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OH, THAT CANNOT BE COMFORTABLE.

- LOOK, IF I HAVE TO CHOOSE

BETWEEN BEING COMFORTABLE AND BEING FLY,

I CHOOSE BEING FLY.

- [laughs]

- AND I CHOOSE BEING DRY.

THIS RAIN IS GONNA NAP MY HAIR UP.

- YOUR HAIR OR CHOW MING'S HAIR?

[laughs]

- LOOK, STOP MESSING WITH ME.

YOU KNOW I'M NERVOUS.

[sighs]

WELL, THIS IS MY FIRST MOVIE PREMIERE

SINCE THE STUCK TOGETHERMOVIE OF THE WEEK FINALLY INVITED,

WHICH ONLY AIRED ONCE

ON PAX

AT 2:00 A.M.

GOD.

- YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

YOU'RE TALENTED,

ALTHOUGH SUPER CRAZY.

- [chuckles]

- BUT THE MOVIE'S GONNA BE GREAT.

- AH, WELL, SPEAKING OF SUPER CRAZY...

- MM-HMM.

- UM, I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.

REMEMBER THAT LOVE SCENE THAT I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT

BETWEEN ME AND LUKE?

- UH, NO.

- REALLY?

I DIDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT THE-- - NO.

- NO? - MM-MM.

- [inhales]

THERE'S A LOVE SCENE. - YEAH, I GATHERED THAT.

- UM, AND IT'S--

IT'S KIND OF GRAPHIC,

SO I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE UPSET.

- HMM.

UH, HOW GRAPHIC?

LIKE HALLE BERRY BOOMERANG,

OR HALLE BERRY MONSTER'S BALL?

- DEFINITELY NOT HALLE BERRY IN MONSTER'S BALL.

NOT QUITE BOOMERANG.

UM, THINK...

SWORDFISHMEETS LOSING ISAIAH.

LOOK, I WAS TALKING TO CHERYL,

AND SHE SAID THAT SHE GIVES HER MAN, LIKE,

A HEADS-UP BEFORE HER LOVE SCENES ARE COMING,

AND IT'S KIND OF LIKE HIS CUE TO GO GET POPCORN.

SO BEFORE MY SCENE WITH LUKE,

YOU CAN GO GET US SOME POPCORN

OR MAYBE A SODA.

- DO I NEED TO STOP AND GET BUTTER ON MY POPCORN?

- PROBABLY.

AND, UM, STOP TO GET SALT.

- OKAY.

[indistinct chatter]

- MWAH. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

COME ON.

[aggressive rock music]

♪

- YEAH, STOCK BOY 3

IS READY FOR HIS OSCAR.

- HEY, DO YOU MIND IF I BORROW YOUR GIRL FOR A MINUTE?

THEY WANT TO TAKE SOME SHOTS OF THE CAST.

- YEAH, MAN. GO AHEAD.

- YOU SURE?

- YEAH. DO YOUR THING.

[camera shutter clicking]

- YEAH, WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?

NINA SMITH,

KEIRA WHITAKER'S BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD.

- ♪ WHAT WOULD YOU DO IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WINTER ♪

♪ WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN AND IT GETS COLD? ♪

♪ GROWIN' UP IN A HOUSE WITH NO STOVE ♪

- OMG, I HAD A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION!

[camera shutter clicking]

[indistinct shouting]

[camera shutter clicking]

- I SEE YOU, BABY.

OH, YEAH, YOU LOOKIN' GOOD,

ALL FOCUSED AND CLEAR

LIKE A BAGGAGE-FREE BAG OF MONEY.

- I LOVE YOU, MAMA,

BUT YOU DON'T DEFINE ME.

- THAT'S NEW.

- HOMEGIRL, IT'S THERAPY.

DR. DAWSON MADE US FACE

OUR CODEPENDENCY ISSUES,

AND, HONEY, NOW WE THICK AS THIEVES.

- YES.

- IN A NON-CODEPENDENT HEALTHY WAY.

- OH, ALL RIGHT.

- BABY, MAMA LOVES YOU

BUT WITH BOUNDARIES.

- [laughs]

WELL, GREAT, OKAY.

OH, HOLD UP.

- COME ON, DIANA FLOSS.

[laughter]

- HEY, KEIRA, CONGRATULATIONS.

