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>> * Hot Hot

* Hot Hot

* Gettin' it on, man

* Gettin' it on

>> Wait! Ah!

>> What? What? What?

>> I'm engaged.

How could you let this happen?

>> I'm sorry, I--

Wait, I let this happen?

>> KEIRA: I don't know.

>> MAN: Thanks for checking in.

My favorite Saber.

I'll keep it up front for ya.

>> No, that's cool, man.

I was about two minutes away

from gettin' trashed at

y'all Bar Uber, you know?

>> Oh, man, I hear that.

You have to celebrate a win

like tonight.

That was classic.

I'll just park it over by

Keira's.

You guys can pick them up

in the morning.

[distorted voice]

Yeah, I actually only caught

like a little bit of the game

because up in the bar I was...

>> [heartbeat pounding]

>> [distorted voice]

...and then I actually got

actually got up for a butt

scratch.

I loved that match.

>> Look, tonight you'll go home,

lay next to your boy and wake up

tomorrow.

It'll be like one big dream,

right?

>> Yeah, that sounds good.

>> Yeah.

Yeah.

>> [elevator bell dings]

>> After you.

>> [no audible dialogue]

>> [static crackling]

[static crackling]

[static crackling]

>> *

>> [kissing]

>> JASON: [sighing]

>> KELLY: [sighing]

>> KELLY & JASON: [laughing]

>> KELLY: You've still got it.

[laughing]

This is the coolest place that

we have ever done it.

>> There was that one time in

the White House.

>> Yeah. [sighing]

>> Bush was surprisingly cool

when he walked in on on us.

>> Yes, but the lingering

>> A little bit.

was creepy.

>> [laughing]

>> A creepy guy.

>> [sighing]

I can't believe that this

is really real.

You are a head coach!

>> Interim head coach.

>> For now.

And you and I are the King

[laughing]

and Queen of Saber country.

>> And this is our castle.

>> Hell, yeah.

>> Hell, yeah.

Mmmm!

Mmmm!

>> [cell phone ringing]

>> Uh...uh...

[kissing]

>> [phone continues ringing]

>> Mmmm. It's Chardonnay.

>> What do you think she's

calling about this late?

>> I don't know.

She signed the divorce papers.

I get the house, she gets

Spadonnay.

It's probably just chit-chat.

Voice mail.

>> She has been through enough

with you--answer it.

>> Right now?

[sighing]

Hey, Char, what's goin' on?

>> Sorry to call so late,

but, uh, I just wanted you to

know that I caught the big

announcement.

Wow, interim head coach

of the Sabers! Yes!

>> Yeah, yeah.

Well, people don't really say

the "interim" part, but...yeah.

>> Well, congrats, Jason.

I know how much this must

mean to you.

You know what?

I think the second act of your

career is gonna be amazing.

>> Well, thank you for

>> Look, we were goin' down

the congratulations, Chardonnay.

a messy road and we didn't

really get a chance to say

goodbye.

that we're good.

But I also wanted you to know

>> Wow, thank you.

You know what?

That really means a lot to me.

>> You know, we had a great

journey, Jason.

I mean, eloping in Mexico,

opening up Spadonnay together,

retiring your jersey,

gettin' through that steroid

scandal.

>> Yeah, yeah, it was quite

an adventure.

>> Mm-hm, a crazy adventure,

you know, especially those

steroids and you payin'

off Ty.

>> Yeah, that steroid mess

>> Yeah, them anabolical

was insane.

steroids you was takin'

was great.

>> Hey, who are you telling?

I'm just glad those needle marks

didn't scar my ass.

[laughing]

>> Stop talking about steroids.

She's recording you.

>> What? No.

>> Yes.

>> No.

>> Yes.

>> No.

>> Yes.

>> Chardonnay, are you...

are you recording me?

>> You're damn right I am.

Okay, that's what you get.

[laughing]

Yes! Got it.

>> We should put our clothes

back on.

Oh, that sneaky broad.

Give me my underwear.

>> I've gotta find it, first.

>> Hurry! Hurry!

>> I know. Where's my top at?

Quick, give me that.

>> All right, and y'all break

a little bit off for

your mamas, hear?

And remember, discretion, that

isn't something you can just

learn from school.

It comes from good home

training.

Mm-hm.

It is the middle of the night.

I was sleepin', my baby was

sleepin'.

It was damn near respectable

around here.

So, what I need to hear right

now is what the hell happened?

