an interview set up for you

tomorrow so you can take sole

responsibility for the elevator

brawl, and given your checkered

history, people will buy it.

We'll also announce that

you'll be serving a two-game

suspension.

So, basically, you get to do

whatever you've been doing this

season, or not been doing,

because you are the third string

quarterback, correct?

>> Just like your damn daddy.

>> JASON: Thanks for doing

this, Malik.

this, Malik. >> ROGER: Give us the room.

>> ROGER: Give us the room.

>> JASON: Man, today was one

for the crapper.

At least one thing went right

for us, huh, Baby Rog?

>> Put down the damn gummy

bears, Jason.

>> I thought they were for

everybody.

>> Get your nasty-ass feet

off my desk!

>> Okay

[laughing]

I take it there's still

a problem.

>> Yeah, and it's you, Pittsy.

Your entire tenure as interim

head coach has been a damn

debacle and that ridiculous-ass

interview you did with

Chuck Riley?

>> Hey, that's called spin

control.

>> How the hell you gonna spin

the sex tape of you and your

wife on the 50 yard line?

>> Oh, no.

>> Yeah, Carl the janitor

recorded the whole thing on his

cell phone.

Even made a nice little sizzle

reel if you'd like to see it.

>> [clearing throat]

Hm...I...I see how that could

be frowned upon.

>> Everything is not a damn

joke, Jason.

>> I'm not jo--listen, I am

literally about to have my

entire football career wiped

away because of one mistake

I made during half of one

season.

Do you have an idea what that

means to someone like me?

Do you?

This is my last chance at

a clean slate, so I have to

correct you, you man.

I take my job as head coach

very seriously.

>> You are the interim

head coach of my team.

The word "interim" means

"temporary" which means your ass

better keep winning because if

my team doesn't make the

playoffs, for the second

straight year, I'll drop your

ass faster than you can swallow

one of those gummy bears,

and I doubt very seriously

if anyone wants to hire

if anyone wants to hire a juiced-up, loser-ass coach.

a juiced-up, loser-ass coach.

Now get your ass outta my

office.

>> This is the conference room,

>> This is the conference room, it's not--

it's not--

>> [blowing air]

>> [knock at door]

>> Y'all, just come in and put

it on the kitchen counter.

[blowing air]

If you're here to thank me,

dawg, there's no need.

I just did what I had to do.

>> My dude, you have lost

your mind, man.

I came to make sure you don't

think you have some moral high

ground off this.

See, you took the fall because

it was your fault.

>> Okay.

You know, dawg, I'll take it.

Okay, I messed up.

>> Yeah, you did.

But, hey, I shoulda known you

would steal my girl.

I mean, Malik Wright is nothing

but trash.

>> I'm trash.

>> Oh, yeah.

I mean, that's why Yana dumped

you, right?

She sees what we all see--

you're trash.

>> Okay.

I hear you.

But I'm gonna need to correct

you on one thing, playboy.

This whole "stole your girl"

thing, it don't sit right

with me because most people

would say "if she was really

"your girl, I wouldn't have

been able to steal her."

So good luck with the next one,

homie.

>> Why are you talkin' about

her like she was some jump

off to me?

That was my fiancée, man.

>> Ooh, that's right.

Your silly ass did put a ring

on it, didn't you?

[laughing]

The girl who steps out with me

the second you turn your back

ain't the one you wife up,

junior.

So, you should probably be

thankin' Big Daddy Lik-Lik

because this trash smoked

her ass out for you.

Now I'ma get back to cleaning my

sneakers before I wipe the floor

with your ass.

>> KEIRA: You smoked me out?

Really?

>> BLUE: Yeah, and that's what

you chose.

you chose. Y'all be cool.

Y'all be cool.

Y'all be cool. >> [sighing]

>> [sighing]

>> [sighing] >> ♪

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