- THANK YOU.

[sighs]

OH, MY GOD. I'M SO SORRY, BABE.

I WAS ABOUT TO COME SIT DOWN,

BUT THEN I GOT STOPPED BY THAT BLACK GUY

WHO PLAYS A BLACK GANGSTER

IN EVERY MOVIE WHERE A BLACK GANGSTER IS NEEDED.

- AH, YEAH. I LOVE HIM.

- HMM. - HEY, COME HERE.

AND YOU DO NOT HAVE TO APOLOGIZE.

TONIGHT IS YOUR NIGHT.

SOAK IT UP.

- OKAY.

- OOH. - [sighs]

GET MY SHIRT.

CHARDONNAY,

I'VE GOT SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU.

- [sighs]

GIRL, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO SAY IT,

'CAUSE SEE, I'VE KNOWN FOR MONTHS.

I MEAN, YOUR ANGER ISSUES, YOUR PROBLEM WITH MEN,

YOUR BULGING BICEPS...

IT'S COOL, THOUGH, 'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA FIND YOU

A REAL CUTE GIRLFRIEND.

- [gasps]

- HUH? HUH?

- YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

YOU KNOW WHAT? YOUR ASS WISHES.

'KAY? I'M NOT GAY.

- OH.

- NOW, LISTEN.

I JUST WANTED TO APOLOGIZE

FOR GETTING YOU TRAPPED INTO MY WEB OF DECEIT

AND FOR COMING IN BETWEEN YOU

AND THAT YELLOW-BELLIED HUSBAND OF YOURS.

- OH, THANK YOU, TASHA.

- MM-HMM.

SEE THIS, GIRL?

TASHA'S ON AN APOLOGY TOUR.

I CALL IT "THE TASHA MACK SUMMER SORRY JAM."

- OOH, GIRL.

WELL, WITH ALL THE SORRIES YOU OWE,

THAT SUMMER JAM IS GONNA BE SOLD OUT.

[laughs]

- MM-KAY, SEE, NOW, NORMALLY,

IF YOU WERE TO TAKE A SHOT LIKE THAT AT ME

WHEN I WAS TRYING TO EXPRESS MYSELF,

I WOULD'VE SLAPPED YOU ACROSS THE FACE WITH THIS CHAIR HANDLE.

- OH.

- BUT I'M NOT THAT PERSON ANYMORE.

- UGH.

- OOH. WAIT.

SPEAKING OF WANTING TO SLAP SOMEBODY,

IF YOU IT WASN'T FOR HIS LEMON-HEADED ASS,

I'D BE DOWN TO THE LAST DAMN PERSON ON MY APOLOGY LIST.

- [scoffs]

WHY IS HE EVEN ON YOUR LIST?

- GIRL,

IT WASN'T MY IDEA.

LOOK, DR. DAWSON,

HE MADE ME WRITE OUT A LIST OF EVERYBODY I GOT BEEF WITH,

AND ME AND JASON, WE DON'T JUST HAVE BEEF.

WE GOT BISONS AND CHICKENS

AND HORSES AND PIGS

AND E-I-E-I-O.

BUT DR. DAWSON SAYS

THAT WITH ALL OF THE ISSUES THAT I HAVE FROM MY PAST,

IT'S GONNA HELP ME INFORM MY FUTURE.

SO I'VE BEEN TRYING.

BUT, GIRL, THIS WON'T WORK.

- LATASHA, LOOK.

AS MAD AS I AM AT JASON,

IF APOLOGIZING TO HIM

IS GONNA HELP YOU GET RID OF YOUR BAGGAGE

AND MOVE ON,

THEN, GIRL, YOU NEED TO BADGE UP.

- UH... - AND DO IT.

- OKAY, YOU THINK IT'S THAT EASY?

THEN YOU WALK YOUR ASS DOWN THERE

AND APOLOGIZE TO HIM FOR LEAVING HIM.

- OH, HELL NAH.

'CAUSE, SEE, CHARDONNAY IS NOT ON AN APOLOGY TOUR.

HONEY, I'M ON A "KISS MY ASS" TOUR,

AND JASON PITTS IS THE HEADLINER, OKAY?

YES.

[laughs]

- [sighs]

THERE YOU GO.

- AH, FOR ME? - YEP.