Oh, so what, the three of y'all

in some kind of pact?

Like y'all just pact'd up?

But you don't think I know what

the hell this is all about.

Two poles, one hoo-ha equals

an elevator brawl.

Come on, just say it ain't

true, y'all.

[sighing]

Damn it!

I so didn't want this to be

true, y'all.

So, what, Blue, you and Keira,

y'all get into it over some

mess that don't nobody give

a damn about.

And then Malik Wright,

aka Captain Saber, what, you had

to jump in and everything just

got all out of control, huh?

Y'all cannot afford to be makin'

no damn spectacle of yourselves.

Y'all are teammates.

[clapping hands]

Teammates!

Okay, this mess goes way

beyond y'all.

Hell, it affects Blue's money,

Malik's money, my money.

Blue's reputation, Malik's

reputation, my reputation,

the team's reputation.

It's a whole lot of money

and reputation that's on

the damn line.

All right, look, everybody's

gonna be asking what the hell

happened.

Here's the T.

The three of y'all were rollin'

back from a private charity

event and you got into a fender

bender and, Malik, since it look

like Blue ran your ass, you were

in the passenger seat,

you kissed the dashboard,

airbag messed you up and you

were in the back seat and

your seatbelt kept you lookin'

pretty.

Hell, we might even be able to

get a seatbelt awareness

campaign out of this, okay?

I don't think I was about to

say, "Have a good night."

But, you know what?

Goodnight, Blue!

>> [door slamming]

>> Goodnight, Malik.

>> [door slamming]

>> Unh-unh-unh.

Park it right here, dimples.

You're gonna stay here tonight.

Yeah, Blue look like he was

angry enough to strangle

the damn devil.

Girl, that make up sex tomorrow

is gonna be everything!

Ooh, yeah, I'm gettin' hot just

thinkin' about it.

Mmmm!

All right, now look, if you need

a blanket or some pillows,

you can just call down to

housekeeping.

They'll bring it up, all right?

Girl, you must have a hell

of a hoo-ha.

>> Ha, and this is Kai in her

fireman hat.

[laughing]

Ooh, and just look at her,

in her pilot hat.

And look at her in her big old

church hat.

She ain't never been to church.

>> Oh, wow, that's so wonderful.

Anyway, uh, I took the liberty

of ordering for us.

>> Mozzarella sticks?

Girl, you about to drop

a bombshell on me.

>> No, but I am going to ask

my bestie a favor.

Chardonnay's back and she's kind

of on one right now.

>> On one?

Please don't say it's

crystal meth.

See, I knew that girl was gonna

take a wrong turn somewhere,

but, honey, that biker's coffee,

that ain't for her.

>> She's not tweaking on

the yellow bam.

>> Oh.

>> She recorded a private

conversation between her and

Jason where he happened to

mention he did steroids.

>> Oooh.

Caught slippin' on a wiretap,

huh?

[laughing]

Okay, sera, sera.

You know what?

They never give enough marinara

sauce with these.

We need to get some more.

Garçon!

>> Tasha!

>> What?

>> I need you to talk Chardonnay

down before she does something

that we'll all regret.

>> How am I gonna regret

Jason's mess?

>> This mess affects Jason's

money, Sabers' money,

your money, since it affects

your client Blue's money.

But there's also reputation.

Jason's reputation,

my reputation, the team's

reputation.

There's a lot of money and

reputations on the line here,

Tasha.

>> Oh, I get that.

>> Great.

>> Not great.

Look, you're my bestie, but

Chardonnay is my bestie, too,

and I already put two in the

back of her head when I sided

with Malik and the Sunbeams

over her, okay?

I'm telling you, I swear by my

Rollie from Switzerland,

I'm stayin' neutral on this.

>> I get your situation,

but it just hit me.

Jason would owe you.

Malik's third string workin'

his way back to the top.

Jason's head coach--maybe he can

pull some strings.

>> BOTH: [squealing laughter]

>> Uh, no, my hands are tied

on this.

[clicking tongue]

Okay?

>> Okay, maybe I'm not making

myself clear.

Jason doesn't just pull strings

now, but he can also cut them.

And let's face it--third string

is very weak and can easily

be cut.

>> [scoffing laugh]

Is that a treat, Kelly Pitts?

>> Think of it more as

a strong request.

That's for the extra marinara.

>> [music playing on stereo]

>> Blue?

Blue?

>> Hey, Keira.

>> Hi. What are you doing?

A little Spring cleaning,

Fall cleaning, what kind of

cleaning is this?

>> Ha, you silly.

I'm headed out.

I've got most of the stuff moved

into storage downstairs.

I'm just trying to get the odds

and ends together now.

And before you start stressin',

I'll have some movers here in

a day or two to grab the big

stuff.

>> Nothing happened.

You're overreacting.

You're gonna feel real stupid

when you have to move everything

back down here.

>> Sweetheart, no explanation

needed.

I'm good.

Actually, I'm better than good.

I'm good 'n plenty.

I'm good ship lollipop.

Hey, I'm goody-goody.

>> Well, I'm not and I think

that if you need--

>> I've folded the last of

your clothes and I cleared out

the drawers.

Hey.

>> Hi.

>> Hey, could you grab that

record for me?

>> Yeah, um, are these last few

books yours, too?

>> Yeah, yeah.

Oh, and could you grab my first

edition "Catcher in the Rye."

It's the blue one.

>> Blue one?

>> Hold up.

After all this time, I think

I deserve a chance to explain

myself.

>> Let's be clear--you don't

deserve a damn thing.

I'm done.

You ready?

>> [whispering]

>> Oh, yeah, there's one more

thing.

I'm gonna need you to run

that ring back.

>> [zipping bag, packing]

You ready?

>> Yes.

>> [door opens, closes]

>> Uh...

>> [knock at door]

>> Who is this?

Oh? Hey, girl.

>> Mm-hm.

So, what, I've gotta find out

on the street that you're

back in town?

>> Well, girl, I told you that

my plane landed three hours ago.

The plan was to get settled in

and then, you know, hit you up.

>> Yeah, well, I know who your

first phone call was to.

>> Oh, so your girl Kelly

snitchin' on me, huh?

>> Mm-hm.

Now speaking of, what you plan

on doin' with that little

recording?

>> Oh, I'm thinking Perez 'cause

I'll be damned if I let them

drive off into the sunset

together and trample all

over me.

Oh, no.

I'm blowin' the lid off

that steroid scandal, okay?

Boom-boom.

Boom-boom.

>> Wow, that sound like a whole

lot of dynamite.

But I don't think you need

to do Perez.

>> Why?

Because it's not what's best

for this world, what's best for

the team, or Malik, or is it

just about Kelly this time?

>> No, it is about the team

and when two people hold all

the power, it's no longer

a team and that's why I need

you to have a bigger platform

to drop your story.

>> For real?

>> Mm-hm. Hell, yeah.

So I'ma make a few phone calls

and we're gonna blow the roof

off of them damn Pitts.

A boom-boom.

A boom-boom.

A boom...

A...

[quietly]

...boom.

>> [cell phone ringing]

>> JASON: Yeah?

Uh, I've gotta take this, guys.

What's goin' on, baby?

>> Tasha's turned.

>> Yeah, well, she kinda had to

go over to women.

Not many more men were left

to reject her.

>> No, she's sided with

Chardonnay.

>> What?

You threatened her like

we talked about, right?

>> Yes, with a smile

and everything.

[sighing]

I just sent you what she posted

on Instagram.

Look. Look at the caption.

"Everyone tune in tonight for

a bombshell.

fool, yallaintready,

ohnotheydidnt, ohyestheydid,

youmadornot, winning,

bringingthatback."

Nobody wants that back.

>> damnit!

>> [whistle shrills]

>> [mixed conversations]

>> [whistle shrills]

>> [mixed conversations]

>> BLUE: [laughing]

Hey, you lookin' real good,

Malik.

Hey, hey, everybody, come check

this out.

Y'all come on.

Practise can definitely

wait for this.

Come on and get in here real

nice and tight.

Watch as my man throws the

tightest spiral any third string

quarterback has ever thrown.

>> OTHER PLAYERS: [laughing]

>> It makes me feel like they

should have a third string

awards ceremony.

>> OTHER PLAYERS: [laughing]

>> Woo!

There he is, third string MVP

Malik Wright, y'all.

Give it up for him, yeah.

Malik Wright, ladies.

>> Come on, dawg, you made your

point.

>> Naw, I haven't.

You're just a clown tryin'

to hang on.

>> OTHER PLAYERS: Oooh...

>> You see? Now I made my point.

>> I didn't smash Keira,

you punk-ass bastard.

>> Well, maybe you should go

back and get some.