- HEY, MAN, YOU SPIT IN THIS?

- WHAT? NO.

FOOL, YOU MY FRIEND.

[chuckles]

BESIDES, IT'S ABOUT TIME I START

SHOWING YOU A LITTLE MORE RESPECT

AND ACTING LIKE IT.

- YOU KNOW WHAT?

I DON'T CARE. I'M STILL GONNA EAT IT.

- NO, I'M SERIOUS, TEE TEE, OKAY?

AFTER EVERYTHING I'VE BEEN THROUGH WITH REECE AND TORI

AND NOT TO MENTION HER BABY DADDY,

PUNK-ASS FRANKO,

AND THEN GOING TO THIS THERAPY SESSION WITH MY MOM,

TEE TEE, MAN, IT'S ALL JUST--

IT'S JUST GOT ME THINKING, BRO.

- UH-OH.

- NO. LISTEN. HEAR ME OUT. HEAR ME OUT, OKAY?

I SHOULD'VE FOLLOWED YOUR LEAD IN THE FIRST PLACE AND STUFF

WITH OUR BURGER BUSINESS IDEA, DOG.

PHATTY'S--IT WAS GENIUS.

IF YOU GIVE ME A SECOND CHANCE, BRO.

I WANT TO MOVE FORWARD WITH THE IDEA.

- [sighs]

ALL RIGHT.

I MEAN, I KNOW I SHOULD BE PLAYING HARD TO GET,

BUT, HEY, I'M IN.

- [laughs]

MY MAN, 100 GRAND.

- LET ME GET INTO THIS HOT DOG.

- OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

HERE.

I--I DID DROP IT ON THE WAY INTO THE THEATER.

YEAH, SEE? TURNED OVER A NEW LEAF.

[laughs]

- BUT, MAN, THAT ONE GOT RELISH ON IT.

- YEAH, THAT'S 'CAUSE I WAS TRYING TO HIDE THE DIRT.

[chuckles]

- NOW I'M UNLOADING TRUCKS?

I'M A CASHIER.

- I KNOW.

- UM, BABE, MY STOMACH'S STARTING TO GROWL.

- [whispering] I KNOW.

I CAN HEAR IT. SHH.

- CAN YOU GO GET ME SOME POPCORN?

- DO YOU REALLY NEED IT?

IT'S FULL OF SATURATED FAT.

- I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU OR YOUR FAMILY'S MONEY.

- I KNOW, SHELLEY.

I'M INTERESTED IN YOU.

- [gasps]

I'D REALLY LIKE SOME POPCORN AND A SODA,

LIKE, NOW.

- SHELLEY, THE MOMENT YOU FILLED OUT THAT APPLICATION, I KNEW--

- OH--OH, OH, OH, RIGHT NOW.

NOW. - YES.

- OKAY. OKAY, YEAH, COOL.

OKAY.

- UM--OH, AND, UM,

REMEMBER, EXTRA BUTTER

AND EXTRA SALT.

OKAY. - GOT IT.

[smooth R&B music]

- OH!

- [snoring]

- SHELLEY...

- [grunts]

[laughter]

all: OH!

- [laughs]

[fabric ripping]

all: WHOA!

- HOW LONG WAS SHE A DAMN VIRGIN?

SHE LYING.

[glass shattering]

- YOU DON'T DO TRICKS LIKE THAT. - THAT'S ACTING.

- WHY WASN'T I INVITED?

[laughter]

- OOH.

- I SEE YOU, GIRL.

I SEE YOU.

[laughter]

- GOOD JOB, GIRL.

- THANK YOU.

- I CAN'T WAIT TO GET THAT ON DVD.

[camera shutters clicking]

- OH, THAT PERFORMANCE, I--

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I HATE YOU RIGHT NOW.

- AH, OKAY.

[laughter]

I'MA CATCH UP WITH YOU LATER, OKAY?

- HI. - HI.

UGH.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

- I DON'T KNOW.

I GUESS I GOT LOST SOMEWHERE

BETWEEN THE BUTTERY POPCORN

AND LUKE LICKING YOUR ASS.

- BLUE, I TOLD YOU NOT EVEN TO WATCH--

- HEY, SORRY TO INTERRUPT.

KEIRA, CAN I GET JUST A FEW MINUTES WITH YOU?