Hey, get this clown off my team!

>> I ain't goin' nowhere!

>> [whistle shrilling]

>> Yeah, you are! Watch this!

>> What the hell's wrong with

you, Malik?

Hit the shower!

>> Watch out for your little

bar of soap, yo.

>> BLUE: Let's go.

>> Soap on a rope.

Don't drop it.

>> All right, media lesson

number one, okay?

Do not let her steer you, okay?

I need you to stick to

the message.

Come on, now, get the nose.

All right?

Stick to the message.

Jason is a dirtbag, filthy

druggie.

>> That's right.

>> And you, Saint Chardonnay

of Fresno, all right?

>> Okay.

>> We can't have another

Perez Hilton on our hands.

>> Okay, I got it. I got it.

Don't let nobody steer

Chardonnay.

>> DEBORAH: Hi.

>> CHARDONNAY: Oh, hi.

>> You all set for me to

steer you?

>> Uh...

>> Your mic is on.

>> Oh. Media lesson number two.

Always talk like your mic is on,

okay?

Thank you, Deborah.

Don't worry, about that.

>> Listen, Chardonnay, this is

gonna be great.

Just relax and speak from

the heart.

>> [sighing] Okay.

>> We've got two guests who are

gonna join us to refute your

accusations.

>> What?

>> Refute?

Who the hell is refuting?

Excuse you.

>> Hi-de, hi-de, hey-oh.

>> What are you two doing here?

This is my interview.

>> Oh, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, there's no "my"

in betrayal, sweet Chardonnay.

>> Tasha, we're just seconds

from going live.

Would you please clear the set?

>> Deborah, you played me.

>> Maybe.

Okay, um, everybody, this is

a classy show.

There's gonna be no

Jerry Springer, no Housewives

Reunion type of outburst here.

We're just gonna ask a few

questions, maybe shed

a few tears.

Let's do it.

>> We're live in three...

>> Hi, I'm Deborah Norville.

two...

and welcome to this special live

broadcast.

Tonight, we're joined by

football legend Jason Pitts,

his ex-wife Kelly Pitts,

and his current ex-wife

Chardonnay Pitts.

Any other ex-wives out there?

>> [laughing] No.

>> Just...

>> Chardonnay, let's start

with you.

Uh, you came to us today with

some serious accusations.

>> Yes, Deborah, and I just want

to say that it really saddens me

that I have to reveal this

information to all of the people

of America.

Holding this secret in just--

>> One second.

>> Jason, I warned you.

>> I'm sorry, Deborah,

Chardonnay, it's just I am...

a victim.

Which camera's on me?

I'm a victim of the system.

I fell prey to the pressures

of the sport that I so dearly

love, and as a result, I used

performance-enhancing drugs.

>> He did steroids, y'all.

Steroids.

>> I think he just said that,

honey.

>> Well, I have a tape.

Play the tape.

Y'all hear me in the booth.

Go to the tape.

>> I think courageously

admitting it in front of

10 million viewers is probably

sufficient.

>> If I might continue, Deborah,

I'd like to explain why I'm

admitting it now.

>> Because I have the tape.

>> Go ahead, Jason.

>> Thank you.

Covering up my actions had

ruined my family and today

I'm most likely ruining

my reputation, but I feel that

now, as a coach, in a position

of power, it's my moral duty

to my players, to the team,

to the city of San Diego,

to the game of football, itself,

to bring this...

this ugly, ugly disease...

to light and...

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

>> KELLY: There is no shame

in stumbling, baby.

Even sinners become heroes.

>> Nobody sees him as no hero.

>> Actually, Chardonnay,

social media does.

They're goin' crazy out there.

There seems to be

an overwhelming amount of

support in America, Jason.

It seems like people are

forgiving you.

>> [whispering] Thank you.

Thank you.

>> We'll take a break and come

back and delve more into this

extraordinary situation.

>> ASSISTANT DIRECTOR:

Back after this.

We're back in three.

>> I hate you, Jason!

I hate you!

>> It's steroids' fault,

Chardonnay.

We're all victims here.

>> It wasn't as bad as

Perez Hilton.

>> Excuse us.

>> Oh, well.

>> Wrong horse.

>> Yeah, whatever.

>> KELLY: [squealing]

>> KELLY & JASON: [palm slap]

>> I just lost the Hall of Fame,

Kell.

>> I know.

>> I lost it.

>> I know. [sighing]

>> *

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