I'VE GOT THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER.

- OKAY. - ALL RIGHT. COME ON.

- I'LL BE JUST A SEC--

[sighs]

- HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY,

HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.

MY MAN. WHAT'S UP, BLUEPRINT?

BIG NIGHT FOR YOUR GIRL, HUH?

- YEAH, I GUESS.

- [mocking] YEAH, I GUESS, HUH?

WHAT'S UP, MAN? WHAT? YOU ENJOY THE MOVIE?

WHAT'D YOU THINK, DOG?

- I REALLY DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

- YEAH, I FEEL YOU.

IT WASN'T PRETTY, MAN.

I MEAN, CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT WAS ALL OVER THE PLACE.

- HEY, BUT ON THE UPSIDE,

I DID GET A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP.

THEY SHOULD CHANGE THE NAME

FROM BAGGERSTO TRANQUILIZER.

[laughs]

DOG, 'CAUSE YOU COULD SELL THAT CRAP ON THE STREETS.

ANYBODY WANT SOME OF THAT BAGGERS,HUH?

HEY, BUT I AIN'T MAD AT THAT SEX SCENE, THOUGH.

WHOO! - NO, NO.

CAN'T BE MAD AT THAT.

HEY, ESPECIALLY FOR A VIRGIN.

YO, YOU TAUGHT HER WELL.

- FOR THE NEXT MAN.

[laughs]

- YO, COME ON, MAN. TOO SOON.

IT'S TOO SOON.

THAT'S MESSED UP, MAN.

- COME ON, MAN, SMILE.

- IT WAS FUNNY, THOUGH.

- YOU BETTER GET IT.

- COME ON, JUST YOUR-- - COME ON.

- NO, I TOLD YOU-- - THIS IS YOUR--CHANCE.

- I TOLD YOU I WILL DO IT WHEN I--

- [clears throat]

CHARDONNAY.

JASON.

- YOU'RE WELCOME.

- EXCUSE ME?

- OH--

I THOUGHT I HEARD YOU SAY THANK YOU.

- FOR WHAT?

- APPARENTLY I BOUGHT YOU A NEW DRESS,

NEW SHOES, NEW PURSE,

AND NEW OTHER PEOPLE'S HAIR.

- [laughing] OOH.

YOU KNOW WHAT, TASHA?

YOU'RE RIGHT.

HE DOESN'T DESERVE AN APOLOGY.

GO AHEAD, GIRL. KEEP YOUR BAGGAGE.

'CAUSE I'M DEFINITELY GONNA KEEP MY NEW BAGGAGE.

- THERE IT IS. YOU SEE?

THERE IT IS.

YOU WANT ALL THE PERKS OF BEING A FOOTBALL WIFE

AND NONE OF THE PENANCE.

YOU WANT THE FANCY CLOTHES OR THE DESIGNER BAG,

THE HOLLYWOOD PARTY...

- NO. KEIRA INVITED ME HERE, OKAY?

NOT YOU.

- KEIRA, WHOM YOU KNOW BECAUSE OF WHO?

[whispers] BECAUSE OF ME.

- YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU CAN HAVE YOUR STUPID HOLLYWOOD-ASS PARTY, OKAY?

'CAUSE I'M OUT.

I'M KEEPIN' MY DAMN BAG.

- [clears throat]

AREN'T YOU GONNA GO AFTER YOUR LITTLE MINION? HMM?

FEED HER MORE OF YOUR DEEP-FRIED BARBECUED POPPYCOCK

ABOUT WHAT A BAD GUY I AM?

- YEAH, HOLD ON, HEADLY.

OKAY?

I'M NOT ONE OF YOUR EX-WIVES,

AND YOU DON'T INTIMIDATE ME.

YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO TELL YOU HOW SORRY I AM

FOR THE WAY THAT I'VE TREATED YOU ALL THESE YEARS,

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, JASON?

YOU AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A DAMN BULLY.

- UGH.

- MY DAD USED TO BULLY ME AND MY MAMA

THE SAME DAMN WAY,

JUST LIKE YOU BULLIED KELLY.

AND YOU RAN HER AWAY.

ONLY DAMN WHITE WOMAN I EVER GAVE A DAMN ABOUT--

HER AND HILLARY,

AND I LOVE ME SOME HILLARY.

- WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?

YOU'RE HAVING A HOT FLASH.

YOU NEED A DOCTOR?

I THINK MY DENTIST IS HERE.

THEY'RE DOCTORS, RIGHT?

- YOU AND YOUR BULLYING

AND YOUR BELITTLING

RAN AWAY MY BEST FRIEND,

AND AS SOON AS I FIND SOMEBODY

THAT I CAN HALF-ASS TOLERATE,

BOY, YOU'RE ABOUT TO RUN HER AWAY TOO.

BUT IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU.

IT'S ABOUT ME.

IT'S ABOUT ME,

AND MY THERAPIST SAYS THAT I NEED TO RELEASE

ALL THIS NEGATIVE ENERGY BETWEEN US,

AND I NEED TO FORGIVE YOU.

SO, JASON...

- WHOA.

- [sobs]

- OKAY.

I FORGIVE YOU.

- YEAH, QUIT HUGGING ME.

- I FORGIVE YOU, JASON.

- AND I JUST HOPE THAT YOU CAN FORGIVE ME

BECAUSE I'M READY TO MOVE ON WITH MY LIFE.

- YEP.

- [sighs]

- OKAY.

- IN THE SPIRIT OF FORGIVING AND MOVING ON,

I THINK YOU NEED TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT

ON YOUR END

WITH CHARDONNAY.

- [sighs]

- DON'T YOU MISS KELLY?

YOU DON'T WANT THE SAME THING TO HAPPEN WITH CHARDONNAY.

- [sighs]

- NOW, THAT RIGHT THERE IS A DRESS, HONEY.

- THANK YOU.

- WHAT IS THAT,

LIKE, TAFFETA, CHIFFON--

- HOW DARE YOU?

OKAY, IT'S SILK CHARMEUSE,

AND IT'S A JUMPER.

NOW, LISTEN.

I'LL HAVE A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH ON WHEAT

WITH SWISS AND AMERICAN.

I WANT THE BREAD DOUBLE GRILLED, THE TOMATO TRIPLE GRILLED.

I WANT THE EDGES CUT OFF,

AND I WANT THE SANDWICH CUT IN HALF IN A TRIANGULAR WAY.

I NEED A SIDE OF TOMATO SOUP

AND FIVE TEASPOONS OF RED ROOSTER FOR THE DIPPING,

AND A GLASS OF PINOT GRIGIO.

- UH, SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU THERE, FANCY-PANTS--

CORRECTION--FANCY JUMPER.

BUT NO CAN DO.

HANK'S HAS A STRICT POLICY.

NO SPECIAL ORDERS, NO SUBSTITUTIONS, NO GUNS,

NO GANG PARAPHERNALIA, NO ANIMALS,

NO ANIMALS WEARING GANG PARAPHERNALIA,

NO PHONES, NO BARE FEET,

AND NO HATS

EXCEPT FOR YARMULKES.

HANK'S HAS A VERY LARGE JUDAIC CUSTOMER BASE.

- MM.

OKAY.

LISTEN UP, ALICE.

COME HERE.

I'VE HAD A VERY LONG NIGHT, OKAY?

AND I COULD GIVE A GOOD DOG DAMN

ABOUT WHAT YOUR POLICY IS, OKAY?

BUT THIS RIGHT HERE,

THIS IS ENOUGH MONEY TO MAKE YOU MOVE YOUR LITTLE TRAILER HOME

TO GREENER PASTURES.

DON'T YOU WANT TO ROLL?

- [whispers] I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.

- THANK YOU.

- PSST.

PHONES OFF, MONEYBAGS.

- OFF.

[sighs]

- YOU FORGOT TO ORDER YOUR RADISH ON THE SIDE.

- HELLO, DADDY.

- HEY, JASON, WHAT YOU WRITING?

- A LETTER.

- ON A NAPKIN?

KIND OF LOW-RENT, ISN'T IT?

- WHAT ARE YOU WRITING ON A NAPKIN, FROG MAN?

- 'KAY, FIRST OF ALL, IT'S CHICKEN MAN, ALL RIGHT?

OR MR. CLUCKY LONG TIME, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

AND I'M DRAWING UP A PARTNERSHIP CONTRACT BETWEEN--

- THAT WAS RHETORICAL, CHICKEN HEAD.

I DON'T CARE.

- AND THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T KEEP A WIFE.

[clears throat] RIGHT.

OKAY, LOOK, SO THIS IS A PRETTY STANDARD CONTRACT.

FIRST, WE SPLIT EVERYTHING 50/50.

SECOND, I GET THE TITLE "CEO,"

AND THIRD, YOU STOP REFERRING TO MY MOM AS CRACKIE.

- HMM. OKAY.

I'LL GIVE YOU 30%,

YOU GET THE TITLE "C.F.O.,"

AND I'LL ONLY CALL YOUR MAMA CRACKIE

ON HER BIRTHDAY.

- OKAY. FINE. DEAL.

- HA.

- NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

I THINK I SEE THE NEXT MRS. CLUCKY LONG TIME.

- GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

- [sighs]

OKAY, I'M NOT GONNA BE CHASING YOU AROUND ALL NIGHT.

I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA FEEL BAD ABOUT THAT LOVE SCENE.

- YEAH, YOU DIDN'T WANT ME TO SEE IT BECAUSE YOU'RE A LIAR.

- WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU--

- HEY, KEIRA, TAKE A PICTURE WITH HER.

SHE A BIG FAN. - OKAY.

[camera shutter clicks]

- THANKS. - YOU'RE WELCOME.

- SEE? I TOLD YOU. WE GO WAY BACK.

- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

- WHAT I SAW IN THAT THEATER WAS MORE THAN JUST ACTING.

YOU'RE NOT THAT GOOD.

- THANKS.

- YOU KNOW, I KNOW YOU, ALL RIGHT?

I KNOW YOUR LOOKS, YOUR MOVES, YOUR SOUNDS.

WHAT I SAW IN THERE WAS SOMETHING ELSE.

- WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT?

- YOU GOT WITH DUDE.

- COME ON, BLUE, NOT HERE.

- HEY, DON'T--DON'T LIE TO-- - HEY, KEIRA.

TAKE A PICTURE WITH HER. SHE'S A BIG FAN.

LAST ONE WAS A VEGAN.

- [sighs]

DON'T LEAVE.

[camera shutter clicks]

- COOL. THANK YOU.

YEAH, SEE, I SELL CHICKENS.

I CAN'T MESS WITH NO VEGANS.

- LOOK, KEIRA, I'M TIRED OF PLAYING GAMES.

DID YOU SLEEP WITH LUKE?

YES OR NO?

- [sighs]

- I KNEW IT.

SO WHEN YOU WERE TELLING ME TO LEAVE DURING THE SEX SCENE,

YOU WEREN'T LOOKING OUT FOR ME.

YOU WERE LOOKING OUT FOR YOURSELF.

- NO. LOOK--

- HEY, CAN I BORROW HER AGAIN REAL QUICK?

- [laughs]

SHE'S ALL YOURS.

- [sighs]

- LUKE. - KEIRA. KEIRA.

CAN I GET A SHOT?

THAT'S GREAT.

- AH, TEE TEE, TOMORROW,

A BRIGHT FUTURE'S ON THE HORIZON FOR THE TWO OF US, BABY,

A PARTNERSHIP

THAT WILL UNDOUBTEDLY STAND THE TEST OF TIME.

- FOR ETERNITY. - EVERLASTING.

- STARTING TO FEEL A LITTLE GAY, HUH?

- YEAH, EXTREMELY.

- [clears throat]

SO YOU KNOW WHAT? HOW 'BOUT THIS, DOG?

TOMORROW, WE'RE GONNA KICK THE BUSINESS WORLD'S ASS, BROTHER.

- HELL, YEAH. MUCH MORE HETERO.

- ALL RIGHT, WELL, MAN, MY CAR IS THIS WAY, TEE.

- OH, WHAT? NO DRIVER?

NO BODYGUARD?

SOMEBODY GETTING SERIOUS, HUH?

- COME ON, MAN. I TOLD YOU.

IT'S MALIK 2.0, DOG.

YOU KNOW WHAT? BUMP THAT.

IT'S MALIK 2.5.

0.5. I LIKE THAT.

I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW, MAN.

- DEUCES.

[car alarm chirps]

- YO, 40 MILLION.

- IT'S 80 MIL, DOG.

[heartbeat echoing]

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